>stopped changing positively at age 14
>have actually become less mature since that time
>been forced to watch helplessly as everyone around me grew up
>people my age are COMPLETELY FINANCIALLY INDIPENDENT ADULTS
>I'M BASICALLY A CHILD
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
It's not that bad, with childish mannerisms should still have childish optimism
>all my friends have graduated
>some of then already live with their bf/gf
>meanwhile I haven't touched a girl in 5 years
>didn't finish college despite acing highschool
>can't find a job
>live with my mom but don't contribute with anything to the house
>my only bastion of happiness comes from 4chan
YOU COULD NOT FIGURATIVELY CREATE SUCH A PLOT IN YOUR IMAGINATION
>didn't
>>52508774
>as soon as I saw the word friends I knew I had beat you in the self-pity contest
NOT FABRICATABLE
>when mom starts screaming "I WOULD HAVE NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO BE SUCH A BIG FAILURE" in your face
>>52508936
That is some 24 carat lel stuff if it really happened
I am also unemployed and a NEET too for the first time in my life after having graduated from uni earlier this week.
I have numerous other problems as well but can't be fucked to greentext them now
>>52509258
>when your problems are so fucked up you can't even green text them
NOT EVEN THE GREATEST MINDS WOULD CONCEIVE SUCH A THING
>the lack of meaningful relationships in my life has left me a broken husk of a man
>despite being more """intelligent""" than most of my peers, without any social skills, it's impossible for me to EVER become more than acquaintances with anyone
IT'S
NOT
POSSIBLE
TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP
/int/...
>that look on your parent's faces when they realize they will never EVER have grandchildren
>>52508362
>Failed out of an Ivy League school
>Now going to a state school
>Currently failing out of that too
>Made my mom cry over how shit I am
SHIT CAN'T BE MADE UP
>>52511628
>"anon when are you getting a girlfriend? we can't wait to have gandchildren!"
>mfw i don't even like girls
>mfw i will never tell them im a fag
>suffer from mental issues for years
>life is in complete tailspin
>go to therapy but it's useless since i've built a huge web of lies
>youth already wasted and losing grip with reality
I WOULD HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO FATHOM SUCH A SCENARIO