This is considered """""coding""""" nowadays
Also why are only girls allowed to """""code""""" emojis? That's sexist as fuck.
>>55611849
Wait a minute... I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>55611849
>no /r/SandersforPresident
I suppose that wouldn't be a meme tab on /g/.
>>55611936
Well Sanders would have been the best option.
>>55611950
Are you voting Trump instead of Shillary in November considering your FREE STUFF sold out to her?
>>55611969
I'm German.
>>55611991
It all makes sense now.
>>55611991
Who would you vote for if you were American?
>>55612063
That's pretty problematic since both are shit candidates. Probably Hillary just to avoid Trump and then hope that she doesn't fuck up too bad.
>>55611849
thank god someone posted this, just saw this and came straight to /g/ to see if anyone noticed it
>>55612075
Holy fuck you literally just used every meme liberal word in one sentence. Don't you have a rapefugee cock to be sucking right now?
>>55612075
The eternal Kraut strikes again.
>>55611849
Imagine being the guy actually making this. Just think about how stupid you'd feel while working on it
>>55612075
Why the hate on Trump? You probably believe the propaganda on TV don't you? I can't blame you.
>>55612093
Which of those were meme words? Da fuq?
>>55612112
Don't you mean (((goy)))? It was probably some unlucky nu-male working at Google.
>>55612125
Problematic. Where do you get your news from, anyways?
>>55612130
>unlucky
>implying he didn't jump for joy at the though of helping young ladies further their careers
Probably did it for free too.
>>55611849
>Smashing gender bias and patriarchy by teaching girls how to code
>Selectively ignoring, and subsequently reinforcing, pink, dancing, accessories, shopping.
>>55612139
Kek true, fucking saved that tweet.
>>55612136
>the word "problematic" is now a """"""meme liberal word""""""
>>55611849
>Everyone do this one thing so you feel unique
baka desu senpai
Well running a program on kali is also considered hacking nowadays, so...
>>55612152
It's been one for like 2+ years now. Lefties use problematic so often it's a default argument for them. Also according to them, facts and statistics are """ rayciss""".
/pol/ has a thread on this
>>>/pol/81405230
>>55611849
There, I coded. I'm now a coder.
>>55611849
>Corporations trying to push women into a field in order to send wages down again just like they did for every other line of work
>mfw
>>55612152
It always has been.
>>55611849
manbabies upset google is teaching women how to get into your secret boys club
This is insultingly retarded.
>>55612233
>study after study shows women are apparently fucking awful at negotiating salary
>tech salaries are high
>we need more women in tech!
This can't be a coincidence
>>55612233
>>55612257
ironically i recall germaine greer (a feminist) saying that she didn't like the idea of forcing women into the corporatist world
kek, adblock wrecks that site
>>55612251
>secret boys club
nigga, you just ignoranted real hard
>>55612063
I'm also german and I would personally vote for the libertarian party nominee, Gary johnson. Seems like the only choice really, especially for people on this board of all places
>>55612140
natalie a best
>>55611925
I too, recognize that buldge!
>>55612277
also check'em
>>55612261
She also said that the Australian Prime Minister (at the time Julia Gillard, a woman) had a 'big fat arse'.
Feminism is a meme.
>>55612281
My cats hate catnip.
I bought some plush toy thing with an opening so you can put catnip inside and they just got angry when I gave it to them.
One even got afraid and ran away.
>>55611869
I'm sure they would make an exception for traps, so time to put on a dress.
>>55612337
Apparently 1/3rd of cats dislike it actually.
>>55611849
This is some weak shit.
Does anyone remember this Google doodle, where you played around with a Turing machine?
http://www.google.com/doodles/alan-turings-100th-birthday
>>55611849
I felt kinda disappointed after I looked into it and found out that this was what they considered code. I actually wanted to learn a little since none of my work is web based. What would you use to make an emoji thing through actual code?
I also played through that little robot game they had and was much more impressed. Something like that would be nice for teaching middle schoolers basic logic needed to program. The emoji thing just feels like a doll maker.
>>55612413
Robots are gross and not cute, emojis are cute, sorry not sorry that us women are fixing programming to be more inclusive.
>>55612657
This cringeworthy push for women's parity in STEM to the detriment of society needs to stop. Can you guys imagine how the West is going to look when the Boomers are dead?
>>55612063
Bernie
>>55611849
Technically it is
>>55611849
>50 times the effort of creating 1 emoji has been put in to this creator
>males do all the hard work
>women just easily drag and drop
>then women take all the pride of having coded an emoji without any real work
>realise this is life and women do it all the time
>>55611849
>these tabs
Nice bait, OP.
>>55611849
Emojis were a mistake.
Who the fuck though it was a good idea to add that shit to unicode?
>>55612063
German here, if he still had a chance I would vote for Bernie. I pay taxes and I would rather live here and pay high taxes to get all the benefits, than live in the shithole called US and A.
>>55612063
>>55612075
>>55612280
>>55614422
>>55614485
>all these cuckolds
>>55614532
go choke on your student loan debts. You are just mad I only paid 1500€ for my CS degree
>>55614563
>going to college
I have a small business and I'm well funded
>>55614602
thats even worse you selfish cunt. Just because you are doing well doesnt mean the rest of america is
>>55612122
Why? Have you heard the man speak?
this going in my CV
>>55614665
kek
stay mad
>>55614532
Now you know why our country is turning into a 3rd world shithole.
Should've killed all these wannabe German cuckolds back in 1945, because all the real Germans died during the war.
>>55612122
>wanting an actual idiot and climate change denier as president
both choices are awful, get out of here with you /pol/ack homoerotic trump cult
>>55615066
Why is climate change even important? There is nothing anyone can do about it.
>>55611849
Wtf is with that gaudy background?
>>55615111
Whether or not it is important is debatable, but being a climate change denier is a sure sign of being a moron
>>55614908
and you stay ignorant you fool. I really wish your kids kids will end up getting fucked by the government, that is if you ever get to fuck a woman
>>55612063
Donald Trump
if you vote Hillary you are an idiot, if you vote the third party one you are a super idiot
He is obnoxious and doesn't have class, but he is not crazy
Voting for Hillary is voting for crazy, that woman is not right in the head
guys i just found an exploit with this. i am injecting code and google will be in my control within the next 24 hours. screencap this.
i go by the codename 'Magus' in the deepweb. you'll know where to find me
>girls can code
>doesn't work on mobile which pussies spends most of their spare time
>>55615293
It is important to deny it. You are a moron if you don't see it.
Currently the 90% pollution by CO2 and freons comes from China and Russia. Because they just don't give a fuck about climate change, they just produce stuff using ancient technology, because it works and it's cheap. There is nothing you can do about. They are polluting the same atmosphere you are living in.
The heavy co2 regulation forces the factories and the natural resource miners move to Asia and Russia. Because they can't make any profit with these regulations. Mining is as good as dead in the west, the industry is barely alive thanks to the military sector.
What you chose is to have factories and workplaces back to USA, and let them work with SOME regulations, or you can be a retard about it and let more and more businesses move out until you produce nothing but air and have 50% unemployment. When the current stock bubble bursts (will happen this autumn) half of the country will be homeless.
All the "climate change" retards are doing nothing, but contributing to the economical ruin.
>>55615822
The ironic part is China is the world leader in wind energy.
>classic theme
>>55615901
Not because they care about pollution, but because they don't get enough energy from other sources to run the whole thing.
>>55611849
It should be illegal for a female to get a job in a male dominated field. The world was better when it was legal to discriminate based on sex.
>>55615822
Trump doesn't want SOME regulation. He wants NO regulation. He has said this himself, he says that climate change is a conspiracy set up by the chinese to defeat American buisness. He wants litterally no restriction at all on what you can put in the atmosphere.
>>55615948
Very true. But not just lack of enough other resources, but it helps to reduce their dependency on oil, as well, which makes them rely on foreign powers less.
>>55615712
>While the computer boots up, find out what Made with Code is all about.
What computer nowadays takes more than 20 seconds to boot up? Or are they just aware that there's not much more to say about their shit project?
>>55615974
Awesome, I can't wait for the chaos when factories begin dumping toxic sludge in our rivers. Trump is going to be a fun presidency.
>>55615985
Bitch'es computers because they are bloated with toolbars, malware and useless programs in autostart.
>>55615974
No CO2 regulation, obviously the common pollution regulations will still be there.
And yes, that's the only way of restarting the American industry. Unless you want to be homeless in 2 years pray for Trump to win.
>>55616047
Trump is going to win. Every sandnigger attack is only making trump more popular.
>>55616047
>restart the American industry
>america has #1 GDP
Where are you even getting this from. You for some reason think that more money in country = more money for me. That is not true when the income gap has been getting larger and larger while the GDP grows. All the new money in the economy goes straight to the top and nobody in government will try to stop it because of the legalized corruption in the US. Removing the climate control limits would do nothing but make CEOs and bankers more money while giving the guy who works all day in a factory to feed his family about 7 differant forms of cancer.
>>55611849
you forgot the classic "gay sex with hats on" tab
>>55611849
I actually support this kind of initiatives.
It helps keeping the SJW circlejerk far from my field of interest.
>"Go gurls!! :^) It's not because you have no prostate that you can't into webdev"
>"Come on, you gurlz can too be video games developers ! Yer so brave :^) "
In the meanwhile, embedded system are isolated from the shitstorm
>>55616207
It's not like trump is going to make unions illegal, that would really hit blue collar workers hard. Besides, trump has supported workers and workers like that major coal miner union in virginia has supported trump, unlike that corrupted cunt hillary who doesn't give a fuck about workers, only the fat cats and kikes who give her money.
>>55611849
Thread about to get deleted. Thanks hiroshima!
>>55616207
>america has #1 GDP
Do you even realize GDP is a scam? Once the Fed prints another billion GDP increases by $10 billions. And the QE is basically just printing money.
You don't even know how GDP is calculated, do you?
America produces nothing, except the worthless green paper, supported by it's global oil monopoly and loan speculations.
What happens when the Middle East is completely controlled by Russia and Africa is controlled by China? It's happening as we speak. Syria and Iraq are now under Russian control, Iran and Lebanon are allied with Russia, Turkey just accused USA of staging a coup.
Will the dollar survive once the Chinese-Russian world bank officially take off, backed by their natural resources and nukes?
>>55616307
damn that double-fist dildo would be cool irl
Ok /g/, how can we fuck 'em up?
I've already tried doing Adolf and failed miserably.
>>55616328
> hack site
> make it say install gentoo
>>55616328
clearly you didnt try hard enough
>>55611849
> 9gag
> Gay blowjobs
>>55616530
>(You)
Mozilla is retarded (no citation needed) and produced this:
https://codemoji.org/#/welcome
now it seems that google needs to respond to everything mozilla does that is SJW friendly. There has to be a way to manipulate this.
>>55611869
My 9 year old son actually wanted to make a emoji today and was really bummed out when he saw it was just girl emojis things. Considering making him a program where he can make emojis with REAL code.
>>55611869
>>55616723
It's not like you can lie you're a girl anons.
>>55616776
Girls on 4chan? Very unlikely anon. My wife and me have almost the same personalities and she isn't fond of this site. Must be something here that keeps girls away but the traps stay.
>>55616804
Nice blog
Tell us more about your wife and her son
int main()
{
puts("######");
puts("#O##O#");
puts("^####^");
puts("#^^^^#");
return(0);
}
Challenge: make it look more professional.
>
>>55616811
Well we are a nice family with a daughter and a son (both underage, don't even think about it) wife is nurse and I'm IT at the hospital she works at. Still better life than you fat autistic fucks.
>>55615295
so so mad
i'm enjoying this
>>55614443
>then women take all the pride of having coded an emoji without any real work
and men just smile and nod knowingly "Well done!"
>>55616871
Have you asked her yet about how her bull tyrone is treating her?
>>55616889
Don't enjoy it too much you might hurt yourself and have to pay 265k in medical bills
>>55616896
Tyrone, the guy at Popeyes? He cool.
>sjw's
>>55611849
>Coding
Holy shit can we please just call it programming, calling it "coding" makes you sound like your 12
>>55616871
>Still better life than you fat autistic fucks
sure it is mate, that's why you're on 4chan
>Limor Fried
https://storage.googleapis.com/gweb-madewithcode-prod/uploads/2016/05/09/07/45/08/limor_fried.mp4
Someone make a reptilian jew one next.
>>55611849
How does this even qualify as "coding"/"Programming"? This is a complete insult to anyone person with a 3-digit IQ
>>55611849
But that's exactly how most western indie games are made. In fact, by coding that emoji you can put the following professions in your twitter handle:
-artist
-designer
-programmer
-UI enthusiast
-HUD wizard
-Avatar aficionado
etc etc
>>55617012
I want to agree with you, but then coding is easier to say... so nah
>>55612152
>saying problematic in a non facetious manner
i can tell you're retarded and i don't even know you
>>55614563
dude fucking end yourself
>>55617100
Sure, stuff like this *is* what girls typically are better at. The creative side of using things that are already built- like stitching lights in their dresses. That's great, and we should celebrate it- but it's not 'coding'. It's design and maybe engineering in a basic form. Kids now build websites in school using HTML/CSS but if they can't deal with that or see the bigger picture, coding's not for them.
>>55617100
>It's not fun to code just for coding's sake, there has to be something at the end
I guess this makes sense, but why are they pushing making hardware things so hard? You can't physically see a program you've made, but getting a program to do something is rewarding too.
>>55617131
I actually work at a startup that's all about teaching kids and especially girls to code
So ok here's the logic behind this, teaching girls to code is a profitable area to be in because of "muh white male in tech problem" and because for some reason women can't just help themselves into these areas and need to be handheld.
So they create things that help you learn to code, problem is syntax and is too complex and too much of a learning curve so they they switch to block based problems (see Tyinker, scratch etc)
Turns out they're too complex as well because they still require some problem solving so Google is going even lower and using a block based interface as customisation options for already premade bits of code and still calling it coding because then its easy enough for girls to grasp and walk away thinking they achieved something.
Why is this ok in their eyes?
Well first we tried to teach them to code - TOO HARD
Then we tried to just teach them computational thinking and problem solving (Scratch etc) - TOO HARD
Now we're just setting for the low bar of "getting girls interested in technology and believing in themselves", doesn't matter if they don't learn to code, doesn't matter if they don't even understand computational thinking, all that matters if they think they coded something and might study it more.
it's patronising as fuck really, but that's the price we pay for "equality"
>>55617194
>Sure, stuff like this *is* what girls typically are better at. The creative side of using things that are already built
Not even true, creative teams are overwhelmingly male. Working in any high up creative position requires you to be confident and sell your ideas, which males it a very harsh area for most women to work in.
>>55617194
Ladyada is the bomb yo. She is actually quite knowledgeable about the hardware side of things and she goes over all the technical details when they do teardowns.
I find the way adafruit stimulates children to get into making shit and programming is really great. A much better approach than Google imo.
>>55616869
>Um, like, well you see ....
Fucking women
>>55617319
Not reading anything like that there, autismo
>>55616307
I really like that
>>55617290
Agree. Kids of both genders need to see immediately what their actions are doing. Change a number or where a routing goes and see it change before their eyes. The need to bug check and watch for syntax errors that happens in the real world (ie, work) can come later. Kids need to have a bit of excitement while doing the unknown or else they'll never stick with it.
>>55616845
var array = new Array('######',#O##O#'','^####^','#^^^^#');
console.log(array.join('/n')
>>55617274
Oh sure, at the professional level and when people are older I'm sure that's true- but from my experience boys are less likely to do creative things with, for example, their fashion like that until it could benefit them financially.
>>55617397
I laughed.
>>55615678
>i go by the codename 'Magus' in the deepweb
You better have had posted that through a vpn/tor
>>55617397
>boys are less likely to do creative things with fashion
some things are meant to be left as functional as possible without having style interfere
>>55615678
You have good taste in vidya my friend.
>>55616871
Nobody lies on the internet right?
>>55616248
Embedded Systems master race. We have a couple of females on our team, and they know their shit.
>>55617495
Girls love sparkly stuff that they can show off. Have you seen prom dresses recently? If they can make their dress have actual LEDs built-in then they would and probably look good doing so. Whereas if we add LEDs to our suits or ties we look like dorks.
>>55616287
Idk if you're full of shit or not, but it seems very insightful. Nice read there anon.
>>55612075
>>55616038
white girls fuck dogs
>>55612075
10/10 bait, a lesser man would have fallen for it big time.
>>55612063
Trump
t. britainistani
>>55617639
I see nothing wrong with this
I also don't see nothing wrong with eating animals some people think as something more
>>55612251
>women get special help
>women get money wasted on them to try in vain to teach them how to program
>the best women programmers are still worse than the worst male pajeet programmers
You can teach a chimp sign language but that doesn't mean that it will ever communicate at the level of complexity of even the dumbest humans.
You can teach a woman programming but that doesn't mean that it will ever program at the level of complexity of even the dumbest men.
>>55611849
>world emoji day
What the fuck.
>>55615984
>when ur browsin online and you get radicalised by Muslim propaganda emoji
>>55617658
best one yet desu
>>55612084
top kek, same
https://www.madewithcode.com/
what is this sjw shit
> Until now, emoji representing women haven’t been, well…representative.
> TRIGGERED
>>55611849
Why is there need to manually type x and y? For this purpose it'd be way more effective to just drag'n'drop, even actual GUI editors have this
>>55612136
>anyways
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anywayS
>>55612249
>increasing y moves it down
wut?
>>55617012
I agree. "Code" is equivalent to "Words" where "Programming" is equivalent to "Writing".
Calling "programming" "coding" is like calling "writing" "wordsing".
https://www.madewithwords.com
>>55618992
To make it feel like they're doing more than they actually are
it would also make sense to have the x/y blocks pre-filled with numbers but you need to make them feel like they're actually doing something themselves
it's laughable
>>55619105
top left origin...
>>55619207
top kek
>>55619207
thats fucking retarded.
>>55619304
That's kinda how most computer graphics tend to work....
8====D ~ ~ ~
>>55616660
>stupid Caesar cipher knockoff
Those radio show secret messages with the alphabet dials that were essentially a Vigenère cipher were much better
![19871365-Happy-Indian-Father-and-daughter-playing-in-the-park-Lifestyle-image--Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AweVJ1d.jpg "19871365-Happy-Indian-Father-and-daughter-playing-in-the-park-Lifestyle-image--Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
my wife's daughter is going to love this!
>>55611849
>"""""coding"""""
It's called programming you fag, you're no better than the retards you're making fun of.
>>55619304
No, it's the only format that makes sense
>>55617147
did this got a little too personal anon? do you want me to send you a couple of euros?
>>55616869
>there aren't an equal number of female and male emojis
lmao who even thinks of this shit
>>55616931
fuck off u bernie voting cum stain
>>55617253
(you)
>>55617639
She looks chineese tho
made a jew lol
>>55616931
Before the ahca a rich person used to be able to pay off someones medical debt for a tax credit. Before the ahca I used to only pay 200 dollars a month for insurance with a 7000 deductable for myself, my wife, and my daughter with options.
Now I have to pay 600 dollars with a 2000 deductable and no options, but thats okay because atleast my insurance pays for my wifes contraceptives that she doesn't use :|
>>55620593
That's pretty good.
Here's your (you).
