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Chinese stuff general /csg/

News is for pussies edition

http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj

Previous thread >>54342866
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>>54349587
>he didn't name it Chink Shit General
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>>54349587
This is the shittiest fucking /csg/ OP I have seen in a while.
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>>54349587
Can somebody suggest me a decent headphone amp?
My purpose is mostly amplify a signal so the fucking line in on my PC can pick up it.
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>>54349587
>Chinese
INB4 hell breaks loose
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>>54349587
Fuck off asshole
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>gearbest cakebux order
>shipped 1st of April via some Belgium post but it's actually owned by the Chinese
>9th of April
>tracking message says that it will be delivered within 8-10 days
>2nd of May
>still not here
Should I just contact them?
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reported and saged
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>>54349587
>News is for pussies edition

if you're not the dude who puts in the effort to make the news, you can fuck off.
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>>54349629
I don't live in Switzerland.
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>>54349659
reported for reporting for reporting
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>>54349709
From previous thread
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>>54349709
nigga... i bet everything in your household is made in china and you don't even know it. Including the computer you are using right now to shitpost and make these shitty threads.
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>>54349709
The white race proved to be inferior to yellows so it's only natural that it disappears
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>>54349673
that sounds like a problem
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>>54349587
>Chinese stuff general /csg/
>
>News is for pussies edition
The Chink Shit guys at least know how to make a decent OP.
Never post again you faggot.
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>>54349587
All you had to do was copy paste the last thread's OP post... how did you fuck that up?

YOU HAD ONE JOB.
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>>54349780
>never post again
Make me
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My shark can't swim
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>>54350137
Youse YouSB three
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Will this blow up or leak lead into my drinks /g/?

http://www.gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_170545.html
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>>54350175
Its a 3.0 reader
I also got a sprinkles card which has fine read speeds with the same reader
I know 50mb/1 pass isn't the most accurate test but I the results are consistent with the h2testw speeds
inb4 why 16gb, they were to throw in an rpi
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>>54349587
>not chink shit
>no recent news
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>>54350308
Good shit
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Is it safe to use your credit card with the chinese?
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Anyone have links to a good replacement strap for the MiBand? The leather ones OR some modded ones where the damn thing doesn't fall off all the time like they do in the original PU replacement straps. Thanks fãm
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>>54350408
Safer than with Paypal.
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>>54350408
buying from ali yes, buying from gaybeast nope.
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>>54350448
Get any clock like strap, the rubber ones are crap.
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God fucking damnit. I wish someone would've told me this thing is fucking useless without root.

I WANT MY $2 BACK
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>>54350470
So I should just get the leather one for about $10?
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>>54350481
>useless without root
Why is that?
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>>54350501
because he is a retard.
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>>54350490
The only problem with the leather ones is that the paint from the capsule slot peels off, I would rather get the full metal ones.
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>>54350481
You're retarded if you think you need root to use that.
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>>54350514
Thanks. It's just that I heard there were new TPU ones with screws or some other mechanism that kept the thing from coming off the band.
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>>54350448
The original straps are good
But the knockoffs that flood the market are fucking trash

Get one that's not rubber, leather, metal, whatever.
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>>54350501
can't take pictures without it (you can have it open the camera app but what's the fucking point?)
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>>54350243
>not booting your rpi from an nfs share
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>>54350528
He probably wants to do some expert level spy camming.
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>>54350539
Nope, that's not how it works, no root here and I take creep shots with it all the time.
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>>54349587
kys

>>54350203
no, but it seems overpriced
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>>54350548
what the fuck? are you using key cut or the chinky app that comes with it?
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>>54350539
>can't take pictures without it
your fucking volume buttons take photos
so does the giant software button in the camera app
so does androidwear remote shutter...

honestly, having a button to open camera from anywhere seems WAY more useful to me
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>>54350559
iKey.

I bet my virgin hairy ass that it has more to do with the framework/kernel of your phone than root access.
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>>54350566
You're obviously not a lover of taking pics of unsuspecting female forms since you didn't get his complain.
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Time to have fun
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My pencil didn't come in the mail today but surely it will be here tomorrow!
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guys whats a good chinese e-reader
also recommend me some iems
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I'm glad chink shit won, Chinese Stuff / shopping really is cancer
Fuck off OP if you'require not going to put any effort into it
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>>54350816
order at least a fountain pen
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>>54350843
Japanese ones on Aliexpress.
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:(
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I need something that will entertain me for like 2 hours and costs no more than 20 bucks
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>>54349587
>>54348599

reboasting in new bread:

Has anyone found a seller of high power LEDs that doesnt suck ass?

I've bought like 20 of the fuckers and only three of the 10w ones have worked correctly.

They almost all do this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51agugS8BfI
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>>54350864
My dick.
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what's a good place to order chink shit?
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>>54350895
The internet
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>>54350907
more specifically
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>>54350864
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Titanium-plate-kerosene-lighter-local-tyrants-gold-cigarette-lighter-metal-lighters/32641309528.html

>>54350895
the pastebin
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What's a good place to order Chinese stuff?
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>>54350910
websites?
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Fucking sage this thread and let it die. Faggot OP can't even be bothered to make a proper thread
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>>54350965
Maybe you can make the next one :3
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>>54350919
China.
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>>54350784
What are those?
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>>54351074
3D Himeji Jo's
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Redmi Note 4 leaked:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-2014021-Unlocked-Black-White-Clean-ESN-/381608299423
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>>54351185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk6Es9GFvkk
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>>54351199
Didn't note 3 just come out?
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>>54351199
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>>54351074
>>54351185

Where did you get them from?
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>>54351200
so it's a 3D puzzle? Is it fun?
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>>54351246
Are puzzles fun?
Yes
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>>54349587
Best op
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>>54351422
i will cut you little shit
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Herrow prease
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>>54350481
On the subject of MemeKey, what are some neat things I can do besides set it to camera?
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>>54351495
Set it to give you a hug when you're lonely.
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What's something cheap I can buy that's pretty cool? I've got ~$50 of visa gift cards lying around and I want something to entertain me.
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>>54351565
Orange pi pc
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>>54351565
Pulse oximeter
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will a moto g3 support the 128gb shark?
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>>54351565
128GB shark

>>54351593
Yep
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Does anyone know some good stores on aliexpress for buying not so apparently fake/bad bootlegs?
I am currently trying to buy some Momo's figure. (pic related)
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>gearbest shipped my order same day
neat
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>>54351616
>128GB shark
Put in a $40 Amazon fire tablet
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>>54349587

Name the next one Cantonese Shill Gallery

watch the world burn
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>>54349614
This thread is for chinese shit.
Nothing posted here will be any decent.
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>>54351659

Macanese Gambling General

Because most of the stuff you're buying from China is taking a gamble
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>>54351631
Those don't have microsd slot.
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http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_238954.html

is good?
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>>54351628
>buying fake figs
>buying fake scales

just get it off mandarake or mfc if you are such a jew
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>>54351616
but moto g3 only supports expansion upto 32gb, no?
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>>54351785
Yeah but sdxc is compatible with sdhc devices.
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>>54351785
You just format to fat32 and it will work.
When you put the card in the phone it will format it for you since windows won't allow you to do it, but the phone will.
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>>54351628
Someone bought a bootleg nico from somewhere I think, hasnt recieved it yet though.
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>>54349614

Fiio e6 if you need a headphone amp

Kinda sounds like you need a mic preamp though. Try that "sosuke" usb soundcard
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>>54351837
Based OP
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>>54351700
The $40 does. $90 no. Next one up yes.
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>>54351737
>mandarake
i dont want someones hotglued fig
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>>54351700
>>54351879
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>>54351891
>not wanting free semen
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>>54352009
>not fertilizing your own eggs
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Who /finally on the way to my country/ here?
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Post god tier reviews

Sexy deep v neck button jumpsuit romper Women tops elastic slim long sleeve european stars short bodysuit Overalls Free Shipping
http://s.aliexpress.com/iYjYBVvA
(from AliExpress Android)
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>>54352046
my shit has never worked. It always says departed from facility and stays there till I finally get the shit and confirm them received.
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>>54352046
>>54352046
que pediste puto, un RN3P?
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>>54352046
Now pray that correos dont steal your shit
>>54352058
>no lingerie photos anymore
why live
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>>54352122
An I the only one who pronounces it lin-gerie instead of lawn-jerray?
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>>54351715
its a fucking mousepad
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>>54352137
Nope
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>>54352117
Nah, I've got a chink phone already (Zenfone 2). It's a Ganzo knife for EDC. Also a "test" order from GayBeast since I've never uaed the site before, don't wanna risk something expensive
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>>54350816
Mailman here

Those little china post/untracked parcels are fucking annoying. If I forget that it's in there, you're not getting it until tomorrow.
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>>54352188
deliver my shit you lazy cunt
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>>54352199
Pay more for shipping. Untracked shit is lowest priority.
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>>54352188
No rush anon, I'm just glad you deliver my goods and don't stomp on it.

Keep up the good work!
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>>54352188
s-s-stop stealing my tenga eggs!
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>>54352243
Could you buy that Ovipositor toy and put tenga eggs in your butt then have someone fuck your butt and fuck all the eggs?
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What should I get /csg/?

CHUWI Hibook,
Teclast Tbook,
Teclast X98 Plus,
Or a thinkpad X220
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>>54352340
X98 plus
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>>54352188
Its all bout dat epacket SMASH DAT FUCCIN SCAN BUTTON XD XD
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>>54352122
>>54352137
>tfw cant buy lingerie cause they put panties and lingerie in the customs declaration
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>>54352383
>be murrican
>chinks declare whatever the fuck they want
>never have to pay any import tax or customs

Feels gud.
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>>54352403
i think that he mean that dont want anyone to know what is ordering.
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Bought a $27 Shure SM58 knockoff from Aliexpress and shit sounds just as good as the original. Probably gonna buy knockoff SE215s.
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>>54352383
I ordered a bunch of degenerate things from FastTech and they only wrote "E-cigarette Accessories" on the box.
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>>54349587
Its chink shit you dumb fuck
News are cool too. Kill yourself
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/g/, does anyone know have some cheap Bluetooth receivers?
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>>54352475
I got the cheap $2 ones.

Sounds like shit and for desktop speakers only one channel works.
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>>54349709
>>>/pol/
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>>54352464
You sound like a sour watermelon
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Best chink vape on the market that won't kill me?

I heard the Grasshopper is decent.
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>>54352480
So are there any good ones?
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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Anti-fatigue-Anti-radiation-Enhance-immune-250g-green-natural-Spirulina-Tea-Tablet-Health-food-1000-pills/832471_32487844147.html

Now i can order chinkshit without the fearing that will give cancer.
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>>54352555
Serious question, none of your actually order food from Aliexpress right?
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>>54350916
this sseems like it could be dangerous
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>>54352552
Sure, Just not for $2.

I got my Nokia one for $20 a few years ago and it's really good. Even has nfc.

Pic related is the one to avoid, can't say anything about other ones though
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>>54352561
I ordered a pallet of poptarts, then I realized they were made in the US
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>>54352495
If your watermelons are sour and make noise, you should probably throw them out.
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what's a good 5.1 computer speakers? Can spend $30 max
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>>54352685
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>>54352555
Fuck I really want to try this

Am I crazy?
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>>54352561
i order tea regularly from there, i don't give a fuck anymore.
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>>54352672
Exactly.
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>>54352685
>5.1
>"computer" speakers
>$30
>good
whew
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>>54352555
>>54352719
>Grade:AAAAA
>Quality approved
>No artificial/chemical additives
>chinese
seems legit
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I spent 130 dollars on Gearbest today
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>>54352403
Actually the same thing applies for me and I'm German. I ordered a Fuck load of Soviet watches, most of them way over 22€ which is the toll free limit. I ordered a few laser pointer from aliexpress as well, when they still allowed it. Everything labeled as gift or around 10€, the laser pointers got shipped labeled as flashlights in various colours.

Everything slipped through, only thing I had to pay toll for, was something I order on mass drop, that shipped with dhl.
I can't really complain, I still hate all the refugees though.
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>>54352715
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>>54352715
your image isnt loaded for me anon

anyone have the link?
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>>54352754
Here's your (You're Fucking Stupid)
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>>54352754
What you order?
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Any good chink flashlights? I need one just for around the house.
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>>54352796
64 GB shark card
30 dollar TV box
KZ-ATE
Rii i8+
Bluedio T2+, I'm sure you will laugh at me for that, but I've heard good things.

Also, on ebay, a logitech F310 for 16 dollars.
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So I'm tempted to buy the 8bitdo Pro controller. Should I just buy a used PS3 controller instead?
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>>54352820
Why? Do you live in a flood zone?
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>>54352820
Anything that says cree
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>>54352758
>I still hate all the refugees though.
/pol/ says you are going to start your third world war over the refugees.
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>>54352832
>Anything that says cree
154,000 results
Can you be more specific?

>>54352831
>Why? Do you live in a flood zone?
No, because light is good when dark and no lights.
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>>54350481
Do memekeys work on Imeme devices?
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>>54352850
Cree is the type of light that are in the flashlights themselves, and cree lights are great.
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>>54349728
Kek. I posted that reply. I hope this is the next OP image.
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>>54349587
i like to use hal mod in vi, since they learn, i had a bullshit collector, that used ram data to be my friend. its was certainly not called "psycho-for-christ" 3000, but always reminded me about my work.

you have no idea how unix fortunes can be better friends at work, compared with funny cookies every sane guys we will have to face in the next days.
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>>54352902
?
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>>54352902
is aliexpress posting their product descriptions here now?
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>>54352437
I bought stuff before and it said panties on the package, luckily i was home to grab it.
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>>54352902
Shoo shoo?
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>>54352996
>not getting 5
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>>54352383
Ordered a small vibrator, package said "ram"
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rPi should be here tomorrow boys
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>>54352383
Ask them to put "gift" or something on customs
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is this worth it ?

http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_349613.html
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>>54353050
I asked them to put it as 'clothing' but they didn't give a fuck.
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>>54353145
dude. they'll do anything you tell them to if it means they get paid and don't have a dispute opened against them.

I got a store to send me a product they weren't even selling by putting it in the purchase message. (I had to "buy" other things to make up the price difference, but I'm still getting an unlisted product)
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>>54352762
how to optimize images, senpai?
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>>54353352
story?
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>>54353443
Get optipng and pngout, play around with the options.
pngout is more hardcore.

Some common sense is necessary to operate the program.
For example, you don't need a RGBa pallete if white is the only color in the image.
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About to buy a shark. Can anyone recommend a USB3 MicroSD adapter?

Also, with it, will it function as a USB drive? Could I install a live distro to it and boot?
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>>54353493
>Also, with it, will it function as a USB drive? Could I install a live distro to it and boot?
Of course you can. Only downfall of this type of flash vs an SSD is longevity. Any usb3 adapter will work.
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>>54353493
comes with higher end sharks
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>>54353493
>About to buy a shark.
You're buying one even after anons posting theirs memecard's degrading at a fast rate?
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>>54353535
It has a shark on it.
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>>54353142
Nigga grab a chuwi hi8 for ten more bucks and get an android eBook app
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>>54352507
Why do you want a mouth fedora faggot
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>>54353459
I wanted a balisong. No store on aliexpress advertises butterfly knives.
The search term is filtered, even.

So, I looked through until I found the cheapest "practice butterfly knife" that didn't have holes drilled in it and placed an order. (the ones with holes start at around $3, this one was $9.90)
I put in an order and made the message "send sharp knife" (as the listing was already knife shaped but completely blunt)
I got a message back the following day saying "the sharp knives are $4 extra, send $4" I asked how, and she said to buy two $1.96 knives from their store and leave a message with that order.


It was a complete shot in the dark, but it looks like it paid off.
In future, I'm probably going to message sellers to ask for a list of the stuff they sell that's not on the actual site.


I'll post an update in the thread when/if it arrives.
Pic related.
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>>54353002
>Ordered a small vibrator, package said "ram"
Because it's gonna ram your ass
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M I T U < 3
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>>54353543
thanks anon ill be getting the hi8. Do i need to flash it though?
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>>54353576
mind posting which store? will consider the same thing
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>>54353811
If it actually comes, I'll say what the store is.
Should be pretty easy to find based on what I've said though. (price, search term, visual description)

Good luck if you find it though.
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Help me pick a <30$ usb microphone for podcasting
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>>54352403
In yurope you can order upto 22yuros without them checking. Even then they barely check your shit. Never had to pay them.
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>>54354016
They did for me.
Irish customs really pays attention.

I told them the real value of the tablet I'd ordered when they asked because I really didn't want to be out a €140 investment.

I did find out after the fact that it's illegal for anyone but the intended recipient of a letter, parcel, or other sealed container to open it.
So, they'd either have to take my word for the value of the item (I sent screenshots) or send it back.


If they were concerned it was illegal, they'd still need me to agree to open it for them.
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>>54353950
BM-800 is supposedly really good, check out anon's "quick and dirty review" of it on YouTube
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>>54352758
Well you only end up paying extra taxes and shit when you get caught.

DHL, UPS and the like come with a 100% guarantee they'll be declared at customs. As private companies, they have an actual responsibility of whatever they transport, so they won't risk getting caught with illegal goods, because THEY have to pay for it.

Any other national post service just sends whatever and passes it to another national post, as part of a worldwide post agreement, and each service is only responsible of the package as long as it is in one's country. As it constitutes the bulk of post services with millions of packages, and that they focus on everything big, heavy, highly metallic, and that triggers detectors and dogs, they won't really care about your dildos and mangos, even if wrote "100% PURE DIAMONDS, VALUE: $1000000000000" on it.
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Wut do guys? I feel disappointing after waiting through four days and after their Chinese Labor Day. Do I keep pressuring them to price match? Isn't that their policy to price match as stated in their site? It's for a Piston 3. Do I pony up the cash and just get it? I feel forced to pay without them taking the offer of their price match policy.
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>>54354152
>ibuygou
Stop buying on that webshite.
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Amy Li <3
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What 14500 battery to get for LED flashlight?

and what charger to get for 14500 ?

Thanks.
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> 2016-05-03 01:20
>The item is at the PostNL sorting center

OH GOD
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>>54354348
same here. What does it mean ?
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>>54352820
Get a 10w led and a 3s LiPo battery and walk around with it.

Fucking bright as hell.
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>>54354152
>"no sir"
their responses can't get any shorter, can they
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>order something from gearbest
>track17 tells me it refers to a collective dispatch from Israel post
How fucked am I?
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>>54354348
>>54354402
It means your package finally arrived at NL! Now give em a while and they'll ship it to your country, it should look like this: >>54352046
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Colleague of mine came in yesterday with this thing. Played around a bit using my HTC one m8, works pretty well. Even managed to trick Steam into thinking it was a Vive and got euro truck simulator working.

Ordered one yesterday for 15 euro's on aliexpress. can't wait.
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>>54354438
nice, start preparing by downloading 100 GB of VR porn
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>>54354438
How do you trick steam into thinking it's a Vive?

Is that a full Gear VR knockoff or just Cardboard?
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>>54354438
I tried the legit samsung one from a colleague with s6 edge.

Honestly it was a fun gimmick but still very far from good
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>>54354457
I used riftcat, it patches the steamVR drivers, starts a deamon and streams to an app on my phone.

It is cardboard, no extra sensors, a lot more comfortable though.
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Anyone bought vibrators from china?


I'm about to pull the trigger on a 200 pack of condoms. Will keep the thread updated on that.
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>>54354447
Bitch, please.
The pornhub app has VR support
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>>54354521
for every $1 saved now its $10000 lost when they fail
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>>54354521
What's the connection?

You bought cheap condoms to use over cheap vibrators, so they don't poison you?
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>>54354521
>chinese toxic plastic in your ass


enjoy your colon cancer I guess
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>>54349587
Best thread
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OP is trying to ruin the cosiness of this general
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>>54354541
>What's the connection?
none, I'm just doing both in one order.

>>54354540
I intend to test almost all of them to begin with.
If they're anything but legit, I'm getting a refund.

They're either ones that are cheaper for china, or knockoffs.

>>54354545
>colon cancer
anon, pls.
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>>54349673
I do : ^)
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Are spiky condoms worth it?
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>>54354599
they just feel odd inside you
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>>54354581
are you a girl? vibrators in your butt feels terrible imo. I remember when i was like 10, i snuck into my step mums pantie draw while she was hanging out the washing, put her panties on and put her vibrator in my butt.

It felt terrible and it scared me off putting things in my butt for like another few years
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>>54352758
Now I'm worried my chinkbot was sent with DHL, I hope those chinks devalued the parcel
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>>54354624
what a faggot
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>>54354624
If you get a cheap chink vibrator, the vibration will be so weak you wouldn't feel anything in your butt anyway.
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>>54354409
oy vey.
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best rebranding?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/sexo-Eye-Mask-for-one-eye-bdsm-sex-Pirate-Cyclops-Sex-Products-Erotic-Toys-Sex-Toys/32654604428.html
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>>54354659
Or it has the fabled 'heat stimulation' function, which is just another way of saying it will burst into flames inside your rectum.
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>>54354709
eh, it's usually just really simple - alkaline batteries connected to a small motor.
It's hard to fuck it up so much it presents a fire hazard.
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>>54354549
You're not fooling anyone you autist fuck
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>>54354701
>Seller: Best vision
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>>54354725
Don't underestimate chink magic.
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>>54352758
>be swiss
>order chinkphone
>they ship it as "mp4 player" with value of 20$
>no taxes, toll
chinks a gud.
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>>54349587
>chinese
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>>54352561
You're naive if you think 99% of expensive supplements aren't just dirt cheap powders from alibaba in american capsules and bottles
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>gaybeast shipped my order within 6hours

well done great chinese ally
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So what's the deal with these shark cards? How's their longlivety so far?
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>>54354992
They cant stop swimming else they died
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>>54354992
about 2 weeks

that's why we keep ordering them :)
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>>54354962
>Believing they actually shipped your order when they said they did.

Oh anon, you're so naive
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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bifold-Wallet-Men-s-PU-Leather-Credit-ID-Card-Holder-Slim-Purse-Gift-Hot-Selling/32482940101.html

Will this make me look like a pansy?
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>>54354992
Two weeks after use their speeds are halved.
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>>54355083
Depends on how pansy you look without it.
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May as well post a couple reviews.

First up is the Magnetic iPad mini case.

http://www.gearbest.com/ipad-cases-covers/pp_298102.html

As you can expect, even though it says leather it's obviously not, but other than that it seems to be a great case, the back plastic seems to be solid enough and the folding front piece is reasonably sturdy. The hinge has a bit of give and slides up and down which is a little disappointing but at that price it's pretty primo.

The magnetic front cover can be detached from the back plastic and will work fine as a cover, the magnets that hold it to the case do a fairly good job.

The only thing I'm a little dubious about are the clips that hold the plastic to the iPad itself, there's only 4 small attachment points and I have a feeling that if any of them break the entire case will be busted.
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>>54355083
Is that the beta male version of "Does this make my ass look big?"?
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>>54355160
>not wanting you ass to look big
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Summer hasn't even started yet and I still have daily insect incursions into my home.

Anyone know if stuff like this actually works?
And more importantly, will it scare the crap out of my cats?

Summer is hell.
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>>54355157
Second on the list is the adjustable tablet stand.

http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_262179.html

most of the joints are pretty solid once you tighten them down, but the joint that connects the arm to the clamp on the base is pretty crappy, would recommend tightening this down as much as possible.

It's clearly not designed for the use-case that I have it in at the moment (hanging above my face in bed) but it performs pretty well for what I want it to do.

cont. in next post. I've got some images to post with it.
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>>54355180
House fires are good at scaring bugs away
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>>54355201
The attachment point where the clamp fits to the arm is flimsy as fuck, clearly it's designed so that gravity holds the tablet clamp assembly in place, because apparently people would want to take the whole assembly with them when they move it, rather than taking the tablet out, I managed to get around with the problem of it falling off as soon as I moved by putting some hot glue in the middle of where the 4 attachment tabs lock into the arm. Which seems to have solved all of the issues with it falling.

The tablet clamp itself isn't really easy to use, you have to pull up the tab and force the sliding mechanism apart, but it definitely does the job and holds my iPad securely and has enough movement to hold anything but the largest of tablets. Could feasibly hold a phablet if you wanted it to.

Overall it's definitely worth the 8 dollarydoos or so I paid with GBP. Would recommend for anyone who wants a tablet mount, would work really well if you want to mount a tablet on your desk.
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Speaking of house fires, is there a DIY 4x 18650 bank for 10 USD or less that isn't shit?
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>>54355180
Read the reviews? I don't think it will to be honest. You should clear any place with stagnant water, ponds, vases etc around your house then use mosquito nets on your windows maybe doors.
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>>54355180
Pelargonium plants keep mosquitos away.
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Third review is the creative magnet putty. My version is slightly different to the one linked but I'm 100% it's the exact same stuff.

http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_328237.html

The best way to describe this stuff would be silly putty except stickier. It sticks to the bag it came in and if you don't handle it properly it'll stick to your hands. The magnetic component is fun for about the first 5 minutes before becoming boring, the putty itself is too viscous to do anything really cool with the putty, and tears too easily to manipulate the whole blob at once. It definitely looks a lot cooler in videos than it does IRL. Not something I'd spend the money on again, but you might want to play with it for a while.
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>>54355309
literally cancer in a box
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