this is what its actually like to live in Britain rn
>wake up
>shitty small overpriced apartment smells like shit
>go to work
>no one talks to each other, unless nescersary
>very mixed races
>go home
>eat microwave lasagne
>watch tv
>browse 4chan and reddit
>constantly feel drained
weekend
>get up
>no work, yay
>sit and play on my xbox360
>cant play it loud or get mad bc crazy black neighbour get angry
>he punched through the wall once
>go to co op or something to get weekly food
>store has tight as shit isles
>served by Pakistani man with poor English
>dat will be 27 pound 50 pents
> it starts raining put on rain mac
>get back
> play vidya
>eat
>muh life
whats it actually like in ure country?
can confirm. pot noodle tho not lasagne
>living in London
>wake up
>eat lots of cold sandwich meat for breakfast
>go to work
>eat more red meat for lunch
>have two hours for lunch because muh culture
>eating lasts five minutes
>spend the other 1:55 smoking
>finish work at 4 because the boss has gone skiing and has given everyone tomorrow off
>go drink loads of gassy, tasteless beer
>wouldn't want to ruin the taste of more meat
>all of this happens whilst eating meat
>go home
>have a shit the size of a breezeblock
>think about my weekend off, which i will spend getting gout and making germany ruin europe
Based
>>51106069
>London
kek
>>51106069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZ6OzfHRKw
can confirm
>>51106069
>sit and play on my xbox360
Poorfag detected, do not blame the country because you are a failure.
>wake up
>make coffee
>drink coffee and listen to a podcast on the drive to work
>sit around at work and talk about tv shows, news and politics with bosses and coworkers
>eventually settle down and start doing what needs to be done that day
>go to lunch, sometimes with a friend or a coworker
>come back and work more
>drive home and play video games until it's time for bed
>drink excessively if I don't have to work the next day
>wake up
>small, expensive apartment but has views overlooking the ocean and downtown skyline
>walk to work
>stop at an italian café along the way, get an iced coffee and drink it while reading the news on my phone
>get to work
>company provides free meals, snacks, and break room with things like video games, television, etc.
>make myself a nice breakfast on the lovely induction stove in my company's kitchen
>finally sit down to work
>everybody is in a great mood, people are sharing talking about their weekends or sharing ideas
>leave work
>pick up fresh bread and groceries along the way home
>steam some vegetables with rice
>watch tv
>browse 4chan and reddit
>constantly feel fulfilled
weekend
>get up
>no work, ya
>go to the urban open-air farmer's market, buy organic vegetables and artisinal cheeses
>spend the day reading or otherwise studying new things
>go for a walk in the park at sunset
>watch tv
>play vidya
don't get me wrong, i realize i'm fortunate
>>51106069
what does that have to do with being british?
you just described what being a loser is like.
>>51109247
>>51109166
>be American
>wake up
>get shot
>>51109247
>go to the urban open-air farmer's market, buy organic vegetables and artisinal cheeses
Being a faggot should really be punishable, preferably by death.
>>51106069
Week
>wake up in a somewhat small house
>have fruity breakfast
>inhale and smell wet grass and feel the sun
>go to college in overcrowded public transport/overcrowded streets for your car/a bike risking your life because no bikelanes
>no one talks or smiles
>get back home under the same conditions you came to college, except it's hot AF in the evenings
>come home sweated and tired
>get shower
>watch the news while eating a bowl of oatmeal and raisins
>watch girls getting undressed on tv
>sleep
The morning is the best part of the day, except that you have to get out
Weekend
>get up
>no work
>play music and vidya outloud
>no one complains
>at night hear the reggaeton parties around yuo
>call friends
>get drunk
>you wake up in easter island
>repeat
>>51109419
I'm sorry Jan, I can't hear you over the quality of my life
How do I avoid the life OP is describing?
>>51106069
This, pretty much. Switch out games for porn and masturbation. Occasionally I get drunk by myself. It makes things more interesting. Also, in winter it's dark when you leave the house and us dark when you leave the office. I think I remember what the sun looked like.
>>51109726
Avoid London.
t. Londoner
>>51106069
You can't blame your country for what you do in your free time. It's your problem
>>51106069
>pic related
Add this event:
>can't get rid of "refugees" because nazi
>feel quitly for beeing nazi
Even triggers when germans try to be
>proud
>nationalistic
>patriots
>world cup
>critisism against foreigners/refugees
>>51109726
You can't. The longer you try, the more depressed you'll get. Only 50 more years and you'll get to move into a care home. If the state has the money to pay for it. Isn't that something to look forward to?
>>51106069
Sounds horrible pal.
>Wake up
>Comfy, appropriately rented apartment that smells like... nothing desu.
>Go for bus to college.
>Discuss local events with fellow bus waiters.
>Sit on bus with headphones on, staring at the world go by.
>Disembark, thanking driver.
>Get coffee from friendly white people, and absolutely qt white girl.
>Do well in classes, bant with classmates while out fora fag.
>Go home, listening to tunes and thanking the driver.
>Play vidya, watch Animu and bant with lads over skype till 0000.
>Go to bed knowing I won't be killed.
Weekend.
>Get up.
>fart about for a while, playing vidya dn watching animu.
>get ready for work @ 1500.
>Go to work @ 1600.
>Bant with workmates.
>Get home around 0200.
>Play some pool on MiniClip.
>Go to sleep to the sounds of Animu.
>wake up in my large house that I pay no rent for in the middle of nowhere snowpocalypseville
>make lovely eggs and beans and oats for breakfast
>off to work at the mine
>nobody to talk to because nobody lives here
>have all my food delivered to my house by the company for free as part of my contact
>browse 4chan reddit at home and work because I'm boss now
>most weekends stay in bumfuckville but sometimes get out of town but spend more time travelling to and back than what I actually spend in the place I'm going to.
>basically spend no money, even my computer and clothing is paid by the company
>after several years of saving, used my money to buy a top 5% house in Cape Town
>getting ready to escape Finland and never come back.
>>51110021
that sounds really good mate, i'm happy for you
