>tfw white American
>tfw enjoying the same standard of living as the greatest European nations without the taxes
>tfw don't have to worry about being shot by police or blacks
It is a bretty gud feel to be quite honest with you family.
>be american
>go to the movies
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go to the movies
>get shot
>become a fireman
>get shot
>run a marathon
>get bombed
>go to downtown new york
>get plane'd
Uh huh you're a pure blood Nord with Germanic ancestors rights?
>63%
>>61801569
*right
>>61801569
>red beard
>blue eyes
Does it get any whiter??
>>61801934
>red beard
Subhuman
>>61801486
>be Finnish
>...
What do you guys even do besides pay too much for booze?
>>61802006
Stay alive
>>61802002
>filthy Finnish Mongolian trying to tell me whose subhuman
I bet you can't even grow a beard you baby dicked manlet.
>>61802006
occasionally travel to estonia to pay less for booze
Damn it feels good to be white
>>61801365
i love it
but it has its set backs
>>61802085
http://americablog.com/2013/01/ann-coulter-murder-america-belgium.html
Educate yourself
>>61802135
>he has to go on a 4 hour round trip by boat just to buy booze
LMAO feels good to be an American. I can buy beer and wine 24 hours a day and hard liquor until midnight every single day (even on Christmas).
>Finnish """""memelords""""" BTFO by an American
Sad day in meme land lads
>>61802340
>his country has dry counties
>>61803293
funny enough the Jack Daniel's distillery is in a dry county
>>61803293
Dry counties have the best moonshine desu. They keep the laws in place to protect the traditional moonshine distilleries that would go out of business if liquor stores opened.
>>61802802
Calm the fuck down, ginger.
>>61807830
Stay mad on your daily booze cruise
>>61801365
>implying white people aren't being shot too
you just accept it so nobody says anything
>>61801934
>Does it get any whiter?
yes, you can let a black bull inside your wife.
>>61801486
You forgot:
>Get shot, go to hospital, get dumped in parking lot because no money to pay for ambulance fees, medication and treatment. Dies. Then no money to pay for compulsory funeral undertaker services and 5000 USD coffin.
>"white" American
>1/16 Cherokee and 1/8 Nigerian slave
>>61801934
you kind of look like my buddy but he is a portunigger
>>61811669
Well they're ~3% SSA too thanks to breeding with colonials they imported, so not much of a coincidence
>>61811615
Well a lot of us do have some indigenous savage blood mixed in, moistly thanks to the French fucking anything that moves everywhere they went, but not many of us have African mixed in there.
Our blacks on the other hand have an average of about 20% European in them. We don't get any "thank you" though, even though it bumped them up quite a bit above African retardation levels.
>>61801365
>Tfw alcoholic dadbod
>>61811756
You're about to discover a whole new world of breeding, Hans.
>>61801569
Dark brown eyes and medium brown hair
I'm frog and hand gestures (x1000)
we are all going to die in the race war
>>61819133
This is why the world hates us.
>>61819254
Alarmist dickhead. The KKK will save us.
>American banter
Goddamn you people are hilarious to watch
>>61819288
but my father is catholic (Northern French and Irish not spic or Italian though)
>>61819356
Tell me about Swedish banter again?
>>61819356
SWEDEN YES
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>>61819356
Glad to be of service, Sven
