New smirkfu thread tbh
*tips*
more lewd or more bald
>>2497308
Who are you quoting?
>>2497351
>FUCK YOU
>WORKS FINE FAM, TBH
>DOUCHE
>>2497308
>jerking off to her
sigh
>>2497351
>>doesn't know how greentext works
Irony.
>>2496566
and I don't want to get overrun by muslims.
but it still happens
>>2497715
literally getting culturally enriched
>>2497305
best hair is less hair
>>2497308
totally into that. whats wrong that you aren't?
>>2497725
I drove a VW Up with incredible 44KW today, thats enough enrichment for me
>>2497740
I drove a VW Golf yesterday
>>2497741
good for you
I hope
>>2497743
well I've been driving it for 4 years
it's neither good nor bad
>>2497745
it's made in Germany, it can't be bad
>>2497748
just a reminder that opel still exists
>>2497787
>trying to talk shit about Opel
not with me m8
>>2497817
>OP is a huge fag
you subtle bastard
>>2497817
"subtle"
>>2497848
'Bout as subtle as a fucking left hook.
>>2497817
that's what I get for trying to be nice
>>2498396
>trying to be nice
where? in this thread?
>>2498481
by posting a new bread for the new pics she has out
>>2498491
a new thread was totally selfless ...
>>2498520
I did it for everyone tbh
>>2498560
You're a real philanthropist.
Many people should take a leaf out of your book.
>>2498600
Who wore the 'no makeup' makeup better?
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1444240365102.jpg
>>2498609
thats kinda unfair
candid vs. posed photo
but to answer your question.
Nat, her face is more 'interesting'
>>2498621
I give them a draw tbh
>>2498649
>she isn't your undisputed #1
it starts to crumble
>>2498676
>mirrored image
'no'
>>2498682
that carpet is dirty as fuck
I hope she takes more care of her own carpet ...
>>2498694
I'd let her walk all over my carpets with her dirty shoes on
>>2498706
even the carpets on your wall?
>>2498708
I wouldn't know anything about wall carpets
Is that what they taught you at cultural enrichment class today
>>2498714
I take that as a no.
I knew those things are sacred for you
>>2498718
>>I knew those things are sacred for you
like I said I wouldn't know about it, you'd be more knowledgeable in these matters now
>>2499130
2 (ككلمة: اثنان *) meme arrows
I better stop before this gets out of hand
nu pics
thank you based allah
>>2499271
I'm starting to worry about you, the islam has a bad influence on you
>>2499289
Allah is an ancient Beduoin moon God.
The Kaaba contains a piece of meteorite which was previously housed in the Temple of Diana at Ephesus.
And Muhammad was possessed by demons, obv.
>>2497727
yes please!
>>2497660
That's not what irony is.
making chicken nuggets is a pain in the ass
>>2497259
The eyes of this girl look like eyes of an elf.
kek
>>2497308
>not jerking off to her
the fuck is wrong with you
>>2500595
>he comes to 4chin to masturbate
nice try kiddo
>>2500515
>>> /wg/
What do the 3 fingers mean?
>>2500776
Boy Scout Salute.
>>2500776
she wants 3 bulls in her hotel room tonight
>>2500790
sounds a bit cuckish
>>2500813
for you
>>2500893
>>2500967
what happened with your trip?
>>2500977
cookies got deleted
>>2500981
>deleting cookies
I wonder why ...
>>2500893
she should lose some weight
>>2500997
because other chans are full of errors
>she should lose some weight
she really shouldn't
>>2501022
just look at the buttons
>>2500893
>>2500970
>>2500976
>>2500981
they are about to pop
>>2501037
>they are about to pop
Good. I wanna see a shot from the back ... strictly for science reasons of course
>>2501046
here's your reply
I tried to post a butt pic, but google delivered nothing
>>2501076
I meant from that event
>>2501085
I know, I wanted to post a clever joke that would make you laugh for hours.
The joke would have had everything, popping buttons, butts and striped clothing
Now I have to create something hotpants related
>>2500997
People's standards for celebrities are usually higher than RL.
But seriously look at that face. Even for RL that's terrible.
>>2501094
take your time
>>2501103
>that's terrible.
literally for you
I think she looks pretty great in those pictures
>>2501108
I have no time. Every minute could be the last one in this country.
But take this quickie
I'd wear that dirty hotpant as face mask
>>2501118
mfw/hfw
>>2501120
>implying you wouldn't
btw why all the strange faces? was she drunk?
>>2501121
>>implying you wouldn't
that's not the point
>why all the strange faces?
it's called being an actress, you might've heard of it
>>2501161
>why all the strange faces?
>it's called being an actress, you might've heard of it
I think in this case it's called not having full control of your face muscles
But sure "acting"
>>2500666
fuck off satan
>>2501169
ok
>>2501161
>it's called being an actress, you might've heard of it
tbh, no
>>2501769
>ok
>>2501874
>ok
you're really creative today
>>2501877
thanks
>>2501881
We need to do something, you can't go back to the one word answers
>>2502456
I should make a GoT grills general tbh
>>2502493
>SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE 2015
NO!
BTW just a matter of time before the first "refugees" freeze to death
https://i.imgur.com/YlMasVg.jpg
>>2503093
Emilia's third hottest on her show at best.
Buy them doners to keep warm
>>2503132
better idea - I buy them Gyros and tell them it's Döner
>>2503135
d e v i l i s h
>>2503512
no, giving them the special rat poison sauce would be evil
>>2503569
it's an /r9gay/ meme iibqh
>>2503577
>going to /r9k/
>>2503591
>going to 4chan
>>2503605
What else is there? really?
alright, I'll do it myself
Moore > Banks > Natalie > Jlaw
but I'm not totally sure whose butt is looser, bottle- or buttplug queen
____________________________________
>killing an invader 'by accident'
at least your country does something right
>>2503638
that would be advertising
>>2504000
>by accident
yawn
>>2504235
too much scalp tbh
>>2504236
looks like her face took a hit tbh
>>2504237
hair looks good now though tbh
>>2504236
I'd kiss her shaved scalp tbqh
Crap tits.
>>2504282
>posting shit b8
>again
>>2504282
Dude, I'd grab you by the scruff of your neck and the back of your belt and hoist you up over my shoulders and spike you down on the top of your skull right on the sidewalk just to sleep with those tits against my face.
>>2504625
>no flowers in the background
is she a witch?
>>2504639
>is she a witch?
is that bad?
>>2504677
no, just a question
>>2504699
no inquisitions pls
>>2504731
I'd let her play with my magic wand
>>2504774
I'd play with her wand
>>2504639
yeah, she turned me into a newt
more of that cutee bum pls
>>2504885
GAY
A
Y
>>2505122
for her
>>2505135
I'll accept that answer
>going to a german fair
>half of the stalls belong to Indians trying to sell cheap textile stuff and two fake mayas singing a song
>>2505259
>indians
>>2505344
and? we welcome every non-white with open arms here ...
>>2505377
they're called gypsies m8
>>2505928
>gypsies
thats not the politically correct term for them, they 're called Sinti and Roma
also
>Sinti and Roma
>working
chose one
>a fun fact from a country far away from yours
Gypsies are Zigeuner in german.
We have/had a Zigeunerschnitzel that was normally served with Zigeunersauce, but some people complained and so they renamed it to
"Schweineschnitzel ‚Zigeuner Art‘ mit feuriger Paprika-Zwiebelsoße" aka "pork cutlet 'gypsies style' with a spicy paprika-onion sauce"
but they also complained that "gypsies style" is kinda racist too.
>>2506259
In the future you might wanna just say "a fact"
get it?
>>2506288
I shed a tear while thinking about that.
I hope you're happy that you made me sad ...
Did she get a face transplantation?
>>2506308
I had a few laughs though, wasn't it worth it?
>>2506338
not at my expense
>>2506382
should've just said it's on purpose
>>2506386
you're digging your grave deeper and deeper ...
>>2506338
I want to rub my penis on that shaved head, so fucking hot.
>>2506259
I bet no actual gypsies gave a fuck and it was SJW clueless idiots who bitched about it.
>>2506702
the "Beratungsstelle für Sinti und Roma eV" in Hannover complained
aka a lobby for gypsies
it's probably run by the same people who spread their butts for all the invaders
Dark skinned people kill the thread
>>2507637
Like everything they touch.
I'm kinda surprised you're so racist.
>>2507901
I'm not racist tbh fam
I only dislike minorities I've had personal observation over
>>2507913
>I only dislike minorities I've had personal observation over
that's even more racist. you only dislike a minority within a minority ...
>eating shoes
are they on a ship without food?
>>2507928
I dislike the majority of the minority
When she tells you to eat her feet, you don't ask questions
>>2508084
I want to lick her soles
>>2508085
that's the spirit
damn I love startups pushing their shit with vouchers
4€ for this
https://i.imgur.com/8lFdW0j.jpg
>>2508084
eating feet ≠eating shoes
Can anyone post her pits?
>>2508089
enjoy your past-the-expiration-date food
>>2508124
does this count?
>>2508129
Yes,thats good.
They look tasty as fuck.
Pitgame strong.
>>2508124
>fulfilling strange fetish requests
are you her pimp?
>>2508150
no, I do it for free
>>2508174
>he does it for f-
REEEEEEE
>>2508176
well memed
>>2507928
I thought the skin on her leg was tearing at first lol.
>>2508174
you'll never afford to clone her if you're doing everything for free
>>2508236
silly anon, thats her backup vagina
>>2508598
who needs clones when we have waifu pillows
>>2508681
you have your hand
>>2508681
3D >> 2D
>>2508753
3d pig disgusting
JFYI
A sandwich with Metaxasauce doesn't tastes as good as you'd expect
>>2509039
I've no idea what that is, I don't eat sandwiches
>>2509691
>he doesn't know metaxa sauce
I have no words for that
thats the red sauce the Greek put on almost every meat dish
I saw a "Refugees welcome" sticker on a Toyota Auris today, needless to say I was shortly before vomiting.
>>2509691
>I don't eat sandwiches
What a special little snowflake you are.
>>2509691
Fuck you, cunt.
>>2511222
Easy with the racism or I'll have mr Shekelberg write another article about german nationalism on the rise
>>2511648
That's all you got?
baka desu senpai
>>2513817
>implying I'm senpai
Truck Driver must be the most boring job in the world.
I followed one for about an hour and almost fell asleep.
>>2514246
I'm not sure what you're trying to say so I let it pass without comment
She looks like a potential coalburner
>>2514431
There's a webm of her tounging some dindu on the tube and you can see she's well into it. Not even acting.
>>2514431
have fun
https://youtu.be/bPJSsAr2iu0?t=2m4s
>>2514427
>I followed one for about an hour
stalker desu
>>2514446
I call that curiosity
>>2514449
thoughts on this curious fellow? >>2513742
the new function "Edit in Tegaki" annoys me
>>2514452
whatever floats his boat - I'm not a fan of it, but at least he doesn't hurt anyone
but the real question is
why the fuck are you in that thread?
>>2514454
So I can help em change their creeper ways
>>2514458
I feel honored that you finally want tell me something about yourself, but your fetishes are something I don't need to know
>>2514466
I don't think you got what I'm saying but we'll blame it on the language barrier
>>2514469
I'd say
>10%
language barrier
>20%
I can't give you 100% of my attention right now senpai, I'm distracted by food
>70%
you're not wanting to speak my language
>>2514475
>I'm distracted by food
not even gonna comment senpai
>>2498676
That look of disdain for plebs.
>>2514521
Don't blame me, blame the coupons that were only valid until today
I'm watching TWD right now, the episode is terrible
>>2514431
You're potentially only half wrong, because she's a literal coal burner, my son.
It broke my heart too, so I feel ya, but we've got to move on. You know this. It doesn't matter how pretty . . . how sweet . . . charming in every OTHER way . . .
And no, I don't know what we're gonna do next. But you know what? She was 29, bro. You can't meet a girl that late in life . . . you know? They . . . they have too many opportunities by that time, too many chances at the forbidden fruit, and they're just animals, what do you expect?
You've got to get one YOUNG and train it.
>>2514532
>just the episode
Understating it a bit are you?
>>2514867
There are at least some minutes of good stuff in every episode, but this one had absolutely nothing.
>>2514532
>watching TWD
there's your mistake
>>2515086
what else can I watch?
From the current stuff I'm watching
>Homeland
>iWaifu
>TBBT
>>2515115
>>TBBT
get out
Even Victorious is more funny than that
>>2515123
>Victorious
>implying someone who watches a show for kids is allowed to judge my taste in shows
btw Maze Runner 2 is shit
>>2515124
Well excuse me for not being 30
>>2515131
30 is the new 20
btw I can't go to Kaufland anymore, they're collecting donations for refugees
>>2515134
At least the mosque will get a new roof, right
>>2515134
donate a Bible and some pork faggots
>>2515234
>committing social suicide
>>2515150
They'll probably use it to build the [spoiler]fourth[/spoiler] mosque in the city ....
>>2515150
I'm sorry, that is one weird looking woman
Christmas came early desu
>>2515499
I'm no saying it's a bad ass, but .. never mind.. you're just modest
>>2515596
>even trying to imply it's bad
yawn, amateur bait
in berlin
>>2515620
I didn't say it's bad, it's just underwhelming for an ass centered pic
>Berlin
I wasn't there in a very long time
>>2515499
>>2515627
it's not a porno mag
>>2515637
no thanks
>>2515637
a little bit too much
she doesn't need an ass like asr
>>2515641
is it so hard for you to admit I'm right senpai?
>>2515646
right about what, go to the Demi thread if you want ass centered pics
note to myself, don't talk about butt sizes ever again
>>2515648
>right about what
everything I say
>>2515652
nice cap btw
If anyone can find this in high res, they'll have my eternal gratitude
http://41.media.tumblr.com/962a10e19d37d3f2c5d03e3579101e20/tumblr_nxal8taTTt1ssypfho1_500.png
>blacked
>>2515652
>boy tits
>fucked up face
>>2515741
That's the way the cookie crumbles...
I give you hours of entertainment and get nothing.
>>2516237
already found it btw
>>2516408
she looks possessed in that one
Rate my poster in the back
