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ehehe
>>53705706
>Stapler chan
>>53705481
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0twahcMCgss
i play this unironically when i post on /g/ sometimes
i can't be the only one
>>53705860
I literally think you might be the only one
>>53705481
>we are actually at a point where it would be possible to hide an ethernet controller and wireless chip inside the RJ45 shoe and with PoE that could realistically be a ethernet to wireless bridge.
>>53706160
you should die the same death AS this Computer for your actions
just kidding
You should rebuilt the computer after it went through that machine!
Shame that it was a fake.
>>53706475
it's like a video game
>>53706504
Until someone gets shot.
>>53706475
wish they placed the servers in thailand and went a long with it instead instead of shutting it down after 1 day and calling it a viral marketing experiment
>>53706262
thanks mr shark
>>53706475
fight club v2.0
>>53706475
I actually looked it up because I was interested in joining.
>>53706673
I'll rumble you anon
where you live?
>>53706738
Australia, you probs live in America or some shit.
>>53706761
Wouldn't be surprised if you all didn't ALREADY have an app like this for real in Australia you crazy criminal cunts
>>53706782
That's actually really accurate.
>>53706782
Everyone uses redhat for pro work even if they use a sperg/retard distro at home
Fedora is for unpaid beta testers
>>53705360
he said "/g/ shit", not "shit"
>>53705360
>>53705706
>>53706902
It's really hard to have a good thread with these degenerate dipshits trying to shill their pathetic media that they call entertainment down all of our open throats.
Please end yourselves, cancer. I should have just fucking pulled out when I had the chance.
>>53706942
thread over
>>53705360
maki maki gimmi the faki
>>53706885
Kukiri originated in Napal, not Africa...
![snapshot_18.36_[2014.07.28_09.09.21].png](https://i.imgur.com/ORjOfoI.jpg "snapshot 18.36 [2014.07.28 09.09.21]")
>>53706848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Upgrade_Service
>>53706942
Then report it. Complaining about it only encourages people to do it more.
>>53706971
>>53706991
That goes for you too, go back to your containment
>>>/g/desktop
>>53707004
They're not breaking the rules
didn't the "moot + 30 years = Randy Travis" meme start in /g/?
>>53707020
>They're not breaking the rules
Why are you sperging then?
>>53707063
For the reasons stated above, maybe?
>>53707046
The Konata hair makes it.
>>53707001
>Intel Upgrade Service
I totally forgot about this, its what made me boycott Intel for years.
I just bought a 6700K... fuck AMD.
>>53706902
I don't get this.
>>53705269
pain and suffering, might as well just fucking redo the whole thing
>>53705774
underrated.
>>53707289
left: gentoo-tan
right: troll-chan
>>53706606
needs more lightbulbs.
>>53707165
Is this your homework anon?
Underage detected.
You can just ask Wolfram Alpha to do it for you.
>>53707414
Wow, Vista users sure have it made...
>>53707429
>>53706780
this
>>53707089
So why are you on a site that is built around anime, manga and video games in the first place if you don't like it?
>>53706262
thank mr shark
>>53706606
jobs never actually learned to solder
>>53706942
>degenerate
Go back to /pol/ or preferably stromfront you massive fucking faggot. Why are you even here?
>>53707679
Not all /pol/ posters are faggots anon-kun~
>>53707679
To discuss technology. Maybe you've heard of it.
I've never even been to /pol/ for more than a minute, I picked up that word from you guys.
>>53706816
I'm seeing the potentiometer, switch and buzzer, can't decipher what those chips are from the picture but it is safe to assume it's only use is buzzing?
>>53707726
It's a homemade sound blaster clone from russia. Should output wave signals.
>>53707707
i-it's o-ok maybe we can 4chan great again
[spoiler]by removing non-anime watchers[/spoiler]
>>53706874
>Implying super amoled doesn't have better blacks than crt
>>53707784
>Look mum, i can remote desktop too
>>53707763
>Md5 costs money but we bring for free!
>>53707806
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/b8/2012/02/09/building-windows-for-the-arm-processor-architecture/
>>53707713
It's because those nerds at Microsoft don't wear turtlenecks
>>53707713
>
Thats right. Gates just made another type of laptop. The real concept of tablet was created by Jobs.
>>53707453
So the homework is 4 years late?
>>53707830
Wat?
>>53707781
>these grilles
pleb
>>53707231
Fucking jpg
>>53706211
I might give a fuck if I were performing surgery using a fucking tablet.
>>53706606
"Hurry, Woz, snap the picture before I burn myself!"
>>53706816
Audiophile quality.
>>53707775
I know that image was made on /g/ but it's more /sci/.
>>53705269
that looks like a really bad time. Im glad its not my job to fix it. I would never get a job in tech. I love tech, but fuck I would hate to have to do it professionally. Id end up murdering someone.
>>53706812
>Fedora is for unpaid beta testers
So much this...
>>53707659
Wouldn't the GNU house have all the windows because you can look in at the source code?
>>53707875
kek
>>53707957
>attempt to go up a line
>computer goes to sleep
>>53707830
No, Jobs just made another type (larger) of phone with removed functionality.
>>53706782
Swap gentoo with arch
>>53705996
It's funny how little you think of your knowledge of IT. I understood everything about that statement and it actually made me excited.
>>53708337
lel
>>53707165
Pythagorean theorem do you even know it fag? square root (Side to the power of 2 times side to the power of 2)= hypotenuse>>53707183
>>53707359
>Disk drive C:\ is unreadable
fucking lost
>>53707080
I thought that was in a Western country for a second. Why is that display board all in English?
>>53707165
Sqrt(2(19^2))
>>53706011
>>53706211
why would someone compare a $100 dollar Android tablet to a $700 iPad?
>>53707679
If you've at least visited /pol/ you should know that half of them came from /a/, just like /k/. All three hates degenerates and sjws. So we now know youre new to the chons.
>>53708895
To make themselves feel better about their overpriced toy
>>53705996
I want this so bad man it ain't even funny.
>>53707453
what option / addon is that?
>>53707290
just put a switch
>>53706255
>CERN clit finder.jpg
>>53707659
>>53708012
you can have the blue prints tho, it has windows, but the wine daemon is not running
>>53706761
You australians make a lot of money and travel a lot from what I gather at >>>/trv/ so why don't you travel to the states so that I can floor you, m8.
>>53708012
No, it just means the floor would be unfinished so you can see the foundation.
>>53706475
Is everyone so new that they don't remember this?
>>53706799
Only Windows requires 10GB to read a CD and install a keyboard driver.
>>53706772
>That penmanship
I cringed until I got to
>"Hit horn 3 times if you need me to bring beer. Nothing is too good for the saint who brings the video card"
Pretty cool dude.
10/10
Would not throw package on doorstep without care if I were the delivery guy.
>>53707297
no, just really old
>>53707713
The 2002 Tablet PC didn't work anything like an iPad. It was a PoS which is why no one cared.
There were many tablet computers before 2002. The reason the world pissed when the iPad was released is because Apple got the formula right.
>>53707104
damn, did not expect feels in this thread
>>53706942
>complaining about animu on 4chan
>>53707080
>Person on drawing is not on fire
>MSI
I smell a fake
>>53707347
bg nicknames on /g/ welp...
>>53706991
>>53707568
>>53709782
I dont care you you post anime related tech but contributing nothing to a thread and doing avatarfagging/erp. you now realize that is the cancer.
>>53707347
has that guy on the right got his mouse plugged into his ear ?
cant do that with USB.
>>53709883
whatisps/2.info
>>53709935
iknowhatps2isimnot12.wmv.gov
>>53709450
underrated post
>>53706913
Opera was so worth it, though.
I loved the inbuilt grease monkey.
I loved the inbuilt mail client.
I FUCKING LOVED the inbuilt IRC client.
Looking back at chropera you can really pinpoint the exact moment when they decided to take a shit on their userbase.
RIP 12.16 opera ;_:7
>>53707868
nigga what is that?
>>53707806
>Look mum, I'm too fucking retarded to do a reverse image search
>>53709856
>avatarfagging
people misusing that term triggers me d e s u
>>53707311
still don't get it
>>53706211
>>53706011
Oh! I remember that. What happened to that M$ project? Did they abandon it?
>>53707784
why is this a good thing?
>not soldering your own CPUs
>>53706255
what happens if I stick my dick in this and turn it on?
I'd do it for science.
>>53706011
>>53706211
What the fuck even is this?
>>53707763
Holy fuck, that text shadow.
>>53707775
"safe for work"
>>53710994
this is the compact muon solenoid detector at CERN, one of the two bigger detectors that they use there to search for previously unknown minute particles like the higgs boson.
The CMS experiment is one of the largest international scientific collaborations in history, involving 4300 particle physicists, engineers, technicians, students and support staff from 182 institutes in 42 countries. The complete detector is 21 metres long, 15 metres wide and 15 metres high and weights 14,000 tonnes. It generates a magnietic field of 4 tesla, about 100,000 times the magnetic field of the Earth.
An impressive feat of engineering designed to detect the smallest things ever imagined by physicists.
So if you stick your dick in this and turn it on there's a chance they might be able to see it.
>>53708100
>using your eyes
>might ad well have been hitting pg down, home or delete
>>53711142
SAVAGE
>>53706902
I was the one who requested this in the drawthread. Makes me happy people still post it.
>>53707104
too bad ME was a horrid pile of shit. Jesus why was that OS so bad?
>>53707134
AMD is objectively cuter, and I'm not biased one way or the other
>>53709856
End yourself
>>53707165
it's obviously an equilaterall triangle and so the x is 19
>>53706913
Nice, made me giggle.
>>53711142
fucking brutal.
>>53706756
nice try rajeesh
>>53711282
>obviously equilateral
>90 degree angle
>>53707165
I'd break out SolidWorks to solve it for you but I don't have it installed. Sorry bro.
>>53705360
Picture is not relevant.
>>53710074
also, duplicate tab and tab groups
>>53711142
>>53710994
>>53706255
Well that's worth a cap.
>>53709004
Doesn't something like this already sorta exist?
>>53711142
Tiny hands man approves this message
>>53705269
>live in apartment
>giant bundle of utp cables for the entire building goes through meter cupboard in every apartment, accessible to all residents
>mfw anyone could decide to be an asshole and cut all the cables
>>53707747
It's not homemade, it's a prototype (reverse image search for more details)
>>53707218
Average_g_user.jpg
>>53707118
Nanami best Windows-tan
>>53707875
>Known issues: you tell me
Fuck, I thought that was just a joke people made about XDA
>>53707059
>OBS and GIMP aren't listed
>>53711823
disregard, I'm a fucking idiot who didn't view the whole image
>>53711142
>The complete detector is 21 metres long, 15 metres wide and 15 metres high
nvm then, it won't fit.
>>53707453
What shows that info ? Is this some exif addon ?
>>53711147
>looking at your keyboard while typing
>>53706475
>A bunch of fights I Harlem.
I say it's very real
>>53706255
>tfw you have wasted your life watching animu, playing video games and shitposting, while these people built an awesome machine deciphering the riddles of our universe
>>53711832
You messed up. But, try going there, look at any rom. It's not made up.
>>53705269
OK OP, here you go.
>>53711142
kek
>>53706835
someone explain what the fuck I'm looking at, welding overexcitement?
>>53711142
SAVAGE AF
>>53712619
>Nvidia chip
>>53712190
is this from some League tournament?
>>53712619
someone did the oven trick for a mobo but took it too far
>>53712746
That "trick" would never work for a motherboard anyways, there's too many plastic components like the PCI-e adapters that you can't even remove.
It only works on GPUs when you remove the shroud. So the person who did that is doubly fucking retarded.
>>53711420
>inb4 /r/4chan
>>53711420
we /sci/ now?
>>53708678
Probably no point to since it would have been all katakana.
>>53705360
Maki!!!
>>53706942
>implying
>>53707165
Literally a trick question. The sides are all the same length, so it should be 19. But it's a right triangle, so it also should be 19√(2). There's no correct answer
>>53705996
Dat truth. Daaaam
>>53713637
whats wit hthe nose?
>>53706011
How stupid do you have to be to believe this is real? Using an Android device for two seconds would prove you wrong.
>>53713658
fatman on a trampoline
>>53711142
NO SURVIVORS
>>53713620
That's the dumbest shit I've ever read.
>>53711282
triggered
>>53707165
non-euclidean?
>>53713620
you're dumb as fuck, it's √(19^2+19^2)
/g/ is literally filled with retards
>>53707165
Well since the shape is non-euclidean and impossible, it can be anything. Therefore, it's exactly 74.356367458cm.
>>53712037
>tfw these people wasted their lives trying to build an awesome machine to decipher the riddles of our universe while you browsed dank memes
>>53709616
>got the formula right
By making an oversized phone? That's all it was. It didn't come with special functionality
>>53706782
>No CentOS
Okay...
>>53705360
amu is a real /g/irl
>>53706160
Can someone reverse this?
>>53706592
Damn this is form '08
>>53714057
>not knowing what a 45-45-90 degree triangle is
>>53711142
god damn, this deserves a bump
>>53706255
is that the hardon collider?
>>53714808
>not knowing Pithagoras works for equilateral triangles too
>>53705269
>be low voltage technician
>see this
>>53707548
I don't fucking know, anon. How do you expect me to answer that? I have nowhere else to go.
>>53711142
>cause of death. burn.
>>53714587
Is that vn worth reading?
>>53707781
fucking faggot.
>>53710815
lmao
>>53710991
hello ahamed
>>53707165
>26,87005768508880592723
Do I get a pony for this?
>>53715152
Congratulations, you're capable of passing eighth grade math!
>>53715152
wrong
>>53713620
Reported.
>>53711142
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
>>53714057
You have no idea what the word "literally" means.
>>53711067
I was some kind of research about touch screen respond rates. Forgot all the details though
>>53715256
Literally literally doesn't mean literally anymore.
>>53714261
This guy has his priorities straight. Why accomplish things when I can do what I was born to do, shitpost on anime image boards.
>>53707414
Try 7+ Taskbar Tweaker
>>53707432
I am considering slapping Vista on an older PC just for the hell of it, but the security patches run out in a year. RIP.
>>53715214
>a2 + 2b2 = c2
>192 + 192 = c2
>361 + 361 = c2
>722 = c2
>√722 = c
>26.87 = c
Did you know that they teach Pythagoras' Theorem to 13 year olds now? There's no excuse for you to not know how to do this.
>>53715350
Well rip all my work since 4chan doesn't like the squared symbol
My point still stands though
>>53706782
Where is the Xubuntu user?
>>53715350
>√722 = c = 26.87 = 26,87005768508880592723
This is wrong.
>>53715350
>>53715365
Yeah, because (722)^.5 definitely equals 19.
Got me good there, coach.
>>53715350
Notice how all 3 sides are marked congruent.
It's not a triangle in Cartesian space. It's imposed on the surface of a sphere such that it has three 90 degree angles, like the surface of a quarter slice of a hemisphere.
>>53708909
>/k/ hates degenerates
nigga /k/ is the furriest fucking board on this damn site.
>>53713892
it has imaginary components.
>>53715542
B-but my waifu is real...
>>53715312
>anime image boards.
triggered. fuck off reddit weebs. this is a TECHNOLOGY image board.
>>53715889
You smell new, I was on 4chan when /g/ was still /g/uro.
>>53715368
Still no answer I want to see what an average Xubuntu user looks like.
>>53715416
So is this OS X with modified bar and icons in wallpaper or win 10 with OS X rice?
>>53715915
>You smell new
You smell like a pedophile, anime loving faggot.
My city used to be a forest like 3 or 4 hundred years ago. Who gives a fuck what it used to be? It's a city now. Not a home for wild animals.
More like technology inspired anime image board
>>53711142
Sickest burn of the month
>>53706942
Please fuck off back to /v/ or reddit or wherever your kind comes from.
>>53715460
This.
/k/ is degenerate as fuck.
>>53713319
What do you mean?
>>53707781
These kind of images are fascinating.
>>53716407
You know everyone from the meetup was in on the joke? No one actually came in the brownies.
>>53706255
>people_working_on_the_new_AMD_cooler.jpg
>>53715401
You're still wrong.
It's actually 19 sqrt(2)
>>53717043
First of all, 19*sqrt(2) is the exact same thing as (722)^.5, but that's beside the point.
Second, all three sides of the triangle are congruent meaning that side x = 19 = 19. Like what >>53715453 said, the triangle is not in normal (x,y) Cartesian space so the Pythagorean theorem proves useless here.
x = 19, and if you think otherwise, you're a fucking moron.
>>53714876
it should be 1023 mb
>>53711142
lmao
>>53717297
this is incorrect
>>53717297
That is a GiB you fucktard
>>53717492
Technically, 1023 mb is about 1/1000th of a Mb, or 1/8000 of a MB, or just a fucking bit.
So the joke would still be correct, though just less funny.
>>53711142
Dude... its easter today...
>>53717781
Sleep dumb, anime poster
>>53716047
>m-m-uh animay
Fuck off with your spamming of out of context images.
>>53711972
>>53709010
http://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/show/94520
>>53718209
not anymore
>>53706772
I wonder how many upboats this one got
>>53711142
God damn son
>>53718209
"Girl".
>>53718824
krey
>>53716407
What kind of a virgin do you have to not be able to tell that's not cum?
>>53711142
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>>53709491
There was one thread and I saw it but I imagine 90% didn't.
>>53713469
>rechargable mouse
>>53718209
I want to lick every inch of her armpits.
>>53711420
>.jpg
no thanks
>>53709230
no, the windows are just in the wine cellar, where they dont function properly
>>53717781
sleep snug, smug.
>>53719274
>storing a jpg in a png
I know what you think you're trying to do, but you're wrong.
>>53719828
that's a png not a jpg
>>53712037
Don't worry, there are plenty of nerdy losers at CERN
http://games.web.cern.ch/games/
>>53707218
hahahhahahahahah
>>53719854
>CMS_detector_CERN.jpg
>png
>>53720463
Okay then I know what you mean, and that is of course true.
However the problem is not that picture, it's the text that gets ugly in jpgs so that's why I made a png.
>>53706255
tfw I've been here. Post a pic when I find it
>>53721527
nice pic
>>53721590
thanks. Also got this one
![bptgxEJb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S9gZ6Ww.jpg "bptgxEJb[1]")
