There were 53 major conflicts in Europe. France has been a belligerent in 49 of them, and the United Kingdom in 43.
Among the 185 battles that France has delivered over the past 800 years, armies have won 132 of them, and 43 have lost, leaving only 10 undecided battles
Giving the French military's record of victories in Europe and therefore the world. France is the nation that has participated in the largest number of battle and war throughout the history of mankind.
- Of the 800 recent years France fought about over 200 years against England over 150 years against the Germanic nations, over 190 years against the Spanish / Portuguese, and facing many other nations still.
Although often these wars led against France was outnumbered face a coalition of many nations aimed at destroying it.
France, warlike nation par excellence, the strategy deployed by these generals are still studied today, including the campaigns of Napoleon Bonaparte.
On all fronts and continents, France was able to show to the world what it was worth in battle.
But France is also the one that has colonized England in 1066, this Frenchified country for centuries to the point that 40% of English words are of French origin.
This is the eldest daughter-nation of the church, because the first barbarian King of Europe converted is Clovis 1st, King of the Franks, it is the protector of Christendom, even in its national borders we feels for.
The country that dismantled the old Holy Roman Empire. Allowing Germany to be born 65 years later.
The country that allowed the independence of the USA by fighting in America against the British.
The country of "Dynasties" Many Europeans King have French ancestry.
Under Saint Louis, France is the richest country and most populous of Europe and most developed on the intellectual and artistic planning and influencing Europe.
>>59763635
Native Americans nicknamed the King of France the Grand Onontio "the highest mountain of the earth", at the end of the Seven Years War, then overwhelmed by the French defeat and their fate lay in the hands of the English who exterminate them by after.
The country that has dominated Europe for several century making its most frequented and popular royal court of Europe Kings.
The country of humanism and human right and first Modern European democracy.
France is the second nation in the world to have made the greatest invention and discovery.
The second largest colonial empire in the world, stretching across continents and oceans.
The second largest global maritime space behind the USA and some areas could legitimize, then world number 1 ranking of maritime possession across the Globe.
- This is the greatest nation in the European Union in terms of area.
- First European agricultural power and 4 th World.
- 4th global military power and 1 European era.
- 6th World Economic power.
- Permanent Member of the UN alongside the US, Russia, China and England.
- 2nd industrial and commercial power in Europe.
France is also the 3 rd world country to have made the atomic bomb.
France is also a space power, the third nation to conquer space, greater spatial budjet European agency.
France is also renowned gastronomy worldwide.
France is also the first nation in terms of Art.
The French language is the second language taught in the world, the Francophonie brings together 49 countries around the world gathered in the Permanent Council of the Francophonie meeting every 2 years.
>>59763643
- French is now the fifth most spoken language in the world with 274 million speakers
- French is the third language of business worldwide
- French is the 4th Internet language.
NOUS
ÉTIONS
SOLDATS
>>59763692
>- French is now the fifth most spoken language in the world with 274 million speakers
Does it count when 75% of French speakers are in African countries that nobody would ever ever visit?
ce sentiment quand quand j'étais jeune, j'ai été un nationaliste français, bizarrement pour un américain de 11 ou 12 ans. Tous mes amis ont taquiné la france pour ses défaites militaires, et ils blaguaient sur la stéréotype de l'armée française lâche. J'étais si faché, ils ne me croient pas que la france a un tradition militaire plus formidable et majéstique qu'ils savent
Excellent thread OP
Excellent fil, posteur original.
>>59764081
Pretty good French, lad
good post
bon commentaire
>>59763804
CELTES
>>59764081
majestueuse, pas majestique
>>59764799
>>59764859
thank you
>>59764219
Great Britain never stopped being at war with France the whole time. There was only one outcome : Heroic British victory.
Now go back to your country you fag enabling frenchie.
>>59764219
>United Irishmen.
Thank you, greatest allies and fellow celts.
>>59764963
Canadian butthurt on time as usual
>>59763635
>France fights a few divided German kingdoms
>France wins narrowly then loses as soon as Britain intervenes in full force
55 YEAEURS LATEUR
>France fights a united Germany
>Gets curbstomped
>Versaille claimed by the German Emperor
>Cucked out of Alsace
France is the best country. Most people around the world are in denial, but we all know it is true.
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité.
MARCHE! MARCHE!
>>59763635
>But France is also the one that has colonized England in 1066
stopped reading + saged
>>59765203
Words of wisdom.
>>59765214
i prefer the fun sized one
Yet it surrendered in 2 days to Germany in WW II
>>59765058
Tu es mon ami et mon frère.
>>59763635
>delusions of grandeur
abdul please. france is laughing stock of europe. it always was, always is and always will be.
>>59765288
that is some pretty weak banter from a rosbif
did the cholesterol clog up your bant canals? Or is the salt raising pressure in your rectal pain sensors?
Je suis Francais!
No.. fuck off you frog eating CUNT
>>59765293
tfw you'll never be able to fight against the English cucklords with your French and Irish brothers like in 1776
>our eternal haters have entered the thread
>>59765455
>The eternal frank strikes again
>>59765469
Je t'adore.
>>59765203
Only girl that ever let me have anal was a first generation American from French parents, so I guess I have to agree.
Is this common in France? y/n?
>>59763635
>Scandinavian master race land in France
>Roflstomps the weak inhabitants
>The French surrender, give them Normandy
>Scandinavians learn a mutated form of latin from the French
>Keep roflstomping everyone as far as the holy land
>Basically french speaking Danes
>The French somehow claim their achievements today
>>59765469
Posts like this that reveal France's excellence are frightening to Brits. They cannot handle the truth.
>>59765603
Why wouldn't a girl try anal once in a while assuming she's not inexperienced in sex in general?
>>59763635
Merci, France.
>>59765661
Why would we be frightened? We've always been ahead of France in terms in human achievement.
>>59764081
that's because your parents were french expats and nobody wanted to be your friend.
>>59765632
assimilation of a dangerous group by culture
we can convert your women with lawful good french dickings too if you want
>>59765792
You mean you and the one that rebelled against you ?
>>59765792
If by human achievement you mean the greater amount of biomass by capita then yes.
>>59765675
I don't know, but most just won't do it.
>>59764963
>canada sucking british dicks (and lying)
Not surprised, you're on fire today !
> French are frightening to Brits
LMAO
>>59765970
France has historically been more populated than England
>>59766022
>> French are frightening to Brits
>LMAO
That's not what you were saying when we invaded all your shit and crowned a French king in London
>>59765364
>2 days
"No"
But it was not our war, I can't deny it
>>59765433
It's not, tho
It would be Germany
>>59766034
>not understanding what per capita means
>>59765792
>brits
>humans
>>59766034
>per capita
A burger that can't read, how suprising.
>bongs and their Canadian pets are mad
>plus a t*rk (but honnestly, who cares ?)
>America being our greatest ally
Good thread
France is THE best country. It is not even up for debate; it is just how the world is. All that we can do is strive to imitate the French, or for those who truly are gifted and divinely blessed, to move and integrate into France.
>>59765970
>>59766055
I wonder how the french felt when England crowned a English king on the french throne and married the former king's daughter
>>59763635
FREE BRITTANY!
Fil de qualité.
>>59766170
LEAVE.
Only Americans who are here to defend our greatest ally may participate in this thread.
>>59766218
FREE SCOTLAND
WALES
ISLE OF MAN
GUERNSEY
JERSEY
N.IRELAND
MALVINAS
>>59766055
>Normands
>We
pick 1
>>59766170
Stop wondering because this never happened, we beat the english in France and they lost all their possessions
That's funny the French passport isn't written in english
>>59766153
the only value measured by this chart is: "percentage of all persons mentioned", yet the bars go up to 600
this chart is fucking rubbish
>>59766170
We don't care, since this guy was also French.
>>59766259
Free Brittany from the tyrannical French so they may come under our wing - The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Brittany.
>>59765846
no, both my parents were american. i just took french language class very seriously (maybe too seriously)
>>59766153
>Britain yet again claims the highground
Always did. Always will.
>>59766259
you forgot Gibraltar
good post anyway
>>59766324
WHAAAAAT !?
No, you're evil, Celtic Union ! (I'm 50% Breton desu)
>>59763643
>also the 3 rd world country to have made the atomic bomb.
not sure about spelling it "3rd world country"...
Also, France is the world 2d owner of Fields Medals (Nobel for Maths) behind the USA (which means that per capita, we got them BTFO)
>>59763635
stop being a fag
jesus christ im triggered
it's the fucking past
>>59764219
>Polish Legions
Poland proving again that they're always on the righteous side of history.
>>59766324
If Brittany's going anywhere it's with Eire.
NOUS
ETIONS
CELTES
>>59766347
Comme toujours, pêh
AND DON'T FORGET BERMUDA
>>59766324
Celtic Alliance or nothing.
>>59766272
It did actually or do they not teach you about agincourt
>>59766299
No he wasn't
>>59764219
>tfw the whole world wants to destroy your cunt because of some Bourgeois cunts
#NotAllFrenchies
>>59766471
Plantagenêt sounds English to you ?
>>59766471
>Azincourt
Batlle lost but we won the war at the end, so it's all good pëh
>>59766471
Why do they even care about those useless victories ?
Literally Napoleonic wars tier
French nationalism is on the rise. Fetch the horses, it's that time again.
>>59766585
What you gonna do ? Tell (pay) European countries to war us !?
>agincourt
>literally british way of fighting
>using longbows instead of being brave and fighting in hand to hand combat
>it is essentially british to not actually fight people man to man
>hiding behind english channel & navy, colonial machine guns, the RAF, millions of conscripted South Asians who die for you
literally perfidious albion
>>59766585
Chill out breh, we're not coming in your island yet.
>>59766655
I will not let them. I would die for France. This is something that I am actually autistic-level about.
>>59766585
The brits have perpetred too many crimes.
We must glass that shithole.
>>59766730
No, don't die, fuck the brit's woman, cuck him !
>>59766386
>Past
>Implying you can read
>>59766670
>>59766829
old glory's fading away lad
this is a soon to be irrelevant shithole
Honestly,
I couldn't care less.
The more people believe the memes, outside of France, the happier I am.
That means those underaged plebs will stay away from /fr/.
Just look at how much of a cancer /brit/ is. Or even witness how shit-tier our thread becomes when all those other flags come in.
It's already tiring enough to deal with the quebecois....
>>59767091
>It's already tiring enough to deal with the quebecois....
now you understand how we feel
>>59767091
>Just look at how much of a cancer /brit/ is
It's because everyone and their dog speaks English, which attracts all kinds of twats.
>>59767238
quebecois are the only real canadians
>>59767091
>Believe what you want just don't invade muh safespace general on 4chan
Remember when Frenchmen were respectable?
>>59767238
Québécois are alright
They're just a little big autistic, but it's a French thing
>>59767310
He's one autistic and pathetic "Frenchman" I give you that
vive la france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
>>59766503
He sure as he'll didn't consider himself french
>>59767723
Yet they spoke French and wanted to take our throne
>>59763635
France has a glorious history but unfortunately it seems like you only get the reputation from your last war.
I would support it if you guys started the next world war, it seems like if you go really mad and invade half the continent you still get reputation for prowess even if you lose.
Ohayo gozaimasse
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at this time in history, a Roman -ed.]
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
>>59772832
Good luck with all this food m8
>>59772851
I think the us was one Of the few countries to not give out condoms in ww1
autistic af thread
well done everyone
>>59772982
It was meant to be this way tbf
>>59772982
Stating the obvious.
>>59763635
we are a loser
you cant talk about war after 1945
>>59763635
now it has become shithole
Post this on /pol/
>>59772832
>>59772851
>this shitty copypasta made by a stupid American/anglo (no offence) mad because we refused to die en masse in Irak
Really ?
You forgot thread theme song, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
>>59776474
I support Armenia, now
>>59776508
You can't even support your life, Pierre.
>>59764948
this picture is fucking gay
ok I just hate Azerbaijan, now
>>59776627
Good, let the hate flow through you.
>>59765170
>France fights a few divided German kingdoms
oh my god.
are you an american in canada???
>>59765632
>first men were from africa
>the whole world actually belongs to africans.
are you a nigger?
>>59776650
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
>>59767396
>>59767347
>Tant d'autisme.
Eh bien écoute, tu peux te casser chez les rosbiffs si ça te plait autant de sucer de la bite pakistanaise.
Ose nier que ce que je viens de dire est faux.
Le reste de la planche (du moins des langues que je maîtrise, càd 4), c'est une maigre compilation de /pol/.
What did Denmark do on the French side of the wars?
>>59763635
>But France is also the one that has colonized England in 1066, this Frenchified country for centuries to the point that 40% of English words are of French origin.
The Normans did this, aka, the Vikings.
>>59778713
Irony here is that the Vikings cucked the French out of a large part of northern France which became Normandy. Then the French claim their victories as their own.
Jesus Christ that's pathetic.
>>59763635
what does this tell you?
yurope is a cancer
islam is the answer
>>59772832
>>59772851
Won in chronological order(Excluding Franks and Gauls):
1st Anglo French War, Saintonge War, Albigensian Crusade, War of Flanders, War of Saint-Sardos, Hundred Years War, Guerre Folle, 2nd Anglo French War, 2nd Italian War, 8th Italian War, 3rd Anglo French War, Franco-Spanish War, Franco-Savoyard War, War of the Jülich Succession, Thirty Years, War, Italian war (1624-1625), 2nd Franco-Spanish War, War of Devolution, Dutch War, War of the Reunions, War of Spanish Succession, War of the Quadruple Alliance, War of the Polish Succession, American Revolutionary War, War of the First Coalition, War of the Second Coalition, War of the Third Coalition, War of the Fourth Coalition, War of the Fifth Coalition, Greek War of Independence, Spanish expedition, Conquest of Algeria, Belgian revolution, Pastry War, Crimean War, Second Opium War, Cochinchina Campaign, Italian Campaign, Second Italian War of Independence, Paris Commune, Conquest of Tunisia, Sino-French War, First Madagascar expedition, First War of Dahomey, 2nd War of Dahomey, Franco-Siamese War, Second Franco-Malagasy war, Boxer Rebellion, First World War, Hungarian-Romanian War, Rif war, Chadian-Libyan conflict, Gulf War, Libyan civil war, Afghanistan, Northern Mali conflict and Central African conflict.
Lost:
1st, 6th and 7th Italian war, War of Portuguese succession, 7 years war, Haiti Revolution, 6th and 7th Coaliton, Mexico intervention, Franco-Prussian war, WWII, Indochina.
>>59764963
france has and always will be americas greatest ally
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France%E2%80%93United_States_relations
>>59763635
TL;DR Cheese eating surrender monkey pretending he's not from a country of cowards
>>59763635
France is based desu, fuck off britshits
>>59779479
Let me refer you to this >>59779284
We take the piss out of you all the time for surrendering, but I wouldn't want to get on your bad side
>best music
>best language
>one of the best armies
Is there a more based country than France?
>>59778713
>>59778767
t. educated by a Canadian TV show
>>59779566
especially because you guys surrendered as well in 1940, if it was not because of the Channel the Wehrmacht would have marched past Piccadilly circus one week later
>>59763859
And a third of those speakers are congolese who learned french from BELGIANS.
>>59779782
Exactly.
>>59779621
Russia stands on a top place tbf.
-Prokofiev, Tchaïkovski, Moussorgski, Chostakovitch or Stravinsky
-biggest nuclear arsenal
But your language... A MESS
>>59779435
This. We became a country because France saw us as a pawn in a game to weaken Great Britain, then Daddy Napoleon decided to give us enough land to double our area.
What happened?
>>59780442
Nothing
>>59778767
>b-b-b-b-btw they cuck them as well !!!!
No. We were just pissed off and we gave them their precious Normandy. Then they adopted our culture and they cucked the shit out of you
>>59763635
Fuck, I know those two cunts.
Where did you find this photo, OP?
>>59779566
Then why the fuck have you always been on our bad side ;-;.
>>59779435
Though I agree, I think this can be debatable.
I mean, I'm thinking about the cold war. We haven't really been your greatest ally.
Like one said
>Les États n'ont pas d'amis, ils n'ont que des intérêts.
>>59763643
>France is also the 3 rd world country to have made the atomic bomb.
Wrong. I really enjoyed your thread though, made me feel proud to be French. (spoiler: I'm not.)
>>59782602
Fuck off, you're greek
>>59782602
>gets the bomb from the US
Not much to be proud of. If anything, it cemented your role as the favorite vassal.
>>59782802
you're joking right?
our nuclear programme was the most advanced in the world before the manhattan project was completed -- they were meant to share nuclear secrets afterwards but didn't.
We developed our nuclear capability independently. To this day we make our own warheads and even though we do buy the missle-system from the Americans, it's 100% independent.
>tfw didn't ally with Napoleon
>delusion: le thread
>>59766585
>French nationalism is on the rise.
>>59764219
lmao
>>59783911
good post
posters like this are cancer
>>59763635
And now you accept millions of hostile enemies into your countries so they can sap your welfare and terrorise your citizens. How the mighty have fallen.
>>59763635
French people used to be more Nordic in the past when they were Franks. Modern French people are mixed with Spanish and Italians.
>>59763643
>the Grand Onontio "the highest mountain of the earth"
Thanks indians from America
>>59766585
come at me 1vs1 ill rek you
>>59763635
France is a past tense country
>>59763635
Truth. And just because they lost so bad at WWII you guys have been a punching bag ever since. I really do feel bad for you guys, and mad respect for all you've accomplished.
Can't stand your language though. Sorry mon amis. The spelling just pisses me off. I've never been angrier in my life than when I saw how 'hors d'ouvres' was spelled.
>>59784306
it's hors d'œuvre bro ;)
>>59784367
Of course it is! How could I forget yet another silent letter >.<
>>59784431
> >.<
kys
>>59784453
Kiss baby
>>59784431
>e
>silent letter
>>59784431
>>.<
fuck off
>>59763643
>France is also the 3 rd world country
yes
jesus fucking christ this thread is a mess
>>59765058
It was more like France tried to help them rather than vice versa as an attempt to weaken Britain
>>59763635
>>59763643
>>59763692
>>59784453
>>59784605
>I'm too stupid for a comeback so I'll just complain about an emoticon instead of addressing the argument
>>59784549
It's not pronounced the way we pronounce it in English. All of our words of French origin are pronounced in insane ways. I get that we probably pronounce them wrong but even in French it makes no sense to me.
>>59785075
We just saw a people in need.
>>59785165
What's happening ?
>>59783137
>it's 100% independent
>maintenance is done in the US
>SLBM launch silos of your ssbns are done by the US
Let's face it, if the US decided that you shouldnt have nuclear deterrence tomorrow, you'd be 100% fugged. Hell, you can't even be sure they don't have a remote off switch.
>>59785201
it's ok sometimes it doesn't make sense to us to.
But if you master French you'll officially become patrician.
>>59785223
this is autismfrog
If France is so great, then why are you all gay XD
But you French was beaten by Nazis, that is,
>>59785201
If you want my cum back you should wipe it off your mum's chin
I had no idea French people could be so autistic, always thought they'd be classier
>>59779921
>give
Sell, but okay.
>>59785361
On /int/ they have advanced autism.
Im ashamed that i share a country with retards like this
>>59785444
Bouffon
>>59785444
>>59785361
This, if you could understand french you would jab your eyes after reading /fr/
It's fucking unreal how autistic people here are
>>59785791
Did you read any other generals ? /fr/ is one of the tamest.
urgent
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289491
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289491
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289491
>>59785944
damn, it's pretty close
>>59785201
Fuck off back to *eddit.
Good job frenches. Blowing all these inferior countries the fuck out
>>59785791
t. Mudslime
lol
>>59787052
So it's 1 month and 15 days
Not 3 days or 3 weeks like some people says
>dumb patriots: the thread
I LIVE IN MY MOMMAS BASEMENT AND MY LIFE SUCKS BUT NOW LOOK AT THESE WIKI ARTICLES I DUG UP
>>59787343
I live in my own appartement
Checkmate
>>59787343
this
And often they're not patriots but just dumb monarchis-fascisto-nationalist who wouldnt defend the Republic
>>59783880
It was our fault desu. If Napoleon had continued his Russophile politics instead of marrying an Austrian princess to breed like a rabbit, world would be different today.
>>59763635
>>59763643
nobody says that you don't have great military history. people make fun of you because of how poor you performed against germans in WW2
>>59783911
You think so ?
>>59785791
Bullshit, spend 5 minutes in /brit/ or the /hilo latino/ and you'll see /fr/ is pretty normie
French """""""""Excellence""""""""""
>inb4 something the Normans did
>>59792968
Here you go, 6 victories against you, we don't need Normans/10 allies to win wars, unlike you (oh wait, no, even when you've coalitions with you, you lose, kek)
>>59793337
>posting stuff from a million years ago
Face it m8, your best is well behind you, the French spirit completely crippled by WW2.
We crushed your Navy at the height of your Napoleonic dominance, over 10 ships of the line, without losing A SINGLE SHIP :^)))))))
>French ""Empire""
>>59793510
So what, you can't post battles fought in 1805 and I can't post wars fought in 1487 ?
France is unironically my favorite foreign nation
>>59793702
Moi aussi, famille.
>>59787742
t. ahmed
I'm Republican af.
>>59791438
idk man.
If russians hadn't provoked him he might have United Europe like it should be.
Russians just didn't wanted to see a scary super power nobody could stop if given time.
Also, if brits didn't exist, half of the wars with Russia would have been avoided. It's just the brits fault desu.
"France has the largest number of Muslims in Western Europe."
"Islam is the second-most widely professed religion in France"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_France
FRANCE BEST COUNTRY!
>>59782485
It was a West Point football game. It was few days after the Paris attacks.
>>59795963
>posting inferior censored version
>because else shariah don't bloody allows it
Good evening
>>59785406
I'd consider 4 cents per acre to be a steal, so I went with give.
![frenchterroralerts-surrenderhiderunawaywhinetaunt[1].jpg~original.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4qgySV5.jpg "frenchterroralerts-surrenderhiderunawaywhinetaunt[1].jpg~original.jpg")
French delusion is always the funniest
>>59765273
QU'UN SANG IMPUR ABREUVE NOS SILLONS !
>This thread managed to reach 20h
>>59776474
You meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXvVWQ8ySzQ ?
>>59800219
>brits denying we've a better military history
Can't say I'm surprised
>>59764219
that was all on us desu
what are Frenchies thinking of the glorious Polish Legions?
>>59801116
Especially Greenland
>>59801182
As you said: glorious
>>59801182
bredy gud and glorious :'DD
>>59801182
Love them, Poland, like us, has always been on the right side of history.
>>59763635
You are fucking Weaklings. Germany has kicked your Asses so fucking hard in WW2. Go cry in a corner hon hon hon
>>59800219
Actually, all the glory and the results aside.
I just don't fucking understand this meme, well yes I do, it's just... so stupid.
If history has proven one thing, it's that the French haven't been cowards.
I mean, Napoleon is probably the best example.
He went alone, against the world. You could criticise the choice, etc. But you can't really call that cowardice.
The Garde Impériale is the symbol of that : "It dies but never surrenders".
Yes, there has been a lot of French men capitulating, but every time, the French people came back to reclaim what was lost.
>>59806641
>9 MEN VS THE WHOLE ITALIAN ARMY
>>59806641
Sats the Italian.
Vive la France ! Vive l'Empereur !
