GPU Conf - Nvidia Keynote speech THREAD #2
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fWbQyaEMfbh
http://www.gputechconf.com/
>>53882055
first for landscapes
>that wasn't a helpful comment Woz
first for Huang
>japs btfo by indus
epib
>>53882098
lol'd
>>53882055
I am getting dizzy t b q h
Where's my Pascal at, enough of this nerd shit.
literally nothing edition
DEgenerate new images ^)
>>53882098
fucking woz gives no shits
In other news, who else is ready to drop $20M on a server farm that can make shitty knockoffs of blurry impressionist paintings?
i think 10 mins left in conference. when the fuck is the pascal anmnouncement
twitch /nvidia
for rare meme's
Is he a robot?
Fuck I forgot about this. Have they talked about GPUs yet?
>>53882055
where da new cards at?
Twitch stream is faster
>Whether you are a robot or a drone
>suppose you are a human
Nvidia has fired its entire workforce long ago and is just a bunch of AIs
>>53882055
you could totally use this for porn
>show me a sunset, subtract the clouds and and add a beach
replace the words with porn jargon
Give every meme to the Computer then ask it to Draw a meme
>>53882132
kys
HERE IT COMES
>>53882137
the guy who make /gcg/ kill herself
>>53882157
Fucking THIS
IT'S TIME
IT'S HAPPENING
GET IN HERE NOW
INCOMING PASCAL?!?!?
HERE IT COMES I TOLD YOU
lmao
FUCKS SAKE
oh fuggg :DD
>tesla
AHAHAHAHAHA
HA
HA
H
AH
AH
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53882149
This is coming. When this tech enters consumer market, it will become common place.
Fucking trolls.
Even more tesla
That starts with a P boys
TESLA P100, WOW!
...it's fucking nothing.
yay tesla
>>53882149
I was thinking about making a thing similar to that.
Throw a bunch of pictures with features i like and a bunch of pictures that i don't like, then let it loose on the boorus.
I FUCKING DIED
P a s c a l n e v e r
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April Fools was 4 days ago you stupid chink
>Clearly written out "Datacenter CPU"
>Everyone spamming "HERE IT COMES"
Are you guys mentally retarded or what?
Tesla Pascal?
>the odds of it working is 0
>tesla
But can I play games on it?
TRANSISTORS
>>53882164
stfu faggot stop bullying others on the internet
>>53882211
yes
>>53882224
slit your throat. hope your mother dies of bone cancer soon
Nobody cares about games anymore ;_;
>>53882055
> 17B transistors
> uh, whoops
> 15B transistors now
> or is it 150B? we don't even know!
> with memory that doesn't actually exist yet thanks to slow gooks
holy fuck, they didn't even bother making a mockup this time.
>>53882234
>soon
Jokes on you bone cancer is slow developing.
ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE?
This is Pascal bruhs.
He said it
IT'S OVER, AMD IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
PASCAL CONFIRMED
for tesla
>>53882234
ain't gonna happen pussyboy
>we didn't lable the images
>but we can tell it to make a beach and it knows what to make
>without labeling it
Lol what
>>53882238
FIVE MIRACLES
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L
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S
>>53882244
exactly and most painful
THEY'RE BREAKING THEIR OWN RULES
OH THE HUMANITY
>Have stream on other tab
>Always have to tab back to see if it's stopped or what because he stops for so long between every sentence
>>53882235
they do. they made almost $1 billion last year on consumer GPU's. they care very much.
It IS a fucking pascal tesla
Only 1000 Dollars per miracle
PREEMPTION IS A FREAKING MIRACLE
look it's pascal!
Pascal paper launch in april confirmed
>nvidiots rejoice
Not only are the
GATES
>>53882276
600mm^2
FIFTEEN BILLION
ONE HUNDRED FIFTY BILLION
THIS THING TOTALLY EXISTS GUYS
>The odds of it working are practically zero
>Five miracles
>Voltage reduced to nothing
>we live in a world where this kind of mechanical and laboured presentation is okay
Just kill me now
we talk about gayming
>HURR DURR WE ARE ON /g/, GET OUT >>>/v/
we talk about devs and pro
>HURR DURR WHERE IS MA VIDIA!
Lol what, why is he talking about HBM2 already? No way they have that yet
SEVERAL THOUSAND ENGINEERS
Pascal & HBM2 confirmed
Full preemption on Pascal is crucial for a VR GPU. Hurry up
160GBit/second
[NERVOUS LAUGHER INTENSIFIES]
>>53882295
Polaris 14nm is not real 14nm.
Why does the dress like a fucking edgy biker?
>>53882295
>no cute dick
disappointment
>we have just created the world's most expensive brick
Teraflops sounds like such a silly word.
>preemption on individual shader units
But why? Or did I misunderstand what he said?
>>53882267
>2016
>single monitor
THE WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE BRICK
They have created the worlds most expensive brick guys
>"we have just created the worlds most expensive brick"
"miracles":
> preemption
> 16nm
> hbm/interposers
> proprietary PCIe bus extensions
> software that we didn't even write
holy fuck, the shilling is real
>WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE BRICK
>>53882311
how so? because it's not nvidia?
>We have created the world's most expensive brick.
Confirmed. Quoted.
>>53882295
A true miracle of the universe.
IT'S IN VOLUME PRODUCTION TODAY
VOLUME PRODUCTION
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YESYSEYSYSYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSYEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEY
IN PRODUCTION TODAY
>>53882324
TRILLIONS OF FLOATING POINT OPERATIONS
>>53882335
No, only Intel has real 14nm process, AMD and Nvidia is a mix.
>>53882311
>Nvidia confirmed not having virtual 14nm
AMD IS FUCKING FINISHED!
>>53882326
Not gonna put this shit on my 2nd monitor
59900 US DOLLARS
>Q1 17
>>53882332
Nvidia is Apple anon
They market to gaymer kiddies with their parent's credit cards
The Tesla is production retards
I'm more interested in Polaris though
>>53882347
>>53882346
>VOLUME PRODUCTION TODAY
4GB / 500GB/s confirmed, thank gooks
HIGH ENERGY
>mfw $3000 Titan P 16GB HBM2 MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE
The 970 3.5GB fiasco was caused by the 4GB miracle not delivering.
>we'll ship it... uh... soon
>>53882364
for multi-billion companies
>>53882332
>NVIDIA shilling NVIDIA products at an NVIDIA keynote
Wow you figured out the point of this so quickly
Good job
>soon
>It will show up in the cloud
V A P O R W A R E
We ship it.... soon?
We'll ship it...
...
...
soon?
>we'll ship it....soon
what a troll
AMD IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
AMDFAGS ON SUICIDEWATCH
GAYMEN CARDS NOW
>>53882383
lmao well done jen shin
>>53882354
>>53882347
>>53882346
>VOLUME PRODUCTION TODAY
>>53882364
>Q1 17
We're back to 1.7%, boys.
here we go
>>53882411
nope, we supercomputer now
>>53882399
AMDFAGS are laughing their asses off at this mediocre show.
lmao another server box
wtf was that noise
WOOOHHH
wow
Jesus, 170tf and 8xP100's
>>53882399
I HAVE A FREESYNC MONITOR, SOMEONE PLEASE WATCH ME, I MIGHT KILL MYSELF
WE DEEP LEARNING SUPERCOMPUTER NOW NIGGAS
HYPERCUBE MESH
8 of those fucking things
>>53882319
Fag
>>53882415
Because the AMD one was better?
>blanked out screen
THREE POINT TWO THOUSAND JIGGAWATTS
WOOSH
what is a FLOP??
3200 watts
hmmm
THE DES... DENSSNEST DENSEST!!! DE
>>53882423
>The denstest computing node ever made
>7tb SSD
>all of this tech and they can't keep a consistent video feed
wew
that's actually fucking impressive
>>53882415
Saucee
Why is everything they show is so fucking small
THE DENSE-ESTS COMPUTER EVER MADE
3200W
DATACENTER FIRES
>>53882450
>implying /g/ cares about anything beside muh gayming performance
>FP16
1 EXAFLOP OF FP4 GUYS PLS BUY SHARES
>>53882443
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flop
150 HOURS
a 150 hours a 150 hours a 150 hours a 150 hours a 150 hours a 150 hours a 150 hours
>>53882443
please leave
>>53882450
depends on how well it can run my gta 5 and witcher 3
>>53882454
16nm process faggot
>>53882466
/g/ is one guy
back to /b/ scum
> 3kW in 3U
data center fires are real
Will this DGX-1 be able to run Quantum Break at 4k?
>150 hours
>2 weeks
Does not compute
>>53882427
I love it when people tell me something about myself I already knew like it's some kind of insult.
>find out im gay
>WOW WHAT AFAGGOT
>ok.mpq
fucking insecurity is hilarious
So how long until Nvidia creates Skynet
>>53882479
I mean on the screen but good one
faggot
>10 EX
I just wanna know if i can build a rig or have to wait the end of the year or 2017
>>53882436
at least amd showed something
holy shit
AMD BTFO
LITERALLY DEAD
>>53882499
>TWELVE EX
WOW SO THIS NEW SUPERCOMPUTER WILL PLAY 4D GAMES?
AMD BTFO
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F
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>YOU'RE A CUNT
>>53882055
I still can't believe that the girl in front of the Rasta-wannabe did barnyard horse porn
>>53882503
Waiting on Pascal and Broadwell-E to see what I should get
>12x as fast
>gaming gpu's will probably only be 20-50% faster
How does this happen
>>53882508
NO GAYMEN GRAPH REEEEEEEEEEE
>>53882508
>comparing 8 GPUs vs 4 GPUs
>IT'S 12 TIMES FASTER GUYS
top kek
>>53882508
Is that the time to render one game frame with GameWorks enabled?
4 GM200
25 hours
4 GP100
4 hours
8 GP100
2 hours
12 ECKS SPEEDUP
>>53882523
no competition from AMDead
>PLEASE SPEAK TO ME IN WORDS WITH TWO SYLLABLES OR LESS
>pascal
>>53882520
you're gonna be waiting a bit longer. not that there are any games worth a shit right now anyway.
Am I the only one who is equally excited for this supercomputing and deep learning shit? This tech will transform our lives in huge ways over the next few decades.
Do you guys realize that the slowest supercomputer in the TOP500 list is just over 200 THps? That machine they just showed is almost powerful enough to be one of the top 500 computers in the whole world. And it's just a desktop sized. That's absolutely nuts.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD RAPIST?
What does any of this mean?
>>53882505
yeah, the meme Fury Pro Duo...rrright
how did he just pronounce Pascal?
hairworks looking pretty good
his eyes are afunny
what is that haircut, holy shit
Just show us the new gtx cards already
>>53882523
don't kill yourselves 980 TI owners, you'll still be able to sell your cards for around $300 once pascal is out.
>>53882523
No competition from AMD.
Geforce cards are Teslas and Quadros that didn't made the cut.
>>53882547
it honestly makes me pretty nervous about my ability to make money until retirement.
Did he let AI cut his hair?
BAIDU
Fuck you West, China is climbing no matter what you think of it.
what is a fucking FLOP you fucking faggots???
>>53882444
>>53882457
>>53882481
3.2kW/3U = 45kW per rack
most data centers like to keep things at 10kW per rack at most and below 5kW ideally.
The use case for this thing is literally 3, 3U boxes per 42U rack, maybe 4 or 5 boxes if you feel like paying through the nose for excess power/cooling fees from the data center.
>>53882558
JUST
>>53882508
Can it run Crysis?
Looks like we're not getting consumer GPUs
>>53882558
>literally who
What cave did they drag this troll out of
>>53882547
>THps
TFlops*
>>53882558
>>53882560
haircut is the opposite of just
This guy was on MadTV
>>53882573
your life
>>53882547
That's 170 TF in 16-bit operations, retard. That's half precision. The TOP500 list lists double precision (64-bit) operation performance.
>>53882572
yeah, they are
>>53882560
He's an engineer, looks are unimportant
>>53882558
He is not a human but AI made by Nvidia.
>>53882573
pls leave
>>53882436
Yeah.
>that fucking nasal voice
>>53882560
I like it.
this conference is stupid and gay
reeeee
>>53882573
AMD
>no games
Everyone knows advancement is driven by games and porn, who cares about this stuff
>>53882574
this
it's a datacenter fire in a box, fags
>>53882594
top bantz
>>53882605
there is no shame in admitting you dont know either
>>53882573
it takes 500 gflops to run crysis
that's all you need to know
>>53882608
How, the poo loo dude?
>>53882579
I laughed and laughed
hey guys I laughed
I just laughed, let me repeat I laughed, amazing work of our engineers because I just laughed, billions of dollars down the drain but I laughed so it was worth it
>>53882631
So can the teslabox run crysis or not?
>>53882508
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> 14MB register file
is this nigger serious?
How does all this information help me to decide whether to get a 980ti now or wait
>You should be a professor
what
thats really awesome
thank you very much
you should be a professor
THANKS
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>53882666
he was boring
So should I just get a 980 ti or what?
jesus fuck, why am I watching this? I want to play crysis, not develo AI..
hope AMD does better than this.
>>53882675
Wait for Vega.
>>53882648
no it fucking cant god damnit why wont you LEARN!!!!!!! YOU STUPID AI !!!!!!!!!!
Why do Americans trying to sell something constantly spout bullshit like 'super, extreme, awesome, fantastic' and other shit at least three times in one sentence.
>>53882666
>>53882669
>that guy really becomes a professor
>no more X12 speedup from nVidia
Huang has a huge forehead.
>>53882675
lol retard. you should only buy high-end cards on release. I'm still on 980 and switching to pascal as soon as it launches
POO IN THE LOO
POO
R A J A
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>>53882648
No but it can categorize and sort through a billion pictures in a single day.
holy shit jensen is a manlet
LOO
>>53882675
wait the Computex
PAJEET
>>53882689
Buzzwords you dumb fuck.
>>53882663
>>53882675
I'm sorry gaymer I can't hear you over the roaring insignificance of your market share.
poo in pascal
Le poo in le loo xD
Too loud rajaaa
DESIGNATED
>>53882681
You are a small fry, gaymers are small fries.
Nvidia does big business now, they invest into the future that matters.
>>53882722
>mad shitskin
every time
M A N L E T
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T
fucking twitch memes tho
>>53882722
NO PAJEET
POO GOES IN TOILET
NOT THE STREETS
Holy shit dude, they're using Ubuntu. That means they must be real programmers...
>Indians have ALL the same fucking accent
JUST
P
O
O
IN
THE
L
O
O
>>53882675
medium kek
had lab geeteexa deep ppoo learnin
GTFO of stage
how many low level computer scientists will be replaced by cheap self learning AI???
>poo 1
>poo 2
>>53882744
What did you expect from a chink
>Posting a live demo
Balsy move nVidia. Lets see how it plays out.
Elon Musk fucking shits on his press conference trendy boss jacket game. He looks like a gay fucboi manlet in that leather jacket.
>>53882769
aHAHAHAHA
>>53882744
but he lifts
>y-y-you're gud
>129 THOUSAND US DOLLARS
who else DGX-1 here?
I better go vote for Trump.. fuck this shit, hope AMD does better.
>129000 USD!!!!
>129K
it's pretty much a steal
>>53882796
actually not that bad considering what i see for IBM and Oracle enterprise class hardware
>ONE HUNDRED TWENTY NINE THOUSAND US DOLLARS
>129.000 dollars
ONLY 129K
>980ti is still the best card
>waitcucks btfo
I'll take twenty
>>53882805
>>53882807
That's peanuts you moron, not for your gaymers of course.
that's pretty good actually
>>53882805
>>53882807
8 Pascal Tesla cards
~$16k and ~400W each
yeah, no.
>>53882825
I don't know why I laughed at this
>129K
Can that finally run Crysis?
>>53882830
>>53882832
retards here will never understand anything beyond their fps
DEEP THROAT LEARNING
Lucky those people who bought Nvidia shares.
They will skyrocket and never look back.
Buy one from our Kickstarter!
Today!
>nvidia saves lives
AMD is literally useless
>>53882838
no, not enough TERA FLOPS!!!!
>>53882847
>>53882847
>>53882847
NEW THREAD
>>53882838
No anon, no GPU will be able to run Crysis
>>53882838
It's not the gpu dumb anime poster
ITS TIME FAGGOTS
>7.5gb + 0.5 slower gb
nvidiots will defend this
>>53882834
>400W each
no true
>>53882872
3.2kW for 8 GPUs
maybe its closer to 370W each, but there not that much extra thermal load from the host processor and fans.
Can someone post a directly link to the stream please?
>>53882987
twitch / nvidia
>>53882987
It's in the OP you nimrod
>davenet
>anon's name is david
they know
ROBORACE!!!
disappointed.avi
>>53883029
I was looking for something like
http://video17.lhr02.hls.ttvnw.net/hls-8c734c/nvidia_20653396320_431143309/chunked/index-live.m3u8?token=id=3956151647951762300,bid=20653396320,exp=1459966621,node=video17-1.lhr02.hls.justin.tv,nname=video17.lhr02,fmt=chunked&sig=3ec2ca70498553470ecdddb9855aed8fefc43692
Post yfw your gpu just got more lifespan today
>>53883450
>tfw still on a 780ti
>Flash plugin missing
>Get the latest Flash player to view this content
as expected from nvidia.
