>>55008758
Put in a freezer

Caress it gently with your heel while tugging yourself off to horse porn

you have to put it in oven at 180, leave it for 20 minutes and then you put it in the freezer straight after and the last step you dunk it in a pint of coca cola or pepsi, really depends on what you prefer, most people would say pepsi is better but it does not matter.

Microwave it

Sell the i5, buy an i7 leave the i5 sticker on your pc.

>>55009052
DAS IT MAYNE, top comment.


I only say this is because i have an i5 sticker on my case, felt the need to put it on since it was free.

apparently if you chipped the die in a certain way you could enable hyperthreading on the 3570k. it randomly happened once to a german guy at least:

http://www.overclock.net/t/1496007/3570k-ht-unlocked-4c-8t/0_50

you need to ship it to my company. we have an in-house nanoscale interferometer which can re-order the out of order execution logic gates in order to increase performance. cost is $50US plus return shipping and any applicable taxes.