ROLLING OUT OF THE MAYFLOWER, 1642
GOT MY MUSKET AND GOD'S BLESSING BUT NO KMOTHERFUCKING FOOD
TRIP MY HONKEY ASS ONTO CAPE COD
"THIS PLACE IS SHIT DUDE" I MUMBLED UNDER MY BREATH
SO WE HAUL ASS FURTHER TO A PLACE WE CALL PLYMOUTH
THROW SOME STICKS ON THE GROUND AND CALL IT GOOD
RED PEOPLE COME OUT OF THE WOODS CAUSE WE IN THEIR HOOD
"YO FAGGOT WANT SOME MAIZE, GIMME A GUN AND SOME SPICES AND WE'LL CALL IT A DAY"
THE INDIAN LEADER DON'T TRUST US BUT OUR CONNECTION SAY
"THESE WHITE BOYS BE COOL, THEY WILL TOTALLY INTEGRATE"
[WILL CONTINUE]
FAST FORWARD A COUPLE YEARS TO SCENE IN BOSTON
CHUCKING BRIT TEA OVER BY THE CART TON
WE DON'T PAY TAXES SO THE KING CAN FIGHT OTHER NATIONS
WE DON'T WANT TAXES WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
BRITS AIN'T HAPPY SO THEY STAND US DOWN
OPEN FIRE ON SOME CIVILIANS IN A CROWD
IT'S TIME TO BREAK OFF BIG BENJ CRIES
IT'S TIME FOR THESE RED COAT LOBSTERS TO DIE
WE SEND THE WORD OUT FROM PHILLY TO DOWNING AND 10
YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE BRITS I'LL COUNT DOWN FROM TEN
CONSIDER THIS A BREXIT OF UNPRECEDENTED PROPORTIONS
AN UNDERDOG SICK OF YOUR BRUTE FORCE AND EXTORTIONS
IT'S TIME FOR WAR AND THE LINES ARE DRAWN
PAUL REVERE CRIES OUT IN THE BREAK OF DAWN
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING" HE BREAKS HIS CHORDS
MINUTEMEN LOAD UP AND MEET EM AT LEX AND CONCORD
FIRST SHOTS OFF AND WE MAKE IT CLEAR
THAT WE WILL NOT GIVE UP, AND MAKE OUR STAND HERE
THE WAR IS TOUGH AND WE SUFFER GREAT LOSSES
BUT WEAR EM OUT AND STAY TRUE TO THE CAUSES
A NEW NATION BORN WITH NO CLEAR INTENTIONS
STATES FIGHTING FOR CONTROL, POWER IN SIZE AND POPULATIONS
WHAT ABOUT BLACKS
WHAT ABOUT RULES
WHAT ABOUT GUNS
WHAT ABOUT DUELS
WE BREAKDOWN THE CONFEDERACY (OF ARTICLES, NO SPOILERS!)
AND ERECT A CONSTITUTION OF AMENDEMENTS, NO ROYAL TURDS
THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT CHAOS REARS ITS HEAD
SEEKING TO TEAR US APART AND PUT US BACK IN THE KING'S KEK SHED
BARBARY PIRATES OFF OUR SHORE
WHISKEY REBELLIONS WITH THE POOR
WASHINGTON TAKES CHARGE AND SHOWS EM ALL
WHAT A HARD MOTHERFUCKER CAN DO TO LAY DOWN THIS NEW AMERICAN RULE OF LAW
MARCHING OUT ON THE FRONTIER WITH LEO DI CAP
DYING FROM NATIVES AND THE CLAP
BLAZING NEW TRAILS AND MAKING SHITTY LAND DEALS, YEAH
MOVING ONTO GREAT LANDS LIKE INDIANA
NAPOLEON'S AT WAR, TAKING DOWN ALL
BUT HIS CASH IS LOW, SO HE GIVES US A CALL
SELLS US A HUGE ASS CHUNK OF LAND
BUT NOW WE SEE HANDED DOWN FROM GOD'S HANDS
THE ROOTS OF MANIFEST DESTINY TO CLAIM ALL THIS LAND
AYO!
HOLD UP LADS!
SO YOU BE SAYING?
WE BRITS WANT THIS LAND AGAIN,
AND WE DON'T PLAN ON PAYING?
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ROUND 2 WITH THESE COCKY BRITS
CALLING IN THESE CANUCK FUCKS TO GIVE US MORE SHIT
THROUGH A WHITE HOUSE LOST AND A FAILED CANADIAN INVASION
WE FUCKED THEM UP IN NEW ORLEANS TO MAKE A STATEMENT
WE ARE NOT BACKING DOWN AND NOW IT'S CLEAR
WHERE WE PLAN TO GO FROM HERE
MONROE OPENS WORD '23 AND TELLS THEM WHAT'S GOING ON
TELLS ALL EURO BITCHES TO SUCK HIS BIG LONG SCHLONG
THE AMERICAS BELONG TO AMERICA HE CLEARLY PROFESSES
ALL WHO TRIFLE WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN A FUNERAL PROCESSION
Cringe
AS I'M SHITTING FROM DYSENTARY AND PUKING FROM SNAKEBITE
BLEEDING FROM EXHAUSTION, DROWNING IN A RIVER, AND READY TO DIE
I FINALLY MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE OREGON TRAIL
I FALL TO MY KNEES AND AT IT TO GREAT AMERICAN TALES
BUT AS I LOOK DOWN TO THE SOUTH
I SEE A CRAZY SPITFIRE HAVING IT OUT
WITH MEXICO AND SPAIN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO BREAK IT OFF
AS A NEW NATION OF TEXAS, TO BE HIS OWN BOSS
WE STEP IN AND GO HEAD TO HEAD
FIGHTING UNDER THE SOUTHWEST'S SUN RAYS OF DEATH
THE NATION SEEMS COMPLETE BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT
THE SOUTH LOOKS ANGRY, HE'S SPOILING FOR A FIGHT
ONE STATE TWO STATE THREE STATE FOUR
YOUR REBELS, HE'S REBELS, NO REBELS, NONE!
TORN IN HALF BETWEEN BROTHER AND BROTHER, FATHER AND SON
WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE WITH INCREDIBLE FORCE
GOOD OL BOYS PUT UP A HELL OF A FIGHT
KICKING OUR ASS IN THE FIRST HALF, IT'S ALMOST GOOD NIGHT
BUT WE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND HAMMER DOWN
SPLIT OPEN THE CSA LIKE A RABBIT IN WATERSHIP DOWN
LINCOLN GETS SHOT AND THE NATION'S STRUGGLING TO BE STRONG
RECONSTRUCTION MAKES THE PAIN PROLONGED
WE COLLECT THE SHAMBLES AND LOOKED TO RIGHT OUR WRONGS
LITTLE DID WE KNOW WHERE WE WERE HEADED IN THE NEW DAWN
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>>61654301
FIRST IT STARTED WITH A FEW GIMMICKS, NOTHING BIG THE WORLD AGREED
THEN THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION HIT US WITH UNBELIEVABLE SPEED
INDUSTRY SPRUNG UP NATION WIDE
LITTLE REGULATION STOPPED THE MONOPOLISTIC FRATRICIDE
ROCKEFELLERS, CARNEGIES, VANDERBILTS OH MY
WESTERN WEALTH CLIMBED AS LITTLE KIDS LOST THEIR EYES
FOCUSED ON OURSELVES IS WHAT WE BECAME
LITTLE DID WE EXPECT EUROPE TO GO UP IN FLAMES
WHO THE FUCK GOT SHOT?
WE DON'T KNOW!
WHAT'S AUSTRIA HUNGARY?
WE DON'T KNOW!
ALL WE HEAR IS EUROPEANS RIPPING EACH OTHER APART
NATIONALISTIC FEVER FUELING HATRED AND WAR'S BLACK DARK HEART
OUR BOYS FOUGHT A LITTLE NEAR THE END BUT IT WAS ENOUGH
TO MAKE US AGREE "FUCK IT ALL" AND SHUT DOWN AND CLOSE UP
EVERYTHING WAS COOL IN THE 20S AND PRETTY SHITTY A DECADE ON
AT LEAST WE WERE GLAD WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER WAR ON EUROPE'S LAWN
boo you suck
>>61654678
should I finish or just go and listen to my mormon's choir playlist of american patriotic tunes
>>61654736
Is this from something?
Please go to a doctor if this is OC.
>>61655324
fuck yeah it's original man. I typed it all out cause I'm just that good at rhyming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWJI0oA7fLM
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