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Chinky and Chrome edition
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
News:
>Xiaomi Redmi note 3 pro band 2 CONFIRMED works in the USA >>54131583 great battery life too >>54131789
>Nice in-depth review of the Elan El-01 >>54165605 >>54165690 "Rosewood model. Solid as fuck. Real wood and has good weight to it."
>Anon likes the look of his new Xiaomi router >>54182732
>FishingAnon's updated review of the Ruizu X02 >>54165874 >>54175341 >>54175474 and his experience with Gearbest support about a missing item from his order >>54173603
>A leather 13" laptop bag purchased off AliExpress is reviewed >>54183254
>Anon reviews the Ganzo G738-W1 >>54136855 >>54136878 build quality is nice 54136938 and actual wood >>54137270 >>54137631
>This anon reviews a butterfly knoif >>54185286 >>54185300 >>54185345 he even made a blurry webm >>54185432
>A review of the Baofeng UV-5R >>54184036
>Anon takes apart a fake Xiaomi powerbank >>54162401 >>54162420 >>54162454 >>54162470 finds EXPOSED positive wire
>KingDian update >>54140043
>Methods to spot a fake Xiaomi powerbank >>54174787 >>54174876
>Looking to buy a good soldering iron? Get the Yihua 936 >>54181935 >>54182056 and not some $3 one that burns through keyboards >>54116061
>This anon reviews multiple purchases first up a Xbox One Controller bought off Gearbest >>54186785 >>54186960 >>54187108 and a KZ ED9 off Banggood >>54187666
>Anon posts a quick review of the $50 Motospeed Mechanical Keyboard >>54171638
>This anon received a Ruizu Mp3 player with a broken screen >>54184814
>Car interior leds given a test drive, anon purchased a pack of 50 for $12. Here's his review >>54188375 >>54188466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhm-4kDBhio
Previous thread >>54182233
dont expect any warranty on chink phones
enjoy shipping it back to china if it's doa
Whats the best page to buy mistery chink gpus?
As an Ausfag what do the consumer laws here apply to something coming from China?
>>54188831
What if I get one year replacement warranty? Has anybody experimented with that?
>>54188802
OC courtesy of >>54187183 with water colours by Anonymous.
Cannon also made pic related for Chink Shit Gen.
>>54188831
>dont expect any warranty
>falling for the le warranty meme
fix it yourself pleb
>>54188831
a mod I bought was DOA, made a video so they could se the malfunction easily, got an RMA number, shipped it back to them and sent them the tracking number.
The next day they shipped a new one for me, didnt have to wait for it to arrive over there.
China is legit pal.
>>54188839
AliExpress obviously.
>>54188875
+ got got a refund (they paid the shipment)
drawfag from earlier who did the shitty watercolour, I'm working on a better colouring for the OP.
>>54188875
Did your mod cost $250?
is it a smart choice to buy one of these Xiaomi mouse pads at GB for $11.36? I suddenly want one.
>>54188831
The Jew is mad
>>54188897
>>54188875
Which company/website?
>>54188898
Looking forward to it.
>>54188911
I don't see why it would be a bad choice, it's a nice large surface area mouse pad.
>>54188901
60$, dont know why it matters.
>>54188919
fasttech
Man I love these news links in the OP we've got going these days.
That's good shit.
Many thanks to the anons who are keeping that shit in order.
Has anyone tried purchasing some cheap chink thermal paste for those moments you just need a lot of cheap paste? Pic related, VIPBEN, Stars on GB and some unbranded ones on Ali.
>>54188802
does anyone even read the news?
>>54188984
I do.
I wanna buy a Maki bootleg figurine...
>>54188943
It also seems to come with this slick bag, not that I would need it.
>>54188967
why wouldn't it?
not even american companies are generous enough to let you keep a defective phone.
>>54188960
>Hard data
>facts
>evidence
Still waiting on all of the above chucklefuck >>54188831 so far you've been proven otherwise by >>54188875 >>54188897 already.
>>54188984
Yep every time I drop by, hope it stays updated.
>>54189001
good to hold dragon dildos tho.
>>54189009
The poorfag is mad
>Item has been in transit from bumfuck nowhere in china for almost a month
>Crawling it's way a few miles a day
>Then it gets put in the hands of brussels air or something and sits in a storeroom for a week
>Then it finally arrives in your country and is handed to the Royal Mail
>Royal Mail transports it all the way from south of england to scotland in a day and deliver it directly to you
God fucking bless the Royal Mail lads.
Hi guys,
Could anyone recommend me a proper usb multiplier ?
>>54189063
>This mad over buying the latest murrifat/gook-phone for 800$
We pay like half of that prize and get a chink phone thats still better, keep getting cucked by the jewish middlemen companies making you pay double.
>>54189021
OP here, whenever I'm able to make a thread I do my best to update the thing.
So..best bang for your buck tablet on a budget? $200-$250 is my maximum. Any suggestions?
I'll be using it for writing, videos, drawing and very light gaming (hotline miami or some other pixel type game)
>>54189135
I appreciate your efforts m8.
Let me buy you a drink.
You have got to be kidding me
>>54189130
Ignore the guy he's just shitposting.
>>54189130
not my fault you live in a worthless country with inflated prices
>>54188980
This chink thermal paste feels bit shady. Brand name paste is much thicker.
>>54189021
>>54188997
>>54189135
huh, neat
>>54189161
It's like last night's Chipotle
>>54188984
It´s the first thing I do. Always. It´s the most interesting thing of the thread
>>54189161
Ah, I forgot the did reviews on GB, thanks anon. Well, the upgrade to more brand ones is certainly not that much money. But you can get far more paste here for same bux, and I plan on using a bunch on various components. Better play it safe, for all I know the chink shit is going to be too thin and go all over the PCB or corrode it.
>>54189156
https://lifestyle9.org/worlds-best-country-to-live-in-2013/3/
I live in the third best country to live in in the world, were do you live anon?
>>54189205
#1, america
you can tell because even you speak our language
>>54189205
>#4 - Australia
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>54189146
I'm not sure but best bang for your buck is probably chuwi hi12 but it sounds like you want a cube stylus tablet but those are not cheap
>>54189205
>SWEDEN
HAHA. KEK'D
>>54189281
Yeah, the cube i7 is up my ally but it's a little over $300
>>54189205
>Australia
>>54189203
I am using Arctic Silver Ceramique 2, http://www.ebay.com/itm/GD2204-Arctic-Silver-Ceramique-2-Thermal-Verbindung-Paste-25g-/141826948005? got EU shipping.
But thanks of reminding me to buy Thermal Pads.
redmi 3 pro, yay or nay? Will it last me a few years at least?
>>54189100
Is it really called the Royal Mail?
>>54189254
but english is not your language retard, you started speaking it because you were britains cucks.
>>54189205
>Australia #4
As if. Try living in a middle income or lower income suburb. I don't even know why it's ahead of those other nicer EU countries.
>>54189318
Of course, you've never heard of the Royal Mail?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Mail
>>54189337
That's awesome
Everyone sells Rock Zircons nano, is it worth putting in a pair while I shop on GB? They cost only $11.73. I like bass, so I need something with bass.
Just got my piston 3s
>>54188831
Just buy twice
>>54189205
>belgium
>one of the most peaceful countries
>You know, except for the terrorist attacks
>good transportation system
>too bad it's never on fucking time
What a shitty list.
>>54189320
get some history lessons after you finish sucking muhammad's dick fag
>>54189374
Order them from Rock Flagship store on AliExpress and use a cash rewards website for a 2% off cash reward. Fuck Gaybeast for taking my cakebux.
>>54189374
wasn't the white version selling for around $7 on GB few days ago?
>>54189376
enjoy your shit bass
>>54189376
Am I the only one perfering the dual hybrids? nicer thread cable, better base and looks better.
>>54189205
>11 Finland
Fug :D
Someone change the Soldering Iron recommendation in the pastebin.
The A-BF soldering iron is just a rebrand of the CXG soldering irons which are also slightly cheaper.
I have the CXG 936d 60W soldering iron and it works great. Bought an A-BF for my dad and it's exactly the same product with a different color.
>>54189440
Yeah I will, recommend me some zircons or kz pls
>>54189441
I have no idea, thought I'd give these a try.
>>54189464
not him but
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/rock-flagship-store/1872645_32511135694.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/kz-flagship-store/32372852938.html
>>54189497
thanks senpai
>>54189376
Where from? Mind scanning the QR code?
If you live in the US or Australia and some other countries, Taobao has a built in forwarding service.
You can use this to order cheap fruit, vegetables, meat, rice etc. from Taobao sent direct from China. Cut out the store middleman and save lots of money. I saved a shitload after doing this for a few months.
Pic related: Some fresh Chinken I recieved on Friday. Half the price of Australian stores and double the quality.
>>54189418
Damn it, should I wait for it to come again?
>>54189298
Wait I found something else the the cube iwork 11 and stylus is like $30 about $280 together
>>54189540
>Pic related: Some fresh Chinken I recieved on Friday. Half the price of Australian stores and double the quality.
I want timestamp please. I don't believe you.
>>54189449
:DDDD
>>54189336
Hungary here.
Once I met someone from Australia. He told me that there you get something like 200 or 300 dollars /month if you're suffering dysgraphia.
That's literally like half of my monthly income as a student working 35 hours a week. Also it's fucking cold and rainy outside, right now.
I would be happy to live in Australia.
>>54189540
Enjoy the salmonella.
>>54189587
Szia, Magyarbro.
>>54189540
So THIS is the high quality australian shitposting i heard about
>>54189555
I'm checking it out right now, looks promising.
>>54189540
Is there any cheap Beef Jerky?
>>54189643
Got my 30lbs of chinese jerky a few week ago, taste great.
>>54189668
link? please.
Now with better colour and a 64GB Shark guitar, it contrasts better with the light blue skin. Couldn't colour the aussie without it looking like ass, so I stuck a chink flag over it.
Has anyone seen any Windows tablets under $50USD? I am not looking for anything spectacular just something to experiment on.
>>54189540
>built in forwarding service
more info on this ?
>>54189697
Not under 50, more like 60-70
This is what you are funding. Just to save a few dollars on useless shit.
>>54189595
dya think fukken chickens be grazzei in australia desert?? Is all chink chnkien import there
thanik before upost
>>54189534
Banggood
>>54189694
10/10
>>54189694
The text is barely readable.
I also miss the textured feel the previous version had. Add some of that back to the boxes.
Maybe some highlights to the truck.
>>54189540
You are going to die
>>54189694
Where's the dried mango?!
>>54189694
Added a few effects to make it more lively
Cheap Black pink Rose red Women's hot erotic Open crotch Crotchless Lace Thong with Bows Sexy panties underwear lingerie for sex
http://s.aliexpress.com/UZrUzqEJ
(from AliExpress Android)
>Look at reviews
>German poster
>>54189833
Looks great, maybe less boxes of Xiaomi stuff. Add KZ ATE, Dog Meat Soup, etc.
>>54189844
ayllmao
>>54189876
Nah, Xiaomi is cool
>>54189813
That's because Cannon didn't paint it, he did draw it though >>54188864
Cannon if you're still itt, how much would it cost to commission you to paint that OC like in the previous one?
>>54189961
Naw mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz8AHhYLsFg
>>54189968
I didn't mean the previous one as the previous drawing. I meant the image in the OP.
The paper texture worked well. Now it's only in the background and the boxes are completely flat.
>>54189844
topkek
>>54189961
too bad I live in a civilized country and we barely use hard cash anymore.
>>54189961
jesus fuck a legit shill
how poor are you m8? do you really need all those referral/affiliate money?
>>54190032
>paying for chewing gum with a card
>>54190055
mfw op is making these threads to get free shit
>>54189990
Eh whatever, I wouldn't mind tossing him some dosh for his work
Who /shark/ here?
>>54189961
Everyone report this fucker
>>54190090
OP here, what's with the baseless accusations I've never posted any referral links.
>>54190112
I did. I remember when I made a 1 dollar artcow thread with the mousepad picture and I got a week long ban. Do the same to this guy plsu.
http://www.aliexpress.com/category/200001057/bustiers-corsets.html?site=glo&g=y
>"waist trainers" are the most popular corsets getting ordered
why are women so fucking stupid? women literally consume hard on any fucking thing the latest hipp hollywood slut are mentioning. Even if they are obvious scams.
>>54190098
>>54189833
I WANT A PLUSH OF THE SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>54190090
No. That works through referral links, do report people that share referral links though.
>>54190148
go away igor
Holy shit I might actually get a Note 3 Pro
got some random shit the last few days, in case anyone cares here are quick reviews. also, idk how to shorten these urls
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-Revelation-Of-Foreign-Trade-New-Spot-Direct-Metal-Gear-Solid-Pvc-Chapter-Velcro-Patch-Armband/32625492186.html
great patch, bigger and better quality than it seems like on the pictures. velcro sewn to the back of it
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10pcs-New-DC-5V-LED-24mm-screw-Transparency-Illuminated-Push-Button-Built-in-Microswitch-for-Arcade/32471255805.html
shipping is a bit expensive sadly. still, 10 buttons for 12€. they are perfect quality, measurements are correct. sadly, when using the LED, you can see a small hexagon shape in the middle. i think its part of the actual button mechanism. still, they look great, and they actually are very comfortable to press, they are tactile.
>>54190277
is that sum maki i see in the back
>>54189968
it's not so much I dont want to paint it, it's that this specific oc will be really hard for me to paint, due to a colour blindness with yellow-green-brown, also I really liked the shitty watercolor of that anon.
also some sketch for next week oc.
>tfw no surface pro
Is there a GPS unit that I can connect to a windows tablet using Bluetooth?
On that note is there navigation and speedometer software for windows?
>>54189395
Are these legit?
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-100-Original-Rock-Zircon-Sport-Stereo-Earphone-Running-Sports-Headphones-Ergonomic-Design-Headset-With-Mic/32575979157.html
Well, anons. It seems like I will be buying the Chuwi Hi10. I hope I'm not making a mistake.
http://www.banggood.com/Chuwi-Hi10-64GB-Cherry-Trail-Z8300-Quad-Core-1_84-GHz-10_1-Inch-Window10-Tablet-p-1004298.html?p=QZ14021624945201505Y
tfu got a mitu plush on the way
Fucking Gaybeast, 3 orders still in processing. Step it up, chinks.
Two shipped, though, one already processed in Belgium and given to post service, hopefully will receive next week. Second is still pre-advised PostNL.
>>54190641
Gearbest is slow ass with processing.
>>54190641
Oh man, just as I posted that, Gaybeast packed up the oldest processing order and sent it to the post station.
>>54190431
Seems great Anon
>>54190666
>>54190678
Yeah, though they sent out my first two orders the next day.
Apparently they're shipping everything in that one order now, and shipping two Rock charging cables later.
>>54190630
I'm tempted by those tiny screen cleaning mitu plushes.
>>54190431
>Well, anons. It seems like I will be buying the Chuwi Hi10. I hope I'm not making a mistake.
I bought the HiBook, which I'm pretty sure used to be called the Hi10 Air. Basically it is a Hi10 but made out of metal instead of plastic. Also it has USB Type C so I think it will have faster charging if it uses it for charging (slow charging has been reported on the Hi10) also it has speakers on both sides instead of both being on one side.
Downside of the HiBook is no full size type A USB ports on the tablet itself, instead two type A ports are on the docking keyboard.
I haven't got it in yet hence my uncertainty about charging methods (it has a microUSB port so it might use that instead, but the literature implies it uses the type C port). I'll do a review for /CSG/ when I get it which seems like it'll be a while. I'm going it is good, I'm not expecting like a short powerful tablet but I'm hoping it is a comfy shitposting machine.
I could only find a review in Spanish and one in Russian. Hoping I didn't fuck up by ordering it.
>>54190310
Ah okay, looks good so far!
>>54190630
Me too. Which one did you get?
>>54190754
those are pretty cute too
I found a rare mitu and couldn't resist though
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_236697.html
>>54190789
>>54190799
the red one
>>54190799
>Out of stock
Seriously?
>>54190772
its called a hibook now? no wonder i couldn't find it online
>>54190799
>Both out of stock
So you bought the last one?
Kind of want pic related because it doubles as a phone stand but I'm having a hard time tracking it down so I guess it's only sold at their official store..
>>54190877
https://youtu.be/HLirYnwRKrY
I got it on taobao
that link is in english though so i thought it would be an easier link
>>54190899
Haven't ever used taobao couriers and stuff,
1. I have no idea how to search for these things in Chinese
2. I have no idea how they forward crap, what it's going to cost using courier etc etc.
>>54189587
>$300 a month for having shitty hand writing
Mother fuckers
>>54190986
>what it's going to cost using courier etc etc.
General rule: anything under 2kg is cheap to ship.
>>54189540
As a rule of thumb, don't buy anything that goes in your mouth or up your ass and/or vagina from China
>>54190799
Even cuter, found pic related on Everbuying.
>>54190869
Yeah I'm 95% sure they just renamed the Hi10 Air to the HiBook.
I just watched an unboxing video and the guy showed the charger which was Type C and 15W, so hopefully it charges fast.
>>54191130
Thats here: http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_236704.html
Or get this one: http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_236702.html
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_236698.html
Search for 'Mi Rabbit' in Gaybeast.
>>54191130
yeah I'd seen the cat ones but I like mitu with the hat most of all
>tfw gaybest ships your oder in less than 12 hours
I was going to order a shark but I might just get it at their official ali store for those gifts. anyone know if this USB 3.0 adapter is actually at 3.0 speeds?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32523738339.html
Any recent Chink tablet with pen input?
>>54191242
You're gonna suffocate in that hammock.
>>54191287
>implying i'm not into that
I'd love Mitu if he wasn't a gommie
>>54191242
I have one. But I only tested it on my Sandisk Ultra 32gb card. My 64gb shark from Gearbest is still on its way.
I'm sure it'll be faster with a Shark.
Is this a joke? Do audiophiles really store their earbuds like this?
>>54191360
no.
>>54191301
I chuckled
sooo tempted to order the Hibook (formerly Chuwi Hi10) but talk of OS modifications bricking the device have me worried. Any further info on that?
>>54191360
Holy shit that's so retarded that I now MUST own one. I'm not gonna buy it though, i'll go make one in my cuckshed.
>>54191360
>Is this a joke?
Yeah that's a joke. You would ruin the cables doing that loop thing on the bottom. That's why you get people here sperging on build quality because they're manhandling the cable and breaking them under a month.
>>54191317
He lost the star already (abroad), in most cases it's no star or the MI logo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAf8DTwdsxg
>>54191385
Yeah, I want to order Chuwi tablets too but I heard that too, would love to hear more about this topic.
Sharks are rising it´s price, 64G from 11,60 eurobucks 2 weeks ago to 15,70 today.
In Aliexpress.
>>54191415
cables aren't that fragile, loose loops don't cause them to suddenly expire. People scrunching them up and stuffing them in their pocket does that.
>>54191431
Holy shit I better stock them now.
>>54191431
Shit, I paid £9.50 for a shark last week. They're £12.38 now.
>>54189844
MY SIDES
>>54191431
Its still $11.87 over at Gearbest
>>54191431
link to the sharks on aliexpress pls?
>>54191423
the guys on gearbest seem to be extremely adamant that modification of the OS voids the warranty. worrying implication there.
>>54191548
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html
>>54191553
Those fuckers install malware roms on your shit.
How ironic.
>>54191583
Thanks. Damn wow. Agreed it's dearer in price.
>>54191431
Buy Samsung EVO u cunt
>>54191608
http://www.storagereview.com/samsung_32gb_evo_microsd_memory_card_review_mbmp32d
>When we put it through our tests, it measured just below those figures with a sequential read and write of 44.1MB/s and 19.1MB/s respectively, while random activity boasted 43.9MB/read and 32.0MB/s write.
I'm sure that Shark is faster.
>>54191608
Try harder, fag
>>54191608
Thanks I did not fall for it
>>54191830
I'm sure a Shark would still kick a Samsung EVOs ass. Also please see pic related.
>>54191830
Samsung shill detected.
10 koreobucks had been put in your account.
>>54191830
No point arguing with shills/le meme fags anon, you'll always lose.
>>54191882
>Implying they don't use the same Samsung NAND with chink controller.
![HTB1M9DkMpXXXXcwXVXXq6xXFXXXm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8nZBbIU.jpg "HTB1M9DkMpXXXXcwXVXXq6xXFXXXm[1]")
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/rad/32248072180.html
This is breddy seksy
>>54191900
BR? HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Whos the nugga that said enjoy my shit bass? I'm enjoying them and imo the bass is fine
>>54190098
source on the animu chick
>>54192001
Dude probably got fakes from AliExpress or something.
>>54189298
299 on heartbeat look for the one with 60% discount
T. Teclast cuck who wishes he didn't waste his money
>>54192001
I also like mine, verify using the QR code. I was sure mine was legit cuz GB.
How do I search for this on ebay? Is there a cheaper one with the same design?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/bagel-sport-watch/32355897408.html
>>54190098
Literally everyone senpai
>>54191830
yea but does ur samsung have a shark on it
>>54192084
>not buying the original bagelmeme
>>54192084
>he fell for the bagel meme
>>54171638 again
I love the keyboard so far and I'm pretty much used to the new keyboard style, nothing really seems off about it except when I have it set to the brightness wave light preset it really fucks with my eyes and makes me disoriented for some reason. I only ever have it like that when I'm cycling presets, but holy shit I don't see how anyone can really use it in this mode, this must be only for show.
>>54191830
>Not a meme card
Kek
>>54192240
Ian is a cool dude.
>>54192240
I'm getting mine on monday. Can't wait, will post review.
>>54192011
Boat Sluts: Gay Fury
>>54192258
That he is, just wish he got his hands on more guns at the auctions he could actually fire.
>>54192266
Neat, I want to see if anyone else feels the same with the lights as I do, it's just kinda weird how that one mode makes me suddenly feel odd.
>>54192329
>hands on more guns at the auctions he could actually fire.
They tend to be the less interesting or more common pieces. As much fun as it would be to see a few more Gun Face Offs, I like the history side of it all a little bit more.
Just bought:
>stickers cause fuck it I like stickers
>mitu phone stand
>tyre caps for my car
>>54191830
>>54191882
I'd like both tested.
Sharks vs. EVO
>>54192362
Agreed, just that there are so many arms there that will never even see the light of day again, which I find sad, but understandable.
Also was checking the Mother's Day specials for anything neat around and was wondering if anyone has any experience with these 3d pens http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_126243.html
And who the fuck would buy this for their mother as a gift? http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_287303.html
>>54190877
where do I buy pic related? or an android robot?
>>54192471
What stickers?
>>54191830
I see nothing wrong with the sharks, I even had them on my wish list and until I check Amazon. Yeah makes more sense to spend 2 bucks more to get them faster, but stop being an asshole, there are places where those things aren't cheap you fucking jew bastard
>>54192516
There's been plenty Android robot figures around, pretty easy to track some down.
That particular Mitu figure/phone stand, not that easy.
http://acurrie.me/2015/01/14/the-worlds-one-and-only-xiaomi-store/
>>54192594
There's an 8 dollarydoo difference between Sharks and EVOs actually. >>54191882
>>54192636
there was some android robots on ali few months ago, now they disappeared
nihaochingchongpinglingsudo dd if=~/Desktop/orange_bak.img of=/dev/disk1 bs=4m
484+1 records in
484+1 records out
2032664576 bytes transferred in 258.027686 secs (7877700 bytes/sec)
oy fucking vey
>>54192659
They go on sale all the time for $16. There's a silicon motion one for sale right now for $16.
>>54192706
>writing large chunks of zeros
>wow so fast linux xpert
>>54192471
Here we go, benchmark of korean pig and shark.
Seems like I have to use 1 test count to get realistic writing speed of shark.
>>54190300
i need more things to put buttons in
>>54192659
Lies, I checked yesterday and the difference is 2 usd
I feel like the only downside to using ali is that it takes a fucking month to get here.
>>54192750
really? 7,5 MB/s is "so fast" for you?
>>54192899
Fucking destroyed.
>>54192949
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html
Lets make sure all these fucking threads cover the same items as usual
>>54192899
Out-fucking-skilled son. Sharks win.
>>54193703
Whoa, it's almost like I'm in a general!
>>54193714
Name it xiaomi and shark general then fag
>>54192899
>Double the sequential read
>30% faster sequential write
Shark is love, shark is life
>>54193703
Its the weekend, news is slow. No packages being delivered until Monday.
Nobody figured out a way to game the new Gearbest promotion yet like they did with cakes.
>>54193739
Because capacity matters.
Are there any earbuds that aren't deep in-ear like every earbud now has?
I want those old style ones, since I'm a shitlord and can't clean my ears properly.
How do i buy chicken from china
>>54193835
Just get some over ear headphones.
>>54193835
VE Monk, Yuin PK1/2/3, Earpods. I don't own any.
>>54193877
Haha oh wow the AliExpress store of Monk is hilarious:
Which of the following statements is true about certain brand of headphones by Dr Dre
A) They are shit
B) makes for a good pet
C) strictly a decoration piece
D) good earmuffs in the winter
E) a toilet paper has better treble extension
than those headphones
F) best headphones ever
If you think F is the correct answer,
then u have fail this test and the Monk is not for you.
Ali or gearbest?
>>54194001
General cheap shit: ali
Branded cheap shit, xiaomi, batteries, flashlights, etc: gearbest/banggood/fasttech/yourmom
Which stores have EU warehouses? The ones that I know are:
gearbest
dx
honorbuy
>>54194062
Amazon
Anyone know a site I could buy ps1 drive spindles from?
>>54194134
You expect us to know the answer?
>>54192899
Those 4Ks tho
>>54188849
They don't.
However Aliexpress, Gearbest etc etc all have their own returns policies, so you've got some protection there.
Failing that there's always Paypal disputes.
>>54189205
4th best muddafucka
Anyone got good seller recommendations for Xiaomi phones?
>>54194319
HK Goldway on Ali.
Anyone got a good headphone stand/hanger rec for me?
>>54194401
>banana holder
>>54189540
How the fuck is that allowed past Australian customs? We're like the tightest in the world, we can't even import untreated wood. How the fuck would they let a CHICKEN through?
>>54189707
Going through the process now so I'll tell you what I know.
If you get it right the first time it's pretty simple. If you don't, it's a clusterfuck of talking to customer service reps through Google Translate.
I created an account some time ago, back when they didn't support MasterCard payments. I didn't think they offered it, so I bought some Alipay shopping cards from Australia Post. I created a new account to use these, but didn't realise that I wouldn't be able to link my phone number to that account as it was linked to my old one. So I've been on a wild goose chase for the past few weeks trying to get my two accounts sorted out, which it is now.
Anyway, here's my guide:
>1) Sign up for a Taobao account.
>1a) Use the English signup form.
>1b) Make sure Google Translate is switched off, otherwise it won't accept your mobile number.
>1c) If you're in Australia, OMIT THE FIRST 0. i.e. if your number is 0412345678, select Australia and put 412345678. Otherwise it will accept the number, but you won't be able to get security SMS.
>2) Find the items you want to order.
>2a) Recommended you order off of sellers with 2 diamond + rep.
>2b) Make sure that they allow shipping to Taobao's freight forwarder, some don't. All that'll happen is that they get thrown out of your cart with an error if you try to check out with them.
>3) Get 9001 shipping notifications as everything gets shipped
And that's as far as I'm at at the moment. Everything is on its' way to the warehouse. When it gets there you obviously need to
>4) Request consolidation
>5) Pay for shipping
>6) Wait till it comes to your house
I obviously haven't gone into too much depth here. More info and pictorials can be found on elgooG.
are collars /g/
if so, does anyone know a good source for leather leashes? I got a nice leather pink leash off eBay for $1 but I think for videos one that matches the color scheme better will be good?
>>54194446
Does all that work for yurop?
>>54193915
Oh my God, that is great, holy shit. The whole store is top-tier banter
>it is a 5usd earbud for god sake, so one week warranty should be good. which means, we will do some about the monk if they are broken within 7days of its arrival, I don't care if u used them or not, that is simply the rules. If guys won't follow my rule, i will of course, block whoever for life, and yes, if one open a dispute against me on AE for some BS, chances are they might even win and get a full refund, I don't even care of course, I will just block those a-holes for life.
>>54188802
Anyone recommend a good trackball or something like that?
>>54194559
Relevant to my interests. I was looking for collars at the fucking petstore and hardware store locally, but haven't found any I like.
>>54194909
>I haven't found any I like
Maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be wearing collars.
>>54194909
I got mine from this one: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-style-stock-dog-collars-clemence-gold-buckle-pet-collar-Solid-Cowskin-Genuine-Leather-Plain-Pet/32627569048.html
it seems to be holding up well so far, but I haven't tried anything rough with it
might be a little small if you're a dude, but i don't have that problem
>>54194559
the fuck is that, a cock ring? it looks like a shaved cock. That's one narrow ass neck if im wrong.
>>54194880
Havent the foggiest. As they take MasterCard and Visa now it's worth a go. I don't see why not.
>>54192899
They're not even the same size. For all we know, the 64 GB cards could have twice the cells to write to.
>>54194951
i wish my cock was that huge LMAO
>>54194966
>LMAO
How about you take a trip back tumblr or wherever you came from?
any decent wireless chargers?
Are these legit or what?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-TENGA-EGG-Male-Masturbator-Japan-Egg-Silicon-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket-Realistic-6-Variety-with/32439638530.html
>>54194966
I am going to need a picture of your cock now. You got me thinking about dicks.
>>54194984
http://imgur.com/a/En2dl
Hey guys, I think i'll finally get a smartphone. Holy crap though, why are they all so BIG? I really don't give a goddamn about how fast they are, or camera, fingerprint reader, etc.
I'm looking for a small phone with long battery life. Basically email, call, text. Any help? I'm a bit overwhelmed, looking at the pastebin, gearbest, trying to figure out all these network frequencies and all.
Lastly, I just contact the carrier i want and ask them if they will allow me to use said phone, right?
>>54195011
What country and what carrier?
>>54194991
Either you have some funky dynamic, ever changing skin or that isnt you.
also why is that dick and body two completely different colours?
>>54194338
>>54194319
Anyone know what sort of silicon case do they bundle with the Redmi 3 Pro?
>>54195019
USA, hopefully verizon, but i'm looking around at whoever will give me a good deal on unlimited call, text, and a bit of data with coverage in zipcod 50588 (coverage is SHIT here)
I need to get a gamepad for an android phone. Anyone know about good models?
>>54195036
>verizon
The ONLY current unlocked phones that work on Verizon's CDMAids network is the Nexus 6p, 5x, 6, and Moto X 2015. If you want to have fun with unlocked GSM phones you'll need either T-mobile or AT&T but even then most China phones are missing a few bands for those networks.
Whatever happend to the league,the nation and the great Anonymous.
>>54195085
If i were to buy 4G or LTE coverage, do the bands affect speed? This is all very new to me, but I can't hold out any longer, strangers harass me on public transport for my flip phone.
>>54195105
Honestly man, just buy a prepaid Verizon Moto E. It's at least more capable than a flip phone but still really cheap and is 4G LTE capable. I'm not sure what you're asking about speeds but 4G LTE is faster than 3G or 1xrtt buy a long shot. What you receive depends on the capabilities of your handset, for example some of the cheaper prepaid phones don't have 4G modems so they only get 3G and 1X which is slow as shit. If Verizon is the only one with good coverage in your area but it's too expensive for you, look into one of the many Verizon MVNO's.
>>54194446
Update on Taobao stuff.
It's 1:14PM GMT+10, Sunday.
Chinese postal service must work during weekends, as I ordered everything in that pic on Friday night, around 11PM GMT+10.
Just got a notification from Taobao that two of the packages I ordered just arrived in the warehouse and are ready for consolidation.
which is the cutest mi rabbit?
Whats the best usb hub?
>>54195204
well the willmyphonework site lists multiple bands for each type of coverage, i'm assuming as long as you can use one of the 4G bands in your area, you'll get the same 4G as another, that's all.
I got an iPhone 4s from work that I use for some personal stuff, but I really shouldn't be. I love the size and weight, but jesus christ using it is just fucking horrible.
Rooting a phone from a generation or two back and runnning the most leightweight OS and shit is very appealing to me. I just want a small phone that fits the bill, and it would seem that these chinese phones are a good step into the market.
>>54195244
Further, price is no object at all. I just really don't want a "full featured" phone when it's going to be fucking huge, breakable, and have shit battery life.
>>54195105
you can't get any chinkphones to work on verizon. if you don't want too big of a phone the 4.5" Moto E 2nd gen >>54195204 is a decent choice, and it goes for $30-35 at walmart and bestbuy. I think fry's even sometimes has it onsale.
>>54195244
The T-Mobile S3 still sees development.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/m-280-6pieces-lot-Funko-Pop-Cheese-cat-cute-lovely-Model-Miniature-Kids-Toys-4cm-PVC/32575821800.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.144.3ZRv62&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_1&btsid=fa3b37a5-5f99-464f-9854-d9f0790ef8ef
>cheese sweet home
>>54194982
I always heard bad things about Tenga. Check /jp/'s onahole threads, they're literal experts on this.
>>54195356
if you want to be savvy on onaholes read the /ona/ pastebin on /jp/.
tldr tho, dont buy tenga. buy one of the recommended beginner holes.
>>54195261
So it looks like I can just buy a SIM and a plan from whoever supports a GSM phone, right?
Before that I should consider coverage maps, and the wireless bands of both the phone and carrier. That's about all there is to do, correct?
whats some cool/useful tech shit i can pick up for ~10 dollarydoos
>>54195034
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-3-Pro-Prime-3S-4100mAh-Fingerprint-Snapdragon-616-Octa-Core-Mobile-Phone-3GB/311331_32641733127.html
>>54189540
Buying from chinks when we (Australia) export our top quality beef,pork,milk,baby milk powder, tuna, and numerous other top quality food items to chinknesia. And you suggest buying their shit that's not fit for a stray dog let alone human consumption.
You're fucking braindead.
>>54188802
>KNIFES
>-FES
>-F
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-22cm-New-Cute-Japan-Kawaii-Long-Ear-papa-Lop-Rabbit-with-Bamboo-charcoal-bag-big/32632720458.html
persuade me not to
>>54194921
top kek
>>54194933
Nice, thanks.
>>54188802
i'm that anon who opened up that powerbank.
they sent me this after i asked for a refund.
what the fuck are they trying to say??
>spend $17 on the powerbank
>buy new powerbank from store (?? im in the US, i can't buy a fucking xiaomi powerbank)
>still out $17
>>54195560
TOPKEK, where did you buy it?
>>54195533
>we
You export all of those? Wow u must be a genius
>>54195611
ebay.
>>54195560
they want you to buy a lithium battery and put it in the powerbank yourself, then they will pay you for it. it doesnt solve your problem of it being a death trap and its probably not worth the effort.
you could fake an online receipt and try to get them to pay for it if you want.
>>54195621
"we" as in "we,the Australian people" problem faggot? Got nothing worth exporting?
Amerifats, not even once.
>>54195560
Raise a paypal dispute straight away. They're attempting to take away your rights from ebay/paypal. If you resolve something outside of ebay then they're not obligated to give you anything back.
>>54195654
which part did you participate in?
>>54195650
what if i just get some fucking huge battery from bestbuy or something, they're being really vague and it makes no sense
>>54195655
i'm doing this through ebay, seems like if i try to raise a paypal dispute it'll just redirect me to ebay. this is the first time i actually did something like this on ebay though. i'm doing this because they claimed that the powerbank is authentic.
>>54195627
Push that sellers shit in bro! Cheeky cunt telling you to "have a nice day"
>>54195678
The gold part, by far the most profitable.Whats really funny about that is i list a 1.5 gram nugget on ebay and amerifats bid on it to the point of stupid.
>paying $250 for a 1.5 gram nugget
All my kek
>>54195732
wtf is this idiot talking about and why does he think I'm american
I'm from India U stupid motherfuck
>>54195691
they probably mean an equivalent. chances are they wont pay it back anyway though, these guys are scammers remember.
i would say fake a receipt and see if they send you any money. if they do and you are feeling honest you can buy a power bank with it. remember to threaten low reviews and promise good ones if you get your money.
>>54195765
And let me guess, you work in a call centre for an Australian telco.American,indian whatever, either way you're a cocksucker of the highest order.
>>54195765
You're a joke.
>>54188802
Anyone have recommendations on tiny quadcopters?
>>54195923
I ordered that pic related the other day will post back on arrival
>>54195923
get a stone and throw it in the air
you will achieve literally the same outcome.
>>54195923
Cheerio X10.
>>54195935
What a shame, they looked like potential indoor fun
>>54195807
I remember threatening a bad review, it's like I had them by the balls rofl & they sent me a replacement really fast. (Aliexpress)
>not buying dank twitch meme cushions
>>54195993
im just being sour, they probably are fun.
>>54196028
Can't really go wrong for under $20 ?
pic related is mine
for the price you cannot go wrong, the battery charges in ~15m and lasts for around 5.
it is relatively easy to learn however it does not hover very well and you need to constantly move it to keep it in the same spot.
after all the crashes it has experienced over the past 2 or so months, it still works perfectly.
would highly recommend.
>>54196010
Which one is FrankerZ?
>>54195923
>>54195989
They're kinda noisy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g7DpbKrXpc
>>54196053
Well that's all the info i need, I'll score myself one asap. Should be fun after a few bongs
>>54196080
Koi harassment lol
Make sure to get extra blades, familia.
>>54189311
Never occured to me that I could use thermal pads too. Shame I can't get any locally and would have to order from china. Could use it on gpu memory chips for computer, xbox and ps3.
>>54196303
I hope you fucking die raped by niggers
I bought a mini projector from here:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/HD-1080P-LED-Multimedia-Mini-Projector-Home-Theater-Cinema-VGA-HDMI-USB-SD/32570242755.html
I got it today. It's not bad for what I'm using it for- which is a raspberry pi projected app
>>54194991
>http://imgur.com/a/En2dl
Put that in my mouth, anon
Guys muh shark came, but I have no use for it so give me ideas
>>54195923
If you're looking for a small indoor flyer to learn quadcopters with get a JJRC H8 Mini
![10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lVFMi8l.jpg "10[1]")
