oh don't mind me

>>53758917
>sidemenu that spans the whole page
>having a sidemenu AND a header
>having a side menu at all

>>53758917
Web should be pure HTML + CSS and ban JavaScript + PHP

>>53758917
>what a fancy website looked like in 1995

I might have that exact template in my old backups

Ez html

>no difference if you're using a portrait monitor or a landscape monitor
>no apparent difference on mobile devices or tablets
holy grail of frustrating shit.

>>53759102
Shit man that's 2005, it's 2015 and it's all a total shit pile of JavaScript on the server and pure JavaScript on the client.

>>53758917
Best design right here.

>>53759102
>4chan should not exist

>>53759102
What's wrong with PHP?

>>53759288
$CURRENT_YEAR=2016

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>>53758917
>needing the footer
>or the header

>>53759102
I've never done web design before, and I did a quick Google to figure out what other client side scripting languages there are. Apparently javascript is the only one with any marketshare.

Is there a less-used but better alternative for client-side scripts?
Serious question.

>>53760361
Javascript: 100% shit, 100% marketshare