>last night i was doing lines in some grubby toilet and i had a revolution
edition
crayon pop
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
Where can I buy a good quality velvet suit lads?
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
maisie
>just made one with 1 part lime juice, 2 parts gin 5 parts prosecco. what shall I call it
labooom
>>60017067
worst girl in uk
why do chavs and twelve year olds feel the need to post lyrics of songs online?
>>60017063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yN10Ex8zEF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmNVhTSwjB
>>60017063
>only sources from cold out
step up
Asuka.
>a monetary and financial agreement between democratic european nations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDLPiEdp74
really makes you think
>>60017092
me by the tv
>>60016996
Was literally doing lines in a grubby toilet last night aswell
>>60017090
top right is having a stroke
>>60017091
songs are like poetry for the easily amused, low attention span lower strata
>>60017001
mommy you say?
>>60017106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X5jlSYqyWh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEYqyPlN1L
http://www.strawpoll.me/10332526
Hello all! This is my first day on /Brit/, I hope to make this place like a home. Please welcome me!!
>>60017063
>>60017091
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND IM HOMEBOUND
DO DO DOD OD DODOD OD DODOD DO DODO DODOD DO
STARING BLANKLY AHEAD JUST MAKING MY MAY
MAKING MY WAY
THROUGH THE CROWD
been a bit of a degenerate today, took 1.5 mg pyrazolam, had two wanks, spent £60 on clothes, just had a footlong subway
>>60017047
why
you want to know where I get my socks from mate?
>>60017152
FOY
Scrunned down to jank a few tribs honestly
>>60017198
er, y-yeah haha
>>60017154
Zapp's brannigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoJXwrXXfeY
>>60017071
mfw it actually does look just like that
>>60017063
>>60017152
jessica is fucking foul
post more of her tweets
>>60017063
>>60017106
>>60017155
Is that really Kev?
>>60017159
Hi :)
>>60017063
fucking kek
>>60017245
Stuff like this gets me off but if I saw it in public I'd step in and help the divvy so it made me look good.
I think I'm sick in the head.
me on the right
i can do what i want its a free imageboard
>be a communist
>don't know the difference between revolution and revelation
hmm
>>60017266
you want a fucking slap?
Guys police are knocking on my door
Oh fuck I think they're here to arrest me for all the screenshots of Aisha I posted.
>>60017159
Capital "B" really makes it lad. Good post!
Just had a cheeky zoot
>>60017329
don't fuck with the formula
The skins episode where they go on the school trip to siberia is good
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tartan-Golfer-Fancy-Dress-Costume/dp/B00L43SR4I
might cop lads
no homo we smokin penises!
>>60017063
>no "of all places"
missing the classic tbqh
>>60017152
Traitor, she should commit the gook version of sudoku whatever that is
It is time.
>>60017380
what you laughing at fool
>>60017245
good lad whoever went back in there to confrint them desu. Sensible black lad by the sound of it
What's the best betting app? It seems most my mates use paddypower but is that really the best?
>>60017429
gook post
>>60017443
you
My old school plus the opposite girls school
>>60017152
Post Krystal
>>60017369
would love a cheeky zoot right now, but don't know any dealers and I'm too technologically inept to order on the darknet
>>60017466
Nah it's shite, I use betfair. What you backing lad?
>>60017490
me on the far right
>>60017063
holy kek
>no bt showcase hd on freeview
JDIMSA
>>60017429
>>60017488
mean't to say good, looks like gook's on my mind
>>60017490
FOB
>>60017488
what's funny
I'm not joking
>>60017538
post fucking machines
>>60017521
Gonna start placing a few bets on the footy. Nobody in particular.
>>60017063
>>60017106
>>60017155
cachinnating
>>60017556
you posting jessica
>>60017112
>>60017422
I'll add 'giving out' if I record any more calls.
>>60017490
Why do they all look so pretty?
>>60017594
how is that funny you little shit
I'll hurt you
If I leeeeave here tomoooorrow ...
>hope you remember the rest of the lyrics, cause I fucking don't
Cause I'm as freeeee as a biiiiiird now!! and this bird releleleeeeeaaa ...
>>60017610
Because its the south east of England
>>60017490
The far right one gets all the pussy, you can see it from his face.
>>60017497
manface
>>60017647
It's "would you still remember me" you fucking spaz
>>60017635
wheres the lad who was posting the tweets?
AOA > Twice
>>60017106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yN10Ex8zEF
i'm laffin m8
Every girl I've known named 'Sophie' has been VERY good looking.
Might unironically name a future daughter Sophie.
Uh no
>>60017712
I took his soul
just ordered some new socks
>>60017490
why is there like 20 people between your schools
>>60017731
Don't bring that into this thread for fuck sake m8
True though
who has the manliest jaw between krystal and nana
>>60017712
Got arrested for harrasment.
>>60017712
Oh fuck
>>60017731
what
>>60017767
>rainbow
pre lame lad
>>60017767
>people who wear 'quirky' socks as a substitute for their lack of a personality
bought two t shirts at primark lads. Cost me €2.50 each absolute bargain
fuck off kshitters
who else /remain in eu/ here?
>>60017775
idk lol just recognise the uniform.
>go to the kitchen, prepare breakFAST
We need to die soon
>Why aren't you voting Green, anon?
>>60017811
STOP FUCKING MENTIONING US
>>60017513
where do you live
Ed Milliband
>>60017811
Kek
>>60017856
W E W P A K I
So has James Corden permanently migrated to to America? I hope he has, he's shit.
Good god, how much weight do you think he'll put on? Literally scares me.
thailad sounds pretty fat
>>60017811
hi rosy :D
>>60017811
>slagtits is possibly lurking this thread
wew lad
>>60017811
Me on the left.
>>60017811
HAHAHA, she's actually reading this
Um, h-hi Rosy, I-I think you're a-actually really pretty and I wasn't s-sending rape threats to you, I-I'd never do such a thing :3
GET FUCKED ROSY YOU DISGUSTING HORSE FACED BINT
>>60017920
>Rosy
>being this new
lurk more, friendo
Fucking hell lads the velvet jacket man is going to kill us
GO HOME COMMIE PIGGU
>>60017856
Yes lad, not sure I'll be able to vote though I'll probably be out of the country by the deadline to register
Fucking erasmus cunts have been having a bbq just outside my window all day. These Italian pricks pump shit music out of their speakers, keep kicking a ball against my window, and leave all their food wrappers and beer bottles behind at the end of the day. Literally worse than Africans desu.
>>60017894
wew nigger
Rosy, post a picture with /brit/ written on it like Aisha did. It will probably crash /brit/ desu
>>60017963
why don't you join them?
>>60017950
Forgot pic
>>60017836
alright mate
calm down
those tight grey underpants cutting off your blood supply ?
>>60017864
>>60017864
lmao she is so blasted
>>60017963
shout at them then, they're used to shouting at each other. It's normal conversation for them. You have to assert your authority or they'll just walk all over you
>All these sad virgin redditors who have never had female contact desperately trying to communicate with some literal WHO slag forced gimmick nobody gives a fuck about
>>60017332
RIP
alri rosy
***********************
since you're reading this youre getting mixed up
the ones who want to rape you and support child porn are /b/
the ones who are bad mouthing you are /brit/
>>60017741
>he doesn't use uBlock
>mention of a woman
>thread suddenly turns into a shitfest of drooling autists
Fucking pathetic. Get if together!
>>60017949
That is Rosy you melt
>all these people calling her Rosy
Didn't know we had so many newfags in here.
>>60017856
yep, no choice really not being retarded n all that.
>>60017864
>>60017998
>calling us out by name now
Wew lad
wearing a velvet jacket
ama
cringe
>>60017976
nigger your country is as fucked up fucking dumb boy
>>60017864
I literally support none of those things.
I'm just here for the memes
Rosy will you be my gf
I'll turn you into my good white nationalist cumpig
Have you ever invented a meme?
I was the guy who invented saying Fedora posting
>>60017977
this is the catholic slut?
>>60018029
this
>>60017998
post more
>autists mentioning the thing theyre complaining about
smfh
MESSAGE TO THE MAN IN THE VELVET JACKET
MEET ME AT THE BOMBED OUT CHURCH AND ILL PUNCH YER HED IN YOU MUG
>>60018054
i invented FOY which you should do
>>60018045
thats daddy af
>>60018079
Scouse shits pls go
>>60017998
she approved your request then?
*commits suicide*
>>60018051
very coherent argument
>>60018065
That was her last tweet 4 mins ago, will post updates as and when
To be honest rosy most of us lads think you're fit as fuk luv we don't want to rape you, just find you a bit annoying maybe hun but that's not problem I'd put up with you annoying me if it meant me having a go on those delicious chebs ;)
someone needs to redpill rosy
What are your predictions on the footy?
Got a tenner on RM.
>>60018098
this is a scouse thread lad
rosy has got some daddy issues
>>60018054
I intented the "I will not even give you the satisfaction" gimmick
>>60018131
no we fucking don't
L I V E R P O O L mentioned
>mfw that literal slut thinks that she's better than all of us and that we're all basement dwelling retards
>mfw I'm actually a self-made millionaire, aged 22, have a constant flow of girls on the go and currently work in government
Step down bitch
would prefer if that pixie qt would post again over these so called "communists" 2bh
just bought these lads
Need a dump of Aisha's pics
>>60017950
Not really cus I'm him.
Enjoying this "Rosy pretending to be angry at us" gimmick
>>60018054
I invented the "giroud is the most complete striker in the premier league/Europe" meme
>>60018102
Nah this is her original account which she reactivated, I was already following her before she made it private
R O S Y - R U T H E R F O R D
>>60018160
>mfw I'm actually a self-made millionaire, aged 22, have a constant flow of girls on the go and currently work in government
same here
>>60018140
Wednesday will win I reckon
>>60018177
no im him
>>60018054
i have several gimmicks under my belt and make a living off the royalties
>>60018182
yeah she loves the attention lets be honest
*gets caught in the runt trap*
Need to step away from the thread for a bit. You lads are fucking pathetic.
>>60018174
>>60017996
Think it's foreign students only, they'd probably be friendly if I decided to be sociable and introduced myself, but they've got their own thing going and I don't want to be the weird guy who has to invite himself along to things. So I'm going to stay in my darkened room and be angry at them instead.
>>60018211
yea? xx
>>60018182
rosy is getting angry cos poleaboo sent her rape threats on curiouscat
she also thinks /brit/ is /b/ for some reason
she clearly doesn't understand our gimmicks and post-ironic shitposting
>Need to step away from the thread for a bit. You lads are fucking pathetic.
>>60018177
>there's a chance this is actually him
Fuck off you absolute nonce, we'd smash you in anyway
>>60018266
kek
dear rasheed:
you don't need to wrap the kebab in both paper and tin foil
one is enough
Rosy please be in S H R E W S B U R Y
Gonna go out with the lads for a bit of cat-calling
Got ourselves a nice spot just opposite the local asda
VERY IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10333534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10333534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10333534
>>60018238
Lads can someone recommend me a good Velvet jacket? Really into them and want to buy a new one
moving out tomorrow and struggling with the herculean task of packing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytke774bGyo
choon
>>60018270
/brit/ isn't a board
>>60018291
Paper is greaseproof and the tin foil helps retain some of the heat, Rorke.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>60017998
Saying that you're X person is just a meme. All the people pretending to be her man in velvet jacket are being ironic.
I AM HOWLING
>>60018309
went for curry because your pizza choice was shit
>>60018323
How is that a reddit post he's right?
You're all pandering to some mentally ill disgusting slag
listening to a banger lads
>>60017063
howling
yeah alri lads
This has nothing to do with /b/ you newcunts
>>60018356
hahaaha quality, someone send her a link to the current thread
>>60018348
if just tin foil is fine for a burrito it's fine for a shawarma 2bh
>>60018377
proper choon that
>>60018356
that's it
she's getting our posting style now
*puts on velvet jacket*
>>60018394
/b/ sent her rape threats a while ago and she LITERALLY thinks it was /brit/
LADS
got a SICK new velvet jacket at the thrift store today.... one might call me a thrifty gentlemen ahahaha
all jokes aside though with the vintage wooden pipe i bought last week and my freshly trimmed, blowdried and waxed beard I can finally look like a true gentlemen of yesteryear
>>60018377
the guy singing looks a a bit like rimmer from red dwarf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ
>>60018356
Fake
>>60018334
pack in my fudge x
>>60018160
Hey man me too.
rosy is one of us
>yfw this guy is editing everything in inspect element and we won't know because we can't see her tweets anyway
>>60018394
There was a thread about her on /b/ which she talked about on twitter months ago so pipe down
JUST FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU
>>60018372
because that's quintessential 4chan behaviour found on every board though sweetie xx
>>60018424
>rimmer
>>60018477
nice
>>60018419
>>60018452
People told her Poleaboo was threatening to rape her on curiouscat as a laugh, that's why she thinks it you tit.
>>60018286
Come to leeds I'll fucking bray you.
>>60018456
name one
>>60018477
Do a stream Thailad
>>60018477
good one
hi rosy you need some danish in you?
>>60018506
narwh
>>60017063
http://youtu.be/Oj4jXavFbOc
ROSY SHAG ME YOU SLAG I HAVE A MASSIVE WILLY UURRRGHHHH
>>60018528
Paedo
>>60018562
FONT
>>60018565
Gonna write a childrens book t b h lads. It's gonna be set in a whimsical fantasy world and be an allegory for mass immigration and the damages it causes, such as erosion of culture. It will also denounce genuine racism and intolerance though.
wish i could pleasure rosy with my 3 inch willy
>>60018604
pics
>>60018562
>she doesnt wanna show solidarity towards big dickers
fake commie slag... shes just about the hype
*does some morris dancing*
Posting on my phone, how do you normie fucks do it?
awright which one of you fascist /brit/ users has been threatening my gf (who I'm 12 years older than btw)
>>60018356
Oh fuck that was my post.
Rosy this is all ironic.
Gonna stop talking about her because the football is on soon.
Legit though. Hope this doesn't become a thing. Women on the internet don't have the easiest of times.
Call me a whiteknight I don't care. I just want good banter. When shitflinging and calling-out occurs thats when people take things personal and it gets out of hand.
The internet should be fun.
>>60017998
shaking in my boots
no church in the wild
>>60018604
Wish I could please her with my 7 incher
>>60018656
PEEEWWWWWWDEPIE XDDDDDD
i am jewish and support palestinaian independence fuck zionism and capitalism
>>60018604
post pics
http://youtu.be/xKBttQmhDBw
smooth like a cool brandy
>>60018673
oh shut up you fucking bender
