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> be in high school philosophy class
> every fucking discussion this retarded dyslexic manlet would always argue with the teacher
> always bullshit like "lol how can u prove this? lol u can't actualy kno anything lol what if we liv in simulation?"
> teacher would always just stare at him as if he was retarded, while manlet would have the most smug face ever
> every fucking day he would brag about "destroying" the teacher at lunch
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>>1125952
>be me
>be in historyclass
>talk about first appearances of the concepts of freetime and tourism
>retarded gucci whore raises her am and asks the teacher why this was not banned right when it started
>lolwutnigga.png
>she explains
>mfw she mixedup TOURISM and TERRORISM
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You had philosophy in high school?
Damn.
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>>1127648
This honestly
My high school had "accelerated" English studies but never a real philosophy class
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>>1125952
I just finished ap history and I realized how bloated it is.

Our teacher told us that Islam was the only religion in the world that did not condone slavery. I argued that they were just as guilty, as Islamic forces kidnapped young christian children and forced them to fight their own brothers, stealing them from their families. I got called down to the office later and was told to stop being so blindy eurocentric
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>>1127766
Also the crusades were just zealots with no real basis of reason to go.

>pic related was my actual teacher
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>>1127766
Not to mention slavery was explicitly banned in Zoroastrianism which was in the middle-east long before Islam was even invented.
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>>1125952
I am curious as to who that is
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>>1126653
Nigga a girl in my french class thought that it was illegal to look up information of pirates on the internet (because internet piracy lol)

I legit think she was mentally disabled
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>>1127766
Do you live in Sweden?
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>>1127785
Florida, most of my other history teachers were really based though.
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>>1127775
Thats what I said, but apparently Zoroastrians could own slaves, just not other Zoroastrians.
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>Be taking Early Modern history class
>Going over West Africa
>One of the first things we go over is race
>Suddenly a ethnic studies class about what is race and ethnicity
>why.jpg
>Finish that absurdly long session that had no connection to what we're suppose to learn
>Watch video about Mali Empire, specifically Timbuktu
>It's about a man doing a journey through Mali to get to Timbuktu which he praises endlessly
>Tries to picture the city and the empire in a good light despite the shitty conditions in everyday life of the country shown in the video
>Claims that the mud built university is as impressive as Notre Dame
>Colonialism ruined Mali
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>>1127766
I'm not going to be a dick because /his/ seems to be a lot more tolerant than other boards but your summer is showing. Enjoy college
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>>1127772
Can you tell us your worst experience with John?

Storytime
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>>1127808
Wasn't mali already shit by the 1800's, long after the trade had moved?
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>in class studying
>studying afro-eurasian routes and our homework is to watch john greens video.
>he starts by trying to prove that Africa was as complex as everyone else, saying that you don't need a written language to be complex. Then he talked about mesa "we wuz kangz" the first, who apparently came with over 10,000 camels carrying gold, spending so much that it inflated Egypt
>the next day my class is told we will be studying the history of africa and their kings for the next three weeks, so we do t get biased by eurocentrism.
Sorry about the shitty greentext In advance
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Maybe cringe, definitely autism

During 7th grade""""" social
studies""""""" we were playing some trivia game, and the class was divided into teams.

The topic was ww1, and I answered every single question for our team because no one wanted to participate.

The other team was getting extremely buttblasted that I was destroying them on my own, and complained to the teacher.
The teacher forbade me playing for the rest of the year, and made me full-time score keeper.

Shit was weak.
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>>1127827
Yeah, it was. I think they had their shit rocked by the Moroccans. The city itself when he finally got there was destitute and barren, a far cry from other capital cities that used to be famous and grand.
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>>1127813
Another fantastic tale
>watching more john green getting my brownie points for school
>tells me that slavery under no circumstance should be laughed about
>spends the rest of the video talking about how great the ottoman empire was, and joked about how well they were kidnapped christian kids
>pic related

He also talked about how the Aztecs sacrificing people make sense and how ww1 was just everyone only fighting in trenches
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>>1127859
John Green has to be the most delusional person in the world.
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>>1125952
>taking pseudoscientific philosophy unironically

>get mad because some people like to criticize things that can't be proven and attempt to use a rational basis for going about life.

10/10 cancer post. Maybe once you graduate you'll realize how useless semantics ideas like saying "reality is a fictitious conception" is.
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>>1127812
Isn't this site 18+?
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>>1127766
>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery

>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery

>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery

>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery
>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery

>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery

>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery

>only religion in the world that did not condone slavery
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>>1127772
>skip over the Reconquista and call them "crusades"

Every fucking time.
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>>1127766
Sorry to say, but europe leads the world and has for quite some time, since islam's east african concubines ruined the collective genomes of north africa and the middle east.
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>>1127889
I was told that the only reason that they could lead the world was their African colonies that supplied them with the materials for the industrial revolution
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>>1127906
Why were they leading the world before colonization then?
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>>1127911
>Before colonization
They weren't.
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>>1127911
I presumed that China was the leading power, as they let people trade with them as long as they said they weren't as great as the Chinese till the opium wars
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>>1127837
>apologizing about your greentext in advance
>at the end of your greentext

Reddit PLEASE leave
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>>1127971
Naw, just a newfag that needs to lurk moar
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>>1127846
This happened to me, except they put me on my own team had to wait at least 30 seconds before answering.
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>7th grade i think in hueland
>Talking about the releationship between Romans and Hebrews
>At some point we begin talking about Jesus and BC and AD
>Girl raises hands and asks "If there is a "Before Christ" and "After Christ" is there a "During Christ"?

Annoying voice but great body tho
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>>1127906
European powers had global empires well before colonising Africa in any significant capacity. Early Modern colonisation of Africa was mostly limited to coastal areas.

It was the expansion into the Americas, South East Asia and India that gave European powers the resources they had in the Early Modern period. Africa started being more relevant to colonial expansion in the 19th century onwards with the scramble for its interior.

>>1127911
European powers certainly held dominance well before the scramble for Africa, but prior to the growth of the Portuguese and Spanish empires, and the discovery of the Americas and the age of exploration? Not so much.

>>1127927
We're talking about a world that isn't globalised prior to the advent of colonialism. Whilst the Ming Dynasty was a very formidable power in it's region with a well and truly gigantic population and military presence for it's time - it was never a global power in the sense that Spain, Portugal, Britain or America were.
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>>1127648
In my country its a part of the curriculum, but it's more regurgitation of ideas, than an open discussion. But there are some essays to wtite, so it's not openly deboid of it.
We even has it in primary, but we didnt get past the Greeks, since the teacher tried to teach the thought behind philosophy.
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>>1127766
One correction lad

Islam, or any religion, isn't monolithic, something your teacher and course also got wrong. You talk about Ottoman Janissaries, but refer to them as Islamic forces, which gives a pretty vague impression.

Otherwise, yeah your teacher is a dumbass. Whilst some early Islamic figures were anti-slavery, some of them being former slaves themselves, many of the Caliphates and later Middle Eastern empires and polities had thriving slave trades.

Look up the Zanj Rebellion, a slave revolt by largely African slaves that took place in Iraq, then part of the Abbasid Caliphate - in the 9th century ffs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanj_Rebellion

Also many slaver states like the Zanzibar sultanate (which was taking slaves well into the late 19th century) and the like were predominantly Islamic.

Your teacher was a dipshit lad, and probably because they themselves are Eurocentric enough to know so little of the history of Africa and the Middle East.
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>>1128166
Baguette ?
>>1125952
Well, your manlet, in fact, had the same approach as Descartes
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>>1128147
Valid question given the premises tbqh.
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>>1125952
>be American
>in Normandy for France trip for history class in college
>giving a speech on the bus about the hedgerows on the landscape and why they were important
>couldn't remember the exact word
>called them hedgegroves throughout my speech/presentation
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>>1125952
>>1128156
>Spain, Portugal,
Not global powers either. Just had a global presence.

These two were pretty powerless in the face of local rulers like the Chinks and Nips. Only the 1800's Industrialized Imperial powers could truly be said to have started the world power schtick.
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>>1127837
Mansa Musa did brought enough gold to his Hajj to almost crash the Near East economy
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>>1128147
Thats when I figured out a.d. was anno domini, not after death
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>>1128185
Thanks for the clear up
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>my country

Why do people do this? Is it some /int/ habit because you're used to flags showing, or fear of getting buttblasted because of /int/posting?
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>high school history class
>teacher speaking
>Stalingrad and Leningrad were the same cities
>Stalin wasn't a nickname, it was an actual name, his nickname was Jughashvili
>mfw
I've confronted her after the calss. She said she needs to check up on the topic to see if I'm right. Never spoke about it again.

Also she now teaches at uni.
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>Be me in 10th grade history
>Studying the Roman Empire
>The teacher says that the Roman Gladius was about 6 inches long
>The teacher says Rome at its height only had 100k troops
>The teacher says the Praetorian Guard was made of Elite Viking Warriors
>The teacher says the Romans never conquered the Spartans
>In return the Spartans unsieged Constantinople from the Vandals in AD426
>HE SAID THE SPARTANS WERE IN HOPLITE PHALANX WITH BRONZE ARMOR
>MFW
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>>1129196
Wonderful
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>>1129196
what.. how is this possible?
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>>1125952
>doing English course
>presentations, topic weeks, etc. on random subjects including history
>it's all filled with incorrect information and half-truths

I wish I was autistic enough to speak out
Oxford educated manlet teaching people that William the Conqueror basically brought Christianity to England, calling the Triple Entente the Triple Alliance and a bunch of other shit I've suppressed
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>>1127927
China had been BTFO for a long time by then
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>>1128731
The fuck u saying?? Singlely Spain could destroy China twice, before XIX.
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>"everything is relative however, our history and people are objectively evil"
>mfw
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>>1127911

The only civilosations in the middle east (phonecians, syrians, assyrians, mesopatamians, jews, persoansanatolians etc), were white until after the muslim invasions
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>Sophomore at very large state school
>Be in International Studies Survey class required for humanities majors
>Lot's of boring essays, End of History Fukuyama trash type stuff
>Talking about Cold War one day
>Boy raises hand and asks if the Berlin Wall was a metaphor for the divide between east and west
>Proff actually visibly double takes, she is one of the best I had for a class at college, totally down to earth and knowledgeable
>I laugh because wtf and look at my buddies
>She says it was a very real wall.
>Guy: Oh Ok
>He has to be a poli sci or int. studies or his major to be in here
>mfw I actually think about how our society has failed to educate kids later after class
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>>1129196
No, that level of autism is unreachable
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Well...just the regular stuff

>Everyone thought the world was flat

>Napoleon was small

>African "empires" were influential
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>A-Level 16th Century English History
>Class is mostly dumb as rocks
>Teacher is trying to illustrate the political relationship between Henry VIII and Cardinal Wolsey
>Uses the example of the difference between an owner (Henry) and a managing-director (Wolsey) in a modern company
>The owner spends most of his time doing what he wants, maybe sat on a beach in the Bahamas or driving sports cars and going to parties
>Meanwhile the managing-director handles most of the day-to-day business that he isn't interested in
>The owner may call the MD on the phone to check in on things every once in a while, but otherwise is happy so long as the company continues to make money
>Some bimbo in the class legitimately asks: 'Did they have phones in them days?'
>Mfw
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>>1127766

Cite the existence of janissaries, ghilman, and mamluks.
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>>1129806

Shit, just ask him what the translations of Mamelouk or Saqaliba means.

This sort of wilful ignorance to whitewash muslim empires is kind of disconcerting.
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>>1129840

Any kind of romanticism is disconcerting. Life for most people in history was shit.

The vast majority of Romans were poor as shit and Rome was built largerly from wood, which is why fire was such a big problem, and why the vigiles were founded.

Most Norsemen were farmers and the Vikings were poorly equipped compared to the professional troops fielded by the likes of the Lombards, the Franks, and the Byzantines.

You could write volumes on this.
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>>1128755
Any real evidence of this? Just curious, it seems contentious.
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>>1129359
""""white""""
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>>1128147
That's not cringe, that's adorable.
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>>1128147
I thought this would be less of a problem since "Anno Domini" makes a bit more sense in a Romance language.
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>>1130051
Define "real evidence" in the terms of medieval history.
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>>1127875
Philosophy isn't pseudoscientific because it isn't attempting to be science.

Every time a 'scientist' posts in a philosophy thread, all I can ever take from it is that scientists literally don't know what words mean.
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>Be in AP Human Geography
>Ignorant Redneck who thinks that USA is the best at everything
>He tries to give a justification to nuking the middle east
>Says that We waste too much money on war
>It would be similar to the bombing of Japan becuase even if many people die they would be saving Americans lives
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>>1128166
are you from Italy senpai?
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>>1130488
>implying America isn't the best at everything
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>>1130580
>What is Football
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>>1130586
America is the best at football
It's not the best at soccer though
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>>1130080
In Hue land we generally use "Antes de Cristo" and "Depois de Cristo"
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>>1129534
Anon. Learning doesnt matter anymore, only test scores for state funding, rinse and repeat.
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>>1129317

>filename

fucking lol
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>>1127915
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_by_past_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

The only timezone where any other nation or area came close to the top european country was after the collapse of the roman empire

in terms of technology and inventions it follows the same route, rome was the top dog until the collapse, Europe catched up in the middle ages again and exponentially became dominant in economy and science, every country today is built from the ground up with euro tech and inventions
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>>1127859
>Aztecs sacrificing people
This is exaggerated typically. Archaeology finds many less executed remains than would be expected from what the Spanish wrote. Also other ancient people sacrificed humans. You see faint traces and a few actual examples in Greek and Roman antiquity.
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>>1133771
>same route, rome was the top dog until the collapse, Europe catched up in the middle ages again

So basically Europe hasn't always been on top? Rome of course was a high point and obviously modern day since around the 1600s but other than that Europe has been insignificant historically.
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>>1133817
>>You see faint traces and a few actual examples in Greek and Roman antiquity.
Maybe, but the Greco-Roman culture outlawed human sacrifice fairly early, and throughout most of it's history didn't do it.
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>>1127766
>islam didnt condone slavery

I am reading this correctly right?
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>>1128849
Learn english. I do not know what the fuck you tried to say.
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>>1134047

Stop being so blindly Eurocentric.
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i remember in my Criminal Justice class in high school this black girl tried to argue that The Netherlands was the capital of Oregon, which bordered the state of Boston.

At first I thought she was messing with us until 10 minutes had passed and I realized she was convinced of this 100%

>mfw shitty rural US town
>south Carolina
>lived in district gerrymandered so SC would have a democrat voice
>schools so shitty in this district that it's called the corridor of shame
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>>1130637
>football
>soccer
>not handegg and divegrass

fuck you
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>highschool
>be best student in class
>literally A just for showing up
>ww1
>"who can tell me a bit about the race to the sea"
>class retard
>explains how it was the German Armada having to reach open waters before French navy reaches them
>class nods in agreement
>teacher and I share a "can u believe this" moment
>explain it for them
>teacher tells me to go have a smoke for the rest of the lesson to not demotivate the class
>about to leave
>hear student ask teacher a question
>"why was it called ww1 weren't there two more a hundred years later ?"
spent 3 years of history classes outside smoking cause classmates didn't know shit
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>>1125952
>In 'extension 1' English class, Australian equivalent of AP English
>Learning about Victorianism
>Someone asks 'Why would society not like sexual openness if having sex is part of life"
>Teacher says "good question" and answers something that could be inferred by common sense
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Three groups in my gen ed music class said Mozart was from Australia during their presentations. I was the only person who said Salzburg.
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>In religion lesson
>talking about politics and history of 20th century
>straight-A student, literally the best of the class, starts talking
>he explains how stalinism and fascism/nazism are exact opposites
>he goes on and comes somehow to an theory how pharmaceutical companies invented superfood, that could cure all diseases
>90% of class agrees with him

Also:
>be me
>be few weeks before graduation in grammar school
>teacher starts talking about cold war in history lesson
>some girls behind me are whispering to me: "Hey, anon, what was the cold war again?"

I mean those people went 12 goddamn years to school
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>>1134084
Ah, Jim Clyburn's district. He's the biggest racist in SC's congressional delegation and an overall unpleasant person. He'll never lose that office because of the color of his skin. What county are you in? Orangeburg? Williamsburg?
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>>1134155
Forgot one:
>In history class 10th or 9th grade
>talking about napeolonic wars
>teacher explaining some details, how Napoleon reorganized Germany
>some girl in our class: "How could they even communicate? I mean, French and German aren't the same languages, how were they able to speak to another?"

She literally thought Germans/French learned each others language after WW2 by discovering it like ancient Egyptian.
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I had a Girl in highschool history class who didn't know what a tank was.
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>Cold war comes up mid conversation.
>Someone goes "What, the cold war was in the 60".
>No, the cold war was from 1945-1991
>No, the Cuban Missle Crises in the 60s was how the cold war started.
>Everyone agrees with him.
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>>1127766
so fake it's unbelievable. spreading disinfo only makes real discussion harder.
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>>1129317
Underrated filename
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Elementary school teacher was a half Serb, half Croat with a Muslim husband.
She had an autism outburst when talking about WW2.
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> in European history class
> talking about WWII
> talking about the wermacht
> teacher tells use about the Geneva convention and how that changed how WWII was different from WW1 like using gas in the battlefield.
> dude bro in the back asks " didn't the nazis like gas jews and kill everybody they found?"
> teacher: "yes the SS and the Nazis did but the wermacht was separate from this"
> dudebro: "no wasn't everybody a nazi"
MFW
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>>1127648
I thought that philosophy in high school was common and even kind of "mandatory" around all Europe, maybe all the west.

I mean, it's not like teenagers learn something about philosophy in that class, just like they will not learn history or literature in those respective classes. They memorize and vomit concepts at best.
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>>1127801
I think it's more like "we can't but I'm a powerful grandee so I'll do it anyways".
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>>1127827
It was kind shit by the 1700 and even the 1600s if you ask me, compared with the past.
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>>1130488
He's right though
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>>1134247
Top lel
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>>1127648

My old high school just added philosophy as a class. They're still trying to pull a coherent curriculum together.

I do guest lectures there twice a month
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>>1134109

>he watches fatswing
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>>1130080
I don't think there's a single romance-speaking country that uses Anno Domini. Maybe the french.
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>>1128809
We say "my country" without saying which one to put it clear that we're not anglos of any kind, but we don't say which one because it's shit or rare and we're ashamed or just don't want to derail the thread.
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>>1125952
>be in highschool philosophy class
>everyone but me is some brain-dead apathetic moron just taking the class for ez cred
>teacher starts making erroneous claims about truth and reason
>some things are just necessarily self evident even the irrational is rational
>start asking for some evidence or at least how these inferences are to be made without taking intellectual leaps
>teacher just stares
>smile and stare back like "can I fucking help you?"
>at lunch tell friends I destroyed that errant piece of garbage he was force feeding us
>lonely kid at another table tells me to shut up and respekt authority
First and last time that lonely fuck ever said anything above a mumble.
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>>1135168
>They memorize and vomit concepts at best.
The meme that everyone knows how to think and those who are taught otherwise are robots needs to die...
Its been a running thing among mentally damaged retards but now its seeping into the mainstream.
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>>1129534
I remember some of my classmates in the history faculty barely knew (or didn't know at all) about the Seleucid, Sasanian, Mughal or Swedish empires. While never or barely never the focus, we learned about all of them on class. There was no excuse.
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>>1127648
I live in a third world shithole and I did too
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>>1126653
>first appearances of the concepts of freetime

You must've talked alot about cavemen.
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>>1129881
>Romans were poor as shit
I bet this seems bad for someone who grew up in a society that taught them "Material wealth is everything, it is success, it is happiness, it generates contentment and joy, it is conducive to a happy life, stock up now for when you die its all gone"
Go beyond yourself.

When in Rome.....
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>>1134155
>be me
>be few weeks before graduation in grammar school
>teacher starts talking about cold war in history lesson
>some girls behind me are whispering to me: "Hey, anon, what was the cold war again?"

Basically my last two years in highschool summarized in one experience. They even asked me about maths and I was a total retard on that, I'm sure that way worst than them if they applied. Kids just don't want to learn.
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>>1135347
No, we use Avant J-C (Before Jesus Christ) and Après J-C (After Jesus Christ). The closest to Anno Domini would be "En l'an de grâce XXX" but it hasn't been in a very long time and is only seen in fiction works for ye ol French effect.
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>>1135414
You don't really need to think to vaguely learn a couple of basic notions. We're talking about highschool level, attention and some hours of work are enough.
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>>1135526
I said maybe the french because it was the only language I didn't know (well, also romanian but who cares).

Also it's a bit dumb that anglos use A.D. imho and I thought that maybe they got it from France like a lot of other things in their language.
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>>1135439
Wew, I didn't study history but even I can tell some bits about seleucids and swedish empire (that got fucking BTFO)
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>>1135601
In "their defense", most of them were just studying history because they liked WW2/the cold war (like most of the class) and not a single one of those empires is really important for the history of our country.
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>>1125952

>High school level philosophy
>Kid skeptical of the Gym/Social Studies/Philosophy teacher
>Poses questions the teacher has literally no response for
>Assuming you know the answer teacher isn't giving
>You sit there
>Other kid is dumb because he's small


Is the cringe on you? Way to engage in open discourse.
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>>1129196
ihaveseenthefaceofgodanditwasweeping
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>>1135147
>yfw the dudebro at your school was not only more attractive than you but also smarter

literally does anyone believe in clean wehrmacht
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My history professor my freshman year of college tried to tell us that there was never an equal pay act. I said there was one in the sixties and he just said "Well I'm not sure about that"

He was a white dude that usually taught in the African American studies department and was basically a hippie piece of shit.
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>>1125952
>crusades was evil
>muslims wer angels
>civil war was cus slavery
>get told whites are evil
>Get told whites ruined Haiti
>get suspended for beating a negro's head in
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>>1135699
Wehrmacht dindu nuthin dey were just following orders
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>>1135717
based

wehraniggers are the worst
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What's with all these kids reporting on how their high school history class was anti-European? Did /pol/ convince them to remember their experience as 'PC propaganda' or have high schools really changed that much in the 8 years since I graduated?

When I was in high school, in New York State mind you, it was the same tired eurocentric garbage it's always been. Africa had no history until slavery and none after colonialism. Columbus 'discovered' a continent that was paradoxically enough already inhabited by people, who were incidentally noble savages (without using that term of course). WW2 (america's perspective exclusively) was about a quarter of the year, or felt like it. America is essentially superman, does no wrong by definition, every single important person who ever lived and had a name to be remembered was a (fucking) white male, etc.
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>>1127873
You guys are just jealous he's living your dream as a Historian while you just shitpost on 4chan all day.
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>>1135782
At least I'm not writing shitty ya books
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>>1135699
I never said the wermacht didn't so terrible shit but thus guy literally thought everybody in Germany was a nazi and killed literally everybody for no reason. I'm more british army rather than wermacht during ww2 but facts are facts my dude.
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>>1127772
>Shit that never happened
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>>1129733
seeing we both seem to have done the same stuff at that time, in the GCSE Cold War topic revision class at the end of the year I had a girl ask "What is Communism?"
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>>1127859
>and how ww1 was just everyone only fighting in trenches
I mean if you were to summarize the war in one 10min video wouldn't you use a similar explanation? I feel like a lot of autists don't understand the concept of different content for different needs and audiences. Of course you can't give a detailed explanation of all facets of WW1 in such a short video, and the whole thing is called "crash course", so why would you expect it to be told differently?
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>be me
>be in history class
>bring up that the world would have been better off had Napoleon won
>person disagrees
>ask him why
>"because he was arrogant and mean"
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>America shouldn't have entered WW2, AND just let the Russians, Germans, and English fight it all out own their own
Literally why
>Not 15 year rule, but "modern" history section: we should nuke Iraq/Afghanistan
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>>1137636
What country
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>>1137796
'merica
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>>1134114
was the lung cancer worth having knowledge?
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>>1137923
Yes
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>>1137804
Makes sense
What is the standard in most schools. Do most students have an america-centrist view on history or are they smart.
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>>1129269
No it couldn't
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>>1138231
>Are they smart or are they smart
Interesting question
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>>1135763
>every single important person who ever lived and had a name to be remembered was a (fucking) white male, etc.
Well I suppose there were a few notable Italians and Persians. Those + Confucious, Lao Zu, Ghengis Khan and Mohammod should just about wrap it up.
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>be at uni doing a class on linguistics
>teacher asks us on what led to the spread of Arabic in the Middle-East
>Arab Muslim student, who got a really high ATAR as far as i'm aware, fucking says "the crusades"

He's doing International Studies too
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>>1129196
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>>1127859
This is an 18+ site friendp
Why the fuck would you ever watch John Green for school? Why would a school even assign a hack YA writer for history?
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>Year 5 history
>Studying Tudor period with substitute teacher
>Looking over an audit of peasant's property
>Someone asks what s. and d. means
>One of the dimmer students answers:"Sents and dollars"
>Teacher is actually convinced by this and goes with it

It was incredibly minor, but still...
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>>1125952
was in philosophy of science class and this autist (who I took logic and ethics with) keeps asking metaphysical questions.

>Talking about berkly idealism
>"how do we know what's real? is a dragon in skyrim real?"
>teacher has to politely say metaphysics is important but we are doing philosophy of science
>teacher even specialises in metaphysics/philosophy of science but sick of this kid

>"not taking questions this lecture, okay class?"
>talking about casual vs teleological distinction
>uses example of keyboard
>"can you get a keyboard that looks like a typewriter?"
>holy shit shut up.
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>2008
>Teacher briefly talks the upcoming election
>Talks about the Iraq War
There were American citizens who got accepted into college without ever having any knowledge of the war
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>>1138318
>italians aren't white
well fucking memed
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>>1125952
that's like a high school version of my undergrad lectures

>be undergrad
>every lecture this student would always argue with lecturer
>always bullshit like "but that's a spook", "just a fixed idea", quoting Max Stirner
>lecturer was actually equipped to deal with this
>lecturer [paraphrased]: "Stirner knows his own doctrine does not have a leg to stand on, that the whole exercise he engages in is contradictory. His whole project is a failure simply because it's a contradiction. The only way you could consider it a success is if you think the overall outcome is that you have the ability to question or attack ideology. But that is hardly a quality specific to Stirner's writings, it's simply the ability to think critically, and it's what most philosophers with a system of thought have done throughout history. Except Stirner appears to be inferior to most of them because where every other philosopher attacks the previous prevailing ideology and replaces its center in its own coherent if not infallible manner, Stirner simply attacks these ideologies with no center to prevail in replacement, the attack itself is contradictory, and there is no real insight gained into the lack of the center because Stirner himself has no answer or interest in attempting to solve this contradiction of negation. So where every other philosopher has been out with the old and in with the new, Stirner is simply out with the old, and not even in a logical manner, with no new. You're getting short-changed and fucked in the ass. And on the other hand there are numerous more in-depth attempts to address the contradictory logic of negation Stirner is using, from Zen to Deconstruction".
>lecturer recommends some Zen, Derrida, Nietzsche literature at the end of the class, cheekily tells us to thank that petulant student for these
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>>1139402
I seriously fucking doubt this.
The war was plastered fucking everywhere, you'd have to deaf blind and mute to not know it exists
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>>1135403
>>some things are just necessarily self evident even the irrational is rational
I can't tell if you or the teacher said this, and the statement itself has no context. The whole impression of your post is that you were just arrogant beyond your abilities and even some mute kid broke their silence to point that out. Especially since your account should be at least slightly biased in your favour, and even then its not convincing.
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>high school
>ap history class
>teacher asked the class what was the two major political ideologies during the cold war
>they literally had trouble answering this question
>even when we just spent two weeks talking about the cold war and even answered some questions about the cold war beforehand
>me and my friend share a "you've got to be shitting me" moment
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>>1127777
Quads recognized
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>>1135403
Am I the only one who gets this
>>1125952
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>>1127777
Well, it says straight outta Konigsberg, so it is meant to be Kant. It certainly doesn't look like any portrait of Kant I have ever seen
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>>1140487
>>1127777

Nah, that's clearly John Cicero, Elector of Brandenburg.
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>>1135679
This, if you can show that kid up then do it. If the teacher lets him speak out, he'll let you do so too.
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>>1127777
Frederick the Great
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>>1140595
>Frederick the Great

But why would it say straight out of konigsberg? it's famous for its bridges and for Kant. not exactly an important part of the prussian kingdom
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>>1140609
Königsberg is pretty much the "most Prussian city". It is the biggest city in the original Prussian territory while Berlin is located in Brandenburg.
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>>1140628

but it was just a porch city without much government or whatever. it wasn't the center of prussian life in any way. it just seems very strange to me.
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>>1140609
Because he was King in Prussia (later of Prussia). At the time of his ascent, Prussia and Brandenburg were still largely separate entities, as >>1140628 said, so Berlin wasn't "Prussian." Frederick and his father both thought coronation ceremonies were a waste of time and money, but if they had been coronated, it would have been in Königsberg.
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Just American education in general. Our history was way too Americentric. We spent, like, one year on European history. The rest was US history. I had to teach myself the French Revolution, because we never learned it.

Also, my one music teacher was a Holocaust-denier.
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>>1140757
Thanks.
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>>1137236
What is the point of giving wrong informations? If you can't summarize something into a short video without leaving important informations out then you probably shouldn't make that video at all (if you think knowledge has some dignity, that is)
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>>1127889
>east african concubines ruined the collective genomes of north africa and the middle east.
wtf did I just read?
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>>1141010
Compare the quality of "persians", "ethiopians", and "libyans" in say Herodotus, to the quality of those peoples residing there today.

I mean he's in the sticky FFS
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>>1127889
Why is /his/ and /pol/ so retarded when it comes to genetics holy fuck that isn't how genes work you spergtard
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>>1141307
I think they are mislabelling "breeding" as "genetics". To be fair the nature/nurture spectrum is pretty controversial, easily confusing and not at all clearly demarcated.

You mustn't deplore their intention to challenge the fallacies that only nurture counts, that human breeding is a priori sinful, that because lineage is not inherently meritocratic we should destroy its advantages and start over with the abstract "equality" ideal, etc
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>>1127766
>only religion
>where are the buddhist slaves
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