>be me
>2022
>want to buy fallout: Rage of Russia Remastered
>set reminder on phone
>gets home
>smart fridge wont unlock until I played microsoft approved game
>unlocks
>gets ms surface cola
>price on rage of russia goes down by .02%
>realizes forgot to pay Microsoft ultra account fee
>deletes photos of my dead grandma
>locks my HDD
>go to bed while cortana lists all 455 ways to pay the fee all night
>wake up to get a surface breakfast pak
>all of them DRM locked so I cant share with my mom
>mfw cant play rage of russia
what do /g/?
>>55096334
2022? I think that's a record!
>>55096334
Install MS Ubuntu™ into your microsoft machine and download the Free Software™ version of the game for $99.95.
>>55096403
>Implying I can afford the MS Ubuntu licence fee
>Being a paranoid autist
Why don't you go install gentoo a couple more times to take your mind off of it.
>>55096541
Whats gentoo? Wasnt that in that terrorist movie about Dictator Stallman?
>>55096334
Great post dude
>>55096403
Its a MS AMD cpu, MS Ubuntu™ wont run because only MS Windows was approved for it.
>>55096334
>HDD
>2022
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>>55096666
Oh shit, I tried to Bing "Windows alternatives" and Cortana won't stop asking why I'm trying to leave her and calling me a traitor. She locked me into the bathroom. What do I do?
>>55096720
>he still buys SSDs after the Great Crash of 2019
??
>>55096739
Recite the windows kata and pray to balmer until the enforcement team arrives to punish you.
>>55096666
satanic quads confirm
>>55096334
>install gentoo
>imprisoned for terrorist activity
