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>>54142518
Vista wasn't too bad tbqh
>>54142567
I really, really, really like this image.
>>54142518
I miss Windows 7. Cortana is useless for home use. I'm not bringing my Laptop or Desktop anywhere wtf. They dumb down the settings and assume you're a retard(windows 10 will update whenever it wants even while you're gaming.)
>>54144651
>assume you're a retard
>gaming
Maybe it's for the best.
>>54142534
lel
>>54142534
>show this to my normie sister
>"It's just a lost phone, I don't get it"
>>54142534
I didn't expect to lose so soon, I was in a bad mood and everything.
>>54144651
You can schedule updates in Windows 10, so you probably are just a retard
>>54142534
Is the joke that they can't call them without their phone?
>>54144834
Anime tiddies
>>54142518
no one will believe me but this is my OC and I'm glad so many people enjoy it
>>54144834
The joke is the hentai wallpaper
>>54144853
Youre schaefer david from germany?
>>54144942
Well, It would be better for me to say "This is my edit"
>>54142534
>retrieves phone
>gets canned for pedophilia
Good trick but Not gonna fall for it again
>>54144790
I scheduled updates and it updated anyway.
>>54145220
Probably because it was the scheduled time, either way you're just a retard
>>54145113
>again
Is this it ? More memes get posted in a /dg/ thread ffs
>>54142611
Vista is best for looks, 7 is best in usability.
i want a better vista theme.
>>54146011
used to have that keyboard on the right
good shiet
Also the era of retard normies and 18 toolbars in IE is over right? At least you cant install toolbars on iphones
>>54142611
>Dongle not elevated to top tier.
Come on anon.
>>54144651
>he upgraded from win7
Retard
>>54147677
>downgraded*
ftfy
>>54144651
>assume you're a retard
I mean, you changed from 7 to 10 so they got a point, don't they?
>>54142518
where is win 95 in t hat picture u btichmade faggot
>>54148448
It's been years and I still don't understand this comic
>>54148525
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_%28Conway's_Life%29
>>54148448
hilarious
>Apple spy is "Siri"
>literally neutral, robotic name
>kinda reminds me of a large boobed pornstar but whatever
>Microsoft spy is "Cortana"
>Ugly as fuck name that sounds like beanershit Cortez also female names ending by "-a, -ana"
>Muh politically correct
seriously tho
>>54148668
Cortana is a waifu from a video game published by Microsoft.
>>54148444
95is just the rock next to the stick. ME is a smashed bloody thumb.
>>54148413
I upgraded from Windows 7 to 8.1 and after ten months to 10. I don't see any problem with.
Vista sucks balls harder than OP.
>>54148799
Lost like a faggot
>>54146011
is this real?
>>54146001
Poo in loo
>>54148974
Nope. This is.
>>54148870
Horrible collage.
>>54149127
Careful, the FBI is watching your thread.
anyone got the one where a github error deletes a whole usr directory because someone put a space in it?
looks like "RM -RF usr/ nvidia/jsjdkfkv"
>>54149673
Got your back anon
>>54149680
thanks anon. out of curiosity do you have the one where he cheats the test to make a for loop to get a result of 75 and he comments out the "for"?
>>54149704
Yes I do
>>54149704
Also got this one
>>54142518
What's going to happen to us when W7 is no longer supported by most software/devs/companies?
It's the ultimate example of something not being broke but being fixed anyway
>>54149759
Keep using it like the people today who still keep using xp/98
here's a shoobie for your help sir, have a good day
>>54149154
someone upload the agent smith one, i don't have it on my folder
>>54148668
Did you seriously never play Halo? That's a pretty impressive achievement all things considered.
>>54149809
>>54148778
Cool computer anon, would you like to bring it to the White House?
>>54149856
Computers didn't auto flip the cable back in the old days
>>54146011
why even edit it, the original was perfect
>>54149903
Blasphemy!
>>54144921
savage
>>54142567
bill should have replied, "NO JOHN I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE."
>>54149969
Stallman stallman stallman that boy up to something
>>54142579
i hate java
>>54149903
Free & open source
>>54147217
dongle? how phallic
why do you hate on women, you pig
>>54151945
>filename
Ur a cheeky cunt m8 I fucken give u tht
fresh OC
>>54152165
Yeah real nice m8
>>54152165
is there a joke in there somewhere?
>>54150000
Nice quads
>>54149098
No trouble brew
>>54148799
fucking hell
>>54152225
>spot the newfag,
there he is!
>>54149713
i laughed so fucking hard
>>54152165
Damn
>>54148448
This is genius.
>>54152165
explain
>>54152331
i've been here since 2006
>>54152874
>>54152973
newfags
>>54148444
>not NT
it is in fact you who is the bitch-made faggot
>>54153038
Fuck you kid ive bean hear since 1998. You can suck my dic you little fuckfagot in your basment neckbear. Imagine ur shit wehn you fucked up os bad you kike. I will fuk you in the mouth you kid. ur mom cant fuck as well as me. Never thikn i m not you shithole. I will waiting
>>54142567
"Bill" makes himself more and more obvious with each new admin he adds
>>54144921
although I don't use Arch, I think the real joke is that somebody took the time to make this
r8 my oc
>>54144776
>not "why is his background a pink haired gril?"
your sister is not as normie as you think
>>54153870
mods
>>54148525
It's a mixture of conways game of life and a dank meme (see pic).
You have to be retarded or a 19 y/o nerd to think it's actually funny..
>>54149903
at least he can dance
>>54155181
Nice filename
>>54152165
I don't get it
>>54152165
;_; i cri every tiem
>>54155611
what are you talking about? theres a definite joke there
>>54155775
It's not dumb when you don't want to disturb others with CLACK CLACK CLONG PTIONG BOOP CLICK CLOCK noises
>>54155834
is this the inside of a 580?
>>54155830
hownew.ru
a few months ago
i ii
ii i_
was the freshest meme
>>54155887
that actually looks cpp;
>>54155905
*cool
>>54155834
Honestly I don't see anything wrong with that
>>54153146
yeah they always screamed "angry buttmad channeled into ms paint" to me
>>54149856
i still dont want this to work
i would never ever do that
>>54155903
you might want to re-read that reply chain, because im the guy who posted the picture, the fact that the one person didnt get it isnt the joke
>>54155954
say no more senpai, i just saw
>i dont get the joke
>maybe there is no joke
>no there is definitely a joke
>>54155775
Was you're keyboard made by Dr. Suess?
>>54149827
Halo is trash though
>>54155564
B^U
>>54155911
>forcing all its children to be wrapped in a block
lmao
>>54142611
Where's "whistle"?
>>54142518
>windows
>>>/v/
>>54151902
I like Java :(
>>54142611
I always called it a zip disquette, it that actually wrong
>>54142534
Keywords on the wallpaper? Don't get it
>>54156090
>the only oo lang i know is java
bad opinion alert
>>54148743
>Recycling cum as coolant
>>54152165
Its literally everywhere, and stale too
>>54149903
Stallman just doing his folk dancing he's been doing since he was a kid. Then the furfag gets all up in his junk and being a faggot. But he keeps his cool. I would have punched that furfag right in the jaw.
>>54155887
Thats cpp as fock
>>54151902
I like 'em both
>>54142579
minimalism is overrated
>>54149856
I remember when i was 11 and tried to do this back in 2001.
>>54156271
whats the resin looking shit? is that solid flux? when would you even need that?
>>54156387
It's rosin, and yes it is used as flux.
If you've ever used the oldschool solder bars, tape, or spooled solder that has no flux, then you had to apply it yourself. These days flux core is super common.
>>54155831
Yes, chiclet keys are notorious for being loud and obnoxious
>>54156514
Sarcasm alert
>>54148743
If it's stupid and it works it ain't stupid.
>>54155834
it could be insulated better but it's probably fine.
>>54148799
>ahoge
>>54149878
>>54149856
I remembered going through shit in winxp just to fucking have lan on CS 0.7/1.0 when my 10mbps router died.
>>54155834
What is this?
>>54155927
Fucking compsci faggots are pathetic
>>54156249
underrated, more like this
>>54155927
>>54157482
True and true. Not let's imagine what programming would look like if programming languages would be designed/written like actual math notation...
>>54148765
It might be funny if it actually cooked the egg...
>>54142567
THANKS LORI
>>54148396
>i looked at this girl in maths today and she made me feel funny
My sides are in orbit!
>>54148668
Siri is also Iris backwards.
They're watching you, anon.
>>54156934
Where does it say ahoge?
>>54142518
Windows 8.1 is like the Windows 8 square minus the green handle
>>54147206
Oh anon...I wish.
>Worked at a PC repair shop back in 2014
>I would have at least 2-3 PCs a week with a shit ton of toolbars, usually in because of viruses.
>Majority would download "games" from the Internet, or shit facebook "told" them to download.
I had one lady who went home and proceeded to shit up her PC after I told her what not to do and bring it in the next day with the same issue. Some people do not fucking learn.
>>54158084
Normies are why shit like this is possible.
>>54142534
>no SIM card
>>54157705
Is that the aerodynamics of a cow?
>>54156249
russia sense of humor best sense of humor
>>54156315
bureaucracy.jpg
>>54149856
you can by buying for modifying an ethernet cable to make a crossover cable
>>54155911
i didnt come here to rage
>>54158400
No longer necessary as modern NICs will switch automatically.
>>54156298
lost hard
>>54149903
Mating rituals are always interesting to watch.
>>54146001
I actually burst out laughing at this, shit
>>54146001
funniest one in the thread
>>54157773
If it gets above 63 C it will cook
>>54153222
Too confusing. I kept looking for the regular image that the whole thing was based on and never found it. Its not grounded
>>54155936
> house fire
Big amp small wire
>>54153870
heres the one i did a while back
>>54159615
>when you see it
>>54142611
Universal shuttle bus is my personal fav
>>54159643
yea the titanic is way too small
>>54157861
Fuck me was there no one around to at least plug it in for shits and giggles
>>54142518
pic related
>>54156298
this is the only one that made me actually laff
>>54156114
the NEET who owns the phone has nudity as his wallpaper so the police covered it with the sticky note.
>>54155887
Modern art for us
this tho
>>54160410
I work at acme
>>54160453
good lord above
>>54153146
yeah, it looks like a lot of effort went into thinking up all those insults
>>54153222
>amazon smart search
>a.s.s
kek
>>54148396
Jesus christ was this made by the same guy? I wonder if he sees the irony.
>>54149827
Yes, because I'm not a manchild.
>>54157861
Gotta wear those antiglare goggles when melting the skin off your fingers and palm.
>>54160813
fucking hell
>>54148668
>>54149809
Is that the original?
That would be hilarious.
>>54142611
>doesn't even mention people just calling them "USBs"
that shit triggers me like nothing else
>>54160931
*SOB*
>>54160967
http://gizmodo.com/5437166/fox-news-to-fbi-cybersquad-get-in-front-of-some-high-tech-looking-stuffquick
>>54149903
Fucking loser
>>54156220
I don't think he is a furfag. He is dressed as a gnu.
>>54160931
>>54144834
the joke is that the wallpaper is literally child porn, that's why it's covered with paper
they're basically asking for the guy to turn himself in lol
>>54161563
reminds me of that one webm with different countries sitting in a circle and the Australian dancing in the middle
>>54159508
>egg on the intake fan where
>cool
>air
.
.
.
.
>intakesssssss
>>54142518 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN-34JfUrHY
>stick goes through rock
Only do that for balance. Rock goes through stick.
It's not hard guys.
>>54161807
>Using [spoiler] on /g/
Go back to your respective containment board.
>>54142611
>no pen drive
>>54161900
see: shit tier
>>54161878
trying too hard
>>54161913
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?
>>54161683
You actually can't be arrested for that.
Lolicon hentai doujinshi, figures, etc, can get you arrested in many states though.
But only physical goods.
>>54161913
oh ym bad
>>54142611
>not buying a chink harddrive case with a flash drive hotglued inside
>>54161563
>post this on a local pc gaming fb group
>everybody starts spouting amd memes
>>54161683
>anime tits
>cp
Are you literally retarded?
>>54144713
kek
>>54155511
But why did they edit the question marks?
>>54157666
haskelelfag pls go
>>54149903
what is this? gypsie the gathering?
Anyone got any more csgrad pictures? Or fodder for new csgrad pictures?
>>54156852
Underrated
>>54149903
now thats what i call autism
>>54162234
>no_fun_allowed.c
>>54157666
>What if programming languages were designed and written like math notationZ←fft X;N;R;M;L;P;Q;S;T;O
⍝
⍝ Apl Congress 1973, p 267. Robert J. Korsan.
⍝
⍝ Restructure as an array of primitive 2×2 FFT Butterflies
X←(2,R←(M←⌊2⍟N←¯1↑⍴X)⍴2)⍴⍉X
⍝ Build sin and cosine table :
Z←R⍴⍉2 1∘.○○(-(O←?1)-⍳P)÷P←N÷2
⍝
Q←⍳P←M-1+L←0
T←M-~O
loop:→(M≤L←L+1)⍴done
X←(+⌿X),[O+¯0.5+S←M-L](-/Z×-⌿X),[O+P-0.5]+/Z×⌽-⌿X
Z←(((-L)⌽Q),T)⍉R⍴((1+P↑(S-1)⍴1),2)↑Z
→loop
done:Z←⍉(N,2)⍴(+⌿X),[O-0.5]-⌿X
APL did it in 1964
#include<iostream>
#include<fstream>
#include<vector>
#include<csetjmp>
intmain(inti,char**p){returni=reinterpret_cast<ptrdiff_t>(p),p=new(char*[8]),0[p]=(char*)(new(std::ifstream)),1[p]=(char*)(new(std::ifstream)),2[p]=(char*)(new(std::vector<float>)),3[p]=(char*)(new(std::vector<float>)),4[p]=(char*)(new(float)),5[p]=(char*)(new(float)),6[p]=(char*)(new(float)),7[p]=(char*)(newjmp_buf),(*(std::ifstream*)(0[p])).open(1[(char**)(i)]),(*(std::ifstream*)(1[p])).open(2[(char**)(i)]),setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),((*(std::ifstream*)(0[p]))>>(*(float*)(4[p]))&&(*(std::ifstream*)(1[p]))>>(*(float*)(5[p])))?((*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).push_back((*(float*)(4[p]))),(*(std::vector<float>*)(3[p])).push_back((*(float*)(5[p]))),longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),0),0):0,(*(float*)(4[p]))=0,(*(float*)(5[p]))=0,(*(float*)(6[p]))=0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(4[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p]))[i]*(*(std::vector<float>*)(3[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(5[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(6[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(3[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,(*(float*)(5[p]))*=(*(float*)(6[p])),(*(float*)(5[p]))/=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size(),(*(float*)(4[p]))-=(*(float*)(5[p])),(*(float*)(5[p]))=0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(5[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p]))[i]*(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,(*(float*)(6[p]))=0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(6[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,(*(float*)(6[p]))*=(*(float*)(6[p])),(*(float*)(6[p]))/=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size(),(
2737/2000
>>54162345 (cont.)*(float*)(5[p]))-=(*(float*)(6[p])),(*(float*)(4[p]))/=(*(float*)(5[p])),std::cout<<"Beta_1: "<<(*(float*)(4[p]))<<std::endl,(*(float*)(5[p]))=0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(5[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,(*(float*)(4[p]))*=(*(float*)(5[p])),(*(float*)(5[p]))=0,i=setjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p]))),(i<(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size())?((*(float*)(5[p]))+=(*(std::vector<float>*)(3[p]))[i],longjmp((*(jmp_buf*)(7[p])),i+1),0):0,(*(float*)(5[p]))-=(*(float*)(4[p])),(*(float*)(5[p]))/=(*(std::vector<float>*)(2[p])).size(),std::cout<<"Beta_0 :"<<(*(float*)(5[p]))<<std::endl,(*(std::ifstream*)(0[p])).close(),(*(std::ifstream*)(1[p])).close(),0;
>>54162345
>>54162361
well... you want to tell us what it does?
this just happened
>>54162681
>you want to tell us what it does?
causes a compile error?intmain(inti,char**p)
I think the script for stripping white-space needs adjustment.
>>54142611
>People get upset enough about what people call data stick pen wix to turn it into an angry meme picture.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>54160628
Irony in what? Taking an hour in paint to make fun of a guy who spends weeks on exactly what the comic describes?
>>54161739
And foil insulates.
>>54156376
i KNEW IT
>>54156805
No.
>>54149801
that is a shiba you uncultured swine
>>54161958
>THE NUMBER IS FALSE
>>54162712
>I think the script for stripping white-space needs adjustment.
... probably.
Here's a screenshot of the original.
>>54152165
you could say it is a LOSS because i laughed
>>54161972
>states
Nigga, the phone is in Ontario, Canada.
Canadian laws are the same as the UK when it comes to lolicon, which is basically the same as having actual CP. The owner would be arrested on the spot if he came in to pick it up.
>>54142611
I've always called it a USB Key
>>54163383
hah, python faggot!
who said that you can't have fancy one liners in c++?
>>54156249
Wow, the guy must have been in my company..
>>54156123
>I am contrarian because all the cool kids hate java
NEET alert.
>>54149856
You do realize you can actually do this, right? you stupid fucking retard.
>>54161913
These always crack me up
Please post more
>>54162138
Son of a fucking bitch
>>54163726
Computers auto-crossover nowadays so if you're asking this it means you literally haven't tried actually just plugging the cable in
>>54146011
Lost
>>54148840
I never understood why it's called wizard anyway.
>>54164011
Because it makes things magically work for people who are computer illiterate
>>54146011
kek
>>54164011
Because it magically installs software
>>54152165
Have my upvote good sir ;^)
>>54156376
that's a facebook-tier meme
>>54157705$ cowsay aerodynamics
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< aerodynamics >
--------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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||----w |
|| ||
>>54163064
I imagine that was put there by somebody that knew exactly how stupid it sounded but HE had to do it anyway because he knew exactly how stupid the majority of computer users are.
>>54163081
>The S is for Sea.
Not Submersible.
missed a trick.
>>54149801
No that's a fucking toyota corolla that probably costed way more than it should have because initial D
In the future, thinkpads will cost thousands because some chuckelfuck is going to write a manga about a cool kid using his X200 to hack the gibson.
>>54149903
I cringe every time I see this. I wish I could erase it from my memory.
>/g/ tards worship this guy
>that other guy who steps into the frame and starts dancing
All of my why.
>>54156271
I lost fucking hard.
>the torch at the end
>>54164336
go back to fucking /v/
>>54164216
Is got to the point where i have to reassure kids Ethernet wires won't zap you in you touch them
>>54163064
Thats actually a good idea.
I think it would be nice if more places had access to wifi cables.
>>54162147
>haskell
>math notation
try agda
>>54161608
says the tripfag
oh irony..
>>54161944
>tabs instead of spaces
>>54161944
don't be a square, pretty printing is only for weaklings. well if it runs, why bother
>>54163906
This webm sums up/int/ quite nicely.
