west slavs are best slavs
all other slavs are shit slavs
>>61627727
Daily reminder Russians arent europeans and slavs.
>>61627727
>all other slavs are shit slavs
Ukrainians are pretty chill tho
>>61627727
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Slovenes and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Slovenes, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Slovenes for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Slovene group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Slovenes, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Slovenes are no part of it. Slovenes are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Slovenes, but basically it's Slavs with Slovenes added. All the so called "Kajkavian Slavs" are really Slovenes.
>>61627727
Your languages sound stilted, tho it was foreigners speaking a bad imitation of Slavic, which is reinforced by your use of haram letters such as w, y, ch, ie.
Even though we share our linguistic subgroup with a bunch of Turks who've forgotten how to use consonant clusters and literally use a Turkish or Persian word in every other sentence they utter, even their languages seem more Slavic than yours. West Slavs like the descendants of German colonists who learned to speak a crude Slav-based patois after displacing the natives.
wends
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>>61631207
how are your goats, janez?
>>61631207
jeez bro..calm down
>>61631305
nigga you say ja instead of da
that's some intense germanic shit if you ask me
>>61630940
>Poles claiming Polabians as a part of their nation
Whatever they were, I'm sure their language wasn't as ugly as Polish.
>West Slavs
You mean Wends?
>>61631432
and you say sevap instaed of hvala
that's some intense Bedouin shit if you mash my allah
>>61631527
but Croats say hvala
>>61631441
>implying
top jej
>>61631589
They also say fala because it's easier to pronounce lolcroats
>>61631589
don't mind him
he is buttdevastated because they are a dying with bosnians and serbs making 20% of their already small populace
>>61631684
*dying breed
>>61631207
>>61631305
>>61631441
>>61631527
>>61631665
>>61631684
The difference between Slovene and Croatian is, that, despite most words having the same roots, the Slovene variant will be the ancient, hypercorrect one as pulled straight from Perun's mouth in a moment frozen in time in 600AD, while the Croat variant will normally have one synonym for the word taken from every Muslim language imaginable, and a less used Slavic original, which is however completely malformed and twisted for easier pronunciation by Illyrian tribesmen (see: sve, sada, svuda, kao, etc.).
>>61631815
*upvoted*
>>61631815
kurwa mašč
>>61631894
that's because you were basicly speaking german until the 19th century when the illyrian movement started and they started digging up old words
>>61632031
>š
>ś
wew lad
>>61632071
Soft consonants are for čefurji. You aren't a čefur, are you?
>>61632034
Awww shit, someone's mirin' our famous unbroken literary tradition stretching back to the mothafuckin 10th century y'all!!
>>61632034
Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem po grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Očenәš zmolәš.
>>61630940
>daleko na zachod
hohoho
>>61627727
West "slavs" are "slaves" to the west.
>>61631441
>Poles claiming Polabians as a part of their nation
Because they were?
>>61631441
At that time all Lechites spoke one same language which was similar to old Polish
>>61631499
fixed
>>61631499
>Wends
you mean guys we launched a crusade against?
>>61636662
nice
>>61636755
No, us.
>>61636912
We are not related to the Wends you dumb fucking autist I can't believe you are retarded enough to take /int/ wend meme seriously.
FREE LUSATIA WHEN!?!?
>>61636596
Nôße Wader,ta toy giß wa Nebisgáy,
Sjungta woarda tügí Geima,
tia Rîk komma,tia Willia ſchinyôt,
kok wa Nebisgáy,tôk kak no Sime,
Nôßi wißedanneisna Stgeiba doy nâm dâns,
un wittedoy nâm nôße Ggrêch,
kak moy wittedoyime nôßem Grêsmarim,
Ni bringoy nôs ka Warſikónye,
tay löſoáy nôs wit wißókak Chaudak.
Amen.
It seems almost South Slavic in parts >nebisgay - nebesa
>tia Willia uchinyot - učini se tvoja volja
>kok wa Nebisgáy,tôk kak no Sime - kakor v nebesih, tako na zemlji
>Nôßi wißedanneisna Stgeiba doy nâm dâns - danes nam daj našega vsakdanjega kruha
>un wittedoy nâm nôße Ggrêch -in odpusti nam naše grehe
>kak moy wittedoyime nôßem Grêsmarim - kakor mi odpuščamo našim dolžnikom
This 18th century Polabian doesn't seem very Polish to me.
>>61637054
We are, you are brainwashed by russians
>>61637054
>We are not related to the Wends
Stop embarassing yourself and learn history, fucktard. Wenden is old german synonymous for West Slavs and yes, we are related to them as hell.
>>61637450
>we are not Slavs we are Wends xD
>yet Wend is just a name for Slav
futher proof that Poles are idiots
>>61637230
>This 18th century Polabian doesn't seem very Polish to me
Because it's from 18 century, retard! What you posted is the last (very heavily influenced by german) stage of that language just before it got extinct. I was talking about pre 10th century times when all Lechites spoke common language.
>>61637679
Where did i say that we are not Slavs, you fuckin idiot?
>>61631311
extinct
>>61632958
What's with all the schwas in this pasta?
>>61637788
>look u guys, there are archaic elements in Polabian that tie it to the equally conservative Slovenian and Serbocroatian!
>no, that German blyat, Polszka stronk!
Poles on /int/: a showcase of the sad, shocking truth.
>>61627727
There are still like 500.000 Sorbs.
I always wonder how they could survive through Hitler and GDR and still be Sorbs.
>>61637972
Real Slavic languages make heavy use of the schwa, and Upper Carniolan is the realest.
>>61637972
Learn Upper Carniolan to find out, brәt.
>>61638030
I always wonder how Germans survived through their collective suicide in WW1 and WW2.
>>61638037
Yeah, but they aren't part of your alphabet, are they?
>>61638155
>Race purity of the Nazis
>Cultural indoctrination of the GDR
>Sorbs still Sorbs, still speak Sorbian
Just fucking how?
>collective suicide in WW1 and WW2.
Germans are the Herrenmensch, don't forget this detail.
>>61638157
No, but they are indispensable to pronouncing our many vowel-less words.
What he wrote is just a phonetic representation of one of our many dialects, albeit the noblest and greatest of them all, because you just can't beat Upper Carniolan when it comes to Slavic.
>>61638281
The Netherlands is the center of western culture. We shape the culture of the world to positive effect.
Germany is the center of the destruction of western culture. You destroy humanity.
>>61638402
We do consequent humanity no matter what.
Don't teach us such shit of you don't want us to go to the very last with it.
>>61638281
>Just fucking how?
They're like Poles, unremovable.
>>61638476
>Netherlands as the Salian franks form the Frankish empire, which falls apart into the HRE / France
>Netherlands gives England it's glorious revolution starting it's golden age
>The Netherlands uplifts Japan and South Africa (which is an impossible task)
>founds New York
>set the example for the French and American revolution
>Germany spends it's time infighting in small kingdoms
>destroys west europe in WW1
>destroys europe and force decolonisation in WW2
>two Germanies try to destroy each other in the cold war
>then tries to destroy the EU by flooding it with anti-western migrants
>>61638287
I see. So you're saying that Upper Carniolan is to Slavic languages what Eastphalian is to Germanic languages?
All slavs are shit humans
>>61638729
>tries to break French/English Domination over the world in WW1 and becomes the boo man and gets even harder hold down.
>makes a final war in ww2 in which consequence imperialism and political realism dies away in europe and allows for the longest period of peace ever
>has been indoctrinated with humanist leftist shit for already 71 years because le evil nazi man
>now indoctrination kicks in and everyone complains how can Gemany be so cucky
>completly forgets the indoctrination of the people that was sooo important because le nazi is sooo evil
>gets butthurt mmmuuuh europe destroyers mmuuhhh germany is responsible for everything and has to everything because we are just their endlessly complaining waifu that never takes the lead herself but only bitches around while Germany goes into the pub to get drunken all night
>Future: Germany cheats on Netherland with russia on a depressed drunken day and Europe breaks appart
>>61638729
Thank god our love is unending.
I think it would be fair to say the Netherlands is the Jesus of Europe.
>>61639057
>Belgium
>>61639108
You can't chaet on us with Russia, because we own Russia.
They can't get their oil out of the ground without Shell.
And all Gazpron subsidiaries are located in the Netherlands.
In fact, Putins daughter lives in the Netherlands.
>>61639108
>we dindu nuffin
FUCK OFF
>>61639302
>Will UK take a lead role in Europe or just run away like the paki niggers they are
>protip: Brexit
:)
>>61639375
You mean
>Will the UK be forced to liberate Europe yet again by showing the rest of the European countries the way and cucking Germany yet again
Yeah fuck off you disgusting kraut
>>61639018
Indeed. Goethe came from Thuringia and Prešeren from Upper Carniola, not that you will often see the two mentioned in the same sentence...mmmaster.
>>61639459
Dude, Eastphalia and Thuringia were adjacent, but Goethe spoke a High German dialect. Eastphalian is Low German (Platt) and thus more closely related to English than to Standard German.
>>61639454
>Says the country that is in a political crisis because not even the Brexit dudes had any plan how to actually du it
Nigger tier
>>61639108
>makes a final war in ww2 in which consequence imperialism and political realism dies away in europe and allows for the longest period of peace ever
>Hey guys, we killled ~50 million people, but don't worry, it's for your own sake
>>61639108
I think Russia is going to cheat on Germany with us.
>>61639454
lol
fucking britshits
>>61639602
>>61639602
>Russia
>cares about money
Do you know their strategical long term plan?
They want to retake ther hegemony over Europe.
>>61639578
>m-muh plan!
The plan is we negotiate trade deals with other countries (which they are already lining up to do) and then leave, it's that simple.
>>61639704
>it's that simple.
Congo, is it you?
>>61627727
what about Lusatians? shit slavs too?
Have you missed your daddy, kurwas?
>>61639743
Fuck off shill, remember this post in about 2 years.
>>61639589
>we
>not included stalinist build up
>not included ally bombings
A war is a war. Sorry for the jews when you miss them that much kek.
>>61639552
Poast some Eastphalian then, cause I have no idea and I'm sure no other /int/ern has either.
>>61639677
We're the best European allies in Europe of Germany, Russia, England, USA (after the UK) and everyone that matters.
It's all the same shit to us.
>>61639748
Lusatians are Wends too
>>61639784
>in two years
>unified Ireland
>Independent Scotland
>Civil war in Wales
>r-re"meme"ber
>>61639856
And you will remain there allies by just going with the change.
>>61638002
>no, that German blyat, Polszka stronk!
Kek wtf are you babbling about, shittard? You said that 18th century Polabian is not very similar to modern Polish which is true because as I said it was heavily influenced by German. Nonetheless around 10th cent Old Polabian and Old Polish were literally dialects of the same language.
>look u guys, there are archaic elements in Polabian that tie it to the equally conservative Slovenian and Serbocroatian!
Polabian has nothing to do with South Slavic languages. It is closest to Polish and Kashubian and make distinct subgroup with them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lechitic_languages
BTW FYI it's common linguistic knowledge that it's the West Slavic (especially Lechitic) languages which are the most archaic and conservative of all Slavonic languages (logical since Poland is Slavic urheimat). On the other hand Slovene and Serbocroatian are not even real languages because they were basically (re)invented in 19th century and artificially archaised due to romantism. This is why they are not of much use in linguistics.
Stay butthurt.
>>61639902
Wends is shit or not?
>>61640084
>On the other hand Slovene and Serbocroatian are not even real languages because they were basically (re)invented in 19th century and artificially archaised due to romantism. This is why they are not of much use in linguistics.
t. ure headlore
>>61639856
If Hitler would just have conquered the Benelux / Austria and then stopped. Germany would have been a superpower by now.
>>61640203
>If Hitler would just have conquered the Benelux / Austria and then stopped
What was then?
Just living through the complete International embargo and starving out?
>>61639844
Didn't expect anything else. It is almost extinct. Only the closely related North Low Saxon is still widely recognized. Here's a sample:
>Nu jiwwt et nich mehr veele Maikäwers, awer wecke het dat Jiftspritzen öwwerlewet, un se sünd wedder da. Man kann se amds, wenn se munter sünd, flein seihn un hörn, un morjens, wenn se schlapet, kann man se von de Twieje schüddeln.“ Mien Opa sejjt, wie hei en Kind war, harre hei ümmer ne Zigarrenkiste, wo hei se inesparrt harre. Bläder warn drinne, dat de Diere freeten onn’n un Löcker in’n Deckel von de Kiste, dat se Luft kriet. De Opa hat sogar forr en Nahberskind, dat keine Kiste harre, siene Zigarrn ruut enohm’n dat dit Kind ook wat harre forr siene Maikäwers.
>>61640267
We're the second biggest agricultural exporter in the world.
At that time we also owned Indonesia, which is five times the size of Germany and filled with natural resources (which Germany gave to Japan!).
>>61637679
>>61637054
>>61637857
>>61637788
https://books.google.pl/books?id=jPdWAAAAMAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=Die+theilung+Polens+in+den+jahren+1773&hl=pl&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
^ strona XXIII
dalej bul dópcie polskie zwierzęta, nawet Prusacy nie mieli jaj zajebać nam dwie dynastie.
>>61640360
And how do you reach your colony?
Britain and France would have just blocked the Pathway.
They did this to Germany before WW1 and this was the main reason why Germany was so euphoric towards this war.
>>61640483
You would own all relevant ports into Europe. The British won't block that.
>>61640582
>British won't block that.
What to they gain from this?
Do they need continental Europe?
Don't forget there is a stronger and stronger becomming communist Russia to the east.
>>61631634
nearly every nation of this world once had an empire, get over it and be chill with others
nah fuck west """""""""'slavs"""""""""""
>>61640108
No, Wends are the masterrace
>>61637164
what is this?
>>61640735
get the fuck out back to asia, tatar subhuman
>>61640735
>being proud of being white trash
kek
>>61640787
future Polish voivodeship
>>61631634
What is the Lechina empire and why are we in it?
>>61640882
a meme.
see >>61640407
for real info
>>61627727
West Slavs are the only Slavs desu. Belarusskies and Ukranians are East Slavs to the core while Russians are some Tatar-Mordvin mix, and the Southern Slavs are proven to be a brown Turkic tribe.
>>61639954
nice list of things that wont happen
>>61640837
Du wirst unsere Woiwodschaft sein mein Freund. :^)
>>61640928
Wann sind Schlesien und Pommern endlich wieder deutsch? ;-)
>>61640921
can't wait for Russia to invade you
>>61640928
>>61640971
give back Vandal lands you aleman swarthy subhumans.
>>61640928
>>61640971
Zieben zieben I liu liu
>>61640280
pls rate the dialect of my ancestors ;_;
>>61640928
>>61640971
Ładnie zmemione moi bracia, teraz wracać do pracy :^)
>>61640925
Soon you'll both be the size of Belgium.
>>61639784
brexit is what fascism and rascism will get you, relax mate you can count your self lucky, it can cost you even more, you could be left in ruins,
>>61641157
>fascism
brexit is a return to democracy you delusional kraut. the EU is closer to fascism since it is inherently an authoritarian political union.
>hurr durr im a dumb kraut who doesnt know what fascism actually is but just throws it around like a buzzword because because of muh good goy programming i know anything bad ever is fascism
quicker the kraut gene descends into the annals of history the better
>>61640971
why are you not happy with the place you are living? if you want to have pommern back perhaps give poland back their eastern regions
or just be friendly and move there as long as it is EU you can have friends and live where you want
>>61641285
Relax bro, I was just memening, as clearly indicated by the mememoticon
>>61641257
i see from your post that you do not have any idea about what fascim is
>>a return to democracy
yeah but by what idea; xenophobia beliving britains are superior and that the UK should authoritarian
>>a return to democracy
(thats what Hitler would have said too, remember he was elected)
>>61641578
>m-muh xenophobia
no, how about the idea that british people should govern themselves and have the right to choose democratically who they do and dont want in their country?
fuck off you literal turbo cuckold.
>t-thats what hitler would have said!
nope. hitler openly shat on the concept of democracy in his speeches.
>>61641683
I saw Brexit people.
they believe weird stuff that is not even right.
Do you really think that you're free from EU regulation now?
Everything you export to the EU is still has to be done under this regulation. And every new regulation we do will have to accepted by you.
How naive. Just think that this naivity is what leads your country.
>>61641363
cool, i#m just getting super triggered by this whole lot of rasicm/fascism shit
its like nobody gets that this kinda shit is the most evil stuff of mankind.. nobody from this fucking nationalist pegida people is getting that the radical islam movement is far right, fascist themself and they are destroying their religion just like nazifascist destroid and maimed germay i mean it is just 3/4 size than before and what about the culture, nearly all songs in radio are english, what about movies art? everythink was destroyed barly a thing left, now and still most of the stuff is english to fill the gape. France is not like that ... Well sorry Polnish people din't want to disturb your treat
>>61641924
You can stop trolling now, Herbert.
>>61641683
why are you trying to mock me imitating baby-voice
rascism is what makes you a disobliging unrespectable prick
>>61641683
>>nope. hitler openly shat on the concept of democracy in his speeches.
you mean like trump?
also democracy was a new concept back than, one that was not working in weimar republic but you have no pretext
>>61641976
tell me what is wrong about that? hubert
its true rasism is a paradoxon destroing race and fascism is destroying culture
>>61632958
I'm from Bohinj and I find this hilarious.
