>Australian cuisine
>>60234192
Looks pretty yummy, what's the problem?
>Australian """""coffee"""""
>looked into the fridge half an hour ago
>doritos were in there (?) along with Perdue™ Mega-Nuggets
>try cooking 20 of them in the oven but i can't tell if it heated up enough so i put them in the microwave
>kitchen is too hot so i just turn it off halfway through
>chick nugget outside is crispy but the actual chicken is watery and chewy for whatever reason
>eat it regardless along with a Sugar Drink
>stomach/recturm is now squirming and rotating and the back of my throat is itching like i have to puke and i don't want to try to fart because i think i may have to shit NOW even though i'm only wearing boxer shorts
>>60234268
lol melbourne is the coffee capital of the world
I get it though,
>lol hipster baristas haha art degrees haha
but really melbourne is literally the speciality coffee capital of the world so that's one thing we can't really shit on ozzies for
>>60234192
You made that you fucking shitfuck.
>>60234192
looks pretty good.
>>60234192
fuck is that fucking shit australia
>>60234192
What is this? Cucumber and Nutella on bread?
Has to be banter of some sort.
This is culinary shitposting
