Christmas Eve Edition zomg!!!!!!!
1st for australia
only one sleep till Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mommy is getting me a gf
you jelly?
>>52582189
smegstralia
dumbstralia
poostralia
wankstralia
mugi
>>52582170
trying to get off to your mam lmao
>>52582207
2 for me because it's 6am and I haven't slept yet hahahaha
>>52582221
killin it
>>52582207
wow
>>52582225
shes a gorgeous woman you must be a bender
>>52582210
wew the 90s was pretty insane
I guess I never cared about it si9nce I was a little kid then and have only been interested in far older history.
>>52582260
you got a problem with that?
>>52582207
Fuck that, Christmas eve dinner is Medium-rare all I could eat prime rib.
>>52582210
>mommy
Shouldn't it be mummy you Ameriphilic cuck?
>>52582237
same
Why does my TV sometimes make like a clicking noise when it's off at night?
I wish I lived in Japan
>>52582282
I'm trying to quite hard but can't for some reason
>>52582272
I thought brits say mommy aswell,
I didn't think they would even understand what a mummy is
>>52582306
good
*hugs you*
>>52582295
static electricity
>>52582295
It's gonna set on fire when you're asleep
>>52582317
>mummy
>>52582322
Ah that makes sense
Does it do it all the time and do I only notice it at night?
>>52582317
>mommy
fuck off yank, we say mum/mummy
Who's doing a special Christmas Eve wank here?
Me and the gf lads
>>52582343
I grew up in the Northeast US and we say mum but spell it mom, you know like the o works in mother. These fucking Califags and their MAHMS drive me nuts.
This little light of mine
yryr episode 12 was a bit underwhelming but that was to be expected.
/mu/chella soon lads
>tfw no kindred spirit gf
>>52582260
bit weird mate
Why is it so hard to get to sleep when tired at night but so easy in the morning?
>>52582474
beef pls
3,000,000 Italians move into the U.K.
What happens? What would the U.K be like after being culturally enriched like this?
>>52582525
I know exactly what you mean
>>52582508
why? do you suffer from uncomfortable thoughts about ur mum?
anyway im not a lesbian
>be american trying to make tea
>turn on tap and let cool water run into a mug
>put teabag in mug
>put it in the microwave for 3 minutes on high
>take it out
>pour milk in it
>put 2 tablespoons of sugar in it
>drink it
>suck on the tea bag covered in sugar afterwards as a nice little treat
what's the way into a polish qt's heart lads?
>>52582559
me on the right
>>52582552
borrowing your gorgeous mum's panties doesn't make you a woman mate
>>52582559
>Drinkin Tea
kek
We Italians and sheeit we like our expresso knowhatimsayin?
>>52582421
Delete this post
>>52582566
A serrated blade through the chest cavity
>>52582566
Ask poleaboo
>>52582598
MAWWWWWWWM
fuck off caliyank
>>52582598
Fuck off, you are a shame to this great nation. End our suffering and die already.
>>52582421
vocaroo it
>>52582602
Don't think that would go down too well m8
>>52582548
Can you answer the question?
>>52582576
on a saturday night on the town ive me several people who strongly disagree
>>52582651
A normal blade would go in easier, but serrated is best since you'll have to carve through some ribs to get the heart out
>>52582663
Because once you're body is in sleep mode it doesn't want to leave it, I guess..
*turns sleep mode on*
>>52582711
your*
guess it's time for me to go into sleep mode, good night
>>52582723
Good lad out the back
jumpman jumpman live on tnt i'm flexing
Humanity was never meant to get past hunter gathering. Civilization was a mistake
>>52582711
they don't want you to leave sleep mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT9e41fxpHo
;_;7
>>52582788
I need your number first x
miss the eternal /got/, tbqh lads. Also I'd want to be a wildling. Fuck kneelers
right really going to bed this time, goodnight
>will my pony recognise my voice in hell?
>will he still be blind or do they go by smell?
>>52582788
ive literally never heard of the veronicas
>>52582908
>i've literally never heard of the veronicas
>>52582856
hope you die
The Swede threads are such cucks
they genuinely wont make a new thread until the VERY final moment, and if someone does they wont even migrate
hate my family lads haha
>>52582995
hahaha y la
>tfw peng tings don't rate you
why should man even live
>>52582422
Not him but from a similar area so here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08UCetLr9Yv
>>52582995
haha not on speaking terms with my da lmfao
>>52583012
Rare thailad
>>52582177
where is my christmas gift?
>>52583012
I don't belize that flag
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52582984
/brit/ would be better if people did that
more efficient and creates serious discussion
>>52583012
where
>>52583042
Awful.
>>52583065
If I were Australian that post would have a dozen replies by now desu
>>52583076
>muh australian privilege
Fuck off cuck
>>52583076
If I were american my body would have dozens of bullet holes by now desu
>>52583103
Die bruce scum
>>52583042
good post
>>52583055
but its such a fucking thrill to be posting in an early thread, knowing that at ANY moment janny could delete it
such a fucking rush, wouldn't trade that feeling in for the world
>>52583133
MUH PROGENY
>>52583105
over the line
>>52583042
>>52583065
lmao they put shit like "you betta BELIZE it!" on tourist souvenirs here
>>52583060
under Mexico innit
>>52583153
It was fucking hilarious and you know it
what happened to that israeli poster who posted porn all the time
>>52583179
He was here a few days ago
>>52583179
the girls getting sexed by the machines? he's still about
>>52582921
>>52580908
don't understand this meme lads
>in the 60s-70s they predicted that global society would collapse in a catastrophic way in the early decades of the 21st century
>>52583237
One word meme post threads are the worst
>>52583009
mums crying for no reason lmfao damn
>Germany's highest court has ordered a man to destroy intimate photos and videos of his ex-partner because they violate her right to privacy.
ayyy
hmmmm
>business idea: to raise awareness of my severe autism, i shall add "THIS POST IS PROPERTY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE" to the name field.
>>52583289
>TomHasVideo
>This channel has no videos.
I love permissionposting.
>>52583289
Isn't Tom the guy who was posting a bunch of /brit/ stuff onto reddit?
>>52583332
>>52583323
what a cunt
breathing on my own lads (have a method)
Hey tom if you're reading this fuck off
what are you getting for crimbo lads? reckon i'm getting a dvd copy of Lost in Translation
fuck off tom you fucking little thieving cunt
i'll fucking break your neck you pencil dicked fuckwit
>be trolololin teh interwebz
>see frriendlyjordies video
>zomg.jpg senpai
>interject my supereme memes coupled with self learned economics theory
>great success lmao senpai :DDD
>go back to staring at my feet for 18 hours
>/pol/ was doing some magic rune shit a few weeks ago to bring a harsh winter to freeze the mussies to death
>hottest December on record
Either god really does love the mussies, or they did the wrong spell, desu
>my mouse's key life cycle: 3,000,000 - 5,000,000 clicks
£££
>>52583417
>>52583405
>>52583377
>>52583354
me except for one
>>52583417
no ones going to get that reference to friendlyjordies you dead shit
>>52583425
>autistic cunts do autistic shit
More news to follow
I've done it. I've figured out how to get Poo Peelanders to argue with each other.
wish I still lived in the plains
>>52583470
how
which of you lads are gonna join me in the effort to smash he patriarchy
>>52583487
By island.
>>52583477
how long would it take to walk from where the picture is taken to the edge of that mountain, then how long would it take to scale the mountain?
>>52583493
what times that? going to christmas eve mass at 7 (that's the holiday where you lot killed the messiah)
>>52583500
canadians are just americans in denial btw
>>52583493
I
>>52583447
it's the truth you dweebshit
do you want your head mushed you fuck head
your name's probably Tom lmfao
I fucking hate friendlyjordies. He's an unfunny leftist labor cuck. Like i wouldn't even mind if he was just a leftist but he is such a shill for the ALP its ridiculous.
>>52583500
the vast majority of them live on north island
>>52583517
Nah, my province doesn't share any border with the US.
>>52583523
>why is a guy with a young, leftist fanbase pandering to the left????????
>>52583535
He's not even pandering to the left. He is a pure shill for the ALP and REFUSES to call them out on anything they do. Even if they go against his leftist narrative.
>>52583493
arent you rich though
>>52583523
im conservative but quite like him
it's easy to ignore differentiating convictions lad
>>52583501
I used to live somewhere like that in Alberta in the high plains where you could see the mountains towering above.
not so close to them as in the picture, but probably a little more than a day to bring to the foot of the mountains from where I lived
>>52583585
Comfy.
bit chilly willy this morning lads
friendlyjordies is an utter faggot pleb
>>52583650
good lass
family has come over lads and the hangover is coming back
reeeeeeee
>>52583650
ur mad cuz ur a stupid fucker u pig u asshole gtfo BITCH ahaAAAAAAAA!!!!!! bitches SMFH DUDE LMAO fukken faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52583697
savage
>>52583697
exceptional post
>>52583697
spittin str8 fire
Reminder that the PS2 turned Africa into a shithole
going to work in 45 minutes lads
>>52583759
how so
Got the hazed vision of the tiredness
>>52583783
>working on christmas eve
>>52583786
in 2000 it saw a massive release and global demand for years, which in turn fueled massive demand for specific rare earths found primarily within regions of the Congo, sparking massive civil wars which decimated all of central Africa as they grew out of control as the value of these resources rose and factions fought over them.
the massive sales of the PS2 only drove these prices higher and so with them the demand and conflict.
What's on the agenda today then lads?
>>52583855
or they could have traded resources like civilised people
>>52583855
>The playstation two is the only product requiring rare earths despite being made up of very generic hard-ware
lmao, simply lmao.
>>52583872
trade who? its a resource found in the congo which internal factions fought over.
rare earths, copper, uranium all tore Africa apart more than colonialism did.
>>52583896
not the only one, but because of its massive sales, it then created massive demand for these rare earths which other items at the time couldn't compare, and it was so rapid due to they hype of a new game system release.
>>52583904
buyer and seller, you utter retard
also,
>typing all that out without mentioning coltan
obscurantist cunt
niggers gonna nig
merry christmas from huffpo
>>52583855
>have valuable mineral
>instead of utilising the benefits sensibly, have a war.
>>52583940
>ever reading that shite
*coughs*
*cough echos*
*I look around*
*a french narrator speaks*
"he es verie alone - but can you blame him?
>>52583976
oh I read a lot of shite
Doing a windows reinstallation
>using proprietary software
>have the day off
>coworkers all in
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-people-hate-that-british-people-do
>mad JFs
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>52583989
Hey there qt so do you come here often
>>52584020
>buzzfeed
>>52584013
install gentoo
/pol/ thinks about black cocks more than a faggot in an interracial relationship
>>52584020
#yellowteeth
>>52584039
Sorry I don't work in IT
"Se lone man hears canadian voices - zey are joost dellusions of grandeuuur"
>>52584036
first link on google, I just wanted to read some mad JF comments.
>>52584044
At least bad teeth don't take up 2 seats on a plane.
>>52583940
>>52583976
>has an establish state church
>Bishops of said church guaranteed seats in House of lords and literally vote on laws
>Head of state is the same as the church literally called Defender of the Faith
>Government funded schools must guide prayer everyday by law, even if they in practice don't
Seriously how is this NOT Christian. There is absolutely no logical way to claim the UK is secular.
>happy holidays
>literally the only holiday left is Christmas
what's the point lads
>>52584071
ALRI ALRI
>>52584058
why not?
>>52584081
*calms down*
>>52584078
Is New Years not a holiday
http://www.amazon.co.uk/GranVela-E100-Performance-Headphones-Smartphones/dp/B00S5P7NOI
Got two pairs of these, fucking class.
Leddit was raving about them
>>52584075
It is really quite secular though, and increasingly so. The only influence of the church over state policy is through the lords and even then all they can do is delay.
Having said that, the poll is inaccurate: Huffpost readers are young, disproportionately atheist, and stupid.
>>52584111
That's next year retard.
>>52584020
top kek, these people are ridiculous.
>>52584124
can a well wishing expression not penetrate the year transition then?
>watching The Lobster
>"the most important thing is that you aren't bald"
>dad and brother are bald
*looks out window*
>>52584117
>Not getting VSonics
lmao, you got kuk'd by reddit.
not looking forward to christmas lads. just want it out of the way t b h
>>52584203
literally £10 mate
they'll do until my M50Xs get here
>>52584124
Happy Holidays
>>52584213
going down to L O N D O N on Christmas day, pretty excited
gonna be absolutely shamed for the next two days, as per family tradition
>>52584151
>dad is balding
>his dad is bald
>mums dad has nearly full head of hair
>>52584213
I am 2bh, get to eat god-tier food and drink delicious booze for two days straight.
though I've got nothing to do today. Maybe I'll read a book.
wew pic rel. is good by the way lads
>>52584251
bring the banter m8, you've been preparing for this.
>>52584230
to a friend's/family's place i hope?
>>52584253
>all grandpas all had full thick healthy hair
>dad and uncles went bald later in life
>brother went bald earlier
>i'll probably bald even earlier
cruel fate
>>52584275
Yeah, going visiting my family.
>tfw gril still hasnt snapchatted me
>tfw can't think of anything interesting/funny to send her
ree ree ree
>>52584283
>Brother has full head of hair
>Dad has bald spots but intact hairline
>Tfw my hairline started receding at 16
Fuck my life
>>52584317
is it actually receding?
hairlines mature senpai, it's just advertised often.
>dad still has hair at the age of 50
>Grandad still has hair at the age of 75
Feeling good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKk9rv2hUfA
If this was done in 2015 they'd say Christmas is all about giving. Literally no mention of Jesus
>still have full head of hair at 26
nb
>>52584364
my nigga
>>52584305
>snapchat
FONT
Thailad you cunt what's a good program to image my hard drive
>>52584375
her snapchat score is 47,000 :o
mine is only 28,000
>>52584384
EaseUS Todo
>>52584387
I'm not a normie twat so I have no clue what this means
>>52584337
Same here senpai, my 90 grandad has more hair than most of my friends.
>>52584384
clonezilla
or HD Clone Enterprise if you wanna pirate
>>52584398
>trusting the chink botnet
no
>>52584336
How am I supposed to tell the difference?
>>52584387
No idea what this means senpai
really disliking Liberals
>>52584432
it just werkz, used it recently. Don't know if it's any better or worse than the others though tbf
>>52584441
google mature hairline vs receding and look for yourself.
the warning signs for receding hairlines are temporal recession, asymmetry, thinning of the crown, hair falling out easily (whenever you test it, not when you wash your hair once a week)
etc
just go to a dermatologist if you're worried. the earlier you act, the more hair you save.
>>52584453
I'm a liberal and I really dislike Canadian posters
>>52583855
It was worth it though, the PS2 had a great library.
Thailad, is Easter another one of your white man day offs?
>>52584446
>>52584400
it's the sum of sent/received snaps lads
>>52584494
nah
>>52584481
>I'm a liberal
>channel 4 showing alternative Christmas message about Syrian refugees
Channel 4 is worse than the BBC desu. It's like the people that run the station never moved past the university student mindset.
who /work/ here?
>>52584499
Do you post out on your companies facebook page "taking xmas off #justwhitethings"
>>52584549
Me too, but I'm not an absolute mad man like you so won't be taking a pic
>>52584549
working at home today t b h so still in bed haha. should get the all clear to knock off at midday too. best day of the year to work t b h
>>52584549
>gillionaires
hmmmm
>>52584550
I don't use facebook
>>52584549
day off la
>>52584568
giz us a pic la
>>52584571
good man, I asked if I could work from home but was denied. Still get to finish at 12 though
>>52584583
Because you own bebo?
>>52584549
what's going on with your mug lad? its a funny shape
>>52584583
How corrupt is Thailand?
>>52584549
>tfw only gave two monitors at work
it's a piss take.
Guy on /pol/ today was trying to argue that liking girls' bumholes makes you a homo in denial. Thoughts on this?
>>52584633
I think bumholes are kind of neutral ground because everyone has them. Liking willy's makes you gay, not just bumholes.
>>52584606
it's from Mexico
>>52584633
i swear he's posted in /brit/ before
some guy was trying to argue that it was gayer to have sex with a woman where she is dominate in the encounter than fucking a man in the arse where you are dominant in the encounter.
>>52584549
i didnt know kingston makes monitors
>>52584633
don't believe so
its more to do with dominance and submission I think
morning senpaitachi
test
>>52584672
kek
we bought a fucking load of HyperX SSDs recently and they all same with about 4 damn HyperX stickers in the box, so we've just been sticking them anywhere
Reminder that Liberals are to blame for everything wrong today.
>>52584673
>>52584663
But you can get dominant gays. I think being gay just means you have a sexual preference towards the same sex desu
>>52584660
that mug is cool as fuck t b h lad. noice.
>>52584633
guess I'll never get to be homo
>>52583012
I don't Belize it
>>52584729
that of course, but being submissive to women is pretty queer as well, though not homosexual.
desu its better to be a dominant gay than a submissive heterosexual
>>52583012
good lad
Surely the point of a dimmer swith is that you can choose the brightness of the lights? Why would anyone wire the light to either be on or off, and have the rest of the spin just be there for show?
>on boat from wales to ireland
>Norwegian flag on the wifi
bit strange ngl
>>52584810
You don't fool me JF
