>a yank says "lads"
>a yank says "banter"
>a yank says "mate"
Mate nice banter. I think i'll show the lads
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
How ya doin mate those lads couldn't handle the banter
>>51538314
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
>>51538251
'Banter' isn't exactly common, but normal people use it unironically all the time.
>>51538251
>a kiwi says "lads"
>a kiwi says "banter"
>a kiwi says "mate"
>a brit says dude
>>51538432
>a person says dude
>>51538432
This is worse to be honest
>>51538432
>a human being says "dude"
>>51538462
It's worse when they say bruh/breh, f a m, nigga, bro, any of that stuff.
>>51538459
>>51538485
fuck you I say "dude" all the time
Try and stop me
>>51538512
are you 12
>>51538488
>TFW I realized I have started saying senpai in real life
>>51538432
>a Brit says "bro"
>a Canuck says "y'all"
>an Aussie says "howdy"
>>51538459
>>51538485
>Australians
>Spaniards
>Human
You dudes are just mad that you never got to experience American dude culture
>>51538544
I don't know. Canadians are pretty cute when they try to use American slang.
>>51538591
you will NEVER (never) experience Australia/New Zealand cunt culture
Dude we're all Anglo lads desu m8 it's just banter bro
>>51538543
really? where does senpai come into place in everyday conversation?
![spicolititle-new[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CYtc92N.jpg "spicolititle-new[1].jpg")
>>51538591
exactly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmJGJ-CpHM
>>51538593
>mfw Amerifats think they can use their vernacular better than us
>>51538620
>New zealand """""culture"""""
Does such a thing even exist?
>>51538628
I mean pham but the word filter got me
>>51538659
drinking and stuff
>>51538544
>an Aussie says "howdy"
But 'howdy' is British?
>>51538628
When his teacher is banging him with the rest of his classmates, obviously...
Do you even look at hentai?
>>51538593
>>51538657
Anybody that isn't a southerner and says "yall" needs to kill themselves immediately. There's absolutely no excuse. The only people that say that in real life are wannabe thugs and wannabe rednecks. Fuck knows why you'd want to pretend to be either one.
>>51538620
is there anything we're missing out on? lol
>>51538732
I'm just trying to figure out what a "cunt culture" is.
>>51538741
being loose m8
not caring
>>51538702
Aussies leech off of American Western culture because they realized how sissified Brits are.
Get FUCKED.
>>51538720
where do you live? that is completely wrong, y'all is used by everyone in the south pretty much. at least they do in TN/MS.
>>51538251
>A New Zealander says Yank
>>51538767
This. Everybody says y'all in the south. He's probably a snow bird
>>51538767
>anybody that ISN'T a southerner
You illiterate motherfucker.
>>51538770
This. Only bongs are allowed to call us yanks.
>no plural for you
im always stuck with you guys, i cant say y'all because im from the nonsouthern parts of florida
>>51538790
Fuck, man, can you read? At all? >>51538798
>>51538821
>not just saying "you all"
>>51538702
When you make a statment, don't end it with a question mark?
>>51538821
you is plural, the singular for you is thou
>>51538824
> The only people that say that in real life are wannabe thugs and wannabe rednecks. Fuck knows why you'd want to pretend to be either one.
Can you write?
>>51538870
or "alls y'alls"
>>51538821
>>51538870
>>51538898
>mfw anglokeks dont know the top secret plural for you, so secret it had to be entrusted with non anglos
>>51538555
WEED
>>51538929
LMAO
>>51538919
bogans say "you's"
>>51538940
wrong
in return for rockall, the isle of man, newfoundland, scotland, northern ireland, northern territories, and the south island of new zealand, we'll give you normal pronouns.
>mfw unironically use "dude" and "bro" when conversing
![You-Map_6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PK4H3pG.png "You-Map_6[1].png")
>>51538870
ok Colonel Sanders
>an australian says "lads"
>>51539005
disgraceful твн
also amn't is a word, only anglos and west brits disagree
>>51538919
but you is plural, what kind of strange language do you have where you is singular?
in america we call each other by plural pronouns on account of our considerable girth
after all, if you take up two airline seats, you are obviously two people
>>51539036
>americans trying to renegotiate the treaty
now you have to give up maine to get your pronouns back
get fucked
>>51539005
>mfw i use dude unironically all the time
>>51539071
you spelled toucan wrong faggot
>not saying "you cunts" as a plural for "you"
>>51539124
give up south island faggot
>>51539124
IKR?!
>>51539091
i think you mean twocan
>>51539071
Dude is like a punctuation mark. You can say it before and after everything. The inflection in your voice changes its meaning. An emphatic dude begs for the listeners attention. If somebody says something stupid, you can just say dude and they understand. Dude is beautiful
>>51539165
shitty rhymes
>>51538693
Sounds like Aussie shit lad
