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3.5
>>53920790
Why would you do this?
>>53920652
That's actually sad.
Her memories are lost to time.
>>53920790
Teaguen, you're adopted
my gpa
>>53920790
9/10 chances he is gay
>>53921496
>tfw when you can't Livin' la Video Loca with your new graphics card because it doesn't have a Puerto Para Gráficos Aceledaros Gigante
>>53920790
>html
why?
i don't have anything against html, but this isn't even remotely meaningful or clever
>>53920675
>tfw 90% of /g/ don't know how to make their own Ethernet cables
>>53920790
>Oh shit, I forgot to pick up my wife's kids from Harlem Elementary, I hope she and DaMarquis will forgive me if I engrave their names into my skin!
>>53920790
mac user detected
>>53921643
kek
>>53920670
underrated post
>>53920707
I don't get it, can you explain the joke?
>>53922090
>I don't know
>>53921859
>tfw someobe actually believes he is superior for knowing something so simple
>>53922094
should I actually legitimately literally unironically install gentoo?
>>53920789
Rekt
us geeks, right?
>>53922193
>>53922169
>>53922128
>>53922111
>/g/ - Consumer opinions
>>53922271
>Nike
>>53922273
>removes the if
>code executes instantly
>>53921700
Wow, I've understood it after 40 seconds (I'm not a native english-speaker, through). Nice one.
>>53920790
>Unordered list
>They're in alphabetical order
ul li{
parent:faggot;
}
>>53922271
JUST
>>53922310
>the oldest computer in history the commador 64
>>53922320
>mayonnaise is just as good as noctua NT-H1
>>53922316
I had him sperg on me that way one time too. it was fun.
>>53922271
somebody needs to draw it, only using memory
>>53922141
depends a lot of things.
If you have some experience with linux, and that you want something more minimalistic, you should give it a try.
If you want to get more control on your computer, go for it.
Else, just use any linux distribution.
>>53920707
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BdwUsalwBJ8
>>53920675
fucking flexboot
>>53922141
You have to manually compile every single program you want to use. That can take hours. Does that sound useful or worth it?
Google Ultron
>>53922271
macbook and not a razor blade. tried too hard
>>53920670
>wood screws
I don't get it?
>>53922600
>razor blade
even the name is hilarious
>>53922624
lurk more
>>53922310
fucking idiot cant even google oldest computer in history
which by the way was unique, the size of todays super computers if not even larger and no longer even existing
>>53922273
Nef Walker? Did Quintero change his name?
>>53922226
nvidiot detected
>>53922330
i h8 when i have to do things code by code :/
>>53922273
>>53922285
A day in the life of Americas next top hacker
>>53922664
wtf I guess this is one way to do it
>>53920675
>using boots in datacenters
THIS IS NOW A TAY THREAD
>>53922170
You can wash many keyboards. Just keep the metal end dry. I have successfully used a dishwasher. Just make sure it drys for a couple days before you plug it in.
>>53922749
fucking savage
>>53920670
1.7, housefires, whirring
>>53922399
Whos the semen demon?
>>53922749
probably the only good idea by microsoft
>>53922775
jej
>>53922136
that was a troll. Wasnt it? Yes?
>>53921859
>makes patch cables instead of buying pre made for cheap
>solving simple problems that have already been solved and trying to act superior
Linux user detected.
>>53920790
Hahahaha what a faggot
>>53922664
genius!
>>53922334
audibly laughed
>>53922775
I wonder how many retards will fall for this /pol/tard bullshit.
>>53922802
>>53922316
Who's that?
>>53922481
I dont get this
>>53922271
someone post the mac one
>>53922664
Fucking suburban millennials with too much of mom and dads money
Why not just connect the composite video from the tablet adapter to the vcr?
>>53922861
>>53922802
>>53922775
>>53922882
>/g/ humor
go back to your board faggot
>>53920790
is Teaguen his wife's son?
>>53922838
don't forget to activate your SSDs, /v/
>>53922749
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>53922334
I don't get it. Shouldn't this work?
>>53922112
And so useless. I mean, how the fuck is knowing how to make your own ethernet cable gonna come in handy?
>>53922334
now i kinda want to try that with my old laptop
>>53922624
nvidia
>>53922928
I'll bite. Different media. Hard drive platters are magnetic not optical.
>>53922141
Of you have a really nice PC with a great processor and you want to control every aspect of every program you use, give it a try.
>>53922271
maybe he won a contest
>>53922874
Me neither anon but it was in my /g/ humor folder.
>>53922970
chuckled
>>53922986
>Not having a magnetic drive slot in your laptop
>>53922827
What the fuck is this post modernist work
>>53922986
oh. I'm a retard.
>>53922874
>>53923006
Are you guys serious?
Look up SQL injection.
>>53922892
This is the end result of this cable
>But it exists, so it must work!
>muh $6
>Fuck it, I'll just do it my way
>>53922838
>ubunut
>>53922827
>>53922882
still laugh at those damn it
>>53923029
thank you
>>53922271
Let me guess: this is some twitch streamer?
>>53923029
Can we get the drawn version, too?
>>53923110
typical american family
>>53922664
>>53922892
This person may be attempting to get around copy protection. Not the best way to go about it, but it works.
>>53923102
I assume so
>>53922874
Research SQL injection
>>53923174
wtf is this even suppose to be?
>>53923191
audiophile-tier cable setup
>>53922895
physical LOL
>>53922480
xaxa
>>53923199
what's the story behind this ?
>>53923191
audiophile retardation.
Have another.
>>53923216
ANACONDA
>>53923216
>>53923174
more of this shit
its my favorite
>>53923216
i can imagine the retarded audiophiles trying this out
then not noticing a difference but keeping it because they put effort into setting it up
>>53923211
They're a $3000 pair of headphones and the sound quality doesn't live up to his expectations. Here's what he wrote after he cleaned up and put on a fresh pair of underpants:
http://www.innerfidelity.com/content/ultrasone-edition-10
>>53923174
>cables thicker than the connector
Why?
inb4 it's all isolation
>>53923232
I have one more
>>53923078
>You will never spaz out like a retard after spending more on a GPU than most people will on their entire PC
>>53922838
R61?
>>53921859
theres alot i dont know but i was forced to learn how to attach an ethernet plug if thats what you mean by "make your own cables"
>>53923253
Last one. Audiophile-tier HDD electric noise dampener.
>>53923247
It IS ALL ISOLATION. Fuckers don't realize it does nothing.
>>53922349
fucking shit man
>>53923174
>not using anaconda skin sleeved cables for maximum hifi sound.
>>53923256
>2016
>buying a discrete gpu
>>53923267
either that or a T60/T61, hard to tell from that angle
>>53923253
Why do they always gotta have those tacky decorations?
>>53921496
Is this real
>>53923199
i do this whenever i listen to trash headphones.
no, im not posting my video again
>>53923267
T61
>>53923336
Congratulations on your crippling Asperger's.
>>53923288
>It IS ALL ISOLATION
>>53922897
wtf I thought pol would be all for the Trump?
>>53923359
What if you combine G.Skill Sniper with Corsair Vengeance?
UPGRADE YOUR PROCESSOR TODAY WITH THIS SCRATCH CARD
>>53922141
>>53922473
>>53922535
>>53922994
The magic 8-ball said no, you don't have to reply to his post. Never install genpoo.
>>53923373
we do
>>53923049
>>53923170
Yeah, that's is obvious. But is the sign supposed to say that? It's not even funny.
>>53923379
Your computer flies off to bomb a wedding party in the Middle East.
>>53922316
>you will never create your own OS as a temple to god and be chased by CIA niggers
>>53923437
Are you this dense or just trolling?
>>53922169
What? is that original pic of
>>53923454
I'm the original guy, and no, I get it's SQL injection, but did it work? What is going on with the sign?
>>53923110
ah one of those photos those kids are going to hate later in life
>>53920675
is the joke that it looks like a dildo
>>53923057
it does work on very select video cards that had the chip to do it.
aaand i'm out.
Good night, /g/.
>>53923516
their sales increased after adding that extra piece of plastic
>>53923458
my slides
>>53923469
The sign is its normal state, saying "DW 530GS SLOW DOWN". It's the idea that's funny, they didn't actually try it.
>>53922970
FFS just ground it to building steel! IT'S ALL A-FUCKING-ROUND YOU!
Electricfag triggered.
>>53923469
Camera will take that input literally and clear the whole database (even though the guy just wanted to clear his plates). Did it actually work I don't know.
>>53922873
God's disciple spreading his word by creating TempleOS from scratch.
>>53923309
That could be a big ass LC circuit meant to increase the power factor delivered to the home. Might be legit.
>>53923712
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53923712
this is a blue board you cunt
>>53923712
noice anime tiddies
>>53923739
Are you getting promoted?
Guys! I just got a promotion!
>>53923782
Can't really get higher than company owner
>>53921859
>He doesn't know how to mine, smelt, refine, and pull Copper, into strands formulate and mix insulation and plastic, and crimp them into a connector
But no, seriously, making 48 1-foot cables is a fucking waste of time and resources. The labor spent doing that shit ain't worth the few fucking dollars you'd save versus buying a box of pre-made patch cables.
>>53923359
I want to believe
>>53923110
>Putting that fuckhuge sticker on that tablet
It's like they're screaming "LOOK AT US WE'RE FUCKING POOR"
This picture always gets me. I can imagine them living in some awful overpriced house in some garbage suburb in the middle of nowhere, they have loser cars like a PT loser and an Aztec which were financed with an awful interest rate and the whole family is struggling to avoid being bankrupt. But it's okay as long as the bank is willing to lend them money.
>>53923298
Because they are fucking tacky people.
>>53923057
Only works if the video card supports TV-Out.
>>53923199
Is this the physical manifestation of autism?
>>53921496
>not one, not two, but ALL FIVE of today's hottest 3D chipsets
>on the PCI bus
gets me everytime
is Maximum PC still any good? I love reading their archived early 2000s issues on google books from time to time
https://youtu.be/GThxpjwMudA
>>53921666
I think the beauty of Stallman is that he doesn't understand just how top-tier his shitposting could be.
He'd innovate at an astonishing rate, overshadowing even Australian bantz.
>>53923288
do they make clip-on shielding for integrated and dedicated PC sound cards yet?
bet you could make a killing with ricers too
>>53923323
>rms
>tux
It's like the great interjection never happened...
>>53921700
I facepalmed and grinned like an idiot
>>53922930
Running your own cables. I bought a spool of cat 6e. And now I don't have to eyeball everything I want hard wired. It's not incredibly useful but it is incredibly simple.
>>53923323
>Didn't shop the CVS/pharmacy to be "GNU/Linux"
7/10, missed opportunity
>>53922850
It's obviously a mockery of this you cuckold
>>53922827
oh god I was in this thread
>>53922128
>no one has made a 3.5giglebits version
>>53922838
When you Ubunut and she still sucking
>>53924139
And it got deleted
this site is full of retards
>>53923794
How about owning 2 companies?
>>53923794
pls hire me
>>53924207
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>>53920652
Why aren't you running Windows 21?
>>53923129
He even captured his smug fucking look lol
>>53922535
Why can't you compile programs 90% of the time but just install things normally the other 10%?
Surely then you could have the resulting efficiency for most programs, but say fuck it for something like elinks.
>>53923073
Whats so bad about ubunut ?
>>53923575
Kek, is that the reason behind this pic
I thought the stick was attached to the motor so it would stir the rocks and make some ungodly noise to annoy people
>>53923997
Closest is this, another hilarious one
>>53924207
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>>53924248
>He didn't get 7 trips
>>53923516
Should be false advertisement.
>>53923256
>only spending $650 on your PC
>>53924274
Filtered
>>53922682
Go back to fit
>>53923288
That sata cable looks pretty cool though
>>53921496
>256mb of memory
Shit, I bet they thought this was impossibly huge and derived half their humor from this
>>53922349
Good lord, this makes me angry
>>53923501
The protective boot hits the reset button
>>53921666
Satan plz leave
>>53922827
This is the best thing I've read in a long time, honestly.
>>53920790
ex junkie arms. Look for the scars
>>53922334
No
Fuck off
Go away
>>53922827
absolute comedy gold
>>53922141
It's good in that it forces you to learn all about GNU+Linux to get anything done, but that means it isn't very good for day-to-day use. Try installing it in a virtual machine or something as an educational experience.
>>53925534
Brilliant
>>53925534
can someone add the computer science graduate guy to this gif
>>53922310
first ipod was 5gb
what a dip
>>53925624
i feel like this is really funny if only i knew the context. was the 1070 software limited to use less ram than it actually had?
>>53923703
>power factor
where do you live that bills in VA?
>>53925624
i still don't get this
>>53924112
wasnt the one who originally made it, but here it is.
>>53921666
I want to bealive those responses are real
>>53925736
god i want to punch his face so bad
those facial expressions he makes are so cringey
>>53920652
There's nothing funny about cancer
>>53923957
with all the women, pajeets and niggers, no wonder they failed. Let this be a lesson
>>53925736
I think they are legit
>>53925736
stallman is so funny
I don't know why, maybe it's because he takes everything so seriously
>>53922640
>razor blade.
so edgy
>>53922348
Unrecorded list just means they're not numbered or lettered.
>>53921666
>power-beard
KEK
>>53925747
KEK
>>53925694
it's not.
>>53922970
>>53923575
This one triggers the fuck out of me every time holy shit
>>53923294
What? Discrete has way better graphics capability.
Youre retarded if you prefer integrated unless your poor and dont do graphic intensive stuff.
>>53925969
I am deeply confused
>>53923575
You can't do that because the surrounding fence and platform may be coated and thus non conductible.
>>53922334
Is it possible? I have old drives where I want to get stuff off.
>>53922481
Forget the first two pictures.
This only worked with early speed cameras, the ones with flash, drop table, kek, SQL...
>>53922553
Gold
>>53926031
so how does this one work?
>>53925802
did someone send his a message about GNU/Windows?
>>53926012
Read it again.
You basically throw e.g. 4 2 3 1 at it, and it does:
sleep 4
sleep 2
sleep 3
sleep 1
All at once. Sleep 1 finishes first because it lasts one second, followed by 2, 3 and finally 4. It took 4 seconds, but the array has been sorted.
>>53923057
You can convert VGA to composite but only black and white, when you combine H and V sync cables, VGA is GND, H sync, V sync, R, G, B-
>>53925957
I don't get it.
>>53926136
lol
>>53922838
All those MEME stickers!
>>53925710
>3.5U
>4U
>for you
>>53926016
The ground grid is clearly not coated...
>>53921859
Why the fuck would I ever want to do that?
>>53925933
>bug
Wow.
>>53926260
Because maybe you need to run a cable to a different part of the room without buying an expensive premade cable of inferior quality.
>>53923434
>no hair
>still 8x less FPS
>>53926145
of course you dont you fucking pleb
>>53925957
holy fuck this is some of the most patrician humour i have experienced i am in awe
>>53923373
yes
>>53924870
No you dipshit, false advertisement would be if it sayind "EXTERNAL ANTENNA FOR EXTRA SIGNAL!"
>>53925534
That's what people who don't use the numpad actually do, what a joke, still took longer.
>>53925736
>>53925802
Stallman would jump to sex right away, how young are you fags, don't you know how he is?
>>53925796
Wrong, that's not how Cores, Modules and Hyperthreading work.
>>53923434
Is this real?
>>53925933
Always gets me, DAMN linuxfags suck
>>53926145
Most likely because you're probably on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
>>53926145
HAAHHAAHahahahaha, sucks to be you
>>53926537
That's bash you dolt
>>53926561
>/usr is bash
lolwut? someone is new
>>53926537
false flag
the average windows user wouldn't even know what any of those lines mean
>>53926561
what
>>53926587
Oh, so you were actually criticizing the folder name, that's even more retarded
>>53926618
>the average windows user wouldn't even know what any of those lines mean
And they dont need too, at least windows can't fuck up like that
What kind of retard are you
>>53926115
Executes rm -rf *
>man xxd
>>53926655
>at least windows can't fuck up like that
Yes you can, people have been able to do it with batch scripts
>>53926655
>at least windows can't fuck up like that
LMAO
>>53926697
>batch script
VS
>using a program what has a "BUG" that kills the system
What? Don't change the subject...
>>53925534
what a cute exploit
I wonder if any other websites use this
>>53925884
>I have done your mother
KEKEKEKE
>>53925908
this is some post neoironic shit
>>53926740
You're pretending to be retarded right?
It's one line in a batch script to delete directories: rmdir or rd
It's one line in a bash script to delete directories too: rm, which is what you're seeing there
Jesus /g/
>>53922136
I mean, if you think about it, Berners-Lee used a NextSTEP computer, which OS X is partially based on, so he's not /completely/ wrong
>>53926788
Why the fuck are you assaulting all of /g/ when you're talking to one wintard?
>>53926820
Fuck off
>>53926864
Why?
>>53922827
I'd beat the shit out of this guy, fucking ruining the IT guy image and ruining peoples work.
>>53927317
at first I thought it was a racial joke
/g/ has the best humour threads. /pol/ has the worst
Where the hell is '/g/ designed a phone'
>>53922749
Wait a second, that's Tay but where is the chat from?
>>53925957
whit us lis
>>53927796
"the car is on fire, there's no driver at the wheel"
Dead flag blues/nervous sad poor by godspeed you black emporer
>>53923956
It's dead now.
>>53926145
Meme music, you're better off not
>>53921666
checked
I couldn't stop fucking laughing. Whoever wrote that email is a god of bantz.
>>53928263
mean to reference
>>53925736
>>53923078
EL /v/BABBY
