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>>7795773
Guys who are bored with their partner, that don't cheat. Watching this gives me a "what if" thrill then I fap. After I cum I realize this is a terrible idea and to act like a grown up again.
>>7795802
This 1000x this.
Secretly I'm ashamed.
Lol not really I fap to worse.
If it was actually cheating it would be sad. But this is all acted shit like most porn.
>>7795809
not really. your just a gray knight faggot who has nothing to show either way for anything in life. you have been sitting on the fence waiting as you always do for someone to make up your mind for you. go get a hobby because even though your title here is anonymous. i see through you.
lurk moar faggot
>>7795822
Wtf am I reading?
>>7795822
don't try to project so much from a post, you'll end up making yourself sound like an idiot
>>7795822
Ok.
>>7795822
So angry.
>>7795754
next?
>>7795773
I already know how it ends. Divorce is finalized and the slut runs off to some other guy. Then I murder her and write my exwife's name in blood on the wall.
I dunno, I like it more from the perspective of a woman who loves the dick so much she's willing to forgo their own decency as a human fucking being to get it
>>7795806
>the feel when you no longer know what is acceptable and what is not
>>7795822
hilarity ensues
>>7795802
......literally that 100% truth. the shame cycle ends after about 2 minutes.
>>7795773
I like fantasizing about my boyfriend giving in and cheating on me. I'm an overly jealous girlfriend (trying to get better) so I'd never share that with him and would probably dump him if he did.. but the thought of him doing it turns me on like crazy. Probably because he's a very sweet and devoted person and I'd like to see a darker side of him.
>>7795751
need more like this please
anything with cheating on phone
>>7795754
moar
>>7795754
moar faygit
winrar
>>7797116
>>7797113
thear we go
>>7797054
I'll make more webms later in the evening
>>7796763
same here
>>7795822
>lurk moar
So did you just join yesterday? I see you trying to use special phrases to try and look cool and "old fag". It's porn, there's not much lurking to be done. Go home kid, the /b/oat still hasn't left yet.
>>7795754
What the fuck? It's a glass table, she can clearly see what they are doing.
>>7795822
>Grey knight
kek
your metaphor didn't quite work out there
>>7795822
Would you look at the projection in this one
>>7796763
you are fucked
Buml
>>7795751
didn't know pennsatucky did porn
>>7800067
yeah that was one thing I never really got. Like i guess that it fits under an emotional betrayal level for some women but honestly, I just think it's because people are trained to suck at sharing. It's pretty damn clear that people are capable of being legitimately in love with more than one person, the only thing that gets in the way is jealousy. And people just repackaged jealousy to manufacture the now socially current monogamy and here we are...that and we dreamed up this inextricable link between sex and love and now even if you are madly in love with a person, a meaningless one night stand is still a betrayal which is weird because it is purely fulfilling a biological urge and not an emotional one.
That's just my opinion though. You guys can chime in and let me know if I'm a little crazy here
>>7800142
>I just think it's because people are trained to suck at sharing
the last ten thousand years of human interaction, art, storytelling, war and peace is basically this. you done good, anon.
>>7800142
I believe there's a difference between sex and making love. On the other hand though I wouldn't want a woman who I loved fucking another man. It isn't in man's nature to share with another man. Man has always been competitive. Letting another man have sex with your woman is basically like finishing a game tied for first. Yeah, you technically get what you want, but wouldn't you rather have the grand prize all to yourself?
So whats the sauce on OP's video?
>>7795822
That made no sense, so average response on /b/, problem is we're on /gif/.
>>7795802
damn man. right. on. the. fucking. dot.
>>7796763
This is pretty eye opening. My last ex was one who didnt cum easily. Would take a lot of tender lovin to make her squirt, but when I would do stuff to her while whispering in her ear about stuff I could do with other girls or stuff along those lines ( not necessarily cheating ) she would cum almost on command.
Makes me wonder how common of a thing this is
>>7801076
Women love being told they aren't important, that they're replaceable, etc. This girl I'm currently talking to goes absolutely insane whenever I tell her about the other girls I'm talking to, which I lie about since I'm not really looking for anything at the moment. But she loves hearing about how I chose her out of the group of girls or some shit.
It's weird and fucked up to be honest. Female psychology is so effed up in our society. Really helps sociopaths feel better though, since that's what they're attracted to.
Though it's not exactly cheating, it just shows that she becomes much more interested when I seem not readily available.
>>7801076
fuck are u me?....u explained same situation perfectly with my ex
Anyone know the sauce of a vid where the familie is sitting at a table and a young slut humps this guy/father/uncle/grandpa of her real sneaky. Other familie membees don't notice anything. She keeps talking to family members and ruding this man....
That shit was hot, i'd seen a webm came by from time to time, but that's a while ago now and I did not saved it.
It's a incest roleplay video.
>>7801085
Holy fuck just stop making shit up dipshit
>>7801107
I dunno.... you might be me... It says "You" in parenthesis on your post...
But yeah seriously, wish I had more time with that ex to see how that would have played out. I can go ahead and guess: not well.
>>7801085
>I know what every girl likes because I know a single fucked up female
Stop pulling facts out of your ass, guys like you are so pathetic
>>7795822
I can feel the anger through my monitor. You should release all of that.
>>7796763
Have you ever heard of kekqueaning?
You could consider it.
>>7801076
>>7801306
Samefag here,
I have heard of kekqueen stuff and a lot of story time with the ex revolved around this. These stories in particular coupled with a little finger work on my part and she would cum so hard her thighs would nearly crush my hand and then go limp.
It was hot but at the same time a massive drag cause like the original lady said she'd never really go for it, yet it made her cum like almost nothing else.
>>7801085
Back to r/TheRedPill
>>7801231
My alternative hypothesis -
Girls love being comfortable, not dissimilarly to guys. Most of them don't believe they're special/important/worthwhile, and most guys don't give themselves enough credit for how much they mean to these girls. Therefore, when you start playing in to their preconceptions of how the world must work for you, everything gets more comfortable for them. Comfort = orgasm.
Like, imagine you're fucking Tori Black. And you actually really like her, and she's into you, but she keeps telling you how your dick makes her feel like she's never had a penis before and asking if she can buy you things or if she could arrange for you to meet more girls since she loves you and wants to make sure you're sexually satisfied no matter what.
The basic premise of the story was good, but then you got so weirded out that you're probably not coming until she starts acting a little bit more like, you know, the world makes sense.
>>7801874
My brain literally can't process that last sentence
>>7801076
Remarkably common. My last GF of a year and half ended because I cheated on her with a hotter, tighter woman. I broke up with her, then told her about it. Suddenly she'd soak through her panties at the sight of me, and would beg me to tell her everything about my continued escapades with said girl until she was so horny she'd start playing with herself and beg me to fuck her.
She got off on it and yet was the jealous type our whole relationship. Thought about getting a 3some going but had to leave town because of work.
>good memories. :D
Story time
>Hang out with my female friend
>She is 5 years younger than me
>She comes over to watch some shitty movies and drink beer (she's only 20 so I provide the booze)
>She has a boyfriend and I have a girlfriend so don't expect or really want anything to happen (gf is hotter)
>She asks me for a foot massage
>I'm a masseuse by trade so it's not weird at all, everyone asks for free massages because they're cheap fucks
>Half ass foot massage while we watch some creature feature
>She is really enjoying the massage, I assume she must carry tension in her feet from work
>Suddenly violently pulls her feet away from me
>I assume I must have hurt her, she insists it's fine
>tell her I'll give her a real foot massage
>She reluctantly accepts and we go to the guest bedroom where I have a massage table setup
>Start massaging her feet for real
>She is way into it, just moaning away
>Start to get really turned on and keep at it
>After about 15 minutes she loudly yells 'fuck it' and lifts her hips and slides down her shorts and panties
>She proceeds to rub one out in a matter of seconds then curls up into a ball
>I'm stunned and ask what the hell that was
>She admits she has a huge foot fetish and loves having her feet pampered and said she can only cum when her feet are stimulated
>I'm fucking diamonds now, never had a foot fetish or anything but this was just hot, I basically brought a girl to orgasm by rubbing her feet
>She says it's my turn and proceeds to give me a mind blowing blowjob (gf is shit at bjs)
>She asked if I wanted to fuck but after I got my nut my mind cleared and I said no I didn't want to cheat on my gf
>We went back to watching movies
>I rubbed her feet basically the whole time and she got herself off 2-3 more times
>At one point I even sucked on her toes and she came from the sensation of it while playing with her nipples
>After that I was ready to cheat but she was pretty worn out and decided to call it a night.
>>7800142
Well, I think this guy >>7800173 is on to something. It's like Steven Pinker's [i]The Better Angels of our Nature[/i], the world been getting nicer, friendlier, and more liberal for a hell of a long time now.
I don't think you're crazy, because I see a good few people think like that. I just think you're super-wrong. I think sex is hugely emotional, so I don't buy biological-not-emotional. "The only thing that gets in the way is jealousy" is semantics, because you can define jealousy however you want, but it starts to sound pretty bs-y to me once you say that it's society's fault. Blaming things on "society" is like blaming things on "culture," it sounds basically superstitious and not particularly rational to me at this point unless there's a good *solid* explanation.
>>7801076
when I told my gf about a threesome I had a while ago, she got jealous..but then she told me that she came 7 times that day from masturbating to the thought of me fucking other girls..
>>7802003
>>7802114
damn dude I wouldve never guessed it was fake. you should get a job as a detective, what tipped you off?
>>7797840
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>porn
>>7802206
tomcruiselaughingcollage.jpeg
>>7802070
But I bet she would never be up for something like that with you right? Mine certainly wasn't, and the idea of me even seriously entertaining it at one point seemed to have upset her.
>>7796763
I'm the same way too
>>7802479
Would you dump him if he did though? Or would you ever go through with it? Like reverse kekold?
>>7802267
bitches are fickle as fuck
>>7802003
"im not gonna stick my dick in you just make you orgasm over and over again"
fucking retard lel
good to see not a single fucking .gif was posted after that rant as expected of 4chan you never let me down
>>7802003
>dont want to cheat on gf
>gets sucked off
By most peoples standards you've already crossed the line, unless you and your gf set some pretty arbitrary lines in the sand. I mean fuck, most peoples mouths are just as filthy if not more than their genitals.
Going that far and not going for gold... I pity you anon.
>>7802166
Its obvious its fake. Thats the problem. I want to be sold and think its real. Thats what they should strive for.
>>7795750
What is her name??
>>7795754
Name of her
>>7795822
>I'm unhappy with myself so I yell mean things at strangers.
>>7796763
how do you like start shit off with your girl like this? what do you say?
>>7797840
Depending on the angle, it might be obstructed by a reflection of the light from the window.
Or it's just porn.
I cheated on my girlfriend at prom, cheated on my girlfriend with her childhood best friend after that, I cheated on my girlfriend in the beginning of our relationship, honestly I don't know if she's just retarded or pretended to not know
>>7803463
To see file names on mobile click on the size of the file just under the pictute/webm
Soo wee gonna get more webms or not
>>7800176
This.
>>7801076
My ex gf went absolutely wild for me saying how i'd fuck her hot friend, but asked me to stop because she didn't want it to actually happen since she wanted to keep me to herself
She loved the idea of sharing a girl between us but couldn't handle the thought that i might prefer that other girl over her
>grills r weird
>>7797204
areeee youuuu joking me?
fuck.
>be 19
>never cheated before
>dating 8/10 for 3 months at this time
>she's controlling and ridiculously jealous
>fucked heaps at the beginning of relationship, but she "didn't want to do it so much we got bored"
>gave head very rarely and was pretty bad at it but always swallowed
>always expected me to eat her out, which i did because i loved it, but i like to get as much as i give
>"my jaw hurts"
>dick is 9inx7in btw
>i'm getting increasingly sexually frustrated over about a month
>start fapping to black chicks giving blowjobs for about a week
>go to friend's housewarming
>friend introduces me to 8/10 black chick
>start talking to her completely innocently
>she gets me to drink a metric fuckton of vodka
>gets me incredibly wasted
>so wasted i dropped my phone in a bathtub of water and took my car keys into a pool without noticing
>she starts talking about how amazing she is at giving head
>with my sexual frustration this gets me harder than Saitama's punches
>dick takes over, forget about gf completely
>about 9pm, people leaving
>"anon you wanna go for a swim?"
>we make it to bottom of apartment stairs before she has my cock out of my pants and in her mouth
>no gag reflex
>massaging balls
>actually knows how to suck a dick
>people walking past us constantly, have to pretend we're just talking
>"you have such a nice cock anon, please cum down my throat and then fuck me"
"is this what you planned when you first saw me?"
>"yes. do you have a condom?"
"no"
>"but i want your cock inside me so bad"
>cum down her throat, swallows every drop
>doesn't stop sucking
>after a few minutes i realize she wants another load
>realize that she won't be able to make me cum, start jacking myself off
>she immediately starts sucking my balls
>cum down her throat again after 5 minutes
>sit outside in cold air afterward
>gravity of what i've done hits me
cont. but rest is depressing
>>7804273
>dick is 9inx7in btw
How much is that in Kilojoules ?
>>7804273
>realize how badly i've fucked up
>realize how much i love my gf
"uhh i've gotta go home"
>incredibly wasted at this point, phone doesn't work and wireless unlocking on keys won't work
>drive home anyway, bawling the whole way
>talk to mum about it, she says to talk to gf in morning
>ring gf straight away and tell her what happened
>she has a cry about it
>appreciates my honesty
>says she would've dumped me immediately if i waited till morning
>i fully accept that i did something very wrong, told her i understood if she wants to dump me but tell her how much i love her
>swear i will never cheat again
>we work it out but for the remaining 10 months of our relationship i can tell she always held it against me
>gave into her controlling nature and stopped talking to my girl friends and stopped going clubbing
>just wanted to make her happy
>devoted myself to her
>forgave myself after a long time
>never cheated again despite many opportunities
>she ends up cheating on me with her ex and lied to my face for last couple months of relationship
>>7804312
If any part of that is true, youdeservedit/10
>>7804306
kek'd
>>7804317
By the same logic, she also deserved it.
People make mistakes, unfortunately none of us are perfect.
Difference is i accepted consequences and was completely honest with her, whereas she lied about it
>>7800176
actually this is wrong. Read Sex at Dawn. We're actually biologically evolved to like gang bangs
>>7795802
why terrible? you're fucking married or something? if so you're an idiot fucking slave
>>7801122
weirdo
stop putting women on a pedestal like a rapist
>>7801076
if a chick isn't good at cumming, dump her: life too short
get one that is good
>>7802571
> didn't want to cheat on my gf
you fucking useless piece of shit
>>7804328
i agree with you.
>guy came clean straightaway about cumming dirty
>chick gotta wait and lie for 4 month after since she knows she can use the "you cheated first" excuse
>nonetheless she wasn't honest...
>>7804398
She didn't even have the decency to tell me, she made up a bunch of cliche, pathetically weak excuses for the break up. I found out about the cheating on my own.
She also insisted she 'loved me' after she broke up with me, the day before our anniversary.
>>7795802
this is so accurate it hurts
>>7804273
>dick is 9inx7in btw
pics or bullshit story
>>7804328
mistakes have consequences. you're not in kindergarten anymore.
>>7804575
Of course they do, and i accepted those consequences by telling her straight away you spud
>>7804469
<girlfriend> you're playing wiffle ball son. Who gives a fuck. Fuck everything that walks.
>>7804254
I have a lady friend who is like this. We have had a kind of friends with benefits thing for the longest time which persisted even while she was in a relationship.
We would fantasize about the craziest shit together and the hottest part was she would always talk about wanting to share my cock with other girls, watch as I fucked them, etc. etc. but every now and then when getting more in depth into the conversation she would always sneak in a comment about not being sure if she could do all of that if I was her "official" boyfriend.
WHY!?
If I ever find out I suppose I'll wait for the next cheating thread to tell.
Does anyone have that on gif where the guy is behind the door and she sucks him off and the "boyfriend" Is in the other room and he says " Honey is everythign alright in there?" While she gets fucked. I remembe rit but i cant seem to find it when i looked it up.
I came here to unleash my seed. Not to read.
Post some fucking gifs/webms, people.
two sets of webms and a wall of text, POST SOME FUCKING WEBMS
>sage
>>7806273
Girls are so weird man, they'll explore their darkest fantasies with random guys (threesomes, bondage, etc), but won't do it with their partners
>>7795822
Jesus son
Chill
>114 replies and 7 images
>>7808139
THIS.
>>7808024
some people really don't like mixing 'personal life' with fetish stuff. it makes sense if you're not a trusting person
>>7795802
Yup this. Love my girlfriend like crazy but I am but a fucking pervert so I fantasize and remember I got a good fucking woman.
>>7796763
You sound exactly like my girlfriend. Her jealousy/insecurity has gotten better over the years but she gets off a little bit when I flirt with her like she's the other woman. It's fun for me and I never cheated but I think she fantasized about it... she'll never admit it though
>>7795822
>even though your title here is anonymous. i see through you.
Holy shit i havn't laughed this hard in a while. Are you some sort of retard?
>>7804041
>it might be obstructed by a reflection of the light from the window.
prove it
>>7804312
Ah well. Things get irreparably broken after you cheat, not because of the sex but due to the trust thing. If you ever cheat/are cheated on again that means the relationship is over. If you want to fuck around, try going poly. It's a lot of fun and there's still commitment. You can't be a jealous person though. Good luck anon.
>>7813316
>>7813320
>>7813323
>>7813328
>>7813333
>>7801874
please, explain your point once again ?
>>7795822
what
>>7813338
>you look... really strange right now..
Kek'd fucking hard
>>7802003
>getting sucked off isn't cheating
Nice logic there, Bill Clinton
>>7795750
>"babe it's not whatchu thank!"
>he says as the girl strokes his dick through the whole conversation
kekked
>>7797204
Does he still have the apartment?
>>7795822
why has /gif/ turned into angry preteens projecting their inadequacies as opposed to porn webms?
>>7813332
god fucking damn she is gorgeous
>>7795822
Goddamit you angry whiny cunt. I laughed so Hard lost my boner.
Story tiem
>be me
>Know ex for about 9 years
>4 years bff 4 years gf
>one week btw one 3+ year relationship to a 4+ year relationship
This last year
>Heavily depressed but dont realize it because I've never been depressed before
>she starts talking to someone i bring into the friend group
>she becomes best friends with him
>we are increasingly unhappy
>she is very sexual person and our sex is getting bad
>mainly my fault because of lack of motivation
>few months later and we break up and she goes out with other guy
>spend my time being sad then start improving myself
>realize that she was holding me back and start becoming the person i've wanted to be for a while (more social, more politically active, not upset about relationship things, not having a jealous gf who dislikes all my female friends because i have a lot of them)
>after I start improving myself depression goes away
>find people to fill voids in my life left by her
>We still talk cause its hard to let go
>things arent sealed with her and the other guy
>we fuck around and the sex is better than ever
>eventually she actually starts dating the guy
>"ok we are done talking then, If you message me i will assume that you wanna fuck"
>>7814014
Cont
3 weeks ago
>"Hey anon, i found your keys in my room. Wanna get food and ill give them back"
>very reluctant Yes
>Things are weird but become comfortable and we talk and gossip and shit
>"can i come up to your place to charge my phone for a bit"
>"S-sure"
>find out that she and the guy are basically dating but not "officially"
>"So why are you really hear, i know you didnt forget the last thing i told you"
>"its not like that anon i just miss you"
>hang out but keep assert that if we arent fucking we shouldnt be talking
>"im fine with both, but this is your decision"
>keep pushing that we should fuck
>chill and so each other things that we enjoy
>me - stupid metal gear things
>her - stupid broadway/musical things
>still pushing for sum fuk and she likes the sexual attention
>after a while "Fine, i guess we can have sex anon"
> "no you have to be sure, this is basically cheating"
>she has always had a cheating fetish so i want it to be good for her
>she is sure
>we fuck its not great
>cum quickly the first time but just fuck through the nut and keep going till nut 2
>after nut 1 back into old grove
>eventually finish
>"I dont feel as bad as i thought i would"
>immediately rock hard
>round 3
>>7804328
>cheats on gf
>OHGODWHYDIDSHECHEATONME
>>7795773
i know. who would marry a mexican guy?
>>7795822
(You)
>>7802003
idk man, i'm with this guy. sounds fucking hot and why fuck her when you already got off?
awesome story
>be me every year of my life
>45 mins to cum using hand
>20 mins to cum using tenga egg
>never cum during sex
>fuck over 20 women
>can't cum during oral/intercourse
>why live?
>>7800176
>Yeah, you technically get what you want, but wouldn't you rather have the grand prize all to yourself?
damn...I was with you until this part
you fucked up
>>7801740
you're obviously from reddit as well. lemme guess, r/AdviceAnimals?
>>7804312
>loves girlfriend
>cheats on girlfriend
the two are mutually exclusive pal, don't give us that new age bullshit of 'i stil luv er doe'. You should have ended it that night instead of wasting both of your time. Goodstory/10 needs less blame shifting.
>>7814237
>be me
>totally believe this post
>totally
>>7814293
wow, look at you... christian morals taught you well. *slowclaps*
>>7813730
kek
>>7814327
No one made the correlation between acting like an adult and Christianity except for you buddy. However, if that's what you're saying, I guess I couldn't agree more.
Nice attempt at b9 m9,
>>7804273
you are still young, but you will soon learn to keep quiet
>>7804469
she never loved you
>>7814349
Oops
Autism again
Misha Cross.
THat's her name... :/
>>7804469
you are deadset the most retarded human being on the planet.
>be 16
>have first gf, awesome girl
>meet another girl through social media
>get to know her, beautiful and smart chick
>go with some friends to a pub where we have to sleep at a friend of mine because out of town and take her with me
>have to share a bed
>tell her that if she wants to cuddle we could
>she immediately lies next to me, cuddle till everyone is asleep
>give her a kiss
>making out the next moment
If I hadn't developed feelings for her I am sure this wouldn't have gone on for 4 months. And then I made the mistake of staying with my gf. I hurt my gf, I hurt this girl which became my gf after my relationship was over. Never have I felt so shitty.
>be 21
>have this girl i'm dating for months now
>she's jealous as shit but i don't mind since i'm not interested in other women and i had mainly male friends
>one time friend chris calls me says he has to talk to me
>his friend greg told him of a girl he was currently "dating" but greg found out that she was in a relationship
>greg showed chris a pic of her, chris realized that this was my gf
>tells me immediately
>i ask if i can come over
>we all now at gregs place, gregs calls her for sex or something
> 20 minutes later door bell rings, greg heads her to the living room
>gf sees me
>"i can explain everything"
>tell her to fuck off, she cries and leaves
>we go to the bar and i buy greg a beer
7 years ago, still very good friends
>>7814597
I actually kind of feel bad for greg.
it's one thing to be cheated on but to unwittingly kek someone? yikes
>>7814597
Bro unity rules! You should have let him fuck her then tagged teamed the bitch and posted vids!
>>7813338
This is fucking hilarious
>>7814237
Are you uncut... iam and i suffer from delayed ejaculation syndrome its more common than u think i rarely get off during sex so its become more of workout and sport kind of thing
>>7813585
kek of the month
>>7814237
Did you frequently over masturbate during formative years?
>>7814035
so how bout that mgs5
> People make kek threads
> Everyone laughs about pathetic keks
> Someone makes a thread about men cheating on women
> "Wow you guys are terrible this is so wrong"
Do you guys realize how retarded and brainwashed you sound?
>>7814293
Bullshit. Study psychology and evolutionary history and you'll learn that lifelong monogamy isn't really natural for primates and we certainly can love more than one person, and even love them while cheating. I'm entirely devoted to my girlfriend of ten years emotionally and as a lifemate, but on the one occasion where I had an opportunity to cheat, the only thing that stopped me was being too drunk and half passed out when the girl tried to initiate.
>>7815327
The difference between primates and us are that we live by rules. Without rules, the world would be a shithole full of everything we find disgusting. If you want to be an animal, be my guest, but don't get butthurt if things don't go the way you thought they would.
>a million years ago
>meet black chick online
>meet her once at her place
>kiss
>gross.jpg
>leave
years pass by
>in a relationship for 4 years
>with controlling, overly jealous girl
>don't really have a lot of contact with other people, sometimes texting some girls
>occasionally text the black chick
>saturday night, horny, gf at her house
>text the black chick again
>ask her to come over to watch a movie
>she can sleep over because parents on vacation
>she sais OK
>put down all the curtains in the living room
>she comes, watch movie
>nothing happens
>go upstairs
>prepared the guest-room bed (2 person)
>she has pj's, I get in in my underwear
>still horny
>put arm around her
>start feeling her up
>she starts feeling me up
>her hand goes in my boxer
>feelsguud.png
>take off my underwear
>let her jack me to completion
>sleep
It was purely sexual so I don't feel too bad. Of course I felt bad after I came but hell, I slept like a rose. Cheated on my gf again with that girl, but that's another story.
>>7804273
obligatory "im 9 inches btw" fack off
>>7815521
did you stop right there? he said its 9x7 its obviously a joke man
>>7813340
But... the phone was off...
>>7815327
>study psychology and evolutionary history
It's true, monogamy in humans has only been around for the last couple hundred thousand years, but what has been around only in the last 4,000? Plumbing, water filters and owning and building homes. I reckon the majority of the forum would agree with me in saying that everything listed is a natural part of modern human life.
>isn't really natural for primates
Well if you don't see a distinction between yourself and the rest of the banana eating simple primates then I guess I can't blame you. However, don't through the rest of us in that boat, underling.
But let's talk about primates.
It is estimated that only about 30% of all primate species are in fact monogamous (this 30% includes humans). So it can't be all primates as 30% of all species is a significant portion. You literally have no idea.
If you haven't realised this by now, you have almost assuredly lost the argument. Go do some free courses at your local university or something Anon and come back when you can argue.
I'm actually going to be cheating on my wife later tonight /gif/, prolly pick the girl up around 8:30ish.
Haven't decided if I want my wife hogtied in the closet or serving us drinks/cleaning up after us. My problems are the worst problems :/
Anyhoo what are you doing tonight /gif/?
>>7796763
You are spiritually lost. Fuck this modern abandonment of moral character.
>>7802047
>Blaming things on "society" is like blaming things on "culture," it sounds basically superstitious and not particularly rational to me at this point unless there's a good *solid* explanation.
it's not superstitious at all, just because it is simple.
>>7816017
I get all my spirituality on 4chan
>>7815986
It's not cheating if she participates, retard.
>>7813585
Topkek
>>7815986
So... Masturbating with the left today?
>>7813333
>where you gettin that water at, Canada?
top kek
>>7814014
>be me
kill yourself.
>>7797204
>>Are you joking me?
>>7813316
Anyone know other videos like this? Where the guy or girl is cheating and their significant other is close but oblivious?
>>7816101
lol keep raging virginfag
>>7816178
welcome to 4chan ! hope you enjoy your stay !
>kekold thread
100 replies, 427 images
>homewrecking thread
>273 replies, 3 images
C'mon, I just want to fantasize being seduced and cheating my wife.
>>7797840
This guy...being rational...about porn...
>>7813316
kek
that feelin when you seen this nigga so many times it aint even cool if its fake
KEK
>>7795744
kill your self
>>7800176
I'm the one you're quoting.
I don't think it works both ways. A woman is attracted to a man's status primarily, and him being valuable to other women is evidence of that status/good genes. There's a reason women are far more attracted to men in relationships. A woman only needs sex one time to have a child with whoever she thinks is the best genetic match, and anyone can raise and provide. She will only ever be attracted to someone whose child she wants.
There's a big difference between using sex as self validation because of insecurities and biological urge. Women don't have a biological urge for casual sex like men do, on the contrary women are much less happy because of the pressure to sleep around. On the other hand men want to have as many children as possible which is why they have lots of testosterone and desire sex at a basic level like being hungry or thirsty. Women can never understand what this feels like because of the role hormones play. Take it from someone who has had well over double the high end of natural testosterone levels before.
When you say love keep in mind love only lasts 6 months to 2 years. Your brain stops producing the drugs that keep you in love and from that point onward it's being bonded similarly to a close friend. Being monogamous is a decision people make for the sake of their children and the stability of society. You are likely just always chasing that initial high of falling in love and the validation of being wanted.
This post jumps around a bit but the points are there.
>>7817031
"keep in mind love only lasts 6 months to 2 years"
You are a sad, sad, little man. I hope you find the right woman, because it's obvious you haven't yet.
>>7817081
Yeah I'm sure you know better than scientists who study the matter. What's it like feeling in place of thinking?
>>7801963
#thathappened
>>7817636
>>7796763
>all the normies on /gif/
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>>7815862
What this anon said
Theres a reason why its called love AND lust, they aren't supposed to go together but a bunch of kek jews made a book that tells you one man one woman.
Don't want that alpha male to get all the women right?
>>7819216
Society wouldn't exist today the way it does without that jew book; that's the whole point of religion.
>>7802003
>I'm a masseuse by trade
>I'm a masseuse
>masseuse
You mean masseur right?
>>7813333
> pokes her head out near the floor
> dude suspects nothing
> be me
> lose virginity to average girl, date her for over 10 years
> gf moves across the country, 9.5/10 takes an interest in me for some reason
> break up, date new girl for a year
> still in love with old gf
> cannot commit to new gf or really care about spicing things up
> i think she's getting bored of me, and there's a chance she's cheating on me
> life sucks
> still in love with old gf
> hate life
bamp
>>7817636
she is fucking hilarious
dude sounds like Harold from Harold and Kumar
>>7817640
"oh no"
kekd
>>7817640
what's her name?
>>7817031
Autism the post
>>7813316
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED DAQUAN
>>7816136
http://www.youfreeporntube.com/ex-sex-is-the-best-sex_aff533a1d.html
Where is the women cheating with other women videos?
>>7814237
stop masturbating dude. stop watching porn. Seriously!
ITT:bullshit stories and faggots that are too scared are to admit that they cheat so they use facts from 2000 B.C that they got from Wikipedia
>>7795822
step aside, folks, we've got ourselves a badass.
>>7795751
I can't be mad to someone this dumb. Her cheating would just be an excuse to get the fuck outta that relationship
>>7813333
where are you getting those quads at, canada?
>>7802003
nice broh
>>7795822
>everyone taking this kid seriously
Holy top keks.
>>7815783
Phones now have technology that turns the screen off when it's by your face
>Story time
>Cheat on my gf
>break up with her
>cheat on next gf
>break up with her
>consider suicide
>>7822782
I like how you're the one doing the cheating out of pure lust and smashing your girlfriends's trust in men, then try and attract pity towards YOURSELF.
Be a fucking man and live with consequences of your actions instead of going on fucking 4chan and threaten a completely apathetic group of channers with your suicide. asshole.
>>7817640
Sauce?
>>7813333
http://spankbang.com/6l59/video/kayla+kayden+is+a+cheater
>>7822922
I don't think he was trying to attract pity or use suicide as an attention-grabber. I think he was just showing the regret that can be felt with cheating.
>>7822922
>I'm the man that women deserve, I would treat them like queens and never make mistakes
He didn't say the circumstances which lead to cheating, nor did he say how it came about, so how do you know it was for pure lust? Stop being so self-righteous
>i'm apathetic
>rages at a random person
>???
>internet points!
>>7822986
This is more like it.
wtf? No one reads you shitty green text stories. Post webms, you fuckturds.
>>7803820
also wondering this
always thought my gf would love it
>>7822782
control yourself and fucking grow up
>>7815242
I don't count the last 10 years as formative but I've certainly fapped what might be considered an unhealthy amount in the past and I also have the same hard time cumming during sex. Particularly when I have a condom on.
>>7817632
sauce?
>>7823060
>cosima
thanks homie
>>7822844
sauce?
>>7822844
sauce?
>>7817031
My husband and i were in love for 7 years. Best sex I ever had, he's hot got a great body eats my pussy like you wouldn't believe and has a great dick. Hey -- I don't just marry anybody. Guy is so hot and smart and loves me I had two children with him. After my second, he started rejecting me for sex. At this time I was a size 4 and in great shape. He was punishing me for not keeping the house perfectly clean when I had two babies to take care of. Or something. I lost him to video games and internet discussion groups. He doesn't like porn. He just got cold. And so I moved into another room I sleep on a couch. i've slept there for 4 years. No sex. I've cried and wanted to commit suicide. But I can't because of my girls. I can't live without sex. I like to fuck a lot. But my husband just went away. And so yes, i've cheated with a few men. Not often. I end up fucking people who are unavailable. I think I like it like that but I really want someone to be my baby, someone i can fuck regularly.. or maybe even love. Yeah, my life sucks and I am a whore.
>>7795822
get a load of this faggot
>>7823840
>internet
IMO you should started from telling him that you want to fuck...
>>7823840
He deserves it.
>>7823840
You live near philly? I'll make it happen
People judge me because of it I'm out there having a life fuck them it's better than staying home and crying myself to sleep. It still makes me so sad I want to cry all the time. We're staying together for the kids. My husband wont' fuck me because of all the housework I haven't done or something. He's German, clean freak, who knew? Because I was the perfect wife before the kids - clean house gourmet meals wine fucking it was wonderful. We were in love. I was good. I wouldn't trade my children for anything though they're worth it but still I get really depressed I go years without fucking. And then when I do it's real complicated.
Feels good to fess up here on this porn thread lol… yeah now I'm looking at porn. I've always been a good girl that's been my game for a long long time but I'm older than fuck now and I want to be liberated. But honestly I find myself only attracted to one man at a time. Unfortunately as I've said I fall for the wrong people. Maybe because I dont' want to get involved I dont know. These little adventures of mine give me life… even when it's bad it's better than nothing.
>be me
>playing in the playground with Gilbert
>Clementine walks up and starts playing in the sand with me
>we've been friends for a while and she really likes me
>we're pretty much dating at this point
>Rosie runs up and tells me Mommy and Daddy are calling me
>give Clementine a kiss on the cheek and leave
>running back with Gilbert and notice Mommy and Daddy talking to an Asian family with a cutie daughter
>"Hey, I'm Sarah, my parents are coming over for dinner, we should play, I want to see your toys!"
>"O-ok!"
>Hours later, playing in my room while parents talk in the dinning room
>"Ohh cool, you're learning to read and write! Me too! What's A-B-C stand for!"
>I whisper..."Ass, Bitch, Come-on..." and grab that cute Asian ass
>she's shocked but goes with it
>"What about Clementine?"
>Gilbert runs in
>"Caillou what the fuck are you doing!?"
>Tell him I'm learning the alphabet
>he runs away shocked
>I get my first nut
>Tell Clementine the next day
>She's shocked and breaks my toy
>"Why!?"
>"I had to learn my ABCs"
>>7823840
Translation: He is stressed at work because he has to make money to support 2 children and I am too egotistical to think that maybe it's not my fault
>>7824299
Ding ding ding, this motherfucker hit the nail on the head
>>7795822
10/10 post.
>>7824065
why cant you just find a decent guy and be happy?
jesus i've fallen for the wrong women too but it's because of lack of option and loneliness.
you have tons of men throwing themselves at you and still choose the wrong ones.
but its refreshing to hear the honest and sincere thoughts of a woman, without the bullshit.
>>7813338
That guy looks exactly like Roman Bellic in GTA 4
