Why haven't you bought an apple ⌚️ yet /g/?
Experience applefags know to avoid v1.0 of any Apple product.
My mother is thinking the same thing. Thanks for reminding me I am pressured to buy a luxury watch even though my mother also works at a jewelry store.
Because the Apple ship sunk.
The future is vr and not chewing gum supplying wrist watches with 1 day battery runtimes.
>>54566388
smartwatches are too gay even for appleags.
My job offered to buy me one, but I declined and instead asked to have my iPhone 6 plus to an iPhone SE.
>>54566388
>⌚️
What the fuck
>>54566509
>iPhone SE
Did you have your hands blown off and replaced with those of a little girl's?
>get job at McDonalds to finally afford Apple Watch
>Walk into Apple Store
>Buy Apple Watch
>It's awesome
>Battery runs empty after a few hours
>I die
>>54566572
What the fuck is going on here?! Hiroshima what the fuck is this? How long has it been like this?
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>>54566388
>>54566388
>Why haven't you bought an apple ⌚️ yet /g/? ⌚
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>>54566388
Cause I don't like eating cuck juices out of apples ass
Hoo (TM)
Vvvv ?
>>54567242
HIROSHIMA!!!!!
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Hiromoot pls
>>54566388
did you just use a fucking emoji?
>emoji aren't disabled anymore
Emoji? How
Okay so this >>54567352 is showing up on my phone but
>>54567425
This isn't showing any emoji
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Let's find all the colored emoji's!
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>>54567539
Those are emoticons you pos
Symbols Emoji
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>tfw running android 4.1.1
>tfw no emoji
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Hearts and Love Emoji
Looks like there are only 4 colored emoji's that work
Are smart watches even worth it?
>>54567185
what's the code for these?
>>54567552
So what? Wanna fight about it?
>>54566388
Because it only works with mediocre phones unlike Android Wear.
Emojis don't work for me ↙↙
>>54566388
Prediction: in a couple of years they're going to remove as much FUCKING bezels as possible and everyone's going to hail it as innovation
>>54567523
KEK
>>54567851
This will happen also with their laptops. People actually don't know anything about any alternative so they can only compare it to the previous model from Apple.
Adolf Hitler
wtf hiroshima
>>54566388
I go to school and work in a major metropolitan area in burgerland. I have yet to see a single smart watch in the wild.
hiroshima
Plain and simple im not a cuck
>>54566410
too bad they don't know well enough to avoid apple in whole.
I have a Moto 360
>>54566388
But I have done anon.
Taken with my iPhone SE
>>54568470
apple watches look dum when they're actually on a wrist
My watch looks not dum and also is cooler
>>54568515
They look super dumb when people with tiny wrists wear the 42mm versions and vice versa.
What watch you rocking anon?
>>54568470
Doesn't the first generation apple watch look like the first generation iphone or ipod touch? You're going to realize how dicked you were when the next verson comes out and it looks infinitely better
>>54568552
Oh trust me I am VERY aware how much of a cunt with it, especially when paying for stuff with it but I don't mind.
When they release the second gen I'll probs buy it too. Hopefully they take a page out of Motorola's book and go round.
Bought ⌚️ to the wife, now she loves me for ever.
>>54568547
Moto 360
>>54568632
Apple will innovate and make it truly 360 though so no worries there.
>emoji
let's go senpai
>>54568645
I wonder if they'll invent wireless charging any time soon
I've recently saw an Apple watch on the wrist of someone. It was the first time in a long while. And I noticed it wasn't just any Apple Watch, it was the "Edition" version, which is like 15000 bucks each. Then I thought "Jesus, that guy must have a lot of money to throw around".
Then I realized that this is exactly what Apple was trying to achieve. A product rich people can buy to be easily recognized as rich.
>>54568758
They already did with the first gen Apple™ Watch™ Magnetic Charging Dock™ you silly goose!
For real though knowing Apple and their ways if they were to make a round watch it would be fully circular and claim it to be the first.
>>54567571
>mfw when the hotties refuse to text me back because I don't have iMessage after trading in my iPhone for a Galaxy.
>>54568820
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>>54568834
I thought you had to stick a big magnet thing on it, my watch works on any quickcharger
>>54568918
Technically it does actually use QI but they tweaked the software so it will only work with Apple certified QI chargers :/ The Apple way!
>>54568758
They usually invent things about two years after competition, so if it has been two years already it might be right around the corner.
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>>54567768
Yeah motherfucker 4417 West Iowa avenue 33616 Tampa FL if you're ever feeling froggy motherfucker.
>>54568820
OH
MY
GOD
I have two.
>>54569615
>feminine wrist
>acid washed jeans
>two Apple® Watches©
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>>54569615
real link bracelet?
>>54569677
One's real, one's fake. I bought a genuine link bracelet SS for $375 on eBay, kept the bracelet, and sold the watch for the same price with the fake link bracelet and a sport band.
>thread this morning where /g/ complained about how utf-8 emoji support would kill /g/
>enabled the very same day
GOOD.
What Android Wear watch is the best on the market right now?
>>54569889
Wait for Xiaomi to drop their watch in about a month.
>>54569889
smart watches are for manlets and autists
>>54569918
Pretty handy though
>>54569755
the watch is the only emoji that works other than ℹ️
>>54569641
>wrist full of arm hair
>feminine
lol wat
>>54568470
That is a tiny-ass keyboard. Nice keys though.
I don't think it'd play well with BB10OS. Even if it did, I don't want one.
>>54570057
Not him but that's a tiny woman wrist.
>>54566388
They haven't realized that the real key to making the watch useful is immediacy. All the things they're focusing on are done better by phones or purpose built health tracking hardware.
What the watch needs to succeed is to have very, very specific apps that give immediate feedback to what you're asking for and, quite frankly, significantly better integration with siri. For example, you should simply have to ask your watch for a nearby sushi restaurant by just asking it for "sushi restaurant". Anything more complicated would need an app, but all apps should be built to have the same kind of voice interface, that just takes a key word to use - for example, an app that pushes driving directions requests to your phone would simply be accessed by saying "directions", followed by what you're looking for (so something along the lines of "directions gas station").
A great example of an app that would benefit greatly from immediacy would be Shazam - instead of having to take out your phone, going into the app and then pressing a button to get the name of a song being played, you should just have to tell your watch "Shazam" and it would start listening.
But those are the only kinds of apps that would benefit a lot from being on your wrist - almost everything else fits better on a phone. Apple is making the same mistake right now that Microsoft was making when they were trying to make tablets. Microsoft tried to jam everything from your desktop into a tablet, instead of having a tablet be an information consuming device. The real benefit to a smart watch will only come when people realize it isn't a phone on your wrist.
>>54570057
>wrist full of arm hair
>wrist only as wide as an applel watch
iMANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>54570070
60%s are ace and thank you
>>54566388
>buying the overheating low-energy jew
Top Lel
Fuck Seriously though, this is fucking shit.
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>>54570498
FUCKKKKKKK I HATE THIS
I'm glad you guys are enjoying my small hairy woman arms.
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>>54570542
We'll teach you to post on /g/ without the prerequisite beefy forearms.
Because I don't give a shit what else it can do. Its a watch it tells the fucking time when I look at it instead of some bullshit heart rate.
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>>54570057
You call that hairy? Look at those danty little wrists.
>stupid mod outs himself by using emoji
Wew lad, this is against the rules
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>>54566388
>Apple shill thread
>contains an emoji
Apple shills in cahoots with mods confirmed
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If this doesn't work the mods are confirmed being fired
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>>54566388
Because i don't suck cock.
>>54570355
>nice iphone bro
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hiroshima
I have a regular dumbwatch because I have to work in secure spaces. Also, there's no point to it at all. I'm not glued to my phone so often I need to speed up the process of viewing it.
Hiroshima confirmed faggot
The word ‘cuck’ gets used a lot lately.
Many people have taken a try at describing the phenomenon, but I think all existing descriptions of ‘cuck’ miss why the point and the power of the word.
They miss why ‘cuck’ is not merely a modern ‘faggot’ or ‘hippy,’ but actually something much stronger. The perfect description for a modern epidemic that is destroying our nations, our societies, and our souls.
The term cuckold itself comes from the cuckoo bird: a bird that is a brood parasite. The cuckoo bird lays its eggs in the nests of other birds. Once the egg hatches, the young cuckoo will swiftly destroy or eat most or all of the nest’s original inhabitants. The parents of these murdered young who come back to a nest with a baby cuckoo in it will ignore the carnage, and dutifully raise the young cuckoo as if it is their own chick. Indeed, because cuckoos are often much larger than the birds whose nests they parasitize, it is possible for cucked parents to literally starve as they struggle to provide for the murderer of their real children.
In this context, it is easy to see just why ‘cuck’ is absolutely appropriate to a certain breed of today’s politicians. A cuck politician is a cuck when she or he takes pleasure in her nation’s people being cheated on. She gains political standing and a sense of moral superiority when she allows poor little cuckoo birds to roost in her nations cities and towns. A cuck politician is also a cuck because she knows that if she were ever to act against the cuckoos in her midst, she would invite disaster. Riots, terrorism, beheadings… And, of course, the approbation of her fellows cucks.
And our nations ARE run by cucks. Let there be no doubt about it. Cucks in both senses of the word: they refuse to recognize their enemy, and they can great pleasure in siding with her against their own countrywomen.
Cuckoldry has become an entire mindset. The modern cuck is not a cuck only in one circumstance, but in ALL circumstances.
>>54571724
Yummy pasta. Reminds me that I need to visit pol more frequently.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54568470
the apple watch has massive bezels
>>54571293
lmao
>>54567666
No. Use a real watch and a phone. They are meme technology like Google Glass.
Upvote! ⬆
>>54566509
I'm proud, anon
