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PISS ON YOUR PHONE EDITION HAHAHAHAHA
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• One anon already received his Xiaomi Mi Piston Air purchased off Gearbest they're the successor of the Piston 3, posts pics and review >>54891830 → >>54892095 → >>54892173 → >>54892551 → the Piston Air uses a new style of earbud (the actual capsule is placed on the inside of your ear) >>54892551 → size comparison with the Piston 3>>54894426 → recommends them over the Piston 3 >>54892946 →
• Also provides Chink Shit Gen with OC >>54893859 → >>54893874 →
• Anon bought a Clip LED Music Stand Light >>54891291 → >>54891355 →>>54891389 → >>54891549 → and mounts it to his dart board >>54891431 →
• Anon bought a bunch of stuff off Gearbest and is surprised it took them 9 days>>54893886 → >>54893922 →
• Anon bought some drillbits off AliExpress >>54891487 →
• The dopey fuck that is awful reviews anon bought a chink electronic toothbrush >>54895158 →
• Anon's getting addicted to collecting flashlights >>54895939 →
• Anon posts video of his chink flying disco ball of death >>54893707 →
• Anon got a mouth fedora with grape flavor >>54896636 → >>54896731 → >>54896803 →
• Another anon with a reasonably fast Gaybeast order, notes that chink shipping times is a toss up across the board regardless of this times speedy shipping >>54896821 → best to expect a 3 week minimum.
Previous thread >>54897427
>>54901647
MY OC IS HERE!
>>54901647
You forgot to put iPiss into the news, otherwise 10/10, I kek'd.
>>54901647
You forgot to link posts of anon having his shark breaking after only 2 months of use
Guys all my sharks spontaneously detonated at exactly the same time :(
>>54901705
are they bad? I bought 2 :(
>>54901705
Dammit CSG you did it again.
>>54901689
The real crime is forgetting to link Pissphone's posts. Though the shark breaking post is samefag, so I guess that's a bit moot.
I'm looking for an indestructible used pissed white iPhone 3 that dropped 4 times a day everyday for a hundred bucks, any tips?
>>54901705
Mine too! Exploded and took out my phone with it. :( If only I had a piss-resistant iPhone, damn the chinks!
>>54901728
Sharkguy here, it wasnt a samefag, my shark actually did break, twas before i even read the thread desu
Someone link all of iPhone piss posts here.
>>54901728
I don't think he's worked out how to access a new thread yet, this is amazing.
>>54901749
Bullshit I'm the sharkguy, mine did actually break. Or yours broke too?
>>54901768
Yeah mine broke as well
>>54901760
>>54901768
>>54901749
You're both lying faggots, I'm sharkguy and I've had a shark die on me every week for the last 3 years!
Wew
>>54901749
Run tests on it then, post us screenshots of IO errors or anything. Until then you're a faggot.
>>54901760
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Too bad the thread got derailed, but we got this wonderful OC.
csg flagship product is going down
Is it over?
>>54901768
Bullshit, it didn't actually break,
the shark was just hungry so i fed it my neighbour's cat
and now it's working flawlessly again.
>>54901797
Oh, also post us a screenshot of the post from the previous thread, be so kind? So we can confirm the non-samefag with Pissphone.
>>54901801
Obviously nobody would ever lie on the internet. Preposterous!
Well, about 10 days ago I got 30 chink smartwatches, one of them was faulty (shitty Bluetooth range, tried to add a ghetto antena but the range didn't improve, it seems the Bluetooth IC was faulty) and I fucked another one Micro USB port so I repaired that one with the faulty one Micro USB port, I have made $90 in 10 days, granted most people are just buying them because ship as fuck, telling me they will resell it/pawn it if they don't like it.
Granted I have an already popular online store in a Craig list like website in my city, so don't pull your credit card expecting to sell them as easily has I'm selling them, I don't want you guys punching walls after buying shit loads of them and selling 0 after a month.
I wonder if Steve Jobs had "piss resistant" on his list of must have features for the iPhone.
>>54901843
>I have made $90 in 10 days
wow you are rolling in it
>>54901853
Piss is the catalyst to make it indestructible.
>>54901843
>ship as fuck
I mean cheap, lol.
Pic related my ghetto antenna, that only increased the range to 20cm.
>tfw I've actually experienced an issue with sharks
>tfw it's so insignificant I never bothered mentioning it
Lubuntu installer crashes when using a shark as a live Disk.
Tested on my d2550 system.
Other than that it's 100% fantastic four my phone for storage so far. Got a 64GB and 128GB one.
>>54901864
Considering its just one product in my store and that I live in a country were the average Joe earns $300 USD/mo, yes I'm rolling on it.
>>54901888
BULLSHIT WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR EVIDENCE YOU LYING FAGGOT
YOU POSTED ZERO PROOF AND YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING BELIEVE YOU EXPERIENCE A PROBLEM WITH A SHARK? IMPOSSIBLE
>>54901915
Well, it might be a problem with lubuntu installer instead?
Idk. Worked fine from a usb flash drive.
Anyone else want to test on something other than a d2550?
So much shitposting
So much damage control
So much buyers remorse
>over 5000 /csg/ memes and iPhone Piss Boy obsesses over some micro sd cards
Wasted potential desu
>eken H9 vs Xiaomi Yi vs sjcam?
can anyone help me choose which one? There just seems to be so many options to chose from... Anyone had any experience with these?
What I would use it for is general recording of things outdoors, both mounted stationary and mounted to a helmet.
Another thing that I would like to do is to be able to do some slow motion videos, it seems the Xiaomi yi has the best capabilities for slow motion (240fps, I think, another anon said it did 240fps at 480p, while the others can only do 120fps but at 720p)
>>54901915
I hope you're being ironic.
If not - fuck off. Nobody ever claimed they're "perfect' and you're a newshit or Pissphone himself if you don't understand /g/'s ironic memery about products. All we did was dismiss what people like Pissphone (if it's you, welcome to new thread, just don't drop your phone into the toilet again) claim that sharks are breaking for months now!!! totally legit guise!!!!1!. Minor errors happen on every fucking card, including apparently venerable Samsung Evo.
>>54901888
Did you try other cards? I never booted Linux from an SD, though I assume it wouldn't be different as opposed to booting on a Raspberry Pi.
>>54901965
People seem pretty happy about being Jews and saving money by buying from the Chinks and then being pleasantly surprised. More like buyer's rejoice. Kind of like what you felt when your iPhone survived a pissbath, I guess.
>>54901990
No, I only had the 64GB shark on me at the time.
It installed fine from a 8gb usb 2.0 drive.
I was using the supplied mixza microsd to usb adapter.
>>54901965
Buyers remorse? I love my sharks. 18 aud for 64GB and UHS.
>>54902021
Ah, I see. I wonder what might have caused the bootfailure. I'll see if I can run a test eventually, I have a N550 system available, so I might try to run Lubuntu and Mint from one.
>>54902021
>Buyers remorse? I love my sharks. 18 aud for 64GB and UHS.
Same, SD is artificially overpriced in parts of yuroland. Sharks and other chinkcards are a cost-effective alternative for us.
If my laptop is recharging, is it better to let it charge overnight while i sleep, and be at 100% and still charging for hours and hours, or to unplug it and leave it at 50%
>>54902014
>Kind of like what you felt when your iPhone survived a pissbath, I guess.
Wrong anon, I've just been sitting back watching all of this with popcorn and enjoying my Redmi Note 3 Pro that came in today.
>>54902021
Nice.
>>54902071
>I wonder what might have caused the bootfailure.
probably being manufactured in some chinks shed, like you phone
>>54902081
Laff, guess my radar failed here! Good show, anon. It was some hilarious shit. Enjoy the Redmeme~
>>54902071
I could test it on a non atom pc, I'm going to reinstall w7 on my vaio tonight, it's got an i7 2620m, could try with the shark?
>>54902101
Its nicer than I would have imagined. Its keeping up with KWLP rice and downloading apps at the same time (tho charging AND doing stuff makes it a horrible summer hand warmer)
>>54901987
I would go with the xiaomi yi
Time to end the debate.
www.strawpoll.me/10392461
Who you got?
>>54902091
IPhone Piss Boy is back!
>>54902091
Hi, pissphone. Took you long enough. Were you fishing out your iPhone from the toilet again?
I understand you're retarded enough to not get that if a shark failed the bootload, then another card might have too, because it depends on the hardware first of all, and secondly, all SD cards use the same fucking chips manufactured by only a handful of companies (Kingston, Samsung, and a few more).
>>54902091
Good morning, pissboy!
>>54902108
Could be interesting, yeah. I'll see if I can try and load a few different distros on an Atom and AMD X2 soon myself. I mean, I'm not going to be sad if it fails, since my sharks are excellent for not bootloading, but could be neat to try.
>>54902114
Niiice to hear it! Did you get the bootloader unlocked already/are you going to unlock it and flash another ROM?
>>54902136
>pissphone
>tfw trying not to laugh at work
So /csg/, should I?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Automatic-Date-Men-Role-Women-Brand-Watch-Fashion-Luxury-Brand-Steel-belt-Sport-Quartz-Clock/32674064535.html
I kinda want to see how bad a 20 rolex....
I'm sorry, role x is.
>>54902118
You shouldn't have included a "they're all shit" option if you wanted people to choose the least cancerous.
>>54901987
The sjcam can do 4k but is more expensive. It has some accessories though, the yi can do 240fps at 480, and 120fps at 720. You have to get the waterproof case for it though in order to mount it to the standard gopro mounting bracket. no idea on the h9
>>54902207
>being american
>not knowing about the magic of different time zones
>>54902185
I'm not too sure just yet. I liked Miui 7 running 4.4.4 on my Nexus 5 but not enough to justify that not-so-transparent navbar. I bought it from http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Prime-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-5-5-3GB-RAM-32GB/32609675920.html and they offered to install the global for me for free (the listing I ordered from had better stock shots than now) while only real drawback was that they opened the box and removed the shrink wrap. Afaik, while ordering I did research on XDA the stable roms don't need an unlocked bootloader so I didn't request for one yet. That isn't to say I might get it, just not in the immediate future. Miui has tons of features that I like and after a few hours, I haven't really wanted to install a stock Android-like ROM yet.
>>54902245
Yeah, that's reasonable. I'm not yet sure if I would flash another ROM if I got the phone in the same state as you did either. Thanks for the heads up and link, I'll keep it in mind if I decide to fall for the Xiaomeme too. Happy usage!
>>54902225
>sjcam
>scam
>>54902208
Okay, true poll of least cancerous video reviewers:
www.strawpoll.me/10392523
I removed "they're all shit", this should be more interesting results wise.
>>54901647
Please include this poll in next OP
>>54902194
I got one on holiday 4 years ago. The color fades so easily. It was 15usd back then though.
I miss silk markets, that was fun. Xiushui, or however you type it.
I did get a better fake when I got home though, for 30 aud. Much more accurate and realistic, much better build quality.
>>54902297
They're all shit.
>>54902279
And I also might add that they defaulted to DHL delivery to the US (and I'm fairly sure that I'm this lucky) I didn't have to pay customs and import fees.
Shit, I should go play the lottery tonight.
>>54902314
Wow, that is really nice.
>>54902298
I'm thinking of buying the stainless submariner copy, not much to fade there I guess. IS there any store that sells decent replicas? I wouldn't mind paying up to $50 for one that looks decent and has some cheap seiko automatic movement on it.
>>54902306
I know, anons on here get into arguments about the quality of the video reviewers all the time though, especially Dirty Reviews for some reason. >>54902314
>>54902328
Unfortunately I bought my good one in parklea markets, not online.
RIP CATHY
>>54902430
Haha get fucked Cathy. On the other hand. Fuck Isabella.
>vape faggotry in OP
>>54902430
She'll be fine
>>54902414
Shit, well I guess I'm ordering this crap. For $15 should be alright I guess.
>>54902461
In ya mum next faggot
Hey! its another episode of "Whats in the parcel"
>>54902523
Dragon dildos
>>54902523
MOBILE PHONE CABLES
HEY PISSPHONE, CAN YOUR PHONE DO THIS???
>>54902523
Its a 2m braided MUSB cable!
feels amazing, coming from the standard cables, and it feels like it will last ages. The only obvious problem i see is the lack of strain relief at either end, but it should be fine. Overall, for 2.50 dollarydoos you cant go wrong.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2Meter-6Feet-Braided-Flat-Micro-USB-Cable-Cords-Sync-Nylon-Woven-V8-Charger-Lace-Wire-for/2007976045.html
>>54902559
lol already said i dont care unless it can survive being dunked in the toilet like my iphone, can your chink phone built in a shed survive that? checkmate faggot
>>54902573
Reseller here.
Expect 600-700mAh MAX, and the wires inside break easily.
IPhone ones break quicker than Samsung ones though.
>>54902591
Should I go with "retail bro" or "the reseller"?
Can anyone recommend me some decent fake sunglasses that won't give me eye cancer?
>didnt some anon buy some fake raybans? anyone got a link?
>>54902584
Kek he has fully embrace his new name
>>54902584
IT'S OVER, XIAOMI IS FINISHED
Is it a bad sign that after 15 days the tracking number still doesnt work?
>>54902591
How would i go about testing the max output?
>>54902645
Multimeter, or an app like battery monitor widget
>>54902634
Once it leaves China tracking stops
>>54902584
>Apple's greatest feat in engineering is creating a phone that would survive a cretin dunking it in piss and apparently dropping it four times every day.
You know that doesn't really speak well about you, doesn't it, Pissphone? You being so mature yet apparently unable to handle a phone with care.
Also you never could answer me here >>54901648 seeing as how you're back to le chinese toxic shed meme.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Brand-Designer-Cool-Polarized-Sports-Men-Aviator-Sunglasses-UV-Protect-Sun-Glasses-Free-Shipping/32340247460.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.2.oa5G9q&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_507_10032_9942_401,searchweb201603_1&btsid=0b92d9d9-1ef9-4f9a-8ca2-535f96a5a8f9
>$170
reduced to:
>$17
What trickery is this chinker up to?
are always on sale? is it a trick?
>>54902666
Thanks Satan, ill try it now
>>54902723
Worked great on my Nexus 5. Not so great on my redmi
>>54902666
Great tip Mr Satan thanks for your help.
>>54902685
can you have some respect, i'm older and smarter than you plus objectively got you btfo in the last thread so i have nothing to prove lol fucboi
>chinese toxic shed meme
if chinks use the same plants as apple why are their phones so shit, just look at their phones, they look like cheap toys and die in four weeks, apple stuff is built to last and still works years later without giving you ear cancer
>>54902722
The polarization test suggest these glasses will reveal hidden dicks.
>>54902523
>angerous articles
Latest Event -- 2016-06-04 04:08 CN, Arrival in Austria
oh boy
Is something like this worth buying. I'm thinking about it for some vincent cosplay, but idk, I've had bad experiences with chinese "leather"
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-White-Pu-Leather-Jacket-Men-2015-Winter-Motorcycle-Jacket-Design-Mens-Slim-Fit-Biker-Jacket/32470455844.html
>>54902430
ask for nudes in exchange of 5 stars
>>54902774
How much?
Link?
they look nice
>>54902559
how the fuck did you manage 15 ?
>>54902815
Turn down brightness baka
>>54902814
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2135075
the item doesn't exist anymore, but all of them are with logo. pic is from seller. I hope I'll get mine on Monday.
>>54902830
spot the basement dweller
>>54902798
rolling for this
Who /zukhype/?
54902748
>can you have some respect
No, pissphone. No, I will not have respect for a man demands respect on a Mongolian fingerpainting board, based on anedoctotal evidence he has submitted. Why would I believe that you are in fact older and/or smarter than me, when you can barely write like an adult, let alone act like one. I don't care what kind of qualifications you have or don't, demanding respect like that makes you appear immature. You know nothing of me, it is not an adult thing to assume in that way. Grow up.
>than you plus objectively got you btfo in the last thread so i have nothing to prove lol fucboi
You did nothing of the sort. All you did was brag about your credentials and piss stained iphone while backpedalling all the while.
>>54902748
>they look like cheap toys and die in four weeks, apple stuff is built to last and still works years later without giving you ear cancer
More memes. And they do use the same plants. I gave you enough evidence and you can google some more, you're a smart boy, yes you are. Stop moving goalposts.
>>54902814
>How much?
>>54902845
8,90 euro
>>54902794
Who you planning on cosplaying with that?
>>54902845
It's just dark here.
I'm at work.
>>54902863
vincent, from catherine. it's not exactly right, but it's close enough
>>54902885
All this time I thought he was wearing a blazer, cause of the CRT resolution of the time. Neat.
>>54902881
It's also dark outside too.
>>54902899
I picked it up since on one of the arms it says "genuine italian leather" I think, otherwise i would have thought the same
>>54902902
Redmi 3 pro camera also not too bad for night shots.
>>54902591
Is mA flow the Max output?
>>54902924
Thats not bad. Its also extremely dark here, but a bit way too dark.
>>54902931
It's how much current is going into the battery.
>>54902933
It's horrible at shots with any motion though. I really miss ois.
>>54902962
Reviews did say it was an average camera, tho on a roughly 200 USD phone it is not even all that bad.
>>54903038
208 aud.
Based aliexpress.
Are there any good CHINK phones which are 5" or smaller?
>>54903056
vendor?
>>54903109
DREAMI.
>>54903072
Redmi 3 pro.
>>54902613
Bump. What's a good handle for me to use ITT?
>>54903072
Xiaomi Mi4 and Mi4c
Oneplus X
otherwise just get a Z3c
Just ordered some $0.90 lubricant for the hell of it
Also a bottle of $2 KY Jelly and a $3.70 onahole because why not
>>54902881
well, i mostly use mine when (working) outside
>>54903224
>>54903147
>Z3c
thats actually a pretty good size
nexus 4 is sort of big for my hand (I generally use it with 1 hand)
>>54903224
Not gonna lie, I chuckled.
>>54902881
Here's an indoor shot too.
Other than the lack of ois, I'm not really disappointed with the camera. Pretty good for a 208aud phone.
>>54903380
wat dat
>>54903552
A computer im working on
>>54903578
yeah but why so many fans, why wood, elaborate
i find this interesting
Can anyone recommend some backpacks?
>>54903605
This one is pretty nice
www.aliexpress.com/item/bag/32358039306.html?btsid=eaabc93a-d320-486b-8868-e7e9ab0474f9&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7%2Csearchweb201602_3_10037_10017_507_10032_401%2Csearchweb201603_1
>>54903598
The fans were a summer project, couldn't be arsed buying a cheap one from woolies or coles so I glued 4 together and soldered the wires into a single molex plug.
Worked better than any fan you could buy cheap.
The computer base is the leftovers of a chair. I made a few but one of the legs on that one snapped so I just repurposed it for the pc. I like the look of the wood.
It's a 5 year old Intel atom so I it's not very powerful, but I'm going to use it to learn programming and to cut down on the power bill.
>>54902798
>if cant get 5 star gets fired
>have to do sexual favors to get 5 star to keep job
lel is this the patriarchy?
>>54903605
tigernu
some anon bought one of these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Waterproof-Durable-Outdoor-Climbing-Backpack-Women-Men-Hiking-Athletic-Sport-Travel-Backpack-High-Quality/32568911012.html
and was satisfied
isn't there anything in the wiki ?
>>54903633
nice, gl
>>54903605
I bought this and I've been very pleased with it.
http://www.banggood.com/Men-Vintage-Retro-Style-Canvas-Casual-Backpack-Laptop-Bag-p-951427.html
My shark died today :/
>>54903725
So did mine!
>>54903725
Sure
>>54901892
Balkan?
>>54903605
IT IS THE AGE OF THE SHARK BACKPACK.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-2015-New-Designer-Fashion-Printing-Backpack-Colorful-Galaxy-Sharks-Backpacks-Teenagers-School-Bag-Travel-Bag/32473525241.html
Only plebs store their Sharks in anything else.
>>54902465
That meme still hurts
>>54902430
Fuck Cathy
What did you order and what's the story?
>>54903786
Buy me one :3
>>54903143
retailbro
>>54897568
>>54898616
Anyone have a link to the $4 and the $20 ecig systems mentioned in these posts?
Sharks came with 8 days buyer protection left, should I disputed anyways?
Remember to vote in the new /csg/ poll
www.strawpoll.me/10392523
>>54903895
$20
aliexpress.com/item/Genuine-2ml-e-Juice-Capacity-1500mAh-Joyetech-eGo-AIO-Quick-Kit-E-Vape-Cigarette-All-in/32629515751.htm
$4.20
http://www.gearbest.com/starter-kits/pp_279682.html
>>54903898
Nobody cares, video reviews are useful.
explain the pissfone meme
>>54903897
Is there anything wrong with them?
>>54903959
Go to previous thread
And watch as 4 Autists fight
>>54903949
It's just for fun m8, it's pretty interesting that Dirty anon and Unbiased anon are leading the pack in popularity.
>>54903962
There's nothing wrong with sharks, just one shitposter tried to spread misinfo and scare off new buyers.
>>54903981
Then don't dispute if they turn out fine.
>>54903725
My shark electrified my cat
>>54903897
Don't chink the chink unless the chink chinked you first.
>>54903962
No, pissphone started spreading misinfo when he claimed sharks are dying all over the place based on a post with this video:
https://youtu.be/koeUIGR84hk
If you watch it doesn't say sharks are defective at all
He's been samefagging in embarrassment trying to make sharks look bad ever since when all the proof he could find in old threads was a joke video. I'd be mad if I had my little sister's piss yellow iPhone too.
>>54903939
Thanks m8. Might gift one to a family member just to get them started if they want to quit.
>>54904038
I love how he thinks iPhones are more durable than oukitel
What are the best off-brand NUCs? Those tiny PC boxes with a mobile Intel CPU.
>>54902194
They scratch quite easily and colours fade easily as well, so don't get a black or gold one.
Anyone got any binocular recommendations?
Are the Piston Air earbuds the same size as the Piston 3? Wanted to know if my Comply tips will fit on these.
Comfy Tech Reviews anon here. I think my ban lifted a little early, thanks mods.
To anybody wondering why I was banned, it wasn't to do with shilling. My stated reason was going off-topic for asking a health related question about dehydration. My fault.
I just received an absurdly cheap stinky chinky no brand phantom power supply, if anybody wants a video review let me know. I'm not feeling well hence posting from bed.
Thanks and keep getting those good boy points.
>>54904320
>stinky chinky
>video reviews
Fuck off.
can someone please explain the pissphone meme?
>>54904320
btw i dreamt this... can these power supplies be used for something else ?
>>54904320
review it anon
>>54904320
Literally the cancer of csg. Your ban should have never expired.
>>54904343
starts here
>>54900474
>>54904305
I don't think they allow for custom tips and a size comparison is in the News
>size comparison with the Piston 3 >>54894426
>>54904320
Yeah man review them when you have the chance, how much was the no brand phantom power supply?
>>54904338
>>54904338
>>54904368
shoo shoo
>>54904385
I love how you linked a post where he's replying to me.
Feels good being part of the meme
>>54904343
Anons calmly discussing how mp3 players and their uses in 2016 and how no phone is as good as a dedicated mp3 player
Buttmad underage summerfag anon butts in saying iPhones are affordable and the best audio solution because he managed to get an old iPhone 4 for $100 off a girl (probably his sister).
Anons try to say chink phones have better specs than an iPhone 4 and are cheap enough if you want that route.
Pissphone drops his anecdote that iPhones are indestructible because he's dropped his in a piss filled toilet bowl and it was fine, he says chink phones last 4 weeks then die. Also adds shark cards all only last a week.
When pushed for proof for his claims Piss Boy points to a post about defective sharks in the last thread. It turns out to be a joke video. He then starts samefagging and saying iPhones are built to a higher standard than chink phones which are made by toxic chemicals in some chink's shed. Also he's an elite level genius, older than everyone and been on 4chan for 10 years despite typing like a 14 year old.
Anons ask him to post screenshots to prove he's not samefagging all the shark misinformation popping up, he says he won't because you can use paint to remove (You)s. Basically he's guilty as fuck. Not much has happened since then.
>>54904320
why the fuck do you fagets shill your youtube channels here/
why the fuck can't you write a review, post images and fuckk off?
>almost chinked a chink
>pulled out the last second
i feel really bad...
>>54904447
It started with my crappy mp3 player review
>>54904449
What's the point in posting images and a written review for a cheapo phantom power supply? The whole point is if it works well with condenser mics which you can only convey in audio or video form. This is one of the few times a video review is called for.
>>54904503
Fuck off
>>54904531
I meant >>54904449
>tfw when shipping only takes 10 days
>>54904449
Attention whoring
They've been rejected by both Reddit and the Youtube comments section for being unironically terrible, uninformative and autistic so they come here where there are basically no consequences for being shit, and even if they get a ban they just need to wait until mummy is asleep and reboot the router.
![1441066995398-P-3023417[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7hBSEED.jpg "1441066995398-P-3023417[1].jpg")
Surprised more people haven't picked up one of these
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-cables-adapters/pp_234924.html
>>54904347
Anything with an XLR connection that requires power (guitars, keyboards, condenser mics). Most people have audio interfaces with 48v phantom power built in but those cost a lot of money for decent ones. I have a cheapo audio interface and it only provides 18v phantom power.
>>54904387
I will, just waiting on a spare XLR male to female so I can do some extra testing. It was £12, the cheapest one on Amazon is £21. Not a huge difference but we're penny pinchers here.
>>54904449
>>54904618
>tfw when you get chinked and jewed at the same time
chinkbest warehouse monkey forgot to declare customs value on the parcel
($50 fake as stated in their online invoice would have meant no VAT)
so the swiss postal jews open your package do their jew magic find out the real order value ($155.50)
and charge you more fees ($20.70) than VAT (14.10)
>fucking chink laziness did cost me $34.80
>>54904618
>>54904681
What you get?
>>54904681
>>54904704
Let's see if the Xiaomeme air purifier will work, catch on fire, or poison the air I breathe with cancer
Hopefully it can do something against solder and SLA resin vapours
and the dust that's everywhere because i'm a lazy piece of shit.
anything else?
>>54904632
Comfy here, I just enjoy making and editing videos anon, I don't shill them outside this general because nowhere else cares about cheap chinky shit, not even reddit or youtube. Even my friends don't give a fuck. I've got 15 subs all from /csg/ and some people here enjoy what I do so why would I stop? It's fun and learning Sony Vegas along the way is pretty rewarding unlike shitposting in a general. I've already maxed that skill out.
>>54904755
you forgot a $2 torch anon
>>54904753
the filter doesn't look too bad
the sensor (small hatch) looks kinda sketchy though
but it's only good for their IoT meme anyways
since i don't want no chink botnet in my house it will stay off my Wifi
>>54904753
you live in Switzerland don't you? isn't the air already filled with gold extracted from jews' teeth?
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>>54904804
hopefully this fan can move some air
So the current memes are Airs, KZ ATEs and Zircons right? Has anyone done a review comparing them all?
>>54904806
the outside air maybe, but in here its filthy
see >>54904753
>Hopefully it can do something against solder and SLA resin vapours
>and the dust that's everywhere because i'm a lazy piece of shit.
>>54904681
>>54904753
Never thought I'd see someone from csg actually buy the thing.
>>54904785
since you all announce yourselves in every post why don't you just go full tripfag so the rest of us can filter you out and you can have your own little shit threads within our otherwise good generals
>>54904853
It's just you that's pooper peeved every time someone posts a youtube review.
>>54904851
well i did need one anyways, it was cheaper than local ones
and most importantly the only air purifier in the whole world
that doesn't give you eye cancer from looking at it
>>54902559
this does not mean anything
>>54904853
Funny thing is I rarely announce myself, only when I have something to say directly related to my channel. 99% of the time I'm anon shitposting in here with the rest of you. If you want to filter youtube fags that's cool, I don't expect or want you to care, I'll just keep doing my thing and you do yours.
>>54904753
>>54904804
>>54904824
I'd buy one in a heartbeat if I knew where I could get replacement filters from. Or just buy 10 with the thing.
>>54901864
>>54902616
Any, since the plastic alone already blocks harmful UV
>>54904904
time for you to buy one and post proof
>if I knew where I could get replacement filters from
ali obviously:
http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160604025249&SearchText=xiaomi+air+filter
I dunno what this ebin Shark memery is, but I just want to confirm that my Shark did stop working.
I'm guessing it's Shark shills on damage control.
>>54904935
>>54904890
Hey Pissphone, have a nice nap?
Which chink phone do you guys recommend, $50 budget, I need a backup phone
>>54904935
still no proofs yea nice meme.
>>54904945
I'm not 'pissphone' I have an Oppo. Just trying to warn my fellow Chink-purchasing anons.
>>54904931
Fuck me I'm dum.
Ali was the only place I didn't check.
I need to get it in my head to go there first for everything now.
>>54904935
Ran h2testw on all 12 cards I've bought so far, all passed perfectly.
>>54904973
Post some proof. Talk about how you used it etc.
I'm thinking of buying a Xiaomi Mi5 128gb version, any advice on if its a good idea?
>>54904975
It's not a numbers thing you can run all the tests you want.
It's a build quality thing. The reason the are cheaper is that they are highly likely to fail in comparison.
I don't understand this hostility. Is it buyer's remorse from worried Shark owners? Worried shills?
>>54904950
the dooge is 50$ atm pretty sure.
>>54904975
don't buy the purifier at ali though
base price alone is more expensive than gearbest
and they want something like $70 for shipping
>>54904785
comfy are you the dude who posted the P-model album cover a few threads ago?
i called you out of being a hirasawa fan and you didnt respond you absolute fuck.
here i see you posting hirasawa solo album art. you fucking bastard i've never met another hiraswa fan by chance before. im happy!
whats your favorite song? do you think hirasawa is as amazing as i do? i want to talk about his music!
>>54904980
Don't bother, Pissphone has been samefagging misinfo and refuses to post screenshots or proof because he knows it would show (You)ing himself about fabricated broken sharks. None of this is real.
pissphone is:
>anti-shark
>dedicated to apple products
>shitposter
>samefagger
>dislikes xiaomi and chinese phones
>clumsy/cerebral palsy enough to drop his phone four times a day
any more?
>>54905020
I'm the guy with the HiBook that stopped reading the Shark card. Initially I thought it was a Windows driver issue on the HiBook but my desktop eventually stopped reading it too. I have posted about this in the past. I'm not 'pissphone' lol
The cards are a risk I'm sorry you got memed into purchasing so many
>>54905012
Yeah that was me, sorry about not responding, I had to run out and by the time I came back two threads had passed!
I'm a big Hirasawa fan since I saw Paprika years ago, Banshou No Kiya is my favourite song I think, I listen to it a lot when I feel down or anything. I need to start collecting his music, is any of it on vinyl? I can never find it locally.
>>54904753
It's running now, definitely moving some air
noise level is about equal to my thinkpad (W530) at light load
>>54905056
https://youtu.be/qVaxFALDr7g
Song if anybody wants to hear some good music
>>54905056
he never made music in vinyl afaik. hes obscure enough that no-one will likely "print" his stuff to vinyl, even if they did wouldnt the sound quality be no better than an mp3. im not sure.
you can find his albums and some of his live shows on jpopsuki. i can highly recommend his newest ones the most although they are on youtube right now.
im listening to a lot of hologram, im surprised that at his age he is making some of his most wonderful music right now.
my favourite song is probably circuit on circuit off or possible high minded castle.
i am a huge fan also, i rarely find an opportunity to gush about him and his music. what a magnificent human.
>>54904973
My sister has an oppo.
It's shit.
The fuck I can't open links in mimi?
>>54905032
He believes apple products are more durable than oukitel, who make hammer phones.
>>54905107
he probably makes the "chinese shopping general" threads too
>>54905100
Meme phone of the year. Only muh chink pride fgts buy that shit.
>>54905129
SD615 housefireband gets a third the SoT of my redmi 3 pro.
Reliable source of USB sticks? I'm looking for a bunch of 128+GB ones instead of an external HDD because I move around a lot and the drives invariably die just out of warranty.
>>54905208
just get a 256-512GB SSD and put it in an external enclosure
>>54905208
Make your own using a USB 3.0 micro sd drive and a 128gb shark.
>>54905241
shark will die quicker than any hdd
>>54905100
>>54905255
Are you suggesting the find7 is a good phone for $380 when the redmi 3 pro is only $210 and the k6000 pro is $250?
>>54905097
I compare him to an Eastern Devin Townsend with his most recent stuff, especially this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnDfqYlSzNs
>>54904755
spare batteries and charger for the camera
What's the best power bank right now? Need it to last a while, the 2014 mi bank I bought last year died.
Also, shit didn't realize they have deep insertion pistons now.
>>54902559
What happens if you click the uninstall button ?
Does your screen disappear ?
>>54905378
Well that literally just released.
>>54905395
It will be extremely painful
>>54905423
It's a big phone.
>>54905231
Point... Although that would be more expensive.
>>54905429
For you
>>54905378
Is that the standard 10,000 Xiaomi one? I was going to recommend that.
>>54903646
No, it's natural selection
She should have worked better at school to get a real job
>She
not even sure to be honest
>>54905002
Something something backing my cards up now, but fuck cares? They shouldn't be for long term storage. Chron job on my phone rsync/wipes it to my desktop daily.
>>54902430
I'd like to know the story behind this, but only if it's funny.
