https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibP__3q25yU
>>61820539
>>61820189
>tfw Josh
>Bimby will have friends
>Bimby will have no pimples
>Bimby will have a girlfriend
>Bimby will experience sex
>Bimby will have more than one gf
>Bimby will have muscles
>Bimby will be kissed by Kris on the lips
>Bimby will play basketball with dad
>Bimby will be a basketball player
>Bimby will win MVP award
>Bimby will have movies
>Bimby will be a politician
>Bimby will fight for democracy
>Bimby will be gunned down
>Bimby will be a hero
Why even live?
LA PERTAMAX MEYOR GANGBANG
>>61820539
Why aren't the women pushing and the men under the umbrellas?
A N I M E S
N
I
M
E
S
E R P
R
P
When the President does it, that means it's not illegal"
>>61820231
Not every country has a high human development index. Maybe in your country people use weed for recreational purpose with responsibility. And they have money for that.
But here, weed is a trigger for the possibility of bigger crime. Its also one of the root of poverty. Government just simply doesnt want to take that chance with the potheads when their hand is full with tons of other problem like rampant corruption and other shit.
>>61820686
Its all of a sudden convent now and the gov here is trusted
Oh well and yet they claim the other side is the gullible one
>>61820741
Convenient*
>>61820609
They have real gender equality over there
>>61820614
That's not shiok senpai, posting that was my job
>>61820628
>>61820741
>>61820779
shabu pa pota
>tfw the rehabs are full and junkies are given free tendies and cellular phone for Goodboy Points.
>I want to go there for the tendies but I didn't took drugs
>can't buy shabu because the dealer got killed by another dealer who got killed by the brgy. captain himself.
Wat do?
>>61820915
"You're not one of them there's nothing to be afraid of" Is the answer of people who think of criminals as less than or not human beings. Also the answer of the biggest hypocrites or holier than thou...
>>61820934
drink bleach
Cummie :3
>>61820628
This is why we need to separate
If we can't even fix our judicial process then we are a failed state
>>61821012
Tastes like shit nigga
Tfw niggers are killing cops with snipers in USA
When will drugdealers try to kill our cops who are following shoot to kill by Duterte
I WANT SOME HABBENINGS
>>61820784
hahaha i can see her panties on iphone
>inb4 delete this
never
>>61820539
What's the use of an umbrella at that point?
>>61821093
They already are
>>61821050
The only judicial process you need is decomposition inside a coffin
>>61821106
>iphone
no gays allowed on /asean/ threads
>>61821117
we use umbrella like how americans use sunglasses
>>61821117
So your clothes won't get wet.
"An american will forget how to use an umbrella, but will never forget to field strip a machine gun".
-nikola tesla, 1794
Josh is lookin fit nowadays,too bad he's a literal autist
>>61821093
You'll have plenty soon thanks to Dutz. For now enjoy the appetizer
>>61821199
10 dead drug pushers daily!
>>61821181
He can beat your thin ass and wrek your grannys pussy, betabitch.
>>61821142
>>61821178
We wear our sunglasses and field strip our machine guns to look cool and because it's badass, you telling me an umbrella makes you look cool over there?
Fucking lel
>>61821234
Enjoy the upcoming 8 years of Shillary!
>>61821234
for when it's raining and a cute girl is waiting for the jeepney but forgot her umbrella
>>61821093
Too bad this isn't the USA that firearms aren't readily accessible. The only "lol habddbening ahaha xddd" is druggies getting shot. Good riddance I say.
I'd like to get an mp3 file compilation of druggies screaming for help and last moments. Would make a good background music on monday mornings
>>61821219
still not enough, the quota should be raised.
also hang the bilibid 19, especially the singer, he must be first, I hate his fucking ugly face.
>>61821181
>tfw born in a rich family
>tfw born a retard
>>61821219
Here I was thinking about a thousand
>tfw /asean/ oldfag
Know your place faggots
>>61821321
Chinks believe that tards are good luck charms.
Aquinos are chinks so they believe that a retard like josh bring them luck.
>>61821321
Does noynoy fuck the abnoy?
>>61821367
because many of them are afraid of the duts and would rather turn themselves in willingly and kiss his shoes
Is Dutdut more alpha than Rosmah?
>>61821306
Guilty until proven innocent
Maybe we are a failed state
>>61821370
If you say you're an oldfag, then why aren't you posting any anime? Checkmate faggot.
>>61821442
He's a commie promdi so yeah
>>61821423
Or maybe they would all be slaves to little kitty
>>61821468
More killed for suspicion of the police, kek
>>61821468
>believing in due process of the law.
lmao, written laws are inflexible, they have a lot of loopholes and all it takes is a good understanding of it to make an innocent man a sinner and a criminal a saint.
>>61821474
I've been here since the creation of /int/, and anime posting has always been an /lgbt/ culture. Why don't you prove you're an oldfag then? Of course you can't, I'm older than you.
Show some respect, faggot.
holy shit i'm hearing gunshots outside my house here in tondo
>>61821525
Yeah so we have no rule of law whatsoever it will only apply to duts
>>61821468
DDS mantra -that no one is innocent until proven guilty, once you are tagged, you are tagged forever.
>>61821486
This is what I'll do to kitty if I met her
>>61821570
stay safe fami
>>61821570
Nigger, is normal that's only for intimidation of your neighbors
>t. former tondo pro
>>61821600
you're fucking retarded. he's just saying our judicial system is fucking flawed and full of loopholes. you think as if we live in an egalitarian society
>>61821625
Same. Then Du30 would catch me in the act and force is dick down my throat
>>61821541
Fuck off underage b&
>>61821625
What's with that shitty webm?
>>61821665
posting best girl is nit underage b&
some guy died here in tondo and there are a lot of police in the area
>>61821826
post pics
>>61821646
Either way it doesn't seem to apply anymore except for our great leader
>>61821497
I'm not really sure why Duterte is so convinced that drugs are the main reason for heinous crimes, enough that he would advocate killing drug users. Whatever happened to the age-old campaign "jail the pusher, save the user"? (I think that was around the time of the "ang mali nagiging tama sa mata ng bata" ads as well).
>>61821826
Probably just another druggie
due process? more like jew process amirite
>>61822184
>>61822184
It's Duts process now.
Kill first then sprinkle the drugs after lel
Mar is the better choice as the president of the Philippines, I don't see why intelligent people wouldn't vote for him
>>61822446
you're intelligent lol
>>61822446
t. redditcuck martard
>>61821738
THAT'S NOT YUNYUN
>>61821896
To hide the fact that he's shooting anyone who disagrees with him.
>>61822446
Because the Flip middle class wanted "discipline". Specifically Singaporean discipline. Which translates into fascism.
>he is still bitter because his candidate didnt won
kek stay mad cuck
>>61821050
During the previous president we blamed the countries problems on corruption , under the new president they blame drug use . I can't be the only one that sees the trend of placing blame on random things instead of fixing the main problems .
The attitude of people is fucked up , example everyone supports the prostitute when she says she is poor and has no choice for money. But if a guy becomes a drug dealer for the same reasons , then it's somehow okay for him to be put to death, even though he might be poor or having similar motivations . It's hypocritical
>>61822694
Middles class here are slums who can pay their electricity bills
>>61822589
How is supporting Mar Roxas related to reddit? Thanks for shitting up the country with a dictator and fuck you.
>>61822813
>During the previous president we blamed
>president we blamed
>we
>*i
fixed
Prostitution ≠ Drug Pusher
>it's time for the wounds to heal
>ayaw ko ma-hurt ang feelings ni marcos kaya ayaw ko kay leny
dutertards ladies and gentlemen
>let's respect the magna carta for women
>putang ina inunahan pa ang meyor sa reyp ng australian missionary
dutertards ladies and gentlemen
>>61822954
>≠
>≠
>≠
Are you a wizard?
>be 4th city with the highest crime
>"it's safe and sheeittt here in davao"
>get shot by dds
if davao is safe then sulu is a stable province
>>61823055
> b£ïńg thįś ñ€w
>Leni tagasubo still getting BTFO
>even after winning the elections
>for 6 more years
>>61822813
It seems the local media does like to leave out details (e.g. the recent mass surrenders, most news don't report the actual reason... it makes it appear they surrendered "just cause", and not because they actually got threatened during "Oplan Tokhang" to join the mass surrender "or else"), so I have some doubts.
>馬來西亞
>>61823221
>馬來西亞
>>61823250
>馬來西亞
>>61823076
I heard ISIS is targeting them soon
>>61823381
salamat tito 'rap
>>61823381
Another reason why we need to separate
>>61823381
>>61823218
It would be very easy for the cops and local media to fabricate a story that the murder is done in self defence anyway
BASED PAS
http://m.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/wsj-must-produce-four-witnesses-to-prove-graft-claims-against-najib-hadi-sa
Watching anime with Drinking coffee on rainy day like this
Feels good
>>61824194
REEEEEEEEEEE
>dutdut is riding PAL back to davao
explosion when
Duterte is going to have a hotline
call 8888 this august and tell him /asean/ loves him
>>61824194
I LOVING SWIMMING IN THE RAIN & COMFY ANIME AFTER
BUT FUCKING FIXING ROOF OF MY BUSINESS THAT COST 150k IS PISSING ME OFF
Is it a good idea to just use credit card to buy some 60k (50k if cash) PC and pay it every month for 6 months?
>>61824404
I heard were going to have a Dutdut TV
I hope they got all the drug dealer killing on cam for our entertainment
>>61824465
Mayor ang nauna
>>61823619
Looks like there's not public sympathy for suspected drug addicts and drug pushers. Guess people are glad they're off the streets even though there wasn't a legit trial to prove guilt
>>61824870
We need to properly have a trial for them before executing them if needed.
Soon people will just plant drugs on unsuspected people and cops will just kill them.
Sadly this is the future people chose.
At NAIA it wont be laglag bala anymore but laglag droga.
>>61823346
I would like to see that tbhwy
>>61822851
In most countries, that's the working poor.
Good god. The situation in the Phillipines is way worse than I thought.
>>61824465
this, maybe online?
not to be sounded edgy, but i really like seeing bad guys getting rekt
Isn't it unfair that /philippines/ can't have a separate general yet yuorp countries can even when they all belong to /eu/ anyway?
>>61824194
I celebrated the Dallas happening :3
>>61825482
Wait, really? In our country, you're pretty much considered to be part of the upper middle class if you can eat 3x a day constantly and you earn more than 300$ a day
>>61825488
janis don't like flip general. you know what happened to the /pinoy/ right?
>>61824465
This. Where is my High Definition EXECUTIONS?
>>61825582
>300$ a day
Woah there that's some criminal wage you're getting. What's your job?
>>61825839
meant to >>61825548
>>61825089
No one will be willing to file a case anyway. CHR is already demonized by duterte as criminals themselves
We are just a failed state aren't we top kek
So gettho
>>61825482
It just means thier mentality is still slum tier sheepish
>>61824194
Did you make that?
what should i do?
>>61825961
Kill yourself.
>>61825839
>>61825867
>He doesnt sell at least 400M pesos worth of properties that can easily average $300 a day at least for a year and be on neet mode.
You know the Ayala on Balintawak? Das rite.
>>61826010
haha sure
>play dota2
>internet gets disconnected again
It's like my games are being intentionally screwed over by someone.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61826216
Call ISP to fix your line
>>61826388
Already did, I'm just waiting for the tech to come by tomorrow.
>>61824218
>>61824424
>>61825519
For (You)
>>61825907
Yes
It's one of the leavings in my restaurant. I've always cried in my heart when lots of my cakes became garbage after work.
>>61826216
This happened to me while I was playing lol
It eventually happened so much that I got banned and the down time I had where I couldn't play lol was enough that I could quit it.
Thanks pldt
LoL watching his speech with mussies right now
>we are brothers and sisters yet Magellan should now have never brought Christianity here as if Islam originates here
>its blame america hour, we are basically Iraq.
>Duterte: America imported terrorism
SHOTS FIRED
>>61826602
He's basically advocating for separation
How lovely
>>61826585
>>61826482
Wow, I think I would like to love you.
Do you just dump them? If so, why?
>>61826640
Ifugao nation when?
Its Christianity's fault
>>61826585
>>61826602
well, gonna need to learn mandarin now
What's Philippines new name gonna be under China?
>>61826648
we can't keep them so long and can't eat them all everyday.......
Everyday, I dump 3 or 4 my babies in the trash bin ;_;
>I would like to love you
Don't be silly, I know you are just joking.
I know you always try to make fun of me.
Thank you
Uncle Sam please save us! Please kill this madman!
>>61826877
Ma-i
>>61826877
Arubituresshon Mai Yerro Ass
>>61826010
>You know the Ayala on Balintawak?
What about Ayala? Zobel isn't a shitposting /asean/ faggot like the rest of us here
>>61821014
Hi, Cummie :3
>>61826877
Maharlika
>>61826913
Have you tried to donate them to any homeless shelters?
>>61821738
shit taste
>>61826877
新琉球
>>61826877
maid dispenser
>>61826482
You are eating another? Aren't you gonna get fat from all those cakes you been eating?
it's time to stop
>>61826993
Cause they got juanas to do their jobs for them at kikebook spamming shit.
Also DMCI did nothing wrong with Torre de Manila
>>61827046
I told you we can't keep them long even in fridge. Homeless people get food from church or other public institutions.
It's difficult to donate just 3 or 4 cakes everyday in the first place.
>>61827144
It's a cake I ate 4 days ago. I can't eat them everyday ofcause.
>>61826877
>Implying we wouldn't be each our own republic
>>61827195
That tower is a reason to separate
So shameful
>>61827252
Welp, guess I wasn't there for that discussion.
On an unrelated note, Yandere Shigure invokes all the wrong emotions in me. Thinga like love and "I must protect her" rather than "check her into a mental institution".
>>61826913
If you give me a chance, I'll prove it to you.
That's a waste isn't it? Couldn't you make less of it?
>>61827479
Good for you teitoku
>>61827616
I know but better than short supply if we think about customers.
I I'm not naive girl like you think. I don't beleive you.
>>61827782
Very well, I'll wait if I must.
>/aseans/ are full of waiting cuck
>>61822904
Your country was already shit, he's there to save the country.
>>61827919
wait for what?
>>61828875
Stop teasing me.
>>61828037
What are you waiting for?
>>61826585
>>61826602
How long until the CIA removes him from office?
Note that they won't kill him because they won't make him a martyr.
>>61829214
>WW3
>Alien invasion
>Zombie outbreak
One of those
>>61829293
Is that arranged by order of plausibility?
>selamat hari raya
>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping holiday is for me.
isa
>>61827252
Of course you can't. You would become fat if you do silly
>tfw the media rekt Dudirty so hard he made his own TV channel and will waste taxpayer resources running it instead of just having balls to face all the major news networks
Havent played Dota in a while
What went wrong with Radiant?
Reddit faggots get out.
Go shitpost in /r/ philippines and never go back here.
>>61829519
>major network
>wont renew abscbn in 2020
>all my neighbors being dragged around the street for being druggies
>tfw they got shot because they thought they aren't gonna do it
>but they did
I am scared yet glad at the same time
No more druggies shitting up my lawn wanting to get high as fuck
>>61829519
I'm excited to see all the cringe pro propaganda it will show
Much like that eagle news channel full of INC shit mess
>>61830651
I can't believe they missed shooting you
So ineffective
Swedish tourist in Kuala Lumpur here. I need to figure out an efficient way to get to Singapore. I suppose busses and föights are my two options but it's not clear which is better or faster. Can you guys help me out and tell my what my best deal would me?
Thanks in advance!
>>61831069
get the cheapest flight
>>61831069
take the train at least you can sight see, it only takes 9 hrs :)
>>61831164
But there is a certain charm with land transportation. You get to see the countryside and it's very relaxing. I would very much like to travel in the morning.
>>61829519
there's a Roman saying. "Bread and Circus Games."
Give the people their food (bread) and entertainment (violent games of the coliseum.)
It's a warning of a breaking down of society by placating the masses to maintain power. Demagoguery.
>>61831249
9 hours? Some say 7 hours or even 5 hours. Gah why should this be so hard to figure out...
>>61831277
>when Binay had a copy of mein kampf
keke
>>61831301
it could be less than that, 9hrs is what google says
Do Southeast Asians find their own women as hideous as everyone else finds them?
Or are they blind to how disgusting their women are?
>>61831577
they're consciously ignorant and in denial because it's all they have
philipines has its own language why do you guys refuse to speak it?
i have met many pinoys that only speak english and pretend they dont have native language
>>61827195
real estate anon is that u
when will u give me my free monies
>>61831252
That charm is getting old after the first 1-2 hr.
Train : $10-20 for 6-7 hrs
Airplane: $30 for 1 hr
>>61831577
I'm not, I go for halfies
>>61821306
That's right, and we only have pistol factories (which is only located at the inferior race Cebu) so high-powered weapons are not easily available at any part of the country.
>>61831633
one, our country's cultural entanglement with americans
two, we don't have sense of nationalism, just false sense of pride
three, we don't have much awareness of our history. philippines is about from magellan up to president duterte. nobody gives a fuck about maguindanao, butuan, huangdoms, and sulu history
fourth, majority of the population is whitewashed
fifth, identity crisis
>>61831701
You can just be a trap and satisfy the starving males
>>61831577
>>61831607
I'm confused. Pic related is usually what you goys go for.
>>61831966
copped pic related filipina wife, immensely regrets it and is now posting ithis on asean as warning
I think Brits need to marry someone outside their country desu, the gene pool is too damn small. qts like Keira Knightly are far too few, all the brits that I have encountered that have married a non-native have produced qt children, which didn't make sense because they weren't good looking. Even the maid tier mail order brides will be capable of producing a qt child.
>>61831633
As a Japinoy, we don't have much reasons to speak or learn our native language except establishing pinoy indentities.
Also, many 1st generation parents don't teach their children their language caz they've hoped children ought to live in Japan as "normal" Japanese kids.
Language gap between 1sts and 2nds has become serious problem in here so some young people have begun learning tagalog or other pinoy language, lately.
>>61832198
>t. cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaf5_4pwhR4
>>61832223
being filipino and non tagalog/luzon is a criminal offense
>>61832198
>t. Jose Kowalski Wong
>>61831633
>refuse to speak it?
nigger, 4chan is a english imageboard. we speak english also so the other asean bitches can understand flip shit.
at home, work and outside, we speak filipino.
>>61832331
shelooks black blasian or something
>>61831633
this is why burgers hate you you refuse to assimilate
>>61832331
>>61832387
>we speak filipino
cebuANOs prefer talking in english than in tagalog
>>61831633
Because we want to separate and be each our own nations
>>61832198
The British heritage is dying.
>>61832574
separate from your parent's house first
>>61832543
So it will be easier for us to Nation build, having our own language is crucial for that if we were to become a republic on our own
i hate all of you
>>61832614
Its been 4yrs now since I have my own place
It actually feels securing knowing you have 2 to 3 houses that you can go home to
>>61832706
I love you
It's friday prostitution night
Bye guys.
>>61832749
much much for an hour?
>>61832659
hehe
>>61832718
Are you filthy rich or something?
>>61832659
y-you too! O// __ ///O
>>61832656
>>61832656
you should stop foreigners from banging literal 3 year old cebuano kids first or maybe try to lessen your hiv cases over there since it seems that visaya/ans is responsible for the whole hiv cases of this country
>tfw i will live with my parents forever
>tfw my kids will live with me forever
sometimes i wish i was westerner
i want to be more independent
>>61832981
>i want to be more independent
Just get a job and move out
>>61832981
And what makes you think you can't change that?
>>61833176
i have a very basic knowledge of most human functions
>>61833068
this also only solves about 33% of the problem
Have any of you ever lusted after yourselves?
I never realised I was so cute as a teenager. I'm not gay or anything, I've never been attracted to any man by myself. Like, I've grown older and worn away by life but then I look at pics of myself when I was younger and I'm so cute I want to fuck me so hard. I'm getting hard to the thought of pinning down a more innocent version of myself and having my way with me to defile myself to my level of depravity now. If I had a time machine this would be on the list.
Anyone else?
>>61833068
>Just get a job and move out
as if it's that easy
you have to worry about the expenses, having to feed yourself, washing your clothes, and taking care of your well-being overall. unless you're wealthy enough to sustain your independence, you should swallow your pride and admit that you won't be able to survive alone.
>>61833372
No one said its gonna be easy, but thats the easiest way to be independent
>>61833303
You're mentally ill. Seek help.
>>61833303
I imagine getting gangraped after an /asean/ meetup
>>61833372
Outside of the financial factor anyone should be able to take of themselves.
>>61833562
>>61833665
easier said than done
>>61833686
I was sent to study abroad alone for most of my life and if I can do it why can't you?
>>61833718
Why do you assume that because you could do something means everyone else could as well?
>>61833763
If most everyone in the western world could do it, why can't we? Are we inferior?
>>61833870
Why do you assume that everyone in the western world could do it? Are westerners a hivemind?
do you guys hgave a screencap of that german anon talking about pushing your poop in and ouut as a form of masturbation
>>61833903
It's quite common in the western hemisphere to move out of your family house and live alone hence >>61832981 mentions how he wish he was a westerner.
It's becoming common in some asian countries too, for example:
http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/more-singaporeans-living-alone-trend-seen-rising
I've no problems if you don't intend to in the first place but a few of the previous posters are saying they wanted to, all I'm saying is that it's not something you can't do.
>>61834071
>It's becoming common in some asian countries too
You mean it wasn't so common in indonesia til recently?
>>61834071
I used the opportunity of university to move out, living off of student loan
>>61834210
yes, some specific communities more than others
>watch ep 2 of CLANG CLANG Berserk
>show Farnese's boobs
>no nipples
JUST
>>61835555
Nice trips
Also how many episodes before horse
Malaysia Ke Arah Kuasa Besar Dunia
>>61820539
so if youre a foreigner in manila or cebu or what not, do you have to worry about floods all the time because Pillipino monkeys are too inferior to build a gutter?
>>61835889
next episode, but there are doubts about it because the company making it is saying that episode 3 will be an original story
>>61835555
You waited?
>>61836017
I waited two weeks and I get this piece of shit, I thought ep 2 would be better because there will be Farnese and horse dick
>>61836074
Maybe If you are patient, episode 3 would be better :3
What's up my niggas
>>61835555
is it any good? I need to start a new series
>>61836299
No, it's not but watch it anyway. Watch D-Gray Man too the old and the new
>>61836221
another week
>>61836510
I'll have to refresh my d.gray man befor I watch the sequel
does the superpowered stockings girl have long hair again?
>>61836615
Tell me about it when it comes out. I bet 5quid it would be a disappointment
>>61836679
No, her pony tails are dead forever
>>61836697
my expectations can't go lower
>>61836963
やめろ
Berserk episode 2 was alright desu
>>61832303
what is this t.(phrase) thing anyway?
>>61840733
>t. newfag
lurk moar faget
