http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/12/02/britains-cameron-expected-win-syria-airstrikes-vote/76652942/
"Past US Ally Late to Join West in Opposing Radical Isalm"
London (AP) - The small island nation of the United Kingdom, a former US ally once prominent in the 20th century and the biggest European exporter of Jihadis, is set to conduct a vote, insomuch as one can occur in a monarchy, Wednesday evening on whether or not to act in opposing radical Islam in Syria.
The 'vote' is expected to be contentious, as leaders may incur the ire of the Shariah Zones that encircle the capital city, viewed by locals as an emirate, or "Londonstan".
This comes two years after the island kingdom was disgraced in the West after refusing to support a similar previous coalition, when the Syrian regime was found to be using chemical weapons against its people, manufactured with British imported materials.
Despite demographics of 600 million Muslims in the capital city, the 'vote' is expected to pass in reflection of the global shame the wee kingdom incurred in 2013, when it voted to allow radical Islamic extremism to persist in their Mid-East partner's nation of Syria, a moment US historians regard as the point at which the now-extinct empire culturally exited the West and introduced caliphate driven values into its government body."
>>51560002
>Former US ally
>Fought us tooth and nail from 1775 to the end of the 19th century
>We only fought World War I on the same side as "associated powers" and not allies
>Mutually had war plans drawn up against each other from the end of World War I to the start of World War II
>UK tried to guilt trip us into paying a debt we didn't owe them immediately after the end of the war
>Took the socialism route during the Cold War
We were only allies for about 4 years. At best, we've only been allies since 1940.
>>51560002
>and the biggest European exporter of Jihadis
>>51560002
10/10
bretty gud
>>51560460
Isn't that france by a huge margin ?
>>51560648
No, I assure you it is Britain.
Perhaps its time we play that game again....
>>51561298
nah its france i looked it up
THIS. IS. PERFIDYYYYYYY!!!
Today's contestents are various players from around the world!
And now, here is the host of Perfidy, Alex Trebek!
"Good evening and welcome to Perfidy. This is a game of speed not knowledge, because you already know the response to every answer.
There are 20 answers on the board including a Daily Double, followed by Final Perfidy. Anyone can join the game at any time to get on the board and score. Each flag represent the country as a team.
Remember each of your responses must be in the form of a question.
Let's see what the categories are: "Cali Fate", "Deepest Circle (of Halal)", "Fair Weather Fiends", "Fraudy Kingdom" and finally "Sheesh Kebab"
Let's get started- Anon, we start with you. Make your selection!
>>51560648
that's probably France yeah. Not by a huge margin though, I think Germany and the UK are pretty close. And Belgium despite their much smaller population
>>51561560
i'll take fair weather for 800, alex
g'wan, pick a category. Dont expect me to host once Im in the middle of lunch.
>>51561711
We begin!
(There will be short delays since we now have timed posting)
>>51560002
PRERFIDIOUS
>>51561813
lel
>>51561774
what is pakistan?
>>51561894
No, I'm afraid that's incorrect. Anyone else?
>>51560002
>The small island nation of the United Kingdom, a former US ally once prominent in the 20th century
I think we need more players
>>51561926
what is the pakistani caliphate of Britain?
>>51562086
Correct! Pick again!
>>51562139
ill take sheesh-kebab for 200
>>51562185
>>51562208
what is the United Sharia Kingdom?
>>51562361
Correct! Pick again!
>>51562392
sheesh kebab for 400
>>51562446
>>51562481
What is cunt?
>>51562594
The judges ask you clarify your answer.
>>51562481
what is the Poonited Kekdom?
>>51562669
Correct! Pick another!
Okay so if no one is playing, Im out. To host as quickly as possible, I have to F5 constantly.
If people are taking 3 minutes between questions and only one person is playing, this is going to drag out to more than hour.
>>51562987
sorry :(
>>51562730
Fraudy Kingdom for 800 Alex
>>51563484
Its the Daily Double!
How much do you wish to wager?
>>51563580
I've always wanted to say this: "Let's make it a true Daily Double"!
>>51563677
Very good!
Your answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeRAmFPE4X0
> be American
> get shot
>>51563721
The buildings gave it away. What is the Jewnited Kingdom?
>>51563787
You win the Daily Double!
Make your next selection!
>Live in california
>Go to the famous beach and other famous destinations
>Get shot
>>51563821
Fraudy for 1000 petrodollars
>>51563889
>>51563934
The Keknited Kekkity KekKek?
>>51563934
Alex, I simply must ask, how long did you work on this? It's phenomenal!
>>51564091
Yes. I need to speed this up. This game is no fun now that we have timed posting, coincidentally taking effect the day after this was made.
thanks to faggot moot.
Im giving the next one 2 minutes or Im out. I got other stuff to besides f5ing all day waiting for one player to come back the thread. I think this game is dead.
>>51564193
I dont recall, it was two years ago.
>10 minutes later
Welp, I guess it was fun for a while.
Five clues out of twenty in 52 minutes. I can't do it.
Thanks to those who tried, have a great day.
