>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'how is everyone'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of German accents bellow up at exactly the same time
>'HEY A FUCKING BRIT HAHA! HOW IZ YOUR BREXIT?'
>they all start making jokes, making it impossible to communicate with them at once
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like 'that guys shooting was as accurate as predictions that Britains economy would collapse without the EU'
>they don't even try to win, just follow me around making unfunny kraut jokes
>end up getting stressed and quitting the game
>tfw I didn't vote
>tfw they fucking ruining my life, vidya is all I have
Its been the same every time I've tried to play a fucking game with Europeans. I tried playing Team Fortress 2 with my Irish friends but they just joked about, they all chose to play as Engineers then spent the entire time running to the edge of the map shouting shit like 'Fuck being an Engineer in this economy, I'm moving to Dublin with my skills'
fuck europeans. Can't even play vidya anymore. fuck you
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'how is everyone'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of male voices bellow up at exactly the same time
>'HEY A A GIRL, IS THAT REALLY A GIRL?'
>they all start making advances on me, making it impossible to communicate with them at once
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like 'that guy was hacking, don't worry'
>they don't even try to win, just follow me around trying to keep me alive
>end up getting stressed and quitting the game
>tfw I didn't choose this gender
>tfw they fucking ruining my life, vidya is all I have
>>61767532
>I didn't vote
You deserve whatever you get, I hope you get heckled so bad you can never play MP again.
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'e ai pessoal'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of American accents bellow up at exactly the same time
>'HEY A FUCKING BR HAHA! MONKEY WANT BANANA?'
>they all start making jokes, making it impossible to communicate with them at once
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like 'that guys shooting was as accurate as predictions that Brazil's economy would collapse with Dilma'
>they don't even try to win, just follow me around making unfunny burger jokes
>end up getting stressed and quitting the game
>tfw I didn't vote
>tfw they fucking ruining my life, vidya is all I have
Its been the same every time I've tried to play a fucking game with Americans. I tried playing Team Fortress 2 with my Chilean friends but they just joked about, they all chose to play as Engineers then spent the entire time running to the edge of the map shouting shit like 'Fuck being an Engineer in this continent, I'm moving to Germany with my skills'
fuck americans. Can't even play vidya anymore. fuck you
>>61767532
It's okay mate. You can always join my Steam group. It'll make you feel better.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/EasterSundaySpecialSteamPage
>playing videogames
>being a manchild
lmaoooo
>>61767532
it took you a while to realise that krauts are evil
fuck off you pricks
>>61767532
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'how is everyone'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of American accents bellow up at exactly the same time
>"HEY A GREEK LMAO, PAY DENBTS? XD"
>they all start making debt jokes, making it impossible to communicate with them at once
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like "your KDA is going as downhill as your economy lol"
>they don't even try to win, just follow me around making unfunny american jokes
>end up getting stressed and quitting the game
>tfw I pay debts
>tfw they fucking ruining my life, vidya is all I have
>>61767532
should've voted m8
>>61768307
Try to sound american you retarded faggot
>>61767532
>>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like 'that guys shooting was as accurate as predictions that Britains economy would collapse without the EU'
>>61767532
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'how is everyone'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of English voices bellow up at exactly the same time
>'HEY A FUCKING SPANIARD HAHA! HOW IZ YOUR SHITHOLE MOOR? I'M GUNNA FUK YUR GIRLS WHEN I COME TO MAIORCA'
>they all start making jokes, making it impossible to communicate with them at once
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like 't. Alberto Barbosa' and 'Build wall, European Mexican'
>they don't even try to win, just follow me around making unfunny brit jokes
>end up getting stressed and quitting the game
>tfw I didn't choose where I was born
>tfw they fucking ruining my life, vidya is all I have
>>61768470
I'm not a parrot to imitate accents faggot
>>61767532
>they all chose to play as Engineers then spent the entire time running to the edge of the map shouting shit like 'Fuck being an Engineer in this economy, I'm moving to Dublin with my skills'
hahah, that's pretty fucking funny
>>61768594
no it isn't
>>61767532
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'bonsoir tout le monde'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of english speakers bellow up
>'Hey man, speak english please'
>they all start speaking english, making it impossible to communicate with them at all
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff in english
>they don't even try to win, just follow me around trying to speak french, but they cannot
>end up getting upset and quitting the game
>tfw they couldn't speak french
>tfw they didn't try hard enough
>>61768628
At least they weren't taking medic and joking about the NHS crisis.
>you will never be an English Lord made rich by the Empire at its height, dying peacefully on your estate and surrounded by your family, secure in the knowledge that England shall forever rule
>instead you will die in a post-multiculti shithole knowing that every day your people and culture draw closer to extinction
How do I cope with this feel?
>>61768628
>Dublin
It's true tho.
>>61768648
Qu'est-ce que c'est ce merder?
>>61767532
>Playing non-MMO's with random people
Literally why? You're setting yourself up for disappointment
>>61768781
Eh oui, il y a des gens EN 2016 qui ne PARLENT PAS FRANÇAIS
Qui l'eut cru ?
>>61768749
You don't, because your proxy is American.
>>61767532
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'how is everyone'
>Suddenly a fucking bunch of normal accents bellow up at exactly the same time
>"I'm doing fine, you?
>they all start chatting and making the game a bit more fun.
>Everytime I get killed by an enemy they say stuff like 'Aww, shit. Hurry back.'
>they don't even try to win, everyone just shits around and has fun
>end up winning and laughing with new friends
>tfw I has having a bad day
>tfw I have new friends to chill with in chat
Damn it's good to be American.
>>61768721
>NHS crisis.
Didn't you hear? It's getting an extra 350 Trillion a week in funding and an unlimited supply of Indian and commonwealth doctors.
>>61768910
>>61768648
>>61769112
Très représentatif, merci l'ami.
>>61769112
French lost Pierre
there's a reason the pic is in English
>>61767532
mute it
>with my skills
its time to grow out of voice chatting or online games
>>61769204
Celui qui a crée cette image a sûrement eut recours à un traducteur, par souci de compréhension pour ceux qui ne parlent pas français.
>>61769204
>French lost Pierre
So did Iceland last sunday
>>61769204
We lost to America?
>>61769262
funny thing is you know I can't understand this shit because nobody but Frenchies and a handful of other increasingly irrelevant colonies speak it
>>61769358
Tu peux utiliser google traduction pour être honnête.
>join a lobby on any game
>get immediate respect due to superior aryan esportsmen dominating the gaming scene
>"Oh man a Swede, now we are definitely gonna win!"
>any cellarmale spouting false lies about my glorious nation is quickly banned from the server
>always getting complimented by the end of the match for my performance
lajvs great desu phams
>Join a lobby on a popular FPS- Won't even mention a name, it doesn't matter
>Say into the mic 'how is everyone'
>They all respond that they're having a good day
>Wish me luck
>They're extra nice to me because they know I'm Canadian
>>61767532
harsh, fyck germany
