>absolutely
>>52551159
I'm a doctor, not a brick layer.
Make it so.
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Uhh
Hi where are the burgers?
SJW
Muh freedoms!
>It is what it is.
>>52551159
I could care less.
>>52552441
not wearing shoes outside
>>52552482
americans wear them inside the house
>>52551159
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
"hilaaaaaaarioooous"
AAAW COME ON MAN!!
>meer
>aloominum
>awesome
>dude
>like
>BBC
>muh heritage
>eggplant
>>52552504
i bet their shoes have "reserved for inside use only" signs on them so everyone knows
Trans community.
I'm 1/8th German, dude
Any video with an accident in it the people filming will always say
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
the whole fucking time
God bless Israel.
We should nuke X country
saying ''we'' as if he was present during the american civil war or he was the reason why USA is a strong country despite not even having a fucking job (attitude also displayed by other nations as well)
Oh my god
I can't even
BRO
>>52551159
I know, right?!?!
>>52552559
>honor
>armor
OH MY GOSH
Oh gawsh!
we need to mutilate our son's penis asap
>I'm from *a state name*, you know.
Shit like this is why we're letting your countries go to shit
Hey man that guy was in the army and shot some inbred goat herders in Afghanistan. You need to treat him like a God among men!
SUPPORT DA TROOPS
>>52552728
Good one, Jim!
>>52552728
one more shit has been said
>Yeah, i'm actually irish.
>>52552563
I misread that and just had to imagine Americans getting box instructions to not put on shoes inside-out. That had me giggling like a hyena for a moment.
>>52552728
Loving Every Laugh
>im white
Golly!
>>52552728
Amen to that brother.
>>52552337
WHY THEY FUCKING DO THIS FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A RETARDED TRYING TO BE SMUGGY
>"but uuuuhh"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52552649
>american civil war
The war of northern aggression?
>totally
>>52552865
>the south shall rise ageeeeen
>>52552728
Can I get a HELL YEAH!?!
USA! USA! USA! USA!
*furious clapping*
>>52552850
>ehm...
>>52552895
I literally don't know anyone that claps at shit unless there told too
Praise Jesus
Oh Lord
Amen
>>52552890
With Trump's help it just might :^)
>>52552931
That's because the euros on this board made it up
>>52552931
>literally
they hate us 'cause they anus
>>52552931
>there told too
>>American education
>>52552931
Dude, seriously, how the fuck anglos manage to misspell this horribly?
How am I supposed to eat these pizzas without breadsticks?
>>52553130
Don't lump us in with them
LGBTQIA
"America doesn't have a gun problem"
>this thread
delet this..
>>52551159
Like literally! I know right?? Gosh you are such a _____
gurl
finna
hol up
turn up
turnt
fleek
lightskin / darkskin
>>52553297
only problem is not enough guns. They should teach gun safety in middle school and marksmanship in highschool. This will foster a sense of responsibility and maturity in the sobering way that only holding the power of life and death in your hands can do.
>>52553516
Oh yeah a nation of fanatics...let's gove them more weapons!
>what could possibly go wrong
>>52553637
don'ttakethebaitdon'ttakethebaitdon'ttakethebait
>DERAIL
>>52553765
I took it and i regret nothing
>dude
>fuck
>thats retarded
>>52553130
>>52553130
What did i spell wrong?
>>52553637
i bet the people who did those shootings didnt grow up with guns
Thats the problem with noguns. You see video games and TV and get an incorrect impression of them. Then when you get your hands on them as an adult you immediately go drunk with power and start shooting everybody.
mandatory guns is the way to go. they should have written that into the constitution, but no, they had to be all 'muh freedoms' and give people the option.
>>52551159
>sure, we'll get involved in a war you started and win it for you
>>52552931
When I went to school in Texas, people clapped at the end of films on film day
can you file those reports for me by tomorrow morning?
>>52554106
but America lost Vietnam, lad
GEE WHIZ
>>52554111
should have started clapping at the opening credits to ruin the mood, ƒam
>>52552444
Other countries say this too.
Es ist was es ist
Wir sind was wir sind
C'est comme ça
C'est la vie
etc.
>>52553449
This
>mfw
>>52554181
We pulled out of a sticky situation, like your dad should have.
>>52552559
What's "meer"?
>>52554181
We didn't lose because we didn't fight in Vietnam.
>Tighty fucking whities
STOP IT!
>>52552634
sandniggers do that too though
>>52554181
tbf so did you lmao
also, 'erbs. It's got a fucking 'h' lads
>>52555822
yeah except they say it in their language as "allahu akbar"
That's offensive!
WURLSTAAAAA
>I can' blur blur blur
I'll just leave this here
>>52555472
Mirror.
Also during lecture I heard another word that will trigger brits. Imagine an American saying "perdure"
>Howdy
I actually love this one
totally rad bro
awesome
>>52556224
>All you all
>>52556224
Surprisingly accurate for quite a few people here. I only say you and y'all though. "All y'all" is just so damn redundant.
>>52556308
>Mirror
>Meer
Disgusting
>>52552007
>>52552610
"i"m 1/16 Cherokee and related to Thomas Jefferson"
>Indians (Native Americans)
>>52555785
>ten-pin BAWLING
>You did good
>>52551159
this thread! it's like you know, totally retarded like, sheesh!
>>52556472
I may have used the native bit on college financial aid applications tbqh
Thanks, Affirmative Action, for giving me something else to exploit and use to my own advantage.
Reminder that this isn't banter. But full on obsession from underage faggots who came here from reddit a couple years ago.
Whatever you need to do keep your mind off your governments selling you out to American corporations and shitskin refugees I guess.
>Feet
>Inches
>Yards
>Miles
>Spoons
>Cups
>Gallons
>Stones
>Ell Bees
>FAHRENHEIT
>THREE SIXTEENTHS OF AN INCH
Cannot fabricate this
>>52552850
it's more of an incoherent, half-human word that they just forgot to notarise as American-English
>b'taa...
>>52556711
I would like to remind you young man that 4chan is a christian board and this sort of language won't be tolerated.
>>52556711
>SEEM PEARL MISS UNDER STAY ENDING
would of
I love these threads.
No matter what, we're always relevant and on the minds of everyone around the world.
>Band aid
Holla-ween
"basic"
>aluminum
Wuhder
>Say son Im bouta rib this mans faceass
you can substitute faceass for neckass or headass
>squad up
>Dude the packers just fucking raped the cowboys
>It's lit
These are just some of the phrases we use I'm a highschool senior AMA
"you can't say nigger dude, that's raaaacis, it's niggaaaaah"
almost got dropped by a few niggers after saying that desu
>>52557374
ON FLEEK
>>52556833
>Miles
>Stones
pot, meet kettle
>>52557599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5IuBTHArxg
United States of Cuckistan
>>52552728
>we
>>52557640
no one says that actually.
>>52557682
why are they so mad lol
AWESOME
TOTALLY
DUDE
BRO
GOING FORWARD
LMAO
>So then I was like...
>>52555711
what are they called in england?
>>52556224
Usted
Ustedes
Todo de Ustedes
that thing where they think "it's unconstitutional" is a moral argument, or even an argument at all
only applies to the second amendment as well
>>52552007
that's Ricky, buddy
>>52558315
>>52551159
>>52552559
you fags are just upset because your accent makes them sound awful
>>52557374
Underage b&
>>52557682
>white peoplr
LITCHRUHLY
>>52557682
>NIIIIIIIIIIGER
>>52557682
Is he in the free speech zone? The cops should kill him 2bh
>>52557682
>DON'T YOU DARE
>NIIIGERRRR
