Create a slogan for your country
Iceland - It's all relatives
BBC Ebola Paradise
USA - bullets and burgers
Estonia - Get shanked by russians
South Africa - We only see in black & white
>>29451814
Liberation or death.
France - Whine, Baguette, Wine.
The Netherlands - ????? ???????
Belgium - I can't believe it's not a country
Do Drugs
Israel - It's not like anyone asks you
USA- la vida, la libertad y la búsqueda de la felicidad
USA - El Sur está siendo invadida por los centroamericanos, enviar ayuda
Netherlands - six feet under and still high.
Scotland - Yer maw
>>29452287
10/10
Poland - How are they still alive
Pic related
>>29452649
>people boasting about how drunk they were in the weekend
>couples kissing/touching publicly in crowded areas
>kebabs talking loudly on their phones while on the bus and everyone else is quiet
Israel - it's a blast
>>29451814
Chile - Making good hallways since 1814
Belgium: like that hot midget with split personality at the bar trying to seduce you with beer and chips.
You know you want it, you perv.
Be sure to visit Brussels!
Combining the best of the Middle-East and Africa with shitty weather!
>>29452790
>chinese cartoon pictures
Step it up Olef.
Dieu et mon droit :^)
Latvia - Land of the Potatoes and Gopniki
Finland - or how I learned to love the noose
Cascadia - We are totally a real country
>>29455350
America-los estados unidos son mejor que todos otras países
America - Watch your country turn into brown wasteland
>>29451814
Ireland - a mildewy, cloud-shrouded rock inhabited by an ungovernable race of fuck-crazed, monkey-faced ginger mackerel-snappers, who have a legendary capacity for alcohol
N. Ireland - Ireland's Hat (as Canada is to America), and is the arch enemy of the Republic. It is a shitty terrorist colony which is part of the UK. The ethnicity rate in Northern Ireland is around 99.5% white Irish. This highlights the fact that it is a piece of shit that not even the poles want to live in (even though the place is fucking coming down with them). The average Northern Irish man is a muscly hairy cunt and is well trained in the gay art of boxin', which they utilize to gain anything and everything, unless there's a huge guy nearby. 99% of Northern Irishmen have murdered someone in their lifetime. If you ever visit Northern Ireland, be prepared for the fact that there is no oxygen, just glue and aerosol fumes. The word "fuck" occurs at least 89 times in the average "Norn' Iron"'ers sentences. It is believed Northern Irish people have attained such a high level of retardation by extensive rimming of English ass.
Suitable, no?
Greece - You're welcome white world.
Sweden - Alluh ak Börk.
>>29456144
France - Wd surrender to Allahu wakbar
>>29456321
b-but akarin~ loves her toast with jam
Belgium - Yup, we're still there.
>>29451814
UK - Rule Britannia, honestly guys we still rule.
Serbia, escape or die.
>>29456955
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ
Man I've been listening to this for almost an hour now.
How do you manage to create something so catchy?
>>29457051
>>29451970
That is slogan for our neighbours our should be
WE'RE A BIG COUNTRY
>>29457051
ZENICU NE VIDIMO
TUZLA U DALJINI
AL GRANATA POGA?A SRBINE NE BRINI
>>29457051
Nah, ju dont knoe shite jon snoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uLZVx1fqA
>>29452289
I could get behind that. Alternatively though...
Scotland - Aye
Scotland - Naw
Dependent on the situation.
Brazil - Trees and trannies
Israel - that's will be 200 shekels
>>29457855
>trannies
Are they hard to come by in Brazil? Are there any underage?
>>29458136
>Are there any underage?
Never change, Russia. :^)
Sweden - Yes
>>29458136
>Hard to come by
You mean they're hard to spot in streets or anything? If that's what you mean, it depends on where you wander in the city and the city itself. I live in Rio and there are usually trannies in the center of the city, where most of brothels are
>any underage
I don't think so. I've only heard this story of one having to go to the compulsory military presentation at 18yo and that's it.
>>29457398
For you
Faroe Islands - Foreign bird is always bullied
South - bitterness and endurance.
>>29456318
>obligatory banter
Netherlands - ?????? ?????? ???????????? ?????????
>>29458450
Northeast - We're a basically one giant favela. Get used to it
Lithuania - We all share the same rope
>>29458682
>Northeast - We're a basically one giant favela. Get used to it
Nah. NE has relatively few SHANTYTOWNS, since most poverty is in the rural area.
Merica - fuck yeah
>>29458746
North - Jungle
>>29458820
This isn't a slogan. More like
North - fuck your civ, we got jungle!
Mexico - your problems are not my problems and my problems are someone's fault.
>>29457398
A big country full of big guys?
Denmark - Flatter than your sister's tits
Even if you break us, we will survive and come back.
>>29458382
o-okay ;_;
>>29452997
10/10
+1k shekels for you, Mordecai
>>29459024
I heard something in the radio about Iceland refusing to let a ship dock because of its affiliations with Israel.
>>29457051
We treat war as a singing competition.
Belgium - Nigel knows why
Finland - the home of the mongol master race
Finland - 6-1
>>29451814
Germany
>>29457616
Ovo me je plasilo kad sam bio mali. Evo sad se jezim.
jordan n-no egyptian ancestry here
;_;
Belgium - Unity makes strength
Sweden - Yes
>>29459628
10/10
>>29459558
How about Belgium ,M&E invented chocolate, so we could lure in children for sex !!!
Germany - Long work for short enjoyment
Germany - digging for victory!
>>29459558
Wait a second... A belgian clearly not disillusioned by Belgium?
There's something wrong here...
Ukraine - R.I.P.
USA - kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out
>>29459906
>not "kill them all, God will recognize his own"
>>29459906
>not bullets and burgers
Finland - our spurdo is your spärde
>>29460099
Estonia - Sprölölöölölö
Canada - If you listen closely, you'll hear it.
>>29460152
Estonia - Why Finland police fuck us?
>>29452217
Are you Native? By the way Winnipeg has the highest crimes rates and Native tribe leaders are known for squandering away or stealing government paychecks.
>>29460206
Give your lawyers m8 :-DDDDDD
U.S.A. - Never once have I needed to think about your country and neither will I ever.
>>29451814
Paraguay - Friendship is Magic
USA - And a Diet Coke™.
>>29452034
kek
>>29459849
You didn't get the joke, did you?
>>29459906
>america
>not "home of ammo and whoppers
>>29451814
USA - If you don't like it GGEEEETT OUT!
USA - nosotros somos todos hispanohablantes :^)
Åland - The Power of One
>>29460572
hehe
goeie
>>29456144
you're a pretty big guy if you think 4chan's weeabo central.
India - How Can She Slap
>>29458999
florida also trips
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