What cheap Chinese shit have you bought, and would you recommend it?
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on eBay, AliExpress, Gearbest and similar sites.
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>Vernee Thor 3G ram interesting cheap phone sold in collaboration with Uber for $100 >>53918995
>BM-800 condenser mic apparently sounds good even without phantom power>>53917756
>Focalprice appears to be stalling their $2 controller orders, expect cancellations
>beware redmi note 3 doesn't support exFAT if you want to use larger than 64GB memory cards
>Mediatek 6735 isn't the strongest processor but it's not lacking in performance for everyday tasks >>53939736
>redmi note 3 mediatek version smashed by snapdragon version >>53945403
>still waiting on updated news from anons who receive their products
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Previous thread >>53945328
anything good in the way of chinkphones that do band 20?
>>53948943
Budget?
Original New Zopo Speed 7 Plus 5.5 inch Android 5.1 MT6753 Octa Core Mobile Phone 3GB RAM+16GB ROM 2G/3G/4G Smartphone
http://s.aliexpress.com/FjEZv2qE
(from AliExpress Android)
>>53948965
under $200 ish
looks very good. Is the rom ok?
>>53948965
that one looks like shit you maggot, I want something that looks like a s7 edge
>>53948984
Then get an s7 edge?
There's only so much you can get away with cheap designs
>>53948981
Yeah, it's mostly stock.
http://www.androidheadlines.com/2015/11/featured-review-zopo-speed-7.html
>>53948998
Do you enjoy being treated like dirt?
>>53948998
woaah, what a fucking genius, I was expecting you to have better taste chosing phones
>>53948984
Get a s7 edge.
Chinese companies already abandoned cloning the designs of Western brands, they are big enough to do things on their way.
>>53949034
This. They're done making knock offs, Chinese phones are legit now
Just ran Antutu on my Chuwi Hi8 Super for the hell of it.
I didn't expect a score this high from a $75 tablet.
>>53949023
might pick it up.
Shame that it seems so uncommon
>>53949064
el cellphone no workea Pablo!!1
>>53949064
Fuck, that's like nexus 6 performance, isn't it?
>>53948939
Can anyone recommend me a Bluetooth speaker?
Man i'm never going to get this fucking Ruizu am I?
>>53949094
Xiaomi speakers, any of them.
Gearbest is the cheapest place to get legit Xiaomi gear.
This came in the mail today, for a cheap mp3 player it's really impressive. Would have been perfect if it had shuffle but for $1.2 it was extremely worth it.
I recommend it for anyone looking for a cheap mp3 player
ESP12 Wi-Fi modules.
HM-10 BLE modules.
Well thought out, cheap, works.
Chinese are really good at making good moderately complex shit that works and is cheap.
Also, My bluetooth hi-fi/amplifier was £9 and does what I want.
>>53949132
You do diy?
Any good circuit to step up 3.7v to 12v at approximately 1A output?
I want to make a power bank for my tablet out of a pack of 18650s.
>>53949123
Looks interesting. Are they all the same internals? Because I don't particularly like that design
>>53949132
are there cheap bluetooth modules that let me receive hid input instead of just simple serial communication?
>>53949123
Just write a rename program and every time you plug it in it will rename the files so they play in a different order.
Speaking of DIY, I'm the anon who posted the home-made beach stereo built from chink shit components; I took another anon's advice on-board and painted over the stencil of the shark.
Painted the whole case a nice bright yellow then stencilled the shark back on in Blue.
It's looking pretty fucking sweet now actually but my damn phone is flat so I can't take a picture just now. I'll post one later.
>PLEASE POST PURCHASE HISTORY
>I need that feeling of looking forward to a chinese christmas in a month to stop me from killing myself.
that store name though.
asked in other thread but didn't notice tjis came first but any good watches?
>>53949197
I'd love to see that, sounds pretty sweet.
>>53949177
Probably, it's cheaper to mass produce one design and the only thing that looks different is the external aesthetics
Instructions for a Chiniboo
1.Fuck off Gmail and use QQmail
2.Fuck off Whatsapp and use Wechat
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5.Fuck of Facebook and use QQ again
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7.Fuck off New York and use Hong Kong
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More instructions for anons to add
>>53949147
You can get 3 cell 18650 charge protection PCBs for ~£2 ea.
I've never flirted with step up, I always thought the discharge time would go up too much.
You can go to the library/supermarket and steal old laptop battery packs; smash open and get £10ea 18650s
Connect three cells in series to the charge pcb, add extra cells in parallel to each cell to add capacity.
>>53949204
See>>53949205
It's cheaper to mass produce, so expect the internals to be mostly the same. Accuracy won't be top notch like a 300 dollar watch but you'll be fine if you calibrate it once a month. Go with whichever design you like the most.
My father has bought a few, one of them lost the seconds hand after a week but the others are still working fine.
>>53948939
>triggered
>>53949232
you sited a mp3 player
>>53949221
Problem is if I connect them in series to increase voltage I lose mAh.
4 2000mAh batteries in series would give me the 12v I need but only 2000mAh.
4 2000mAh cells in parallel would give me 6000mAh, assuming 80% efficiency
>>53949251
Concept is the same.
Make an mp3, slap on a hundred different pretty chassis
Make a watch, slap on a hundred different pretty faces.
Etc
>>53949204
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_182123.html?vip=133217
cheap, some anons in another thread said it might a minutes to the week or month but it looks cash
>>53949203
That's a penis
>>53949276
wat? Are you well?
>>53949282
thanks looks good
What items have ultra cheap chinese alternatives that you otherwise wouldn't have bought?
The major one I've found is 99% of the "as seen on TV" shit have alternatives on aliexpress. If it's on sale for $50 on TV it's $3 on Ali.
>>53949290
I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'll try again.
It's cheaper to mass produce instead of changing assembly lines, one factory will produce the same watch and resell it to other factories that will put a watch face on it.
The watch face looks different, but if you open it up to look inside they should be identical.
>>53949306
This.
Fuck, convenient kitchen shit like handheld lemon juicers are really popular here
>>53949319
it's been fun trolling with you, but you should've mad the extra effort to actually like the player and confuse me even more
thanks for wasting my time, tho
>>53949344
Oh my god.
I need some sleep ;_;
Can anyone recommend me the nastiest, tackiest light-up shoes they can find?
>>53949344
>>53949319
*link
>>53949351
haha I agree, it's ight tho
I've noticed a lot of cheap modules on aliexpress and eBay. How reliable is shit like pam8403 amplifiers or tp4056 lithium ion chargers?
Also speakers can be had for $1.3 each 3w 4ohm if you buy a pack of 10.
Will they randomly stop working after a few months?
>>53949352
shit nigga spend $1 and make EVERYTHING glow in the dark
http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32589546218.html
>>53949384
I would use that for shoe laces.
Would look fucking awesome!
>>53949380
If you use them within spec they should last a while like any other part
>>53949410
>>53949380
Samefagging but I would also like to mention for the amps I always use max voltage (5.5v for pam8403) and none have randomly burnt out yet
>>53948939
>tfw there's 2 csg threads
Have no idea which is which but this one is a minute earlier so I'm asking here.
What are some good budget earphones for a shitty mp3 like >>53949123
>>53949396
Orange and black shoes with orange glow in the dark laces?
Fuuuuuuuck
>>53949384
Bruh that's over $2
>>53949351
Sleep tight
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>>53949443
Probably the the ve monks, I suppose. For their 8 dollar pricetag you can't really beat them. They'll be back in stock next week.
>>53949515
Link please?
>>53949396
or just buy glow in the dark shoe laces from Aliexpress, and not have painted shoelaces that look tacky as fuck.
>>53949443
Xiaomi Pistons 3 / Xiaomi Hybrid / KZ-ATE
Or if you're a cheap fuck, any cheap Xiaomi or KZ earphones.
Get them from Gearbest if you want to get genuine shit.
>>53949523
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/chinkbuds/1924356_32417311324.html
They should be back in stock next week, since they've changed the internals to be better. They changed the housing and the magnet went from 32 ohm to 64ohm, IIRC.
>>53949534
Soaking one lace in each tub won't make it glow better?
>>53949548
More ohm = less current?
What's the advantage of that?
Better sound quality at same power level?
All of you who bought a xiaomi phone, got any miui tips?
>>53949537
>gearbest
One month processing time?
No thx, my sharks have already come in but cakebux orders are still being processed
>>53949551
No.
Try drinking it for ultimate effects though
>>53949569
I'm not really sure? I'm not that into audio stuff, I just like having good quality shit. I know that the old 32ohm ones sound as good if not better than my koss portapros. I think someone said that more ohm will mean that the sound quality will be better, but you might need to give it some more volume to get it loud.
>>53949548
>tfw /product/chinkbuds/
you sjw cucks should just realise that words are wind
>>53949569
Lower noise floor, less sensitive. It'll sound better on shitty sources.
The Earbud form factor is inherently shit though. Just get the monoprice iems for $10. They've got like 2000 5 star amazon reviews.
No, the smartkey isn't for the X02
>>53949623
I'll wait for the better ones than.
>>53949537
I'll also consider these, it'll be nice having a spare just in case.
>>53949618
Wat. The hell are you even trying to say here? I just changed it to make the link a bit shorter.
>>53949551
Nigga its paint.
Do you want crusty ass shoe laces?
No.
Just get some proper glow in the dark laces.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/glowinglaces/32568746298.html
What are some really cool looking budget phones?
If pic related had 720p screen and 2gb ram id be all over it.
Also a bigger battery
Original Blackview A5 4.5inch Phone MT6580 Quad core Smartphone 1GB RAM 8GB ROM 3G WCDMA Android 6.0 1850mAh 5MP Camera
http://s.aliexpress.com/eeUjmEVN
(from AliExpress Android)
Just had confirmation that the second lot of fishing tackle has been shipped and is on its way.
Some people said that it'll have trouble getting through customs due to the knife but it'll be fine on account of it being a fishing knife and very clearly fucking bundled with a host of other fishing gear.
Expect a good review once it all arrives in a few months.
Got the piston 3 and kz ed9 about a week ago. The pistons are great and all, but the kz ed9 with alternate tips blow pretty much anything out of the water. Just wish the ed9 had the same case as the piston 3s
$2 xacto knife
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Non-Slip-Metal-Scalpel-Knife-Tools-Kit-Cutter-Engraving-Craft-knives-6-pcs-Blade-Mobile-Phone/32417510014.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_1_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_508_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=df87f680-1296-4003-8969-1cded8888e19
>>53949666
Isn't that like the nexus 4?
>>53949261
Both result in the same energy available, and, unless you're burning the higher voltage of the 3S configuration on something like an LM317, equivalent runtime.
seeing as we're back on the fucking earbud discussion is there any confirmation to the rumour that there's a production issue with the hybrid dual drivers?
People here and on head-fi are having wildly different experiences with what are certainly legitimate items so it just doesn't make sense.
>>53949728
Lol, no.
>>53949732
Never trust audiophiles.
Hybrids are fine [spoiler]if you like mud in your ears.[/spoiler]
>>53949732
People on Head-fi didn't say anything about the sources that they are plugging their Hybrids into. And I don't want to have a fucking argument over this. Those fucks in Head-fi should have said if they used an external amp or not because all other sources have rolled-off bass.
>>53949827
So you're saying that if you use an external amp they sound bad and if you don't use one they sound good?
I'm sorry, I'm just a fool trying to understand because I have the hybrids and they sound fantastic but if there's something wrong with them and I can get massively noticeably better sound from the piston 3 then I want to know.
>>53949855
Take for example see the bass roll-off below 100Hz in pic related.
Now see a O2. Us humans hear from 20Hz to 20kHz. (My hearing stops at 16 or 17kHz).
https://lh6.ggpht.com/-xoSo7a2zzSQ/TiUkPyPlbqI/AAAAAAAAA_I/TAfXVwsDI3g/O2%252520AC%252520Both%252520Channels%252520Frequency%252520Response%252520Sweep%2525205%252520hz%252520-%25252048%252520Khz%252520400%252520mV%252520150%252520Ohms%252520comments_thumb.png
>>53949917
Oh and I believe my new Note 3 Pro doesn't have a roll-off in the bass. So if people in /csg/ have a Note 3 Pro. Kudos to you, you can hear a Xiaomi Hybrid sound accurate.
Using a Hybrid on a Ruizu X02 exhibit rolled-off bass btw. Or my old Moto G phone. And motherboard (Asus Z97M)
>>53949855
This is why I hate Head-fi. Now give me a (You) or some reassurance.
Hi, is this the thread where I randomly shill Love Live for no apparent reason?
New Sunshine MV is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE4GzSihmy4&nohtml5=False
>>53949988
>some reassurance
>>53949473
and probably slightly radioactive.
wait, so you're saying that they sound bad because of the device they're plugged into but if you use an amplifier that is countered a little?
Is that what you're saying?
>>53950116
that guy is a fucking retard don't listen to him.
![O2 AC Both Channels Frequency Response Sweep 5 hz - 48 Khz 400 mV 150 Ohms comments[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/PmCt2CN.png "O2 AC Both Channels Frequency Response Sweep 5 hz - 48 Khz 400 mV 150 Ohms comments[2].png")
>>53950116
The opposite.
It sounds better used on a motherboard, cheap phone or cheap music player with rolled-off FR.
>>53950125
Don't listen to this guy. He doesn't want to accept things being rolled-off. And he'll die not knowing that a cheap Objective 2 amp or any other $100+ amp makes headphones sound a lot better amped. Or worse in this case. Pic related is the flattest FR you can get and it's affordable.
>>53950125
fuck all of you, desu
pos for humans
I you want to say
>x is wrong
give a reason faggots, show charts and proof or stfu
wasting people's time
Anyone got a good suggestion for some sort of android box that comes with a remote and a hdmi port that you can hook up to the tv?
Want to get something simple so my parents can watch their shit without having a fear of them breaking it.
>>53950163
-0.6db
are you fucking serious
your shitty iems aren't even CAPABLE of producing anything at 20hz
okay, you know what, fuck it.
I don't want a lesson on the fucking nuances of phonics, I was just asking if the hybrids are fucked.
If you can't give me a straight answer then fine.
Who the fuck has ever heard of the cheaper shittier system giving better sound? You're pulling my leg.
>>53950163
U wot m8
any competent player can achieve flat 20-20k response.
>>53950207
You too.
http://www.innerfidelity.com/images/XaiomiHybrid.pdf
http://ko.goldenears.net/board/5885546
>>53950220
They're not fucked. They are alright. I find no problems with them and I can safely say that I'll recommend them. Only problem is the treble is u-shaped in these graphs.
>>53950239
Why is it sloping up like that? 10dB up? nani?
>>53950166
Pretty much any TV box does that.
For example
http://www.cnx-software.com/2016/04/07/rockchip-rk3229-video-playback-take-2-10-bit-h-264-h-265-audio-hd-pass-through-with-zidoo-x1-ii/
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/ZIDOO-X1-II-Ture-4K-RK3229-Bluetooth-Media-Player-Kodi-Preinstalled-H-265-10Bit-4K-60fps-TV-BOX-1G-8G-WIFI-363515.html
>>53950256
>Why is it sloping up like that?
The yellow line is the frequency response.
>>53950239
>>53950256
fuck both of you autists
>>53950256
Oh lol it's that /hpg/ reject again trying to justify his shitty amps.
>>53950283
Okay thanks. Mistake.
Can we stop saying that they're mud? Hybrids have the same bassy bass like Audio Technica M50s. I can understand that some people love bass and I don't. Please stop calling the Hybrids mud. The vocals sound clear as a whistle but without that audible breathing. I like them. Why are you guys thinking I hate them? Is it because of my first immediate impressions on them?
http://www.innerfidelity.com/images/XaiomiHybrid.pdf
http://www.innerfidelity.com/images/AudioTechnicaATHM50x.pdf
http://ko.goldenears.net/board/5885546
http://ko.goldenears.net/board/5322081
>>53950349
Fuck your dumb antics. I'm posting scientific measurements now. I did realize I made a mistake in >>53950239
anyone know where I can get 'high quality' audio production gear for cheap?
my life needs it
>tfw you ordered something for €1 and after some months it's still not here
>Already asked for time extension on aliexpress
don't want to nag that much about €1 but fucking hell give me my item
>>53950478
Got something today that was on the road for 1,5 months, the customs stamp makes me guess that it came by boat, since all the other stuff came in via an airport
>>53950430
High quality and cheap don't go together
Hello there!
I need a new phone. I'm planning on lots of traveling and I need a phone capable of this:
Smooth web browsing
Good GPS
Basic social media apps
Text & Calls
Skype
Decent camera
LONG BATTERY LIFE (like 2 days without charging at least)
cheap (around 200 bucks)
Any tips?
>>53951155
Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro
>>53951155
>LONG BATTERY LIFE (like 2 days without charging at least)
You've come to the wrong thread, buddy.
First time in this thread. I just finished reading the pastebin and noticed made-in-china.com isn't listed in it.
Is it because it's shit or what?
I'm asking because I want to buy dj equipment and made-in-china has more to choose from compared to the rest of the sites I've checked so far.
>>53951185
Are you sure?
It seems really similar to Redmi Note 2 which is even cheaper.
>>53951227
Chink shit can't stand two days of usage?
>>53951155
>LONG BATTERY LIFE (like 2 days without charging at least)
lmao 2 days
Oukitel k10000 and get a week
>>53951273
>shit screen (5.5" 720p lmao)
>shit budget mediakek cpu
Bout to order a XRN3P
Should I let them open it and put in a multi-language rom or have it ship to me sealed?
>>53951273
Yeah, that's pretty extreme but overall it looks like pretty shit phone.
I'd rather have 2 - 4 days and medium quality than that.
I'm thinking of selling my Lumia 640 (maybe I'll get like 100 euros for it) and getting a chinkphone. Xiaomi Redmi 3 Pro is within my budget it seems and it's not too big.
What do you guys think? Also a place to buy it in EU so I could avoid paying customs.
Any good mechanical keyboards or bluetooth keyboards for tablets?
Also, does anyone know a seller that sells keycaps from massdrop?
>>53951354
>he fell for the 5 year old retina meme
>he thinks a chip designed for efficiency makes it bad.
It runs absolutely everything bar 3D heavy games without a hitch.
>>53951475
It's an industrial design, it's tough, high quality and it looks different than every other black slab smartphone, sure that bull logo is ugly as fuck but you can cover it.
Regardless, sounds like you want the Ulefone Power. More power, smaller battery, the usual black slab look.
>>53951789
What about this?
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_334001.html
>>53951821
That has the same chip as the k10000 anyway, and it's pre-sale, you'll be waiting around 2 months for it.
Homtom ht6 and oukitel k6000 are like that for the same price, k6000 may have quality control issues though.
boys, of all the chinkshit gear vr clones which one is worth buying?
Huion tablet anon here, sick as hell.
Chinaman told me to not worry about it for the 5th time, right after I told him that I'm not willing to wait another 50 days, or pretty much up to 4 months since ordering. Thinking of just opening dispute and not wasting time "talking" to him. Opinions and tactics are very much welcome. I'm too sick to deal with this shit myself.
>>53951930
I got a RIem 3, and it's pretty good.Very comfy.
>>53951568
I want to know this too
any chinkshit mechanicals that actually work well?
>> >>53951948
4 months is too much, open a dispute
>>53952040
It's now "only" 2 months and a week I think. Chinaman just extended protection by another 40 days without asking me, making it 50 days. Which would add up to 4 months total. The package is tracked though. But it didn't update since 28th of February.
>>53952331
Just fucking ask for a refund you limp dick fag. The shorter the message the better, leave unnecessary words out. If he refuses then open a dispute.
>>53952407
I asked, he told me to wait patiently.
>>53952485
So wait 4 more months, shithead.
>>53949094
S10 or S11 bluetooth speakers.
Bought them 3 years back and ordered a new one last week.
>>53952532
>>53952407
Why is everybody here so mean-spirited and unfriendly?
>>53952485
Hi,
It has been more than 2 months since I placed my order and I still have not received it. I'm requesting a full refund. I hope we can resolve this in a civilized manner, thanks.
-fag
>>53952587
Because there's no reason to be kind with a person, who don't respect his own time and don't care about spended money.
>>53952643
There is also no reason to be kind to a retard that can't even speak proper English, is there?
>>53952690
You're right, sir. Go on, fite me.
>>53949196
>3.5 Seconds Of Summer - Amnesia
kek
>>53952604
Well, I wonder how will it work out with 50 days of protection remaining... Thanks anyway. I will report back how it ended up.
I'm interested in buying a chinkphone, since I've still got a samsun gio that's pushing 5 years old at the moment. What places have a europe warehouse so I don't have to pay import costs?
>>53952886
Banggood, gearbest
>>53952886
Gaybest
>>53952587
bcuz u fggit?
is that nice enough for you? Christ
>>53952950
Maybe if you weren't so angry and mean to other people for no reason you'd be a happier and less bitter person.
>>53952924
>>53952940
Haven't heard anything about banggood, how are they? Also, wasn't gearbest absolute shit with shipping times?
>>53952971
Yeah it's best to buy phones off Aliexpress. The gearbest shills have crawled out of the woodwork.
>>53952967
Or maybe not. Who knows, right?
>>53952995
I'm not really sure I want to risk buying something "expensive" off aliexpress though. because
>Lel, 21% vat + flat 40 euro import costs
and at that point I might as well buy something with similar specs from amazon.
>>53953026
I know. 8 years of being on 4chan has turned me into a negative and critical asshole. This place is toxic. Only I keep coming back because I have nowhere else to go.
Why did you guys stopped using chink shit general?
Am I in tumblr now?
Well ...
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Yellow-Dive-Scuba-Diving-Mask-Snorkel-Snorkeling-Glasses-Camera-Mount-Tempered-Glass-for-GoPro-4-3/32591113753.html
>>53953143
Basically. 4chan is overridden by Redditors, Tumblrites etc. Bunch of sjw faggot niggers.
>>53953341
i can't understand it, why would people care?
I don't hate chinese ppl, I buy a lot of good shit from them and can even say I have a leel of respect for their business model when conducting these sites
who's feelings am I hurting by calling this chink shit general besides fat white americunts?
>>53953397
I'm of Chinese descent an I find it upsetting when racist slurs are directed towards my people.
>>53953444
>I'm of Chinese descent an I find it upsetting when racist slurs are directed towards my people.
I'm of Chinese descent and I do not find it upsetting when racist slurs are directed towards my people.
>>53953467
Don't lie. You're not Chinese.
Anyone buys chinese stuff to resell locally?
I work for a big C2C e-commerce site and I need to eat my own dogfood.
What's some good stuff to resell? Probably shit that's high on demand, low on price and that won't come defective from chine.
>>53953444
You don't belong here, grow thicker skin or gtfo
>>53953444
Then leave the website then chink
>>53953475
Give you free information and gain an additional competitor in return? Lol fuck off retard. There's no free lunch in this world.
>>53949064
10000 higher than m7.
>>53953474
Whatever man, 没时间to argue. Grow a pair.
back to the future stealth action shooter cia man mariine captain trooper
>>53953562
Aren't these trigger words for that NSA program?
>>53953444
>chinese descendant
yeah... your 30% chink ass
I'm black and have to see ppl call me Jamal and Nigger everytime I reveal I'm black
I don't care because I don't steal shit and act like a degen-nigger, if I don't say I'm black I have constructive convos on 4chan
that's life, either be a pussy or not
>>53953617
>ooga booga shooga nooga
>have 20 orders
>only 2 of them arrived
>buyer protection is ending soon
>>53951233
bigger battery
>>53951821
>5000mah
>5.5" 720p
>f/2.2 camera "new generation"
WHO DID THIS
>>53953707
request an extension.
>>53953617
you sound like a cool guy
would buy chink shit with/10
什麼他媽的你他媽的剛才說我,你這小婊子?我會讓你知道我畢業了我班頂部的海豹突擊隊,我已經參與了對Al-Quaeda許多秘密突襲,我有超過300證實殺死。我在大猩猩作戰訓練,我在整個美軍頂部的狙擊手。你是我什麼都不是,但只是一個目標。我會消滅你他媽的出來精確的喜歡,其中從未在這個地球上見過的,記住我的話他媽的。你以為你可以逃脫說狗屎我在互聯網上?再想想,笨蛋。在我們發言,我聯繫我的整個美國和您的IP間諜秘密網絡正在追查現在讓你更好的暴風雨做好準備,蛆。這抹了你打電話給你的生活可憐的小東西的風暴。你他媽的死了,孩子。我可以在任何地方,任何時間,我會殺了你的七百多途徑,這只是我的雙手。我不僅在徒手格鬥廣泛的培訓,但我有機會獲得美海軍陸戰隊的整個阿森納,我會用它來其最大程度為你擦去慘屁股大陸的臉,你這個混蛋。只要你能知道什麼邪惡的報復你的小“聰明”的評論是有關打倒在你身上,也許你會持有你他媽的舌頭。但你不能,你沒有,現在你付出代價,你這個該死的白痴。我會拉屎憤怒遍布你,你將它淹沒。你他媽的死了,老兄。
>>53953989
y-you too
>>53953700
lool
I knew I forgot one
fggt
>>53953954
thnx f am
>>53949094
DKnight Magicbox II (~$40) for a small speaker, Sylvania SP-328 (~$30-40) if you'll willing to carry around a fuckhueg one.
HY-101FM is pretty good at the $20 level (no bluetooth though, bluetooth is a fucking meme anyways)
"X3" speaker is pretty good for a $7 bluetooth speaker, the aux in is annoyingly combined with the microUsb (data pins), mono with passive radiator. Has that annoying loud chinese lady voice "BLUE TOOTH MODE" when you first turn it on though, which lots of the cheap speakers have.
If you hate fucking voice prompts like I do, make sure to message the seller ahead of time. Somehow maximum volume "BLEU TOOTH IS REEDY TO CONNECT.... BLEU TOOTH IS CONNECTED ERR SUCCESSFURRY" is seen as a 'feature' by many of these products.
>By airton Apr-09/2016 02:04:03
>Hello, I would like to ask you if this phone: 1) It has the Portuguese language in Brazil
>By vasilis Apr-08/2016 04:04:39
>Hello, I would like to ask you if this phone: 1) It has the Portuguese language in Brazil
>hello, i from Portugal and
>Greek language?
>Portuguese language?
>hello, i am from Brazil and
>
gearbest
>>53954100
>>53949217
It must be hard living in china
Thinking in buying this because looks like it's the only wristband with music controls (play/pause, next, prev track)
gearbest.com/smart-wristband/pp_227780.html
Anyone has a suggestion for a wristband with music controls? i don't care about the other gimmicks like steps or calories.
Who /spermcollector/ here?
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/HOT-SALES-3701-automatic-sperm-collector_60115760501.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.kDAfMK
What a time to be alive.
>>53955179
>request sample
![Portable-Sperm-Collector-Penis-massage.jpg_350x350[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fhQlyP7.jpg "Portable-Sperm-Collector-Penis-massage.jpg_350x350[1].jpg")
>>53955179
Desktop edition:
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Portable-Sperm-Collector-Penis-massage_1899163746.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.kDAfMK
>>53955179
>premature ejaculation desensitization training function.
>>53955179
>It can simulate vaginal environment, through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration
>>53955179
OMG, see the video, it's movements are fucking amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHi8hTvT3II
No vagina can do that!!!
>>53955264
it's the end of all private clinic assistants
I'm gonna order this
http://www.amazon.com/Micro-Memory-Card-Adapter-Converter/dp/B017QXZGR0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_147_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51WZYZ3vTgL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=04WBBA2970K4XVTASVZB
and 10x128gb shark cards
good idea?
>>53955321
No. Instead of the one point of failure you'd get from an SSD, you'll get ten points of failure.
>>53955347
>shark cards
>failure
Any good filter tor muh BM-800 mic?
>>53955358
I've been considering getting the BM-800
Post pics of setup? How's the quality?
>>53955321
I want to do that but i don't have $320 to spend in sharks
fug
>>53955374
quality is pretty good tho i dont have 48v phantom power on it. also ordered a cheap mic arm stand from amuhzon
>>53955321
>yes,friend, total 1280GB, it will lost all data if one of them fail.
(Amazon page)
It'd be pretty cool to have, it's just the 10 points of failure. I guess it could be mirrored somehow to a conventional hdd as backup.
best led torch out there?
>>53948939
Opinions on Cube iwork8 Ultimate?
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_298398.html
>>53951155
Xiaomi redmi3, it's a phone which does phone things on a 4ah battery, lasts me 4+ days with ~20-80%
While on the topic of cheap mics, anyone know one of those clip on mics that are supposedly godly in quality? The ones used to mod headphones with?
Do any top line phones actually work with us LTE? Att being the easiest for me
>>53955613
willmyphonework.net
So, I want to buy a Xiaomi Redmi 3. Is Gearbest the right place ? How long is shipping ?
>>53955703
>Ship
>travelling at 20 knots/hour
>having to travel through 2 bottlenecks (malacca straits and suez canal), with pirate-infested ocean in between
>not to mention all the shenanigans at the customs and excises department
Not very fast, I presume
>>53948939
My laser pen from Gearbest just arrived. It's pretty good, bright, good range at night, nice quality, etc.
Only thing is it drains battery like it's nobody's business.
I can't complain though because I am using shit batteries.
>Order from Gearbest for the first time
>"Ships within 1-2 business days" for 10 more dollars of shipping
>It's been 5 days and tracking message say it's in the UK since the 2 last days, I'm in France.
>>53949384
That's probably going to give you cancer if it ever gets through customs, it's probably nuclear waste and paint.
>>53949628
the mi key is shit, works maybe 20% of the time if you're lucky.
>>53956210
unless you're holding a grounded pipe with the other hand, thats only going to cause a serious burn on your fingers and some muscle damage.
>>53948939
>these image
TOP FUCKING KEK!
Hey /g/
Whats the point of usi alie, when I can find similar shit for like a buck more on amazon? Is this a meme thats wooshing over my head?
>>53957221
It's for third worlders and europoors who don't have amazon
I just lurk these threads cause you can usually find the exact same shit on ebay (w/paypal) for like $0.50 more
>>53951568
it's so weird, you would say aliexpress is filled by ripoff cherry mx switches and instead nada
So I just bought these http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_169225.html
What am I in for?
>>53956621
That's weird, the xiaomi key is considered the best available.
What app you using to control it?
>>53957444
Muddy highs
>>53957461
the xiaomi one, it's really not very good.
>>53957524
The xiaomi app is bar none, the best smart key app out there with features for the xiaomi key that other apps don't have at all.
You must have side-loaded the fan translation then because the official app has no western release?
Be careful when flashing rom on redmi note 3 pro fucking phone's drivers suck and only work on windows 7
>>53957444
memes
>>53957560
yeah I did, so i guess that's the issue, oh well.
>>53957590
I can't offer any advice then mate, I don't know what's wrong with yours. Sorry.
>>53957618
waiting on new phone, should be delivered monday, will give it another go.
>order fake chinese liquid ass
>that shit apparently exploded and leaked all over the apartment mailbox
>>53958014
What the fuck is liquid ass ?
>>53953989
Don't use google translate, that thing is ducking incomprehensible. I got what pasta you put in there, but it's a fucking mess
>>53958014
this >>53958059
>>53953989
有一双眼睛, 在我的身后注视着我.它让我感到不安.从那天下班开始, 我就感觉到它的存在.那晚回到家, 我把我的感觉告诉了老公.“你没转过身看看是谁吗?”老公问.“看了,可路上那么多人. 我不知道它是谁.”我不安地回答.老公接着问:“你的背后没有眼睛,你怎么会知道有人在盯着你?”“不仅是盯着我, 而且还跟着我.”我更加不安地回答.“可是你转过身又不知道是谁?”老公帮我把话说完.我点点头,说,”是这样.”这时, 女儿扑到老公的怀里, 要抱抱.“要不要我明天送你上班?” 老公抱着女儿, 笑着问我.“不用了, 我上下班路上都有很多人, 我尽量跟着人群走就是了… 也许, 这只是我的幻觉.”我开始觉得自己真有点可笑.老公着女儿的脑袋, 继续问道:”最近工作太累了吧?”“是有点儿累! 幻觉都累出来了.” 我似乎为自己找到了解释.
>>53949666
>http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32589546218.html
I bought a THL T11 some two years ago, it's been a trooper since after a rom flash even better.
Pretty sturdy thing, wasn't exactly cheep but 200 usd isn't exactly expensive either.
Been eyeing xiaomi mi4s , mi5 and opix lately.
Don't really need an upgrade tho. Don't really think anyone with a half decent phone in last 2-3 year does unless it shit's the bed.
>>53958373
wrong link
http://www.thlmobilestore.com/thl-t11-smartphone-mtk6592-2gb-32gb-5-0-inch-fhd-gorilla-glass-13mp-camera-black.html
tis an old phone tho , shit like that is around 110-150 range
>>53949123
$1.2 ? ? ? ? ?
donut card arrived today i tried to format it for more than 2 hours without succes,no brocken sectors,how fucked am i?
which chinese tablet is the most cost effective to use for reading pdfs? I wont be using it for anything other than pdfs, epub, and other documents. Mainly just concerned with eye strain and dpi
>>53959479
maybe something with high resolution like the teclast x98 plus
我只是想插话的时刻。什么你指的是像Linux,其实,GNU / Linux的,或我最近采取了调用它,GNU Linux的加,Linux不是一个操作系统本身就是,而是一个全功能的GNU系统的另一个免费的组件制成由GNU corelibs,外壳公用事业和重要的系统组件包括由POSIX定义一个完整的操作系统非常有用。
许多计算机用户每天运行GNU系统的修改版本,没有意识到这一点。通过事件的奇特反过来,GNU的版本,今天被广泛使用通常被称为Linux和它的许多用户都没有意识到,这是基本上是GNU系统,由GNU项目开发。
真的是一个Linux,而这些人都在使用它,但它仅仅是一个他们所使用的Linux系统的一部分是在内核:..在分配机器的资源,你运行的内核的其他程序,系统程序是一个操作系统的主要部分,但没有用由本身,它只能在一个完整的Linux操作系统通常在组合使用与GNU操作系统:.整个系统的上下文功能基本上GNU使用Linux添加的,或者GNU / Linux的,所有的所谓的Linux发行版是真正的GNU / Linux发行版的!
Are these good?
Other recommendations? (Something I dont need paypal for)
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Real-capacity-memory-card-8g-micro-sd-card-32-GB-class-64GB-10-microsd-TF-Card/32274315064.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10017_10005_9998_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_508_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=8310f43c-3826-4b6c-8701-f23061605ad2
Has anyone ordered a dakimakura from Aliexpress? Is there a particular merchant that sells decent quality ones or are they all kind of shit?
>>53959949
get sharks
>>53959949
>no shark
>>53960058
>>53960045
Is this a meme or is there a reason to pay $.50 more for an older product from the same company
Was expecting a Chinese tablet from Amazon today from USPS, but I went to check a few minutes ago and it said they had attempted a delivery. Since I'm NEET I know that they didn't, and there was also no delivery attempt card left. Guess they just got lazy? ;_;
>>53960092
Meme
>>53960092
It has a fucking shark on it, why are you even questioning it?
Can anyone recommend me some of that mic/headphone usb thingy?
http://en.miui.com/thread-234625-1-1.html
So it seems that the redmi note 3 pro supports us lte bands. Checking the original page http://www.mi.com/note3/specs/ it seems that there is 2 versions of the phone?
>>53960045
how much does the 128gb sharks cost?
>>53960389
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html
>>53960424
how many years do I need to wait until I get them?
>>53960466
where do you live?
>>53960510
in my mom's basement
>>53960544
do you have enough good boy points for speedy shipping?
>>53960636
I don't know, how many Chinese dollars can I get with a dollar?
>>53960197
I was buying several for various devices, I bought one with the shark i guess to tell them apart at a glance.
The 32's are for family members who wouldn't appreciate the sharks anyway.
Guess now we play the waiting game.
>>53960466
4-25 days it says. after 25 days you get a full refund.
They are like 1/2 the cost of other cards, so if you don't mind the wait its probably worth it.
>>53960649
that is approximately 6.47 CNY
>>53960677
Should I text the china York manager so he can call my mom and ask her to buy his dollars?
>>53958084
>>53958059
pretty sure its a stinkbomb
