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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Xiaomi's Conference is over
• MIUI 8 to include photo editing tools like a censor brush >>54473552 always wanted to decorate your fruits & veg with weeb emotes? With MIUI 8 >>54473572 you can. MIUI8 supposed release is in late June >>54475392
• Some more things planned >>54473702 >>54476739
• New Mi MAX >>54474334 >>54474349 phone announced with $300+ price tag and 4850 mAh battery >>54474402
• Not much about new MiBand 2 except a screen >>54474393
• Anon shows off his new Mechanical Keyboard a Zhuque/Team Wolf off TaoBao >>54475849 >>54475746 >>54475931 >>54476356
• Anon reviews his $33 projector off Gearbest >>54476581 >>54476581 >>54477180 >>54476623 >>54484865 and a knockoff Chromecast >>54476623
• Anon reviews his Milanese watchband >>54477562 >>54477592
• Anon shows off his Fashi bag >>54476277
• More and more Rock Zircons are showing up >>54480044 >>54480171
• Anon can't stop ordering Mitu plushes >>54484181
• Chinese monitor glasses hurt anon's eyes >>54481293
• Chinese backpack >>54482213 sold on Amazon for $43.99 found cheaper on Gearbest for $22.29 >>54482829
• Anon makes a video review of his Redmi 3 >>54480489
https://youtu.be/7uz-3AH619A
Previous thread >>54477704
I suck tiny chink cocks
>>54485452
>i got a (you) in the /csg/ news
Thanks for covering for me while I was at work >>54477704 and for the new /csg/ OC.
>>54485492
I've had plenty.
Just post newsworthy stuff.
I'm get another one when I tell anons about my knife.
>>54485508
fuck off.
>>54485524
Don't take the bait and report the Chinese bootleg thread.
Why are NFC tags so expensive?
They're literally a sticker!
>>54485632
Because electronic stickers.
>>54485524
Actual reviews are usually worth covering.
decent desktop chink keyboard for ~$15?
i know i can't get anything mechanical but media keys and a nice design would be cool
>>54485324
This is the one I have. It is comfy as fuck on the bike, the chest and bottom straps stop it sliding around, the waterproofing is good and it feels pretty well made. Spending $70 on a "motorcycling backpack" is just retarded.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/chinkpack/32568911012.html
>>54485735
get a bamboo one
>>54485735
I found this
http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_333720.html
it's 3.79 right now on gearbest, 12 on aliexpress. bad idea?
>>54485780
I mean, for 3.79 you can't really go wrong, but it doesn't look like anything special.
>>54485798
i just want something cheap and backlit with decent key travel. media keys are a luxury
>>54485746
Ooh. I'll put that on the list. I wish this shit site would show it opened up or at least the back of it, but $17 is worth a lesson learned.
Where can I buy fake rolex's?
>>54485452
>c*ink shit general
Can you kindly fuck off with your racism? It's not clever or funny
>>54485890
Here's the back of it.
>>54485950
shoo shoo
>>54485950
Wrong, it is both clever and funny.
>>54485950
Here's your reply.
>>54486026
bless you, anon
Where can I find something like this that doesn't cost 26$?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rib-fractures-fixed-with-thoracic-rib-belt-breast-pad-fitted-belt-abdomen-corset-belt/1571316834.html
>>54485950
>He self censored chink
Just KYS,
are the mixza microSD cards just a joke, or are they really any good?
>>54486072
I don't really know how to show it opened up but hope this helps. The laptop is 14.1" wide.
>>54486113
They are genuinely good
>>54485950
>racism
Everyone in this thread is here because they like buying cheap chinese stuff and all we do is rave about how awesome it is, and how cool the cool sellers are.
Your definition of racism is so fucking shallow if the only thing that constitutes racism to you is the usage of a racial slur, which is being used in a tongue-in-cheek context, similar to how Australians call each other 'cunt', or what have you.
>>54486113
From what I gather they're not the best cards you get get out there, but they are certainly the best for the price point that you're getting them at.
>>54486130
>It's a joke therefore it's okay
Yeah OK... you're going places kiddo.... Lol
>>54486130
Australians aren't joking when they call each other cunts because they are genuinely all cunts
>>54486113
They are genuinely good. The L data ones are also good, but their write speeds are slower than mixza.
>>54485452
For the anon that asked about the soccer Mitu:
>>54486122
>>54485452
>tfw I make the news.
<3
>>54485452
Can we update the Wiki with all the OP pics? I would like to use them as backgrounds.
>>54486118
It's the same size as my Lenovo. It really does help. I'll take the plunge and see for myself. If anything it'll probably make a good spare bag.
Some chink guitar picks, seller threw in a bracelet thingy, not bad for <$2
Free Shipping FD High Quality 10pcs/lot 0.46mm New Acoustic Guitar Picks Celluloid wholesale
http://s.aliexpress.com/Nvu6Br6B
(from AliExpress Android)
>>54485780
For the price, it's fine. However if you are willing to do 40 freedom coins, you can get a CK104 which is mechanical and backlight.
But fuck it, it's just 4 smackerouse
>>54486026
I need that goddamn pusheen
>>54486220
>0.46mm
useless
>>54486278
Here you go
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/no-text/32496481202.html
>>54486292
I have ordered some other sizes too
>>54486356
do they have 2mm?
>>54486363
I don't think they have much above 1mm
>>54485452
Could be added to the microphone section, guy tests all the /csg/ mics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8SmvCvjf1M
>>54486147
Uhh, yeah? I know gay people who say faggot, and I'm half black and say nigger all the time, and so do my friends.
It doesn't matter what the word is, what matters is context and intent.
Nigger and negro or faggot are just words, what matters is the context behind them. A slur isn't a slur just because the letters combine magically into a slur, it's because of how they're used, retard.
>>54486393
>half black
>>54486393
You are so out of touch with reality, it's hilarious.
The only retard here is you.
>>54486409
Yes?
>>54486416
I'm so sorry to hear about your disability.
>>54486413
What are you even fucking talking about? You need to get out more if you think I'm the one who's out of touch.
This is a Xiaomi gamepad bought for 19.99 USD with free shipping.
It's pretty good and it's a copy of an xbox 360 controller. It has the same buttons, layout and 2 rumble motors.
The only con is that it has an accelerometer in it but it only works on their T.V boxes.
>>54486416
Can you stop taking bait it's shitting up the place
>>54486419
???
I live in Los Angeles, if anything it's a benefit because everybody wants their "diversity hire".
>>54486130
>>54486130
iignore him, or the the derailment will never end
>>54486427
I played around with it a bit and managed to figure out how to enable the accelerometer on it and some other stuff:
https://github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad
I also made something that makes windows see it like an xbox 360 controller because all the other software sucks and the rumble worked horribly or not at all with them:
https://github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad/releases
Apparently it works perfectly without any issues or delays.
>>54486449
>>54486449
nice data
>>54486363
they do son
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-pcs-Alice-Durable-Transparent-Electric-Bass-Guitar-Picks-Shape-Waterdrop-Thickness-1-0-2-0/32474777591.html
>>54486427
>xiaomi gamepad
Is there something that they will not make? but looks comfy.
>>54486494
they still havent made me a cute girl ;_;
>>54486427
How's the build/button quality compared to a Xbox controller?
Anyone got a recommendation for a chink bag with a single strap design that would fit a 12" laptop?
>>54485452
I've got <$350 to spend and a AT&T plan to freeload off of
I'd like to be able to root but I'm just desperate for a phone
>>54486494
Do xiaomi just buy out all the best Chink shit and slap their logo on it or what?
>>54486425
You're a fucking racist, no matter how hard you try to spin it.
You're the one who needs to get out more, being a 4chan addicted NEET has affected your social skills if you think any of that is socially acceptable.
>>54486534
lets see what xiaomi makes:
>memephones
>gamepads
>rice cookers
>IEMs
>power banks
>bunny dolls
>simple plastic boxes
Yes it looks like they do.
>>54486521
Build quality and button quality is a lot better than an original gamecube controller.
It's been a while since I touched a Xbox 360 controller so it's hard to compare the quality with it.
>>54486527
5.11 Rush 24 or GoRuck Gr1 :^)
>>54486534
It's always been their prime directive to have as broad an umbrella of items as possible.
They want to be the "Internet of Things" in their own terms and eventually hope to market the "Xiaomi Lifestyle" as a complete package.
>>54486427
Wow, awesome work on the custom firmware, anon. I might get one now. It being a "generic gamepad" didn't appeal to me at the time.
>>54481058
Thanks for that anon. Pretty cheap. Thinking of buying it to upgrade my ageing N16U. I need that 5ghz in this crowded city.
https://xiaomi.world.tmall.com/
all that useless chink shit that i don't need but i want to buy anyway!
>>54486220
why u gotta be so out of focus m8
>TFW no chink ADSL modem to go with my Chink router
life is pain
>>54486603
It's a program that uses something called SCPbus to emulate an xbox 360 controller.
It's not a custom firmware.
>>54486692
Ah, my bad. Still thank you for bring attention to it!
>>54486724
*bringing, I'm starting to sound like a chink
All in all, 10/10 meme.
>>54486650
Pic related: now what do we have here?!
Anyone bought a spiralizer? I want to make some curly fries. I am looking at this one in particular.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Set-Fruit-Garnish-Cutter-Peeler-Spiral-Fruits-Vegetable-Curly-Slicer-Kitchen-Tools-New-Arrival/32449990360.html
>>54486561
When will they make sex toys?
>>54486989
You can always buy a big Mitu plush and make a hole to insert a tenga or something
>>54486964
That seems like a good way to catch some cancer
>>54486764
They also included a pair of foam tips, thz chinamen
>>54486764
Are ED9s the best KZ earbuds? It's hard to tell which one is good with all the different versions
>>54487059
Which seller?
Where's the cheapest place I can buy a 128gb shark card from?
>>54487081
No clue, only pair I have
>>54487089
The kz flagship store on ali
>>54487111
Gearbest
>>54485746
Someone put that backpack on the wiki
Once again asking if anyone knows of something like this:
http://www.amazon.com/Sony-MDRNC13-Noise-Canceling-Headphones/dp/B004P7O26W
on Ali or GB, something that uses AA and offers active noise cancelling. I know there's a Xiaomi one or something, but it uses USB, and apparently doesn't hold a long charge compared to USB. Also, 50$ if it's a fluke is a bit much.
>>54485452
Put an order in for some rayban knockoffs. Polarized sunglasses for $20 including epacket tracking. Will test them against a real pair of raybans and post results.
>>54487253
Nice, let me know how they turn out
https://world.tmall.com/item/45481603092.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.sgX6rs&skuId=86724266338
>>54487635
What the fuck is that and why i want one
Is there a guide for buying tablets?
Or a tablet that I can flash with cm12 or cm13?
>>54487734
>Or a tablet that I can flash with cm12 or cm13?
Samsung tablets, no chink tablet will give you such options.
>>54486783
is that a segway you drive with your dick?
Thanks Xiaomi
>>54487681
Good ol' Sanrio characters
http://www.banggood.com/Eachine-EV800-5-Inches-800x480-FPV-Goggles-5_8G-40CH-Raceband-Auto-Searching-Build-In-Battery-p-1053357.html
Okay, I admit that removable FPV monitor is pretty cool.
>>54487886
>800x480
I guess that's per eye.
>>54487886
So what does a reasonable FPV quadcopter setup cost nowadays, a couple hundred bucks?
>>54487916
Looks like it's just one screen. It's not like Fat Sharks, then again, it's not often you see 3D cam setups for quads.
>>54487239
Bump, but otherwise:
What in-ears are the the current best? Had a hard time following all the rabble.
>>54487939
Ready-to-Fly kits are somewhere around $200-$300. I know Eachine has a few kits you can jump right into if you're not quite ready to build one yet.
>>54488006
Rock Zircon
KZ ATE/KZ ED9
Xiaomi Piston 3
>>54485452
Getting this soon to read my sharks. Guess I can review it when it arrives.
>>54488127
what is that?
>>54488161
usb 3.0 reader for microsds
>>54488064
What's the difference between the 3 of these?
http://www.gearbest.com/kz-ed9-_gear/
And when it comes down to it, what's more worthwhile? The ED9 or the ATE
>>54488266
Depends the ed9 stick out,so if you like to lay your face sides on shit it will poke
How bad is pic related?
I got two orders shipped by them, one from ebay and one from ali and they have different types of tracking numbers, the one from ali is just a string of numbers.
https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=529760060366&toSite=main
>5 piece sectional couch
why does anyone buy anything but Chinese anymore? these prices are too good to pass up.
I might also have a problem
>>54488315
they dont ship to my country and i dont want to pay an agent ;_:
>those mobile holders
fuck i really want one.
>>54488315
you seem like a really cozy boy, post feet
Anyone have a recommendation for a good chair? My piece of shit Ikea office chair that I;ve had ever since I can recall being conscious is on its last legs and I've really been wanting to buy a Herman Miller Aeron but am too much of a jew to put down 300+ USD on a fucking chair..
http://www.cuckooexpress.com/
At least a chink company that understand my needs, do you think that i can get sellers in Aliexpress to ship my cuckitel by them?
>>54488354
I've seen those holders in Japanese dollar-ish stores like Daiso
>>54488406
I don't think you want a chair from Aliexpress. The shipping alone will cost too much, while the quality might be very questionable.
>>54487081
ED9s are good but I prefer the ATEs or Piston3s (nor hybrids)I did a video on the various in-car headphones a few weeks back (below)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OapEypb8dKQ
I've got a pair of beyerdynamic dt770s and the pistons3 are almost just as clear and bassy as them
>>54488266
audio autist here, answered this same question a million times so you'll get the short version.
Pistons = flat-ish, tiny bass bump. moderate isolation
Zircons = thicc african-american bass, small treble spike, moderate isolation
KZ ATE-S = moderate bass, not much treble. "S" has memory wire and stays on well. Good isolation with foam tips.
KZ ED9 = flat-ish with large treble spike. low isolation
Frequency responses for all 4 can be found on audiobudget.
Zircons for ninjabass, ATE-S for jogging/gym, Piston 3 if want flat. Personally can't the icepick treble of ED9 but lots of other anons do
>>54488494
+++ DAILY REMINDER +++
THIS POSTER KEEPS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT CHINK IEMS TO PROMOTE HIS OWN VIDEOS
DO NOT WATCH THEM
DO NOT REPLY
>>54488534
wew god forbid he gets 10 views from 4chan
>>54488534
please dont make this reddit
>>54488534
and we should care because ?
>>54488611
>>54488596
>>54488576
same people
inb4 gimped picture removing (You)s
>>54485746
how the fuck did you find out that url magick?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/basedAnonOPisCoolbutafagtho/32568911012.html
>>54488629
>re removing (You)s
um why are we doing this if he wants to be an asshole and spam the csg thread should we even care , we already have quick and dirty matter fact where is he anyways
>>54488655
what
>>54488629
Removing (You)s isn't even necessary here.
>>54488673
but of course you don't show my reply
http://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Rhinios-Manual-Prostate-Massager-EX-2-For-Tall-Below-173cm-prostate-massager-aneros-progasm-sex-products/335750_32408735514.html
10/10
>>54488689
Your reply isn't relevant. The ip count was increasing.
>>54488629
kek Krita is hard senpai
>>54488523
Is there anyone who is capable of adding this as a section on the wiki?
Will my Xiaomi Redmeme 3 work with at&t?
>>54486220
Sorry to hear about your parkinson's, must make it hard to play guitar.
>>54488742
willmyphonework.co.uk.br.su.cash4gold.net
>>54488755
pls of halp
>>54486449
Here we have a post of what /g/ should be really about. Bless you anon.
>>54487681
It's Gudetama
>buy tea from china
>chinks put a piece of paper in the middle
Free chink characters i suppose.
>>54486551
you should go back to tumblr
>>54488954
>buying food products from China
no
>>54486308
HOLY SHHHHHIT THERE ARE KNOCKOFF PUSHEENS?!
>>54488954
Why would you buy tea from China?
Should I be concerned? The bottom 3 has been stuck in Cincinnati and the one at the top hasn't even left the sorting facility in Hong Kong
>>54488982
a shit hole in latin america.
>>54488994
Where the fuck do you think tea comes from
>>54489117
british boats?
thats what i learned in history class
>>54485950
Are you trying to ruse me?
>>54488315
Be careful anon, I bought a bunch of those pillows and i got raped real hard from shipping.
>>54489127
Yes, tea is grown on boats. British boats are the only boats that have the right type of wood to grow tea on.
![s_af10c31b26444c11a27acfdbe716094d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1JhuIEk.jpg "s af10c31b26444c11a27acfdbe716094d[1]")
>Mi Band 2 expected to launch some time in June. More leaked images.
http://www.gizchina.com/2016/05/10/leaked-images-mi-band-2/
>>54489294
Looks like any other cheap sports bands out there already. At least the software the tracking is better though.
>>54489294
This kinda looks like any old cheap sports band
if it has an alarm or even hourly alerts i'm game though
If I paint my USB2 shark card-drive socket blue will it go as fast as USB3?
/csg/ please help me
How retarded is it to get a Xiaomi Yi camera if I have a Winblows Phone? I guess I do need the app to control the camera's settings. I could just order a very cheap and shitty Android phone to use with it. What's your recommendation?
>>54489359
Yes.
Time will reshape itself to be slower for the card-drive, making it appear to run faster in your perspective.
>>54489382
Based Einstein. Thanks anon. Finding nail polish now.
>>54488999
Oh good. I'm not the only one. This looks exactly the same as my tracking page for my 3 orders made. Nothing has moved since the 5th.
>>54488534
Unbiased tech review guy here,
I've never done that in my life.
not sure why you're talking in caps either
>Bought fake nikes
>They accidentally send you two pairs
>They're both too small
Ordered a size larger too.
>>54489525
Damn, they look quite nice. How are the soles and insoles?
>>54489549
They're okay, not sure how to rate them. I'm not much of a shoe guy.
>>54486427
Holy shit I'm becoming a chink equivalent of a Macfag. I wanna buy everything with Xiaomeme branding, it's not even funny.
>>54489719
are you the mibox fag?
>>54486561
Oh, come on, you forgot plenty of stuff
>>54489719
Do you have the XL mousepad yet?
>>54489525
lmao so obvious af1 rips, youll look like a tool wearing them
>>54489746
They're supposed to be af1 rip offs, nobody around here would even know what they're ripping off.
>>54488534
>tfw one of those posts is mine and I just genuinely wanted to know which KZ was good
>>54489728
>>54489730
No, I've only blown 200€ on Xiaomemes so far, but it's getting harder and harder to restrain myself
>>54489782
You should buy a Chinese wife next. Make her have a Xiaomi tattoo
>>54489758
i know, what im saying is they put no effort into ripping them off. af1s arent even that expensive, post fits
>>54489719
You know you want it.
>>54489782
You know what comes next
>>54486650
>>54489719
>>54489782
Well at least their stuff isn't overpriced
>>54489795
>Post fits
>Implying I'm a /fa/ggot
Just searched "white sneaker" on ali, chill out.
>>54489761
kz ate s
rock zircons
bunch of jumper cables/LEDs/resistors/etc for arduino
Multimeter
DIY led clock solder kit thingy
USB power meter
USB WiFi adaptor
fucking yellow jews wheres my package
>>54489795
>post fits
Explain what this means to someone who has never visited /fa/
>>54489883
fit = outfit
>>54489883
It's a homosexual way of asking someone to post their outfits.
a package has arrived
whatever could be inside?
>>54489908
xiaomeme stuff
>>54489908
Android media player ausfag
it's the $14 quad i ordered three weeks ago
ordered some extra batteries and blades, they're on their way still
>>54489925
Does it play mkv?
>>54489719
you're not the only one. It all started 2 months ago with Redmi Note 3 (the MTK version, really satisfied with it). I got their car charger in the mean time (the silver one, with two outputs) + MiKey, now got a 10000 mAh powerbank, that little USB light, MiBand 1s and the Roidmi car charger, just because. Wanted to order the scale when it was on the discount, but giving almost 100€s for the shipping... thank you, but no thank you.
>>54489761
8 pin cable for a friend's appleshit
usb to 8 pin for the same friend's appleshit
windscreen pop filter
Mad Max pendant
Orico hub
>>54489604
>>54489525
Oh shit, free flappy bird paper in every shoe
>TFW YOUR PACKAGE SHOWS UP ON YOUR NATIONAL POST TRACKING 10 DAYS AFTER LEAVING CHINA
mini review:
the instructions are almost completely useless, you'll need to learn to fly on the your own. the transmitter is incredibly small yet fairly well built considering the price. joysticks are stiff and responsive. probably too responsive actually, the difference between hovering and hitting the roof is less than a few millimeters of adjustment
compared to the $5000 aerial photography drone we use at work this thing is incredibly agile yet surprisingly easy to fly. the 220mah battery lasts 5 minutes which is fine given the price. inverted flight is a great gimmick and pretty fun, you'll need a lot of space to do it though
build quality is overall fairly low, the foam feet are glued on poorly and will probably fall off after one or two heavy landings and the blades are very, very soft. apart from that it's perfectly acceptable for a cheap toy however
Did the guy with the RayBans ordered through WhatsApp return?
Also, anyone else having the 'missing calls while in standby mode' bug on their RN3Pro? I might be getting annoying, but please bare with with me, gais
>>54490060
Did you order the Raspi from the chinks too? I ordered an official case, heatsink, cable and shit for one earlier, just came yesterday. Now I need a board and I'm wondering if I should get it here or from Chinkland too.
is there r34 of mitu yet?
serious question
![13219670_1271507822861175_469180954_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z2XFs9X.jpg "13219670 1271507822861175 469180954 n[1]")
>>54490060
pic related, did a reset yesterday, just in case, and the phone had no signal over the night
>>54490075
not sure, i just saved that pic. I have a pretty decent plexiglas case for my B+, which is collecting dust from some time now.
>>54490111
Ah, I see. I got all of mine from Fasttech. The white/red case there is the official Pi foundation case.
>>54490130
What kind of other shit did you order ? anything interesting ?
>>54490130
Chinks are normally just resellers of the pi so buy it wherever I got mine from ali
Got to love Arts-cow.
>>54490175
Um, copper heatsink, set of 3 aluminum heatsinks, anti-skid gel pads for the case, Rock micro-usb cable that matches the color of the case, little silicone dust protectors. I think they might have the Pi boards there too, didn't check yet. Might order a good power adapter from there, to feed the Pi I'll get eventually.
Fasttech is really good with ecig shit, but they do have some interesting things there. Got a third party chatpad for the 360 controller as well as wireless dongle to connect to PC. Both work perfectly.
>>54490187
Thankies, will do.
>>54490237
hora hora
>>54490237
Pic of mousepads? Also what exactly am I looking at?
>>54490250
>little silicone dust protectors
are for the ports ? Nice, never thought of that.
>>54490275
Yeah, they're cheap and I might get some more for other devices like the old dust-collector laptop I have.
Got these ones for the Pi: https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10011414/1984005-enkay-universal-silicone-anti-dust-plugs-for
There's other colors too and they're also on Ali and Gearbeast.
>>54490258
You're looking at a snek girl that is afraid of ghosts, a dragon girl who likes fighting, and a succubus necromancer who doesn't shower often.
>>54490379
>>54490387
Thanks!
>>54489761
1,90€ 8GB shark
1€ google cardboard
0,30€ tweezers
0,40€ screen protector
Literally cheap chink shit
>>54489719
Enjoy dat chingchong backdoor.
Really wish arts-cow had custom laptop skins
>>54490515
what am i looking at?
>>54490521
That's kind of a hard question for someone else to answer, senpai.
>>54490528
in the pic, wise guy. Are those bottle openers? Belt buckles? They don't look like either but idk what else they could be
>>54490515
forgot to spin it and resize it
>>54490521
>>54490536
>>54490528
They're flash drives
>>54490554
whoa that's pretty neat
>>54490515
>>54490537
>>54490554
link to these?
>>54490606
>>54490515
>Really wish arts-cow had custom laptop skins
>arts-cow
Jessica Nigri is now officially /csg/s girl
OUR GIRL
>>54490853
>white
Gonna have to pass on this one.
>>54490853
shes ugly and her titjob is bad, no thank you
>>54490853
Fake and cheap, seems to fit csg.
How long does a shipment from Gaybest China to Europe with DHL take? It got shipped this morning in China, do you think I can get it this week?
>>54490917
Probably not.
>>54490906
Have you seen how much her patreon gets? Definitely not cheap.
>>54490936
$23,689 / 1,589 = 14.91... Sounds pretty cheap to me.
>>54490929
hmm seems like I was wrong, it got shipped yesterday even, still no chance?
thought it would go faster.
>>54485746
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/chinkpack/32568911012.html
Ordered... thats cheap as fuck
>>54490853
But... But she's not our bunny...
>>54487939
if you carefully scrounge around for el cheapo components you could probably build one for < 100$
>>54490048
update: the USB charger has an LED on it that's meant to indicate when the battery is charged
this doesn't work at all, the LED is on all the time even when charging an empty battery
>>54487144
I think it's only me who's been shilling it so far because every thread someone asks about backpacks.
Let's get a second or third opinion on it before it becomes the official shark carrier of /csg/
>>54489193
as British boat I can confirm this, my wood is amazing for tea
>>54487189
Thank you, the main reason I looked at it is that it's said to have Android Lollipop over the usual KitKat based boxes. I thought all these ARM boxes were too low to do hi10p on software decode? Seems I might be wrong. Does it do OTT update and is there any easy app for freeing up RAM than manually disabling/uninstalling their BS apps like some removal app. For that sake, does it come with root/can obtain root since that makes life easier to clean it up. I wonder what kind of bloatware the chinks put on them. Found it for $28.99 at GayBest. Apparently the plus version has 1 GB more RAM and 8 GB more ROM, otherwise seems entirely useless upgrades.
>>54491316
Only Rockchip RK3229 will work, Amlogic S9905 can not do hi10p!
>>54491311
Can I pour boiling water on it and let it simmer for a few minutes?
>>54491414
It would be extremely painful
>>54489117
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
>>54489719
Do an homage photo of Macfag meme guy with all your Xiaomeme shit
>>54489728
There's more than one Mi Box fag, anon.
>>54489925
Ooh, I just ordered one of them from Gearbest. Do a review at some point please
>>54489938
You're missing the Xiaomeme USB fan which is a lovely little bit of kit. Also I hope you got the v2 light with the 5-step dimming.
>>54491503
My xiaomi USB fan flew away
>>54489761
>>54489842
>>54488064
>>54488266
>>54488523
>no one ever talks about the ks1
>>54491503
about the fan... I don't know, not a big "fan" of fans, but maybe I'll order it on the next paycheck. And of course the light is v2. Any other cheap Xiaomi stuff thats good, I'm getting lost in all of their stuff (minus the headphones, I'm waiting for Dunu Tridents to come, had them, then they got stolen, and I miss them too much)
>>54488006
>>54488064
I like the Hybrids way more than the 3.
>>54491531
The fan is about $2, the blade detaches from the shaft to make it easier to carry, it's powerful enough to cool you down and it's pretty quiet.
Pic related, it really needs to be paired with the Xiaomeme power bank though.
>>54491601
If I put enough on my powerbank will it get any lift?
Just ordered a lewd mikan mug with the free shekels from the mousepads.
It is a morph mug, so it is black until heated, and then it reveals the picture.
>>54491423
You're a big boat
I fell for the Xiaomeme hard.
>>54491686
Nigga, tell me about those headphones.
Couple of months ago I did something as a joke.
I bought a chinese fleshlight from Alie.
But what started as a joke proved to be a deeply pleasure.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/7-vibe-Male-masturbators-top-Quality-Adult-Sex-Toys-CE-mark-Tighten-sex-toy-for-mail/32260515522.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.46.FmES2l&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_2_10037_10017_10034_10021_507_10022_10032_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=201a870b-d997-4b56-9646-ebf35410ba79
also how the hell do I shorten alie urls?
>>54491765
You can chop off everything after the ? my white friend
>>54491625
If I remember correctly those aren't machine washable.
Kind of sucks.
>>54491765
>>54491774
http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32260515522.html
This is as short as it gets. Both of those slashes are required.
>>54491765
Bussy vibration has 3 parts, plastic handhold, silicone onahole inside of it, and a 3AAA battery vibrator end which goes inside of onahole to give it a rough vibration, like a real pussy.
This product radically changed my sex life.
>>54491686
Please review those, haven't seen anyone mention these in the threads.
You have the power to create a new meme product.
>>54491765
How did the seller mark the package?
>>54491765
>saw thumbnail, thought that was a nice feminine penis at the bottom
>mfw opened fullsize pic
>>54491800
>rough vibration, like a real pussy
Is there something I don't know?
>>54491830
>he never fucked someone with parkinsons
>>54491686
Starting with the quality they are super well made, heavy and all metal. They come very well equipped with a rugged travel case, 2 more sets of different cups, and airplane connector.
They sound very good.
Really powerful audio and a good rich, non overpowering bass.
They are open in construction though, and bleed a lot of audio both in and out. they are for the listening, not so mush the traveling.
Also the wuality of everything here is really quite extreme for it only costing like $100.
I really enjoy listening to them, also the "audio "enhancement" on the xiaomi phones have a preset for them, and it makes them sound different, and even more characteristic. But to each their own with the audio experience.
I like the open and powerful sound on them.
Would recommend!
>>54491765
>not knowing basics of web urls enough to remove get variables too shorten url
Why are you even at /g/?
>tfw I bought a 3s lipo pack for my quadcopter and one of the cells is dead as fuck with only 0.8v
I just got chinked
>>54491800
The seller says that product is 25cm long, but this is only the hard plastic surface lenght, the silicone onahole inside is max 20cm, which is still long enough for most of us.
The onahole feels good quality and can handle washing with soap very well, after 10 uses it has no rips or any other damage.
>>54491822
The product is inside that packet I have in pics, but when shipped the product is shipped in gray plastic like most of chink products. So nobody except maybe the customs guy will see what the product is inside.
On the shipping packet they wrote "Toy - 5 dollar" and there was nothing that pointed to sex, atleast in english.
Aliexpress Bicycle bell isn't as loud when struck. RCA Y-Splitters are of great quality since they're from ebay locally and is pricey. My Brainwavs HM5 pads arrived really quick from MP4Nation ordered on April 26th. I really like the worm light and cover that came with my Aliexpress Xiaomi 10,000 Power bank. Also trying out the DSD meme with the Gustard X20 but still use PCM.
>>54489761
>What are you waiting for, /csg/?
ve monks
kz hds1
rock zircon
xl xiaomi mouse pad
audio switching board 3.5mm a/b
ugreen rca audio cable
6pcs hobby knife cutter
10pcs ferrite core filters
$80 vibro veritas earphone measuring thing
$1 grado earpads from ebay auction
$5.50 usb endoscope from ebay auction
>>54490853
does she have feminine penis
when you kids get married, don't spend more than $20 on a wedding band for yourself.
$16 CAD for a tungsten band online. same shit jewellery stores buy and re-sell to you for over $150.
only downside is you can't resize these tungsten or titanium bands, but just buy new rings as your weight fluctuates.
This is my third wedding band. first time i was a sucker and bought a cartier. second time i bought a super comfy light titanium band. this time i got a more hefty substantial feeling and cooler looking tungsten band.
Just about to order:
> KZ ATE-S (really want to try that foam isolation on the train to work)
> 64GB shark
> XL mousepad
Any essential memes I'm missing out on? Might get some Piston 3s as well, and a Memedian if I succeed is stealing a thinkpad from work
>>54491686
how is the bluetooth headset?
i was thinking about getting one and using it for podcasts and conference calls at work.
>>54490853
>officially /csg/s girl
She probably bought that from jlist for $45
https://jlist.com/nse039
Disgusting eyebrows.
>>54491885
dont tell her or her family that, or else you will end up with divorce and having to support your next wifes sons.
>>54491876
The best part about this masturbator is the vibrator. It is 3 AAA battery vibrator, nice high power. The vibrator is put inside the end of silicone onahole, and will massage your dick like a real girl. The vibrator is screwed to the bottom of plastic, so it keeps all the fluids inside of onahole during and after use.
When you want to clean the onahole, you open up the bottom and all your lovejuices come out, as described in the picture.
>>54491903
she got it from a fan actually
>>54491885
I have spread that advice as much as I can with my friends. You know the other advantage? If it gets stuck on your finger it's very easy to take off with a bit of chemistry or force. With other types of traditional rings you risk degloving your finger e.g. Jimmy Fallon recently.
>>54491902
It is in Chinese. It is also not very loud. Not having tried any other bluetooth headset i have nothing to compare it to. The audio is good quality, and the battery life is pretty epic for something that size.
Comes with a cable and 3 different sizes of earpieces, where the only difference is that rubber thingy sticking out different lengths.
The pairing works nice, though tricky finding out how to reset the pairing with Chinese instructions.
>>54491910
well first time i spent big money on the cartier and we keep that in a box now. we first tried to get my fancy ring resized, but cartier was like all we do is solder on little balls inside the ring to make it smaller. they couldn't chop out a piece to make it smaller because my original one was too fancy. it had white gold, rose gold, and normal gold setup as 3 rings and then fused together to form one band.
i've lost ~90 pounds since we got married so my "excuse" was that well what it i lose more weight or gain it back.
honestly this $20 ring is way more comfortable than that $1500 cartier ever was. my cartier wasn't even comfort fit!
>>54491911
hot
>>54485452
>bough a xiaomi hm 1s redmi (i dont even know what's the exact name) a year ago or so
>doesn't charge anymore
>doesn't connect to usb
>camera often doesn't open and asks me to restart the phone
what do i do
>>54491965
Buy Redmi 3
>>54489793
I probably would if I knew how and where
>>54491885
Thanks for the advice.
>>54491885
So did you order it online or can you get these at any jewelry store?
>>54491655
... for you
>>54491829
>>54491882
>feminine penis
Kill urself my man
>>54491885
What does it say in the insides of that ring?
>>54490853
This webm hurts my eyes
>>54492022
It's shit advice because it tells you to get married.
>>54492118
No anon, it's good advice because now I can buy a shitload of these rings and start my own wedding ring store.
>>54492091
Made in China ($16)
>>54489761
Why the fuck do you get banned for this? I got "banned" for a week just for mentioning the name?
>>54492140
Anybody stupid enough to buy a wedding ring from a store isn't going to want a $15 band made from Chinese tinfoil.
>>54491885
>buy a chink ring
>get Moissanite
>tfw cheap wedding ring
received almost everything from gearbest (post nl)
received almost nothing from ali-shitx-press
>>54492217
>Anybody stupid enough to buy a wedding ring from a store isn't going to want a $15 band made from Chinese tinfoil.
That's why you never tell them it's chinese tinfoil. That's basically the same shit all jewelry store does.
Make a nice fancy store, have nice display of tinfoil rings. Put a large pricetag on it. Congrats, it's no different from every other jewelry store out there.
finally came Pistons 3, all I can say is that compared to the Hybrids, the pistons are more bassier
in ear position of both changes the sound dramatically
>>54492240
>received almost nothing from ali-shitx-press
I got most of the shit I ordered from aliexpress. No problems so far. Still waiting on a few things but they always arrive eventually... and nothing has taken over a month for me.
>>54490853
Getting sluttier each year. Love it.
>>54491878
Actually I was wrong. It does sound louder than my other bell. I had to strike it right without touching the bell at all. Recorded and taken on my Note 3 Pro.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0j7qbcu8wjglzv2/bell%20test.mp3?dl=0
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Classic-Bike-Bell/32566001509.html
>>54490060
What version of software are you using? If not 7.2.5.0 that's that's where your problem is
Just ordered Superlux HD-660 cans, I'll let you know how they sound when they get here in approx a month.
They were roughly the same price as the Superlux HD-330, the only difference obvious to me was that the 330 are open and the 660 are closed, which may well actually be the only difference.
A few reviews I found in other places seem to consider the 660 quite good and stand up to similarly priced behringer or sennheiser cans.
>>54492323
Not really,7.2.5.0 didn't solve shit
>>54492335
Try aosp then
is this /r/frugality ?
>>54492386
It also has the bug
>>54492393
That would be >>>/diy/
>orders zircons for 11.76 on gearbest
>they sent shipped like 10d ago
>today I get a mail that my order can't be processed since zircons are not in stock
>also now they are 17 bucks and out of stock
>>54492404
Send it back then I don't know :^(
>>54492525
I am writing with gaybeast support and spamming miui forums, fingers crossed pls
>>54492504
The Chinks realized that they're selling like hotcakes and now making the price go up.
>>today I get a mail that my order can't be processed since zircons are not in stock
Remind them "it is shipped". And don't lose that price. Don't ever refund it'll just go into a Gearbest Wallet.
>>54492504
Luckily mine were in the mail this morning
Guys, I found a serious (for me problem) with the KZ-ATE... the right one's metal mesh got filled up with ear wax, and I do clean my ears often. Tried cleaning to outer side from the wax, but the noise is still dull, so I pried the mesh a little and there's also on the inside, which is stopping the sound. Usually I don't problems like that, but I guess these fit deeper in the ears.
>>54492618
Even very cleanly people can have sudden earwax buildup, something as daft as air quality can trigger it.
I don't have any advice for you cleaning though, best of luck.
Any recommendations for a cheap as fuck Android phone? Like, below 50 dollars?
>>54492504
just wait a few months for the hype to die and the price will go down.
>Buy hybrids
>Get lucky, got some from the good batch
>Use them for a week
>These sound great I'm real happy I got them
>See a comment "Put them in upside down"
>Try it
>It's like a whole new world
what
the
fuck?
They're not so comfortable upside down but they SOUND EVEN BETTER HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I mean, what sort of physics is different when they're upside down? Something to do with the armature driver?
>>54492678
Oukitel C3.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Oukitel-C3-Mobile-phone-Android-6-0-MT6580-Quad-Core-1-3Ghz-5MP-Camera-8G/32653107653.html
>>54492713
they don't stay in my ears upside down :(
>>54492234
>>54492140
>>54491885
I have a couple of these stainless steel ones
>$2
They're actually quite good, I haven't cut one up but from the nicks in the black one I bought they don't seem to be plated. Not that stainless is that expensive to start with. Obviously don't buy anything that claims to be gold or diamonds. As for titanium or tungsten I wouldn't count on it not only does the price go up because of the material but the machines you need to turn them, you'll probably just get a stainless one sent to you.
>>54492713
Music just sounds better upside down
>>54492662
thx anon
water + salt, works
i hope i can refit it somehow
will report back
what does /csg/ think of buying replacement batteries for laptops like these:
http://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-s3%25252d951-battery.html?site=glo&SearchText=s3-951+battery&g=y&SortType=price_asc&groupsort=1&initiative_id=SB_20160511043216&shipCountry=us
>>54491457
>Do an homage photo of Macfag meme guy with all your Xiaomeme shit
this
>>54492328
I have a pair of 660s, they are fine.
>>54492834
Why not, it has the CE marking so what can be wrong.
>>54492749
>>54488304
Very.
Well, quite worse than China Post.
>>54493003
is it worser then your grammar
>>54491965
flash
>>54492258
>>54492240
really, i depends on where you live
>>54492240
nigga, you need to pay more attention to the shipping couriers you select
61 days since shipping. Still nothing.
>>54493159
im gonna flash your mom lol
>>54492713
everyone's ear is different
for me I use one side of my aweis upside down and the other right-side up
>>54493152
Correct me.
>>54492859
So you're telling me that the self-certified CE marking makes it legit?
>>54492834
I bought a battery for my vostro 3350 and for half a year it was going strong. Then it would only last for 30 minutes. I took it apart and reused the 18650 cells, after a week one of the cells leaked.
Overall, the cells used in those batteries are a lottery because most of them are UltraFire-tier quality. Good luck getting a high quality one.
>>54493235
You can't have "quite worse" for some reason. You can have "slightly worse", "much worse", "significantly worse", "infinitely worse" etc but for some reason "quite worse" doesn't work.
Unfortunately I can't explain why this is the case in terms of a rule so I think it's just another irregular quirk of the English language.
Well, gearbest refundid my shit within 24 hours. That's a lot better than I was expecting.
So, is the redmi note 3 pro worth the extra 60 odd euro over the redmi 3 pro for someone who doesn't game or does intensive shit with his phone? The better battery life of the redmi 3 seems pretty neat, and from what I've seen it doesn't perform bad at all even with the worse processor.
Can't decide. Tend to 1 and 4. Wich one would you take? I don't want to spend more money, because i don't need them really. Maybe just for watching porn without cables.
Will someone fucking make a new thread already?
>>54493454
"No".
>>54485746
any pictures of this backpack on a person?
I checked the feedback section.
>>54491892
Give it back, Jamal.
Have you tried VR? If not, grab a $1 cardboard for shits and giggles.
Fugg. Wich one is better to europe?
>Netherlands Post surface mail
This is the one that takes an eternity right?
I bought two sharks more than a fortnight ago and in that time Nintendo has patched the fucking 3DS exploit.
>>54493235
>>54493295
This. Though you can say "quite a bit worse". That works too.
>>54488765
willmyphonework dot net.
Google it my friend
>>54492713
Are you memeing or what? They sound the same upside down
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