Invited: the Irish, Spanish, Scots, Germans, Polish, French, Americans, Russians, Dutchmen
Not Invited: Tory bastards (English, Canadians)
>>30406442
>Spain
>Revolution
Too lazy for this
W-We had a lot of revolution. Can we join?
>>30406534
they didn't help directly, but they still helped
>>30406442
What is this revolution and why are we invited in it? Also, when did Prussians into revolution ever? That's like maximum haram for the Prussian mindset...
>>30406729
Based Von Steuben
>>30406442
reporting in
>mfw when Spaniard/American
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>30406725
>they didn't help directly, but they still helped
How no?
>>30406898
AYY AY AYYYYYY
CANTA Y NO LLOREEES
>>30406729
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninsular_War
>>30406442
Cry baby thread more like
Can we join?
>not knowing a lot of Canada is Scottish settlers as well as French
fuck you hippy cunt throwing us below Russia
>tfw no uprising to loose
Labour faggot.
>>30406953
Look at these brave men of liberty and republican values. Do they look like crybabies to you?
>>30406953
>muh empire
>>30407216
>replying to butthurt brits
this'll be good
>>30406442
Am I invited?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sim%C3%B3n_Bol%C3%ADvar
>>30407004
>>30407339
No, no.
>>30406442
Why are you inviting non-whites (Irish, Spanish, and Poles) to this thread?
>>30407339
>>30407004
sure why not
Fuggg... In the holy name of Spurdo Spadre :-DDDDD
>mfw OP's thread was referring to Merican independence and I didn't get it
We oppressed revolutions.
Does that count?
>you were born too late to be a revolutionists
>>30407831
shit
revolutionary*
>>30407896
Revolutionaries are those that revolt against a revolutionist revolution.
>>30408122
isn't that a counter-revolutionary?
>>30408122
revolutionary:
adjective
1 involving or causing a complete or dramatic change.
2 engaged in or promoting political revolution
hello
>>30408247
>implying a counter-revolution isn't itself a revolution
God save Mel Gibson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj0I8xVTV18
>>30406442
Can we join?
>>30409078
The hero of historical accuracy
>>30409078
I should watch that movie now that I'm far more familiar with history of US revolution and 18th century in general. Right now I have a very positive opinion of it.
>>30409197
Not accurate, but he can sure set a cool scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPK5KDCGF7g
>>30406442
I'd rather have one revolution that succeeded than two that succeeded and twenty that ended up with a bloodshed and expulsions.
... Eh
>implying revolutions don't turn everything to shit
>>30409341
So... US is shit?
>>30409197
>He expects a movie that was made purely for entertainment purposes to represent historical accuracy
If you want historically accurate, go watch a fucking documentary.
>>30409220
It's okay if you go in with the right mindset. It's just another movie about heroes and villains, with a small dose of USA USA USA sprinkled over it.
>>30406725
>didn't help directly
We did some harm to the britbongs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_of_9_August_1780
>Spanish fleet led by Admiral Luis de Córdova y Córdova, together with a squadron of French ships, captured a heavy British convoy of sixty-three vessels causing a severe blow to the commerce of Great Britain.
>The captured British ships, numbering nearly 60, were brought into Cádiz, an unusual spectacle since the capture of such a great enemy convoy by any navy was an uncommon event
>>30406442
Son of the Revolution reporting in. My patrilineal great-something grandfather was in a militia along the Virginian frontier, mostly fighting the Indians and their British commanders.
>>30409427
>If you want historically accurate, go watch a fucking documentary.
>I can't enjoy entertainment and be educated at the same time because I'm a retarded dutch faggot
Historical accuracy adds to the value
Implying Americans aren't bootlicking authoritarian trash with draconian laws, militarised police and more people in prison than any country at any time ever.
>>30409642
What did you think of John Adams (the HBO series)?
>>30409703
Sorry, I don't speak Pakistani
![2658633-5257751709-13377[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8atCTMy.jpg "2658633-5257751709-13377[1].jpg")
>>30409642
>N-NOOO! I don't care about such a thing as tension, dramatic storytelling and creative vision! I want the story to be told exactly as how it happened in the history books!
Go throw a tard tantrum somewhere else.
>>30409712
Never heard of it
>>30409703
Just because we've lost our way in some areas doesn't mean the American Revolution wasn't righteous.
Besides, we're still more free than Britain.
Lick that jackboot, clapper.
>>30409712
>you will never route the redcoats
>>30406442
100% pure blue blood french canadian reporting in!
>>30409809
It was bretty gud, and more accurate than most things about the Revolutionary War.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lj6mIDzx9M
>>30406442
Why are the Dutch invited
THEY ARE FAGGOTS
KING BILLY WAS A RAGING, SADISTIC HOMOSEXUAL
>>30409823
>18
>>30409915
Collaborators aren't invited.
>>30409809
Watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN7JUIU1G50
>>30409875
>you will never crush the revolution and have the Founding Fathers sent to the gallows
>>30409869
Why are you not praying to Allah right now bongistani?
That's against the law in Britain
>>30410013
>A raging homosexual ruled over the country that colonized potatoland
You sound mad. Shouldn't you be mining salt to repay your debts to your German overlords?
>>30409875
When did you ever do that? You were getting chased around the countryside getting booted up the arse at regular intervals until the French, Spanish and Dutch stepped in.
>>30410188
You sure showed him, m8. I bet he's really regretting posting his bait now that you got him with those
MAD BANTZ
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>>30409782
Go drown in the lowlands faggot
>>30410211
>what is Saratoga
>>30410211
>If your butthurt persists for more than 200 years, seek medical assistance
>>30410209
Lmao nigga was a puppet king
OLD KING BILLY HAD NO WILLY
>>30410188
Sorry m8, just got arrested for writing a story about shooting a dinosaur. Oh no, wait, that's the Land of the Free (TM).
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/s-student-arrested-writing-gun-dinosaur-article-1.1910447
>>30410365
I thought Britons supported that sort of thing?
inb4 US deploys peacekeeping troops along the Scotland-England border.
>>30410211
Lexington and Concord. Battle of Princeton. battle of Bennington. And several others.
>>30406442
B-but England has had 2 revolutions (maybe three).
>>30410365
>The Summerville Police Department defended the arrest. They said Alex was charged with disorderly conduct when he became disruptive after school officials confronted him about what he wrote.
>“The charges do not stem from anything involving a dinosaur or writing assignment, but the student’s conduct,” Capt. Jon Rogers said in a statement Thursday, according to WCSC.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/08/24/south-carolina-high-school-freshman-arrested-suspended-for-using-word-gun-in/
Stay brave and free, you terrified authoritarian bedwetters.
>All these countries who have had revolutions aren't as free as commonwealth countries who didn't have to shed blood for it
>>30410629
>school officials confronted him about what he wrote
The pertinent part of the article. Suppose he was lucky not to be shot or tasered. I expect he's zombified with Ritalin now.
>His country has "hate speech" laws
>>30410764
You outnumbered us two to one at Saratoga 2 after we won Saratoga 1 with a lot fewer men. Fact remains, you would have been nowhere without the French. Britain had a tiny standing army, most of which was guarding against French invasion. Even that you wouldn't have beaten and you know it. Your revolution was the most incredible act of ingratitude and treachery in history, even Britain's enemies were astonished at it.
>>30411121
>britears
Congratulations on your freedom, USA! You are truly a shining beacon of liberty to the world!
>>30410779
>Australia
>free
Maybe 20 years ago.
>>30411251
Thanks bruv
>>30411263
Muh guns
Aside from that nothing changed
>>30411121
You don't seem to understand the strategic objective of a revolution against a foreign occupation. The goal is to survive and fight for long enough that the war becomes unpopular and unprofitable in the eyes of the enemy. Winning battles matters a lot less than just fighting them an exacting enough of a toll to make the campaign costly for the occupiers.
That's what Washington did for four years before the French (aside from based General Lafayette who defied King Louis and smuggled himself to America to fight for us) came to our aid.
>>30411176
Pity you couldn't stop us marching into your capital, looting the place and burning your seat of government. But then of course the French didn't bail you out in that war.
>>30411263
they are consistently ranked among the freest countries in the world along with NZ and Canada.
>>30411121
> you would have been nowhere without the French
no shit sherlock. its kind of the point of this thread
>the pakis are coming
>>30411357
That is too bad, but I think it all worked out well in the end
>>30411315
> foreign occupation
Maybe you should look those words up.
c-can quebec join?
>>30411443
It's what it was. When the colonists declared independence, the British became foreigners occupying our country.
>>30411474
This thread is only for countries.
>>30411357
Pity you couldn't stop us marching to New Orleans with fucking PIRATES and kick your tea-drinking asses out of the gulf of Mexico
>>30411539
fuck you anglo-canada. You could have helped him, but you hang him.
>>30410779
you still have to lick the queens dry cunt though. if that is freedom then fuck that. you also had no choice to go to war in WW1 and WW2
>>30411298
Also Internet censorship, vidya censorship, insane tobacco laws and taxed that make France look great... Yay freedom.
>>30411383
>trusting random studies and rankings
>>30406442
If all flags of the modern countries were replaced with OP's flags, all would be right with the world
>>30411666
>Lick the queens feet
>American education
I know you fuckers seriously think we have to make a pledge or even learn things about the Queen at school. It's nothing like that.
>>30411627
Daily reminder that Quebec is still French because we weren't allowed to annex Canada and do to you what we did to the Cajuns.
>>30411666
correct on WW1 but by WW2 Australia was a fully autonomous nation along with its fellow Commonwealth realm Canada.
>American education
>>30411729
>Internet censorship
No, not at all, there are just a suggestion and it got revoked. The "small chested girls" meme is just that, a meme. Find me one case of a man being arrested for having pictures of grown women with small tits.
>Vidya censorship
This hasn't been a thing since they introduced the R rating 5 years ago. Another meme.
>Insane tobacco laws
Maybe this, but there's just packaging and pricing laws to deter people. The cops where I am totally overlook e-cigars, and it's looking like they will end up legal here anyway. Still much better than France.
>>30411498
Well technically independence doesn't mean shit until the place you are seceding from accepts it. If you lost the war do you think you would have been considered as independent?
>>30411792
I rather be independent than being a part of canada or USA. Canada also tried to take off the french language but they were to much of a pussy to actually do something relevant. We kept doing baby and burn their anglo school in which they forced youth to go.
>>30411739
this.
also, why do so many countries use a tricolor? its about as bland and boring as flags can get
>>30411815
>fights the Germans twice
>ruled by a German queen
>>30411925
It symbolizes republicanism and enlightenment ideals
>>30411923
>mfw Canadians were too pussy to Anglo-ify their frogs
>mfw this could have been avoided if they joined the revolution
>>30411921
My point being that the Patriot war strategy prior to the French and Spanish coming to our aid was a sound one. They were outmatched by a superior force with more money, experience, training, and the largest navy in the world at the time. They had no other option but to pursue a Fabian strategy and make the war costly for the Empire. The fact that they held on for as many years as they did until they were able to convince France and other European powers to help us is pretty impressive if you're not busy being butthurt about it.
>>30411923
It's not going to happen. I hope you enjoy being our province.
>>30412017
>mfw quebecois could've been independent had they not fought against americans in the battle of quebec
>mfw to this day they still wnat to break off from canada
>>30411903
>the only western country that has CHina style internet filtering
>no, not at all
AIDF pls
>This hasn't been a thing since they introduced the R rating 5 years ago. Another meme.
Whatever you say. The damage is done.
>Maybe this, but there's just packaging and pricing laws to deter people. The cops where I am totally overlook e-cigars, and it's looking like they will end up legal here anyway. Still much better than France.
"just"? It's a nightmare to be a smoker in Australia. Ten times worse than in France and I already complain about the situation here. And who gives a flying fuck about e-cigs? That's not smoking.
>>30406725
>they didn't help directly
What. We did more than the fucking frenchs.
>>30412187
>mfw Quebecois claim to want freedom but never join the revolution
Fucking posers
>>30412187
>>30412017
should have told quebequeers to learn the language or fuck off
canada is prime example of the dangers of inclusion
I salute you revolutionary friends. It was a totally success but... But it costed us a lot of money.
What you need to do to remain as a major player...
>>30412246
>the only western country that has CHina style internet filtering
I have no fucking clue what you're talking about, there is no internet filtering here.
>Whatever you say. The damage is done.
Only game I can think of is Left 4 Dead 2, which there's a workaround for.
>"just"? It's a nightmare to be a smoker in Australia. Ten times worse than in France and I already complain about the situation here. And who gives a flying fuck about e-cigs? That's not smoking.
These 'issues' are benign as fuck. Smoking regulations are just as liable to become worse in France.
>>30412317
It's because the Britshits where too progressive to let them threaten genocide if they didn't speak English.
lol because the frenchies and americans on this thread are fighting with the brits, canadians, and aussies.
we are true brothers.
>>30412017
>mfw this could have been avoided if they joined the revolution
a-anon, those anglo-canadian didn't exist back in the time. The only canadian were quebecer who were called canadian since it was our original name. We were about to join your revolution but the church didn't want to and the british gaved alot of candy(and took it off right away)
Today canadians are all the pussies in america who loved the queen.
>>30412178
fuck off chin lover of the queen.
>>30412374
Benign as fuck? Remind me how much you have to pay for a pack of 20 just so I have a good laugh at your expense.
>>30412317
i think it was also because the quebecois were highly catholic and the americans were mostly protestant
>>30412187
If the Quebecois had declare independence along side us, we would have been able to kick Britain off of the continent together once and for all. Western Canada would have been Francofied. All that would be left of British America would have been the Maritimes, which would eventually have been absorbed into New England.
>>30412383
cunts had no problem doing it to us in our own country
you got soft, nigguh
>>30412383
Actually it's because the British knew that guaranteeing their language and religious rights would place Quebec firmly on their side.
>>30412458
>Cannot argue anything serious
>Argues about video games, cigs and internet filtering
>Is completely wrong about Video games and Internet filtering
>Starts trying to argue freedom using cigs as an argument
The laws here suck about cigs, not not nearly as much as your argument
>>30412374
Saints Row 4 too
>>30412453
Seriously how has your new Liberal government been treating you?
>>30411357
>At the time, the White House was of zero importance
>The new, improved and rebuilt White House has gained international fame as the seat of power of the most puissant nation in history
>The only reason why the Brits even circlejerk about burning down the old version is because of the significance the new version had gained
>>30412574
>On June 25, 2013, Saints Row IV was refused classification in Australia, stating "interactive, visual depictions of implied sexual violence which are not justified by context" in reference to "the Rectifier" weapon. The board also stated that the game includes "elements of illicit or prescribed drug use related to incentives or rewards" referring to the mission "Girls Night Out" in which Shaundi takes an alien drug to gain superpowers.[38] The decision was appealed, but was refused classification by an independent review board on 29 July citing that "drug use related to incentives and rewards is not permitted".[39] An edited version of the game (commander in chief edition), with the "Girls Night Out" mission removed was rated MA15+ on August 2, 2013.[40] Volition referenced this controversy in the game's launch trailer by referring to Saints Row IV as "the game Australia didn't want you to play".
HA
>>30409782
Stop sucking Mel Gibson's crusty cock kanker
>>30412554
>evades my question
>thinks outright denial makes me wrong
I swear you must work for the Australian government.
It's funny that one of our numerous revolutions was against the French and Napoleons faggot brother "Pepe Botella", you shameful gabachos!!!
>>30410846
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23674235
>There has been a 50% rise in England in the use of drugs for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in six years.
http://guidedoc.com/9-most-abused-prescription-drugs-uk
>>30411792
>Cajuns
They were ours originally but we kicked them out. They were a small enough population for you to fully assimilate unlike Quebec.
>>30406442
can anyone name these dudes in the bottom?
>>30412797
Spaniards are inferior and therefore deserved being invaded.
will scotland/quebec/n. ireland ever become inpdependent?
>>30412963
Lafayette by the French flag, Washington by the American flag, John Paul Jones by the Scottish flag, Baron von Steuben by the Prussian flag. I don't know the other three.
von Steuben a shit
>>30413306
Fuck you, Hessian.
>>30413329
>helps USA gain independence
>later USA demand deconstruction of the Empire
>>30413265
Barry by the irish flag
Galvez by the Spanish flag
Pulaski by the polish flag
what does it mean class?
>>30412645
remeber this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRb3JHsiqfA
the rail road will be re-open. It will be paid with the public money. The corporation who made the accident got no charge even tough his train killed 50 people.
the average salary of a specialized doctor increased by 40%. philipe couillard is a specialized doctor so does gaettan barrette.
Also, couillard decided to do cut in public services. Why? because it appear that there aren't enough of money to pay the public services and at this rate the debt will grow. this is also why he increased his own salary as a doctor...OH! and last year the debt actually decreased with the PQ!
SO couillard did cut in: police officer, firefighter, bus driver....anything from the public except the salary of doctors.No of course not! He's working in this field! He also did cut in public school for kid.
A minsiter called ive bolduc said "kids wont die if we stop buying them books for school."
also anticosti island id dead now.
>>30413450
we also seen it as a way to repay France for it's help.
guess you can't make everyone happy
>>30412317
mfw the dude commanding at the Battle of Quebec eventually defected to the British
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