>>8658116
souce for heavens sake
>>8658079
fuck if these were taylor swift's boots I would die
>>8658116
>Anonymous
Just marrted?!
>>8658079
fuuuck I love that femdom shit
My fetish?
Getting roasted by anons in this thread.
I have a fetish for girls in hats
>>8659942
Cool fetish you got there.
Would be a shame if someone... ruined it.
>>8658875
Ansh?
>>8658079
I'D EAT THAT ASSHOLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
>>8658875
I think you should die anyway. Don't let details hold you back.
>>8659942
How very original, I bet your gay lover is very proud of you.
>>8658116
>Just marrted
the scene is:
It's A Nice Day For A White Lez Wedding
Kymberlee Anne, Dolly Little
>>8658800
i fucking love goth chicks
>>8660123
>not Nice Day For a White Lezzing
>not Lez On Arrival
>not Hot In The Kitty
>not Pink Highway
>not Moany Moany
>not L Woman
>not Don't You (Forget About D)
>>8659953
The only insult I have is that this might be the most mundane fetish in existence
Gangbang and DP
>>8660671
That's a sneaky way to have a bunch of dicks in your "straight" porn
>>8658116
I had that fetish. Especially loved the ones where they do it in the ass. Now I'm into 'pic' related.
>>8660794
Feet sure are less fuckable than a VAGINA.
>>8661005
Still fuckable though
>>8660718
Hey man anything that can get me off
>>8661005
VAGINA
Voyeur/spy.
public showers wanking
Public beaches sex
Groping arab/indian
Force stripping
..
Yes I'm weird..
Give it your best shot.
>>8661550
Have you heard of this thing called real women?
>>8661364
VAGINA
>>8661531
All your life is leading up to you eventually being a sex offender
>>8661550
Wow those first seconds are some straight outta compton cover shit. I bet you're such a pussy you wear headphones when fapping and I bet they're beats you fucking faggot.
>>8660000
checked
>>8660015
sauce?
>>8660015
fuck, her asshole looks like the sarlacc pit, hello diapers by 30
>>8661550
that's pretty sexy. you got any more?
>>8661514
>this is a heterosexual fetish
>>8658079
You know leather is just toughened cow skin, right? Getting a boot-fuck is basically fucking an elderly cow's asshole, but considering that your dick is too small to be felt inside a human woman, I guess that isn't really an option for you.
I bet your favorite thing about this webm is the guy being on his knees.
>>8658116
It's like you want to watch heterosexual porn so bad, but your masculinity is fragile and pathetic that seeing another man have sex would immediately make your dick go limp.
Most men find that they can do a sort of self-insert with the guys in porn, but you ever getting laid ever is so ridiculously improbable that you have to watch only women. Either that, or you DO have a sense of identification with the woman getting fucked.
>>8658800
You get off to goth girls because their identity is a cold façade. You can't deal with real personalities because that means that you would have to be exposed to, and we all know that you probably have a repulsive personality. Any counter-culture type girl would be able to see through your wannabe edgy bullshit in an instant, and not in sexy dominating way. You don't even have value as human garbage to be used as a woman pleases.
>>8660671
If you're into Genesis Skye, she did a scene in 1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink 6 that was pretty good that had DP.
>>8661550
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
>>8660794
what kind of autism do you have?
This shit http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1153575975
>>8660718
this guy gets it
>>8660584
someone halp. This has happened with all porn for me. I watch too much.
I used to crack a boner just thinking about tits. Now i have to rub my cock raw to even get it to move
>>8662296
You're one of those people that those Trump supporters are always talking about
>>8660584
This is very true. The secret is to find a group who still thinks they are 14 years old, go to concerts or some shit.
>>8662338
Hey idk maybe stop watching fetish porn on meme websites
>>8662338
I think that happens to everyone. I remembered that I used to masturbate to cleavages on Google Images as a young teen. No need to say, that doesn't turn me on anymore.
Some people would tell you to just quit watching all porn. But I know we don’t want to do that. I have two advices. First, you should take some breaks. I suppose you masturbate everyday. Get busy and start lowering the frequency. Second, watch new stuff. It must always be videos or pictures you’ve never seen before. I didn't masturbate on Monday, and yesterday I came several times to pictures of (nude and very beautiful) breasts—from someone I hadn't seen naked before.
That's what I can say. I hope other people bring more advices too.
>>8662558
At least I can maybe convince a girl to peg me.
"Hey babe, there's this thing I'm into...do you mind putting a metal rod down my urethra while I jerk off"
>>8661621
christ
>>8662558
jesus tap dancing christ, we need a purge
I love shemales and traps.
>>8660740
i'm into pegging too. can't wait for my gf to fuck me.
also trying to get my gf to fuck other guys -- in b4 kill myself (an hero) or i'm a fag. is what turns me on.
And beastiality
Dunno, I like girks with short dark hair.
>>8664277
you cant just post amazing shit and not tell us scrubs where to find said amazing shit.
>>8660091
underrated post desu
choking till unconsciousness while i'm fucking
>>8664437
Wrong webm. I meant to post this.
Clowns (female) & in general, silly/cute girls
>>8664555
Insane Clown Pussy
>>8664299
>i'm into pegging too. can't wait for my gf to fuck me.
>also trying to get my gf to fuck other guys
Hey hey, why not cut out the middleman and just get other guys to fuck you, you fucking pole vaulter.
>>8662558
Imagine being so spineless your dick needs rebar.
Being a sissy
>>8664277
This is just gay porn repackaged for straight guys
>>8662160
Great job cosplaying SFM retards. There's a place in history books for this, right next to ebola and beyblades.
>>8661608
>Woman + man
> Not heterosexual
>>8666547
From the thumbnail you never know if it's going to be sissy porn or negress music videos.
>>8666547
L O N D O N
>>8661608
It is. Heterosexual but also gay. It's the platypus of fetishes.
>>8664442
>Wrong webm
No, dude. Wrong fetish to have, ever. I bet you avoid eye contact with yourself in the mirror.
>>8666666
Oh fuck..
>>8666666
Dbl Satan?
>>8666666
witnessed
>>8659953
Man, I thought I was the only one with a thing for those licorice laces.
>>8666736
No way, someone else has a thing for reposts?
>>8661621
I like you anon, keep it up
>>8660015
beautiful
>>8660578
roasting is for losers
>>8661550
disgusting
>>8666666
lel
>>8666666
oh my
A fetish and a turn on are not the same fucking thing. Stupid.
>>8661550
Well. I now have a new fetish.
>>8666573
......... and?
>>8666666
so the faggot is.. who?
>>8666666
capped
>>8666666
kek
>>8666666
wow... just wow...
>>8666577
ebola, beyblades, justin bieber, one direction...
a whole book just for shit like that
>>8666719
xtreme cherry popping?
>>8661621
my fetish is that i want this anon to dominate me tbqh
>>8666666
wew
>>8666666
you have created an infinite loop in the internet.
wtf man
>>8666666
How am i supposed to fap now?
>>8664437
Thought that tree was a giant dick in the thumbnail.
>>8662558
My gf got me into this xD actually feels really fucking good have someone do it to you.
But pegging is wet clothes atleast this guys fetish is sterile you tuberculosis twat
>>8664442
mah nigga
>>8660740
Jesus fucking christ why is this video so fucking loud?
>>8661550
>>
i know from experience that that is nothing like the real thing
>>8659953
You have a Canadian fetish?
>>8662160
Chin Chin fetish?
weight gain and fat. fat women, fat men, fat me, fat you. etc etc
>>8658079
getting fucked in bridal lingerie by a shemale
>>8668811
Do you find it hot if she calls you a slut while doing it and makes you sign a prenup beforehand?
>>8666666
o dam
>>8664568
LOLD
>>8666573
OR IS IT STRAIGHT PORN REPACKAGED FOR GAY GUYS?!
dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNNN
>>8661662
>what kind of autism do you have?
Come back when you're old enough
>>8666666
Kek
>>8668410
Of course it's nothing like the real thing. Real girls don't have dicks (I'm told). But what gets me off is looking at a girl from her point of pleasure.
>>8660015
I wonder if she's medically ok sometimes...
>>8660091
kek
Ca we have girls beeing spat in the face, who like it? Maybe also slapped.
roast me
done it once irl with two girls, didn't end up so well since they really didn't care, used rough shoes and it lasted good 15 minutes
I was badly bruised but recovered
I'm kinda scared of asking my gf to do it because I'm afraid it might permanently damage my cock if done regularly (I've seen reports saying it could cause ED)
>>8671079
I'd say there is a good chance this leaves permanent damage if done with a girls full weight...
No reason for further roasting if your fetish gives you infertility and ED anyway.
>>8666666
Oh, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
>>8664437
Pretty clever way to piss.
>>8666666
GOOD LORD
>>8666666
HOLY SHITBALLS
>>8671079
What's wrong with damaging your cock? It's not like you should be reproducing anyway and at least wrecking your dick would give the girl something to laugh at.
>>8666666
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>8671224
>I'd say there is a good chance this leaves permanent damage if done with a girls full weight...
Just got to find a petite enough girl.
>>8658800
Marilyn Yusuf,
http://www.marilynlatex.com/
She is Bulgarian and offer "photo tour", visit and accommodation etc..
http://www.photomodelholidays.com/
If you are ready to fly to Bulgaria, she probably have a price ...
Protip: Bulgaria is the poorest country and the unsafest country on continental Europe. Behind Belarus. Don't go there
>>8666666
witnessed
I love real cuck porn. I would never do it with my gf if I had one now because I would get angry and try to kill them both, but for some reason just watching a girl being a whore with his bf in the room makes me hard as fuck.
>>8666666
HOLY
>>8666666
well done faggot
>>8666719
Sauce on that please ?
Anyway, come on faggots, show me how you roast a degenerate
>>8666666
hello r/4chan
>>8671079
It's you people that are always ruining my femdom porn with your ball busting fetish
>>8668345
>My gf got me into this xD actually feels really fucking good have someone do it to you
This is a trick
>>8661604
>Diapers by 30
Kek
>>8671079
DEGHUARGH AHHHRGHHH FUCKKKK nigga you are fucked up
Skinny girls, like skeleton skinny
uncut cocks
>>8666666
This.
This is my fetish
>>8672357
Congratulations.
You found a fetish.
>>8666666
beyond satanic
>>8658079
fucking drugged out skinny girls with small tits while they are cheating on their boyfriend who is in the next room. its hard to find videos this specific but is pretty easy to accomplish irl
>>8666666
nice one m8
>>8672325
Man, for a long while I thought everyone except me rooted for he-man.
>>8661621
lol nerd
>>8666666
>66666
Well this thread is over.
>>8672582
You kind of just described my high school experience.
>>8671079
Please, go for it! Ask her!
>>8666666
Checked and kekked
>>8660015
thats a hole in one if ive ever seen it.
>>8666666
>>8661572
OH GOD NOT A VAGINA
ANYTHING BUT A VAGINNNAAA
EVERYONE HERE IN THIS THREAD
>>8666666
>i was there.
>>8673876
She could easily fit more than one
>>8672212
The only good thing about this fetish is that it perfectly encapsulates other people's reaction to it.
>>8666666
This is it, i've seen it all.
Mine is cheating wife/girlfriend, I dig married chicks
>>8658116
jesus, I doubt I could fuck a woman that hard with my real dick.
>>8666666
winner winner chicken dinner, faggot
>>8666666
wtf
>>8661621
>Either that, or you DO have a sense of identification with the woman getting fucked
i-idk about that
>>8666666
way to derail this thread you fucking faggot.
>>8662160
For when you want sex, but without all that "actual physical touch" nonsense.
>>8664555
There's no roast anyone can do that's worse than the fact that your perfect date is a Juggalette.
>>8674635
He can simultaneously warn people to never interact with him again AND divulge in his fetish by merely telling them what it is. Pretty efficient, if you ask me.
>>8674974
You're a ...
fine person with good taste and I hope you get to live out your fetish.
This.
Do your worst.
>>8664555
wtf edging away and this of all things suddenly makes me cum
>>8666666
>>8666666
Fucking God
>>8666666
Include me in the screencap please
>>8666666
HOLY FUCK
>>8676619
Don't include this faggot in the screencap
>>8666666
witnessed
>>8666666
>>8676667
wow. one digit short to destroying this thread
>>8666666
self roast of the year
>>8666666
whew lad
>>8666666
Un-be-lievable...
It's almost as if it was the Lord's will for you to fuck yourself like this.
>>8666666
allahu akbar the sheik was here
>>8666666
>>8675952
thanks
even though i screwed up the webm
>>8666666
Witnessed. I can die now.
Girl getting choked or garrote'd
and
Girl peeing drinking
>>8666666
Witnessed
>>8671971
> Bulgaria is the poorest country and the unsafest country on continental Europe. Behind Belarus
no it's not you stinking spicshit amerinigger the poorest and most violent """country""" in europe is kosovo
>>8671971
Bulgaria is worse than Belarus.
>>8664442
Name?
>>8666666
>Marilyn Yusuf,
YEAS
>>8671971
>Protip: Bulgaria is the poorest country and the unsafest country on continental Europe. Behind Belarus. Don't go there
kek, retard.
>>8666666
first time ive ever laughed this hard at something on this godforsaken website
>>8664555
That video is whack, my dude. I should know, I paid for it. Sucks that there's so few good clown porn. Even the C4S stuff is shitty most of the time.
>>8671971
Bulgaria is not unsafe and certainly not the poorest country in Europe.Maybe in EU only.
>>8676255
I also have that fetish so I can't roast (You)
>>8660794
I NEED A FUCKING SAUCE
I like to kiss girls.
>>8678288
Faggot.
>>8677494
I though Moldova was the poorest in Europe, or perhaps Romania?
>>8676255
you people are all sick
here's mine
>>8671079
go for it man, we don't want retards like you reproducing anyway.
>>8666666
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>8664277
its not a fetish... you're just gay
>>8666666
The best part is that most of these faggots wont get into the screen-cap. They wont go down in history
>>8666666
Legendary
>>8658116
this but onlyanal.
>>8666666
Holy shit hexes confirmed
>>8671079
Your fetish directly turns you into less of a man.
You don't need further roasting. You need our pity.
>>8666666
my god
>>8660015
what would it even feel like to fuck that now? that hole is useless. no dick is big enough to justify that much stretching.
>>8660794
... I'm confused, was there something sexual there?
>>8661514
just get a real dick. feels better, I promise, and you're barely any less of a fag this way.
>>8661550
I hate these 3d porn animations. They're never any good. This looks like you're getting face fucked by a big plastic doll.
>>8680528
Moldovia is officially THE POOREST euro country. Outright. No competition.
It's in the top 60 poorest countries in the world.
>>8666573
yes. yes it is, and it's great. Gay porn designed for straight guys is way better than the gay porn designed for gay guys.
>>8672325
I know a grave digger, he can hook you up.
>>8680575
frankly, I don't believe you.
>>8666666
Fuck...
>>8666666
I've only seen posts like this in screencaps
>>8661621
Someone has daddy issues
>>8666666
Witnessed
>>8666666
This is the stuff of legends.
>>8660584
Look here everyone. This is how you do it. No paragraphs of text to meander to your joke. Set up, punchline. Short, sweet, simple. Sticks in the brainpan.
>>8666666
I'll have to lie and say I was on /gif/ for ylyl when I tell my granchildren about this.
>>8666666
I can die now
>>8681156
Wow such burns
>>8666666
>>8677523
Up cycle shoes on youtube
>>8666666
witnessed
>>8666666
Based satan
>>8659953
Literally Gay Porn with hats
>>8658079
I don't see how something dirty can be pleasurable
>>8658800
Looks like a psycho
>>8660015
Her asshole is stretched and vile
>>8660740
Fag
>>8660794
Fetish for boots? Go fuck a piece of leather
>>8661514
Fag
>>8661520
This would be hot if it wasn't for the head mask
>>8661550
Doesn't even look remotely realistic
>>8662558
You're one step away from fucking cutlery and constantly pissing yourself
>>8664277
Fag
>>8672357
Only whores piss in the streets
>>8664555
She belongs in a mental asylum
>>8666547
You like beastiality?
>>8666719
If you like that get a girl to sit on your face when she's on her period
>>8680720
why we should nuke Japan again
>>8666666
This is my fetish
>>8666666
YOU CREATED AN INFINITE LOOP.
>>8666666
Inception
