https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0
10 minutes left.
Thoughts? Predictions?
>>54617658
>Predictions?
Nothing interesting and a bunch of boring, barely English presentations from disgusting shit skins that need to be deported.
Every time I watch Google I/O it makes me want to go buy a fucking iPhone.
I hope there is some cringe. As usual Sundai will say millions watching online when it's never more than 50k.
Google VR
Google Home
Xiaomi Android TV
Lenovo Tango/VR Phone
>>54617708
>>54617713
>meanwhile Apple keynotes are based and fun to watch thanks to Craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM-4Va_RkGE
I expect them to talk about stuff they don't have to actually do. Muh better backend, muh better AI, muh moar cores for your searches. Stuff to basically keep investors happy even though it's gonna be a dull year.
Hoping they will talk about project ara, doubt it will actually happen though.
NEW NEXUS PHONES WHEN
>>54617658
1 fucking minute!!!
qt alert
>>54617708
You mean immigrants that worked hard and are more successful than all of /g/?
OH it hasn't started yet, haha. I opened up some tech blogs and was like "THERES 10 MINUTES LEFT AND THEY HAVENT RELEASED ANYTHING HOLY SHIT GOOGLE IS DEAD!"
Anyway, VR shit.
Botnet IO begins...
Amelie confirmed.
Who is this chad?
>>54617808
Whatever you say Pajeet.
>pleb versions of the long string instrument making shitty new age spa music
disgusting
Neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFm4s50PnmY
>>54617795
almost everyone?
Normal Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0
360 Degree Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFm4s50PnmY
I just want to see one attractive white presenter.
>>54617820
Is this a fucking concert? Why is it outside!?
Ryan Reynolds?
>>54617857
Guy and girl rubbing strings...
this intro is a message
they are telling us that they are already controlling all the strings
we cyberpunk now
IT'S HAPPENING
>>54617866
l-lewd
Sergey Brin already apologized on Twitter for the white musicians and the lack of diversity in the auidence. LMAO
This is quite surreal.
>>54617826
Is this all you faggots can say when you have no argument?
It's official, Google have gone full Samsung circa 2012. Nothing better than bizarre tech conferences.
This is an Android VR event.
http://9to5google.com/2016/05/16/what-to-expect-google-io-2016/
PAJEET
Just sayin' 8-(|)
POO
PAKIS OUT
POO LOO WOOOOOOO
POO
IN
THE
LOO
>>54617901
MY SON
Based PAJEET has improved his accent a lot.
WE STICKY NOW
Damn, i hate the poo in loo accent.
ENGLISH SUBTITLES?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND CURRY
>>54617888
What is there to argue about? You take pride in being a Pajeet and I think you're a disgusting animal.
>>54617913
He really hasn't.
He just said deloper instead of developer.
>LARGEST DEV POPULATION
>CHINA
also
>The thread is now a sticky.
Posting in a sticky thread. Thanks mods.
Microphone Audio Quality
And androidfags call apple pooloos
>>54617924
There are more Pajeets than Americans and Anglos. Curry is the real English now.
>Sticky
>this wind noise
it's not going to stop is it? they didn't think this through did they
He needs to fix his shit mic.
WHY IS THE SUBTITLES SCREAMING AT ME
MUSLIMS OUT
WAIFUS IN
What's a woyce query?
>>54617939
The whole industry is run by poos.
"Obama"
>What is fracking?
DONALD TRUMP
>>54617936
I just realized he was saying queries not currys.
that donald tr... on the current searches
How can I become a CEO like Pajeet?
poo in the loo
de yello kwerees are worce kewerees
This mic noise is terrible, not sure if I can watch it for much longer
>>54617930
But he has. He used to talk much worse before. I said he improved, not that he has a perfect pronunciation now.
they are buying hyperloop confirmed
Enjoy your tracking devices guys.
indian accents are so fucking gay lmao
>beep areas of computer science
what did he mean by this
irony
posting in a sticky
HUG COLLECTING
>tfw no hugs
>>54617994
I don't think thats what he actually said.
Who the fuck knows.
>We automatically ad noise
Are they going to blame the wind on that?
Did you hear that /g/
The noisy background is intentional.
kek is his dog having a seizure?
>wideos
CAT VIDEOS BTFO
Man this guy actually is shit at speaking
Reminder that java is the best programming language.
>>54618011
*hugs you*
DOG VIDEOS
yet they can't translate him into english
ENGLISH TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH CONFIMRED
If they don't announce a replacement for Java I'm buying an iPhone.
>>54618028
rekt
>>54618026
*grabs your ass*
BOTNET ASISTANT.
>Indian intellectual
Clippy?
CLIPPY 3.0
>>54618011
YES ANOTHER FUCKING USELESS ASS ISTANT!
For the record you can turn on subtitles if you're having trouble understanding him
MAKE ME, DADDY!
lel he's got an accent XDD
CONVERSATIONS... WITH DOGS?
When we can get Pajeet to english translation?
I rage everytime i hear those currys talking.
Where and when can I buy google assistant?
>>54618037
KYAAA SEKUHARA!
>>54618025
That would be C#. Sorry kid.
>>54618032
There's no way they'll replace Java, the best you can hope for is they offer a ported JVM -> DVM language, perhaps like Scala.
>>54618046
feels bad man
who developed the reverend
ANDROID 7.0 CONFIRMED
the poo in loo accent makes me mad.
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ANISH KAPOOR?
TELL ME WHO DERETEDEREVENANT
>>54618070
That would be Go.
>>54618080
lel butthurt white boi :^)
Who /googleioextended/ here?
poo in the loo hall
>O delecte de levanat
did they really improve the voice recognition this much?
TIM IS LAUGHING AT YOU GOOGLE
>ALL OF THIS CURRYNIGGER SHIT SKINS
is this nigbeats?
Le memes
/g/ is hating on Pajeet?
Pajeet runs the place.
>""developers"" conference
>>54618100
implying apple is much better
http://www.wsj.com/articles/apple-looks-to-india-for-growth-1463512228
**tips e**
>>54618026
>>54618011
;_;
>2016
>going to the movies
MAXIMUM OVERSHILL
what we ASS-PYRE to do
>Apple is gay
>Google is Poondaloos
all praise Microsoft
>>54618100
Every third Apple dev is Pajeet. Checkmate, cultist.
>we want to be there in the moment helping you
more like
>we want to there in the moment gathering your information so we can sell it to ad companies and collect the delicious rupees
>>54617905
if this paki understands language so well, why cant he fucking learn english?
the furry trinity
>>54617658
CONTEXT!!11
>suggest you three movies
>subtle advertising
Bravo
>"would you like fries with that"
>>54618135
>Rupees
>>>/v/
is thatta way :^)
>>54618115>>54618133
http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/
>One nigger, in charge of HR
I hope this doesn't mean they changed the font REEEEEEE
Moar botnet integration that will never work as intended. Why even waste their time with this shit? How does it feel to know that Google are over halfway through their lifespan and will be like Yahoo by 2030.
>>54618130
All 3 are poo in loo, actually.
didn't siri do this 4 years ago?
>>54618144
>advertising company advertises
Woah.
LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>CURRY
>curry
curry tonight alright.
AUTOMOBOS
LETS HAVE CURRY TONIGHT BOYS
LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
MEME
MAGIC
>curry
>Reveuse
>Wideo
Why is google so obsesed with stupid gimmicks?
>LETS HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
HE KNOWS
Just went live
http://home.google.com/
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>CURRY
CURRY
>LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
CURRY TONIGHT
curry
u
r
r
y
And all the data send straight to the big ass Pajeet's cave, Poogle.
Sound safe enough
Curry?
HAHAHA
CURRY TONIGHT
>let's have curry tonight
You can't make this shit up.
C U R R Y
CONFIRMED
LETS HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>I think computing will evolve beyond the context of phones.
lol
>>54618135
The propaganda potential is incredible. If this technology was widespread Americans would actually like Hillary Clinton.
>LET'S HAVE CURRY TONIGHT
>let's have a curry tonight
>let's have curry tonight
TOP KEK
OK GOOGLE
FIND THE NEAREST DEDICATED SHITTING STREET
>Let's have curry tonight
>>54618175
M E M E
E
M
E
>>54618154
Found the source.
IT'S-A ME
Itsa me
where is luigi
>>54618206
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
>tfw pajeet is the botnet
>curry
con TEEN you
Did they just admit they're stealing Amazon Echo?
Echo clone incoming
>>54618209
IT'S A MEME
Google Home...so like Nest?
>no commerce on launch
dead
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
>GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE HOME
GOOGLE CHIRP CONFIRMED AMAZON ECHON CLONE
finally someone who speaks english
>GOOGLE ASSISTANT IN MY CAR
>IN MY COMPUTER
>IN MY HOUSE
>VOICE ACTIVATED AND LISTENING TO ME AT ALL TIMES
OH GOD
SKYNET IS HERE
WE'RE ALL DEAD
this nigga sound like mike tyson
>>54617907
>born and grow up in a designated shitting street
>you learn about the glory of Europe and its descendant nations and wish for a future which doesn't involve poo
>move to America to follow your dreams
>see the competitive mindset and decide to give it your all
>work tirelessly as you achieve everything you ever wanted and more
>you're the CEO of fucking GOOGLE, everyone respects you now!
>get on stage for the umpteenth time this year with confidence, you know the crowd can't wait to hear your wisdom about the latest Android API
>"poo in the loo", somebody yells at you in a half-assed fashion
>memories of accidentally walking barefoot through shit strike you
>the unwashed, deodorant-lacking childhood floods your thoughts all of a sudden
>the eternal stench of poo that is seemingly everywhere
>"Poo in the loo", the guy repeats, with a nasty triumphant streak in his eye
LMAO FUCKING ANOTHER 1984 TELESCREEN DEVICE
>>54618224
If Google Alexa can understand this guy's lisp, it must be pretty damn good
Just about to sell my 5x... nigga i'm buying a second one via FI RIGHT NOW NIGGA WHEW
IT'S US ONLY
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW
>Oh hey, is that the new Google Air Freshener?
http://home.google.com/
>muh NLP
>muh color
>"invite botnet into your home"
>google in the bedroom
Lewd.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
what the fuck is this gay shit
Gotta admit, looks pretty sleek
>>54618257
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>Google listening to everything at home
Fuck this gay earth
WHY IS HIS RING TOO BIG ?
Literally Alexa
>A fuckinf air wick
>>54618255
>"google, what do memes smell like?"
OK GOOGLE
LISTEN TO ME FAP
>>54618269
DELETE THIS
>>54618257
echo still sexier, google can only win on software
Alexa > botnet home
>>54618272
He stole it from his wife's companion, of course.
RICH BASSZZSZSZE
>>54618269
Alexa copy
Pajeet want to know how my shit look like now huh
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>streaming music
HAHAHAHAHA
rich basthe
What? A speaker? Why not just buy any speaker and a google cast?
Chromebook pixel price drop when?
>google in the living room listening in to everything i say
no thanks
>COLDPLAY
COLDPLAY
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nignog friendly for blasting music
I can do this already with my fucking iPhone, so much for innovation
This guy's lisp is more annoying than poo in loo accent
![fd9130922cb5699feb9c64aaa72b33d0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D5BN9J0.jpg "fd9130922cb5699feb9c64aaa72b33d0[1].jpg")
>>54618259
oh boy
> listening to Coldplay
> watching Jimmy Kimmel
>JIMMY KIMMEL
>>54618301
because muh voice control
BOOOOOOOOORING
>>54618310
I've been able to play music on my desktop PC since 1993.
>we are listening to freedom die in real time
>>54618278
>UNDERRATED
People are actually gonna pay for this shit!
I can do this shit with my watch already what the hell google?
>tfw this will be the only time they mention "Nest"
>tfw half pakistani
>none of my relatives like tech and they're all quintessentially american
>think I'll be able to get away from every weird fucking pakistani quirk and the shitty culture by going into tech
>tech is fucking filled with the same people and I'm going to have to claw my way out again so I'm not associated with them
why, /g/.
>CONTROL YOUR FUCKING HOME
>IT CONTROLS YOUR LOCKS
>IT CONTROLS YOUR CAR
>IT CONTROLS YOUR NETWORK
>IT CONTROLS YOU
>GOOGLE CONTROLS YOU
Just show me new phones and Android N pleeeease
And people called tablets a gimmick
Useless tech at its finest
new nexus phones when?
literally who is paying for this
>>54618313
>>54618307
Theyre not even trying to be subtle anymore.
It's like they're branding themsevels to be the da best shilling company
why does it sound like he has 5lt of saliva in his mouth
I wish I could fast forward through this Alexa clone
>>54618311
at least we can understand him
Just notice this but can't listen at the moment, what did I miss?
Coming 2016
Google Home
A new meaning to Homeoerotic
>>54618318
I know right? Just show us the next Nexuses already!
"difficult inquires"
literally wolfram alpha questions
