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Real programmers write in ______
A well suited language for the specific job at hand
>>54528043
>Not writing your website in C
the language that is appropriate for the task at hand.
a few languages, deciding which one to use in the actual project.
>>54528043
/thread
>>54528054
>not doing web design in SPARC Assembly
Machine code, because anything higher is botnet.
>>54528054
>he doesn't write his own BIOS firmware in javascript
>>54528043
Now what is a well suited language for a specific job such as writing common desktop applications, tough guy?
x86 in 16 bit mode with 20 bit bus.
>>54528054
>>54528066
At least there are two imageboard softwares I know of that are written in C. One is old as fuck and the other still unfinished.
>>54528066
Think again!
All binaries are injected with botnet syscalls now.
>>54528034
>assembly
>lisp
>C
>>54528043
>>54528055
>>54528061
Op must be disappointed with the replies in this thread.
Why should I use anything else? javascript is all we need
>>54528152
Is this real
>>54528183
Yes.
>>54528091
Depends
Python easiest
C, C ++,
Pajeet? Use Java.
>>54528152
Hold up, can I get a backstory on that
>>54528091
C, C++, JavaFX etc
>>54528266
>C for desktop applications
For why
Pencil
>>54528034
c++
asm
>>54528283
Why not?
>>54528352
hitting a nail with a sledgehammer when you have a regular hammer
>>54528155
Fortran?
>>54528034
A Turing complete data-manipulation formalism.
>Real programmers write in ______
>>54528034
Pen and paper.
Assembler
>>54528034
Their underwear
Visual basic
programming languages
>>54528034
>Real programmers write incomprehensible code when they are drunk. Their breath also smells like cum.
>>54528034
text editors
![tumblr_n1axk5Ntoq1rm146oo4_r1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/13BaYD4.gif "tumblr n1axk5Ntoq1rm146oo4 r1 400[1]")
>>54528632
>>54528879
>implying real programmers arent at their best when they are drunk
>>54528034
blood
>>54528253
Optional thing you can check in VS to enable crash report/information collection about program usage.
It's not mandatory
a hurry. They don't test anything and push their code into production, whilst correcting mistakes in the machine code.
>>54528034
Anything but php.
>>54529063
This shit right here
>>54528879
>Their breath also smells like cum.
So only women and faggots are real programmers is what you're saying
>>54529104
Sounds like a big security threat to me. How would an OS engineer ever think it is a good idea to implement binary injection as a feature? It opens up a whole new attack vector on every bin in the system.
>>54529535
Well, Microsoft bro
>>54528034
OCaml
:^)
>>54528034
their waifu's language
Assembly!
Ada
>>54530033
I always find ada terrifying
>>54528034
hindi
>>54528540
emacs
>>54528300
why do people on /g/ keep posting pictures of a woman with Harry Potters' face photoshopped on it? what meme is this?
web interface in python, backend in scala, performance-critical components in c++
Lua
>>54528034
WEBDEV
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>>54528034
their Ferrari
>>54531967
xDDDDD russki faggot
>>54528043
Get this hothead out of here
Perl with a functional paradigm.
>>54528399
>Completing a task in one blow with less chance of fucking it up.
Shit argument m80
>>54528034
C, bash and assembly language
>>54528034
english
/thread
>>54532026
Lua isn't russki?
>>54528034
whatever gets the job done
>>54530033
Ah, the good old days when this was mandatory in CS 101.
>>54528167
post more o'reilly covers
>>54528266
>JavaFX
Hahahahahahah no.
>>54528152
>coding directly with machine opcodes
>compiler
Pick one
