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>>61509427
お
つ
>>61509452
イスタ?
>>61509444
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Any of you guys like baseball?
Soon, lads...
Japs?
English teachers?
>>61509488
wwwwwwwwwww
>>61509427
乙
"Till touch down brings me round again "
what does this mean?
>>61509488
good post
>>61509523
I like munerin
>>61509523
I don't love baseball enough to follow his record, but I certainly appreciate hearing about it.
>>61509427
>>61509566
I think touchdown means like he's landing back on Earth. He's a rocket man, after all.
>>61509543
Best girl
>>61509566
Pleasure of being...?
>>61509523
>>61509614
ah I understand it now
Help me out here.
How do I use みたい for comparisons?
Give me an example and then I'll try one.
Post ichiro's fine plays↓↓↓
>>61509682
>comparisons
You mean simile?
>>61509705
Yes.
www.linguee.jp
4chanに日本語もオーケーで女の子もいるのほほんとしたスレってある?他の板よう知らんのよ
>>61509523
I never watched a baseball game.
Why is it interesting?
>>61509725
あなたの お尻 は モモ みたい ですね。
Your butt is like a peach.
>>61509739
お前は何を言ってるんだ
>>61509724
Guuchiku
>>61509739
/cgl/っては女の板と思う。
>>61509771
I don't know what's interesting about the game, but I enjoy watching their sexy big asses.
>>61509853
it's mainly a sport for women Japan?
>>61509790
forgot pic
>>61509739
ガルちゃんで英語のお勉強したほうがはるかに有意義だぜ
>>61509739
日本語もOKなのはこの日本語スレと/a/のDJTしかない
日本語スレでのほほんとしてればいいじゃん
>>61509851
ありがとう、見てきます( ^ω^ )ノシ
>>61509771
Trust me, Japanese baseball is actually interesting and entertaining, nothing like American baseball.
>>61509888
Is there actually a sport for women?
Except for figure skating.
>>61509739
>女の子もいる
www
Official all-time Japanese Major Leaguers power rankings presented by Suntory
1. Ichiban Suzuki
2. Hideo Nomo
3. Hideki Matsui
4. Yu Darvish
5. Masahiro Tanaka
6. Hisashi Iwakuma
7. Hiroki Kuroda
8. Koji Uehara
POWER GAP
90001. Kei Igawa
>>61509888
Hell no
Many boys play baseball and it's the most popular sports in Japan
>>61509937
Answer me this instead?
Why are you still here attention whoring with us?
>>61509940
>>61509739
死ねクソアマ
レスから頭の悪さにじみ出てるぞクソマンコ
>>61509940
Assuming you're not just trolling, what exactly do you mean by this. It is objectively a lower level than American baseball.
>>61509917
このスレ正直つまらん奴おおいし、
なによりも加齢臭キツいから
しかたないのでは
>>61509989
So no one's talking about Matsuzaka anymore.
>>61510009
7回になると避難したくなる
風船が落ちてくるから
>>61509989
Based Koji
>>61510003
Why the fuck does anyone post in this shit hole?
>>61510080
Let's talk again when you are actually ready to make friends. (^O^)/ﾊﾞｲﾊﾞｰｲ
>>61510059
Matsuzaka is out of the major leagues and is generally remembered negatively. Which is kind of unfair. He did have to very good seasons with the Red Sox and helped them win a World Series. It's just that he was paid so much and did no succeed as he should have.
Has anyone itt been to Sweden Hills?
Thursday noon's alright (for shitposting)
>>61510112
Then just leave here
I think you are good at it
>>61510003
蛆虫にかまうな
>>61510135
And he gained too much weight.
No one loves fatties.
Even Americans hate them.
>>61510034
In Japanese baseball it feels like the players and the fans are just more into it. It's also presented with more effort.
Nobody cares about baseball in America anymore. And the games have become less exciting as a result.
>>61509990
cool to know.
今一番有名な選手とチームはだれ?
>>61510194
大谷翔平
時速163kmの豪速球を投げるピッチャー
>>61510166
承知しました
>>61510194
>有名な選手とチーム
チームは12しかないので有名とかあんまり関係ない
好きな選手は能見
>>61510194
>チーム
オリックス バファローズ
>選手
多田野数人
>>61510183
>In Japanese baseball it feels like the players and the fans are just more into it. It's also presented with more effort.
The Major Leagues are at a higher level than the Japanese leagues. Clearly the players are "into it." The fans are definitely more genki. But I don't know if that's a reason to actually like Japanese baseball more. Like it for what's on the field.
>Nobody cares about baseball in America anymore.
I think that's absolutely a meme, and I have no idea where it comes from. Baseball's popularity at least from a spectator standpoint is as high as it's ever been since the golden age. With injury scares starting to mount with parents about football you might see more kids return to baseball too.
>>61510268
バッファローベルちゃんかわいいよな
>>61510035
確かにこのスレには殺伐としたやつが多い
ちょっと気に障ったら危ない発言する奴とかな
少なくとものはほんとは出来ん
>>61510183
Games are too long.
Baseball games are longer than ever. Here's why. https://youtu.be/RlSEE0a7xY8
>>61510285
Triggerd
Is the whole point of this thread to bore people into a irreversible coma?
>>61510322
W-why anon?
>>61510298
去年の夏が酷かった
12時間ぐらいずっと駐在して荒らし続けるオランダと日本人(White Knight)がいた
あいつらはいつ寝てるんだと不思議がられていた
アメリカ国内で完結してるリーグなのにワールド・シリーズとかいっちゃうのはどうなんだろ
>>61510360
>tiny Thailand guy
>more alpha than anyone
jej
>>61510268
>オリックス バファローズ
凄い。本当にアメリカのようだ
>>61510323
Funny, that's what I thought ur mum was trying to do to me last night. Never again, m8.
>>61510407
For fucks sake, seppo, I thought better of you
He's not Thai
Your Song is boring
Why is it Elton John's most famous song? it sucks
>>61510407
He is Brits in thailand
He LEAVE his country wwwwww
>>61510425
日本にはバッファローいないんだけどw
>>61510448
I agree, she's a shit lay
Right to work
>>61510465
お前それを言ったら中日どうなるんだよ
>>61510465
本物のベイスターズもいない。
Really makes you think.
>>61510465
日本人は心の中でカウボーイだ
>>61510407
He's a "Brit" using proxy.
He says he's a "Brit".
But he uses American English.
I think he only says lies ever.
>>61510485
働く権利?
>>61510488
架空の動物はアリだろう
そういえば虎も住んでなかったなw
>>61510534
Yeah. Like those in Brokeback Mountain.
>>61510541
>he uses American English.
Proofs?
>>61510563
放棄します
>>61510035
若い人はまともなんだけどね
30代以上が自己中多い
何のためにここに来てるんだろう
>>61510571
動物園に行けばいる
自前ではないがちゃんとこの世に存在する
しかしドラゴンはどうしたもんかいの
つかなんでマスコットはコアラなんだよ
うわあああああああああぁぁぁあぁああぁq
>>61510379
そう言えば実体験でリアルに危ない奴がいたな
そいつは共産崇拝者で典型的な喪男だった
女不信に加えて秋葉原みたいな事件起こそうと思ったことがあると発言して周囲をドン引きさせてた
きっといろいろこじらせてたんだろうな
正直あまり関わりたくなかった
How many of you are English teachers staying in Japan?
How did you get the job?
Was it difficult?
I want to do this in the future. Any advice?
>>61510563
内定とは働く権利を与えるということです
タイbanされた?
>>61510465
動物園に行けば、まあ、いる
12球団の名前
東京ヤクルトスワローズ (Tokyo Yakult Swallows)
読売ジャイアンツ (Yomiuri Giants)
阪神タイガース (Hanshin Tigers)
広島東洋カープ (Hiroshima Toyo Carp)
中日ドラゴンズ (Chunichi Dragons)
横浜DeNAベイスターズ (YOKOHAMA DeNA BAYSTARS)
福岡ソフトバンクホークス (Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks)
北海道日本ハムファイターズ (Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters)
千葉ロッテマリーンズ (Chiba Lotte Marines)
埼玉西武ライオンズ (Saitama Seibu Lions)
オリックス・バファローズ (ORIX Buffaloes)
東北楽天ゴールデンイーグルス (Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles)
>>61510620
liar
>>61510622
>実体験
直接接点があったのか?
>>61510635
巨人もいねえよ
>>61510629
>>61510541
そういえばイギリスが「お前の英語はおかしい」って言ってた
>>61510635
カープくらいしかいないな
昔は大洋ホエールズなんてのもあったけど
>>61510635
>ゴールデンイーグルス
意味わからんw
>カープ
コイキングみたいで弱そうw
>>61510685
嘘やツバメいるだろ
>>61510596
35才過ぎてloserだと
コンプレックスとルサンチマンで尖ったナイフみたいになるで(経験者談)
でもリアルじゃ無視されるか馬鹿にされるかだから
ネットの匿名空間で少しでも自尊心を満たそうとするんやで
>>61510652
バイト先にいた
その話聞いた時は怖かった
何しろそいつ、凶器を買ったとこまでいったと言ったから
>>61510694
ギャラドス>>>コイキング
つまり……
ドラゴンズ>>>カープ?
>>61510708
せやな
特にゆとり世代は打たれ弱いから、おっさんたちの良いサンドバッグになるんやで
>>61510620
why did you move to thailand?
>>61510676
legend
>>61510670
Any one who's over 180cm is a giant for me.
>>61510708
なぜloserのまま35歳を過ぎてしまったの?
生まれは田舎?学歴は?
Why do Brits say "herbs" but don't say "heir"
It is so confusing.
I don't know how to pronounce the words because everyone says their English is the best
>>61510823
もっとこう人間じゃありえないサイズを想像していただきたい
進撃の巨人的な
>>61510709
その人って年いくつ?
今は32~33くらい?
>>61510835
生まれは関西
最終学歴は文系院です
>>61510799
I can have a great quality of life here AND save a HUGE amount of money, I can't do both in the UK at the moment.
Besides, my plan to increase the mixed race birth rate in japan by 1% will be starting soon
>>61510872
Wo do say "heir"
>>61510876
うーん…(´・ω・｀)
>>61510892
大学院まで行っててルーザーなのか?
学問はできるけど私生活が壊滅的ってことか
>>61510823
My dad is 1'89 my brother 1'88 my uncle 1'93 and my cousin 1'91.
Im 1'83 and Im actually the smallest male of my family, though Im totally fine with my hight.
>>61510892
高学歴loserなのか
なんで女の人は寄ってこないんだろう
>>61510886
ごめんマジで関わりたく無かったから聞いてない
>>61510894
No I mean occupation wise, what are you doing?
>>61510913
But do you pronounce the "h"?
>>61510952
How come all the French posters here are tall?
French are Latin and not known for their height like Dutch.
>>61510960
たぶん典型的なもやしで眼鏡くんなんだろ
>>61510945
>>61510960
取りあえず家族が持てて、公共料金の支払いも出来ているので幸せです。
>>61511011
こんな感じか
>>61511002
Yes
>>61511070
oh I see. I got tricked because Morrissey pronounces it like air
>>61511045
なんとか帳尻あわせるのに成功したってことか、よかったじゃん
>>61511170
Morrissey should never be used as an example of how to speak English
完全犯罪妄想は楽しい
ゲームのようだ 実行する気は無いが
>>61511179
私が考えていた成功にはほど遠いですが、今の若い人たちの苦労を考えたら贅沢は言えません。
周りの人の助けに日々感謝しながら生きています。
>>61511045
子供もいるの?
>>61510622
リアルで基地外に遭遇するとほとんどの人は関わらないようにしようとするけど、ネット上の基地外にはなぜかわざわざ絡みに行く人がいるから困る。
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YqxoZLlnRaJv
crazy guy!
>>61511268
>なぜかわざわざ絡みに行く
安全地帯にいるとおもってるからだろうな
>>61509427
How do I get a japanese gf.
Please respond.
>>61510872
Just wait until you hear a Brit say "lieutenant".
>>61511298
>get a japanese gf.
これを日本語スレで見ない日はないw
>>61511298
>this question
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Are you westeners clone or something?
>>61511329
So learn moon runes then?
>>61511268
目の前にいるかどうかだな
イスイスにもネットだからと言って絡むバカいるし
>>61511298
you don't.
Most of them are nagging and you just can't sit down and talk like human beans without her being insulted for you talking with her like a human being and get ignored by her for days until it is "forgotten"
>>61511008
My familly is from the dutch region of France though.
Between 1'75 and 1'85 is usually the normal average size for people.
>>61511356
Then fucking tell us how to get a Japanese girlfriend.
盗んだばゐくで走り出す~
Okay so hypothetically speaking if I were to start studying Japanese, would I need a special keyboard to type it in or can I just use a graphical program?
>>61511374
Oh that sounds pretty bad. Why exactly would she be insulted for talking with her like a human bean?
>>61511393
This tbqh fampai.
>>61511357
辞書引いたりしてなんとか短文なら読めるけど書けないんだよw
>>61511436
What about Thai girls then? They're cute. Not the ones with dicks tho.
Are they loyal? Nice?
>>61511388
>normal average size
so you are an abnormal oversized one
>>61511412
You will need a new keyboard with 2000 characters.
It's really boring when I take my laptop with me and I have to deploy my 2000 characters keyboard.
>>61511379
I see that question everyday
Just get Japanese gf and never post that shit question
Literally EVERY FUCKING DAY I see that question
>>61511420
wtf do I know. I just broke up with her afterwards and told her that she isn't the one for me and thanked her for the 5 months of time.
I endured a lot of bullshit, but this lack of communication made me realize that japanese are conditioned to be castrated
>>61511522
Kek. Would be funny if you were to whip out a keyboard like that though.
>>61511460
same deal, for fucking only, not breeding
>>61511532
So, how do we get a Japanese gf?
イチロー3000本安打まであと12本
>>61511479
Im 1'83 it's within the normal hight range but slightly higher than the average.
It's like if you 10 guys I usually not the tallest but Im among the 2-3 tallest.
So I doesn't stand out of the crowd.
>>61511575
You are still quite tall as a girl.
>>61511292
日本人だと思われてる
>>61511412
Just install the language pack in Windows.
Then click where it says NL/EN/whatever your default language is (it's next to the date and time) then click on the letter A to change it to the hiragana あ. Start typing and it will convert it to moonrunes.
>>61511567
I admit, it is quite pathetic.
Thank god the relationship opened my eyes
>>61511559
How do you get British gf?
It's same thing
Be handsome, rich, kind and so on
It's obvious
>>61511639
I am running Linux but thanks for the advice. I will change the input method then.
>>61511546
Sounds like you had a bad experience. My ex gf was jap and very extrovert. But she knew her mouth was not only to spout out bullshit.
However I do agree that when conversations become too deep / opinionated they tend to become quiet.
>>61511644
No no no ... there must be some sort of technique involved
>>61511684
Stop watching anime.
You instsntly become more attractive.
>>61511662
Linux has got loads of great tools for inputting tingtong. Much better than Windows' default. Just do a quick google search
>>61511649
See? Even when they go mad they follow the rules.
>>61511567
Damn, it's pretty accurate
Those insults are boring
>>61511708
Fuck off, yank, I don't watch anime
>>61511615
I have a very feminine penis
>>61511649
Why do you delete your posts?
欲しい欲しい言うだけなら勝手だけど
〇〇人の彼女が欲しいなら、〇〇国に行くか自国に来ている〇〇人女性を探すしかない
他人に聞くまでもない
>>61511729
TOKYO
O
K
Y
O
>>61511684
How the fuck you can be normie in foreign country if you are fucking loser in your own country
Attractive foreign guy is still attractive in Japan
And unattractive guy is………you know
im girl how do i make western friend in tokyo
also young
>>61511744
Maybe he got banned. Use filter and stop replying to it.
>>61511819
zainichi?
fuck you kimoota(^_^)
>>61511818
fucking hell
i'm howling at your post
You nips are easy to trigger
>>61511818
This. It's a whole lot harder to be social abroad than it is at home, for obvious reasons e.g.cultural differences, language barriers, restricted / non existent social circles, etc.
Those cucks who believe they'll suddenly become hotstuff in nippon while watching anime and eating their 10 bags of crisp a day are deluded.
>>61511818
>Attractive foreign guy is still attractive in Japan
>And unattractive guy is………you know
Not true. Different countries have different ideas of beauty.
Big nerds in foreign countries can be very attractive in Japan.
Maybe.
>>61511818
How do you guys would know what a attractive westerner is if you never saw one?
if you would ask to say if some random japanese people look better or worse than the average japanese I would have no idea.
>>61511831
no why?
>>61511883
>maybe
(ダメじゃん)
>>61511878
that's not a very nice thing to do.
>>61511901
fuck off
>>61511883
Understand. Like big fat girls are considered to be very attractive in Samoa.
>>61511921
いや、可能性は十分あるよ
必ずしもそうとは言えないけど
>>61511964
and gunma
>>61511882
There are 2 foreign guys in my club
The one is behaving like a king and he believes he can get gf with no effort
He is selfish nerdy guy and not attractive at all
And then, the other guy joined our club
He is rather good looking and funny
You know what will happen
>>61512066
We are not sure. They don't have a writing system and their habits and customs are not documented enough.
>>61512157
wwwwwwwwwww
久々に見たな毛唐くん
>>61512234
最後の「笑い」でいつも笑ってしまう
>>61512091
Let me guess... That fat arrogant nerdy cunt (is he american?) will jack off to loli in his 5 sq ft studio while the new guy will get bitches.
Don't hesitate to create a thread here to confirm, it'll hopefully discourage more nerdy assburger cunts from flooding your country.
>>61512091
>You know what will happen
they both will get killed by the coming earthquake
>>61512254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5TLlaKWqN8
>>61512346
they probably deserve it
Today I learned 気学 and 方位学
Do Japanese in this thread believe in this?
>>61512276
Both are American
Nerdy guy started to complain about him
Because Everyone looks prefer that funny guy to him
私は仲田歩夢のような神戸の愛したサッカー選手を得るときあなたは何をしますか?
あなたはゼリーになるだろうか?
>>61512434
Probably not as much as Chinese but yeah a little.
Like avoid sleeping with my head pointing north, etc.
QUICK!
Name a non-obscure verb that ends in ぬ and isn't 死ぬ!
>>61512484
What about when traveling?
>>61512476
>>61511786
おらゴミ。悔しいかコラ。毛唐。もう涙も枯れ果てたか?震えてんだろおが。
徹底的に毛唐を捻り潰してやったぜ。がはは。
Did your grand father told you about how the Japanese Imperial Army's tortures were cruel?
Is that the reason why you are so afraid of Japanese?
猿のように毛深く野蛮だから毛唐、ﾌﾟｯ
>>61512517
ゼリーは多分jelly
You jelly?で嫉妬しちゃってる?んん?的な
>>61512515
If it's within Japan I automatically assume beds and futon are arranged as such.
>>61512575
I mean the direction you travel.
Like if you go from Japan to New Zealand that's south.
>>61512553
分かってたけど真面目にレスするのも面倒だった
>>61512609
Not really. A lot of people care about lucky/unlucky "days" but very few care about directions.
>>61512626
ああいう状況にぴったりの画像ってどうやって探してるの
>>61512553
そんなの分かってないのお前だけだよ
>>61512439
Can they speak nippon?
>>61512692
あ、ハイすいません
>this stupid jap netouyo thinks I give two shits about history and him torturing our ancestors
quit living in the past, jap
>>61512667
煽り画像専用フォルダ
>>61512667
why does Ayu have such big boobs?
she looks like a JAV star and not a football player
>>61512667
>>61512705
Not decent but understandable
>>61512773
なるほど
>>61512788
なるほど…
>>61512571
なるへそ
When my auntie was going to travel to learn English, New Zealand was a good direction for her. Her fortune said she would get money and marriage.
Shes now living in New Zealand with a rich husband.
>>61512664
So directional fortune is more popular with older people?
>>61512786
why is germany so fucking pervert??
pic unrelated.
>>61512864
>older people
True. Occasions as well. Directions are important when someone is building a house.
>>61512888
>unrelated
そ、そう……?
>>61512888
because most Japanese football players have small boobs
I wonder if she is a former porn star
>>61512888
Germany was the world biggest supplier of kinky porn before Japan has taken over their place.
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>>61512957
it's none of your business.
You have never marry or daitng with Japanese women.why you so care about Japanese women so much?
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>>61512888
I really don't understand the logic behind that. I mean, I guess it's a fundamental difference between cultural views of sex, but you'd really fucking expect the German government to have... I dunno, maybe experts who would tell them why that's fucking retarded and counterproductive to assimilating their new migrants?
>>61513007
Kobe has a Korean player so I have to be interested in female Japanese football players too
>>61513007
>You have never marry or daitng with Japanese women.
And I'm sure you won't either m8.
Why do you care about what he cares about so much?
>>61512965
>taken over place
we don't
I have many white fucked up porn pic.
>>61513063
Because I hate creepy yellow fevers.
also I'm not even male.
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>>61513094
do you play football?
>>61513094
Many Japanese people are fond of western features, too. Just as there is yellow fever.
Things that are not familiar are often exotic or appealing.
You need to relax.
>>61513129
タイトルだけでもう苦しいわ・・・
てかなんなのこのリア充共は・・・
>>61513065
You must be an expert.
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