Post mouthwatering dicks
>>1279688
>>1279693
>>1279694
>>1279695
domthestud
>>1279399
>>1279419
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
I've just love to put lock you in a male chastity cage for one week and week what it does to your mind. Big buys like you must be used to cumming when you want and how you want. A chastity cage, would make it a lot of fun to see you chaste and submissive.
>I just have a fetish for putting big dicks in chastity cages : )
>>1279776
Chastity cages are amazing. They really can drive a guy crazy.
Sometimes even the most macho male will actualy cry, FUCKING CRY, to his mistress or keyholder that he can't stand his erections being denied and that he HAS to cum.
And much more common, a lot of straight males become increasingly willing to perform homosexual acts if it means the chastity cage will be removed from their penis earlier than agreed upon.
>>1279779
you're a fucking retard. nobody ''macho'' is going to put on a fucking chastity cage.
>>1279783
You'd be surprised what an alpha male will do when he gets with an alpha female. The curious nature of males usually get the best of them, in this case, this crazy femdom girl convinced him to let her locked his penis in a chastity cage until their next date.
>>1279787
>alpha
Kek
>>1279787
I second this. In the bedroom alpha females always get the alpha male to do what they want. The alpha male has ALWAYS gotten to dictate how he wants sex. Where as the alpha female often plays the subby. She may get with a hot guy, but he is in no way dominant so she doesn't want to intimidate him and ruin her chance a a decent lay that night. Though when an alpha female gets with an alpha male who think thinks can take her dominant personality, all that pent up dominance is going to come bursting out and that poor guy regardless of how alpha he is, is going to get completely worked by that female.
her sending a guy home with a chastity cage locked on his penis does seem a bit harsh though
>>1279787
>You'd be surprised what an alpha male will do when he gets with an alpha female.
Once a male gets desperate he's no longer alpha.
>>1279803
It's not desperation. He's just intrigued by a female that actually has a plan and things she wants to do(mostly to him) once they get in bet. Most guys are not used to that. Most guys, even alpha guys are with girls that just lay on the bed with their legs spread, you fuck em, and if you change positions 3-4 times, they consider it wild sex.
>>1279807
Alpha will never submit to a woman, it's counter to the definition of alpha. Alpha male with alpha female generally doesn't happen, due to alpha female nature to seek out betas.
When it does happen, though, there is a level of understanding and respect between the two and sex is generally neutral wrt power dynamic. The guy will exert dominance sometimes and vice versa, never for a huge extent for the guy but the girl could conceivably enjoy bondage while still maintaining alpha attitude. Humiliation would not turn her on though
Kinky couples like this will often bring in submissive girls to play with to let off Dom steam or what have you
>>1280129
What the fuck is that?
>>1279401
>>1279405
>>1279415
>>1279419
Theese are fucking awesome
>>1279401
Christ Almighty, sauce on this one?
>>1280129
is it dead?
>>1279399
This cock belongs to my ex boyfriends older brother
>>1280172
You're confusing being alpha with being dominant.
>>1279807
If you're willing to lock up your dick just to get laid you're desperate or a beta.
>>1282975
Moar
>>1281778
Is this shooped?
this big fucker
>>1283206
It's real anon
>>1283209
This is my secret fetish.
>>1279697
I want dis
>>1283171
Yes, we know.
>>1284895
WE FOUND OUT
YEEEEES WE DID
WE FOUND OUT
NOW WE KNOW
WEEE FOUND OUT THAT GRANDMA PLAYS THE NUMBERS
>>1279399
disturbing
>>1279694
LOL
This is more funny than sexy. He looks like he has a pencil for a dick.
>>1286409
I'm not a fan either. These are too big and it makes them look unnatural. I'll take a good, old, average dick.
>>1286581
>big cocks
>>1287530
I would love to swallow two of these before bedtime
>Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/.
Do NOT post selfies on /hm/. /hm/ is showing up on the banlist every day.
>>1287922
Sauce?
When you see your cock on /hm/ posted in a big dicks thread...thanks guys!
>>1288207
#lifegoals
>>1288207
Hey...
Don't tease like that!
>>1288207
Which are yours?
>>1288237
Oh my, what a hog!
>>1288259
>>1288260
not me, and he is like 8.5"...
>>1288002
>you're doing God's work
>translate- Im too lazy to share shit. please feed me content and I'll pretend to be grateful
>>1288265
dude, blow me. i don't see you posting shit...
>>1288272
Says fucking who? i posted on and off all day, most of the ass thread was me. so sick and tired of seeing this excuse.
>>1288274
This could also apply to this comment .>>1288270
You have zero idea whether that anon has posted or not. Just because they're shitting on your content doesn't mean they're not providing their own. This is 4chan for chris-sake, that's what happens, stop being so thin-skinned. You must be one of those in the overweight thread constantly getting bombarded with vomit gifs.
>>1279399
I can tell most of these are straight. Gays in real life are never this appealing. Or even in porn, for that matter. Threads like this just further convince me that gays are broken males and those appearing to be the rare exceptions will figure it out soon enough.
Which is why gays over 30 go into hiding or become sex criminals. After the looks go, I imagine theres no point to fringe sexual identity, and by then its too late to start over
>>1287920
Oh wow.. Sauce for this?
>>1288278
bisexual master race reporting in.
get fucked by hunks while qt twink from 17-20
become a hunk and fuck qt twinks from 20-30
marry a woman and have babies and a family at 31.
in b4 jealousy
>>1288287
>marry a woman and have babies and a family at 31.
Who the hell wants this?
>>1288274
not something to be bragging about
>>1288287
You're much to smart for this crowd. You've figured out the classic golden path, and 99% if the people here will hate you for making better life decisions than they could ever have seen possible.
Well done. Congrats on the family too.
Now lets sit back and watch the others ruin their lives; it amuses me.
>>1288278
i was referring to the lack of activity in this post currently. also, im 6'3" and 140lbs. xx
>>1288288
People who grasp social functioning.
When you see old childless men living alone so shriveled and broken early in life with nothing but the want of food and fear of death keeping their lonely life going in spite of the creepiness they instill in neighbors and peers, you'll understand the alternatives.
And no, Im not indulging you in a class discussion on it.
>>1288288
anyone who doesnt want to spend age 50 to 90 completely alone.
even the most normal of normalfags stops having a social circle after 50. Your family IS your social circle.
>>1288295
Looks good. Moar plox!
>>1288287
I found this common. Truly bi-sexual men usually fuck anything in their horny young adult years then calm down and the urge to breed kicks in.
>>1288343
I think thats just a guy thing, not any manufactured sexual identity.
Marriage is a social retreat, after all, enshrined in law. It would be a comfortable place to retire when gay death kicks in, except now women want to be men so there really is no escape and little about it left to be attractive to men. Why share a home if you are going to be subject to pc scrutiny every day for compliance with feminism and laws explicitly meant to exploit you.
Guys in confined same sex environments will often end up screwing a guy. It has nothing to do with stupid modern narratives.
Likewise, guys who preferred guys would suck it up and marry a women in the old days, which benefited everyone. No one was trying to invent 3rd party identities to explain how it could be that people actually made choices based on what was best, not what was preferable, as if every stage and moment of life is a fixed station.
So now guys dont want to get married at all, and aging homos are faced with finally having that chance to live with another old man in marriage like they never wanted but bitched about for decades. Seems once you are old enough, you lose youthful attraction while learning the concept of gold-diggers.
At least we have a piece of government paper, the animosity of millions and bakeries and caterers under the gun.
Thanks SJW. This is great.
>>1288359
So much psychological projection. I hope you find love one day, so you can drop this whole penis pragmatism angst you have.
>>1288359
does anyone actually read this stuff?
>>1288697
Well I didn't make these I just downloaded them
>>1288913
The best
>>1288935
stupid fag
>>1288935
i think its cute and youve got a nice wang
>>1288234
impressive
>>1288908
looks a well done shop.
if not, sauce?
>>1289703
If I had to pick a cock for my wife and me to suck and fuck, this would be it.
What would you do to this??
>>1288935
Damn dude, work on that V a little more and you'll be sexy as fuck. Your cock is beautiful.
>>1290137
No, cut it off.
>>1290113
>>1290137
>>1288935
Read the fucking rules, dipshits. No one wants to rate your nasty junk.
>Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/.
>Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/.
>>1290137
I would. Also, I encourage guys to show off. It's basically amateur porn.
Why the fuck aren't all these dicks in me right now?
>>1290659
all these giant dicks in one place, the universe would collapse
>>1290660
That's a risk I'm willing to take!
Or swallow...
>>1290743
Good god. Do not want. I'll take a good old regular dick thank you.
>>1287920
"Sit on my lap. Don't be shy."
http://www.xvideos.com/video8407290/big_cock_solos
>>1288278
>>1288293
You're trying too hard, sweetie.
>>1291172
Pathetic faggot
>>1291172
That's a yummi dick. Got moar?
>>1291228
>>1291231
Have any of you idiots even read the sticky? SELFIES DO NOT GO ON /hm/. You guys are literally getting banned left to right for this. Look at all the broken backlinks in this thread.
From the sticky:
>Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/.
This includes selfies posted in other threads.
>>1291092
That lap look like it might hurt
>>1280623
can I have some?
>>1279401
The discolouration is mouth watering
>>1288326
I'd bite it
>>1288566
Nice toes
>>1279776
>I just have a fetish for putting big dicks in chastity cages : )
No you don't, you get off on dominating other people you ego-maniac, you should have stood up in high-school for yourself instead of letting it pile up while you listen to linkin park in your room and now letting it infect your sexuality.
>>1279800
>that poor guy regardless of how alpha he is, is going to get completely worked by that female
Than why has that never happened to me and to none of the mentally stable guys I know, although I was in a relationship with a mistress.
>>1290743
why would anyone want to do that. that no longer fits in any pants or people
>>1287913
sauce??
>>1279399
Bump
would 6.5in long x 4in grith be considered big?
>>1294912
in china
>>1288287
gee, you got everything all figured out
this is exactly what the ancient greeks did, anon, except adjusted for our longer lifespan
jealousy
>>1288297
>yfw when there are married straight couples who choose not to have kids
>yfw their income and overall happiness is higher
>yfw they retire into their golden years with a strong relationship held together by their love of each other instead of an obligation to raise some shitty child
>>1279787
some cunt suggests this to me I'd slap her teeth across the room
>>1295033
cool story, just a reminder: you're 100% browsing a gay porn site.
>>1295110
Ugly mutilated peanut of a cock with a shitty prepubescent trimjob that makes you look like a 12-year-old faggot.
I think you need to read the rules, jackass. Selfies are not allowed on /hm/. This is a board for sharing professional porn, not a depository for pathetic lowlife faggots like you to plaster your nasty junk in while begging for rates.
Fuck off to >>>/soc/ and stay there
>>1298040
Holy hot.. Any more?
>>1298050
Yum. Would suck and fuck/10
>>1290120
Slap me in the face with that!!
>>1298040
>>1298050
fuck that's nice. 10/10
>>1298040
feed me plzz
>>1298040
>>1298050
shit, sauce on this?
someone got this webm?
>>1287913
need sauce for this plz... on my face
>>1298692
yeah, sauce for this plox
mmmm
http://www.gayboystube.com/video/438113/a-shower-cum
>>1288183
Jesus Christ a monster tatoo? Fucking literally a walking advertisement
>>1279789
That dirty water put me off
>>1280129
He's dead, Jim
>>1279399
Tristan, if you see this, I kinda miss you
>>1300522
Stop posting this disgusting shit on every fucking thread.
>>1294483
Fetishes possibly. I see him on Chaturbate every now and then and quite a few people are in his rooms, most seem to be into it. It's odd but hot.
>>1280248
only half death
>>1299863
obligatory sauce.
love this one
>>1302300
oh damn, very nice wouldsuck/10
Do white bears with big cocks exist? Or are they a porn myth?
>>1297019
who is this beautiful man?
>>1302337
Or just any bears in general?
>>1302403
>who is this beautiful man?
he is the manifestation of god on earth.
http://fykrisevans.tumblr.com/
>>1302408
>any
Dropped.
>>1280172
youre spouting the sort of pseudo-darwinian babble that retards do.
>>1280621
It's literally the same thing you fucking autist.
