>INB4 how does Steve Job's zombie dick taste
What's the worst thing a customer did to the display hardware?
OP can't inb4
How does Steve Jobs' zombie dick tastes like?
>>54740605
how does Steve Job's zombie dick taste
>>54740605
Do you give out free key caps? I damages one of main and was planning on dropping buy to pickup a replacement key cap from the store.
What sex act could most appropriately be called a "stevejob"?
Why are you working meaningless retail instead of pursuing a higher field?
How elitist was the "training"
kids just make all the wallpapers memes and play agar.io. i think thats pretty bad
>>54740605
how hard/easy is it to shoplift?
What's your favorite meme?
Can you tell us please what did you feel when you were sucking the deas dick of Steve Jobs?
>>54741030
we dont wear caps, i wear slacks and a black shirt
>>54741068
This needs answering
>>54741068
rough anal without lube obviously
>>54741105
Shitty fruit store is just to pay my way through college actually, mid way through computing degree
>>54741173
would be extremely easy if my collegues werent good at their jobs or didnt care as much as they do
>>54741176
socially awkward penguin
>>54741191
my cock get hard
>>54741068
a move where you steal someone elses orgasm then sue bill gates for stealing the same orgasm
>>54740964
one customer once smashed a screen by repeatedly hitting an ipad with his fingers.
>>54741142
not very actually, other than us having to correct customers on the names of stuff, ie. "the iWatch? you mean the Apple watch sir?"
>>54741339
The years when everyone was saying 'iTouch' must have been a dark time
>>54740605
Are they going to sell cars from the store? Is there even room for a car there?
>>54741363
they're not over my friend, i swear apple waste every penny of their marketing budget because people literally ask me for 'macpad air mini's' all day
>>54741368
next question please
>>54741030
I managed to get a free b replacement but I think I was still under warranty. It's worth a shot IMO.
>>54741538
we have an unbelievably amazing warranty policy to be fair. as long as you didnt break it really obviously theyll swap that shit
>>54741030
lol misread that the first time, yeah you can get replacement keys or your old ones put back in for free pretty much as long as you arent an asshole to the staff
>>54741247
>steal someone elses orgasm
>>54740605
what's the pay like? what do you actually do? do you have to be an Apple fanboy?
I dislike Apple but I've been chased up by the local store twice now for a position.
>>54742407
pay is minimum wage but hours are really flexible which is good for college.
i sell shit to people until they leave then i can just play whatever music i want on spotify.
I wouldnt call myself a fanboy but i like some of their products, namely my mac and my iphone. not a fan of the other shit, i have an apple tv but it was a gift. my experience with the stuff got me the job id imagine.
>>54740605
Alright so why don't you work at a B&O store? Are you a fagget?
>>54742791
yiss
>>54741030
Ex-Apple "Genius". Yeah they are free (they are a consumable part to Apple, don't even have a part number). One two occasions, I replaced between 15-20 keys on the same MacBook Pro from an office that kept a pet Macaw that liked keycaps. Just don't be an asshole and someone will fix it for you.
Why are you guys so fucking worthless? Do you not have to know anything about computers to work there?
>>54742503
>Apple employees are too poor to afford Apple products
You should sign up for an Apple iCreditCard today so you can get them.
