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mpv/VLC stream:
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
Safari/Edge stream:
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/
>>55061108
holy shit she talks like a retarded fuck
kek.
CRINGE ALERT
FOR YOU
There are lyrics! Come on y'all! L-like it. please?
MY CRINGE
>it's all about me!
>THAT CUT TO THE FATTY IN THE FRONT ROW
CRINGE
just end me
CRINGE WHY IS EVERYTHING CRINGE? E3 CRINGE, APPLE CRINGE
KILL ME
Awful condescending presenter
>>55061108
WE WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC AND SHIT
>RAP TO THE BEAT, GUYS!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
The amount of discomfort trying to get everyone to clap along.... That felt so cringey
SOMEONE PLEASE GIF THE APPLE WATCH LADY IN THE AUDIENCE DANCING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>Niggeress fails to generate any kind of good mood
>She is still trying to make everyone sing along
ayy the cringe, fuck me
1st for SUPER EXECUMOMMY
I'm cringing fucking hard. make it stop, anons.
good lord apple please stop, you're better than this
>I'm gonna pause this okay?
APPLAUSE
>ALL YOU COMPUTER NERDS AND SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS WANT TO ROCK IT TO THE BEAT, RIGHT?
Holy fuck, I couldn't care less about this bullshit. Stop redesigning the fucking music app.
Craig should just do the whole WWDC keynote
I... I... I really think its over. Steve is cringing in his grave.
MAN SHE MANAGED TO BE EVEN MORE CRINGEWORTHY THAN EDDY's APPLE MUSIC INTRO A YEAR AGO
FUCKING CANCER
>>55061176
whyh do you have those pictures saved??
GET THAT FUCKING COON OFF THE STAGE
tfw no Chocolate Apple gf
IM CRINGING TOO FUCKING HARD
FUCKING KILL ME
STOP BEING SO BLACK
Wait, I thought it wasn't a Ubisoft presentation.
strong independent poc.
back the fuck up crackas. she gone be da regular from now on, ayyy
>>55061140
>holy shit she talks like a retarded fuck
she talks to the apple audience mate
>>55061201
this is targeted at normies though
>nigger on stage
>the cringe increases
who would've thought.
You are all man children. Do you have no clue how decisions like this are made. Of course they want to throw personality into their conference. Think about their demographic.
DRAKE HAS BEEN AT DA TOP A DA CHART FOR LIL BIT
fuck niggers!
Get this nigger off the stage
>>55061210
He's been cringing for years
I can't tell if that's how she talks, or if Apple actually hired her and told her to speak in AAVE Lite
Both are sad
>>55061224
looks like an ape
>lol all you silly white boys don't know how to rap :)))
she wouldn't even be up there if not for diversity quotas
STOP IT REEEEEEEEEEEE
niggas gonna nig
when did /g/ suddenly become /pol/?
Is this the Apple Diversity Parade?
HOLY FUCK @ THE CRINGE. I HAVE TO KEEP STOPPING THE STREAM. PLEASE APPLE NO. FUCK. EVERYONE ALREADY THINKS WE'RE GAY ENOUGH.
It's done!
UGH
Poor woman doesn't understand culture, she's up there because of "diversity", so she's trying to get the audience to rap along to one of the most accessible and well know hiphop songs out there, yet nobody joins in. Tragic
:(
>>55061264
not gonna like, i would go ape on that
Aisha Tailer, get the fuck away
This is diversity folks. If you enjoy having the cock of multi-culturalism shoved down your throat, remember to vote for Hillary.
>>55061108
Did i miss OS X? Damn it who cares about the music app
Bet she will blame any backlash as racism
>>55061226
celebrate diversity you racist misogynist
Social Justice was a mistake
>>55061283
thank god.
G H A N A
H
A
N
A
CHOCOLATE WOMEN ARE THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY
thank you booze
>>55061290
http://www.macrumors.com/2016/06/13/live-coverage-wwdc-2016/
>>55061206
>>this
Discount Bill Gates should stay tho, he´s a nice guy
FOR YOU
>>55061290
>Did i miss OS X?
yes also it's called macos now
>>55061290
i think u mean macOS Sierra
>>55061248
>demographic
She just tried an entire auditorium of sweaty nerds to feel the beat, that's not happening f a m
>>55061248
They got criticized by SJWs for being all white all male. Now they're making all the women and niggers cringeworthy, so people demand only white males again.
>>55061290
Yes, wasn't very interesting aside from siri
Why does this guy always look sleepy
ALL NEW DESIGN
>>55061290
There's a shared clipboard, and it automatically logs you in if you're wearing a watch. Also Siri. That's about it.
now apple music is an even bigger clusterfuck
MAGA
>talking on a subboard designated to technology
>/pol/ talk
SHIGGY DIGGY DOOOO
all these 4U's
>>55061206
Craig's ok.
>>55061322
he looks baked
Wonder if they'll take a swipe at Trump? LMAO SO CLEVER
>>55061290
>tabs everywhere
>clipboard among devices
>siri on mac
meh, nothing worthwhile
>>55061331
>r/eddit
PANDAS GONE WILD
what about a new macbook?
>that Trump face and Hitlery face
Apple confirmed for propaganda shills
holy fuck, I'm done
this guy looks like a sleazy pizza shop owner
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>55061287
>not gonna like, i would go ape on that
what did he mean by this
>The crowd boos when Trump is featured.
I don't get it. Last years presentation was slick as fuck (apart from the music section) and they had their fill of quota presenters then. What's gone wrong in the intervening year?
wow new low, i thought they were at an all time low before
>>55061326
That's racis', some niggeress who was on crack and who has no idea about user interface design thinks it's the shizzpizzfuggasssheeeeit, how dare you white cis male middle class tell her she's wrong?
>news
still ads?
christ no one gives a fuck about homekit
>>55061365
Kek
Skynet confirmed, lads.
X C O D E
C F
O O
D R
E i
P
A
D
N-No iMessage for android....?
jesus, where are the fucking updates for iOS?
no one fucking cares about maps or apple music, where are the real updates to the OS? how about dark mode? or home screen widgets? fuck
C H I N A
H
I
N
A
mentioned
>>55061243
You're massively overestimating normies. Most people haven't even heard of WWDC, much less would watch it live. Much less fucking attend.
BLOATWARE
apple really wants the chinese market
all this wechat/chinese homekit shit
Summary:
Shit no one cares about, shit no one cares about, macOS, iOS 10, shit no one uses, shit no one cares about, shit no one uses or cares about.
>>55061395
For whom, though?
>>55061385
yes. the whole idea was to get ads out of safari and put them in the news app (like as if you'd read a news paper, those have ads too)
>Let Apple into your homes, let us control literally every single fucking one of your appliances!
And in China? Thank fuck for that.
iOS 10 news when?
>>55061405
They dont have anything revolutionary, so they're padding out the show with shit. Typical.
>>55061410
>apple now has control over your door locks
>LOOK HOW DIVERSE OUR COMPANY IS
>goes home to white-only neighborhood of mansions in south bay
>tap in
I hate this ride, let me off
>>55061398
i use vim on my phone
so now people can take control of your house without unlocking your fucking phone?
nice.
>>55061430
You missed it
This is so shit. Boring as hell.
Apple really doesn't know what the fuck it's doing without Steve.
Another app i cant delete. Yay!
>yeah
>>55061430
you're watching it. it's full of bloated shit no one wants/needs
> Android retires Holo
> Apple steals Holo Light/Dark for iOS 7
> Microsoft retires Aero
> Apple steals glass effect for iOS 7
and today
> Microsoft about to retire Windows Phone
> Apple steals le big font for title from Metro for their new Music and Home apps
BOTNETTTTTT
okay so now they have image recognition on every pic on every device and now they can control every piece of your home and siri listens to everything and has your fingerprints
jesus christ
now....yeeeeaaaah
Homekit seems really cool desu.
I might even go full /apple/ in the future.
>robber rings dor
>want to press intrcom button to tell him "fuck off"
>press mistakingly open door button
>get killed
thank you apple
Is someone in China holding their families hostage. "Blah blah blah new stuff..... Also in China"
"Supporting the US market for now.... And China"
>>55061453
...why?
I'm genuinely curious, why do you need vim on your phone?
>>55061477
literally Google
>>55061459
I was wondering why this presentation seemed so lacking, and that's really it, isn't it? It was jobs. This is seriously pathetic, even for apple
home automation would be neat if it werent so fucking expensive
Homekit seems like something retarded hipster nerds who have only ever known living in a Brooklyn apartment believe a homeowner should want.
>your garage door and hot tub
we get it, you're rich
Hot tub? Fuck yes!
>>55061470
The homscreen widget shit was pretty nice.
VOICEMAIL TRANSCRIPTION
REVOLUTIONARY
>>55061472
Microsoft invented big fonts guys!
Only people that should do presentations is Craig & Phil SCHILLER
Wow. They're sucking China so hard.
Watch Dogs was an alright game.
>we all receive a lot of calls
do we?
CHINA
CHINA
CHINA
Are there going to be new MBPs and MBAs or nah?
>>55061490
that was a joke, no way that anyone would actually unironically use vim on their phone.
>>55061485
Apple is literally helping progress evolution. Idiots like you will die.
>>55061477
don't forget that they now transcribe incoming voicemail :)) wouldn't want us pesky citizens ever having private calls
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHINA SHIT
>>55061515
China is their largest market dude
>>55061499
and if people lived in the same place for longer than 3 years nowadays
10 is Xcode!
10 is Xcode!
10 is Xcode!
10 is Xcode!
10 is Xcode!
> extension API for identifying calls in China
more like
> some Chinese companies are paying us to give them access to your call log
>>55061481
>i might take it up the ass
go ahead
WHY DOES THE STREAM RESTARTS EVERY 3 MINUTES
Why did they ignore Telegram tho?
>>55061490
I'm sponsored by vim, I'm under contract
>>55061511
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ANDROID
>>55061519
nah
>In China
>China
>Chinese
>China China China
Fuck off. Stop sucking up to an authoritarian communist dictatorship.
>>55061515
They're trying to get a larger foothold in China, ever since xiaomi took their throne.
>>55061485
>robber rings dor
just like all robbers do
also
>dor
>>55061519
rumors of a new mbp with disgusting touch controls where the f keys were, and of course
>le thinner than ever!!
>>55061547
bringing it to android
calling it
>>55061536
Most people buy new houses every 3 years? What?
>>55061423
I thought the whole point of getting a subscription to something was that you wouldn't get added
>>55061546
Because only 11 people use it.
>>55061532
I think Apple just won me on iOS 10 with that. Even Hangouts integration on Android is kinda shit.
is she retarded?
>>55061543
That's on your end.
>>55061543
happened to me also.
god, seriously, is this really it?
>siri
>maps
>apple music
>messages
>phone
what the fuck? this is like iOS 9.5, WHERE ARE THE NEW FEATURES AND BUG FIXES
>>55061532
>>55061554
Good. I just bought a new MBA and it would really piss me off if there were new ones with Retina and ForceTouch.
>>55061583
blind
BASED CRAIG
"It's really great"
>messages is the most used app
fake, gotta be whatsapp
>>55061583
Bug eyes
lol is he running out of time?
look how he is cutting of the ebin clapping
MESSAGES!? NOT XCODE!? I AM FUCKING KICKING OFF M8!
>>55061583
she's just black
WOW BIGGER EMOJIS OMG THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>55061567
>Americans are considered to be highly mobile. Each year, tens of millions of people in the US relocate from their place of birth or current residence to another location within the same city, county, state, country or abroad. In fact, statistical data show that the average American moves once every 5 years.
>>55061289
Hillary doesn't give a shit about multiculturalism.
>>55061599
WE WAS DUHVELUPPERS
>3x bigger emojis
>CLAPPING CHEERING
EMOJI'S ARE THREE TIMES BIGGER
EMOJI PREDICTIONS
THAT'S IT! I'M SOLD!
really?
>>>>>>>emojification
E M O J I
P R E D I C T I O N
EMOJIS
APPLE SAVED THE DAY
EMOJIFICATION OF EVERYTHING
There goes the english language
>literally an hour and a half into WWDC
>there has been absolutely nothing of note announced or mentioned at all
>the AMD announce should be going up in a few minutes
God fucking dammit Apple, quit fucking around and show off new hardware already.
>Tap, tap, tap, emojify!
I can't fucking breathe
EMOJIFY
TAP
TAP
TAP
TAP
>>55061615
PRACTICALLY REINVENTING THE SLICE OF BREAD
I'm seriously considering switching to android. This is fucking bullshit. WHERE ARE THE UPGRADES. FUCK.
I'M #APPLEMISSILE NOW
JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI
>emojify
that's pretty cool tbqh desu famalama ding dong
>>55061599
if you look closely the front row looks completely retarded, every single one of them
ALLO AND DUO
ALLO AND DUO
ALLO AND DUO
Emoji texting!!! Definitely my favorite
>"someone in marketing thought that's what comes up when you open your camera"
Literally the first thing that's made me laugh.
>children of tomorrow will have no understanding of the english language
he says this jokingly but it is a reality
diamonds are forever
>>55061635
>DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
>TAP TAP TAP TAP
Literally Google I/O 2016
This emojification shit is the most obvious joke feature I've ever seen
I kind of love it
THEY ARE COPYING LINE MESSAGING 100%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>the children of tomorrow will have no understanding of the english language
Right, they'll be speaking Chinese
>emojis
>biggest applause of the day
seriously fuck off, Craig is alright though
You know I remember back a few years ago thinking, "What's going to happen when they run out of new and exciting things to put into phones and computers". The reality is a lot sadder than I could have ever predicted.
>>55061651
they are apple's top developers
Are Apple idiots really this easily impressed?
>BIGGER EMOJI
??????
Is this a joke? fucking bubble effects? emoji prediction? Am I missing something here? Have there actually been NO NEW FEATURES?
NUDE MODE!!!
>handwritten messages
>sending heartbeats
WHO THE FUCK USES THIS SHIT
AYO AYOOOO WHERE THE WHITE WIMMINZ AT
>Making these effects possible was a HUGE EFFORT
Really?
>>55061681
at least it isn't a black hand
>>55061681
I can see this being used for cuckery
>>55061681
imagine if it was one of the scat images
>>55061689
NORMMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>>55061689
faggots
Pff what's this faggotry? People paid for a """"""""""""""""developer"""""""""""""" conference but all they see is gay emojis and messaging app updates. Fuck that. I need new macbook pros.
Wow. They're completely out of ideas aren't they?
Giving Apple customers shit is now completely justified
They keep on picking the secondary speakers as tokens
PAJEET SPOTTED.
this is one of the worst wwdcs ive ever seen. cringefest.
>>55061703
KEK
>>55061703
surprise goatsie
>>55061718
BANKRUPT
FINISHED AND BANKRUPT.
>>55061703
KEK
Just call it WWPC already.
Worldwide Pleb Conference.
This shit surely isn't for Developers at all. It's just trying to impress the pleb.
What, did they get a lot of shit in the WWDC where they actually focused a third of their time on actual stuff that's relevant for developers because the pleb didn't understand it and was mad that he wasn't catered to?
Also, why the fuck do women sound so dishonest, holy fuck.
>Open the door please, Siri
>I'm sorry anon, I'm afraid I can't do that
>What's the problem, Siri?
>you must pay the $9.99 subscription to gain access
why would you want a computer to control fucking everything in your home
fuck that bullshit
>nigger and blonde woman
wow I'm baffled
>>55061678
No fucking kidding. I'm more disappointed in apple than ever. But the sad thing is that there ARE new features they could add in. Seriously, use an iPhone for a while and there are a ton of things that could be fixed and improved, but apple focuses on fucking bubble effects instead.
>a leather fucking jacket
>emron being a fucking cuck
token white woman and token muslim man
diversity is fucking ruining tech
URRR....HOW ABOUT NO
FUCKING DENIED
>>55061714
the conference is a whole week faggot with engineer labs
the kickoff keynote is just normie shit that they can put on their website
PAJEET IS ON STAGE
My Sony Xperia had word to emoji suggestions. It's not new.
are the developers actually trolling us?
>turning words into emojis
Jesus can you get more cancerous?
Are those two supposed to be developers?
They seem like fucking retards to me.
iOS is literally for women now.
>>55061742
my words exactly.
there has literally been nothing about developers beside opening siri api (cool) and maps api (which no one will fucking use)
fuck you apple
Is this woman not the perfect, entitled basic bitch? You know she drinks soylent and posts inspirational shit on instagram.
so how to I incorporate these features into my apps??
>>55061730
Same, not even the most vapid of normie girls cares about emojis like this. This is so autistic.
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""developer"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" conference
>apple: like android and windows, only better
where's their personality
MY FAVORITE WAY TO COMMUNICATE
SRLY GUISE
>>55061766
what the fuck is she even wearing
>British accent
>Looks like a Paki
>>55061610
I think it's a 2 hour presentation
I THINK LAURIE FELT IT THATS FOR SURE
>LIT
LIT
>LIT
LIT
soooooo greaaaaatttt beeeetthhhhaannyyyy
>>55061764
are you new?
There is no way you faggots can get laid now faggots. can't big emoji? can't emojificate? can't bubble effect?
FUCKING GREENTEXTERS PERMAVIRGIN'D
I like this brown fella.
Anyone ever notice that a lot of these features are female-oriented? Bubble effects? New emoji features? Etc? I can't imagine a guy using any of this shit
>>55061766
She sounds like she really doesn't like that guy - the vibes are she and him hate each other.
PAJEET WENT FULL SARCASTIC
Lori felt it, that's for sure ;D
>>55061792
> tfw I own both an android device and an iDevice.
DOPE
They're fucking with us so hard. You all need to calm down.
so whats a good 4 inch android phone guys?
Apple invented that LG note taking app from 2010
innovation as always
can't wait
this is all great and stuff but what if you don't have any friends to send this shit to?
worlds longest conference about nothing ever
>>55061798
She and he
D O P E
O
P
E
why are we encouraging people to replace actual words with symbols? why not the other way around? LETS HELP MAKE EVERYONE RETARDED
>>55061792
iMessages is an American thing.
I have an iPhone and actually know females who have one too but no one uses it. It's all Whatsapp these days. It's the same cancer but at least it works on Android as well
>>55061820
kys
I hope they spend all of the remaining 30 minutes talking about emojis.
PAJEET BROKE IT
DEMO WENT WRONG
BANKRUPT COMING
BUG
U
G
I want to see dramatic arguments with this shit
I wanna smash her
>Yo!
niggers everybody
weird silence
i think tech has officially passed me by
watching people text other people on a stage is painful
REKT
E
K
T
>It's happening
It's happening
>It's happening
It's happening
>It's happening
It's happening
>It's happening
It's happening
>>55061818
Siri chatbot
Oh god this is all fucked up.
>>55061830
wtf is wrong with using symbols?...
>>55061795
this
lol they fucked it up.
>>55061845
this.
>>55061832
basically for poor people. plebs use it because the stock android messaging app is fucking garbage
H A P P E N I N G
BAM!
get those idiots off the stage.
god is that cringeEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55061633
>AMD announce should be going up in a few minutes
what are they announcing? polaris 11?
DOPE
DOPE
What happened to just texting people?
this is seriously the gayest fucking shit I've ever seen
like holy shit
>Let Pajeet do Demo
>Demo quite literally goes to shit
Not surprising.
>>55061792
Enjoy your STD ridden cunts that takes multiple nigger dicks a day.
>moving back to hieroglyphics.
>Apple builds pyramids to honor great steve jobs
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
Allahu Akbar
what is this garbage
>>55061681
>dick pic joke
someone should give steve jobs a call
You can tell this woman is REPULSED by having to appear on stage with a brown guy. I would love to see her try to code.
you know, I like apple. some of their product, at least. and fucking mac os is fucking great for what I use it for. but Jesus fucking Christ, ain't this shit unnecessary.
fuck it.
HOLY SHIT APPLE WINS GUYS!!!!
APP OF THE YEAR!!!
Nigger broke it
Please dont bring this shit to android ever.
Thank god I am not american and nobody uses this shit
where's the ONE LAST THING
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I feel like I'm being trolled. Has apple really spent the last 20 minutes talking about FUCKING CHAT EFFECTS? What is this? This is literally the shittiest iOS update EVER. God damn it apple
We're going to look back on this shit with shame
Apple is really run by it's marketing department now isn't it
I just want them to say "haha just kidding we're not that gay"
>>55061898
steve is bussy working on the cloud
MUDSLIME LITERALLY JUST SHIT ON THE SHOOTING AT THE NIGHTCLUB YESTERDAY HOLY FUCK
>>55061907
this guys face sums it
Oh no
THE FUTURE IS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOl9vdjBM6k
>brown
apple is pajeet now
>ios playing catch-up again
imessage apps. what the fuck.
>was thinking of buying a MacBook Pro on refresh
>instead Apple goes full retard
>Opening iMessage up to developers
Google's io Was LITERALLY tech fest.
WW"""D""C is now just women orientet emoji bullshit.
>>55061936
>Hardware
>On a SOFTWARE DEVELOPER conference
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING LEARN?
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT IMESSAGE.
WHERE ARE THE REAL UPDATES
>>55061927
oh look a autist
>>55061936
Fuck, this.
>MSN Messenger does a comeback
>Curry
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
R E T A R D E D
E
T
A
R
D
E
D
>stickers
What the fuck? After you 5?
THIS IS A COPY OF LINE MESSAGING 100000000000000000000000000%%%%%%%%
i-it's still possible for them to announce iMessage for Android, right?
holy shit this is so fucking dumb
>opening Messages to the App Store
What could go wrong?
"Ask your friends for an in game boost for this game? Select 5 friends to pester via SMS"
>>55061936
MacBook Pro can wait it's turn, Apple needs to stop offering sub-1080p screens on their laptops.
Please more emoji discussion and demonstration at the WORLDWIDE DEVELOPERS CONFERENCE.
>>55061945
>>55061956
tbf I welcome this
>curry
>stickers
>years after other apps did it first
They really are out of ideas
>>55061912
so much this
can you imagine Steve Jobs demoing stickers in iMessage
>>55061954
he is laughing because he sold his apple stock yesterday
>guys remember in the early 2000s myspace when you could litter the internet full of bullshit gifs?
>WELL WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK ON YOUR PHONE
>>55061947
Longest they have gone without a refresh.
>>55061875
Literally no one knows.
They're hosting a "PC Gaming Show" and sent out a tweet to "watch it at 1:30CT, trust us" or some bullshit.
Could just be fake/bad marketing. Could be announce/showcase of a 470 or a 490.
>stickers
Stop copying telegram
>curry up now
>CURRY UP NOW
OUT OUT OUT
>Apple stock apps now are web emojis from 2003.
>Curry
Apple, this is embarrassing, bottom of the barrel shit.
Android, here I come.
Whenever I watch these keynotes I keep thinking "Damn, that must be really useful if I lived a perfect stock photo life with my perfect stock photo friends". But then I realize I'm some completely shut-in nerd without any friends and would never use any of that shit.
Literally looks like Facebook Messenger
what the fuck
The good thing about iMessages was that it was simple and it fucking worked. Good job fucking that one up too apple
Notifications look just like android now, heads up and homescreen. they ruined ios.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>55061969
They'd have to put the whole fucking app store on android to get away with that now.
>ANDROID APP DRAWER
>TELEGRAM STICKERS
really?
>>55061973
i'm guessing you don't understand retina screens
CURRY UP NOW
U
R
R
Y
U
P
N
O
W
This is literally fucking retarded.
Who is gonna use this shit.
>>55061969
desu s-s-senpai please...
inb4 someone posts the bearded white guy
last thread?
>>55062018
last thread?
>>55062018
last thread?
>>55062018
Why can't Apple allow us to save .gifs on the iPhone?
>>55062016
Normies i.e. everyone who owns an iDevice
>>55061947
no u
iPhone is now pajeet tier.
>>55061936
>Implying the pleb buys macs
There's no money in the developer community - they want to make money, not spend money on your products.
They also know what they're talking about and they can see when something is worthless, when someone is bullshitting them or when there's no need to update their developer machines. They're hard to manipulate.
The pleb, on the other hand...
>>55062016
kys anti-social fag
This is literally facebook messenger
>>55062001
Apologize
>>55061993
For what do they need a refresh?
Current MBPs are already on Broadwell. Skylake is like 0.001% improvement, no one cares.
15" needs new GPUs but they're not out yet.
So what do you expect?
Am I the only one that literally can't stop fucking laughing
wtf, why have they remade messenger?
I'm seriously selling my iPhone and getting an android. What's a good android phone? This is fucking insulting.
Give us the focking macmini
iOS 10 is just too much feature-wise. It's going to be the buggiest release ever.
No Android user will ever get laid again!
Greenbubbles
no new emojis
no big emojis
no emojification
no special effect messages
no hidden messages
no open for developers
THIS WILL FUCK ENTIRE INDUSTRY WHEN EVERYONE WANTS THESE.
ANDROID WILL TRY TO COPY AND SAMSHIT
THERE IS NO PEACE
>>55062062
Same. Going with Sony. Can't go wrong with a Sony.
>>55062062
HTC 10
>privacy
>>55062027
Nobody is going to use this shit.
>>55062062
Get a Nexus
>thread view
wow,12 fucking years
>>55062083
Word up
do do
>"when you do do searches"
confirmed for pajeet
>>55062062
Good I'm literally dropping my Android, deprecated dead and buried where the fuck are my emojis?????!!!!
>>55062066
picked up a 2012 for $200 a couple weeks ago. last model with upgradable ram plus first model year with USB3. popped in 16gb of DDR3 and a spare SSD, running pretty gud
NEW THREAD
>>55062018
>>55062018
>>55062018
>>55062072
Lol, and the features aren't even important!
Can you name ONE feature that actually improves the user experience in a meaningful way? Where is dark mode? Where are the safari upgrades? Where are the QOL improvements? This is so fucking bad.
>>55062009
>First poo song in world is not in apel musik
And they call them devlopers?
Do one thing: Add Poo Song to Musik. Do the needful for the honour of India. This kind of behaviour can't be tolerated.
How long before Apple ushers in the new era of OLED laptop screens
they didn't pay him anything to say that
>>55062083
don't. the next Nexus is made by HTC and is very probably an HTC 10 lookalike
>End-to-end encryption
>No user profiles
I'm getting an iPhone.
>>55062062
Wait for OnePlus 3 or a new Nexus
>uses the "one more thing" to get us all excited
>it's literally just a fucking gay video with chimp music
Botnets BTFO
>>55062174
Its some pop song, what do you want, some neckbeard metalfag shit?
still 15 min... doubt there will be anything cool though
OR YOUR VERY LAST MUA HA HA
>>55061276
Tay
This was THE worst WWDC in the last decade. Steve Jobs has rolled over 40 times in his grave during this conference.
>>55061276
/pol/ has grown really REALLY big in the past year or so. Their "redpilled" beliefs has spread through the rest of the boards.
>>55061276
When did WWDC suddenly become MTV?
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This WWDC
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>>55062338
Now I run my code
>>55062338
kek
keep normies out of coding
>>55061276
Not really sudden. Cool people have been evaporating for a while leaving concentrated puddles of gamergate fags.
>>55062317
Full retard, I'm getting rid of my Mac. Good thing they didn't announce new ones.
wow that was fucking awful
maybe they bumped something else and are filling time
>>55062420
I love you
POO
DON'T TOUCH MY CODE /g/
wtf was that shit
>"the mother of all releases"
FUCKING KEK SO HARD
>>55061598
>implying we've moved past iOS 7
These changes have been so incremental there is nothing exciting at all. iOS 9 was nothing more than a performance boost
that was disappointing, probs gonna switch to Android
it's like you have to be this specific kind of person who uses all the right apps and devices for all of this to actually matter
>>55062701
kys kid
>>55062701
this. I'm trading in my iPhone 6 for a Nexus 5X tomorrow.
Best part of the conference was watchOS, I fucking hate how Apple forgets about CarPlay, I want to use Google Maps or Waze on my dashboard Tim you fucking cuck.
>>55062701
It's that, but also that they just aren't even trying anymore. They know that their average user is retarded and only cares about fucking bubble customization and HUGE EMOJIS. They know they don't even have to pretend to try to add useful new features or fucking fix shit that should've been dealt with years ago.
>>55062755
So you're going to downgrade.
>>55062762
android shill
>>55062797
I'm typing this on my macbook, while looking at my iPhone, while wearing my fucking apple watch,
and I can safely say that apple has gone off the fucking deep end with this shitty presentation
For anyone watching the WWDC
Does it compare to 2006:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV8CRxv2AIU
>>55062831
sure you are shill.
>>55062762
Yeah I don't care about the messaging shit. Great, obnoxious effects that fuck with the screen and play sounds, and more emoji features I don't give a shit about. I'm glad I'm not their target audience, this is all just flashy shit to distract from the fact that Siri is still trash compared to Google Now and that iOS has stagnated for years. Night shift was the only good part of recent updates and the only thing I'll miss
>>55062755
Nobody who actually has an iPhone would even think about going back to botnet lagdroid. Nice try, kid.
>>55063093
>E3 countdown
>Chrome on macOS
/v/irgin retard detected
>>55063093
Nice keyboard and stand, fellow shill checking in
>>55063131
>gets told
>uhhh ima act retarded
>>55063093
wow apple fanboy
>>55063093
>Apple products
Wow you fucked up.
>>55063168
He just criticised shitty WWDC
I have apple products too and I think they're pretty shit as a company
>>55063200
fanboy in denial
