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>>8079190
holy shit,
i like this but her face... it's like my grandma's o.o
>>8079196
I'd toss a fuck into your grandma.
>>8079196
Does she do anal?
>>8079269
..That's not a "no"
>>8079269
is that a problem?
>>8082789
That's "Headly."
>>8079186
They don't make em like this anymore
>>8083088
never fails
>>8079186
nice couch... the tits too
vintage b
>>8083899
i'll be there in 20 minutes..
>>8083886
subtle
Thanks for the GGILFs!!
>>8083899
FUCK THAT CARD STAND BOY FUCK IT GOOD
>>8082789
And she invented frequency-hopping spread-spectrum radio too! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr
>>8079181
this thread needs more virginia bell vids.
Oh boy, if my connection weren't shit I could fill this whole thread by myself.
Anyway, I'll be doing some testing to see how much quality I can squeeze out: I don't normally webm this sort of stuff.
>>8085737
I got you, buddy.
Does anyone have the source pls?
>>8085786
You're doing God's work Anon. Keep it up.
So, do you guys only want soft stuff or is some hard porn fine too? It's obviously of lower quality since it mostly comes from the age before it was legal, but there are some fun clips I can make.
>>8085839
>>8085846
>tfw forgot file
>>8085846
why do you even bother to ask?
just post it
>>8084927
A Day at the Races. Oh, the irony.
>>8085851
Mainly because the thread has been penis-free so far. I don't want to force the balance.
>>8085881
Being afraid of penises is pretty gay
>>8085889
>acting
>>8085885
Penises are pretty scary though.
>>8085893
I'm having to lower the quality more and more. It's that damn film noise, it spikes the bitrate.
>>8085912
And after this point it's all mostly boring porn with a few different positions. Despite being supposedly from the late '50s this video had some relatively competent but standard directing.
No cumshot.
>>8083899
ANON DELIVERED
Before leaving I'm going to post a few clips of what is often considered the oldest hardcore porn video known today, from sometime in the middle of the '10s.
>>8085934
>oh baby
>>8085954
Alright, that's it for now.
>>8085934
christoph waltz?
>>8085827
i think her boobs are fake, but her face and that wild hair are beautiful.
all my respect if you found all sauces off this :
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/144385/Three-Cock-Suckers-On-Duty/
méga respect if you ound the robot scene
>>8086334
That doesn't look vintage. Wrong link or thread?
>>8086376
sorry wrong links
http://www.allocine.fr/video/player_gen_cmedia=19553931&cfilm=232300.html
>>8083103
They still do but now they're called thick and chubby.
>>8086186
Snidely Whiplash.
>>8086468
I don't know any of those, they're mostly stuff too recent for me, but there's probably a list of them in the end credits roll of that film. You should try downloading it.
I can make a few more if there's still interest.
>>8087559
Whoops, I accidentally overwrote my previous webm. Good thing I had already uploaded it.
>>8087643
Nah, I'm making them on the spot, that's why it takes me a while.
>>8085827
>Does anyone have the source pls?
No, but I can tell ya the girl is Holly Body if that narrows it down for ya.
I tried to keep the story in this one because I find it amusing. It's supposedly from the '20s.
>>8087843
She had fantastic tits though.
>>8087864
OK, that's it for now.
>>8085827
Peter North and Holly Body.
>>8083849
name?
>>8087843
at some point it looked like Hitler's porntape
>>8085827
Isn't that the bitch from team rocket?
>>8087884
dat ending kek
>>8083899
Remember seeing it during one of the other snowstorms that put Times Square in lockdown. Some anon swore he'd be down to knock it over, even then.
Never delivered, though.
>>8086620
the film comming this year.
just if somone know the part with the robot. so funny
>>8090456
The robot one is from Amber Aroused I think.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1237267772
Moar of betty pls!!!
>>8092669
Here, have an old episode of Ultimate Surrender.
>>8087979
Blasting off again?
>>8087884
Porn hasn't really changed in a 100 years
I know this is a long shot..
But there was a porn I watched when I was younger, vhs days. There was a chick blowing a guy sitting on the toilet and getting fucked from behinde in a bar bathroom. Later in the movie she was getting fucked by a tranny or blowing it. There was a ffm 3some and one of the girls said "this is too weird" and walked out. The last scene i remember...she had to fuck some guy on a bed and was bitching about the guy she had to do the scene with. If you can name the movie or actress you automatically receive god tier status.
>>8083899
Man i miss those times
Who is this and what film?
http://xbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=611876
>>8083088
Kekked out loud for once.
>>8093374
Vanessa Del Rio - Play Me Again Vanessa
>>8085927
Is her pussy shaved? I didn't know they did that back then.
>>8084385
Still the most beautiful body I've seen in my entire life
>>8091244
thank dude
>>8093552
It's not common at all, but it happened sometimes. Anyway, in that case she's not clean shaven, it's just trimmed (still opposed to the more common unkempt bushes of the time) hair in a light colour that, between faded b/w film and and least two rounds of digital encoding, started blending in with the skin's.
>>8096625
And that's all for Miss Cowtits Butterface,
I'll finish this one later.
>>8083899
How long has it been?
>>8094987
Pasolini was such a God of a director and write. I wonder which movie this one was from.
>>8098242
I have heard that too, but I'm not sure it's entirely true, or maybe it varies from culture to culture. In the great majority of movies from early last century I have the women, who often were whores since "porn actress" wasn't really a thing back then, have wild unkempt bushes.
>>8098296
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071502/ probably.
>>8083088
So there are classy fuckers out here after all.
>>8083886
I can't watch this fucking scene without being annoyed. It's like they don't know a fucking thing about Ancient Egypt.
How the fuck could they think that Tutankhamun and Cleopatra lived in the same era? The bitch was basically alive at the same time as Jesus, whereas Tutankhamun lived over a fucking millennium before the two.
>>8083899
remember witnessing this majesty.
>>8083899
Man, I forgot about the cardstand.
>>8099961
>autism intensifies
>>8085805
Looking at photos of people in the 50s, 30s, or earlier, they always look so out of reach and alien. They don't eve look like they really existed, and instead just look like... costumes, I guess.
It's weird that once they're naked they look way more relatable and real. These girls look like people you could see on the street.
>>8087750
did she have a c-section? what's that scar below her belly button?
>>8100248
Nah, c-section should be a horizontal scar.
>>8098152
Source?
>>8100343
Michelle Angelo
>>8083088
Bravo, anon.
>>8085927
thank you anon <3
>>8092909
baka didn't once try to pass to mount
this is a great thread, thanks everyone who contributed
>>8099961
>autism intensifies
>>8100447
I wonder why women they stopped doing the pelvic thrust in porn.
>>8101365
idk I find it sexy as well. better than just laying there lifeless the whole time.
>>8094999
I love a woman who knows how to express herself.
>>8100088
>knowing basic history=autism
>>8101624
Only if you're an autist about it.
Autist.
>>8101624
>Tying to show off about knowing something "basic"
>>8101624
Dont get angry about it, man. 'autist' is the go-to word in 4chan for everyone who does not act like the hivemind or does somthing against the general status quo.
It's exactly the same as when you are in a classroom and display knowledge about a rare matter, normies will call you 'nerd' or 'snobbish'.
>>8101624
>not understanding that that scene from Boardwalk Empire was supposed to be making fun of the ignorance of these people.
It's like you've never witnessed cinematography in your life.
>try to jack off to this
>realize most of these women are dead by now
Well, there goes my boner for the rest of the night.
>>8103185
>remember you will be as dead as they are
boner reversed
>>8103185
The unobtainable can be really arousing and what's more unobtainable than someone who's be dead for decades?
>>8102909
>normies
Wow you're so edgy and cool, I wish I could go against the flow like you
Try harder you fucking faggot
>>8085551
Oh it's that actress/scientist chick, wasn't frenquency hoping thing used for torpedoes in ww2
>>8084385
Full video
http://xhamster.com/movies/1700950/vintage_debby_westmore_1950_039_s_nudist.html
>>8105071
Finally I can upload again. They kept timing out.
At least it means now I have a few clips already in the pipeline.
This one has sound. I didn't care much for the rest of the video, but this transition (which was this way in the original, I didn't splice it) was too amusing to let it go.
Some generic '70s.
And finally classic '50s softcore.
>>8105194
And this concludes what I had prepared.
I'll be back.
>>8105164
Neat.
>>8099961
You're a virgin, aren't you?
thanks based anon
Anybody have a source for this? Looks like Tawny Pearl.
>>8085912
I just came to people who have probably been dead for decades. it feels good.
Anyone got any old timey interracial stuff?
>>8105256
Most of my stuff is from a paysite, so if you just google the title + "delta of venus" you have a decent chance to find it.
http://xxxbunker.com/vintage_delta_of_venus_in_the_rain
>>8105507
Yeah, but I'm not big on it.
>>8105615
what is the year of this one?
>>8105580
thanks
>>8105630
'30s or early '40s.
>>8105683
I imagine how the people received that movie, by that time
and how funny it is that porn is always the first to try something different or new
All I have is top British milf Kay Parker.
>>8105683
>>8105689
Well, that is a French video and they always had unusual stuff in their pre-war porn. In about half of the videos where there are two men with one or more women they also put man-on-man action.
>>8105615
so cute how they have a group hug at the end
>>8105835
french
that explain it
>>8105630
If I had to guess I'd say 2004, just about when the "vintage plug-in" was offered in the Apple video editing software. Looks quite fake.
>>8095039
Nice to see nothing's changed in lesbian porn...an hour's worth of the most boring kissing and feel-ups before the worthwhile action begins.
(don't know the source, but if anyone know please save all of us :D)
>>8100802
The guy's benching a solid ten pounds. What an arrogant prick.
>>8106244 actress on the right is Tove Jansen, also known as Tiny Tove. The film is listed as "Always Prepared."
I got this one in a museum collection
>>8106263
kek
>>8101365
that zoom skill
>>8106257
You're an oldfag like me, to know who tiny tove is.
>>8078852
goat
>>8085881
Oh man, thanks a lot. This is great.
>>8085934
Nope. That car is from the 30s, not the teens.
>>8105131
Sauce
>>8108690
I don't know how you can say that, cars in the '30s were much beefier and full-bodied than that. There were a few models that can resemble that style, but they were much more common in the previous decades.
>>8099961
They're fucking vaudeville actors, m8. Not everything has to adhere to your stringent standards for historical accuracy.
>visibleversionofautism.png
>>8079269
how recent?
Can't upload now, but a bump is needed.
>>8111801
Kinda dead in here.
>>8111823
I'm not done though.
>>8111828
But this shit takes forever.
>>8111823
Ugliest fucken tits i have ever seen
>>8111852
You must have lived a blessed life so far.
>>8111852
I hope you never pass on your genes :^)
>>8079273
This is why I always come back here.
>>8079269
my condolences friend :(
>>8085827
Holly Body Hardcore Spectacular 8 and no, it is not Peter North in the scene with her
>>8082789
I wonder if the people at Valve have seen this video of Hedy.
>>8105821
Kay Parker is the queen milf
>>8108248
>everything is always presented as fact
Have you EVER left your parents' basement?
>>8117303
still laughing at the noise that guy made
>>8117303
>he's holding an impassable fat black guy's dick in his hand the whole time
Took me three times to notice.
>>8118569
>>8105683
try late 60s to early 70s
>>8118619
Based on what?
>>8118679
based on his inability to follow a conversation within a thread
>>8118713
>>8095725
I want more of her.
>>8093109
that's why we're all here, our great grandparents were just as freaky as we are
>>8118855
Sauce?
>>8083088
Goddamn it, I both hate and love you for that.
I used to have an old early 90s VHS full of girl on girl scenes. I can not remember the name of it, but my favourite scene started in a backyard, with three girls playing with super soaker water guns. They proceed into a living room, where the actual sex starts up. One of the girls pulls out a three sided dildo, that looks like a big purple upside down T. Two of the girls bend over to take either horizontal side, and the other girl squats over the vertical end and mounts the upward facing side. I have never been able to find that scene after getting rid of all of my VHS porn. I miss the vintage porn days.
>>8083886
This is from a recent movie set in the 20s. I think it's A River Runs Through It
>>8119771
Actually it's from Boardwalk Empire
>>8119414
I would always naively dream porn would get better. Like where the fuck are the four sided dildos? What about double sybians so women can kiss each other and fondle each other while both getting off? Why is there still no decent robotic sex toy for men?
I haven't even seen a triple dildo before, its like we are regressing.
I want my flying cars for porn its 2016. lol
>>8093217
Vanessa Del Rio?
http: //www.xvideos.com/video9463930/threesome_vanessa_del_rio_2166663
>>8100802
>That poor form
>Benching on an ancient smith machine
>Struggling that hard
She can do better.
>>8098247
About five years...
Fuck me man
>>8106263
>Japanese POW camp torture footage
>>8083899
Damn I was in that thread watching the streams. I know no matter what people say /b/ has gone to shit. But /b/ has really gone to shit.
>>8122817
Watch Blazing Saddles
>>8122827
That movie is painfully unfunny. Mel Brooks is a really hit or miss guy.
The Producers is fantastic, but Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs are both god awful. I'm pretty sure the only people who like those movies are people that remember them fondly from childhood.
>>8083899
i remember waiting up all fucking night for this. jesus.
>>8083899 (witnessed)
4CHAN SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN FOR THIS.
>>8085981
the guys mustache falls off lmfaofam
>>8122878
You're so sophisticated :3
>>8105683
Sauce on that girl? God damnit my dick is diamond right now
>>8105683
I can't find that movie. Anyone got some torrent? Hoping that the sauce in the filename is correct
>>8095725
thats one of the gooks from Temple of Doom
>>8085816
Sauce?
>>8083899
What's so big about this?
>>8125508
Newfag
>>8085934
Car, womens clothing (skirt length and hair make it 1920s, the Flapper era, or early 1930s since autos lasted a few years back then though not remotely as long as today.
++ for vintage pissing.
>>8121926
>I haven't even seen a triple dildo before, its like we are regressing.
DIY one. A triple manifold could make all three pulse using simple hydraulics.
>>8104675
Yeah that was her.
lovin this thread
>>8111852
Incorrect emasculated anon
For these tits; life giving as they are (were)
Command attention
And semen
>>8099961
Eat Shit And Die.
>>8105835
This is actually a Classic German not French film from the 70's.....Die Jungfrau mit der Sammelbüchse.....I'm still trying to find the name of the hot brunette with big tits. I have a few names to check and I'll get back to you guys when I have a definitive answer.
>>8105683
This is actually a Classic German not French film from the 70's.....Die Jungfrau mit der Sammelbüchse.....I'm still trying to find the name of the hot brunette with big tits. I have a few names to check and I'll get back to you guys when I have a definitive answer.
>>8127544
Go fuck yourself.
>>8122878
>That movie is painfully unfunny
kill yourself
> Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs are both god awful
make it extra painful
>>8099961
it has to do with freemasonry
>>8087979
LOL
Testing a thing.
>>8129863
Alright, this is weird as hell, I've been having connection errors with 4chan only when posting since yesterday. I hadn't even bothered trying here since all the other boards were doing the same. Apparently this post unclogged whatever internet pipe was blocking my posts and now everything seems to be fine again. Which means soon I'll resume dumping some shit.
>>8129321
If you are not an autistic asshole, life tends to be quite fine.
>>8085827
not peter north
its a fake cumshot
there is a real one though with peter north and holly body
>>8105821
Remember the #1 rule of porn - A woman's bath/shower is never finished until she either masturbates or has sex with someone who joins her unexpectedly.
#2 is that a woman cannot make a phone call with out having sex during the call and/or talking to someone having sex on the other end of the line.
>>8105683
This isn't Die Jungfrau mit der Sammelbüchse, it is a British film dubbed in German called "Die Lollos", search of it on IMDB for info. The busty brunette is Clyda Rosen.
>>8078852
bump
>>8118772
Damn, where's this one from?
Didn't know people had sex before
