What Chink Shit is currently in your cart?
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News:
>Meanwhile over at Xiaomi HQ >>54261119 >Actually anon bought a Mitu plush >>54260803 >>54260825 >>54260874
>>Shitpost your way through your first 5 reviews on Gearbest >>54202786 and receive 1300 points, one anon received an additional 1300 >>54233452 (possibly a glitch.) >>54242464
>The Cakebux removal message has changed to "Got Points from Mother's Day Draw" >>54221233 some anons have tried with varying results with points being promised >>54251238 when asked nicely >>54251304 or outright rejection >>54252092
>Anon struggles with a Rapoo e6350 keyboard >>54260667 >>54261631
>Anon's got very fast shipping on his KZ ED9's >>54260309 >>54260744
>Anon reviews the Opus BT-C100 >>54259985
>Anon reviews an old purchase a pair of NATO straps for his watch >>54258256
>More info from "Quick&Dirty Reviews" anon's youtube channel >>54259214
Previous thread >>54254681
first for Hibook
What's in your Ali cart?
>>54261908
Exploding powerbanks and fake phones
are there any protective cases for the Hibook? I know there are a bunch for the Hi/Vi 8/10 but...
>>54261908
your mom
>>54261908
Energy bars made from Chinese newspapers
Have they fixed the motor problems on the JJRC H8C yet?
Just got this e-mail, it's my KingDian 480GB SSD(from KingDian official store) , this is the first time I get an E-mail from a chinese shipping company, and the information is accurate, it just finished customs inspection few hours ago, they used Marshall Islands Post...
>>54261908
>Chuwi Hi8 Pro with a case
>Type-C OTG and adapters
>USB 3 hub
>couple of cheap thin wallets
>tablet stand
>3 cheap lenses for smartphones
>>54261950
Nothing like eating communist propaganda for breakfast.
>>54261967
Build wall Jose.
>>54261908
Is gearbest's favorites enough?
Aww shiet, I've bought a chinky phone full of Trojans n shit
>>54262014
>chink phone
>security
pick one
>>54261883
Mine literally arrived today. The mail person couldn't take my debit card for the customs duty on it, so I'm picking it up from the post office either today in a couple hours or tomorrow after 1pm.
Got the HiBook and the Docking Keyboard, will report back on my experience. Seller was pretty nice, kept calling me "Dear". Hopefully it isn't damaged on arrival.
>>54262014
Welcome to /csg/
Now go flash the stock ROM.
>>54261908
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Macho-Man-Randy-Savage-Jesus-Best-Fabric-Modern-Classical-Custom-Shower-Curtain-bathroom-Waterproof-Eco-Friendly/32479279149.html
>>54262036
Did you order from Aliexpress? I plan to order it from Gearbest. Also, Looking forward to your experience
>>54262044
Holy shit that's expensive
>>54262036
The sellers call everybody dear. I also call them dear sellers.
>>54262036
Please report back on Hibook. I had second thoughts and cancelled my order for one.
>>54262037
But I've spent 3 hours setting up the phone. How bad am getting chinked if I use this shit for a few days until I summon the inner strength to do all that shit?
>>54262056
I know. If it were $15 or so I would have snapped it up but I'm not spending that much on a fucking shower curtain, no matter how much it makes me smile.
>>54262054
Yeah Aliexpress, the store is called "QH-Store"
A guy posted an unboxing video of what I believe to be the same bundle (similar size and packaging to the package I saw on the mail truck), I dunno what language he is speaking but you see pretty clearly the stuff and he even shows booting Android and Windows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvSG-IOG6Qw
>>54262071
Yeah it's my first experience with an order where i've had to talk to the seller. I wonder if "Dear" is a translation of a Chinese word that is like a polite way to refer to someone. Feels almost a little too intimate.
>>54262080
Will do. Either today or tomorrow whenever I get it. Maybe in a couple days once I actually get around to using it for a bit.
>>54262085
If you flash the phone immediately, you lose almost nothing.
If you run the phone without flashing, the chinks probably have access to everything else so you'll probably wanna factory reset your router and shit.
>>54262085
They mostly just load ads on the background and send your usage data to China, you can use it but don't do sensitive shit with it until you flash the stock ROM.
I would just flash it right away.
I got these headphones. They are alright for 20bucks. I charged them the first day for about two hours. Haven't charged them since then, April 11. I have used them for about 15 hours on Bluetooth. Sounds great after adjusting the bass. The bass is great for bass heavy songs.
When Bluetooth is enabled, the device can be 10m away from he headphones. I think it's more like 15m before it starts to break the sound. You can also plug a second set of headphones to it so you and another person can listen to the same song or movie.
It doesn't block out noice but it works for some noice.
The only thing I didn't like is that it feels fragile when you take them off. It feels like they can break easily.
>>54262140
>factory reset your router
>>54262222
>nephew won't come off his iPad
>stupid spoiled shit, Clash of Clans is rotting your mind faggot
>go into router settings
>block iPad connection
>actually blocked everything except the iPad
>can no longer access router settings
>mfw
This is why resets are a good idea
>>54262283
>reset router
>actually block the ipad
>nephew cries about clash of clans not working
>>54262283
>actually blocked everything except the ipad
You are a special kind of retarded
Has anyone bought just the panel used in retina ipads and powered it with a separate controller?
my cat piggy bank its chipped and shit. The packaging is destroyed as well, but I shilled and already put a good review in for the 80 Good Boy points.
Should i ask for a refund/?
>>54263159
uh yeah
>>54263159
trade them in for 8 chieken tendies
>>54263159
>giving good reviews for defective goods
>>54261908
the pastebin's been removed?
looking for a decent mic & headphones for dota & other online games
>>54263199
When are you getting the vagina?
>>54263199
>buying womens underwear and a fake vagina
I would tell you to kill yourself but I'm pretty sure eating that mochi will have the same effect.
>>54262126
Are you not American? Nearly all our correspondence starts with Dear
Dear Customer is a big thing here
still waiting for 7 items shipped between 3. and 8. of april
its always the shit you get early. the important stuff always comes last (if at all).
>>54263199
>putting cancer panties on your vagi-
Why are you buying a fake vagina
>>54262126
>>54263253
tfw some people on this very board are so millennial they don't know how to write basic correspondence
>>54262194
Would you buy them again?
>>54263253
>>54263283
>Dear so-and-so,
normal way to start correspondence
>don't worry dear
>Alright dear,then we will declare original price according to our experience.
The difference being that they are referring to you as "a dear" rather than it being something you put before a name.
It's like when my dad used to call cashier's "honey" before my mom made him stop.
Peek-a-boo.
*puts a coin in*
The cat takes the coin.
This is what this piggy bank does. It makes saving money up fun. It allows you to obtain prosperity through small steps.
Its quality and originality only supplements the great sounds effects and the caricature of the cat.
Its not only a great gift for yourself but for your mum, dad, family, cat, dog, teachers and friends.
Its a gift that will be appreciated for generations to come.
go to http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_150146.html
for the best value
>>54263330
its cheaper on ali
>>54263284
Yes, I plan on getting another for my dad.
>>54263330
>generations to come
>buying a 10 dollar toy to help you save a few coins
>>54263354
Is it on ear or over ear? Can you pass a link please? I'm looking for a cheapo headphone for a while now
>>54263389
Over ear.
Bluedio HT(shooting Brake) Wireless Bluetooth Headphones BT 4.1 Version Stereo Bluetooth Headset built-in Mic for calls
http://s.aliexpress.com/YvYZriaI
(from AliExpress Android)
Look around you might get them cheaper than what they cost now. I got them on their anniversary sale when it was cheaper.
Fasttech 15% coupon for upcoming Labor day 1-2 May:
LABORDAY
>>54263111
Some guy actaully mentioned the same idea.
He might even have it done already...
I, myself have managed to get my hand on a lcd screen from a 5 yo laptop and bought a controller from ali, but it never arrived. Also I broke the panel meanwhile so fuck it.
>>54261871
MITU
I really want to throw my money away but I don't really need anything right now besides a shark card or two.
Can anyone recommend me something miscellaneous and maybe a mouse pad?
>>54263712
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Kazi-Police-Station-Building-Block-Sets-536pcs-Educational-DIY-Bricks-Toys-Free-Shipping-Without-Original-Box/516520_1486287820.html
>>54263712
http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html
>>54263712
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Allright guys, just uploaded my new video review of a current and voltage detector for USB devices. Feel free to subscribe hope these chinese product reviews come in handy to buyers. I tried changing the light and background setup for better ISO and focus settings. Also tried talking closer to the mic.
https://youtu.be/kUQ0PaCt-V8
- Upcoming reviews -
Cheap E-Cig
USB-PS2 adapters (Spoiler they don't work)
Lots of other fun stuff...
>>54263712
buy me something
>>54263746
Neat
But I have a box full of those wooden building sets with the long cylinders and wheels full of holes. I forget what they're called.
>>54263772
Looks good. Anyone tried this?
>>54263712
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-gadgets/pp_218175.html?vip=143409
USB current + voltage + other statistics detector.
>>54263855
Look at the reviews
>>54263852
Haven't yet, but i'm musing on the idea, honestly I can find cheaper ones.
Not taking pictures but I just opened up my Mpow Armor that Ali had a flash sale on 2 weeks ago. Packaging intact, shipping time was bretty hood for chinks shit Yada yada. Comes with a USB micro charge cord and an auxiliary cable. First impression is that the thing is smaller than I though. Speaker is LOUD for its size. Just spent the weekend with a busy who had a real jawbone bar speaker and all he could do was bitch-made about how quiet it was. This thing blows it's doors off. Waterproof cheap and simple, pretty happy with it overall. If I get motivated and anyone has interest I may do a photo review of some chinks golf clubs I just got. I have a shop full of real deals and did a pretty in depth comparison: end of the day they are nice.
Xiaomi mi4 at 140 eurodollars on Oppomart.
Is it reliable?
>>54263839
Your voice is making me so hard
>>54263920
Thanks mate, sub for more erectile reviews.
>>54263913
Mi4c is selling for the same price. SD808>SD801
>>54263923
Thanks for these uploads
>>54263839
Hey! I'm reading that book right now!
>>54263887
How's the battery life?
IT HAS ARRIVED
Mini review of the 18650 EDC light Convoy S2+ from Convoy's store on Aliexpress.
The Convoy S2+ is an EDC light using a genuine Cree XM-L2 LED, powered by 18650 LiIon cells. Costs $18. It comes with a number of options when it comes to finish, LED driver and LED color tint. Quality is impeccable and performance excellent.
The light has a metal switch that's miles ahead in feel compared to the rubber boots other lights use. A clip is sold for $1 that can be placed in three locations on the body of the flashlight. Location pictured is good for carrying the light in deep pockets. The reflector is aluminum and has an "orange peel" surface, that makes the hotspot smooth. Spill is good for general usage.
The S2+ driver has 5 modes (Low/Med/Hi/Strobe/SOS) in 3 groups (Group 1: Low/Mid/Hi, Group 2: All modes). A quick half press of the switch cycles between the modes. Group 2 can be disabled so you don't have to cycle through the SOS/Strobe modes by switching the light to low, waiting until the light flashes after 5 seconds and half-pressing the switch at that time. (cont...)
>>54263965
No problem, I will post the next in the next hour.
>>54263970
Which book? The "Sony Corporation" enscribed thing is a baggie that came with a vintage radio I got for free. I can post pics if you like?
Can someone post that site where you can check if a cell phone will work with your carrier?
>>54264062
Link to store?
>>54264058
what could it be? people who read the previous image closely will already know
>>54264062
Price is a bit steep but I like the build quality, check out my review of the XML-T6, much cheaper only 4-5 bucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60RnNR1kdw8
>>54264078
hello fellow canadanon
>>54264078
/It must be the 100% quality gear best good!! :)))))))))))))
>>54263963
Mi4 3GB > Mi4c 2GB
>>54264078
dragon dildo
>>54264062
Low is 5%, Medium is 30% and High is 100%. For my driver configuration (6x7135, 2100mA) that means 100mA on Low, 900mA on Medium and 2050mA on high (measurements taken myself. The driver has low voltage protection and will start flashing when battery voltage gets low (near 3V). The driver comes in multiple configurations with a number of 7135 regulators. Each one allows for 350mA into the LED at high, so 6x7135 for example means 2100mA. It's more than enough. There's also an option for different LED tints. 1C is the cold blue tint. 3B is a neutral tint with a light greenish color to it. The larger the number the warmer the white. At 2100mA (high) the light quickly becomes too hot to hold, but on medium 900mA it remains just warm. Even low (100mA) is more than enough for general usage though.
The light has a spring on the positive so flat-top cells can be used and the Oring of the lens (the glass covering the reflector) glows in the dark.
>>54264088
Counterfeit CREE leds with mediocre performance.
>>54264077
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/330416
>>54264130
You got me
>>54264158
Of course!
>>54264058
>>54264078
Look what we have here! Nothing but the finest brand!
>>54264088
Also, Ewwww, zooming light. Terrible beams in general. And most likely the driver is shit that will die quickly.
>>54264078
RMN3 Pro!
>>54264194
keyboard first, the hinge is IMPOSSIBLE to move on its own
wew sharks swim FAST!!
got from china to NZ in like a week
>>54264220
et viola, the Chuwi HiBook
>>54264169
Mi4 is old. get the Redmi 3 if you want 5".
>>54263199
>literally falling for all of the memes
Degenerate/10
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/6pc-5g-Puerh-Tea-premium-Osmanthus-cooked-tea-mini-tuo-tea-slimming-beauty-stovepipe-free-shipping/1269947_1884282727.html
TEA
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>>54264256
its that the z8500 processor?
How much was it?
It seems very similar to the hp pavillion x2 but much cheaper with a better screen and storage space.
Give us a review soon!
>>54263772
>http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html
Whish xiaomi had a smaller mousepad.
>>54261908
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Not-a-Girl-btw/32618728207.html
>>54264256
Tell me how bright is the screen display.
>>54264328
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Not-a-Girl-btw/32618728207.html
Do your manboobs really need that much support?
>>54264257
So what? still better than the Redmi 3 minus the battery.
>>54264328
post feet
>>54264389
If you want it so much why won't you just buy it and stop wasting our time? sheesh.
Is the Hi10/Hibook good for drawing? Or is it not a good Surface Pro replacement?
>>54264416
Already own one.
>>54264319
>Chuwi HiBook Dual OS Tablet PC Intel Atom X5 Cherry Trail Z8300 64bit Windows10 4 /64G 10.1" hi book 1920x1200 Type-C 3.0 tablet
I've heard the Z8300 isn't bad for overheating, I'm not expecting to do heavy lifting with this.
It was ~$350 Canadabucks with shipping and GST/handling fee included.
>>54264345
here's a pic of it running Android, the screen protector was still on
little worrying that the bootloader wouldn't work (you could select windows or linux, but it didn't work with the touch screen, perhaps the keyboard was needed) it just booted straight into Android. I used the power menu to switch from Android to Windows, there's a desktop shortcut for switching back to Android.
>>54264011
Just opened it to be honest. Only a 1000mA battery but so far it's doing ok.
calling shark shill squad
>>54264433
Take more pictures of it with the keyboard. How does it feel? Isn't the tablet small at all?
>>54264433
I like the device, but i dont understand this stupid fucking chink bootloader
does it follow UEFI spec? if i ever bought one, id be nuking that chink and installing it fresh
>>54264433
first thing i did before signing into any accounts, looks good!
>>54264427
>>54263913
Stupid samefag kek.
>>54264390
>>54264480
here you go. keyboard feels pretty good, not as good as my mech keyboard obviously but keys have pretty good travel. As good if not better than any laptop keyboard I've typed on.
>>54264484
I might install it fresh, i'm just worried about drivers. I don't really want Android on it, but if it isn't broken why fix it?
>>54263234
>>54264489
>first thing i did
>not reinstalling it with a clean iso
>>54264503
disgustingly beautiful
>>54264503
The monkey and the shark
>>54261871
>ERROR, PASTE ID IS INVALID, OR PASTE HAS BEEN REMOVED!
Did the moran that started it set a expiration date?
>>54264502
>>54264256
when did you place the order? and from where?
Just did a video review of
http://www.gearbest.com/starter-kits/pp_279682.html?vip=143435
Hope you guys enjoy! Subscribe for more unbiased product reviews from China, input is always welcomed /csg/
https://youtu.be/6tcnHLnOgPg
>>54264548
http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
OP fucked up the link.
>>54264519
could you take some pictures of the bios for me?
Id be interested to see the partition layout and EFI entries if you know how to do that.
Android on that device will undoubtedly be a fork of Android-x86, so the option is there if you need it anyway.
Remix-OS is probs better option than AOSP android..
>>54264519
Whats the expected battery life on windows vs android?
I plan on removing the android part as well, but I am curious
>>54264489
Whats the dpi setting at?
>>54264558
>EVOD
Nobody cares about outdated 2012 technology.
>>54263111
It only works with Displayport, HDMI to DP adapters won't work, which kind of kills my intended use case (raspberry pi/XBOX 360 cardboard theater).
If you're some anime fag I could see it being cool as a secondary anime-only screen while you're posting in desktop threads or wondering where it all went wrong etc.
>>54264592
Every single tablet I have tested have just like 10% more battery life when using Android vs Windows.
>>54264602
I'm not particularly interested in "Vape" culture, it was cheap and wanted to give it a go with a solid review.
>>54264610
Thanks m8
>>54264602
Oh forgot to mention, check out my channel, if there is something I can do to improve my video quality I am always open to suggestions.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
>>54264619
You can't give a "solid" review on something as complicated as an electronic cigarette without actually having used many different devices with different performance.
And this has nothing to do with "vape culture". There are better started kits out there that can help smokers quit. And stop view-whoring to convince GB to send you free shit and gift cards.
>>54264608
I was actually just looking into it, and someone used the panel to make a cheap 'cintiq' which was what I was interested in. There is some guy that sells the displayport adapter for ~30$.
http://forum.bongofish.co.uk/index.php?topic=2379.0
its about 100$ for the panel and controller, which is pretty cheap.
>>54264647
i will give you 5 bucks for a ASMR video of you sucking something.
>>54264554
Placed the order April 11th from QH-Store on Aliexpress. Left China on the 19th and arrived today (27th), so 16 days. Not bad considering they said 15-60 day delivery time.
>>54264582
I'll see if i can get into the bios, i didn't see a keyboard shortcut to use to get into it but i wasn't looking. i dunno how you would do it with just the tablet but i have the keyboard so it should be fine.
>>54264592
didn't spend much time in Android, Windows has been saying i have 2:36 left for like 15%, it's now at 53%, came out of the box at 70%.
>>54264598
Windows scaling is at 150%, fonts look pretty crisp, better than my desktop monitor.
Anyone know what setting would be minimizing all windows when i swipe down from the top of the touchpad? apparently i do that a lot and it is annoying
Are there any good chink kindle/e-ink readers?
>>54264660
You are right, I cannot properly review Electronic cigarettes without knowing much about them. I'm only familiar with the electronics and chemistry involved. Yet I have not tried out other models/designs. I am not view whoring only want to get as many reviews out there as possible.
>>54264672
I'm not that cheap. But if I ever decide to review a product such as a lollipop I will let you know.
>>54264647
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
>A simple channel dedicated to uploading uploading quick and concise reviews for products from Chinese sources.
You have uploading twice there brother
>>54264677
>I'll see if i can get into the bios, i didn't see a keyboard shortcut to use to get into it but i wasn't looking. i dunno how you would do it with just the tablet but i have the keyboard so it should be fine.
Hold the volume down button on boot. or press f7.
I want to get android on my chuwi tablet. (since fedora has awful driver support on this thing)
were you given a support link?
>>54264756
Fixed, thanks for the heads up.
any 2$ gift for friends?
>>54264790
Exactly 1.95 USD
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-adapter/pp_18802.html?vip=143448
>>54264790
Works good, but get them to wash it out first.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cancer-pussy/2045813124.html
I'm looking for a way to get them in bulk.
>>54264856
Are they used? I dont get it why would you want to wash it out?
So whats the consensus on kingdian SSD
Y/N?
>>54264856
They COULD be making those a tiny bit thicker at the top and they wouldn't break after two uses.
But the fucking jews want them to be disposable.
>>54264856
A friend bought me these before. They're not the greatest, but at that price, you can't complain.
>>54264740
Chink E-Ink mysteriously basically doesn't exist.
It's a mystery.
>>54264900
prices are cheaper for americans. as usual.
>>54264903
the ones without the tenga logo are cheaper.
>>54264901
mine's gone four already.
>>54264892
wash it out because it's covered with silicone powder.
Mfw twin engine :^)
>>54264968
>36 usd
the absolute wanker
Can you get, like, an open-ended masturbator so that two people can use it at once?
That'd be pretty fun.
>>54262044
I would love a lewd one
>>54262283
And you're saying it's your nephew who's had his mind rot by stupid meme electronics?
/g/et >>>/out/
>>54264988
l-lewd
>>54262283
>Clash of Clans
how is this rot? you can only play it for a few seconds before you have to wait for days
>>54265015
Would you like to try it anon?
>>54265035
y-yeah, only if i get to cum second..
>>54265059
Sure but you've got to clean it too.
>>54265089
i will lick it
Apparently love can bloom in the chink threads
>>54265089
yum >.>
also, opinons http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-1-1-size-7-5-KG-artificial-man-s-ass-sex-doll-for-women-and/32611281941.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.73.dulKfs&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_1_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_1&btsid=e3959467-4c5f-4766-bc19-d27c940df99b
>>54265151
capped for future memes
>>54265152
too expensive
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-masturbation-artificial-realistic-full-silicone-vagina-pussy-sex-doll-for-men-realistic-big-Ass-Vagina/32520718486.html
linked me to this, which looks suspiciously tight
>>54265152
>7kgs of ass
>>54265225
Im so gay, the vagina puts me right off, i wanted something focused on just ass. but you're right its too expensive plus there's no reviews on these things
>>54264677
>Anyone know what setting would be minimizing all windows when i swipe down from the top of the touchpad? apparently i do that a lot and it is annoying
I have basically zero experience in win 10, but is there something called "swipe from edge?" settings?
>>54265152
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Long-love-supplies-wholesale-simulation-of-non-inflatable-doll-painted-solid-male-Adult-supplies-shop-one/32506064972.html
fucking kek
>>54265290
blow up dolls have always baffled me, they look like shit, arent warm, soft, pleasant. Just get a daki honestly. Or at least an inflatable that can be dressed
>>54265290
dem hips
>>54265268
The issue appears be that windows doesn't recognize that this is a touchpad. it thinks that it is just a regular mouse, so touchpad settings aren't shown. mouse gestures do work including multifinger scrolling and three finger scroll up/down for desktop and task view, but it seems that this is handled in the driver instead of by Windows. It's just like it has this extra gesture for swiping down from the top. Swiping from the right opens the charms as expected, and swiping from the left opens task view.
I guess I'll just get used to it if i can't figure out where the settings are.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Full-silicone-vagina-male-masturbation-toys-sex-dolls-real-pussy-free-shipping/1758991190.html
selling at aloss apparently. Cop or not?
Anyone else suddently being fowarded to the sign up page on ali express when they press links?
>>54265362
Looks really short.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sex-TPR-5D-Sex-Masturbator-for-Men-Spiral-tentacles-360-Degree-Stimulate-Penis-Vaginal-Oral-Sex/32328786753.html
H-h-how do these feel?
>>54265439
Probably horrible.
>>54265439
like fucking coral
>>54265439
This looks like it could either be really awkward or insanely good. It's $10 anon, just get it for us.
>>54265362
onaholes arent expensive dude. buy a legit one from a reputable brand, they will be better and wont melt your dick with cheap materials.
>50 days since shipment
Fucking PostNL
>40 minutes between replies
Dead thread.
>package sent by Flyt from hong kong to mexico
>now the package is in switzerland
WHAT
>>54265965
I know that feel man, fuck PostNL
Who here having fun
Need recommendations for microphones, so far I've got 2 cheapo gooseneck ones from eBay that've both turned out be absolute shite. I'd be willing to pay up to $12AUD for a decent one that's not gonna dick me around. Sound quality isn't a huge issue, only using it for VoIP and the like, but I'd prefer it if the person on the other end could hear me and not have huge amounts of reverb and other issues fucking it all up for me.
Would prefer something as close to the AntLion mod-mic as possible, can't get one because in Ausland they're easily $100AUD each, which is stupid for a microphone that isn't good enough for recording quality sound.
Have seen the V-Moda Boom mic, which would be great as it has one 3.5mm but I use the 5.1 Audio on the back of my computer for sound and have a speaker amplifier hooked up through a Y splitter.
People always recommend lapel mics but they are pretty inconvenient if I have to clip it to my shirt every time I want to use voice on my computer, so unless anyone has an easy mod to make it mount semi-permanently to my headphones I don't really want one, though it would be possible to cannibalise one of the goosenecks from the mics I already have to make something more suitable.
Those of you who wrote in about Cakebux, did you use chat or some sort of email? I'm chatting with them but it's some native english speaker and I think he knows my game.
>>54265338
Im sure you tried this already but fuck it:
http://superuser.com/questions/949334/disable-new-gestures-in-windows-10
Towards the bottom theres some kind of gestures, wonder if its possible to isolate one?
Are there any /CSG/ microphones comparable to blue snowball?
>>54266272
>going this far to save a few dollars
ayyy kill yourself
they have chat logs history you dumbfuck
>>54266384
im aware which is why i spammed tons of smileys and have my account set up as a grill and have a picture of my hot friend as my avatar
$40 off a smartphone is worth the effort
>>54266405
>i spammed tons of smileys and have my account set up as a grill and have a picture of my hot friend as my avatar
>>54266364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4r1NfC1HO4
This looks well built, anon reviews /csg/ shit
>>54266422
Its proven this works, they actually process orders faster.
>>54266429
>the package was dilapidated
I learned a new word today.
>>54266313
yeah i think it has to do with the fact that the touchpad is seen by Windows as a mouse rather than a touchpad. it's attached to the docking keyboard and isn't a Synaptics pointing device. It's almost like it is interpreted as the touch screen, but that doesn't make sense since there is a cursor.
anyone have any experience with chink lighters?
>>54266587
I'd probably stay away from anything that combines fire and historically poor build quality. If you are get something basic and only get one with some good reviews behind it.
>>54259999
When I upgraded my elitebook, it was much cheaper to get a 1.8" microSATA -> mSATA adapter and just get a mSATA ssd. It worked fine that way.
>>54261871
Ordered an eGPU adapter from GearBest on the 14th, shipped via "America Direct Express", tracking says it's been in Cincinnati since the 21st. Should I be worried?
>>54266587
literal house fire
a bic lighter is only a few dollarydoos
>>54266587
I have ordered quite a few and never had any issues. Anything in specific? I don't have them on me and I don't have pictures but I have ordered a jet style, bic style, and zippo style (all refillable) and I have had zero issues.
It's been 15 days.
It's probably still in china
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Black-Chinese-Mens-Cotton-Kung-Fu-Shirt-Hombre-Camisa-Summer-Short-sleeve-with-Pocket/32368241877.html
Will this make me look like a fuccboi?
>>54266686
How do these shits work? The external GPU will only output on an external monitor/tv, not on the laptop's screen, right?
>>54266732
Nice. I was after a zippo style lighter. I guess I'll just follow >>54266623
and go for something mass reviewed
>>54266797
chinkboi
>>54266797
It's not bad, assuming it fits
>>54266797
Pls no kung fu
>>54266805
Well, actually it can do the laptop screen. You take a hit on framerate though.
The adapter adapts an Expresscard to 1x PCIe slot, where GPU is 16x PCIe. It works at about 80% performance with an Nvidia card and external displa,y less with an internal display cause it has to send the display data back over that 1x link.
Look up "GDC beast v8" on youtube for footage
Taken with my xiaomi yi, it's nice but I need to get a waterproof case
>>54266867
Kinda shitty looking on here, had to crop it ;~;
>>54266882
it looks cool :) just needs editing
>>54266867
colors seems overexposed... does it have manual controls through the app?
Are those any good?
Some people say the FOV is bad
http://www.gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_264721.html
>>54267004
It's an action cam, you can change the saturation and stuff in an editor
>>54267063
Does that bluetooth controller work well?
>>54266272
Just make a ticket
>>54264856
In for one... might be fun...
>>54267445
make us an "indepth" review ;)
Just grabbed all this. Its my first /CSG/ order, so i probably should have only bought one small cheap thing so i could guage the quality and speed (And if it even fucking arrives) but whatever.
Anyone had issues with Gearbest?
>>54261871
My phone's screen is retarded. Its a Meizu M2 and there's are red lines almost permanently.
how do i get the chinks at Gearbest to give me a full refund?
I didnt use paypal...fuck me
>>54267728
>gaybeast
MEMED HARD
>>54267728
>be me browsing /csg/
>buy that Mi Key
>have Moto phone
>it doesn't fit the half deep audio jack
>>54267728
>Anyone had issues with Gearbest?
I personally haven't had any but they are known for taking a longer time to process and ship your stuff
>>54267728
those LEDs + ??? = ambi light ?
>>54267728
If processing takes longer than a week always contact support, chances are that they're waiting on a supplier. They will give you an estimate of when it'll arrive at their warehouse and when it'll get sent to you.
Wtf none of my 5 orders have updated since the 16th
"Despatched to over seas"
"Plant to take flight"
"Exported directly Shenzhen"
"Despatched over seas"
>>54267765
>Implying GayBeast isn't the best option when trying to avoid fakes and ripoffs.
For all the really chinky shit go ahead and buy from AliExpress but GearBest seems to have the most high quality products.
I'm uploading my SQ8 footage to Youtube and it might take forever with my slow upload speeds so expect them tomorrow or today I don't know. It is just shaky 720p footage and not worth seeing but I tested it and it works as a spy cam intended.
My Pifi DAC+ was not packaged safely. Gearbest?? Wtf.
I have my sharku!
>>54267966
>Pifi DAC+
Give us a review once you have it set up?
>>54263855
>But I have a box full of those wooden building sets with the long cylinders and wheels full of holes
Tinkertoys?
>not telling the chinese to draw smiley faces on your packages
>>54266789
It probably left China by now.
At least i think so
Anyone have the BYZ S600?
The only earbuds I could find that look decent for <$10
I'd get some Pistons but IEMs are really uncomfortable for me
If you get a faulty product how do you get a full refund from GearBest?
They want a repair which I pay for the shipping or a partial refund of 18 dollars
>>54267949
They'll get there.
Best thing you can do is forget about them and enjoy a steady stream of surprises sent by your past you.
>>54268017
But will they deliver?
>>54268017
I'll be waiting for you to post a picture of a box with a smiley face on it.
>>54266272
>Those of you who wrote in about Cakebux, did you use chat or some sort of email?
They just sent me a ticket and ask me if I want to become a lab rat.
>>54268116
>>54268119
we'll find out in 15 days hopefully :^)
>>54268113
I constantly order shit I barely need just to have something coming in the mail. It gives me something to look forward to every day.
Good USB cables:
Tier 1 (best value in US): Anker
Tier 2: Legit factory Samsung, LG, HTC, Moto etc cables
Tier 3 (best value outside US): Blitzwolf, Nillkin, Tronsmart
Shit tier: Aukey
>>54268137
RemindMe! 15 Days smiley face chinks
>>54268137
I think they'd really do this if you had set your profile to a white female and used a cute avatar.
My phone USB port works perfectly with the wall charging cable, but when I try to use a standard USB cable it only works if i hold the usb plug at a certain angle...
What do? Redmi note 3
>>54268158
but I am a cute white female... isnt everyone on /g/?
>>54267748
Never tried GB, but see if there's a form for disputes, or try customer support. You'll probably need evidence, a short video would be best.
>>54268149
It all depends on AWG
>>54268152
GO BACK TO /RE/DDIT/ YOU FAG
>>54267882
>longer time to process and ship your stuff
Calling bullshit: already ordered 3 times and every time they sent me photos of dispatched parcels in about 12 hours max after the payment.
>>54268183
Anecdotal but I've never had to wait this long for anything from Ali.
>>54268180
I did but they say only repair or partial refund
hope it gets here soon
>>54268224
Did it have Russian qts modeling that in the reviews?
>>54268224
is the zippers for dong
