How do i get a qt white gf? ;_;
>French flag
What the fuck? Proxy?
>>52424202
They don't exist. All white girls are disgusting whores who dress like prostitutes.
Okay, several of you "gamer guys" have tried asking me, a "Gamer" Girl out on a date. Yes, I am an attractive girl and yes, I do play video games sometimes. I have a wonderful boyfriend who is better than you could possibly be. However, for other single girls, follow this guide.
Prior to even approaching me, try fulfilling some BASIC requirements.
Have a LIFE. Have at least a dozen friends you hit up for weekend outings with at least 30 more you can say "sup" to on a daily basis. Your only worth is a social being.
Good looks. White teeth, shower 2x a day and do it right, proper shaving, cologne, styled hair
Video games are fine but in moderation. A few rounds of guitar hero (with FRIENDS, be social) or wii sports is nice per week. Playing your World of Wizards on your laptop all day makes you a disgrace
Be attractive. We girls uphold our end, you need to get a tan, hit the damn gym. We dont require a six-pack when it's not beach week, but get some big muscles, a V-shaped torso, definition.
Have hobbies. Play sports, be in clubs, fraternities. Someone with no membership is a loser!
Tall. Seriously GTFO you 5'8" pygmy men, I thought you went extinct 40,000 years ago
Size matters! 7" or so minimum, and be thick. No girl likes a pencil in her vag, feels bad man. Also please dont have a gross anteater dick, get that cheesy slime snipped!
You must know how to handle a girl. If you need any instructions, you're a failure. Pleasure us for hours, foreplay begins hours before sex, don't last any less than half an hour jesus
Be successful. If you're 18 you better have worked for 2-3 years and be off to a good college. If you're 22 you should be employed and making more than 60k. If you live with your parents past 18, don't even walk in my field of vision
Most importantly, EXPERIENCE. If you haven't dated before, you wont know how to handle a girl. This is common sense, you gotta be skilled with girls to get with us, Capich?
>>52424202
Get them young, that's all I know.
>>52424202
You don't and you die alone like the rest of us.
>>52424453
Oh look it's mr. soggy depressed Leaf.
>>52424594
Fuck off Dutchie. He is right.
>>52424202
Buy one in Eastern Europe.
>>52424680
N-no! I will not despair!
>>52424202
Move, somewhere far away from where you are.
>>52424202
Just kidnap her back to Somalia, Mehmed.
>>52424453
I dont need love anyway
>Be black
> roll around
>>52424202
They're a myth. Really the only realistic way to get one is to be rich, and live in a country where the age of consent is 14.
>>52424202
>white
thats unprogressive
>>52424202
Stop spending your time on websites like 4chan making up shitty threads and socialize.
My god /int/ really is second /trash/ nowadays
>>52424202
Don't be a beta fuck boy. Spend more time talking to white girls instead of typing about them. Then you get to mu h dick them on a regular basis like moi.
>>52427562
Really? I have a white qt gf.
Stop being Bilel.
>>52424202
Kill yourself, and hope for better luck next time round.
>>52424272
No, multiculturalism.
>>52424202
Have a BBC basically.
>>52433570
>3d women
