>>61837282
>Be Canadian
>Wake up to a giant picture of a foreign monarch greeting me on the wall
>Swallow several bags of Kraft brand milk bags and eat my bowl of Poutine for breakfast
>Go outside to greet the bleak, frozen tundra surrounding me.
>Walk down my multi-ethnic ghetto that glorious leader Trudeau allowed to be created, given its own Canadian flare with Tim Hortons on every street corner
>Suddenly, a wild abo appears
>stabs me multiple times in the chest, leaves me to bleed out.
>Moose comes by and charges me, breaking all my bones.
>Rushed to the hospital and told I have to wait 10000 days for treatment
>Forced to sell my house and hitch a bus crossing the border to get treatment at 100,000$, plus tip in the U.S.
>Get shot by border guard on the way.
>Cry a single tear of utter joy as I finally pass out due to blood loss.

>>61837715
We don't have bagged milk in the west!

>>61837778
What purpose does bagged milk serve?

>>61837939
I have no idea, I've never seen it before in my life.

Nor have I seen a moose.

Our cops just drive around in dodge chargers or crown victorias, not on horses.

Which province you from? How cold is winter there?

>>61838019
British Columbia.

Sometimes it goes down to zero.
It snows about 2 days a year here, it's hell.

The only thing Canada has is very sexy men (except Trudeau)

>>61837939
to give us a semblance of culture

>>61838048
You on the coast? Don't they just get rain instead of snow?

>>61838017
You're missing out

t. seen a moose

>>61837939
easier to transport desu

when I moved west and they only had this carton and jug shit it was actually pretty inconvenient

>>61838070
Yeah.

I've seen snow about 15-20 times in my life.

I don't like it.

>>61838102
They should have a zoo here or something.

>>61838103
How do you even use bagged milk? Like cut a little hole and hope it doesn't spill everywhere?

t. never seen a bag of milk

Bagged milk costs less. You can shut it with clothespin or something.

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