The one and only Taylor Alison Swift.
>>2627126
she's clearly sensitive over her lack of ass
>>2627126
Godayumm Emma Stone now Taylor?? is it something in the water???
these white girls be getting asses my god
>>2627235
she's been working out a lot recently
Now that Taylor has an ass, I'm actually attracted to her
>>2627257
Lol it's clearly padded. With an outfit that tight, her ass would be flatter, not rounder. You can't possibly think that's the same ass as in this bikini shot which, while she's trying her darndest to stick it out and get the right angle, is still flat.
Taylor in that outfit is making me cum buckets
>>2627362
it broke my 2 day edge
What's your opinion on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_zwl-lnmc
>>2627392
>webm cutting out the last part of the sexy stretching
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But personally don't like or care for that kind of comedy to be honest
>>2627395
do you think she does her own stunts?
do you think she really listens to drake & future?
>>2627402
Some stunts, yeah, but not the fall we saw though.
She might listen to specific songs of theirs but I don't think she listens to and follows all their songs and albums or anything in her regular personal life.
She probably does make note to know about what they've been doing for business purposes for events where they might interact though.
>>2627392
seen it
webm'd it
fapped to it
forgotten about it
>>2627447
Sup shitposter, see you're still saging as always
>>2627392
The epic fall !!! (笑´・艸・)
>>2627402
Ha Ha (笑´・艸・) Either way, this little clip is hilarious. I bet she make good actor that able to follow the footsteps of Dolly Parton, Tom Waits, or Harry Connick. Jr.
>>2627449
Think you got the wrong guy there anon, it must be shitposter PTSD, I can understand that. The sage was left over from a previous post and I neglected to remove. Not like it matters though, this thread rarely leaves Pg1. Here, have the largest Taylor picture in my collection by way of compensatory bump.
>>2627110
Man as soon as I hide one Taylor Swift thread, you faggots spout the next one. You don't even discuss her, just repost and bait each other
>>2627458
but Taylor Swift is perfect
>>2627454
lewd comments are often seen as shitposting anyway
>>2627458
I'm sorry about that but we fill each thread in a matter of days, TayTay is just objectively the most popular and with good reason.
>>2627257
YES. KEEP SQUATING.
Look at all them jelly bitches
>>2627313
What ass?
>>2627589
My thoughts exactly
>>2627114
The sequins on her ass are ruffled.
>>2627495
Or maybe the people that post in these threads are the most autistic and have nothing better to do all day but repost the same pics over and over again
>>2627656
I'm sure the ones that hate her and continue to follow these threads and post multiple times how much they hate her...yeah those guys are not autistic
New Romantics video is out
https://streamable.com/z3ku
She did it , she really did it, it's fucking concert footage, the absolute madwoman
IT'S HAPPENING
The fans are lashing back
https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/717754859957649408
>OH NO WHY THE TOUR VIDEO! NEW GODMANTICS DIDNT DESERVED THAT. JUST LIKE RED AND THE LAST TIME. WHY MOM
>APPLE MUSIC ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>some people are so far up her ass they're gonna let her get away with this abomination I'm so tired
>why do you do these things
>I really thought you were gonna do better than a tour video
>weren't you complaining about apple music a month ago? put that shit on youtube!!!!!!
>GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I WAITED FOR THIS AND IT'S ONLY IMAGES OF THE 1989 TOUR. AND ITS ONLY AVAILABLE ON ITUNES DAMNIT
>honey if you wanted to tank, great job
>when apple music ruins everything ....
Guess thread got deleted cause of the link in the OP
>>2627685
Since link doesn't work anymore, anyone looking for the video can probably go to any of the threads about it over on /r/taylorswift and find a mirror
I'd post one but 4chan thinks it's spam
The day has come
/b/ mods finally got fed up with tayfags and banned and deleted their daily containment thread..not only did /mu/ evict them now /b/ who accepts traps and /fur/ basically the dutch fag was crying and acting all suicidal about how he cant go on any more and wanted to start cutting himself ....just because he was upset that the new song was just concert footage....to be honest u cant blame the mods for banning and pruning the thread when its an entire thread full of that self loathing faggotry....
p.s he is in http://taytaythread.chatango.com/?flash getting himself into all kindsa butthurt
oh and p.s nice butt padding underwear taylor at the ihearts lol!
>>2627716
hahaha finally! yeah i just went into their chat room he is crazy mad
wait, people here actually care about her shitty music videos?
>>2627738
well its just a few retards from /b/ the gay guys who consider her as their trap goddess and make them swear an oath....not even kidding..
Our dutch fellow swiftie>>2627575 was banned for a week
http://i.imgur.com/PcysgsP.png
Rest in peace dude, we are gonna swiftpost in your honor
>>2627744
RIP in peace.
By my deeds, I honor him.
And such a shame, if he just hadn't put the link in his OP he would've been fine.
Swizzle threads are gonna take a very serious hit.
I honestly feel we should suspend them until he comes back, both for solidarity, and to avoid how painfully slow the threads will be without him
>>2627749
>>2627750
>>2627744
>this faggotry
well everyone knows the taytay threads on /b/ are just a few gay trap fags who use multiple devices to make it appear as if its more people...all the straight tayfags avoid this thread because its fucking pure cringe with all their "goddess" crap and posting pics of their taylor swift life size pillows ... and /mpl/ talk
>>2627754
this, jesus christ, its honestly so fucking cringe, grown men worshiping a teen pop celebrity, fapping is one thing, but this is just pathetic.
>>2627750
I second that
http://i.imgur.com/vpN320K.gif
>>2627755
yeah pic related is what one of them posted a while back saying he had it made life size....and put a pillow inside it....
and if you talk about fapping to taylor they say dont be "lewd" ...like wtf?!?
>>2627758
WTF
WTF
WTF
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA this is cringe|!!!!
me in the middle
>>2627235
Big black penises.
I love the necklace
>>2627392
Who did the voice-over at the beginning?
>>2627766
Taylor
>>2627765
I like that she's wearing her hair differently.
Kinda reminds me of her hair in pic related, except less done up
>>2627769
love this <3
Will the /b/ tay/trapfags please leave this thread you are tainting this thread with you faggotry or go and make your own thread and not associate with us and it's embarrassing and cringe worthy.
Jesus christ make up is like cheating for women
im truly disgusted me and many of you came here to post the latest pics of tay but from the above posts gay trap fags have been shit posting here for a while now and making our thread a mockery mods if ur reading this please ban these trap fags from /b/
>>2627873
fuck off chloefag
>>2627883
nice try i fucking hate chloe but i hate you trap fags worse GTFO our thread you fag/trap goddess worshiping autists
>>2627716
Aww, that's kinda sad. Those guys were pretty cool. I wonder why /b/ of all places would do something like that.
>>2627963
It's a combination of the high heels and the pose she's doing.
It's a very widely used pose in the modeling industry.
>>2627970
It's cause the OP had a link to a stream of Taytay's new New Romantics video, which you'd normally have to pay to see
It violated rule 11 >>2627744
Until he comes back, we've decided to suspend the daily /b/ thread
>>2627754
>posting pics of their taylor swift life size pillows
I never saw those posts but to be fair I haven't been in Taylor Swift threads recently .
>>2627758
I would fucking pay good money for a pillow case with a sexier image of Taylor Swift on it. I mean why the fuck not. It looks awesome.
>>2627977
>I would fucking pay good money for a pillow case with a sexier image of Taylor Swift on it
me too, I never saw anything wrong with that
>>2627975
Oh, got it. Kind of a bummer that he got banned trying to do a nice deed for other tay fans tho. Maybe he should have just created a few webms of the video instead of posting a stream link.
Anyways if your reading this banned anon this ones for you.
Anyone know where I can get a Taylor Swift body pillow?
>>2627392
Is that apple music? I use Spotify daily and I just thought that's what it was, they look identical.
>>2627148
she looks like a nigger in this one
>>2627963
>you can get padded underwear now
>>2628070
kys
for the feet fags
>>2628350
Thanks :)
>>2628506
You know what the choker means anon?
>>2628508
She enjoys getting throat fucked?
>>2627154
Good thing Taylor has no ass, or I would probably be unemployed for sitting at home and masturbating to her 24/7.
>>2628508
she thinks her neck is too long.
>>2628508
She's a trap?
>>2628577
well duh
>>2628318
Hello Rnewfriend.
>Normalfag whos left his native site to shit post about his normie ways on 4chan detected.
FYI there's no down or up voting on this site.
>>2628508
She enjoys being put on a leash?
>>2628831
Is Tay in assassin mode now?
>>2628833
"Swift Death"
Trained to seduce & destroy
>>2628835
Mission is halfway done then.
>>2628840
forgot to mention
>me on the left
>>2627963
pose, squats
>>2629265
I edited this, someone can edit this adding penis instead microphone and cum around her face *-*
:F
>>2628841
I wonder if they accused her of stealing that purse when she left the store ?
>>2628508
She's a slave to the BBC. I knew it!
>>2629553
Uh no
Which one of you keeps posting this on /tv/
>>2629553
you cucks are disgusting
>>2629945
What was the filename? image.jpg?
If so, none of us, regular posters here have specific filenames we use
>>2629945
Was going to ask the same thing, but oh well.
testestets
>>2627392
>>2627402
There seems to be a middle section of that webm missing famalam
Imma need that
>>2629553
Jamal, you really need to get your library computer privileges revoked.
enjoy this
>>2630239
Hnnnng
>>2627763
its time to play guess that gender. im gonna say female, and youre a lesbian.
>>2630463
>Pad
>>2630470
That's why the HR versions came out so quick. You think people still scan shit?
Good evening anons of /b/ I made you a gift.
>>2630529
What was the "gift"?
>>2630612
A poorly shooped fake
>>2630461
>psst nigga, you want some grammys?
What happened to the daily taylor thread? Tbh, I shitposted in that, but secretly fapped to the pictures in the thread
>>2630070
She was built to worship the BBC (big British cock)
>>2631190
Yes she deserves the mold from your alien head
How can the devil be pulling you toward someone who looks so much like an angel when she smiles at you?
>>2631447
Cause that's the best way to tempt you.
TAYTAY VULT!
>someones going to tell me to delete this
Can you even deny it. She got rhinoplasty too.
Also she's a heiress her mom is a ex-banker and her daddy's a super rich Merrill Lynch banker and the son in a line of 3 banker forefathers
>>2631497
muh aryan pennsylvania WASP waifu
>>2631447
>Tell me, do you know the oldest lie in America?
>>2631497
She does really look like she's had implants at certain occasions. there's only so much lighting and a good push-up bra can do but I can't say for sure.
>people actually think she had implants
heh
>>2631554
>ywn be implanted into Taylor Swift
jdimsa
>>2631563
Daniel Craig?!
>>2631585
Bombed
Photo Bombed
>>2631497
M8, I'm not exactly sure how old those pics are, but I'm gonna assume you're posting pics from when she was in her teens, comparing them to when she's in her 20s.
Not only that, but comparing her nose from completely different angles and ages and saying she must've had nose surgery, is asinine.
>>2631497
look this pic, same angle, same nose, the make up works very well
>>2631497
>>2631680
is obviously not a rhinoplasty
>>2631497
>bff is marrying into The Jews
CANT WAKE UP
>>2631681
Is she listening to the sound of her own flatulence of the gig sound system?
>>2627126
dear diary, that ass was fat
>>2631876
Lurk moar
>Taytay getting nominated at the BBMAs two years in a row for the same album
wtf?
>>2628835
I'd give her a little death, alright.
i can't unsee her huuuuge big toes...
>>2632482
you mean her sexy huge big toes!
>going to Nobu dressed like this
even her bodyguard seems disapproving
>>2632507
Did her legs get shorter?
Turns out she was meeting up with Lily Aldridge and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Still toting the YSL bag from the other day too
>>2627110
>platic_girl.jpg
>>2632656
>ywn have a wax sex doll in your climatically controlled room
>>2627906
perf
>>2629268
thats pretty autistic
>>2632819
its like she is holding up a giant sphere of energy.
>>2632946
Why aren't you putting your hands up? She needs your energy to defeat Majin Buu.
>>2632861
not really impressive
>>2632987
It's okay to be gay, Anon. It's the current year.
Reminder that Dutch Swiftie's ban lifts tomorrow/today for you european swifties!
>>2632993
didn't say I wouldn't just that it wouldn't be that memorable
>>2633108
Not that anon but why are you saging?
>>2633112
I wasn't adding to this thread.
>>2633120
If you're not adding to the thread, why post at all?
>>2633134
Others might have something to add based on what I discuss.
>>2633043
does this mean thread today?
>>2633174
yes
>>2633174
Maybe, but at the time the ban lifts it would have to be a later thread than usual, like almost an hour and a half later than usual.
>>2633185
id ask op when his ban is lifted and if he wants to make a thread but thats kinda difficult
>>2633204
His ban lifts at 2:44pm EST.
which I think is like 8:44pm in op's timezone
>>2633207
so we could make a thread at like 9 his time if that works?
>>2633225
how can you like this skinny whoreslut
>>2627110
did you freaks finally face some resistance to being such enormous faggots?
>>2633185
She'll never look better.
>>2633225
PLEASE don't bring daily TayTay back
>>2633225
He probably could, but I'm personally thinking it'd be better to just have the thread tomorrow.
I don't think some of the other European swifties will likely be around /b/ at 9 or even know to expect a Swizzle thread at that time.
B L A C K E D
apparently the dutch tayfag who got banned for childporn on /b/ is making his daily containment thread again later after getting unbanned lol
The ban has lifted. Dutch Swiftie is FREE!
Also pretty sure this isn't childporn http://i.imgur.com/Mv45Pms.png
>>2633554
Glad to have you back!
>>2633554
>>2633556
The benefit of not being here for a week is that we at least have shit to talk about.
Also I don't know who the legends in the /b/ thread yesterday were but you guys are awesome.
>>2633558
There was a thread yesterday?
Huh. I only go to /b/ for the swizzle thread and late night hunger games threads
>>2633562
Someone made a thread. If you scroll down to the bottom after image limit is hit you'll see some qt messages.
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/678993231/
>>2633555
nice shoop there dude on the ban....but seriously now stop posting cp!
>>2633564
Dear lord you are new.
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/677981432/
>>2633563
>>2633563
Aww, so sweet.
>>2633566
Don't mind that anon, it's the shitposter.
>>2633567
Right? I never knew 4chan could be so nice.
>>2633568
I know but eh I missed him as well.
During my off time and lurking 4chin for a week I asked myself.
Why do we not have a /wsg/ thread? We should totally have one.
>>2633570
>Why do we not have a /wsg/ thread?
I don't think any of us know how to make webms, so we'd just be mostly posting ones that I think this one dedicated /wsg/ Swiftie made and spread around on other boards
>>2633572
GIFs are allowed to. I have enough to fill multiple threads.
>>2633574
lol where did the faggot write this??? finally proof the /b/ tay/trapfags are nothing but spammers!!
>>2633554
yay
>>2633576
imagine talking to yourself all day
>>2633575
In that case l think we'd be the liveliest thread there.
They still have threads from almost six months ago.
>>2633585
I saw, the board is even slower than /hr/.
>>2633587
Taytay would rule it like a Queen.
Our only competition would be the anime and yfyl threads
>>2633589
so...
failed on /mu/
failed in /hr/
failed on /b/
>moves to basically dead chan
kek
I also have to think of something to substitute the song of the day considering we've had 54 already and there are only 71 on her studio albums.
>>2633595
I excluded sounds of the seasons of course.
Please stop all TayTay threads. She's starting to become addictive. Help
>>2633601
We're actually contemplating making a new one.
>>2633601
>i need to post something that sounds autistic but makes taylor seam popular on 4chan
there FTFY
so no thread but one tomorrow yeah?
>>2633574
>http://imgur.com/X82SzgV
pretty much knew that they are spamming tay here just to shit post but this chan is pretty much dead just let them post here at least its less cancer on /b/ then
>>2633608
A thread tomorrow and possibly a /wsg/ one yes.
>>2633595
We could just drop the songs of the day at some point.
We don't discuss the songs themselves much anyway.
Just throwing it out there.
>>2633608
Ex-shitposted here. Up to you lot, but you will probably be raided by other shitposters
>>2633612
*and not replace it with anything
>>2633612
Well I thought maybe something to replace it but I can't think of anything yet.
Also should I make a /wsg/ then just to try?
>>2633579
dutch guy?? u the daily tay thread diude??? fuck u! ill cum in your faggot ass
why are u such a whiteknight fag anywy??
>>2633614
Oh, ah, gotcha.
>>2633616
not me anon
>>2633615
Not today.
Maybe start the /wsg/ as we finish whatever number Taytay thread tomorrow or something.
so for those Swifties that still wanna post her or talk about her when there aren't enough to sustain another swiftie thread, have somewhere to go.
>>2633619
*forgot pic
>>2633619
I always use this as a TayTay general anyway but eh I'll make it after tomorrows thread.
>>2633621
there's a tay /b/ thread there now lmao its the funniest one iv seen all week
>>2633622
>Them legs
>That face
>That outfit
Goddess
>>2633625
Absolutely fucking perfect.
>>2633625
>That lack of ass
>That lack of tits
>That masculine body
Trap Queen
>>2633627
Yes, she fucking is. And she's infectious as well. She turns haters into lovers. Like myself
>>2633630
I told you you'd give in at some point. Irresistible.
>>2633622
Yeah but we can only post high res images here.
some swifties I've talked to in other threads don't have many so no reason to come here except lurk, some don't like /hr/ or /b/, and some hang only at /gif/ and /wsg/, so it'll be a nice place that's less restrictive than here since any webms and gifs are fine, but is more strict and has less negative connotations than /b/.
Shitposter's gonna have to step his game up too if he wants to post there. Only worksafe stuff allowed, so no black dicks, cum tributes or blacked images.
>>2633630
>infectious
that would be the herpes and other std's she got from fucking nigs like B.o.B
>>2633631
Yes, she is irresistible. I should've listened to you from the start...
>>2633635
tayfag why are you pretending so hard to be a converted hater..we know you are just the dutchpedofag really...kinda sad..
>>2633632
>Shitposter's gonna have to step his game up too if he wants to post there. Only worksafe stuff allowed, so no black dicks, cum tributes or blacked images.
lol im not going there desu, im hoping you stay there and samefag away into oblivion
>>2633635
At least you're here now.
>>2633640
>still pushes samefag
>pretty much admits he autistically followed us to here from /b/
>doesn't deny he's the one posting the black dicks, cum tributes and blacked images even when in /b/ threads he always says it's some other anon and expects us to believe that
It's okay anon, we'll still be there for you in /hr/ and /b/.
>>2633641
Yes. I've seen the light
Anyway that was that, I'll keep all the Taylor I want to discuss for tomorrow's thread.
Also we went way over bump limit, should make a new one whenever it hits the bottom of the board or when image limit is reached.
>>2633630
>>2633645
ok who is mah chloefag here
i dont want to hear this sillynress
fuck taylor, she is pop culture cum receptacle
>>2633641
>>2633644
>>2633645
>samefagging this hard
>still pushes samefag
it's pretty obvious dude... you even said in your gay chat room that you came here to spam
http://imgur.com/X82SzgV
>>pretty much admits he autistically followed us to here from /b/
nah i just love fucking ur shit up its hilarious to see you melt down like the day you got banned (btw it was me who reported you) remember how you was all suicidal just because taylor released her new music video ...but instead of a video she used concert footage lol you musta been self harming like a bitch...and then you got banned...kek
>>doesn't deny he's the one posting the black dicks, cum tributes and blacked images even when in /b/ threads he always says it's some other anon and expects us to believe that
many guys post anti tay stuff on /b/ not just me...but i actually believe with your mental disorder you actually think its just one guy...
Funny tho how when you got banned the tay threads all stop.......thanks for proving my point its just one guy lol
>>2633653
fuckin chloedude i love you man
maxkek ;D:D
>>2633653
/rekt
>>2633646
When image limit is reached
>>2633660
*Wait, that wasn't a question. Ignore
>>2633660
when tay shows his pen0r
>>2633660
Which at this rate is almost the case.
her arms are way to hairy!!!!
>>2633673
such a qt3.14 <33
>>2633661
ughh hnggggg
Image limit reached, time for someone to make the new thread!
Don't forget to put Queen Taytay in the subject and "The one and only Taylor Alison Swift" in the post
>>2633737
is there a "you're gay" limit?