It's 2016, why aren't you programming functionally yet?
>>54633222
Fuck shes cute
>>54633232
>she
>>54633232
She looks heterochromatic in my thumbnail
>>54633222
I do all my programming functionally.
Even in Java.
>>54633244
He's implying she's a trap, but he's clearly wrong. Being on 4chan for too long just conditions you to believe every feminine form is a trap.
>>54633254
Yeah i figured thats what he meant. Luckily kubra kapan isnt a trap.
>>54633222
Who is this cum plum?
>>54633271
Kubra kapan
>>54633282
Ahaha didn't know she lives in the same country as mine
>>54633282
>>54633271
I dated her briefly when I studied abroad in Turkey. Second best fuck of my life. Dumb as a doorknob though.
>>54633254
Why aren't more people into traps? It's the year 2016 after all.
>>54633308
Sure you did, kiddo.
>>54633311
they are
>>54633308
Can confirm that the only dick she possessed was mine in her mouth btw
>>54633308
>NEET neckbeard implies dating her
only in your dreams son
>>54633316
Sorry, I'm sure there are models that will be impressed with your riced up desktop and triple monitor setup :^)
Why should I leave the best language ever made [spoiler] C [/spoiler] for absolute trash that noone uses?
>>54633365
It's 2016, what the fuck is C good for?
>>54633400
>>54633222
it's 2016
>>54633400
-0/10 effort
>>54633400
>he thinks C is useless in 2016
>>54633222
Sorry, but I am programming ironically.
>>54633418
>>54633419
>>54633426
Circular reasoning. Is this the type of logic C programmers use?
>>54633453
no, it's LITERALLY the logic functional programmers use.
>>54633453
Why should we argue with webdev-level retards who can't understand how influencial the C language was for the last 40year and will be for the next 40years?
>>54633365
Learn VHDL or Verilog if you really want low level.
Although they are not programming languages.
>>54633787
lower level? why? you can do almost everything in C and I already know x86_64 asm really well, I don't give a shit about electronics designs.
>>54633849
I was just adding an extra level of autism to the picture posted.
>>54633311
Not everyone is a faggot.
but I am
In based F#
Haskell master race reporting in
>>54633222
Programming functionally?
You can't do that on micro controllers.
>>54633222
because I'm too busy not being a dork
>>54633242
Yea, odd, now that you pointed that out.
>>54633300
>as mine
as your?
>>54633222
because I'm not on the spectrum
>>54633222
http://yesimkubra.deviantart.com/gallery/
So it's a girl
>>54634054
being into traps is not gay tho
>>54633232
>she
>>54633400
>he doesn't use operating systems
>>54633222
Because I'm not "pure" enough.
>>54635394
It's def. on the Kinsey faghot spectrum.
>>54633222
I'm not?
>>54633222
I program in C.
C has functions.
So I program functionally, and have been for decades before any silly meme.
>>54636369
C regards functions as subroutines. FP languages regard functions as mathematical functions. Fucking pick up a book.
>>54635394
it literally is and there's nothing you can do about it
>>54636493
Tell that to my wife and kid.
>>54636671
You mean your wife's son?
>>54636493
Refusing to fuck a 10/10 trap like op's IS gay tho.
>>54636493
a trap is just a woman with a feminine penis; being into women is not gay
>>54633239
Kek. everytime
>>54633222
I only work on big projects.
;^)
>>54636805
that's the only reason you SHOULD go fp.
>>54633222
Why should i? i got code monkeys for that while i play golf with the costumers.
>>54637013
Do you just mean stuff like anonymous functions and blocks? I do that all the time.
The bulk of the logic is still OOP though.
>>54636480
This misuse of the word "function" came from LISP. Other languages called them subroutines, routines, or procedures.
Some languages had both and the "functions" were meant not to have side effects and the compiler could optimize them as though they didn't.
LISP influenced a language called CPL, which is how this misuse got into the BCPL/C and ISWIM/ML language families.
>>54637382
>capitalizing every letter in Lisp
nothing you said matters
>>54633222
cheap synthetic black sweater over casual button up over a longsleeve red shirt. i seriously hope you don't do this.
>>54637422
She must be warm as heck
>>54637420
BTFO
>>54633263
>last name is kapan, literally meaning trap
>>54637420
It was called LISP back then, son. LISP 1.5 and MACLISP came later but it was still all caps.
>>54633308
>>54637495
Top kek
But I am
>>54633487
rekt
>>54633239
> >she
>>54633222
What's with turkroaches and qt waifus?
>>54638335
>no tits
0/10
>>54638379
>not enjoying flat chests and lovely bottoms
>>54638406
>flat chest
>enjoy
Choose one.
>>54638379
who cares about that?
>short hair
0/10
>>54638449
Can grow hair. Can't grow tits, mate.
I do, all thanks to rust, the best language ever made.
>>54633400
Maintaining legacy software. That's literally it.
>>54633222
>programming functionally
Because it's 2016, not 1976
>>54633849
you need to know assembly to write really efficient C code though because you need to inspect the compiler output when you optimize
>>54637422
she must be very sweaty underneath all that
>>54637510
>leaving in the past
ok, gramps, hurry up and die already
>>54633365
so I should learn C or asm or python?
>>54633453
Dude, C is used in the hundreds of millions of cars out there. That's just one example. Basically the whole embedded systems community relies on C still.
>>54640642
Asm, C, Java, JavaScript and some Lisp dialect is what every programmer should know
>>54640733
C seems very cryptic for a nub. does it get better if you are not retarded? it just seems you need a lot of work to get something done.
>>54640642
Python will be more useful.
>>54640733
>Java
>Javascipt
This is bait
>>54640853
Let's see what the creator of C++ has to say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWTnIoQZj4
>C++
>Java
>Python
>Ruby, JavaScript, C, C#
>A functional language
>>54640642
Rust, actually.
>>54640760
>C seems very cryptic for a nub. does it get better if you are not retarded
yes, once you get past a few things, like pointers, it's pretty straightforward
>>54640923
Leave it to a c++ developer to be wrong.
That guys whole life is a segfault.
>>54641001
Maybe you have more respect for the creator of PEARL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8fQiskYII
>JavaScript
>Java
>Haskell
>C
>Python / Ruby / PEARL
>>54641047
Is PEARL the same as perl, or something completely different?
>>54640923
>>54641047
I like how both say it's good to know a functional language and also Wall's reasons for the langauges..
>Java is the language everybody loves to hate
>>54633242
JPEEEEEEEG
>>54641094
It's just me and my dyslexia..
:-P
