>89 years old
>Still in power
I think she'll be fine
>>52790451
Who is this
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist?
>>52790623
Lizzy Jizzy
>>52790451
She'll live for many years yet.
>>52790451
good new meme lads
>>52790725
who is this goddess and why won't she be my gf?
how will the world respond when/if she dies?
>>52790905
probably be like "oh shit" then go about my day
>>52790905
ayy lmao
>the queen
>power
pick 1
>>52790905
We'll all hope that all the others in the line of succession die off until we get to our royal house, which will now be your sovereigns.
>>52790963
fuck off shitskin
>>52790905
I would mourn like any other anglo
>>52791008
I pick power
now what?
>>52790905
The muslims will finally conquer england
god save the queen and long may she reign tbch
>>52790451
>queen dies
>all of a sudden, all British money becomes worthless since its value was directly pegged to that of the Queen
>complete and utter collapse of the British economy
>have to resort to rape and cannibalism just to survive
>>52791061
lol what are you like 15? were you even alive when Diana died
have fun mourning though, I'm sure it will be very convincing to your friends on 4chan, I bet you've already got an anime picked out to watch when it happens
>>52791061
>canada
>anglo
it's 2015
>>52790905
>Fucking finally Charles will be king, huh?
Why the old lady doesn't step out of the throne anyway?
>>52790905
>how will the world respond when/if she dies?
i can't wait desu, just imagine the memes when she dies
>>52791137
why have you uploaded a crying face when this is clearly the situation you like to go to sleep thinking about
>>52790905
Apparently Britain will lose a considerable amount of money due to the mourning/London shutting down.
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
>>52791148
>Canadian Caliphate
>>52790905
All I know is that I'll be wandering the streets, clenching my Union Jack in utter grief and sorrow
>>52791276
clenching your leaf you mean you massive faggot
Will she have her dogs buried with her?
>>52791276
>>52791061
god bless you
and god save the queen
>>52791149
It's her duty to reign until she dies.
>>52791348
yes
[spoiler]alive[/spoiler]
>>52791137
No more dick sucking whale in aus
>>52791313
Canada's Royal Flag is the Union Jack, faggot.
It still holds offical status
She'll probably outlive Charles just so the fucker never touches the throne
On a serious note, what will happen once the happening happens?
Her son is like 60 which is like ultra-old in all honesty
I'm sure all the coins and even the anthem will change
Just fucking die already
>>52790905
Nonstop coverage of her death and funeral. It will be as bad as when they come down here to visit.
>>52791388
>It still holds offical status
Yeah and it's real nice to see you flying it proudly
Oh wait you don't do that. Are you even a part of the Commonwealth?
>>52791172
this
>>52791429
>watching TV
Don't you have the internet?
>>52791473
No. Have to make do with cup and string to post here.
>>52791434
>Let me tell you about your country
>>52791434
it''s still an official flag and is flown regularly by government and regular citizens
>>52790905
Can she actually die? I thought she was a blood zombie like Bloody Mary.
>>52791502
I can tell you about the flag you display publicly that represents you to every other country
>>52791504
>the union jack is your official flag
red ensign when
>>52791572
She'll fake her death to not make the brits suspicious of her lizard ancestry
>>52790652
underrated post
>>52791420
The country goes into a state of mourning for a few days, the stamps, money and national anthem will change and we will break even selling merchandise of her that we such changes will bring.
>>52791629
We display a different flag because we have a national identity.
>>52791629
>I can tell you about the flag you display publicly that represents you to every other country
I don't see the issue here. When we are representing ourselves abroad, I don't see how advertising our British roots/Monarchy is very relevant.
>>52790905
>>52791750
>national identity
what is that again? Oh yeah, "we aren't America I swear"
>>52791791
Literally hiding what you are from the world, what even are you?
>>52791750
>>52791791
>>52791875
settle down
>>52791946
Tell your retarded child to take his meds then
Who will die first
The pope or the queen?
>>52791981
your mum
>>52791148
hahaha jesus lol what a fagget
>>52791348
Yes if she wants any chance of them carrying through to her next life with her
>>52791434
>Are you even a part of the Commonwealth?
this gunna b gud
>>52791981
The pope is a decade younger, odds are in his favour.
>>52790905
I'd cry
>>52791148
>I don't know what this dance is, I didn't spend any time learning about this dance or what it means, but I'll just go in anyway an make a complete retard out of myself because it's 2015 and this is what it means to be progressive
>Canada voted this person in to run their country
>>52790451
I thought Vader killed her?
>>52790905
http://uk.businessinsider.com/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-ii-dies-2015-3
All hell will break loose if this article is correct
>>52791981
The Pope. Just like all the other Popes who died while Lizzy still drew breath.
RULE BRITANNIA
>>52791434
>Are you even a part of the Commonwealth?
Are you? Where are your Royal Guards? Where is your Gothic revival architecture? Why do you have no offical Queen of Australia portrait that you can also request for free from the your government?
All you have is "muh flag".
>W-we're loyal subjects of great britain! please fuck my shit up lizzy!
fucking anglo faggots.
>>52792462
Careful you don't choke on those deep fried sour grapes fám
>>52792462
>t.Chicano
or
>t.prussiapro
>>52792334
>Why do you have no offical Queen of Australia portrait that you can also request for free from the your government?
That's pretty gay lol
>Where are your Royal Guards? Where is your Gothic revival architecture?
In England I guess, they didn't ship whole buildings over here with the prisoners I suspect
>All you have is "muh flag".
we are pretty much UK Lite, but at least we don't pretend we aren't. You cuckleafs are so determined to convince the world you're not like America for some reason when they clearly have the greatest cultural influence on you.
We aren't pretending to be something we're not m8
>>52792462
>W-we're loyal subjects of great britain!
No. We are loyal subjects of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth The Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Canada and of Her other realms and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
>>52790905
avoid TV for a month
burp at the face of anyone bringing the topic
do not give a shit about perfidious lizzy jizzy
>>52792524
Nice job moving goalposts, bud.
>>52792571
sounds like something a leaf would say
>>52792539
Wow. And I thought Ireland was cucked. This is next level shit.
>>52792539
She doesn't exactly live in Canada does she? She's in some castle in England. Swearing allegiance to anything but your own flag is pretty cucky .
>>52791233
Those are Indians aka Hindus, silly.
>>52792571
Is this how reddit taught you to argue? What are you even on about?
>>52792653
>She's in some castle in England.
Purely circumstantial and irrelevant to her role. If the UK went full republic tomorrow nothing would change here
>>52791148
Did they poo in the loo?
>>52792688
POO IN LOO
age really does make someone look shit
>>52792607
>>52792708
It means you completely changed the focus of the argument because you realized you lost the original point of it
>Hurr is Canada is even part of the Commonwealth?
And then once proven that we are in fact even more Commonwealthy than Australia is,
>haha Canada is just trying to pretend they are British haha
>>52792786
>>52792808
>actually making an effort to prove a common knowledge fact everyone already knows
That's pretty autistic, why can't you just have fun like everyone else is?
>>52792539
>No. We are loyal subjects of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth The Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Canada and of Her other realms and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
fucking anglo faggots
>>52792922
You took it more seriously than I did typing it.
Calm the fuck down
>>52792898
>tfw no royal blood gf
>>52790905
Australians will shitpost about the Brits for a while
>>52790905
Allah will be the new king of the UK
>>52790905
Commonwealth will probably get dissolved.
Corbyn might refuse to swear the oath to the new monarch and get kicked out of parliament/in the head by angry mobs. This will lead to a civil war. Republicans vs monarchists, mostly white people though as they are those whom this most concerns. Post war fertility rates will remain low as per modern life, importation of pakis will increase to fill the gap. The end of the White British ethnicity will occur.
In short, the death of Queen Elizabeth the Second will result in the end of the white race in England
>>52793058
Rasheed
>>52791975
I'm glad not to be the retarded one for once
>>52792182
Kylo Ren kills Queen Elizabeth in the new movie
>>52790905
They'll probably put the flag at half mast.
Americans love the fucking royal family for some reason.
>>52793058
THE CAVALIERS WILL RISE AGAIN YEEEEHAW
falklands will become rightful argentina clay
>>52793149
The Royal family are the ultimate celebrity. Sort of like the Kardashians to the nth degree
>>52793149
it's something to hashtag about and change your facepunch profile pic for
>>52793174
Imagine if Argentina attacked during mourning, the Brits would probably be fucking savage.
>>52790652
Top KEK.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Abney-Hastings,_15th_Earl_of_Loudoun
^ RIGHTFUL KING
>>52790905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>52793272
I'd unleash every Ghurka unit available and start piling up heads.
ITT: Australians and Canadians argue over who is the biggest c.uck to UK.
>>52790451
We all know by now she's only alive through sheer will, which will continue until Charles dies.
>>52793058
English Civil War Part II - This Time the Good Guys Win Edition
>>52793401
I bet Obama flies over to pay respects though :^)
>>52790905
>mfw Charles dies before her
Honestly I'd be pretty sad, I'm pretty sure it'd set a fire under the arse of the Republicans and start up a year of debates here and in Aus. All we have to do is survive the reign of Charles and the majority will completely support King William. God bless Lizzy for every day she keep Charles from the throne
>>52793665
>survive the reign of Charles
He comes across as such a dickhead despite also appearing to do absolutely nothing.
>>52793699
Why do you people hate Charles so much? I've never heard abut him being a cunt, just people making fun of him
>>52793740
Probably did something that offended the Queen in his youth, like put a whoopie cushion under her throne, or kicked a swan. This set in motion a very subtle indoctrination process to make the whole country hate him, but not understand why.
>>52793699
>>52793740
He does nothing but his political views are batshit, he's essentially a fundie tree-hugger that thinks the Crown should have more executive power. QE2 has remained so popular because she doesn't push her politics onto everyone and keeps any power she has invisible to commoners
>>52790451
What does she do even?
Apart from appearing in money, and sending letters to people with lots of kids of that turn very old
>>52793740
Besides the whole Diana thing, he does occasionally pop up saying some daft shit as >>52793868 points out
Also this hasn't helped his case recently:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_spider_memos
>Return from hard day of work in syrup mines
>Sit down in my log cabin and kick off work boots
>Wife enters, crying
>Ask her what is wrong
>"Queen is kill"
>no
>>52793940
She has final Veto power on bills. She's also respected around the world more than any Prime Minister we will elect, so makes a good representative. She's also a symbol of unity for the commonwealth, although once she goes, that'll probably lead to another collapse of the remnants of "muh empire".
>>52793868
Well, the crown should have more executive power.
But yes his views can be a bit out there, especially concerning alternative "medicine"
Overall I like the guy, though.
>>52794090
>Thinking a monarch should hold real power over a population who elects people to represent them
No wonder you faggots never declared independence
>>52794090
Look at the reaction people gave when people like the Australian Governer-General used his power to install the opposition leader as Prime Minster. People wont take it.
>>52794171
We voted for a party that's slashing our Fire Service funding during flood season.
Clearly the electorate are retarded.
>>52794171
>some guy won a popularity contest
>that means he should be the leader
Makes about as much sense as hereditary leadership tbch. Considering the idiots that we have for MPs (and the idiots who vote for them) I would much rather the crown have a bit more power.
It's unrealistic of course because Canadians are idiots but whatever.
