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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
Want to contribute to the infographic? Take the best possible photograph you can take of your favourite chink shit (this can by anything from chink smartphones, memebuds/headphones, chink SSDs, powerbanks to quadcopters and include some of its pros and cons.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel https://discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Randomiser:
http://www.chinkshit.com/random
>News:
Anon needs help to finish his plugin which grabs all of your tracking numbers from ali >>55574110
Anon’s quadcopter arrives >>55574217 >>55574235
Anon’s shark still fine after a month of use >>55574507
Three packages arrive >>55574520 inside, some finger LEDs, cardboard VR kit, and a MSD reader >>55574646 >>55574817
Anon’s new and improved script for searching for coupons >>55574560
A chink falls in love with anon >>55575295 and sends him his parcel wrapped with hearts. Inside, two bottle pourers >>55575389 , an SD/MSD card case >> 55575481 and a mitu plush >>55575784
Anon gets his Xiaomi miBand 2 >>55576046
Two pairs of IEMs arrive for anon >>55576586 as well as a first aid kit >>55576605 and ‘bingo’ juicer cup >>55576638 >>55576655
Anon’s H101 arrives >>55579053 >>55579083
Anon gets a headlamp and posts review >>55576619
Previous thread: >>55573351
2 days ago: Your shipment has arrived at the postal operator of the country of destination and will be delivered in the coming days.
Still no sign of it
>>55581850
the op pics are getting stale, we need more sharks.
>>55581923
Burn in the deepest hell of pits
>>55581923
The normal OP has been busy with the infographic, and they seem to be the only artist around here. But quit your whining pls
(I'm actually partly at fault - I made two of the last few threads, and I reused fairly recent pictures due to being rushed)
>>55582165
Hell I'd submit some art if I had a place to submit them.
>>55582302
Just post them in csg you silly goose.
Now, review time.
Just got this, pretty cheap, nice sound quality, decent battery life.
It does clip at max volume with heavy bass, but I never turn it up that loud anyways. Sound is plenty for listening to music at a picnic or in your room or w/e.
Btw, they advertise it as a 40mm driver, but it's really 36mm with an extra plastic around the edges. I couldn't care less though because for this sound quality and battery life, it was pretty cheap. Build quality is also pretty solid, already dropped it once with no obvious sign of damage.
Where can I buy some cheap batteries for the JJRC H22?
>>55582372
goybest
my pistons have arrived, will create a small review when I pick them up this afternoon, any details you all want me to pick up on specifically?
>>55582397
No. Fuck off stupid anime fag.
>>55576655
>he actually bought the blender bottle
Absolute madman. Video review of how well it works?
>>55582397
no because half the fucking thread owns pistons by now
>>55582405
>>55582416
huh, well some anons like me live in europoor and there packages arrive absurdly late (it's about 3 & 1/2 weeks late now) but it finally arrived so im excited just like all of you were.
>>55582397
>pistons
What
Been outta /CSG/ for a while
>order from gearbest on july 4th
>tracking says package is now in my country being handled by my country's postal service
under 2 weeks is a new record for me
any advice on how to maximize goybest points?
>>55582440
You're an idiot.
Go waste more of your life on anime, fucking degenerate scum.
Why are people in this general so nice? How on earth are people getting answers even about the weirdest, ridiculusly specific questions? Why is advice here good most of the time?
>>55582483
Funny juxtaposition with >>55582475
But actually though, this general is awesome
So I bought some piston air capsules and the cable is severely underprotected at the 3.5mm jack. It already looks dangerously bwnt. I refuse to use them until I get my shrink tubing on them.
>>55582494
You wanna say that to my face?
Punk.
>>55581850
Has anybody here bought LEDs for their cars?
What did you buy and how are they?
>>55582494
Learned a new word today, thanks.
I wanna buy chink arcade controller parts so I can make a diy fight stick. How much would that cost me just for the buttons?
Also I wanna buy a dildo because I wanna know what prostate orgasm feels like. Should I buy a dildo off chink sites?
One of the faster shipping times I have had. 6 days from ordering to arrival at my rural New Zealand home. Shipped with China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus. They were not metal as the description said but plastic.
>mfw I have 180k in my bank + more in assets and I still buy from chink sites
I am one of you, bros :)
>>55582632
it feels good right?
>>55582620
Don't buy a dildo from chink sites unless it's metal or glass. Hard plastic might be safe. Anything "jelly" or claiming to be silicone is likely toxic.
Sadly, this also applies to most non-chink sites.
Also, if you always use a condom you'll be fine.
any mexifags?
>>55582664
Yes, I have never had any problem receiving anything.
>>55582664
Que necesitas negro?
>>55582644
Yeah it does
whats the best kodi box with remote?
I just bought a xiaomi 20000mah powerbank on banggood, how fucked am I?
>pic related
>>55582750
I hope you brought lube too, cause that's going up your ass.
You're going to get fucked real good, boy.
>>55582664
Fuck off we're full.
>>55582664
Taco taco reporting in.
>>55582679
>>55582683
>>55582699
>>55582823
>>55582841
what have you bought?
have you had any problems with the mexican customs?
how much taxes do you pay?
any advice would be appreciated.
I want to get a chinkphone, some sd cards and some earphones, and maybe some fake glasses.
>>55582960
I have never paid customs for anything.
To the date I have ordered some arduinos, obd2 bt adapter, google cardboard, cheap usb cable, a green laser, one pair of glasses, a flashlight, some tenga eggs (they never arrived :( ), a jet lighter, a case for my phone and a tempered glass screen shell. I think that's all.
BTW I have never used DHL or anything like that
>>55582781
Care to explain why?
>>55583026
I have also bought a xiaomi mi band 1, and an uni-t multimeter
>>55583035
It's gonna be as fake as a "brand new iPhone 8 only $80" phone
whens infographic
>>55583035
Because I know when and where you live
>>55582960
Correos de Mexico are a bunch of thieves, they have stole 8 packages in 3 months. but everything else paid no taxes(about 300 packages, yes I know I have issues)
DHL if declared low value you may or may not pay 16% plus $285 handling fee, anything with high value pay taxes 16%, and you pay them at your door, if you don't pay the delivery good laughs at you and leaves with your chinkshit while dancing his way to the DHL minivan.
But pretty much there is no rules for Correos de Mexico, you can order cocaine and they don't fucking seem to care, so dude ordered some drug plant seeds like it was nothing, pic related.
>>55583141
you can order your pic related by mail?
link?
>>55583175
I'm also interested in this, link please
>>55583204
>>55583175
I can't find the one I'm posting (image) maybe they took it down because it was 100% loli sex doll.
But this one seems fine if you have the money:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japanese-Sex-Doll-Men-Lifelike-Vagina/32697811109.html
Only $1,216
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rifrano-148cm/32674523500.html
It says 1more? Is this chink'd chink shit? Or is it legit xiaomi buds?
>>55583286
Check the QR code
>>55583100
:3
Hey
How's it goin'?
lol the seller threw this in for free with a small sheet of paper begging for 5 *'s
>>55583300
will check now.
>>55583286
>my piston 3s are stuck in LAX customs limbo
these guys take so long checking for shit, if my package gets mailed to any another state their customs sends it off the same day it arrives.
>>55583315
Give him one star.
As a joke.
FUCKING BELGIAN POST SEND MY MOUSEPAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55583359
Do you want to be send ancient chinese poisons?
Or just recent ones
>>55583304
Jusssst finnnnnnnne
>>55583315
I'm more interested in that signal enhancement sticker, do a review of it.
>>55583385
I like those cuties you post anon. I like them a lot.
Maybe you keep posting?
Update #2:
Poor old Win Win is going to fall on his own sword and would rather close up shop than ship out 5000 orders. Don't expect to get anything.
But that doesn't mean I'll stop trying.
>>55583419
I like cha and I woncha
>>55583417
Fucking kill yourself
>>55583417
This is just spite. I'd understand if you got something out of it but this is just bullying. They're already jumping into suicide nets to get you your $4 junk, what more do you want?
You remind me of those slave drivers who'd beat their own slaves to death for trivial reasons.
>>55583417
I DESERVE FREEE STUFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
kys friendo
>>55583417
>I sometimes sell goods to my fellow white man
Kek
>>55583459
Why is she so mean? Those oppai are too nice to be mishandled.
>>55583398
Kek, it seems like snake oil to me but I'll try it out, redmeme note 3 pro here, will attach to back and post results and etc, running Cm13 btw so different radio firmware and shit
>>55583490
I'm interested in seeing the results as well. Don't forget to check back in later.
>>55583502
Will do, don't worry.
Why are anime fags shitting up the last good thread on this shit site?
>>55583518
They're just cute pictures anon. No one's trying to start up something. Just hide the replies and cool off.
hey guys, do you think a shark 64gb microSD will be able to work on a Galaxy S7 for recording UHD(2840x2160) video on it? It looks like a gr8 deal.
>>55583026
only correos de mexico? what sites have you ordered from?
>>55583141
as expected, fucking correos de mexico, bunch of wankers.
>300 packages
anon wot, do you sell chinkshit or what?
what's the most expensive thing you have ordered?
I really really want a redmeme note 3 pro but don't want to get spic'd by correos de mexico.
>>55583478
she's not being mean. nozomi is loving it
Comfy here, I made a dumb "tribute"/parody of Awful Reviews last night about my kid Goku figure. Just to be clear, I'm not submitting it for good boy points and will delete it soon because it was a stupid idea and no one got it.
https://youtu.be/Kk3Fic2j1xw
Catch it now, I'll take it down by midday UK time. New good reviews soon!
>>55583587
Thats a big figure
If I'm looking to install Cyanogenmod onto my Redmi Note 3 Pro, I should be using the Snapdragon version, correct? No ROMs specifically mention "Pro".
>>55583601
No, you want the mediatek version
am I the only one who checks the "new products" page on gearbest daily?
>>55583618
Yes.
Get a life
>>55583534
dx some years ago, lately gearbest, Ali (mostly Ali), and some times eBay. And yes always correos.
I'm also interested in getting a redmeme so let me know what you come up with
>>55583618
i do too. shits easy to keep up with on a phone and same with flash sales on ali and superdeals, in comparison, GB barely moves
>>55583610
Don't lie
>>55583601
We've had a billion threads and you've still got it wrong?
Mediatek chipset has more 4g lte band support, better battery life, and marginally better gpu performance.
Jesus
How many packages do you have coming in? I've got 5
>>55583703
about 24
>>55583688
Why does everyone always recommend the Snapdragon?
>>55583703
About 10
>>55583717
Are you honestly telling me that you've been listening to the shitposting on that?
Try to lurk a little more next time and just get the mediatek version.
>>55583703
exactly 19
>>55583739
stop shitposting
DON'T FORGET!
Log into your AliExpress app to get your once daily free coins and play your once daily free game!
>>55583898
He's not. Mediatek is better than qualcomm.
>>55583739
I did some research on my own, and it looks like the Snapdragon variant is superior on all fronts according to multiple sources.
You probably just got some bad information. I'd suggest cancelling your order as soon as possible and getting the Snapdragon version.
>>55583035
He's shitposting
>>55583703
Waiting for 1 package containing redmeme and VR
>>55583983
:^)
>>55583978
Free coins!
50 coins = $1.00 off purchase of $1.01 or more!
100 coins = $2.00 off purchase of $2.01 or more!
Any updates on the aliexpress coupon finder?
>>55583739
>>55583898
>>55583983
Guys pls, I don't even know who's trolling who. Keeps this general comfy pls
The external gpu adapter for laptops-thing is at 72% off on gaybeast if someone is interested.
>>55584169
Can you use thunderbolt 2 with it?
Link?
>>55584203
no, it's the mini pci-e version
gearbest.com/laptop-accessories/pp_229101.html
I got an email from Ali saying something has arrived in my country and will be with me in a couple of days. Could either be a football shirt or fake Raybans. Hoping it's the Raybans.
Does anyone /yoyo/ in here? What's a good cheap entry level yoyo?
>>55583672
>>55583534
Negros, if you order el rojomeme 3 pro go with DHL, even if you pay taxes you will have the guarantee you will receive also it's gonna be cheaper if you buy it from the authorized resellers like in Mexico, even those resellers send you el rojomeme 3 from China if they don't have the stock in the stores but they still charge full local price in pesos. No Sean marros a que te chingue el judío revendedor pues mejor que te chingue el judío de dhl
>>55584239
Are you a 10 year old in the 90's?
>>55583957
>Mediakek
>Better
>>55584024
its more like 100 =1$ and you have to get it when the coupons reset every hour.
>>55584318
coinz are worth twice as much if you get the store-specific coupons
>>55584304
http://www.gizchina.com/2015/02/09/mediatek-mt6752-vs-snapdragon-615/
Enjoy your snapfire memedragon :^)
>>55584378
Enjoy your mediatek backdoors
Does anyone know the whereabouts of the aooko "raybans" seller?
If I understand it correctly, he's the guy who sells high quality fakes. I was hoping to get a pair of aviators.
Someone posted a link to his store a thread or two ago and his store was nuked for some reason.
>>55584378
The redmeme has the sd 650, not the 615. You idiot!
>>55584397
>and his store was nuked for some reason
gee, I wonder why!
>>55584397
Fake stores go up and down AOL the time, just hunt about a bit with keywords
>>55584407
I think you mean "Baka"
>>55584427
>AOL
All you stupid autocorrect
>>55584425
>Implying chinks give a fuck about trademarks and copyright
>>55582302
i'd do art too, i'd even take requests.
>>55584407
There is literally no difference
Which fan should I get?
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-gadgets/pp_270624.html
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-cables-adapters/pp_217150.html
>>55584378
Indeed the 615 was a housefire but support for mediakek is shit, enjoy your eternal lollipop version.
SD650 has top tier performance, zero housefires and custom Roms from pajeets
>>55584491
Stop shitposting and kys
>>55584519
The first one is definitely cuter
Go with that one
>>55584637
Give him one star and he'll come round and kick the shit out of you
>>55582624
can we get a sound test?
>>55584480
do something with sharks pls.
>>55584707
i'll do something with sharks, hopefully post it later on or tomorrow
>>55584649
>"kazoo"
>>55584648
He don't want no trabble.
virgin chinker here, ordered one of the monitor-side headphone clips because i figure that won't give me aids or anything.
probably going to buy one of those giant mousepads and a mechanical keyboard if this works out well
i got a madcatz mechanical keyboard for free for working a comic convention but it's big ugly glowing gamershit that i can clean and probably sell for like $50-60 and buy something i actually am not ashamed to have on my desk
>>55584734
Want to make sure he didn't get chink'd.
>>55584745
Its clearly a marijuana pipe
>>55584111
I think the guy is asleep right now.
If he disappears forever I'll probably make my own script
>>55584752
damn he got chinked out of a kazoo then
>>55584759
The script seems to work fine, it just needs some reformatting
>>55584752
Couldn't a real metal kazoo also work as a weed pipe?
>>55584791
Probably but it would be pretty harsh
>>55584840
If you smoke weed out of a metal kazoo, would you die?
>>55584876
it would be extremely painful
(no)
>>55582466
Write a review for every bought article and get 1$ worth of GB points. Review 10 + Image 20 + Confirmed Order 20 = 50GBP=1$. If you can into Jewtube make a video to gain more points.
>>55584947
That's pretty sad.
>>55584519
Have both and I can say get the first. He is even usable as a fan and has a good wind stream, the other is just loud with weak wind.
What does /csg/ think?
http://www.androidheadlines.com/2016/07/review-oukitel-k6000-pro.html
>>55584111
Dude needs to make a gearbest coupon crawler too
>>55585015
Oukitel a shit
>>55585047
Gearbest coupon codes are shit.
I made a thread, >>55584629, help csg.
>>55584924
You're a good man
redpill me on the Xiaomi Mi 4
How well does CyanogenMod work on it?
>>55585180
>redpill
nope you can go back to /pol/ or reddit
>>55585152
their wall charger is pretty nice
My package got here at my local post office 3 days ago.
I called the post office, they can't find it.
what do?
>item has been in the capital city of my country since the 14th
>still hasn't gotten to my city
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys, where can I find those replica watches now? The store with 3$ DW seems to be closed.
>>55585256
I notice that they have batteries, have you tried them?
Hello awful review guy here, got some small loot from banggood yesterday and made a video about it.
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grnF_-LFukA
>>55585350
No.
I want to get a MiBand 2. Can someone provide me a legit link that wont cost me an eye and a leg?
I own the original miband but the mini screen is really appealing.
Thanks!
>>55585410
My Miband plopped out when I was out cycling and now I dont know were it is. I'm also gonna buy the Miband 2 but they are being sold for ultra jewish prices atm.
MiBand 2 only costs 20$ in China, these chink resellers are selling it for double the orginal price, dont get jewchinked, wait some time and it will drop in price.
>just ordered some chinkshit yesterday
>just ordered several chinkshit items last week
>still want to order more chink shit
Atleast its not a pricey addiction
>>55585300
bump for answer
>>55585505
Its barely been half an hour since you asked, you're posting at a time when the thread slows to a crawl, and you're trying to bump?
Fuck off you stupidly needy attention whore. If you can't handle a simple mishap like this, by yourself, then you truly do not deserve to live.
Kill yourself
>>55585120
>Jack Ma has granted you one coupon worth $2 off $200 to be added to your AliExpress account
>>55585368
-_-
>>55585368
fuck off
>>55585410
You wont find it for less than 40, wait for official global release in october, at least i think it was october
>>55585560
im not a mudslim, im a white argentinian with good christian values.
>>55585539
They usually are though, since you can't stack them with good boy points.
A Gearbest crawler that finds all the flash sale items would be good.
>>55583417
Vicky will get beat up by boss, thanks of you.
>>55585573
no disrespect or anything but you actually make me hate more of argentinians
Wowee these Xiaomi pistons sure are going pretty cheap these days!
http://s.aliexpress.com/Af2um2Ur
>>55585669
protip: they're fakes
>>55585680
Shop it so they're browsing /csg/ please
>>55585682
That's the joke...
>package still has't arrived after month and a half with 25 day limit
>contact gearbest
>durr hurr shipping company says it's delivered
>But it's not.
>guess someone stole it then lol, here's 200 points
I'm fucking pissed.
>>55585574
Those russian Gearbest coupons were great and I bought a Roidmi 2s for 18 instead of 29 with a coupon I found on a aussie site, something that crawls and alerts you of price drops or flashsales would be neat though.
>>55585669
>mp3
>mp4
the real question is do they support webm or mkv?
>>55585688
why are you angry
>>55585688
Post the convo with support
>>55585684
Not my image.
>>55585688
keep all evidence, conversations, tracking and contact credit card company
>>55585704
Dear customer,
We are sorry for this inconvenience and empathise with your frustration of not receiving the item.
As we explained earlier on shipping company the parcel has been delivered.
In this case, we did ship the package at the right address and either someone took it or it has been lost locally.
Please claim compensation from local post office.
We regret to inform you that there is no compensation in such case.
As a proof of good will, we can exceptionally offer 200 points in your Gearbest account. Please kindly note this is the best we can do.You can use points as a discount for your future order.To know more about points please click here:http://www.gearbest.com/about/about-points.html?157wrew
Please confirm whether I can upgrade your account with points as soon as possible.
Once again we apologize for any inconvenience caused.
We appreciate your understanding and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Thank you for your understanding.
Best Regards
Eva
Gearbest Customer Service
>>55585702
Because I spent time and money waiting for a product I really needed and ended up with nothing and with no fault of my own.
>>55585720
>mfw I am in the same situation with a $200 tablet
>tracking number says it's at the local post office
>the local post office says they have nothing
>mfw the package was declared as $20
>>55585720
Charge back PayPal and stop buying from goybest, too many shills for them in here now
How bad can it be?
>>55585738
Are you that one lithuanian guy who dislikes all the youtube videos and hates gearbest?
>>55585749
*and sharks
>>55585749
Are you that chingchong shilling gor gaybeast?
>>55585767
Yes. Now buy stuff or I get whip again
>>55585749
No but I buy most of my stuff from Ali if that means anything
>>55585309
bumping
>>55585368
This guy should be banned
are you excited?
http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/07/15/xiaomi-executive-confirms-two-product-launches-july-27/
>>55585801
Interested in the laptop
Giving myself a budget of 2aud, I've decided to buy 2 earphones and review them for csg, because I'm bored.
>>55585745
This was my first set.
Here are the other candidates. Anyone want to help decide?
Hot sale Fuqing MX1 Metal In-ear Earphones wired Headphone for mobile phone,computer,portable media player
http://s.aliexpress.com/2yqeia2m
(from AliExpress Android)
Glylezee G4 Luminous Stereo Earphone Headset Electroplating Music Headphone with Microphone with Retail Package
http://s.aliexpress.com/7JjUrUb6
(from AliExpress Android)
KALUOS K-5 High Clear Stereo 3.5mm In Ear Music Earphone with Microphone For All Mobile Phone MP3 MP4 Portable Universal Earbuds
http://s.aliexpress.com/EziiuAbU
(from AliExpress Android)
Shall we call this the ultimate budget earphone challenge?
>>55585821
>Shall we call this the ultimate budget earphone challenge?
No, 2 of them will be broken on arrival
The other one will sound like shit
>>55585821
>Shall we call this the ultimate budget earphone challenge?
We need someone from /k/ or /out/ to try an ultimate budget survival challenge where they must survive in the woods with only the clothes they have on them and a $5 worth of chinkshit
>>55585832
We'll see.
I think I'll go with the KALUOS ones, they look the nicest imo.
Thoughts?
Short question, whats the best music player? T
>>55585873
Define the criteria of best
>>55585873
Well the best cheep players rizzo, the best hi fi players fiio.
>>55585882
Wanted to post on /spg/, sorry, but since you replied, i want a lightweight music player that is somewhat customizeable and supports EQ, flac and is free
>either get fucked by customs or get chinked
I'm out, no more Chinese goods for this anon
>>55585688
Like I said, pretty much every chink shop pain when it comes to refund. Thankful there's paypal dispute.
>>55584947
nice, thx
>>55584947
Can you review sub 1$ items and get 1$+ for it?
>>55585680
Got a link for those sharks? I need the meme.
>But something over the import limit here
>Get a thing in the mail saying I have to pick it up at the post office
>Fuck
>Grab some money and go out to get it
>haven't left the house in 2 weeks so a good thing I guess
>show them the paper I got
>They grab it, don't have to pay a thing
>my home address is on the box
>????
Why was this at the post office. Why not deliver it like usual.
>>55585971
there's no escaping the jewish trickery.
>>55586002
The post man is lazy obviously. Its easier to give you a piece of paper than a package.
>>55585680
w2c?
>>55586027
IKEA with the help of a time machine
can i get a link to Daniel wellington watches i cant seem to find them on aliexpress.
Is Shenzhen Top One a reputable store? I want to buy a Redmi Note 3 Pro there
>>55585738
I have to agree, I'm not very happy with gearbest at all.
Their support is basically 'ignore you and throw points at you'.
I've ordered 2 things from gearbest- good experience with first, bad with the second. Everything I've bought from ali (like 6 things now) has been just fine.
How are these for running? I already have an android phone, but pretty much anything is too heavy / clunky for a run
>>55586032
fugg.
>>55585801
does that mean the redmeme note 3 will be even cheaper?
if yes, then I'm excited.
>>55585998
If you review $0.10 items you can get almost a dollar of good goy points if you shill to the max
>>55586033
its a bit pricey but good
>>55586040
Looks cheap.
I would recommend instead a ruizu player with clip- the lack of screen in a player is really a bad thing.
OR hotglue a peg to the back of a ruizu X02. The clip on my clip+ (I love my clip+ and I'm going to be really sad when it dies) broke a long time ago and I've been making do with a clothes peg glued to it.
>>55586040
They're fine but the last time I used one of those the battery was absolute garbage
>>55586047
>>55586032
please anon tell me how to find them :(
>>55586061
Go to alli search DW. WOWOWWOW it appears.
After a month of waiting and some delay in shipping, my memephone is finally here.
So happy! My roommate received it at the door so I'm not sure if he had to pay tariffs to the DHL delivery guy.
Is it time to buy a chink vacuum cleaner:
www.aliexpress.com/item/chink-vacuum/32697204230.html
>>55586073
Congrats :)
>>55586002
>Why not deliver it like usual.
Nobody knows
If you lurk enough you'll see the NEET's bitching about postmen not ringing the bell or pretending your not in often
>>55586073
country?
>>55586058
yeah I was kinda thinking a Ruizu would be heavy as well, but I just checked the weight, says its 30g vs. my current LG fuel @ 113g.
>>55583587
Link for figure?
Is it worth getting the Note 3 Pro now or wait until the Note 4 comes out?
>>55586107
They are light as fuck, feels like nothing when picking it up desu
>packages comes to Finland from China in under 2 weeks
>Finnish post moves package at a snail's pace, will probably get my package next week, not today
>>55586124
Wait for the Note 4 to come out, then decide.
Reminder to include the post tracking on goybeats, it's worth it.
>>55586091
Germany.
>>55586087
cheers lad
>>55586143
lamo its not. it already has tracking.
>>55586133
>and Finland loses again
REMINDER
>>55586157
yea i do not use sky56.
>>55583371
>hoorndrager
>>55586144
Nice, please tell me where and how did you get it, im german, too.
>>55586163
Your item is in the sorry
High quality coding
Can anyone link me to some more replica chink watches?
They can be any kind from formal watches, to business and even gshock.
I'll purchase any and all that look interesting and post a mini review here once I get them.
>>55583417
This is just mean, anon :c
Vicky doesn't deserve this..
>>55586073
So happy for you, germanon~
Mind linking the store?
>>55586073
Show us the phone
>>55586040
These fuckers doesn't shuffle, so enjoy of same songs over and over again.
I'm considering buying this.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Penis-Enlargement-Pump-CanWin-Penis-Extender-vacuum-pump-Adult-sex-toys-for-men-penis-Cock-pro/32426448416.html
Will it work?
Does art moo give tracking on their orders?
>>55586085
>no reviews
probably a piece of junk, anon
>>55586233
Yes. Your penis will grow by leaps and bounds. It will get older, go to college, get a degree, and then get a job. Your penis will leave you if you use this.
>>55586233
Momentarily I guess
>>55586233
As a penis pump, or to make your dick bigger?
Vacuums aren't magic, dude.
>>55584649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZCWxcT6VdI
>>55582750
Just bought the same one. Also bought the 10000mAh USB C one.
Was so pleased with the 5000mAh slim design that i wanted more.
I have never received a fake xiaomi product.
>>55585694
>I bought a Roidmi 2s for 18 instead of 29 with a coupon I found on a aussie site
is this still active or no?
>>55586233
Jelqing is free
>>55585801
>Inside, we may find Intel’s Atom series processor which will ensure cheap price tag and long battery life. The overall design should be like the Apple Macbook, with a light aluminum body.
no
>>55586124
>Is it worth getting the Note 3 Pro now
do you need a phone now? afaik they aren't discontinuing or raising prices, so no one can give you advice on this
if you wait, be prepared to wait for the pro variant, or you'll get shafted on processor/sd card slot
Can anyone reccomend a good cheap chinaman flying joystick?
>>55583601
you want qualcom because mediatek never releases their kernel so no decent 3rd party roms just some pajeet shit that runs on a pooinloo homebrew kernal.
Anyone here got any experience with cheap headphones/headsets? Looking for something in the 5-10 dollar range,saw someone prasing some chinkshit headset in another thread and wondering whats the quality of them.
>>55586177
Sure. I got mine off Gearbest, where I paid $ 194 for it (174 €) for the Pro version (3GB RAM, 32GB ROM). Shopping was "Priority Direct Mail which took 4 working weeks, but usually ships more quickly. 1 1/2 weeks ago Goybest contacted me and told me that I had to wait another 1-2 weeks because the parcel's flight was delayed, so I assume that it's usually quicker.
Concerning the price: some anon here pointed out that I probably overpaid for it and suggested to compare different chink sites on this website: http://www.kimovil.com/en/
Phone came with a non-standard ROM which had the Google Play Store on it already, as well as German language support. No all-Chinese apps. Only downside is that I can't set my locale to Germany, so I had to go with Poland instead.
Hey, fairly new to /csg/. Anyone in burgerland have experience with chink phones? I'm looking to get something around 200$ but I'm not sure where the hell to get info on bands. Info I can find seems like nothing is fucking compatible.
>>55586040
>>55585913
>>55585867
Just get a Ruizu X02, £10 and plays flac, has a decent screen and 128gb expandable memory with sharks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4laGZvLfD0
>>55586497
Thanks for sharing, but kurva cyka blyat to the locale
>>55583417
Meh, my order has been modified and the price corrected
>>55586246
This one seems to have positive reviews. It even shows up on the front page of ali for me.
www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Chink-Blue-Anus-Blaster-2000/2046548426.html
are there website stores dedicated to these fake watches?
i dont like ali or ioffer since the stores get purged.trusted ones please.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how chinked will I get by tax and custom from DHL jews?
>>55586209
Bought it on Goybest: http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308825.html
>>55586220
Okay, only have the potato camera on my Moto G 1st gen though.
>>55586537
Red meme 3 btw
>>55586413
and destroys your dick
>>55586380
I think so yeah GBCRoidmi2S was the one I used.
>>55586538
Got some spec of dirt caught under the screen protector, which might drive me to suicide sooner or later, by the way.
>>55586547
And you trust chinkpumps?
There is no way to make your dick bigger, stop trying.
Comfy anon here, seconds after I deleted my Awful Reviews parody video I got a knock on my door and the postman handed me some fresh memes! It's a sign! No more shit videos!
These knives are """"okay"""", the handle material is really bad string rope and the blade handles had their black coating flaking off on arrival. The steel doesn't feel great either, I'm not sure it can cut all that well but I haven't tried yet. I paid £3 for the three of them so you get what you pay for.
If people are interested I can video review them at a later date.
>>55586646
how much stuff do you order a week?
>>55586536
anyone?
>>55586537
100% have to pay tax. If its coming form outside of Europe. And you have to check DHL if you are in a special zone for extra charge.
>>55586664
Not that much, I've mostly been buying gifts for a birthday. My post office seems to group all my chink shit into piles and deliver it all close together.
Pic related on birthday gift, bird shaped plant drip feeder from Ali
make a new thread
>>55586746
Kill yourself
>>55586750
thank you
>>55586765
LOL
>>55586538
have you unlocked the bootloader and flashed a clean rom yet?
The one that arrives are filled with malware and botnet
>>55583417
What the fuck is wrong with you? Get a life and stop trying to ruin other peoples businesses. That's his fucking job, his income, his money and food and rent.
Kill yourself.
>>55586801
Cry more.
>>55586784
No, not yet, as I will be quite busy today. But I'll get to it next weekend or so. Some other anon gave lots of advice and helpful links on how to flash CM 13 on the phone, so I'm thinking about that.
What's the next best option? Get a clean global ROM from xiaomi.eu and flash that?
>>55586801
shoo shoo stinky chinky
anyone else suffering the same issue as me on their xiaomi?
https://youtu.be/Xw8MmFJkE_4
>>55586825
if you want miui flash the xiaomi.eu rom
If you just want a stock android one get this version of CM13:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/development/rom-cyanogenmod-13-0-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-t3350656
still has some small bugs but its working alright
Anyone have any experience with chink water picks? Looking to replace floss.
>>55586508
http://www.willmyphonework.net
Includes pretty much every chink brand.
anyone gotten a glue gun? looking for a cheap 10 or 20W one to fix some glassware, need to create a new seal and a glue gun looks like the best option
>>55586862
I doubt you can go wrong with generic cheap hot glue guns. They sell the same ones at your local hardware store for arts & crafts
http://www.gearbest.com/other-tools/pp_393562.html
>>55586862
>glassware
Glue from glue guns melts dude
Use cyanoacrylate
Anybody have anky luck with chink-smartwatches? which one's the best?
>>55586879
obviously im not putting a direct flame one the glue, i broke the mouth of my bong and currently i wrap cling film to get suction on my 15cm glass tube coming out, the flame itself is quite far away and the part never heats up (lots of filtering)
>>55586841
no one?
>>55586939
all shite
>>55586940
Kill yourself stonershitter
Oh wait you already are, just very slowly, you waste.
>>55586940
>Gluing a bong
Buy a new one or a get a cheap soapstone pipe
>>55586954
thanks pal, i love you too
>>55586957
its a nice large glass one, was a gift, i dont really want a new one as im sure it was quite pricey too
Any good mouse for gaiming?
>>55586843
Are you running CM 13? Which bugs did you experience so far? Coming from a Moto G I'd really appreciate stock Android, but MIUI is actually quite decent so far.
Right now the website for applying for the bootloader unlock doesn't seem to work right and gives 503 errors, so I guess I'll have to wait a bit before I can apply for an unlock.
>>55586977
The $100 razorTM one
>>55586862
Don't get the gluegun from china, get only those 50x sticks for cheap
>>55586980
the bugs are very minimal, like simcard dosent work at boot, you just have to press aeroplane mode and then turn it off for it to work etc.
Ive never had any big problems with this.
>>55586995
You don't need to get a gun from anywhere. Just cut up a small piece of the glue stick, melt it with a lighter and then use a popsicle stick to apply the glue quickly
>>55587014
the gun is only 3$, can i accurately create an anus-like opening that will guarantee a seal with a popsicle stick?
>>55586977
James Donkey
>>55587010
Okay, thanks for the helpful tips, Anon. I really appreciate it. Will give CM 13 a spin and if it doesn't work, I'll just flash the xiaomi.eu stable rom.
Can you buy real looking toy guns on chink sites?
>>55587010
Another question: did you wait on the unlock or did you do a dirty flash? Could you recommend doing a dirty flash?
>>55587147
I'd also like to know.
Maybe brandish it as a fake gun during self defense?
>>55587147
build your own
>>55586450
I don't need a phone right now, but I want to get away from CDMA garbage and into chinky GSM goodness
>>55587251
the Negro-ebreic starter kit: the cheapest option for robbing a store
>>55587147
>>55587227
As far as I can see, none of the metal replica guns are 1:1 scale
Don't think it'd be worth it for a toy-sized one
I incurred the wrath of chink, left in my review the packaging was crap, and shipping was slow af, chinky didn't like that.
>>55587369
Shit he is mad af.
...and he has your address. Stay safe anon
Are MTK chips universally shitty?
>>55582620
Get an Aneros. If you do it right you get crazy stimulation.
Ordered all this shit from TaoBao, now ive just got to wait for it to make its way to the TaoBao warehouse, so i can pay for the shipping of just the one parcel
>>55587369
RIP anon
>>55587369
why did you do that?
I would have to receive a package that was supposed to be a $500 phone, but instead be filled with human faeces that was also poorly packaged before I left 4/5 stars.
>>55587458
was this all from the same seller?
fucking geekbuying probably lied about their stock
ordered the redmi note 3 a week ago and still no shipment
>>55587479
you have low standards.
>>55587494
Nope, just all of the things in the one order. Its like GearBest, they ship all of the items in the same parcel.
What the fuck is going on?
My chinkshit got here 3 days ago(Arrival at local post office), according to Belgium post tracking, but the local post office doesnt have anything
what do?
>>55587514
what's the site?
>>55587369
im bad at photoshop
>>55587479
there is no point in being nice when they chink you, leave an honest review so eventually reviews will be reliable on aliexpress
why would you lie in their favour when they screwed you?
>>55587535
TaoBao, owned by the same group as aliexpress and alibaba.
>>55587498
They stole it to play pokemon
>>55587545
That's how shit works in China.
Just give 5 stars and write some actual feedback in the comment.
Just like tipping in the USA. You can just not tip but it's rude and it wont change a thing. You will just be a cunt.
>>55587556
so you're not using a middle man site?
>>55587519
>>55585300
>>55585505
>>55585537 >>55585537 >>55585537
End your pathetic waste of a human life
>>55587572
its not tipping, you owe them nothing. they set their prices, they chose their business model
by always giving 5 stars you hurt the shops who actually put effort into efficiency/customer satisfaction, what kind of american logic is this? you're not being a cunt you're giving an honest review of your purchase
I wanna buy something, suggest me something cheap
>>55587369
If you want better package handling and faster shipping you have to pay for it. Don't expect things to be perfect when you choose free shipping you dumb fuck.
>>55587581
Dont need to if your Australian, or from one of the other places which it ships to internationally. Although the terrible google translation makes it harder to find what you are looking for vs getting the same thing off of aliexpress, but the price differences make it worth it. For example, the keyboard which i bought was $106 dollarydoos on ali, but on TaoBao it was $50 cheaper, and although you have to pay internation shipping fees, you are still saving a stupid amount of money.
>>55587610
chinkshit.com/random
>>55587519
Fucking underage
Walk to your post office and ask them in person.
Anyone have any experience of the Homtom HT7 Pro? I'm thinking of grabbing one in the flash sale.
Any good USB Key to recommend me please?
>>55587640
I went there, there's no package for me
>>55587707
Did you buy insurance? No?
Then you literally can't do anything about it.
All you can do now is commit suicide for being a moron.
>>55587694
Just pick your favourite colour, every USB in the entire world is manufactured in one 1000-acre megafactory in Wuhan
>>55587731
ok, but why does the tracking say it got to my local post office?
Which one is the cutest chinese phone :3c ~
[apart from RN3P]
>>55587731
this is why i prefer aliexpress
>>55587762
Not nearly as good spec-wise but the Umi Rome X is pretty sexy.
One of the only $60 phones with a metal body.
Think any of the fishing reels are any decent?
New thread when?
>>55587878
Fuck you
>>55587884
Suck my dick ya wanka
>>55587882
Never GMT +12 lazy af
Ayy I'm back in time to make the new thread, how's everyone doing?
>>55587882
Shut it
>>55587893
Eat shit and die
>>55587899
Depressed as usual.
Ordering chink shit to fill the hole in my heart.
why are there so many shitposters so suddenly
>>55587899
Tired. Got a sore throat from playing my kazoo for 6 hours
>>55587899
Fuck you
>>55587909
End of thread
>>55587919
Oh yeah? Well, fuck you!
>>55587936
shut up
>>55587951
no u
Also kill yourself
NEW THREAD
>>55573351
>>55573351
>>55573351
>>55573351
>>55587965
you nigga
>>55587965
You chinked me you assclown
Fuck You!
>>55587369
You're buying from china, dipshit. The packaging is always crap and the shipping is always slow as fuck since it's travelling across the fucking planet.
>>55587965
fuk u
are there any chinese SNES or N64 flash carts?
>>55588024
yes
>>55587605
You clearly don't understand how things work here.
5 stars is the equivalent of 'it arrived and was the thing I asked for'.
4 stars is "It arrived broken"
3 stars is "It killed my dog"
2 stars is "They sent me something that was so dangerous it had to be quarantined by customs as a bioterrorism weapon"
1 star is... You don't want to know. 1 star service is akin to them coming around to your house to personally kill you and your family
>>55585573
No me jodas, boludo.
I've bought 2 sharks, had to go to aduana -_-.
Though, i've received like 5 packages straight to my place.
Is hongkong goldway a good seller to buy a redmeme from?
>>55588042
You're on an American website made for weeabos.
Keep your third world cartel-run taco speak to yourself.
>>55587965
FUCKING CHNK
395!
>>55588105
how far can it go?
New thread, someone requested op pic with sharks
>>55588092
>>55588092
>>55588092
>>55588092
>>55588105
DISNEY!
3 - 6 - 5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Delivery
>>55588126
FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!
>>55588105
HOW FAR CAN IT GO
>>55587514
I'll be curious how that works out. I would have assumed you would get screwed and the courier will ship everything individually - or are you using some sort of middle man service?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>55588184
UFIYDDYISTIXYOXYODOYXUXOXGIXTIXKYSGOZGODOYDOGXGICHKXHKXKHXKGARISIGZITXKGXGKXKHXBL
>>55588184
fuck you?
>>55588184
fuck
...
you...?
>>55588287
Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself
well, i got a programmable diy fan from china, arrived with a corrupt memory, fml
after a month of disputing i got 50% of the value back, so i cut the led strip and now i have a usb fan
man i wish i could have displayed stupid messages
>>55588375
>>55588366
Fuck you
>>55588421
don't talk to me that way
I'm not your pal, buddy
>>55588455
If I become your pal, will you die?
>>55588027
can you link? or search term
Recommend me digital watches. I need the memes.
>>55587613
Well keep us posted on how it works.
Taobao is certainly cheaper and have a much better selection compared to ali, but the shipping fee unknowns are the real issue. ($20 keyboard cost $30 shipping which was about the same price as ali)
>>55583249
RULE #1 of chinkshit: do NOT buy anything that goes on your genitals, please man don't do it, buy from a trust-worthy retailer
>>55588066
I'll rape your women.
>>55588771
amen
has nobody asking for recommendations read the wiki?
>>55582475
r e l a x
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probably a stupid question, has anyone got some reliable jewellery stores with nice quality products? I need some ideas for gifts
