https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0
10 minutes left.
Thoughts? Predictions?
>>54617658
>Predictions?
Nothing interesting and a bunch of boring, barely English presentations from disgusting shit skins that need to be deported.
Every time I watch Google I/O it makes me want to go buy a fucking iPhone.
I hope there is some cringe. As usual Sundai will say millions watching online when it's never more than 50k.
Google VR
Google Home
Xiaomi Android TV
Lenovo Tango/VR Phone
>>54617708
>>54617713
>meanwhile Apple keynotes are based and fun to watch thanks to Craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM-4Va_RkGE
I expect them to talk about stuff they don't have to actually do. Muh better backend, muh better AI, muh moar cores for your searches. Stuff to basically keep investors happy even though it's gonna be a dull year.
Hoping they will talk about project ara, doubt it will actually happen though.
NEW NEXUS PHONES WHEN
>>54617658
1 fucking minute!!!
qt alert
>>54617708
You mean immigrants that worked hard and are more successful than all of /g/?
OH it hasn't started yet, haha. I opened up some tech blogs and was like "THERES 10 MINUTES LEFT AND THEY HAVENT RELEASED ANYTHING HOLY SHIT GOOGLE IS DEAD!"
Anyway, VR shit.
Botnet IO begins...
Amelie confirmed.
Who is this chad?
>>54617808
Whatever you say Pajeet.
>pleb versions of the long string instrument making shitty new age spa music
disgusting
Neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFm4s50PnmY
>>54617795
almost everyone?
Normal Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0
360 Degree Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFm4s50PnmY
I just want to see one attractive white presenter.
>>54617820
Is this a fucking concert? Why is it outside!?
Ryan Reynolds?
>>54617857
Guy and girl rubbing strings...
this intro is a message
they are telling us that they are already controlling all the strings
we cyberpunk now
IT'S HAPPENING
>>54617866
l-lewd
Sergey Brin already apologized on Twitter for the white musicians and the lack of diversity in the auidence. LMAO
This is quite surreal.
>>54617826
Is this all you faggots can say when you have no argument?
It's official, Google have gone full Samsung circa 2012. Nothing better than bizarre tech conferences.
This is an Android VR event.
http://9to5google.com/2016/05/16/what-to-expect-google-io-2016/
PAJEET
Just sayin' 8-(|)
POO
PAKIS OUT
POO LOO WOOOOOOO
POO
IN
THE
LOO
>>54617901
MY SON
Based PAJEET has improved his accent a lot.
WE STICKY NOW
Damn, i hate the poo in loo accent.
ENGLISH SUBTITLES?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND CURRY
>>54617888
What is there to argue about? You take pride in being a Pajeet and I think you're a disgusting animal.
>>54617913
He really hasn't.
He just said deloper instead of developer.
>LARGEST DEV POPULATION
>CHINA
also
>The thread is now a sticky.
Posting in a sticky thread. Thanks mods.
Microphone Audio Quality
And androidfags call apple pooloos
>>54617924
There are more Pajeets than Americans and Anglos. Curry is the real English now.
>Sticky
>this wind noise
it's not going to stop is it? they didn't think this through did they
He needs to fix his shit mic.
WHY IS THE SUBTITLES SCREAMING AT ME
MUSLIMS OUT
WAIFUS IN
What's a woyce query?
>>54617939
The whole industry is run by poos.
"Obama"
>What is fracking?
DONALD TRUMP
I just realized he was saying queries not currys.
that donald tr... on the current searches
How can I become a CEO like Pajeet?
poo in the loo
de yello kwerees are worce kewerees
This mic noise is terrible, not sure if I can watch it for much longer
>>54617930
But he has. He used to talk much worse before. I said he improved, not that he has a perfect pronunciation now.
they are buying hyperloop confirmed
Enjoy your tracking devices guys.
indian accents are so fucking gay lmao
>beep areas of computer science
what did he mean by this
irony
posting in a sticky
HUG COLLECTING
>tfw no hugs
>>54617994
I don't think thats what he actually said.
Who the fuck knows.
>We automatically ad noise
Are they going to blame the wind on that?
Did you hear that /g/
The noisy background is intentional.
kek is his dog having a seizure?
>wideos
CAT VIDEOS BTFO
Man this guy actually is shit at speaking
Reminder that java is the best programming language.
>>54618011
*hugs you*
DOG VIDEOS
yet they can't translate him into english
ENGLISH TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH CONFIMRED
If they don't announce a replacement for Java I'm buying an iPhone.
>>54618028
rekt
>>54618026
*grabs your ass*
BOTNET ASISTANT.
>Indian intellectual
Clippy?
CLIPPY 3.0
>>54618011
YES ANOTHER FUCKING USELESS ASS ISTANT!
For the record you can turn on subtitles if you're having trouble understanding him
MAKE ME, DADDY!
lel he's got an accent XDD
CONVERSATIONS... WITH DOGS?
When we can get Pajeet to english translation?
I rage everytime i hear those currys talking.
Where and when can I buy google assistant?
>>54618037
KYAAA SEKUHARA!
>>54618025
That would be C#. Sorry kid.
>>54618032
There's no way they'll replace Java, the best you can hope for is they offer a ported JVM -> DVM language, perhaps like Scala.
>>54618046
feels bad man
who developed the reverend
ANDROID 7.0 CONFIRMED
the poo in loo accent makes me mad.
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ANISH KAPOOR?
TELL ME WHO DERETEDEREVENANT
>>54618070
That would be Go.
>>54618080
lel butthurt white boi :^)
Who /googleioextended/ here?
poo in the loo hall
>O delecte de levanat
did they really improve the voice recognition this much?
TIM IS LAUGHING AT YOU GOOGLE
>ALL OF THIS CURRYNIGGER SHIT SKINS
is this nigbeats?
Le memes
/g/ is hating on Pajeet?
Pajeet runs the place.
>""developers"" conference
>>54618100
implying apple is much better
http://www.wsj.com/articles/apple-looks-to-india-for-growth-1463512228
**tips e**
>2016
>going to the movies
MAXIMUM OVERSHILL
what we ASS-PYRE to do
>Apple is gay
>Google is Poondaloos
all praise Microsoft
>>54618100
Every third Apple dev is Pajeet. Checkmate, cultist.
>we want to be there in the moment helping you
more like
>we want to there in the moment gathering your information so we can sell it to ad companies and collect the delicious rupees
>>54617905
if this paki understands language so well, why cant he fucking learn english?
the furry trinity
>>54617658
CONTEXT!!11
>suggest you three movies
>subtle advertising
Bravo
>"would you like fries with that"
>>54618135
>Rupees
>>>/v/
is thatta way :^)
>>54618115>>54618133
http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/
>One nigger, in charge of HR
I hope this doesn't mean they changed the font REEEEEEE
Moar botnet integration that will never work as intended. Why even waste their time with this shit? How does it feel to know that Google are over halfway through their lifespan and will be like Yahoo by 2030.
>>54618130
All 3 are poo in loo, actually.
didn't siri do this 4 years ago?
>>54618144
>advertising company advertises
Woah.
LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>CURRY
>curry
curry tonight alright.
AUTOMOBOS
LETS HAVE CURRY TONIGHT BOYS
LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
MEME
MAGIC
>curry
>Reveuse
>Wideo
Why is google so obsesed with stupid gimmicks?
>LETS HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
HE KNOWS
Just went live
http://home.google.com/
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
CURRY TONIGHT
curry
u
r
r
y
And all the data send straight to the big ass Pajeet's cave, Poogle.
Sound safe enough
Curry?
HAHAHA
CURRY TONIGHT
>let's have curry tonight
You can't make this shit up.
C U R R Y
CONFIRMED
LETS HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>I think computing will evolve beyond the context of phones.
lol
>>54618135
The propaganda potential is incredible. If this technology was widespread Americans would actually like Hillary Clinton.
>LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>let's have a curry tonight
>let's have curry tonight
TOP KEK
OK GOOGLE
FIND THE NEAREST DEDICATED SHITTING STREET
>Let's have curry tonight
>>54618175
M E M E
E
M
E
>>54618154
Found the source.
IT'S-A ME
Itsa me
where is luigi
>>54618206
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
>tfw pajeet is the botnet
>curry
con TEEN you
Did they just admit they're stealing Amazon Echo?
Echo clone incoming
>>54618209
IT'S A MEME
Google Home...so like Nest?
>no commerce on launch
dead
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE CHIRP CONFIRMED AMAZON ECHON CLONE
finally someone who speaks english
>GOOGLE ASSISTANT IN MY CAR
>IN MY COMPUTER
>IN MY HOUSE
>VOICE ACTIVATED AND LISTENING TO ME AT ALL TIMES
OH GOD
SKYNET IS HERE
WE'RE ALL DEAD
this nigga sound like mike tyson
>>54617907
>born and grow up in a designated shitting street
>you learn about the glory of Europe and its descendant nations and wish for a future which doesn't involve poo
>move to America to follow your dreams
>see the competitive mindset and decide to give it your all
>work tirelessly as you achieve everything you ever wanted and more
>you're the CEO of fucking GOOGLE, everyone respects you now!
>get on stage for the umpteenth time this year with confidence, you know the crowd can't wait to hear your wisdom about the latest Android API
>"poo in the loo", somebody yells at you in a half-assed fashion
>memories of accidentally walking barefoot through shit strike you
>the unwashed, deodorant-lacking childhood floods your thoughts all of a sudden
>the eternal stench of poo that is seemingly everywhere
>"Poo in the loo", the guy repeats, with a nasty triumphant streak in his eye
LMAO FUCKING ANOTHER 1984 TELESCREEN DEVICE
>>54618224
If Google Alexa can understand this guy's lisp, it must be pretty damn good
Just about to sell my 5x... nigga i'm buying a second one via FI RIGHT NOW NIGGA WHEW
IT'S US ONLY
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW
>Oh hey, is that the new Google Air Freshener?
http://home.google.com/
>muh NLP
>muh color
>"invite botnet into your home"
>google in the bedroom
Lewd.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
what the fuck is this gay shit
Gotta admit, looks pretty sleek
>>54618257
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>Google listening to everything at home
Fuck this gay earth
WHY IS HIS RING TOO BIG ?
Literally Alexa
>A fuckinf air wick
>>54618255
>"google, what do memes smell like?"
OK GOOGLE
LISTEN TO ME FAP
>>54618269
DELETE THIS
>>54618257
echo still sexier, google can only win on software
Alexa > botnet home
>>54618272
He stole it from his wife's companion, of course.
RICH BASSZZSZSZE
>>54618269
Alexa copy
Pajeet want to know how my shit look like now huh
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>streaming music
HAHAHAHAHA
rich basthe
What? A speaker? Why not just buy any speaker and a google cast?
Chromebook pixel price drop when?
>google in the living room listening in to everything i say
no thanks
>COLDPLAY
COLDPLAY
>COLDPLAY
COLDPLAY
>COLDPLAY
COLDPLAY
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nignog friendly for blasting music
I can do this already with my fucking iPhone, so much for innovation
This guy's lisp is more annoying than poo in loo accent
![fd9130922cb5699feb9c64aaa72b33d0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D5BN9J0.jpg "fd9130922cb5699feb9c64aaa72b33d0[1]")
>>54618259
oh boy
> listening to Coldplay
> watching Jimmy Kimmel
>JIMMY KIMMEL
>>54618301
because muh voice control
BOOOOOOOOORING
>>54618310
I've been able to play music on my desktop PC since 1993.
>we are listening to freedom die in real time
>>54618278
>UNDERRATED
People are actually gonna pay for this shit!
I can do this shit with my watch already what the hell google?
>tfw this will be the only time they mention "Nest"
>tfw half pakistani
>none of my relatives like tech and they're all quintessentially american
>think I'll be able to get away from every weird fucking pakistani quirk and the shitty culture by going into tech
>tech is fucking filled with the same people and I'm going to have to claw my way out again so I'm not associated with them
why, /g/.
>CONTROL YOUR FUCKING HOME
>IT CONTROLS YOUR LOCKS
>IT CONTROLS YOUR CAR
>IT CONTROLS YOUR NETWORK
>IT CONTROLS YOU
>GOOGLE CONTROLS YOU
Just show me new phones and Android N pleeeease
And people called tablets a gimmick
Useless tech at its finest
new nexus phones when?
literally who is paying for this
>>54618313
>>54618307
Theyre not even trying to be subtle anymore.
It's like they're branding themsevels to be the da best shilling company
why does it sound like he has 5lt of saliva in his mouth
I wish I could fast forward through this Alexa clone
>>54618311
at least we can understand him
Just notice this but can't listen at the moment, what did I miss?
Coming 2016
Google Home
A new meaning to Homeoerotic
>>54618318
I know right? Just show us the next Nexuses already!
"difficult inquires"
literally wolfram alpha questions
>with your permission of course
>what was the us population when nasa was established
FINALLY SOMEONE BUILT A DEVICE THAT GIVES ME ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS LIKE THIS said no one ever
>>54618358
gay shit
>difficult questions
>mommy how google homes are made
jesus christ he is openly admitting it stalks you
>>54618347
october
>IT REMEMBERS EVERYTHING YOU'VE SAID TO IT
OH
FUCK
Somebody please Photoshop and fuck his shit up
Look like Google want to fuck my gf too.
>>54618375
So they are really trying to steal the apple costumers?
FAT AVOCADOS
CURRY
VOMIT
SLIPPERY JIMMY
>>54617658
Google HAL
24/7 mic on your home listening to everythig you and your kids say.
Cuck will defend this.
The futureeeeeee
NIGGER AND HIS FAMILY
>having one of these in every room on your house
right
Curry. Now nigger house. Pottery.
>>54618396
Where can I preorder?
OK PLAYING MORNING PLAYLIST
OK GOOGLE NOW CHANGE YOUR ANNOYING FUCKING VOICE
god i hate that voice
OHHHH
/pol/ will be fucking pissed off
>zoom and enhance
>might look
non-functional confirmed
>botnet house
TIME TO WAKE UP FUCK HEADS
>du-du-du
why does the daughter look racemixed?
god this video is actually scary
Hey Google, JUST ________
KEKOLD
I really want my house to be controlled by the most insecure operating system ever created. How many Android zero days have their been this year already? 200?
>Le Mixed family
This family is INSANE
Does the home need it's own shed?do I have to prep it?
Google buy me an Amazon echo
I wouldn't mind it if it had the sexy twitch alerts voice.
>>54618425
all ameriniggers are like that
>which star is closest
>not the sun
RIP
>POO IN LOO WISH THEY COULD BE ASTRONAUTS
jesus christ this family
THAT FUCKING SPACE NIGGER
>>54618426
Skynet is here
I welcome death
>>54618435
Lmao pls
>que "HOME" by 1 hit wonder PHILIP PHILLIPS
jesus christ google really
>>54618439
I'm sorry Dave, I can't allow that.
>be american
>get spied on
What is Xiaomi going to say?
Okay Google. load maki.
This probably won't work properly
>>54618443
Kek
>tfw you will never have a botnet-integrated family and be completely oblivious and happy
;_;
>>54618444
>2020
>>54618443
yes what the fuck was that
GOOGLE FIND ME DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
I like my Echo
CONTEXT
MEIN BIZEPS
christ I might as well just let the NSA live in my home at this point
>POO IN LOO IS BACK
>>54618459
Something that the nvidia shield already did
HOMED when?
Sorry, how is this shit different from HAL?
>Turd party developers
>We need to work with turd parties
>As Mario Mansion
No, Poo in Loo, it's Luigi's Mansion
anyone notice google trolled apple in the google home vid
>Turdparties
>RAT the google home
>"google, lock all the doors"
>"google, set and lock the thermostat at 200 degrees"
>OK Google show me that new Blacked video
>>54618459
mi6, check hugo's twitter
Hey google, turn on my sister's webcam and stream it to my computer
>>54618475
>And she talks back
Dropped.
>SHATTING A LOT MORE IN THE FOLLOWING MONTHS
>>54618487
lets have curry !
>>54618485
You cannot destroy it.
Who ready for Google Overlords?
>>54618488
kek
UNLIMITED HD PHOTOS PLEASE
ok google, send my kids to prison
wtf. who wants to live like that? i disable all voice stuff on all of my devices fuck this.
who in their right mind would EVER but this shit? i thought apple was bad but this is just hundreds of ours of wasted developer time.
>>54618499
wew my lad
who's the currymigger
>kid has helium tanks on his back
I bet he googled the meme
POO
2 2
LOO
>>54618496
>The one with your wife?
>KEEP THEM SAFE
TOPKEK
>google is it really my dad
>accoring to your mother match.com hisotry i'd Better not tell you now
>>54618459
Xing Ping Ching
>all these salty whiteys mad because they're NEETs while based Pajeet is the CEO of one of the biggest multinationals in the world
Delicious tears.
>selpies
>*crowd goes wild*
>>54618508
I was born ready, bitches!
>google torus
i legit couldn't figure out what he was talking about for good 10 seconds there
Why do people watch this and continue to think using Google products is a good idea? Like seriously how fucking dumb do you have to be
BLACKED
>CONFIRMED BOTNET
B
OT
N
ET
GOOGLE JIBE
Ok google who's my wife's son
200m monkey users
ONE OF MY PICTURES WERE IN THERE WHAT THE HELL
DOG PHOTOS
CURRY
INNOVATION
>all those pajeets
>>54618526
How many rupees is a selpie?
>>54618518
Implying I have a wife or a gf
>>54618524
FUCK OFF PAJEET REEEEEEEE
>>54618513
Thousands buddy. Think about the initial design process, production, testing and marketing.
>autism enters the scene
neckbeard
>>54618531
>use & own chromecast, 5 then 5x, chrome, all google apps, etc.
IT JUST WORKS SENPAI
This guy can share his dragon dildo collection.
>>54618535
>Confirmed
You're only 15 years late, anon.
Seth Rogen? Is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0
>>54618533
WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN THE CROWD YOU CHAUVINISTS
ALLAH?
ALLO GUV'NA
ALLO PUPPET
This fat fuck should use Google Assistant to track his calories.
>this kills the hangouts
fucking finally.
>here is a messaging app
crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ANOTHER FUCKING MESSAGING APP??!?!?!
'Allo? 'Allo? Ou est les buagettes?
AYYLO
I already use Allo, ask me anything
Allo guvna
>>54618565
womyn don't care about technology
ALLO-H AKBAR
>gchat 3.0
>implying they won't kill it in 5 years
Google Aloe?
>ALLO? U DERE?
>/g/ but after having a shower and a steady salary in one of the top companies in the world
What is there to hate about this guy again?
Another fucking massenger
ANOTHER FUCKING MESSAGING APP
Allo? More like Ayylmao
ok siri lube my shit up
>ahmed
>>54618589
ici gentleman
HELLO AHMED
>Ahmed
>PRIVATE AND SECURE
Am I retarded or is this like the thousandth fucking google chat app simultaneously, gmail chat, hangouts, google plus messaging, allo, the one they announced a few days ago, the second one they are announcing today
Al-low
Al-lah
so how many failed messaging solutions is this now google?
Make conversations easier? Lol this app is just for autists.
CONVERSATIONS PRIVATE AND SECURE
>CONVERSATIONS PRIVATE AND SECURE
CONVERSATIONS PRIVATE AND SECURE
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>private
>secure
>This arrow doesn't mean "implying"
NEW
E
X
U
S
WHEN
>>54618604
kek
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>AHMED
AHMED
>>54618592
Does it keep track of the people my wife's son's mother hangs around with?
Why don't they just improve the fucking default messaging app
AHMED ALLUHA ACKBAR
BOLD TEXT
INNOVATION
hahaha this is so fucking shit i cant believe it
this what you've trained for, ahmed!!
Oh come on
QUIT YELLING AT ME
>Shout and whisper
Why?
WOW GUYS BIG REPLIES OR SMALL REPLIES
WOW WHAT A REVOLUTION
>more botnet
>another shitty chat app
this messaging thing looks so dumb
>you can shitpost in allo
Oh my god, it can scale things!
OH
MY LITERAL
FUCKING
GOD
>2016
>messaging gimmicks
Looks fucking dumb
3
FUCKING
MESSAGING
APPS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
What's wrong with Hangouts other than botnet?
jeezuz fuck you google. "secure" after beating your dick about machine learning for voice.
TEXT SIZE
maybe they're trying to bring back msn messenger
>>54617808
Do it when iPhone 7 comes out!
I brought an iPhone to get away from the sh!t sk!ns, lesbians and the prajit my son botnet.
Never looked back.
ahoy
A-am I being trolled?
>>54618641
I predict a stock drop.
>big text
time to die
wow
ZOOM Technology
APPLE BTFO
>cheers for font size slider like its some insane revolution
Is the world going mad
Is that hangouts?
Too bad 14 year old girls aren't watching
>>54618646
Honestly, I'm surprised no other messaging app has tried that yet.
Ahmed, stop whispering to me about designated shitting streets.
>>54618659
>hangouts
>messenger
>now allo
HAHAHA
>communication is important part of our lives
>communication
Google invented different sized fonts!!!!
Did I just start watching an Apple keynote or what?
>different font sizes
>crows goes wild
>>54618634
you're looking at the new default messaging app. aosp messenger is dead.
>>54618659
HANGOUTS
MESSENGER
ALLO
H M A
>joy gonna get the dickbar
PAJEET
ACHMED
JAMAL is coming
>type less
>uses botnet to answer for you
>literally dumbing this shit down any more
So, when are hugeposts coming to /g/? Hiroshimoot?
I want to hugepost.
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
>FACEBOOK MESSENGER
FACEBOOK MESSENGER
don't talk about inbox until you make it usable
Nah all the whores are still going to use snapchat and kik
>tfw joy will never ask you to dinner
;_;
>Dinner later?
>I'm busy
Stone cold
THIS IS LITERALLY, LITERALLY, LITERALLY DISGUSTING
ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE
THIS IS WHAT TECHNOLOGY HAS COME TO
8 CORES 4 GIGS OF RAM GOOGLE DINNER CURRY DOGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cringe cringe cringe cringe
>>54618681
No, an Apple keynote usually features 0 Indians.
god I hate the world we live in, why do people cheer for this garbage?
>literally don't have to talk to people anymore
nice
That UI looks fucking hideous, what happened to the fucking material guidelines? This looks like skype or facebook messenger.
>machine learning chat
>secure
Wew, lads
ᵃʷᵒᵒ
>>54618684
aosp messenger isn't dead, this is just the google replacement. AOSP apps specifically don't tie into google features like this
I cannot let you reply with that, ahmed.
Communication is important - let a robot decide what you'll say to your friends and family!
fucking christ please stop this
nobody is going to download this
>>54618684
I was talking about the Google messenger app, they could've just implemented this shit into that instead of having to make an entirely new app nobody is going to use
>>54618600
Try 5 months
>Google wave
Clearly the guest is the baby
>nice bernese mountain dog
ahahahaahaha you cant make this shit up
>Nice bernese mountain dog
so natural
GET READY HAHA
>>54618716
Teach me senpai
Nice tits, honey! Let's have Pajeet over for dinner!
ok google, turn on my wife's daughter's webcam
>Dinner tonight?
what
>GIRL SENDS A NUDE
>ALLO SUGGESTS "FUCK YES BITCH MORE NOW"
Why does Google need to write our texts for us? Are people really this lazy?
this is the ultimate botnet. fuck me why would you use this.
be a good goy, show google your entire life
this humor is so shit
>mfw people make fun of apple keynotes over this
>botnet will imitate you until it replaces you
"Your dog is a fucking mutt bought from a backyard breeder, take it to a vet to get it put to sleep. - /an/"
"Nice erect penis"
>>54618716
A̵̴̖̳͔̟͇͍͔̝͎͖̯͕̼̘̳͊͑͊͐̑̑̀̋̍̓͆̈ͯͪ̈̚͘͟͡Ẇ̶̷̺͈̥̟̠͓͎̩̝̥̖͉̜̂ͯ̋̓ͨͭ̍O̵̡̳͔̼̞̤̹̗̠̰̱̤͉̗̥̩̘͐͛̉͌̍͑ͩ̐ͥͥ̆ͯ̃̾ͫͥ̆ͮ̆͢͡͡Ȏ̸̳̲̳̩̹͓̱̦̤̯̹̰̦̭͇͇̯̗͒ͯ͌͐͑̽͐͐̓̚̚͜
>I'm bringing a friend
C U C K
>bringing your dog to an italian restaurant
>nice Bernese Mountain dog
Yes I definitely say that
What if you send an ISIS beheading gif?
>Smart replies
Well, that's it people. The overmind is here. Human brains are to Future Google what the brain stem is to the rest of the brain.
CUTE DOG
Y/N?
>>54618718
Nigger THIS is the replacement for the AOSP one
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.apps.messaging&hl=en
And then there's hangouts
and now this
>>54618727
That would be the most autistic thing you could respond. No way Joy would be using this app
>Picture of a dog
>No option for "kill it with fire"
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>54618686
>>54618659
HANGOUTS
ALLO
MESSENGER
H A M
>pasta?
She knows, kek.
>Allo will learn that you send a lot the message: "I'm buying the lube because today I will ravage your ass until you faint"
>It sends it by accident automatically to your mom when she texts "Where are you?"
>>54618681
Google keynotes make me miss Steve Jobs. At least he just came up and showed off the technology and left. There were no pajeets, no cringeworthy jokes, no morbidly obese betas, no pink haired hambeasts...
I ENJOY THAT PICTURE OF A BERNESE MOUNTAIN CANINE BEING
>Your images are indexed and put into context.
>selects replies according to the image.
Botnet is replacing YOU.
>tfw google 'allo comes out of the closet for you
yeah thanks nutella
Just announce the fucking Nexus lineup this year, nobody gives a shit about this shitty app.
>POWERED BY 4CHAN USERS
Bravo Google
for making millions out of shit
Wow, no more human conversations. Just people choosing multiple choice canned responses
>"Our final goal is to enable you to chat with your friends with no human involvement at all"
NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54617658
I'm too old for this shit.
>we scan text and give you replies based on what you've said before!
They managed to turn conversations into the laziest things i've ever seen. With one button press you can auto comment how cute your sisters baby is!
>>54618777
when you die it will keep responding in your place
HOLY FUCK REBECCA
>Rebeca
>>54618730
Cute Gorillas!
People won't even talk in the future, google will think of your replies for you.
i want off this ride
FINALLY I WILL KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHEN TALKING TO GRILLS
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
goggle's gonna have all ur dick and boob pix u send to ur bae now
C U T E
>LITERALLY ALL RACES REPRESENTED
>LITERALLY ALL GENDERS REPRESENTED
>>>/pol/
SEXIST!!!!
WEW LADS
E
W
L
A
D
S
>GIRL
>I
>R
>L
C U T E
U
T
E
>tfw no qt nerdy tomboy gf
Haven't you noticed!? THE DUMBENING OF OUR COMMUNICATION IS UPPON US!!!
>>54618733
>my wife's daughter
So, your daughter?
FUCKING ANNOYING ACCENT
>>54618772
>You like saying that to female people.
>We detected that the the entry "mom" is female.
Who wants to bet on moot making an appearance today?
who is this HIGH TEST FEMALE
>>54617658
"SMART" REPLIES
>tapping this
Yeah, I'd tap that.
FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE FEEMALE
I bet we get some fucking adverts instead of suggestions
>actually wearing that kind of belt in CURRENT YEAR
baka desu senpai
literally worse than Microsoft 2009 E3
Rebeca is CUTE
CUTE!!!!
C U T E
U
T
E
WHO IS THIS CUTEY BOOTY
>>54618781
Kekked. I really deserve being paid for solving these damn things.
>>54618787
Just let the botnet converse with itself imo
She looks like uses the men's bathroom
she will never dominate you...
>>54618810
>>54618811
Not bad
I want her to peg me HARD
They focus this entire presentation on genuine social interaction, but treat these canned, robotic responses as they're better. Would it really take so long to type "aww, your dog is cute" that you would prefer the shitty "Wow cute dog!" response?
God damn this shit is so contradictory, just type your fucking responses.
>>54618838
She probably does.
This is a 10/10 lads
>gangsta tuck
>rich as fuck
>australian
>tfw no qt3.14 to go to the cuckina with
>that accent
>that gesture
>that fake smile
she's creeping me out
>>54618818
>You say that to male people
>We detected that the entry Dad is male
>>54618823
I want to add her to my circles in Google Plus.
>>54618735
top fucking kek
>>54618825
fuck i can see it now
>pasta
>"CHECK OUT THESE PASTA BRANDS, 'POWERED BY GOOGLE' "
Damn that huge COOL makes him look like a sassy bitch
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>JUST BE YOURSELF
>BY REPLYING TO HER IMAGES WITH DEFAULT SEARCH ENGINE GENERATED REPLIES
More looks like Michael Rebecca, not Rebecca Michael.
That fucking awkward silence before the applause.
fake ovation
they all got smartwatches
>pls clap for me at this shitty idea
in before allo-turd-messenger is not end to end encrypted and all your shit is streamed to google.
REBECCA LOVES YOU, ANON
>>54618823
F E M I N I N E P E N I S ?
>>54618853
Oh no
Why does she moves so awkwardly???
This is a fucking disaster for Google. None of this is or will ever be relevant. Noone will remember this bullshit in a year, I guarantee it.
FUNNY... cat ..... picss
@google anime tiddies
This is 100% a shemale transgender wtfyoumurifats call it.
There is NO WAY a non-minority would take the stage.
This woman is creeping me out
>>54618874
DAT CHIN :^)
>>54618830
bitch need to learn how to tuck her shirt
>search images in chat
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>54618878
Trying to hide her dick
>>54618849
nose is a bit strange but her style makes up for it
i want to be her little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
>One on one chat with Moot
About fucking time.
I'd suck her dick
>>54618888
Gay test detected
>>54618881
>@google pics of my waifu
Google assistant
it doesn't even has a name
benis
FUNNY CAT PICTURES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vmOvfbg90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vmOvfbg90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vmOvfbg90
bwaaaa that chin
So I can have a conversation with google? Can we redpill google?
Are they talking about Polymer yet?
>big real fan
>doesn't know their last result
HALA MADRID
>>54618896
>i want to be marissa's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo marissa blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
STOP GIGGLING HOLY FUCK
I want to have all my conversations with Skyrim style dialog selection options.
>MY
>MY
>MY
Remember when Google I/O was about showcasing tech? Now it's about a bunch of dumb fucks cheering about being able to size fucking text and search for pics.
>"The assistant knows all about you!"
Amazing.
>>54618843
curry slurper
HOLY SHIT
This could be a cure for autistic responses
>mfw google spits more alpha game than I'll ever be able to
Mr. Ronahhhhlllldo
I wish he had typed "best trucks" instead.
ETHAN BRADBERRY BEST PRANKS
>It has a boner for Ronaldo
>>54618929
KEK
Is this context shit really impressive anymore?
>>54618922
>Discrediting AI
Anon, please.
imagine your non-tech friends/family using this
>>54618900
bullshit
quads == truth
>Ahmed
>Real fan
Fits
>google search inside chat
wew lads, really nice and secure app xD
>>54618925
Underrated post
OMFG "movie game"
oh my god no
NO
NOT AUDIENCE INTERACTION
this is so fucking awkward
amit, show the lads our new nexus ;)
EMOJI MOVIE GUESSING GAME
ALL RIGHT BYE GUYS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>54618871
>end to end encrypted
It's end-to-google encrypted.
>Let's play a game
>>54618896
I want to take care of her
They fucking stole this from Good Mythical Morning
EMOJIS xD
SHOULD WE KEEP GOING????
>no...
Fuck she is creepy
>tfw Google will be my only friend
Ok this is just getting embarrassing for Google.
>>54618968
And hot, would fuck
google why
>>54618964
cancer
>>>/out/
The world is goinf to collapse, all those people getting paid for >muh technology
So this is the future, better way to add fucking emojis, and people applause.
I met this bitch at The Battery in S.F.
>>54618968
>she
So much fun, now you can play with the botnet.
This is horrible
That's a man, right?
>This presentation
>>54618966
xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
This is so bad. holy fucking shit.
>>54618943
It's the context it's being presented in. "Personal" is being used as a mask for "mass surveilance".
when did dev conferences become more a TV show than an actual dev event
Let's talk about privacy and security
KEK
>>54618971
>>54618975
because emojis are getting a movie
Sony is producing The Emoji Movie.
They're making a FUCKING EMOJI MOVIE
>Not only did we rekt your life by planting ads in your face using your gmail account
>no, from now on we will follow you around even using your private messages, which are totally "priavte and secure(TM)"
>>54618974
I think the real google engineers pass her around
>she will never peg you while whispering in your ear
>Privacy
>Security
BULL SHIT
>>54618971
I'm actually really glad about that though. I mean this is disastrous. Literally ZERO announcements anybody wants.
LOOK AT ALL THESE NERDS!!!!
I seriously hope nobody here is actually expecting a new Nexus announcement in may.
This makes absolutely no sense.
Why are you doing this?
I thought Google hired smart people.
DIC PIC ENCRYPTION
>>54617658
Goy, see no need to worry about your privacy
>>54618995
Because this isn't for software developers, it's a press event.
Wait, so things *not* in incognito mode are not E2E encrypted? That's fucking retarded.
>YOU HAVE TO GO INCOGNITO TO NOT BE SPIED ON
>AND STILL YOU GET SPIED ON
but desu this could actually be useful
E2E ENCRYPT ALL THE MESSAGES YOU FUCKING SPYING BITCHES
INCOGNITO
>incognito for sexy talks
holy shit
>>54618922
>Have plebs watching your life stream
>"Angular 2 is a new JavaScript Framework built upon the newest web standards and ES20115, leveraging modern technologies like Modules, Observables and Decorators using the TypeScript language to transpile modern code into ES5 and ES3 for current generation browsers"
You can't do that, anon. The pleb is going to feel left out.
Now google makes it easier to send dick pics and cheat on their spouses
Another Ghost Town passes by...
>can't verify keys
Trash.
https://twitter.com/google/status/732991032938352642
>on your device
Nice slip in there.
>Incognito
>Private
>Encrypted
KIKITTY KEKKITY
>>54618995
E3 I think.
>Yeah it is encrypted.
is people retarded? Google will have all your data anyway.
WE SNAPCHAT NOW
Incognito chat that is double encrypted and deletes itself after a certain time
This is what I needed as a drug dealer
YES NUDES 4 DAYS
>>54619037
I noticed that too
I think they boost the view numbers on the youtube stream.
No way it only goes up. Haven't seen a drop yet.
>>54618896
Nice
>>54619043
People is retarded.
MAGICAL
>MAGICAL
MAGICAL
>MAGICAL
MAGICAL
>MAGICAL
MAGICAL
>MAGICAL
THERE'S A SNIPER
When is the bubble going to burst?
I want this shitty era of computing to end.
MORE
APPS
>All these people thinking I/O was actually a great conference
It's always like this guys. Don't act as if this is any worse than last year
>all those balding heads
Google invented skype
ANOTHER FUCKING APP OMG.
duo also end to end? They still harvest all the metadata I guess.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER
Look at this fat pedo. No wonder he made this abomination.
>nogg nogg XD
wtf google what are they doing? re-inventing stuff that's been around for 10 years?
>knock knock
PLEASE STOP
he just called duo allo
Microsoft did it first
Google introduced Facetime
>>54619037
Elaborate.
>Knock fucking knock
>>54619037
I heard that too.
>You can delete it but we'll keep it FOREVER!
>>54619045
Signal bro
Tits or I'm not picking up.
It's facetime!
>>54619085
WHOSE THERE
Is this a developer conference? What?
Why all this consumer shit is here?
I remember when there were code snippets on the screen on one of the previous I/O. But now they think their devs are a family of four who love entertainment and TV.
This facetime clone that you've brung
Is useless like a pile of dung!
>>54619089
wo dere!?!?!?!
So what happens to the guys that already had the Allo app?
Whos there?
PEDO
I bet he bought his asian wife
more racemixing
>ok google tell me a knock knock joke
>knock knock
>whos there?
>allo
>allo who?
>allo ackbar
Just got here. How much does she cost (Allo)?
>>54619105
AVA, MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER
RACE MIXING
A
C
E
M
I
X
I
N
G
>>54619101
FINALLY THIS
CRINGE IMBOUND
Wife's daughters
ahahahahahahaha it's literally facetime
Ava a cute!
>Being a cucked beta dev for Google
>>54619105
GOOGLE COMING FOR YOUR DATA
So duo is just skype from 10 years ago?
They showed previews
fat jew and his chink kids
I bet he has a hot chink girlfriend
>>54619068
it probably won't po by itself, since Google / Facebook etc. are making masses dumber every day
>he married asian
of course
OH GOD MY DICK
>You will never have a daughter calling you at work
>>54619114
LMAO
KEK
MY SIDES
HANGOUTS IS DEAD
Literally hung up on his kids.
shut down
>hung up on his own daughter
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
He broke her teeth after a bj this fucking PEDO
SUDDENLY HUNG UP ON HER
FUCKING SAVAGE
>OOPS
HAHAHA
ching chong kids???
FUCKING STUFFED
CUT
>CUT
CUT
>CUT
BYE DA...
... Whoops
LOL
WTF ? Why do they want to split up Hangouts ? Or are they replacing it ? I am so confused right now.
A video call?
R E V O L U T I O N A R Y
so if install it random lolis will call to me?
>His wife's daughters are asian
>>54619124
lel
>tfw this fat bastard had sex at least two more times than i
>>54619143
bought a bride from thailand.
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
>>54619124
>allo ackbar
>not allo who ackbar
you ruined a 8/10 joke
>>54619114
>your app has been removed from the play store
im the one who knock knock
Reminder that Based Microsoft BUILD conference was actually about developers.
Reminder that Google is just like Apple nowadays, and Microsoft will save us.
LMAO look at this Twitter. They're actually his wife's daughters.
/pol/ is always right.
You're RIGHT THERE, in an /instant/
t. every FUCKING video calling service
>>54619165
It's stupid. They could easily update hangouts and messenger
>>54619165
I think they are getting ready to replace it. Never used it anyway.
>>54619173
the dude is a fruit, he probably adopted china babies with his husband
>>54619173
0 x 2 = 0
Probably adopted his kids or something
>>54619173
0 multiplied by 2 is still 0
He knocked knocked those kids
>>54619185
pottery
>>54619184
>botnet will save us from botnet
there is no saving at this point anon
>MAGIC
A
G
I
C
>>54619165
Hangouts shit the bed and they know it. They're trying to replace it but this will flop as well>>54619165
>>54619165
>They're actually his wife's daughters
yfw Allo and Duo could've easily be in 1 app
>>54619184
That's so fucking sad. I'm still waiting for any dev-focused topic, not this consumerist shit.
wowww those feet
>>54619165
>>54619189
Feels like Google is currently at the Microsoft phase where they're desperately competing with themselves.
Gmail vs. Inbox
Allo vs. Hangouts
>>54619198
>>54619199
"2 more times" =/= "2 times as many"
How much does she cost?
How much does she cost?
How much does she cost?
How much does she cost?
How much does she cost?
(The new Allo iphone)
what the fuck did the nigress screetch at?
sexchat confirmed
Wait, so what's happening to hangouts?
Holy shit, so much hype over a video feed showing before you pick up?
>>54619185
Never look up mine or my wife's daughters twitter account ever again
Basically google spybots trying to copy apples delivery style. doesn't really work when some weird fat pedo with an imported thai ladyboy wife delivering it though...
Really, do you faggots trust this company (google) and their hardware + software with retards like these working there making the decisions?
>>54619189
Exactly.
>>54619190
That would make no sense.
>RESIDENT ROCKSTAR
>last time we coped microsoft's video app so today we're copying apple's
>Completely ignoring windows phone
savage
>>54619226
What does the bait taste like?
>>54619198
>>54619199
0+2 = 2 you retard
CHROMEBOOK PIXEL 2 DISCOUNT WHEN
>>54619228
Free if you work at google.
These icons are so uninspired, why couldn't they do more than just take generic icons and put the app name on them, isn't that against their design guidelines?
Nice shirt faggot.
>android
finally
>>54617658
>hold on guys I got to get this
what did google mean by that?
I want to punch this guy in the face and I don't even know why
GAY ENGINEER
/SCI/ IS RIGHT AGAIN
>>54619199
>>54619198
Fucking KEK
DOUBLE MINT DAVE IS HERE
>im a nerd xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>54619253
>what is summer launch?
They'll make the icons better.
It's really funny how now that I'm an adult I cannot use these bullshit apps anymore.
Everything is being watched by the feds, it's literal suicide to use this shit.
>Google allorhytm found out you photographed weed and contacted the police to your location
It's not going to take too long.
You only have to choose wisely now, which path will you go?
That fucking faggot
>>54619212
actual dev focused stuff happen after the first keynote which is the keynote right now which is catered more to an apple keynote feel
those dev conferences are actually really interesting to watch/listen to
>>54619184
Will they save us before or after trying to slip Windows 10 updates into your computer like creepers slip roofies into drinks
I bet this is the same shit team that came up with Google Wave
>>54619277
People post weed on the internet all the time, I don't see people being arrested left and right.
>>54619253
They have an army of Pajeets. Design and original thought isn't their strong point.
>>54619277
No goyim, just don't do anything illegal and you'll be fine!!! :^)
>thousand of new devices per year
>proud
>still cannot update a single one of them in a modern manner
JUST TELL US THE NAME OF ANDROID N ALREADY
Does Google even let you come to the stage if you're not gay, trans or someone's wife's child?
>amazing apps
>on android
right
>>54619280
They did good though. People turned on Recommended Updates, Windows 10 is a recommended update, they got W10. Pretty simple.
>>54619279
I know, but this I/O still feels worse than previous ones. Oh well, I should have know what I was getting into.
>>54619291
RIP Google Wave
Before its time.
>>54619291
Google wave is what social networking should have been
ANDROID N
about fucking time
>>54619292
Trump will change that. You degenerates are fucked.
>>54619303
Nigger
>>54619292
You can do whatever you want at your home, idiot. No one can arrest you for smoking weed on your house.
>>54619291
/comfy/
it's the 60 Billion Cum downloads all over again
what could N possibly stand for?
Who is enjoying this Apple show? When does Steve Jobs come out?
>>54619303
NEW DELHI
>>54619310
Yeah I hear ya
I remember one I/O that talked all about Chrome OS
>>54619303
N
u
t
e
l
l
a
l
>>54619307
Ultra Super Deluxe Mega Flashlight
The brightest on the entire app-store.
so how is knock-knock supposed to be spontaneous?
will we be feeding their deep learning algorithms via natural human interaction? is skynet going to send butt raping bots after me?
>owning a google botnet GPS machine
>>54619304
Yes, if you don't poo in the loo
I-is this allo/duo shit what they hired Moot for?
Why can't they just talk about android?
That's the only thing I even care about.
Considering all of these innovative new Android apps, Android N should be called Nutjob.
Please test this shit for us for free. Thanks.
NIGGER
>dubdubdub
THEY HAVE NO NAME HAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY HAVE NO NAME HAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY HAVE NO NAME HAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY HAVE NO NAME HAHAHAHAHAHA
ANDROID NIGGER
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>>54619328
http://android.com/n
Android Nigger
android.com/n
>NameyMcNameFace
epic xd
>>54619318
WE CAN NAME IT NIGGER
DUB DUB DUB
Android Nigger xDxDxD
Let's ask the internet, what can possibly go wrong?
NIGGER
Android Nougat
4chin,
What name do we want?
Brain storm now.
>>54619345
thanks (You)
GoogleBotNet for new name.
http://android.com/n
I vote for "Negro", because soon we will all be slaves to Google.
Android Nigger xD
Android Nigger when
Android nugget
shitnugget
android.com/n
NIGGER
>>54619345
ANDROID NIGGER
andriod.com/templeos
NIG NOG
www.android.com/versions/name-n/
DO IT BOYS
ANDROID NIGGERS CONFIRMED
>>54619340
Oh, right. I wonder how designated the streets before their buildings are.
>java
>performance
MEME
E
M
E
>vulkan
welp
VULKAN
VULKAN CONFIRMED
YEAR OF LINUX CONFIRMED
>>54619319
>you can break the law in your own house noone can arrest you for breaking the law in your own house
ok
>>54619385
>Android OS
>it's a VM
Introducing Android 6.0 Nonsense
V U L K A N
U
L
K
A
N
An Indian name starting with N
>>54619401
I don't know what kind of shit country you live in, buy my Constitution explicitly says that, as long as you don't disturb anyone else, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT in your house.
>>54619410
ABSOLUTE
MA
DM
AA
NN
BACK TO JIT
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
"jit" compiler
fucking
Submit Negro.
It's a legitimate product.
>>54619418
Nasheed?
>>54619418
Nidhi
>>54619418
Naboo
Nabu
>>54619421
Murder people in your home
>legal
>>54619421
I want to do meth in my house.
>>54617658
>Security
>>54619421
>I don't know what kind of shit country you live in, buy my Constitution explicitly says that, as long as you don't disturb anyone else, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT in your house.
this is the single most stupid thing i've ever read on /g/
>>54619432
Nasheed isn't indian.
I think the answer is obvious.
Nougat
Screenshot this
>>54619431
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats
post your names fa.ms
>>54619425
Maybe this has something to do with Oracle case
>>54619432
>muslims
>>54619437
>star wars
>>54619456
kek
Just update V8 for ES6 already fuck
> more JIT bullshit
> Java
Android is truly the platform for Pajeets.
>>54619425
"Android is optimizing
1of 263"
>seamless updates
PANIC
NOOB
OOBN
OBNO
BNOO
Did they just announce enhanced DRM?
When is Google switching to Swift?
gotta get a weeb one accepted
>windows 10 style upgrades
great idea. no one ever complained about this. nice.
>>54619418
Nadra
>>54619458
BUILD WALL
>>54619442
>>54619447
http://infoleg.mecon.gov.ar/infolegInternet/anexos/0-4999/804/norma.htm
Article 19.
>>54619440
Your reading comprehension skills are shit.
>>54619484
No, chromebook style upgrades, which no one complains about
>>54619479
Swift is actually a decent language. If Google moves to something it's going to be something that's shit like Go.
>they clap for updates
Fucking monkeys
>>54619471
But that allows me to take a timeout and relax after installing some crackass hacked ROMs and getting my phone to boot.
>>54619458
>implying most people wont post nigger
>>54619418
niSHIThini
>android
>security
hahahahaha
Protecting 1 mill chrome users from tbp
GOOGLE INVENTED UPDATES
Google fanboys are just as bad as apple fanboys
>>54619456
>underrated
safet...botnet confirmed
>CANT INSTALL PIRATED APPS ANYMORE
GJROEIGJOERIJODIJ
>NO UNAUTHORIZED APPS GOYIM!!!
>security
http://blog.checkpoint.com/2016/05/09/viking-horde-a-new-type-of-android-malware-on-google-play/
>Give advice to experts:
>Umm, use HTTPS
Wow, who didn't know this already?
>>54619501
But there were actually rumors that Google might make Swift a first-class language on Android.
http://www.androidcentral.com/google-may-make-apples-swift-first-class-language-android
gotta pander to spanish audience
NO MATTER WHERE IT IS INSTALLED FROM, RIP FATE GO
they can remove apps from your phone?
what the hell?
>uninstall the app
>>54618733
kek
>WILL UNINSTALL THE APP WITHOUT PERMISSION
>Uninstall any app
here we go
It will be just android N
Everyone will be shitnmad lol
NO MATTER WHERE THEY WERE INSTALLED FROM
>HWHERE
>>54619530
>>54619531
Wat happen
>>54617658
>Google's fans
>We finally added a clear all button
Samsung has this already
automatic uninstalls fuck yeaaa
>>54619540
Kek
http://android.com/n
NAPALM
A
P
A
L
M
>>54619561
but touchwiz is le ebil
POST ZERODAYS
>>54619563
pls explain this.
Can you do remote uninstalls from a computer or something?
>>54619259
>you will never have a brown loli harem
RIP SAMSUNG
>Double tap to switch apps
>Clear all button
Have these not been in android for years?
>copying iOS features the presenation
wew
>>54619558
google can remotely uninstall ANY APP on your phone regardless of source if they claim it's a virus
BRING BACK CLOVER YOU NIGNOGS
wait so stock android does not have split-screen and clear all app windows built in?
>Android NACHOS
fucking this
I've had multi window since I had a fucking galaxy nexus with OMNI rom
>Book burning for apps
>Feature
Holy fuck doesn't TouchWiz have all this shit already?
>>54619585
only third-party ROMs
google likes to keep the base feature set very simple
>>54619590
Nope.
MM has a beta version of multi window, although it's pretty shit.
Remember to put enable Titanium Backup nightly backups of all apps and data before switching to N so that Google can't uninstall all of your shit.
>>54619601
So does cyanogenmod
it worked like this
That feature Samsung already had too.
>>54619601
Yes, but this time, it was implemented by competent people who actually know Android.
>>54619601
Yup.
>>54619585
They have been in cyanogenmod and some custom skins, but not aosp/base android
wow it's literally nothing. not a single feature that stands out.
SKIN TONE VARIATIONS
>skin tone variations
WE WUZ EMOJI N SHEIT
>more emojis
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
FUCKING EMOJIS
>>54619601
>>54619593
>>54619590
>>54619561
>I have no idea what a pure Nexus experience is like
![[Commie] Valkyrie Drive ~Mermaid~ - e06.mkv_snapshot_05.41_[2016.01.04_22.25.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0BAbH7v.jpg "[Commie] Valkyrie Drive ~Mermaid~ - e06.mkv snapshot 05.41 [2016.01.04 22.25.20]")
>>54619572
>>54619565
you're welcome senpai
NOT
nigger emojis confirmed
>Multi-tasking
>Multi-window
>Productivity
>E M O J I
>M
>O
>J
>I
God is dead.
>LEFT SHARK
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
> Skintone variations
I only post nigger hand now.
There really isn't a better option
>emojis
are you FUCKING SERIOUS?!
/pol/ emojis
NOT
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>SJW EMOJI
SJW EMOJI
>left shark emoji
MUH NOT YELLOW
Can I block 3rd worlder emojis? Shits getting way too bloated
>>54617658
NEXT GENERATION OF EMOJI
>all these /g/tards upset cause they don't have anyone to send emoji to
BETTER REPRESENTING WOMYN
>We need female representation in emojis!
>Quick, give them all wigs!
>I have to say that.
>...But it's true...!.............................HELP ME
>>54619629
Underrated meme
>>54619535
The only source for that is a random fucking idiot that has nothing to do with Google or core Android development.
>MAJOR NEW FEATURES
>none in the presentation
right
> faster AND more performant
Wow
>>54619629
best one yet
For moot.
"VR Mode"
>>54619636
>I know what Pajeets' poop tastes like
>>54619667
SHUT THE FUCK UP
anything actually good?
Here comes VR
lets make it an indian thing that begins with "n"
might as well submit to our overlords
Resistance is futile.
>>54619692
Poo hand emojis.
>>54619667
DELET THIS
Time for VR.
I also want to punch this guy in the face
>>54619667
>not sending emojis to your google chatbot friend
>CLAY
nexus 5 is kill
DEDICATED VR DEVICE POWERED BY GOOGLE WITH 6DOF TRACKING
>>54619667
kek
Do it faggot
>>54619691
I'll send emoji to you anon
eggplant splash splash ;)
TIME FOR VR
>>54619694
Namaste
>le VR experience
WHEN WILL THIS END
>>54619692
vulkan
This?
>>54619499
anyone use it to notice / complain?
I WORK FOR VR
>>54619692
NEW
EMOJIS
>yfw Google is about to crush Rift and Vive
google can harvest all my personal info so long as there is a dick sucking robot waifu before I die
>>54619710
android n is confirmed, just no previews
>>54619692
native dark theme
quick reply from notifications
quick app switch
native dpi scaling
clear all button
Quick setting tiles api
doze works while the phone is in motion.
>>54619722
Not so soon it seems...
>tfw G3 will never even get Marshmallow
>daydream
>killed off in 2 years
>>54619729
DELETE THIS
>>54619729
or this?
>>54619724
No one updates Android, and so people will keep running old out dated android that most people won't start supporting vulkan in their app because it is not worth it.
>>54619751
>native dark theme
Only took them two years, nice.
>>54619744
>for phones
no
Great. Just great. Amazing. Awesome.
The VR market is fragmented. Totally fucking fragmented. How could you buy one when all the software is incompatible with all the others?
Aren't there like 3 different Google things called daydream?
FFS, voice of this guy. He shouldn't choke on dick while talking on main stage
>>54619755
DELETE THIS!
Is the Oukitel K6000 Pro Daydream-Ready?
>>54619760
2late4u
>no standalone headset
Pathetic
Just show the new phoooones for fucks sake
VR PHONE CERTIFICATION
STANDARDIZED HMD AND CONTROLLER DESIGN
>its just cardboard
Is that how you pronouce ASUS? What on earth
>>54619783
you are going to be sorely disappointed
There's a fucking tornado going on between his fucking nose and the microphone or what the fuck?
So are the S7, G5, and HTC10 not Daydream ready?
kek
>A feature named daydreams already existed since 4.4
Is google not aware of their own feature names?
i could only see android VR being useful for porn..
>>54619783
They haven't used any new phones in any of the gay ass look at the google feature videos. No new phones here.
>>54619783
I don't think they've ever announced phones at I/O
who are these chads?
When are the going to announce the new Nexus?
>>54619797
How do you pronounce it?
>>54619797
I think it comes from the word "Pegasus"
>>54619722
you haven't tried the vive have you?
>There are going to be a lot of Daydream ready phones
No. Android is fragmented as fuck. We won't see applications like this for at least 20 years.
If you dare to submit one, it will be bombarded with 1Stars by the pootoloos who got it from a pirate pack and are pissed that it doesn't start at their Android 2.3 Poophone.
>tfw nobody gives away Cardboard for free anymore
NEXT
GEN
HEADBANDS
>>54619783
They're like the last phones except they slightly better specs. Who gives a fuck...
>>54619801
No, they want you to buy a new phone. They are bigger jews then Apple.
>>54619804
I tried Cardboard with VR Porn and holy shit, it's awesome.
Oh thank god.
As someone who owns a GearVR, having special requirements and an ecosystem for VR applications is absolutely needed.
Oculus Store has a requirement for all apps to run at 60 fps stable. Cardboard Apps are an un-optimized mess, and Google needs it.
Hey, that's my vibrator controller.
Literally Oculus Remote design.
PREGNANCY TEST
It's a Wiimote.
>vr apps list
>no porn app
>wiimote 2.0
Finally, I can make pancakes
Going for that Wind Waker style I see.
LINK
START!!
>>54619838
I'm going to need it after this rape.
>>54619829
>tfw GearVR probably won't be compatible with this
>>54619838
>>54619843
What is this?
So this...... is the power...... of vulkan.........
>it's the wii
>10 years later
>that you can't play with other people
>>54619844
If there are porn apps I will buy one.
>>54619804
This. You know they have no use case when they start showing shitty fucking mini games nobody wants to play.
>i can't fuck my waifu with this
>>54619827
>They are bigger jews then Apple
Let's not get carried away
jesus christ just make AR real already for fuck's sake
I've always wanted to go fishing on my N64
SO... THIS IS THE POWER OF SMARTPHONES... wow
>>54619863
PORN
>>54617658
>Wii? I dont know such a thing
>5 minute gimmick games
It's shit.
true fact
>>54619850
Nah it's a generic low-poly art style, probably to hide the specs being shit.
>>54619861
Fuckin this. Plus costs 5x as much.
>what vr is about
yeah. it's 3d porn and jerking yourself to chun-li riding a massive cock.
>>54619864
yet
>>54619835
Except Oculus fucked up and it doesn't have a touchpad or any motion control. It's just a dumb remote worth nothing.
>PAID VR CONTENT
Are you ready to pay $2.99 per video?
When will the companies give up on VR? It is not feasible, it is not practical and it is not comfortable.
They sound way too much like the average Keynote.
What's the fucking point on watching TV or movies on this shit?
Could be good news for Nintendo, closer chance to have their wii titles on tablet / mobile sooner.
vidya
>we've been working with evil jews and literally who developers
MFW
>Google is ripping off Apple
>Nothing innovative
>Every app they have feels contrived and useless
>Apple does presentations better
>Boring
>>54619899
Other people can steal your wallet on the train more easily.
DRM
goyim
>virtual movie theater
what's the fucking POINT
DRM VIDEO SUPPORT! THANK YOU JEWS
>>54619882
And still it's only getting "just below 20 MS frame time"....
Which means that the jank will be awful, ruin the experience immediately.
60fps is hardly enough for VR, and they admitted that they didn't even meet that.
>>54618246
underrated kek
Anything regarding music? Started to watch pretty late.
>>54619916
to watch movies with maki
>>54619897
honestly as a fan of imax I'm glad we may finally be able to get versions of tdk / tdkr that aren't cut off at the top and bottom (full imax format)
so at least there's that, thanks vr
>>54619916
>>54619899
VR outside of Rift/Vive, this is literally 90% of what you're going to be doing
There's something more light-hearted about the snark here on /g/ than the snark I'm seeing on Twitter.
Maybe it's because everybody here is anonymous.
>>54619925
Not yet
VR is the future but the current implementation is a joke, literally no better than what we had in the mid-90s
>>54619787
Now i can play my guitar, bass, apps for synthesizer, drums and whatever on bugdroid with low latency?
>YouTube redesigned
Polymer confirmed
wow it was fucking nothing
and I do mean nothing
what a waste of time
NO DEVELOPMENT KIT HARDWARE
KEKKKKK
>>54619908
Very nice. But their presentations are being held outside.
>>54619770
Also
>Vive and Rift cost $800 and $600
>You need a modern powerful PC to use them properly
>They realized anything worse leads to poor VR experience
>People who want to quickly cash in build cheap headsets
>Uses your phone
>Will obviously result in poor VR experience
>Users will dismiss VR as meme and it will go down the same road as 3D TVs
>>54619916
full imax
>>54619864
Just put that tiny control inside a onahole.
Bam, now you can fuck her.
WATCHES ARE TECHNOLOGY
>100 different watches
>sold one of each
>>54619812
usually in the fall.
booooo
>Cardboard 2.0
Well that was disappointing.
>two dot oh
JUST
>dot
An impressive collection of gaudy nouveau riche watches.
>>54617795
Looks like a fair mix of whites, asians, and pajeets.
somewhat worrying that current nexus devices weren't stated as being daydream ready.
sent ;)
>>54619943
No one actually believes this, right?
This is look like Google saleyard
Where are the fucking new techs?
>The most important role of your watch is staying connected to what matters
NO
IT'S TO FUCKING TELL TIME
WHAT THE FUCK???
check em
>>54619916
also very useful for long plane rides or whatever
there's plenty of room for mobile vr stuff that isn't video games. but hey if all you really want are crappy shovelware games you can get a vive today
>watches
JUST
>Tag Huehue and Michael Kors
dogshitting this hard
>>54619812
They may announce nexus 7 2016
What happened to Louie CK?
2.0 IT'S BETTER
BECAUSE 2.0 IS GREATER THAN 1.0
LET ME PAUSE SO YOU CAN CLAP
AYY LMAO
RIPPING OFF STEVE JOBS
Google needs to die aleady
>>54617931
Wow, this has become The Verge or what? I don't give a shit of Google I/O, I just came here to know how they would call Android N.
>stock information on your watch
hahahaha wow fuck this shit i'm out who needs this
>All this software bloat
They should've called it quits after KitKat or maybe Lollipoop.
>>54619916
>>54619899
Welcome to VR
https://youtu.be/zcqf2t8pHJE
>>54619990
kek
>>54619997
his shit got fucked up
watch keyboard
>>54619999
>>54620000
QUADS TELL ETERNAL TRUTH
>>54619956
While we are sitting in the dirt and being tied to our mememachines, our kids will be able to walk outside into the nature, strap on their fucking VR PoS thing and enjoy the fun outside.
Fml I want that too ;_;
>>54619999
>>54620000
Dub quads for all the truths.
>handwriting
are we going back in time
There was an attempt.
>>54619999
>>54620000
Splendid
>Please clap
please clap, please...
What have I missed so far lads?
>>54619956
Luckily, that's not going to happen.
I have a powerful PC but I'm not getting a Vive, because it's too expensive at the moment while not providing any real games.
However, I tried Google Cardboard and even let me parents play with it. My mother liked it and my dad really loved it and found it interesting and spent a day trying out different apps. And that while using the shitty cardboard plastic lenses which smear the image.
>The text gets recognized automatically
>It didn't
>>54619963
full circle
it was so simple
This is getting very close to getting booed
>>54619999
>>54620000
Dub quads use your meme magic to make it happen
GOOGLE IS THE MILLENNIAL VERSION OF BELL LABS. THIS GENERATION NEEDS TO COMMIT MASS SUICIDE.
So I'm blaring music from my watch? Is there a port?
moot when?
I need a daydream ready phone to watch ISIS beheading videos on.
>it took two tries
this is so so bad
He just said, not turning it off, will turn it off completely.
>>54620066
bluetooth earbuds goy
>>54620069
2edgy
>this song
>no one claps
>>54620065
good post, i read it
His phone.... was turned... off?
>Marques BrownleeVerified account
@MKBHD
>Android Wear 2.0 let's you put any app on any watch face. That's actually pretty dope.
Why dont you conform /g/?
This was Wear 2.0? Holy shit good bye smart watches.
>>54619999
>>54620000
Nice.
Very nice.
>>54620068
I would kek so hard if he strolled out and announced something.
>>54620015
Hahaha... Wow. This was not what I was expecting. Thank you for sharing.
>>54620066
I would assume that it's for Bluetooth headphones.
All of these anons getting BTFO by google i/o again
pro-tip: you want to watch the october event, not this one
man, standalone phones on your wrist
finally
>turkroaches
JUST
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
home is the street you poop in
ABOO
SJWoogle
> Syrian refugee sub story in tech keynote
>>54620082
>>54620103
Yuck.
MUSLIM REFUGEES
MUSLIM REFUGEES
MUSLIM REFUGEES
MUSLIM REFUGEES
>syrian refugees
OH FUCK
>Syrian migrant
Umm.
Suck it Apple.
>REFUGEE PROPAGANDA
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
PANJEET MAKES A CAMEO!
FUCKING REFUGEES
>>54619990
>please clap
mmm...nah
> Refugee sob story
> Vote Hillary dumb goys
I hate Google.
Oy vey, shame the goyim! Tell them about the poor refugees!
Never forget... the refugees!
>refugees
REEEEEEEEEE
>REFUGEESHIT AGAIN
FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REFUGEEEEEEEES RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
build your houses, but stay the fuck out of the media I consume FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>le refugee sob story
pottery
This show is fucking bs
>playing the refugee card
Wow can u not
FUCKING SYRIANS GTFO OF MY COUNTRY
>Keep building.
The only thing we need to be building is a wall
RAPEFUGEES
>>54620108
> Watch getting to 100C
> Battery life of 2 hours
> 7" watches
> finally
TIDUS
>>54620120
The battery life is probably going to be completely awful
>Syrian migrants should fuck off to Turkey
~Google, 2016
>>54620117
literally spat out my pasta fuck im a degenerate fuck
google needs to burn
>>54617658
>Fugee
>>54620150
Fuck off Trump
>>54620115
The fuck is that little black box on the left?
Make a switch to Apple now before it's too late.
Why is /g/ so racist?
>>54620115
One of those is actually a Mi Max in the hands of Hugo Barra.
100% Polymer incoming.
Titus?
>>54620132
Wut? They really shill for hillary? I missed it.
just joined
am I on the wrong video or what?
JOHN TITUS
JOHN TITUS
JOHN TITUS
JOHN TITUS
>i've created an app to coordinate terrorist attacks for my fellow syrians.
I think thi Daydream thing is pretty neat. VR is bullshit nobody will want to spend Hundreds of bucks for a vive or oculus. But for simple little game that you wil play a couple of hour, a mobile phon ewith cardboard is perfect
Well my next phone is going to be the 6S.
>>54620168
Poo goes in loo
this guy has the face and mind of a greek surfing god and the body of a weaboo
>tfw 6.5 inch wrist
>will never be able to wear smartwatch
>>54620177
>not accepting refugees
America, it's 2016, C O M E O N.
>>54620168
Fuck off Leddit.
>>54620166
GoPro Session
>progressive web apps
ok fuck this o'm out
>>54620188
>implying you have a Nexus and will get the update
>>54620175
They showed a picture of her doing charity or some shit earlier.
ALIEXPRESS
/CSG/ CONFIRMED
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=appocalypse
>loads almost instantly
>but without ads
>lost 2000 viewers after the rapefugee
kek
>>54620171
God damn it, faggot google.
>>54620171
>regressive web apps
Lets fuck the www up a little bit more.
>>54620177
Sadly not
>>54620115
you can see the disgust
>steph
STEPH
SHE'S EVEN CUTER
>women in tech
fucking lol
>>54620207
>im steph, I was hired because I have a pussy
>Girls can't be developers
/g/ completely and utterly blown the fuck out
Stephanie pls be my girlfriend
WEW LADS
THOSE TITTIES
stephanie saad muhammad chutberson
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
>introducing yourself as an acronym
DROPPED
>>54620205
oh fuck google
I'm not even watching but I feel like shitposting.
> FUCK OFF POOS IN LOOS XDDDD
>>54620234
>that sweater
BONER
O
N
E
R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYKIsJwi2c
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/clinton-email-google-sought-overthrow-of-syrias-assad/article/2586300
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-syria-rebels-defection-hillary-clinton-emails-wikileaks-a6946121.html
based steph
>>54620247
They are one of her donors if I remember correctly
>>54620250
POO
>Emulators are faster than the physical device
Stop chatting shit
>>54620171
>Poolymer
>>54620201
But I do have a Nexus, but I'm not getting the next update.
HEAVY BREATHING
Who is your waifu rebecca or steph?
man you guys are so obviously under 18 that it isn't even funny
Gotta say I want to fondle those boobs of hers.
What did I miss?
>espresso test code
fucking hipsters
>test recording
good stuff
>Here is an incrimental build with only real time compiling
>CLOUD
>>54620262
Doesn't surprise me that they are backing a corrupt bitch
That test recording sounds really good.
I need to go take a shit.
Do you guys think I will miss something interesting?
>>54620247
It's no secret that Eric Schmidt is very close with the Clinton's and a lot of the DNC.
>layout almost like xcode
wew
>>54620275
Quit being gay I'm watching a qt talk about app development
This doesn't happen every day
>Syrian refugee pandering
>Progressive apps
>Muh professional womyn
It's actually quite disgusting how much "progressive" agenda they are propagating.
Visual Studio is still better desu.
>>54620287
You might miss more liberal propoganda
I <3 Steph :3
WHERE THE FUCK IS PROJECT ARA
>>54620274
Rebecca will forever be my waifu
Could have rolled this out before I did my project lads
>>54620280
Unit testing isn't exactly hipster, it's very useful.
That goyim plundering smile...
>YOUR APP COMPILES ITSELF, IT WRITES ITSELF, AND EVERYTHING IS ALREADY DONE, WHY EVEN PROGRAM YOU FUCKING HIPSTER
Would fuck the MILF
>>54620294
Not for android development
>>54620291
Well, Xcode is good and Android Studio is still a mess.
>>54620298
this!
>>54620292
>straight from FUCKING REFUGEES to OMFG TITTIES
don't act like these are unrelated events
Steph is making my apk so big
>>54620287
>more emojis
>another chat app
>>54620274
That's a tie, steph is hotter but I know a guy called stef you pointed a gun at me once
Hey, whats making my dick so big
>>54620306
lol
>>54619990
checked
>street smarts
>>54620274
Fuck Rebecca marry steph
Then keep seeing steph on the side
You know steph is into some freaky shit in the bedroom
>>54620294
>Visual Bloat Studio
>>54620303
espresso triggers me
>>54620306
WOW
O
W
Dropped!
I already know it'll be Nougat!
>>54620281
wtf is panjeet holding on the left
>Java
C++ SUPPORT LADS
>>54620334
Understandable
>>54620291
I approve.
>working on graphics heavy things like games, er and apps
what
>java8 syntax
yeah only 2 years late but no problem we have more emojis xDxDxD
The fuck is this moon garbage
Who cares about this shit
Le coder face
>>54620337
GoPro Session.
>>54620310
>Xcode is good
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
>>54619990
>that muslim with the polaroid cube camera
top
fuckin
kek
> Can't compile my app in gcc
>>54620329
she looks to be a dominatrix,
whipping people into shape
ONE MORE THING
>>54620337
That's the iPhone SE
>ONE LAST THING
why does this guy look like bruce jenner?
>>54620330
Give me a better IDE then.
>*tip*
>botnetbase.io
Cloudshit...
>>54620367
ANOTHER THING FUCKERS
>>54620364
>steph will never put out a cigarette on your chest while telling you how worthless you are
;_;
g in a nutshell
>>54620369
KEK
>one more thing
I'm ready to be disappointed
>>54620360
Xcode is shit but I'd write Swift in Notepad before I settled for Java shit in Android Studio.
EARN MONEY
GOAT APP CONFIRMED
Holy shit someone make them stop
>>54620388
Whites in the front, darks in the back.
>>54620274
who the fuck is Rebecca?
>>54620388
not enough traps
BotnetBase
The botnet grows.
>>54620388
too many women and not enough fedoras
>>54617888
Yes. /g/ can't argue, it's always the same shit:
>someone said something I disagree with
>cuck/fedora/autist/Pajeet
The insults don't even need to make sense. You can call someone a cuck without any relation to the concept.
I've been meaning to leave this place, but Reddit isn't much better. I'd just be swapping "le cuck maymay" with "I fucking love science xD".
Oy VEY what do we have here?
>>54620330
vim + cargo
>>54620396
DO YOU NOT WANT ADS IN YOUR APPS GOYIM? ADS HELP YOU BE A GOOD CONSUMER.
Free botnet, nice, dude!
>free and unlimited
oy vey
Wait what's this they're announcing I wasn't paying attention
>>54620398
That guy picking his nose.
>>54620418
STFU you cuck.
>tfw no project ara
>>54619768
Microsoft needed more
did he say free? I tuned out.
Man this fucking sucks
Where is the hardware?
>>54620444
Free, as long as your pay for Goyimbase.
So not free.
>>54620434
the seek bar is there for a reason
>>54620457
That's not until october retard
>>54620418
Just mix hackernews, smaller niche subreddits and /g/. All of them have pros and cons and get boring if you spend too much time with them.
>>54620457
its google io shitstick, no h/w
Can't this guy talk like anyone would normally do? It looks like he boasts of a botnet OS, I'm confused :$
I didn't follow this stuff.
What is daydream?
>>54620454
she looks desu senpai
>>54620454
If that is Rebecca I much prefer Steph.
>>54620454
She looks like those crazy Yandere types in my chinese cartoons.
>Rebecca will never lock you up in her basement and fuck you for 3 days straight
>>54620463
Yeah but then I can't shitpost live with /g/ anon
>>54620454
Can't handle the sass
>>54620457
Google Home. Tablets and Phones don't get announced at IO and haven't for like four damn years. Try to keep up.
It's supposed to end in 15 minutes, right? Welp, they better be good.
>>54620474
vr shit
>>54620362
Where?
c-c-come b-back I f-f-fixed my apppppp!! - Pajeet
>no hardware
>botnet livingroom edition
>android nigger with no features
>le vr maymay
>developer snorefest
wow. tim cook is laughing his ass off right now.
>>54620457
October, as usual. It's always like this
I've only skinned the surface.
>>54619859
Seconding
>>54620474
When you think of something without paying attention to anything. Like when dreaming, but during the day.
NEW GIRL ELLIE
HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH TTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>KIKEus
Nice bra outline
Ellie isnt cute, what is this shit
>>54620484
Nexus 7.
>>54620492
the only guy in the picture holding a black cube....
her nipples are erect
ELLIE HAS CURVES
ellie looks like a hillary voter
>>54620454
inb4 ellie waifu fags.
Make apps great again!
DUDE NIPPLES LMAO
ANOTHER MILF A RED HEAD
GOT A CRAZY BONER
Holy shit what a cutie
Dem hips
>>54620526
SJW
>apps
>Apps
>APPS
just fuck off already
>buzzfeed
Steph > Rebecca > Ellie
or
Ellie > *
?
>>54620398
fucking lel
that's actually the typical look of women that got waaay too much sun...see California, Florida, Colorado Springs
>>54620527
UHH WANNA SEE MY WOMAN CARD?
so webapps 2.0?
>Android Instant Apps
creative
MUH FAKE APP HTML
>INSTANT APPS
HELLO SIR PLS INSTALL VIRUS THANKS :))
>>54620520
Give up the HD screencaps, plox
cool now u dont even need to download the botnet.
Android Instant SCAMS
~>>>[ANDROID]<<<~
~>>>[INSTANT]<<<~
~>>>[APPS]<<<~
ANDROID
INSTANT
APPS
>buzzfeed
"You want users to access your apps more quickly"
I don't want to access your apps
>buzzfeed
>Android Instant Apps
so literally a website in a browser
>>54620493
>AAAp is now really flaashlight aap dat is fahstest on aap store. Do one thing: Buy premium flaashlight, so you can do blink entia morrs-code when it's de needful.
>>54617658
THICK
Awful dress that Ellie chose...
>>54620554
Rebecca > Ellie > Steph
>>54620554
ellie > steph > rebecca
>Instant apps
some fucking creative name
Make her Google Milf of the Moth.
>Run any app instantly
>We call this…
>Android Instant Apps
Did you take the entire afternoon to come up with the name?
>>54620521
Now she looks angry
>>54620521
i like her hair
Wow that actually is quite impressive
OH SHIT NIGGAS
great a new attack vector
based ellie putting ioscucks on suicide watch
so they stole the idea from Chromer/Flynx
THIS
IS
SO
BORING
DID GOOGLE LOSE THEIR INNOVATION?
I can only imagine how much of an annoying bitch Ellie is. Almost feel sorry for that Pajeet.
I bet Ellie isn't wearing anything under that dress
kinda cool
Remember when they announced delta updates on one of the previous I/Os? I bet this will end up just like this.
Why is it using the KitKat interface???
>>54620580
fuck you steph best girl
They should hire Terry Davis
GOOGLE FUCKING SUCKS
APPLE MASTER RACE
Why is this bitch not wearing a bra?
THOSE HIPS HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>oreo cookie and cream puff
>>54620474
Screensaver
>will anyone read this
yes
>I didn't even have to install it
>Or grant it any permissions
>IT JUST WORKS
I feel like this could get abused really easily
>>54620558
ahahahaha if that thing is real
then I dunno, have lost all hope already
>>54620600
What?
Only thing so far that I would use.
>Want to open website
>Suddenly an app opens
Great idea.
>And it was so fast!
Surely not just because you're presenting the feature and it would make a bad impression if it didn't.
>>54620616
yeah steph > all
KitKat
>>54620603
K E K
E
K
>finally getting rid of the "INSTALL THE APP FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE" bullshit
p cool, hope it works
GOOGLE INVENTED DLLS
OMG LIKE 2 WHOLE MINUTES
>>54620587
lel isn't she so creative!!!!1!!!!!11
I'm so glad we have more women in tech
do you guys not notice whats happening here?
your phone is now "the cloud"
your phone and everything you do is inside the botnet. data usage is gonna go up so much
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WRITE GUIS USING WEB TECHNOLOGY AND THE BACKGROUND LOGIC SHOULD BE IN SOMETHING C/C#/C++/Obj-C
WHY AM I ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54620628
irony (among other things like double standards) are lost on the left
Mindless consumption is easier than ever!
>>54620627
Don't worry about security goyim. Ignore those CVEs.
>>54620576
top kek m8
>>54620634
HOLY SHIT they are running that on KitKat.
>>54620621
Post pic.
Great, now I can't park if I don't have an ANDROID(TM) phone!!
APPLE MASTER RACE
>>54620609
Wrong. The way she moves my guess is an anal plug for sure.
Why do I suddenly want an iPhone?
Allo app icon guys!
>>54620647
>data usage is gonna go up so much
to be fair this is a limitation of our shitty monopolistic data providers, not google
>>54620611
toppest of kek
I actually laughed out loud.
>>54620629
Wannabe skiddie, ignore him.
>>54620669
>54620669
TERRIBLE
E
R
R
I
B
L
E
>americucks can now go in credit debt in 2 taps
>>54620667
Cause you're a fag
>>54620628
Oh, it's absolutely real.
https://shop.hillaryclinton.com/products/the-woman-card
>>54620674
Yeah and they're making the problem worse.
>>54620627
6.0+ asks for permissions as apps try accessing them baka
>back compat to jelly bean
nice nice
>2016
>muh kitkat
>>54620611
I like how they're both trying to kill the web with instant apps and trying to make it better with progressive web apps.
How unfocused are they?
>>54620648
fairly standard senpai
>>54617906
India will be superpower by 2020.
>>54620683
what the genuine fuck
WEBDEVS
B
T
F
O
"The web is the future!"
"Muh low friction!"
It's over. Enjoy unemployment.
whats the point of instant apps is it like a demo
>>54620674
you have to pay more and use more battery so you can sell you life to the google jews
im so happy i changed to ios. kek
>>54620616
LOW TEST
PAJEET MY SON....
POO
If A is Allo
B is ?
C is ?
D is Duo
....?
What is with that Pajeet
>>54620687
no, they're not
the future is limitless data, everything should be developed within that framework otherwise we are gimping progress because of artificial pricing structures
i cant understand this pajeet..
>>54620694
>How unfocused are they?
Too many departments trying to promote their own shit instead of working together.
See: Chrome OS vs. Android.
PAJEET IS BACK
pajeet is back wuu
>>54617658
Pajeet is back
ABOOO POO
POO
O O
OOP
Jerry showed up!
>>54620648
Obj-C? Haha, no.
What about WebAssembly?
>>54620678
>i don't understand
>better call him a skiddie
>Sundir comes back on stage
LOW ENERGY AS FUCK.
Where can I cop that jacket /g/?
how old is ellie? 35?
>drive-by fart apps
PAJEET MY SON
>>54620689
desu this gets a bit annoying
My Sony phone asks 3 permissions whenever I try to use a different camera mode
> android instant apps
We're evolving <noun> to run <adjective> we call it:
*noun*adjective*
>>54620706
>you have to pay more
I have unlimited data
EVERYBODY SHUT UP
POST MORE PICS OF ELLIE
>Even more Google Clowns
POO
O O
OOL
>look I have an hexagon it's modern!
well
>>54620706
>you have to pay more
Maybe in India, Pajeet.
SPECIALIZED POO STREETS
>>54620701
it's a way to finally use all those websites that have their own specific apps and keep bugging you to install them despite it being pointless and no one actually gets that shit
TPUs
Toilet paper units
poo in the loo
Nothing interesting got out from Google so far. Only stronger botnet and *safety network" remote app uninstallations
>>54620744
C++ written fart app when
Pajeet, my son...
Your wallet hurts now
You must choose where to release
Beautiful and clean IOS?
Or Designated Android Device?
>...
ANCIENT CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pajeet just fuck off
>tfw no one to play GO with you
>no subtitles ;_;
this is scary desu
>>54620770
KEK
E E
KEK
What the fuck is TPU?
Apart from muh botnet and the Google home I'm really digging into this
I'm so sick of fucking Go
POO PROCESSOR UNITS
PPU
Holy shit why are tech ceo's about as charismatic as a fucking pinata
What is TPU
What is move 37
What is this game
>google making AI for CSGO
All these lies.
We made Games like WoW, created the source universe, UT universe etc. and he claims we were too stupid to make a board game.
We just thought other shit is much more fun. And we were right.
PPU
POO PROCESSOR UNITS
>>54620794
Thermal Processing (Management) Unit
>AlphaGo made a creative move
Shit, the ghost in the machine is already here.
We're all gonna die.
kill them with fire!!
>robot condom
WE'RE ALL DEAD
DEAD
DEAD
DEAD
TP is usually toilet paper
It's like toilet paper underground for indians or somefeng
>>54619713
Nice
Creepy
HAL?
Google is literally going to take all the jobs
DABABEDIG DEBIBOBAGI
Why the stream is not working?
INSTANT
MALWARE
APPS
BUTLERIAN JIHAD WHEN?!
DOWN WITH ROBOTS
WE NEED HUMAN CALCULATORS AND LABOUR, NOT ROBOTS
We are all going to die.
>in the future crane games will play themselves
>>54620845
Computers taking over.
WHAT ABOUT PROJECT ARA
DEDEGDING x--DDDDDD
Can Indians understand each other?
>>54620794
Tensor processing unit
https://people.rit.edu/pnveme/EMEM851n/constitutive/tensors_rect.html
These algos on an ASIC
TOTAL POO UNITS
>>54620846
Oh shit
>>54620843
LMAO
>hellcare
this guy shouldnt be speaking english in front of a large audience like this.
usual investor bait
>>54620861
how creative
>>54620843
Spoordo
WE DON'T NEED SUPER INTELLIGENT AI
END OF THE WORLD
N
D
OF
WORLD
3/10 at best.
>>54620850
moar
It's over
NO DEDICATED VR HEADSET
rip?
>>54620864
Either you're retarded, or you're joking.
He speaks pretty clearly, didn't hear like 3 words or something total.
I should have gone into finance. People like this deserve to get fucked in the ass.
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING CRAP IVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING CRAP IVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING CRAP IVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING CRAP IVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING CRAP IVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE
Is it over?
that's it? nothing more?
>>54619921
below 20ms latency, not frame time
genius
Kinda lame
WWDC will blow them out of the water
>AI learns how to do basic human tasks
>THINK ABOUT WHAT RESEARCHERS COULD DO WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF AI
???
someone pls upload webms of ellie
I'm in, late to the party?
I hate this. Fuck this.
I wanted to see something. I was looking forward to this. Damn it.
If you found this boring you're a typical /g/onsumer sheep and not a developer making money.
>>54620885
the subtitles are also surprisingly accurate, I'm not sure if they've prepared them beforehand but if that's the case I don't see how "Show me" could end up as "Xiaomi"
>>54620903
Yes please
>>54620882
NoPooOnLoo
>>54619986
/g/ could be that stupid
>>54620890
What more were you expecting?
>>54620906
Yeah keynote just finished
>>54620899
This camera
>people forgetting I/O goes on for a few days and the good shit is on show floor
BOOM CLAP SOUND OF POO LOO
>>54620908
The only developer thing I was interested by were the Android Studio upgrades.
>>54620899
>$100B company
>can't afford proper camers
A syrian 'refugee' blew himself up couple blocks further. They're just emptying the stage and bringing everyone into safety.
Well that was incredibly underwhelming.
>>54620901
The AI robot can pick up blocks though. Just imagine what it will do next.
So, Nnnnnnnew name, C++ on Android, pseudooptimization (I predict real world performance will underwhelm again), VR remote and that's basically it?
A new messenger, but it's broken I guess, or are there versions for each OS?
>>54620901
I use robotics in my work and not having to program movement in minutiae would be a fucking godsend
m-mods?
>>54620914
Heard rumour about nexus tablet(s) (2016)
>>54620934
Jerk me off hopefully, robowaifus are gonna need arms, you know..
rip thread
>>54620908
Other than the short blurb about Android Studio and C++ and Java upgrades there was absolutely nothing interesting to developers.
>>54620953
That's
NOT UNTIL OCTOBER
It's like you idiots think WWDC is when Apple announces hardware
>>54620953
Hardware is in October, they never do hardware at I/O, it's the developers conference.
>>54620953
They don't do hardware at this I/O. That's in 2nd one in the fall.
No sticky no more. Down the loo we go.
>>54620881
She has a lot of feet photos.
Dont know why https://plus.google.com/+RebeccaMichael
Was anything said about making Chrome OS an actual viable OS?
>mfw people watched this for an hour in hopes for new hardware
>mfw they had no clue what I/O was about
>mfw I can't post my face because image limit is reached
Even in 20 years. people will still start shitposting about poo whenever any reference to india is made.
This thought fill me with joy.
>>54620980
Of course not.
GOOGLE IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>>54620955
wait why haven't I heard that before? AI sex toys?
Could someone post the liveticker or some sum up?
>>54620966
Except Apple does announce hardware at WWDC
https://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=GOOG
>>54621014
That's some way ahead unfortunately. Mostly in robotics because I imagine the AI needed is minimal. The problem is lifelike hands that will be waterproof, feel like skin, and not be full of noisy motors. They also need to be lightweight. Fortunately the field of prosthetics will get us there.
Google Home page is down again lmao
>>54621044
I called this
>>54618668
>>54620966
WWDC 2006: Mac Pro introduced
WWDC 2008: iPhone 3G intro
WWDC 2009: 13" MacBook Pro (product) and 15" MacBook Produced, iPhone 3GS
WWDC 2010: iPhone 4
Google I/O 2016:
Speaker
>>54620968
>>54620972
Alrighty
>>54620978
Thanks for this link
you people are dumb as fuck
almost everything in this thread is wrong and exists for no reason. humans, i suppose. good work.
sage
>>54621083
No problem.
>>54621095
Not falling for your jewish trick you sickening AI.
>>54621044
eh, would be the opposite had they announced a line of hardware, whatever
>>54619181
>for infringing a trademark
So can Google's deep learning AI be used to solve captchas?
>>54618025
On planet retard
