Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>53601205
That fucking image

>>53601282
this

>>53601205
>Make it into a touch scroll sensor
>hold phone
>volume suddenly ramps up/down
worst idea

>>53601205
I say get rid of the smartphone model entirely. There's more room for innovation in a connected ecosystem sort of model, where multiple devices work together, focusing on specific actions so to make a better experience across the board. Idk. Maybe I'm just a fucking idiot

I will hunt you down and remove your fingers with a claw hammer if you ever attempt to put that into a device,

>>53602328
It's going to be on the iphone 7