Islam edition
>>51503592
fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki
anime
people that dont wear anything on their wrists are proper plebs lads haha x
>>51503610
>iranian queens
>pakis
TOO EARLY
just came here to say that i love muslims tbH
>>51503612
good post
cara
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34804311/im-20-and-i-own-a-250000-four-bed-house
>bloke is 22 and earns 27k
He's done well hasn't he? Seems like quite a lot.
@51503628
ugly pakis
fuck off
@51503631
fuck off
>I 'train' martial arts
>>51503653
im 22 and earn 75 grand a year desu
>>51503672
What job?
>>51503672
fuck off billionare
>>51503525
didn't get a hangover did however run out of money to buy more and didn't have any left for the rest of the week
>>51503653
I'm a year older and earning 10k more than that
Although I do live in London
>>51503686
my dads company so it doesnt really count i spose barely do anything just turn up to board meetings and pretend like im listening and keep clients entertained
>>51503686
professional internel liar
pays surprisingly well haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYoxHskCnSo
>>51503610
good post
>>51503672
>tfw maths degree and 100k starting job
i'm gonna make a new thread, and janny wont do fuck all about it, and well all move there instead of this paki edition
>>51503727
>>51503727
>>51503727
>>51503727
>>51503718
Bullshit
>>51503717
Probably works out the same
>>51503659
do NOT tell me to calm down when i'm telling pakis to fuck off
>>51503735
thanks haha
>>51503746
i'm in haha
>>51503718
>dads company
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Both my parents are poor and they live in other countries now
Literally have no family/friend connections for easy job access
TSB just rang me asking me to come in branch so we can discuss my "large current account"
wew lads
>>51503763
alright then dont believe me couldnt give a shit la
>>51503746
Fuck off you cunt
>>51503743
Kinda want a comfy Actuary job once I graduate desu
>>51503775
fuck off paki
islam with the best
ujam with the rest
>>51503610
Very Good post
Reminder that if your dad hasn't got himself into a position where he can easily give you a well paying job then he has failed as a man and as a parent.
>>51503823
>islam with the best
No it's not, chicken and beef are far superior
>>51503718
gizza job m8
>no gf
>>51503746
everybody is in this new thread btw
>>51503592
Allahu Akbar brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuA1MWkPT4
>>51503906
lmao at ur life
>>51503911
no theyre not piss off
>>51503906
>no g
So lads are we gonna bomb Isis?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34973637
Just talked to the psyhiatrist and they're giving me lyrica for sleep.
Get in more free drugs.
Hain Paisley is in hell
>>51503937
Mostly likely
>>51503906
>no friends
>no gf
>no hope
>>51503941
>Lyrica is used to control seizures and to treat fibromyalgia
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34971925
what is a transgender woman
is it a man or woman
doing a sleep
>>51503593
Vampire Weekend are neat 2bh
>>51503906
Good feel
Girls are too much effort
Though having a gf for over the lazy Christmas period sounds really comfy
>>51503993
mentally disturbed
>>51503993
they usually call them by what sex they're transitioning to
so it's a mtf
mtf's are about 75% of all trannies, so it's usually the case
Oldham is going Purple lads
our year
Why do so many lesbians just act butch and not consider themself men
Where as lots of men now consider themself women
it's because women have it easier in life
checkmate atheists
>>51504023
It is, and this year we're gonna have our own house to spend it in too
>>51504071
>/asean/ poster killed by a yank more news at 10
>>51504047
labour will win unfortunately
>>51504071
Had no idea this existed
>>51504023
>no gf to cuddle with in the winter months
It's a sad feel
>>51503974
And anxiety it stimulates the GABAB receptors same receptors as diazepam
>Pregabalin, also known as β-isobutyl-γ-Aminobutyric acid (β-isobutyl-GABA) and sold under the trade name Lyrica among others, is a medication used to in the treatment of epilepsy, neuropathic pain, fibromyalgia and >>>>>>>>generalized anxiety disorder.
200mg of it feels like 20mg of diazepam with a hint of codeine
BBC being slightly racist here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34968097
>>51504108
>Talking about medication like you're at a fucking wine tasting
on the cross
>Heyy
>What's up
>Hey youu
>Hey x
Why are girls so shit at starting conversations?
>no jgf
>>51504108
Would recommend exercise m8 helped me a lot.
>>51504134
Say to Morgan, "my dick"
might have a wank. any objections?
>>51504134
They have nothing to talk about.
>>51504139
I already do mate thanks this just helps with racing thoughts.
>>51504134
>>51504156
do it
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/11/151130130021.htm
evidence that the appendix has a purpose
summary: Innate lymphoid cells (ILCs) are crucial for protecting against bacterial infection in people with compromised immune systems, report investigators. Their work shows that a network of immune cells helps the appendix to play a pivotal role in maintaining health of the digestive system, supporting the theory that the appendix isn't redundant.
"haha no, no, your body isn't sophisticated at all. it has organs that it doesn't even use teehee." - fucking normies
>>51504134
because they know desperate mongs will reply no matter what they say
might do a video game
>>51504158
Don't
>>51504179
why not?
>>51504134
Just fuck off
all you have to do is say the right words at the right time and you could shag any of them fucking lucky cunt
>>51504162
iktf
>tfw developed health anxiety on top other shit after my dad died from cancer
>stub my toe, end up thinking I'm having a heart attack or something
The only cure is to not care which does work but fuck anxiety is shit, you just overthink everything.
>>51504171
>people who think they know better then God
quite difficult getting these headphones to fit ay
>>51504134
>What's up
Fuck off yank
>>51504077
talking to a lesbian atm 2bh
>>51504202
can't get my head round health anxiety my mate has it too
but at the same time he says he doesnt care about dying
I'm not worried if I die or not 2bh (not depressed/suicidal either)
>>51504202
True but the way anxiety alters your thinking it's hard. Just all about repition. I find if I panicking I take 10minutes of just concentrating on my breathing helps a lot.`
>>51504134
>girl messages me on online dating site
>"hi"
>I respond "Hey"
>minutes later she responds "what the fuck if you're not going to talk why do you even use a dating site"
basically, girls expect guys to do all the work because they are on easy mode when it comes to online dating.
>>51504225
yes that will go far with girls
>hey anon i don't suppose you have the lecture notes on galacian civilization
>fuck off you disgusting yank trout before i gut you
>>51504195
It's a sin
>>51503919
fucking mehdi hassan
didn't spend much time on his view that non-believers are basically farm animals
lads link the stonkiest nasheed tunes youve got
>>51504250
Not caring about death and being anxious are completely different
>>51504197
>all you have to do is say the right words at the right time and you could shag any of them
Well yeah, that's the case IRL too m8
>>51504336
Don't be delusional lad
if I walked up to miss universe and said any words in the english language do you reckon she would shag me?
maybe fuck me or ill kill your family but that doesnt count lad
>>51504134
its tinder, there really isn't much context to go by
in the real world you can talk about whats going on around you, on tinder you can't really do that. i also hate the other websites with more detailed profiles. it gives people a chance to talk about something but people are more complex than an ok cupid account where they talk about their favorite animes and cheeseburgers for paragraphs on end.
We'll keep the red flag flying here
>>51504315
https://youtu.be/6_0cjOx47Jo?t=246 this whole vid 2bh
>>51504134
if you're not going to post your tinder escapades on /brit/ then whats the point?
>>51504134
I wish you didn't have to use facebook to use Tinder :(
I'm stuck on POF which is like 70% mums.
Back to operating machines
*sigh*
>>51504376
Well in that case, I really don't think I could do that either
But the average girl on the street? Eh
tfw getting a haircut this morning
every time they ask me what i want im tempted to just ask them to fuck my shit up and it comes up multiple times throughout the haircut.
this meme has ruined haircuts for me
>>51504419
So how are you enjoying law?
>>51504419
please tell me if phina ever responds
>>51504419
NORMIE
FUCK
OFF
>when you're boted of /brit/
>can't go out to mates house because it got bircked through front window and got threatened
>no tv movies to watch
>bored of every game I have
>no one wants to go out in that rain
>bored of 4chan and internet in general
sufferering. Who knows this feel?
>>51504430
are machine operators the coal miners of our age?
>>51504438
fuck her wtf i was having a good conversation about sufjan stevens before she fucked it all up
>>51504440
i will but she wont lad
>>51504419
>Law
>>51504447
wanna play battlefront co op?
>>51504447
not me because i don't understand some of these words
>>51504419
wow phina is quite the whore
>asking if you like a "colada" made out of her
jesus christ
>>51503733
quite nice
/sad music/ thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
https://soundcloud.com/thefrighteninglights/small-town-stardust
>>51504419
post priscilla
>>51504506
>replying to my 29 minute old post
hahahaha yeah nice mate ... not
>>51504496
Don't have it sorry.
>>51504499
Too tired sorry
>>51504447
yeah im going through this lately myself tbqh
start channeling it into something productive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPglYlNkL0
I miss you
But I haven't met you yet
>>51504447
why were ya booted off brit lad
and you never gave me your steam name egghead
>>51504520
fuck off bender
>tfw attractive enough to get good responses but your interests are too niche to relate to any girls
>>51504519
>caring
brain fried by memes lad?
>>51504447
Come to America my Anglo brother
we can eat burgers and shoot brown people.
It will be fun
Averaging three shits every morning, lads. Not good, basically spend the first hour I'm awake going to and from the shitter.
>>51504516
Anything for you my dutch friend
>>51504315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFVlbRxINas
Get ready to jizz to that bass drop lad.
>tfw no Priscilla gf
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
It’s over
>>51504551
Left because it was ded
what's yours ill ad you here
>>51504574
the word is poo
>>51504419
If I actually spend time swiping and get matches, it gets a bit annoying as they all seem to message me, and there's not a chance I'm keeping up with 10+ conversations a day
I don't even know why I'm on tinder
If I give a girl my number she might text me the next day or something, will forget who it is, look her up in my matches, send a few texts, forget about it and never speak again
Don't know what's wrong with me, like there is 0 incentive to "go after" a girl who clearly likes you, and sex in that case isn't very gratifying, probably sound like a huge twat, idk
>>51503653
>works as an estate agent
there it is
>>51504593
>>51504605
shes a lesbian lads its a fuckign shit but im talking her on fb on the off chance that shes not completely gay
>>51504580
looks fit but but irl is another story
http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/056099aebb04b087aff99c166cc95052.htm
the crazy boys down in japan made a touchable holograms lads
>>51504568
I wish Canada had USA midwest climate. I would move there right away. Don't really want to live among yanks and niggers, so the USA is out, but I can't be dealing with Canadas winters, so that's out too.
:(
>>51504623
>shes a lesbian
L-link me her f-facebook??
>>51504612
Life doesn't have to be one perpetual meme, you know.
>>51504627
they're really adamant on making 3D waifus
>>51504640
'no'
Imagine actually going out with someone named Priscilla though
"Alright, prissy?" haha
Sounds well bent
>>51504614
giga normie pls
>that fucking lipstick
>>51504611
email me yours here
[email protected]
dont want doxed by these headers
>>51504676
Lipsticki
If only vanilla were as sweet as Priscilla
t. modern romantic
>>51504623
>shes a lesbian
>on the off chance that shes not completely gay
You think you're the first? Just give up
>>51503653
owned by the fucking banks desu not himself
>>51504627
wish i was a scientist shame i'm so thick haha
>>51504705
>Just give up
thats what they want you to do
>>51503653
I wipe my arse with 27k
>>51504686
Sent lad:) What games have you got insurgency is good craic with mates like
>>51504555
who cares, you're never going to be 100% compatible with a girl. i hate it when people think that sharing a similar taste in music, books, or movies are that important in selecting a gril to fuck.
and in a good relationship you bring your interests to the table as they are and the both of you share your interests. through that you pick and choose things about each other that you want to assimilate into your lives. you can still do these things together and itll still be fun. you pick a good person and let the interests take care of themselves.
>>51504623
"Have you heard about this new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called Trydickagain and I'm writing you a prescription."
>>51504741
nothing comes up when i type that in link us the actual steam profile thru email
Wew lads, just got fired from my job. Kicked a football at my mate on lunch, fucking missed and smashed right through the main office windows, showered one girl in broken glass.
Haha good times.
>>51504757
>selecting a gril to fuck
>good relationship
>>51504781
haha very good banter
>>51504704
good lad
>>51504655
meant to be pris lad
https://youtu.be/9YHDze9aXSQ?t=17
actually found this meme very funny lads
>>51504774
Literally think that's it mate if you go to the steam group and look for someone called avro that's me
>>51504781
>fired
fuck off yank
you were SACKED
>>51504815
why did you delete me off steam avro you fucking weapon it's me centrelink (the australian one)
poo brewing
>>51504809
Just wack the mosquito?
That's it lad. I'm done. You've ground me down. Finally have to admit this is a normie general. If you ever find yourself admiring young actresses in /tv/, then don't be a stranger. In the mean time, pray I make it lads
>>51504848
pls be in sydney
can't wait to watch anime later lads
>>51504848
What, like this?
*flickerbells you*
Yeah, good idea mate, bet you feel good now, 'ey?
>>51504781
>Kicked a football at my mate on lunch, fucking missed
>missed
>he still misses
>not having impeccable, world class technique
lel
>>51504788
you know what i meant you bogan cunt
can't wait to go to sleep later lads
how long does it take you to read a film script lads
>>51504873
Dunno what that means desu
>>51504795
haha yeah shame I don't have a job now though haha. seriously considering calling them up and begging to come back
>>51504902
what job la?
>>51504840
Cleared it because I was going to readd all the active ones again
sent ;)
>>51504901
its just
>southerners
and their poncy language
>>51504809
>>51504848
you now remember Mr. Mosquito
one of the most patrician games of all time
>>51504901
>He never flickerbelled his mates
Did you even go to school, rasheed?
>>51504901
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Sitting on a train going through the snowy Scottish countryside, drinking some tea and eating a Tunnocks caramel wafer.
Comfy at 2bh laddies.
>>51504938
I don't remember that
>>51504924
Customer service and sales. Sounds boring but it was actually a really comfy job, and I liked the people there.
>>51504840
Me and the other noprn iron bloke are about to paly RO2 if you want?
>>51504900
danny devito here, i can do it in like a month and shit
>>51504967
should it take you like an hour?
>>51504963
w-whats RO2?
>>51505004
red orchestra 2
>>51504963
BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII
honestly couldnt even put a demographic stereotype to this tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPFytP0qmgo
Been seeing this girl on and off for about a year now lads, she has a boyfriend but I'm not really bothered because I just use her as a sort of fuckbuddy.
I saw her on Saturday and came inside her without a condom, I love the rush.
I've also lost control of my life, thinking about killing myself soon, not really sure.
Thanks for reading.
>tfw no Taeyeon gf
>he's older than 20 and doesn't own a 4-bed house
Consider suicide.
girl i fingered in HS is doing bang tidy while im here in cheap shorts chatting to you lot
quite grim
>>51505165
I don't look like half a fucking potato though like that ugly cunt so I guess I have that going for me.
Got a sinking feeling t.b.h lads
>>51505138
wow this post was a rollercoaster of emotions
>>51505235
my life in a nutshell t.b.h lad
got to make a phone call lads
absolutely bricking it
i don't hate god
i'm not angry with him
i don't love evil
i just don't see anything that counts as real evidence for his existence
if you have some, show me.
but until you can do that, remain in your state known as simpletonia.
>>51505165
face you could punch
>tfw no steam bf
>>51505313
london
Feel really bad all of a sudden
Not sure what has happened
>>51505165
wouldn't even want that 2 years ago 2bh
would rather have an appartment or a flat right now
if some hard cunt makes a post i'll be obliged to reply to him
>>51505313
Edinburgh
Whenever I have a blocked nose I get addicted to making myself sneeze (have a method)
>>51505313
sydney
>Legal Aid
>Prescription pills
>JSA
Poleaboo would like to extend warm thanks to all the wageslaves in the thread
>>51505165
could shoot a pool cue with that girls chin 2bh
lads for a second, just imagine you were a scot
>>51505313
n'djamena
decided to put off making the phone call until tomorrow :3
>>51505569
horrific tbH
>>51505569
That doesn't sound fun at all, I'm going to have to politely decline
>>51505569
i wish
>>51505569
*begins blaming the English for literally everything*
I don't think I have the energy to remain in that state of perpetual disappointment
I don't ask for much
Just a job to pay the bills and a gf who loves me and enjoys being dominated
>>51505569
no hard cunts in this thread at all. im very sorry, really, truly sorry, from the bottom of my heart, but you'll see no replies from this corner of the 'Chon.
hehe bottom
Poleaboo started playing Witcher 3
He'd by lying if he said he didn't find it Polish origin offputting
Doesn't like the personality of the MC, bit of a dick, doesn't like how his quest is essentially chasing pussy, finds that unrelateable and had to self-insert
>>51505814
he's not trying to shag Ciri m8
who else /fills the emptiness with drugs/ here
>>51505839
Yen
Ciri is his daughter, don't like characters with kids
Don't like overly complicated WRPG game mechanics
>>51505569
>jings where have all my teeth gone?
>hoots any of you got any heroin?
>och, this deep fried irn bru really brings out the flavour in this porridge
this is horrifying i'm going to have to stop now tbH
so ded
>>51505869
>Ciri is his daughter
she's his ward
witchers can't have children
>>51505900
Did you know in the books, Gearlt made her study naked to teach her discipline? Whenever she was deemed to have behaved/performed well she was rewarded with a piece of clothing
WHERE IS EVERYBODY
>>51506042
at work/lectures
>>51506042
we all got girlfriends and jobs lad, didn't anyone tell you?
ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6149869
http://strawpoll.me/6149869
http://strawpoll.me/6149869
>>51505900
Makes me hate the game more, harder to role-play because I'd want to "play" with Ciri
>tfw interacting with the normies on groupchat
>>51505814
can you just fucking die please?
>>51506042
I'm at work Jeremy
>>51506111
>interacting with people
you're a normie too
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you! Even without your masks, you're all CARICATURES!
>>51505569
made from GIRDERS
WHERE THE HELL IS MY DINNER
I am goinmg to HELLLL.....FOR BEING A BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>51506112
Not while you keep funding his lifestyle, wageslave
>£26,000 student "loans"
>£10,000 student grants
>£4000 Legal aid
>£3500 NEETbux
>£1000 prescription pills
>>51506235
why do you talk about yourself in the third person lad?
I hope you lads start bombing Syria.
>nearly 2016
>>51506283
because its his friend not poleaboo m8
>>51506283
his bail conditions are hes not allowed to use internet so he thinks they cant pin it on him if he writes third person
Just ordered some shoe lifts :S
>Poleaboo realises the reason the amusement park fired him was probably because he hortly made his blog public when he'd promised not to
>>51506283
I'm just poleaboos m8, relaying messages, glad I'm doing such a good job you think I'm the man himself
>>51505569
I am at least part scot.
>>51506309
pretty certain that we will now that Labour are having a free vote
